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Subtitles by explosiveskull
FILMXY
M_I_SForEver
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I'm the best here,
that's for sure.
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Okay, I'm a lot better
than you.
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Aye?
What game are you playing, G?
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Nah, actually, you want
to know who is a beast though?
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The Secret G straight up.
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No, Moses is the best.
Hands down.
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The Secret already beat
Moses, bro.
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He's the all-time champion
of Galaxy Gods.
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Ooh, well, if you want to
be anything like the Secret,
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what are you gonna do
to beat Tama's card?
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Oh, sorry then,
you pretty good, bro.
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What are you laughing
at, Riko? Hurry up and go.
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Oh, is it my turn?
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Oh, bro, just hurry up, man.
I'm sick of this shit.
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I don't know if I can beat
Tama's card, eh.
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Fuck up. What have you got?
Come on.
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- Oh, fuck.
- Aliens. Shit.
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Now, that's bullshit.
He can't even play that.
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No, he can like
he only played a Gold Token.
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If one of us had like a Bloodstone or
a Monkey God, we could have beaten him.
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Is this the Monkey God?
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Why didn't you play it, Tama?
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Because Hemi told me to save it
'til the next round.
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What the fuck, Hemi?
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Oh, it's just standard play when
you're trying to gain more points
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and how was I supposed to know
that he was gonna play that card?
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I haven't seen it in ages.
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Boy, you guys are shit,
here give us your cards.
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Bro, if we withdraw now,
we'll be able to reveal his high cards.
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Yes!
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Fuck off. You can't do that.
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- Yes, you can.
- No, you can't.
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Yes, you can, bro.
You need to play Tama.
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I'm not playing Tama.
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- Play me.
- No.
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- Play me.
- Nah, cunt.
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- Play me.
- No, cunt.
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Why won't you play me?
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Do you wanna bong?
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Yeah.
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Bro, that bong
was ruthless, G.
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Cup of tea
for you fellas, Riko.
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Auntie, we're all good..
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Thank you very much, Mrs. T.
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- Oh, you're a nice boy.
- Thank you.
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Enjoy these, lads.
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Drink your tea, too.
It's good for you.
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They look delicious.
Thank you, Mrs. T.
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Ka pai, eat up.
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What the fuck is this?
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She gets confused
with the salt and the sugar.
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Dick, you knew that.
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Yeah, these are pretty nice.
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Oh, bro, that tastes like piss.
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Ah, that means
she put jimbu in it.
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What the fuck is jimbu?
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Something that tastes
like piss.
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I thought you were hungry as.
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Bro, what's up with tea?
I thought we were going hard tonight.
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Yeah, tea relaxes you.
Skull up.
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Yeah, bro, so I had
this one guy on the ground
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and I just fucking smacked him
in the face.
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Like I was just booting this guy and
there's about 10 of them around me
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and I'm pretty sure
one of them had a knife.
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But they weren't going to step out and fuck
with me because they knew not to hurt me
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because I wouldn't feel
anything.
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Didn't one guy already
smash you?
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Nah, like one guy got like a little hit in
and I had like a little bit of a blood nose
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but it was like fucking nothing because
I've been conditioned to take hits.
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So I don't like feel anything.
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- You could hit me right now and I wouldn't feel anything.
- Mate.
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- Eh, Riko?
- Hit him.
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- Yeah, go and like hit me. Hit me.
- Hit him.
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- You wanna go?
- Yeah, hit me.
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I reckon you'll drop nuts.
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Well, at least my nuts
have dropped.
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That's my boy.
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You're a big talker, eh?
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Yeah, well, you're a little pussy
bitch because you can't hit me.
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- You little pussy bitch.
- Yeah.
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- Fuck off, Riko.
- Let's go to the pub.
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Let's go see some girls,
or something.
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Yeah, that's us.
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Yeah, hard, G.
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Oh, what?
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I didn't know you were
actually gonna hit me.
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Fuck, you're an egg, bro.
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Hey, Tama, race starts now.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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My engine's not finished.
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I'm beating you.
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Your car's a piece of shit!
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It's stripped, it's light as
fuck and that's why I'm winning!
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Weight doesn't matter
when it comes to top speed.
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It's all about horsepower,
bitch!
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Then why am I overtaking you,
you cunt!
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- What did he say?
- He said your car is shit!
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Fuck off!
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Speed's all good but it's about
the brains, motherfucker.
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Riko. Riko. Riko. Oh, shit.
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Wake up. Oi.
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You got fuckin' rolled, G.
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- Shame cunt, shame cunt.
- You got me. You got me.
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Riko? Riko? Riko?
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- That was fucking good.
- Fuck up. You're... Fuck, you're a dumbass.
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That was me! That was good.
That was fucking good, G.
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You got your gun? You got your gun?
You got your gun?
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- You got your gun? Go, go, go grab it.
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Grab it, grab it, hurry up.
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Oh, what the fuck?
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What have you done?
Oh, no! No, Riko!
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- No, no, fuck!
- Is he dead?
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Yes, he's dead.
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Riko, no.
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Oh, no, come on. Come on.
Come on, please.
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Oh, fuck. Shit, sorry, bro.
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Oh, fuck!
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Wankers, put that gun away.
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Fuck, you're a good cunt, G.
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Got him!
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Put that fucking gun away.
It's dangerous.
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Bro, what are you talking about?
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- Oh, shit.
- We can do whatever we want.
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We are in the middle of nowhere.
Okay?
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So, you need to chill out. It's not
like I'm gonna shoot anyone, jeez.
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Fuck. Well, just remember,
alright, race is still on, bitch!
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Shit.
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♪ Liquor, liquor, liquor Mr. Liquor
can you please Give me a 40 ♪
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♪ So I can ride the horsey
The horsey ♪
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♪ And I know that I might go
Crazy if I don't get some ♪
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♪ Please give me some liquor
Put it in my system ♪
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♪ Now listen
Liquor, liquor, liquor ♪
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♪ Mr. Liquor can you please
Give me a 40 ♪
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Boys, they are way
out of our league.
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Out of your league, G.
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- Go, bring them over.
- Go, you pussy.
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I'm a pussy, yeah,
who's the one going to do it?
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Stop talking about it.
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I'll... I'll do it now, shut up.
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If you were a banana,
I'd split you.
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I mean, if you were a banana,
I'd find you appealing.
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Huh?
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Anymore?
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Fuck, okay.
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If I was a fly,
I'd be all over your shit.
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I mean, oh, fuck.
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If I was a fly, I would be all
over you because you're the shit.
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Okay, wait.
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Take a look around.
Take a look around.
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Take a look at my mates.
Ugly as fuck.
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Yeah, you're not gonna get
much better than this.
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I'm just being honest, so what I will
do for you is do you a favor. Okay?
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Okay.
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After you guys have had a few
hours exploring whatever is here,
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there's nothing here,
something's gonna sink in.
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And it will probably be
this face, here.
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And when that happens,
you give me a call, okay?
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Footage has emerged of the large fireball
that lit up the sky at 3:30 today
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in the Waikato region.
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00:10:50,589 --> 00:10:55,896
Oh, Johnny,
you fucking see that?
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Ah, oh, fuck.
The fucking sky is falling, B.
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Oh, cheers Johnny.
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00:11:07,506 --> 00:11:10,109
No, no, no,
the hangi is next weekend.
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00:11:11,444 --> 00:11:14,046
Experts say that it was a large meteor
that burned up in the atmosphere.
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00:11:14,079 --> 00:11:15,915
Whoa, that's from
around here, eh.
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There have been no reports
of damage or impact.
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Authorities urge residents
of Whakamaru or Mangakino
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- to contact the police if any more information...
- Hey, Riko, I forgot to tell you
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that I saw your Auntie
the other day at the dairy
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and she was babbling on about some
tracking devices in milk cartons.
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Fuck, I don't know.
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Fuck, I reckon,
just... just for society's sake,
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she probably needs to be
locked up in a loony bin, eh?
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Bro, has she done anything
to hurt you, bro?
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- No.
- Then shut the fuck up, cunt.
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Oh, come on, Riko.
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Shit, Hemi.
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00:11:51,318 --> 00:11:54,321
Whatever,
he's just a sooky bubba.
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Sometimes I wonder
if he's crazy like his Auntie.
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- You all good, bro?
- Yeah, I'm sweet, bro.
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But fuck, I'm gonna drop him,
G, straight up.
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- Who, Hemi?
- Yeah, fuck Hemi, bro.
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I'm over him talking shit
about my fucking Auntie.
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I know she's crazy, bro.
She says weird ass shit, bro.
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She cooks weird ass shit.
I still eat it, bro.
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I fucking love her, bro.
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Hard, bro,
let's go get some food.
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Yeah, fuck hard.
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00:12:26,185 --> 00:12:27,687
Fuck, I'm pretty wasted, G.
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You're not driving.
You're coming with me. Come on.
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No, my fucking bike, bro.
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00:12:32,025 --> 00:12:34,361
Leave it here. We'll pick it up
another time. Come on, get in.
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00:12:44,603 --> 00:12:47,574
Everyone thinks it sounds
cheesy but Ronaldo has such soft skin.
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He is so hot.
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00:12:49,742 --> 00:12:51,477
You should feel like his hair
when I run my fingers through it.
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I'm not boring you, am I?
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- OMG, it's him.
- Who?
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The fucking guy. He's back.
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OMG, he is so hot.
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00:13:03,589 --> 00:13:05,559
Welcome to Red Ringas.
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- What are you getting?
- I'm gonna get, uh...
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Can I please have
the chili-con-carnage, please?
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00:13:09,496 --> 00:13:11,030
One Carnage!
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00:13:11,064 --> 00:13:13,000
Why don't you get
something different.
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00:13:13,032 --> 00:13:15,001
- You always eat chili...
- Because the chili-con-carnage is mean.
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00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:18,105
And I want a flaming
red ringa burger.
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00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:20,974
Do you want breast or thigh?
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00:13:22,308 --> 00:13:24,111
I want breast.
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Mm-Hm.
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Food ready.
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00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,695
Hey, boys, you want to
finish off with some dessert?
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Fuck. Auntie,
what's wrong with the door?
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00:14:11,223 --> 00:14:12,626
Get in here.
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00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:20,567
Why do you have cans?
Why do you have these cans on the door?
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00:14:20,599 --> 00:14:22,735
Shh, shh! They're out there.
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00:14:22,769 --> 00:14:27,741
- Who's out there?
- Aliens, they're outside. I've seen them.
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- There's no one outside.
- Yes, there is, Riko!
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They're out there. It's true.
I've seen them.
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00:14:33,679 --> 00:14:35,781
What? You've seen what?
222
00:14:35,814 --> 00:14:37,684
There's... there's...
You haven't seen anything.
223
00:14:37,717 --> 00:14:40,352
I've seen an eyeball
in the toilet.
224
00:14:40,386 --> 00:14:42,255
It was swimming around
in the toilet.
225
00:14:42,288 --> 00:14:44,724
It swam up, looked at me,
and then swam away again.
226
00:14:44,756 --> 00:14:48,094
You saw an eyeball
in the toilet? Are you serious?
227
00:14:48,127 --> 00:14:51,330
My mate sees you in the dairy and
he hears you talking crazy stuff.
228
00:14:51,363 --> 00:14:53,432
And now you're talking about
an eyeball and what?
229
00:14:53,466 --> 00:14:56,169
Did it pop up in the toilet?
And say hi?
230
00:14:56,202 --> 00:14:58,271
No eyeball saw you
in the toilet.
231
00:14:58,304 --> 00:15:01,275
You're talking about aliens outside.
There's nothing in this toilet.
232
00:15:04,276 --> 00:15:06,345
Do you see any fucking alien
in there?
233
00:15:06,378 --> 00:15:09,148
You better watch your bloody
mouth, boy, or you can get out!
234
00:15:10,449 --> 00:15:11,517
I'm sorry, Auntie.
235
00:15:12,484 --> 00:15:14,253
Have you...
have you been taking your pills?
236
00:15:14,286 --> 00:15:16,689
Oh, of course,
I've been taking my pills.
237
00:15:16,723 --> 00:15:19,626
- Who do you think I am?
- I am sorry for getting you upset.
238
00:15:19,659 --> 00:15:22,429
Well!
You don't bloody believe me, eh?
239
00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:24,832
- Let's just have some tea.
- Jeez!
240
00:15:35,241 --> 00:15:37,410
Yo, 'sup? 'Sup, hello?
241
00:15:37,443 --> 00:15:41,481
Hello, I met you at the bar.
Can I come over?
242
00:15:41,514 --> 00:15:44,317
Are you serious? Oh, my... Fuck.
243
00:15:44,349 --> 00:15:49,522
I mean, yeah! I mean, oh, shit, um, I'll...
I'll text you the address.
244
00:15:49,555 --> 00:15:53,160
Oh, shit. Just come, come around
the back because my aunt...
245
00:15:53,193 --> 00:15:55,662
Uh, the dogs.
There's dogs out on the street.
246
00:15:55,694 --> 00:15:59,632
Okay. I will see you soon.
I am looking forward to it.
247
00:15:59,665 --> 00:16:05,238
Are you sure? Oh, thank you.
I mean, yeah. Yeah. I'll see you soon.
248
00:16:07,372 --> 00:16:10,843
Oh. Oh, shit!
249
00:16:10,876 --> 00:16:15,448
Okay, son, let's do it.
You look good. You are tough.
250
00:16:15,481 --> 00:16:17,851
Mm, she called you.
She called you!
251
00:16:17,883 --> 00:16:20,953
You want this D?
You want this D?
252
00:16:20,987 --> 00:16:24,190
You're gonna get it
all up in your P.
253
00:16:24,223 --> 00:16:28,594
Uh-huh, and we're going to spell
P-D,
254
00:16:30,429 --> 00:16:32,632
Penetration Detention.
255
00:16:33,665 --> 00:16:35,768
How... how, uh...
How was your night?
256
00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:38,237
Hey, you look cold.
Do you want a blanket?
257
00:16:38,972 --> 00:16:42,275
Yeah, I can put it over you
while I bend that ass over.
258
00:16:43,343 --> 00:16:45,812
Hey, did you want some food?
259
00:16:45,844 --> 00:16:48,380
Because I can give you
these nuts, motherfucker, no!
260
00:16:48,414 --> 00:16:53,520
What? What are you saying?
Ba boosh! Ba boosh! Ba boosh!
261
00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:56,990
You like that? Huh?
You do like that?
262
00:16:57,022 --> 00:17:00,626
My name is Riko
but you can call me beast. Ah!
263
00:17:02,495 --> 00:17:03,463
Yes, Riko!
264
00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:08,367
Shhhhhh!
265
00:17:16,408 --> 00:17:18,244
They can hear you, you know?
266
00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:20,313
What the fuck, Auntie?
267
00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:22,549
Get out! Get out!
268
00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:24,283
They are in the walls.
269
00:17:24,317 --> 00:17:27,554
What are you doing
sitting there? Get out!
270
00:17:27,587 --> 00:17:29,289
Get out! She's not leaving.
271
00:17:30,389 --> 00:17:32,324
Hold on, let me finish. Hold on.
272
00:18:06,358 --> 00:18:08,360
Oh, yeah.
273
00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:33,286
What the fuck?
274
00:18:39,759 --> 00:18:42,396
Hey, you've got a small dick.
275
00:18:43,695 --> 00:18:45,030
What?
276
00:18:45,063 --> 00:18:48,834
L, shut up.
You got a small dick, too.
277
00:18:53,572 --> 00:18:56,342
You fucking both
got small dicks.
278
00:18:56,376 --> 00:18:58,845
You talk about seeing
my big dick?
279
00:18:58,877 --> 00:19:03,482
This big fucking dick here, I'll fuckin'
tie your little small dicks together.
280
00:19:05,151 --> 00:19:07,521
You didn't see this big dick
today.
281
00:19:12,591 --> 00:19:13,893
Still got a small dick!
282
00:19:53,866 --> 00:19:56,435
They can hear you,
you know?
283
00:19:58,570 --> 00:20:00,374
They're in the walls.
284
00:20:18,156 --> 00:20:22,728
,
boy, what's wrong?
285
00:20:24,196 --> 00:20:27,800
I think, um...
I think I saw something.
286
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:30,804
You've seen the aliens, eh?
You saw them?
287
00:20:30,837 --> 00:20:33,540
- I've seen them too...
- Wait, wait, wait. Just wait, Aunt.
288
00:20:33,572 --> 00:20:35,207
Just let me think.
289
00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:39,112
, boy,
but I'm glad you've seen them.
290
00:20:39,145 --> 00:20:42,749
Now you've seen them,
now you can't call me crazy.
291
00:20:42,781 --> 00:20:45,918
I've seen some freaky stuff when
we were on tour in Australia.
292
00:20:45,952 --> 00:20:47,820
I was with the band Jinko.
293
00:20:47,854 --> 00:20:52,625
Mind you we were smoking some
pretty strong Te Puke thunder.
294
00:20:52,657 --> 00:20:54,593
We were taking some acid, too.
295
00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:57,096
But anyway, all that stuff
it just opens up your mind
296
00:20:57,128 --> 00:21:01,834
and allows you to see the stuff that's
really right there, in our toilet.
297
00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:06,505
And I saw two aliens outside
when I was doing the gardens.
298
00:21:07,272 --> 00:21:09,009
I didn't see anything.
299
00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:12,979
You've seen them.
It's all right.
300
00:21:13,011 --> 00:21:17,783
So, I believe you, millions
wouldn't, but I believe you.
301
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,235
What the fuck? Nah, nah, nah.
302
00:23:31,317 --> 00:23:35,355
Hello! You're on my farm.
303
00:23:53,172 --> 00:23:55,675
Oh, shit, ah!
304
00:24:16,162 --> 00:24:19,298
Fucking aliens terrorize
305
00:24:19,330 --> 00:24:23,935
a salacious swingers romp.
306
00:24:23,969 --> 00:24:26,205
Right, and you're sure
we can write the F word?
307
00:24:26,238 --> 00:24:29,942
Of course, we can use the
fucking F word. It's my blog.
308
00:24:29,974 --> 00:24:32,145
I can do whatever
the fuck I want.
309
00:24:32,177 --> 00:24:36,683
With 2 million subscribers who
would do whatever I say.
310
00:24:36,715 --> 00:24:40,419
We can tell them to go and jump
and they probably would.
311
00:24:40,453 --> 00:24:43,455
Oh, I'm feeling it.
Saleem, I'm feeling it.
312
00:24:43,489 --> 00:24:45,725
The muses,
the muses are talking to me.
313
00:24:45,758 --> 00:24:48,261
Okay. Open a doc... open a Word document.
Okay, here we go.
314
00:24:52,298 --> 00:24:55,101
Sorry, sometimes
they take a bit of time. Okay.
315
00:24:55,134 --> 00:24:58,404
"Are we intruding?"
The alien said.
316
00:25:00,004 --> 00:25:04,276
Jenny removed the dildo
from her brother.
317
00:25:38,376 --> 00:25:43,116
Great. Okay, the meteor is going
to come crashing down into the dam.
318
00:25:43,148 --> 00:25:48,253
It's going to rip it open and it's going
to flood a village of indigenous people,
319
00:25:48,287 --> 00:25:49,822
the last Maori tribe.
320
00:25:49,855 --> 00:25:52,091
Great.
321
00:25:52,124 --> 00:25:56,828
I just wish we could do a story with...
with less titles and no fake aliens,
322
00:25:56,861 --> 00:25:59,030
just something
with scientific documentation.
323
00:25:59,063 --> 00:26:04,002
Scientific? No one reads
scientific documentation, Saleem.
324
00:26:04,036 --> 00:26:06,038
Okay, we need a story with guts!
325
00:26:06,070 --> 00:26:10,041
We need a story with UFOs, aliens,
stuff like that. Exciting stuff.
326
00:26:10,075 --> 00:26:14,514
So, when the meteor enters the atmosphere,
assuming it doesn't disintegrate...
327
00:26:14,547 --> 00:26:18,451
- Yeah.
- ...it will be landing exactly in this area right here.
328
00:26:18,483 --> 00:26:21,320
Oh, crap. How far away is that?
Okay, let's just go. Let's go.
329
00:26:26,524 --> 00:26:29,427
So, we should be there
in 62 minutes.
330
00:26:29,461 --> 00:26:32,799
62 minutes, we should be in there,
but it's hitting in an hour.
331
00:26:32,831 --> 00:26:35,333
- Yes, I know...
- Oh, Saleem, we have to be there faster.
332
00:26:35,367 --> 00:26:37,537
Why did you let me stop
at that cafe?
333
00:26:37,569 --> 00:26:40,540
Look, we could still make it if we
increase it 20 kilometers an hour.
334
00:26:40,572 --> 00:26:41,940
The coffee wasn't even worth...
335
00:26:41,973 --> 00:26:43,809
Oh, shit.
336
00:26:45,310 --> 00:26:50,415
Did you...
did you just hit a quail?
337
00:26:50,448 --> 00:26:53,351
Was it a quail? I don't...
I don't think I hit it. Did I?
338
00:26:53,385 --> 00:26:56,556
Yes, you did.
I... saw the feathers.
339
00:26:56,588 --> 00:26:58,991
Should... should we just go back
and look?
340
00:26:59,023 --> 00:27:00,926
You have seen
the Lion King, right?
341
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,828
It's the circle of life.
We don't need to...
342
00:27:02,861 --> 00:27:04,362
Something will come along
and eat it
343
00:27:04,396 --> 00:27:07,300
and it will be thankful
that we killed it for it. So...
344
00:27:07,332 --> 00:27:10,268
- Look, the Lion King...
- I don't think we need to worry about the quail, okay?
345
00:27:10,301 --> 00:27:12,338
The quail is the least
of our worries.
346
00:27:12,370 --> 00:27:14,105
- But we could just, uh... We could still make it.
- No.
347
00:27:14,138 --> 00:27:15,908
- We could...
- It is dead, Saleem.
348
00:27:16,975 --> 00:27:19,978
The quail is dead. Give me that.
349
00:27:35,027 --> 00:27:37,197
Peter. Peter.
350
00:27:44,536 --> 00:27:49,075
Alright, so, according
to my calculations I think...
351
00:27:49,107 --> 00:27:54,046
I am certain that the meteorite
will be flying over that area
352
00:27:54,078 --> 00:27:56,982
in approximately 15 seconds.
353
00:27:57,015 --> 00:27:58,884
Okay, perfect.
354
00:27:58,917 --> 00:28:01,353
Now what we're going to do is
we're going to sell it that
355
00:28:01,386 --> 00:28:03,021
the aliens are traveling in the meteor's
slipstream, okay? That's what we're doing.
356
00:28:03,055 --> 00:28:05,358
- Now is the camera ready? Come on.
- Okay.
357
00:28:05,390 --> 00:28:07,559
So later you can edit
a UFO behind the meteor,
358
00:28:07,592 --> 00:28:09,995
or like they're sneaking in
behind it, undetected.
359
00:28:10,663 --> 00:28:11,964
Oh, shit.
360
00:28:27,011 --> 00:28:30,081
- Did you get that?
- I sure did.
361
00:28:30,115 --> 00:28:31,584
- Okay.
- Beautiful.
362
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:39,224
Holy shit! Run!
363
00:33:25,876 --> 00:33:28,614
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck off! Fuck, fuck off!
364
00:33:29,513 --> 00:33:32,952
I'm a fucking black belt. My Uncle is
Jackie Chan! My Uncle's Jackie Chan.
365
00:33:35,319 --> 00:33:38,389
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck off!
366
00:33:51,302 --> 00:33:53,405
That's funny, eh?
367
00:33:53,437 --> 00:33:55,873
Ow, ha-ha-ha.
368
00:34:00,479 --> 00:34:01,814
Yeah, that's funny.
369
00:34:06,818 --> 00:34:09,689
Chur. Chur, Chur.
370
00:34:11,289 --> 00:34:13,391
I... Chur, hi.
371
00:34:13,425 --> 00:34:15,294
. Chur.
372
00:34:15,327 --> 00:34:16,629
Yo, what's up?
373
00:34:17,963 --> 00:34:19,298
Who are you?
374
00:34:20,332 --> 00:34:21,300
Gurgus.
375
00:34:22,466 --> 00:34:23,401
Gurgus.
376
00:34:24,403 --> 00:34:28,339
Ge... Gurgus? Riko.
377
00:34:28,372 --> 00:34:31,644
Hi. Who are you?
378
00:34:40,352 --> 00:34:44,455
Did you say Jeff?
Oh, that's a mean name. Jeff.
379
00:34:44,488 --> 00:34:47,458
Oh, yeah, so Jeff. Gurgus.
380
00:34:47,492 --> 00:34:51,530
You's were snooping
around my Auntie's house.
381
00:34:53,464 --> 00:34:54,466
Why?
382
00:35:05,910 --> 00:35:08,914
Why, why, why? What the fuck?
383
00:35:34,372 --> 00:35:37,409
Did you just smoke shit
from my house?
384
00:35:38,443 --> 00:35:39,944
What the fuck?
385
00:35:42,948 --> 00:35:44,750
Ha-ha.
386
00:35:44,783 --> 00:35:47,386
You're smoking shit! Like, shit.
387
00:35:47,419 --> 00:35:50,356
No, what the, ooh!
Fuck off, Gurgus. No.
388
00:35:50,388 --> 00:35:55,093
No, I smoke like
actual good shit. Not shit.
389
00:36:04,169 --> 00:36:08,040
Yeah. Fucking aliens.
390
00:36:10,675 --> 00:36:12,443
Hey, so you see these trees?
391
00:36:12,477 --> 00:36:14,847
Yeah, we like cut them down
and shit to like make...
392
00:36:14,879 --> 00:36:16,881
turn into like monies
and toilet paper.
393
00:36:16,914 --> 00:36:19,817
Toilet paper is the stuff we use
to wipe our ass for the shit.
394
00:36:19,850 --> 00:36:24,088
So, you guys actually have a way better way
of disposing it because you like smoke it.
395
00:36:24,122 --> 00:36:25,658
Fuck, it just disappears.
396
00:36:27,459 --> 00:36:28,961
I agree, Riko.
397
00:36:28,993 --> 00:36:31,629
What the fuck?
You could speak this whole time?
398
00:36:31,662 --> 00:36:34,532
We have just recalibrated
our communications systems.
399
00:36:34,566 --> 00:36:36,568
Oh, shit. Fuck, what is that?
400
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,035
Can you change your voice?
401
00:36:38,068 --> 00:36:41,139
'Cause you like sound
Australian like. Ugh.
402
00:36:42,673 --> 00:36:43,908
Is this better?
403
00:36:45,577 --> 00:36:49,147
That's way better, G.
Yeah, my Jeff. My Jeff.
404
00:36:50,982 --> 00:36:55,486
Okay, listen up. Gurgus.
405
00:36:55,519 --> 00:36:57,155
Jeff.
406
00:36:57,189 --> 00:36:58,824
You're about to play some rugby.
407
00:36:59,890 --> 00:37:01,726
Gurgus, you're on my team.
408
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,761
Jeff, you're the opposition.
409
00:37:03,794 --> 00:37:05,696
The Rugby World Cup.
410
00:37:05,729 --> 00:37:07,899
Jeff, you are France.
Gurgus, me and you are All Blacks.
411
00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:11,836
This is it, guys. This is it.
The fans are watching.
412
00:37:11,870 --> 00:37:15,808
Your family at home is watching. Your
mo' homies in space are watching. Okay?
413
00:37:15,841 --> 00:37:19,611
Gurgus, you have the ball.
We got the ball. We got the upper hand.
414
00:37:19,644 --> 00:37:22,013
The try line
is just behind Jeff.
415
00:37:22,046 --> 00:37:25,950
What you're going to do, Gurgus, is you're
going to pass it off to me on the B. Okay?
416
00:37:25,984 --> 00:37:28,153
Jeff, you're the opposition.
417
00:37:28,185 --> 00:37:31,789
So when I have the ball, bro, you wanna...
you wanna crum me, bro, you bang.
418
00:37:31,823 --> 00:37:35,627
You just wanna put me out because I'm like
fucking Sonny Bill crossed with Jonah Lomu.
419
00:37:35,660 --> 00:37:38,730
Yeah, yeah, fans are like,
"Bro, he's gonna waste 'em."
420
00:37:38,763 --> 00:37:40,598
Yeah, so you better...
It's all on you, cuz.
421
00:37:40,631 --> 00:37:43,769
Are you ready, eh?
Are you ready?
422
00:37:45,069 --> 00:37:47,905
Gurgus, go, Gurgus! Go, Gurgus!
423
00:37:47,939 --> 00:37:50,876
Pass it, Gurgus, pass it!
Pass it! Pass it!
424
00:37:55,780 --> 00:37:59,984
You got rolled, G.
You see that, Gurgus?
425
00:38:00,017 --> 00:38:03,254
You see that, yeah,
All Blacks all day, all day!
426
00:38:03,287 --> 00:38:05,122
It's what you call rugby,
Gurgus?
427
00:38:05,156 --> 00:38:07,759
Jeff, oh, fuck,
do you want a hand, G?
428
00:38:07,792 --> 00:38:11,029
So this is my hood, probably
not as mean as yours, though.
429
00:38:11,062 --> 00:38:15,834
You's probably got like a freaking laser
city, like where heaps of alien bitties.
430
00:38:15,867 --> 00:38:17,970
Why did you guys even come
all this way, man?
431
00:38:18,002 --> 00:38:21,740
To get shit? Like,
you could have just got it from Uranus.
432
00:38:22,908 --> 00:38:25,243
Anyways,
this really high bridge here,
433
00:38:25,276 --> 00:38:29,714
by my cousin Hokie, did the meanest bomb
off here, man. You should've seen it.
434
00:38:29,747 --> 00:38:31,082
He's dead now, though.
435
00:38:33,051 --> 00:38:36,221
But like, once you've died,
they put you in the ground over there.
436
00:38:36,254 --> 00:38:37,656
Do you guys die?
437
00:38:38,990 --> 00:38:43,863
Eh, yeah, well, my parents are dead.
They're buried over there.
438
00:38:44,863 --> 00:38:48,600
♪ I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien ♪
439
00:38:48,633 --> 00:38:50,102
Oh, you guys know that song?
440
00:38:50,135 --> 00:38:52,703
Far, that would be
a banger in space.
441
00:38:52,736 --> 00:38:55,139
I wrote that song, straight up.
I did, Jeff.
442
00:38:55,173 --> 00:38:56,207
You wouldn't know.
443
00:38:58,843 --> 00:39:01,046
Yo, I got yous.
444
00:39:01,078 --> 00:39:03,080
I need to like humanize you because
you guys look all fucked up and shit.
445
00:39:03,113 --> 00:39:06,551
Oh, not fucked up, just like not normal.
Yeah, not normal.
446
00:39:06,584 --> 00:39:10,923
This one time... Oh, fuck, Jeff. One time,
my Uncle had like this scab on his lip
447
00:39:10,955 --> 00:39:15,294
and I swear it was herpes 'cause he'd keep
getting with the same chick and it got huge.
448
00:39:15,327 --> 00:39:17,562
His face was fucked like
kids were scared of it and shit.
449
00:39:17,595 --> 00:39:19,097
So like,
you got the same problem.
450
00:39:19,129 --> 00:39:22,066
Not the same problem
but do you guys even get STDs?
451
00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:26,872
Oh, hey, so look at me.
Hold up, oh, ew. Fuck no, ew.
452
00:39:26,905 --> 00:39:30,876
That was even worse than before.
Ew, shit. Come here, Gurgus.
453
00:39:33,278 --> 00:39:36,080
I fucking knew it!
454
00:39:36,113 --> 00:39:37,949
You just look like Tupac
up in...
455
00:39:37,982 --> 00:39:39,584
Oh, you don't even know
who that is.
456
00:39:39,618 --> 00:39:41,620
Hold up, Jeff, come here.
457
00:39:41,653 --> 00:39:45,223
Yo, yeah, you're like
a blue James Brown.
458
00:39:45,256 --> 00:39:48,026
Mm, yeah, do you reckon
Jeff looks good?
459
00:39:48,059 --> 00:39:52,129
Fuck yeah. Hard.
You're gonna get all the bitties, G. Yeah!
460
00:39:52,162 --> 00:39:55,700
One sec. Yo.
461
00:39:55,734 --> 00:39:57,302
Yo.
462
00:39:57,334 --> 00:40:01,205
Ha-ha-ha! Yeah, we got this!
463
00:40:27,865 --> 00:40:31,603
Fuck yeah. Looks bad, eh?
464
00:40:32,403 --> 00:40:35,139
Where the fuck's Jeff? Fuck!
465
00:40:41,211 --> 00:40:43,781
Bring me back my car!
466
00:40:43,814 --> 00:40:45,316
What the fuck!
467
00:40:46,785 --> 00:40:48,252
Hurry up, Gurgus!
468
00:40:51,955 --> 00:40:54,926
Go, go, go. Go, go go, Jeff.
Go, Jeff. Go Jeff!
469
00:40:57,828 --> 00:41:00,399
♪ Welcome to Zygertron ♪
470
00:41:06,705 --> 00:41:10,175
♪ It's Aztechknowledgey ♪
471
00:41:12,443 --> 00:41:16,781
♪ Ancient Cryptology ♪
472
00:41:17,981 --> 00:41:22,954
♪ Hieroglyphic Tragedy ♪
473
00:41:25,222 --> 00:41:28,893
♪ We drown in the cosmic sea ♪
474
00:41:33,397 --> 00:41:38,703
♪ We don't come
From a long line of chiefs ♪
475
00:41:40,972 --> 00:41:44,975
♪ We wrestled with thieves ♪
476
00:41:45,008 --> 00:41:50,915
♪ Fought hard
To get out from beneath ♪
477
00:41:50,948 --> 00:41:53,350
♪ It's too late ♪
478
00:41:53,383 --> 00:41:57,856
There it is, me aliens,
Auckland city.
479
00:41:57,888 --> 00:42:00,024
The big white cloud.
480
00:42:00,057 --> 00:42:02,460
Shit, that's got everything
you ever need.
481
00:42:02,493 --> 00:42:05,129
Does it have an isolated
inter-galaxy space port.
482
00:42:05,162 --> 00:42:08,332
Shit, I don't fucking know.
I've never been there.
483
00:42:23,448 --> 00:42:24,850
Hey, man!
484
00:42:31,055 --> 00:42:32,124
What, G?
485
00:42:32,156 --> 00:42:33,792
Oh, shit! Go! Go!
486
00:42:44,803 --> 00:42:47,106
Yeah! Ooh!
487
00:42:54,412 --> 00:42:57,149
Hey!
488
00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:11,930
Yeah! Yeah!
489
00:43:19,470 --> 00:43:21,540
Yeah! Beast!
490
00:43:35,953 --> 00:43:38,222
- Fuck! What are you doing in here?
- Get out! Get out!
491
00:43:38,256 --> 00:43:40,559
Get the fuck out! Out!
Get out! Get out! Go!
492
00:43:40,591 --> 00:43:43,461
Ah, far out, eh, cuz,
I was trying to take a shit, eh!
493
00:43:43,493 --> 00:43:45,296
Fuck off!
494
00:44:12,990 --> 00:44:16,594
♪ Let's play that human races
Na, man, I'm just joking ♪
495
00:44:16,627 --> 00:44:19,196
♪ I took a shit, uh
And I'm just smoking ♪
496
00:44:19,229 --> 00:44:21,867
♪ And now they're choking
And they be tokin' ♪
497
00:44:21,899 --> 00:44:26,238
♪ Now, yeah, I'm provoking 'Cause
I'm just about To take your honey ♪
498
00:44:26,271 --> 00:44:29,441
♪ Now I'm about to give you
All my money ♪
499
00:44:29,473 --> 00:44:31,943
♪ Yeah, because I'm rich, bitch
I'm about to... ♪
500
00:44:33,644 --> 00:44:37,415
Oh, shit. Whoa, go! Go! Go!
501
00:44:44,589 --> 00:44:48,427
- It's just the vibe.
- Really? Oh, my gosh!
502
00:44:49,493 --> 00:44:51,930
What the fuck?
503
00:45:04,374 --> 00:45:07,278
Shh, guys.
Wait here. Wait.
504
00:45:26,597 --> 00:45:29,600
Oh, fuck no. Oh, fuck no.
505
00:45:29,633 --> 00:45:31,702
Fuck, those are
my Auntie's plants.
506
00:45:31,736 --> 00:45:33,305
She smokes more than me, man.
507
00:45:46,316 --> 00:45:47,652
Fuck off, man!
508
00:46:05,135 --> 00:46:06,603
Yeah!
509
00:46:06,636 --> 00:46:08,573
There he is! Come with me, ah!
510
00:46:12,477 --> 00:46:18,149
- Grab him. Bring him in.
- Oi! Wait, get off! I've got a small penis, oi!
511
00:46:18,182 --> 00:46:21,185
Oh, boy, I'm... look, mate.
Get off me!
512
00:46:21,218 --> 00:46:24,521
- Bring him.
- My penis is small.
513
00:46:24,555 --> 00:46:28,093
♪ It's Aztechknowledgey ♪
514
00:46:28,126 --> 00:46:30,528
♪ Worshipping the sun ♪
515
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,298
♪ Ancient cryptology ♪
516
00:46:33,330 --> 00:46:35,166
Thanks for waiting, by the way.
517
00:46:36,466 --> 00:46:38,235
Was it good?
518
00:46:38,269 --> 00:46:41,071
It was good.
It was, yeah.
519
00:46:41,104 --> 00:46:46,043
I didn't actually think I was going
to enjoy that as much as I did, mean.
520
00:46:46,077 --> 00:46:49,481
♪ About the moons reflections ♪
521
00:46:51,649 --> 00:46:56,488
♪ You got to look back
To move on ♪
522
00:46:56,521 --> 00:47:00,325
Goes back years,
a forgotten experiment
523
00:47:00,357 --> 00:47:03,160
and that, my friend,
is why you humans, the Earth,
524
00:47:03,193 --> 00:47:06,163
everything you know,
that is how you are here.
525
00:47:06,196 --> 00:47:09,267
Whoa! Far out!
526
00:47:12,069 --> 00:47:14,606
Far, space is amazing, eh!
527
00:47:14,638 --> 00:47:18,042
Do you guys reckon you can
take me out to space sometime?
528
00:47:18,075 --> 00:47:20,744
We would like that.
Maybe you can fly.
529
00:47:20,778 --> 00:47:23,515
Straight, you'll let me
like fly the spaceship?
530
00:47:23,548 --> 00:47:28,352
Ha-ha-ha. I think you guys
are like my best mates. Yeah.
531
00:47:30,287 --> 00:47:33,657
Hey, if you stole that hearse,
did you steal the spaceship?
532
00:47:35,792 --> 00:47:36,827
Yes.
533
00:47:38,629 --> 00:47:42,801
Yeah! That's solid.
I like that. I like that.
534
00:47:44,102 --> 00:47:47,772
- Riko, do you know where we can get some more shit?
- No.
535
00:47:47,805 --> 00:47:49,640
- Please.
- You guys scored an hour ago.
536
00:47:49,673 --> 00:47:52,142
Why do you guys need
more shit now?
537
00:47:52,176 --> 00:47:53,411
Crackheads.
538
00:47:53,443 --> 00:47:55,512
Fuck, help me.
539
00:47:55,546 --> 00:47:56,781
What's wrong with you?
540
00:47:58,149 --> 00:48:00,452
Oh, fuck, oh, okay, okay.
541
00:48:06,457 --> 00:48:07,792
Help. Me.
542
00:48:10,327 --> 00:48:13,764
I've got it. I've got it. I got it.
Here, Gurgus. Gurgus. Gurgus.
543
00:48:16,300 --> 00:48:19,671
Here, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, here,
smoke. Smoke.
544
00:48:19,703 --> 00:48:21,573
Smoke my shit.
545
00:48:23,341 --> 00:48:25,810
Fuckin' hell, you guys
are fritting out hard, eh?
546
00:48:25,843 --> 00:48:29,748
You guys are fuckin' fiends. Who wants
the last bit? There's a bit left.
547
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:34,551
- You can have it.
- Fuck off. I'm not smoking my own shit.
548
00:48:34,584 --> 00:48:36,386
Pussy bitch.
549
00:48:36,419 --> 00:48:38,122
I'm not a pussy. Watch.
550
00:48:38,156 --> 00:48:39,891
Watch, I'm not a pussy.
551
00:48:39,923 --> 00:48:42,159
Fucking crackhead.
552
00:48:44,562 --> 00:48:47,198
Fuck. Oh, shit. Fuck!
553
00:48:47,231 --> 00:48:48,767
Ah, shit. Fuck!
554
00:48:58,743 --> 00:49:00,378
Oh, my God!
This shit is amazing.
555
00:49:00,410 --> 00:49:01,912
Why didn't you tell me
this shit is amazing?
556
00:49:01,946 --> 00:49:04,582
Oh, my gosh, I'm horny.
Oh, my gosh, I'm so...
557
00:49:04,615 --> 00:49:06,850
Are you horny?
Are you horny because I'm horny?
558
00:49:06,883 --> 00:49:08,485
Yeah, we all horny, huh?
559
00:49:08,519 --> 00:49:11,421
Mm-hm, I'm so fucking horny. Ah!
560
00:49:11,455 --> 00:49:13,591
Yeah, I'm hungry for food.
Do you want food right now?
561
00:49:13,624 --> 00:49:17,495
Because I'm hungry, I know a place
called Red Ringas in your bum hole.
562
00:49:17,528 --> 00:49:20,265
Fuck, I love you guys so much.
I love you.
563
00:49:20,298 --> 00:49:21,633
Let's go, Red Ringas.
564
00:49:31,508 --> 00:49:32,877
Baby?
565
00:49:33,910 --> 00:49:35,880
Oh, you're so tired.
566
00:49:37,381 --> 00:49:39,417
You were a lion.
567
00:49:41,484 --> 00:49:45,890
- Mm-hm.
- Auntie.
568
00:49:47,490 --> 00:49:50,494
Jacinta wants some more.
569
00:49:51,461 --> 00:49:52,630
Auntie, don't.
570
00:49:54,564 --> 00:49:59,436
- I wasn't your Auntie last night.
- What the fuck?
571
00:49:59,470 --> 00:50:01,939
- Oh, hey, bear.
- I don't know you! Go! Go! Get out!
572
00:50:01,972 --> 00:50:03,640
Hold me! Hold me!
573
00:50:03,673 --> 00:50:06,310
I don't want to hold you!
What the fuck? Get out!
574
00:50:06,343 --> 00:50:09,213
- Get in!
- No! Get out, please
575
00:50:13,283 --> 00:50:15,419
No more for you.
576
00:50:16,486 --> 00:50:18,557
What the fuck?
577
00:50:43,881 --> 00:50:46,384
Why are you still here?
578
00:50:46,417 --> 00:50:47,752
Why are you still here?
579
00:50:47,785 --> 00:50:49,721
This is my house.
Did you take a shit?
580
00:50:49,754 --> 00:50:52,022
No, no.
I'm just checking the paint.
581
00:50:52,055 --> 00:50:54,791
No, don't...
don't come closer though.
582
00:50:54,825 --> 00:51:01,399
Don't come in for maybe 5, 10,
no, 45 minutes. It'll be safe.
583
00:51:18,481 --> 00:51:21,752
Mr. Macintosh. Peter.
584
00:51:29,926 --> 00:51:31,595
Where are we?
585
00:51:31,629 --> 00:51:33,464
We're in a dairy factory.
I brought you here.
586
00:51:33,497 --> 00:51:35,300
You had a head concussion.
587
00:51:36,566 --> 00:51:40,504
- The UFO.
- It's real.
588
00:51:40,537 --> 00:51:42,406
Oh, great. Oh.
589
00:51:45,575 --> 00:51:47,411
- Where are my clothes?
- They're over there.
590
00:51:49,412 --> 00:51:52,082
- Why was I naked?
- I had to strip you.
591
00:51:52,115 --> 00:51:53,717
I thought you were injured
or something.
592
00:51:53,751 --> 00:51:56,486
But don't worry.
You're perfectly fine. Mostly.
593
00:51:56,519 --> 00:51:58,622
You have a fungal infection.
594
00:51:59,689 --> 00:52:01,992
- Where's the UFO?
- It's still at the crash site.
595
00:52:02,026 --> 00:52:05,029
32.45 longitude and 1724...
596
00:52:05,062 --> 00:52:07,365
Okay, what about the news?
Was it reported on the news?
597
00:52:07,397 --> 00:52:10,401
No, nothing. I checked all the
local radio stations and newsfeeds.
598
00:52:10,434 --> 00:52:12,502
Nothing has been sighted.
599
00:52:12,535 --> 00:52:14,539
What is this? The door's not...
600
00:52:14,571 --> 00:52:18,108
Where's the door handle? Come on, pull it.
Pull it, come on. Good.
601
00:52:18,142 --> 00:52:21,846
Ah. Great. So, so...
602
00:52:23,446 --> 00:52:24,981
Where are my trousers?
603
00:52:25,015 --> 00:52:26,651
I tried to tell you from...
from before.
604
00:52:26,684 --> 00:52:30,555
Go and get my trousers,
Shalof, for Jesus' sake.
605
00:52:30,588 --> 00:52:32,557
You shouldn't have even taken
them off me in the first place.
606
00:52:32,589 --> 00:52:34,024
It's just bizarre.
607
00:52:34,057 --> 00:52:36,593
It's just bizarre
that you took them off me.
608
00:52:36,627 --> 00:52:38,896
Why was I naked? Oh, Jesus.
609
00:52:38,928 --> 00:52:40,798
Oh, my head.
610
00:52:54,544 --> 00:52:56,780
Fucking hell.
Just hit the best shit ever.
611
00:52:56,814 --> 00:52:59,384
Was fucking amazing.
612
00:52:59,417 --> 00:53:02,620
You can't keep smoking the shit
all day, every day.
613
00:53:02,653 --> 00:53:04,955
You need...
you need to know your limits.
614
00:53:04,988 --> 00:53:08,158
What kind of shit was that?
We should get some more.
615
00:53:10,060 --> 00:53:12,029
It fucked us up real good.
Do you know who did it?
616
00:53:12,062 --> 00:53:13,531
What? From my house?
617
00:53:14,964 --> 00:53:18,035
Oh, uh, eh.
Did you smoke the shit?
618
00:53:18,068 --> 00:53:20,937
I don't know who did it,
but it was way better than yours.
619
00:53:20,970 --> 00:53:23,874
What? She wasn't even meant
to be at my house anyway.
620
00:53:23,908 --> 00:53:25,743
She... she wasn't meant to shit.
621
00:53:25,776 --> 00:53:27,944
We need some
of the chunky shit, please.
622
00:53:27,977 --> 00:53:30,747
That's, uh...
623
00:53:30,781 --> 00:53:33,151
Why is there a toilet seat
on Gurgus' head?
624
00:53:34,118 --> 00:53:36,587
That... that seat,
that's the whole...
625
00:53:36,620 --> 00:53:38,522
Why is there a toilet seat
on Gurgus' head?
626
00:53:38,555 --> 00:53:40,557
We went dunny diving.
627
00:53:40,591 --> 00:53:43,161
But anyways, we didn't find
anything like the shit we just had.
628
00:53:43,193 --> 00:53:46,663
Chunky, spicy,
beautiful texture.
629
00:53:46,696 --> 00:53:49,533
What, like a mean ass bud?
Like the skunky ass,
630
00:53:49,566 --> 00:53:51,535
like a skunky, hunky,
cuncky bud?
631
00:53:52,669 --> 00:53:56,206
Was it like a perfectly round?
632
00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:59,810
Like a sausage, like a chode
but a bit longer?
633
00:53:59,843 --> 00:54:01,611
Yes, exactly.
634
00:54:01,644 --> 00:54:04,915
Now we are best friends,
will you help us get it?
635
00:54:04,948 --> 00:54:08,452
Oh, for fuck sakes, man.
Yeah, fine, okay, I'll get you...
636
00:54:08,486 --> 00:54:12,022
I'll get you the... I'll get you
skunky shit but that's it.
637
00:54:12,055 --> 00:54:14,825
No, no more shit, okay?
638
00:54:14,859 --> 00:54:16,093
That, no more.
639
00:54:18,995 --> 00:54:20,464
Then we're going into space.
640
00:54:36,247 --> 00:54:38,683
Oh, sweet Jesus.
641
00:54:38,716 --> 00:54:39,984
There it is.
642
00:54:40,017 --> 00:54:42,019
The UFO.
643
00:54:42,051 --> 00:54:44,055
- I can't believe you were right all along.
- Oh, Jesus. My God.
644
00:54:44,088 --> 00:54:47,492
- Okay. We need to get some pictures stat. Okay?
- Alright.
645
00:54:47,524 --> 00:54:49,026
So get your camera out.
646
00:54:49,059 --> 00:54:50,727
And what you'll do is,
I'll start taking some photos
647
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,262
and you're gonna need
to camouflage it. Okay?
648
00:54:52,296 --> 00:54:53,931
- Use bracken fern or whatever.
- I...
649
00:54:53,964 --> 00:54:55,500
I forgot the camera in the car.
650
00:54:58,301 --> 00:54:59,604
What...
651
00:54:59,636 --> 00:55:00,972
You what?
652
00:55:01,004 --> 00:55:02,939
Look, I... I had a lot on my mind.
I just forgot it in the car.
653
00:55:02,972 --> 00:55:06,142
Oh, Salon.
What is wrong with you?
654
00:55:06,176 --> 00:55:07,578
You had one job!
655
00:55:07,611 --> 00:55:09,614
One job,
that and holding your hand
656
00:55:09,647 --> 00:55:11,182
- for every single minute you go.
- Oh, Jesus, shh. -
657
00:55:16,553 --> 00:55:18,822
- The alien is coming out.
- I see it.
658
00:55:19,722 --> 00:55:21,492
Ah! Oh, it's...
659
00:55:22,892 --> 00:55:24,194
It's humanoid.
660
00:55:25,095 --> 00:55:26,531
It's humanoid, Salon.
661
00:55:26,564 --> 00:55:28,732
Ah! Fuck!
662
00:55:29,899 --> 00:55:32,002
A very primitive form
of humanoid.
663
00:55:32,937 --> 00:55:35,673
Oh, okay.
We're gonna have to follow.
664
00:55:35,705 --> 00:55:37,841
Let's go, let's go.
665
00:55:43,981 --> 00:55:46,684
Red Ringas, satisfying you,
destroying your loo.
666
00:55:46,716 --> 00:55:52,323
Hey, it's Riko, um, I was just trying to... Uh,
that girl that stayed at my place last night,
667
00:55:52,356 --> 00:55:55,926
- is she there?
- Riko! That's me, Jacinta.
668
00:55:55,959 --> 00:55:58,628
I'm so glad you called.
669
00:55:58,662 --> 00:56:00,564
How are you, sugar lips?
670
00:56:00,597 --> 00:56:03,833
Shut up, man. I mean, yeah. Nah.
671
00:56:03,867 --> 00:56:08,104
Good, so good after last night, I can't stop
thinking about it. That's why I was calling you.
672
00:56:08,138 --> 00:56:11,075
OMG, last night was so good when
you went down on me for an hour
673
00:56:11,107 --> 00:56:14,144
and then switched it around
and we did a 69er.
674
00:56:14,178 --> 00:56:17,781
Fuck up, no, I didn't.
I mean. Yeah, I did.
675
00:56:17,814 --> 00:56:20,251
Yeah, I fucking helicoptered
that shit.
676
00:56:22,086 --> 00:56:23,754
I was thinking, yeah,
did you want it again tonight?
677
00:56:23,787 --> 00:56:26,089
Like after dinner?
Maybe early dinner?
678
00:56:26,122 --> 00:56:29,859
Dinner?
Uh, of course, I can do dinner.
679
00:56:29,892 --> 00:56:33,763
Yeah, how about the Chateau because
like they got flash ass bathrooms.
680
00:56:33,796 --> 00:56:36,066
- You can take a mean shit there.
- What?
681
00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:41,839
Yeah, I mean, they got flash-ass, overall
so flash, you deserve that, my buttercup.
682
00:56:41,872 --> 00:56:43,941
Um, yeah, 5 PM sound good?
683
00:56:43,973 --> 00:56:46,810
5 PM is perfect, baby.
5 PM is perfect.
684
00:56:46,843 --> 00:56:48,378
Yeah, 'cause we gotta make it
a early dinner
685
00:56:48,412 --> 00:56:53,651
'cause I wanna see you
and be... be in you.
686
00:56:53,684 --> 00:56:58,055
No, okay just be there, okay? Fuck off.
I mean... I mean, I will lick you off.
687
00:56:58,088 --> 00:56:59,223
Uh, okay, bye.
688
00:56:59,256 --> 00:57:00,158
Bye.
689
00:57:02,059 --> 00:57:03,194
So, who was he?
690
00:57:04,694 --> 00:57:08,131
Well, I've been casually dating someone
but it's starting to get serious.
691
00:57:08,164 --> 00:57:11,101
- How serious?
- Pretty serious.
692
00:57:11,135 --> 00:57:13,337
I'll tell you what,
you need to take these with you.
693
00:57:13,370 --> 00:57:15,205
Ronaldo and I use them
all the time.
694
00:57:15,238 --> 00:57:18,141
It's a muscle relaxant, they're
really good to have sex on.
695
00:57:18,175 --> 00:57:20,977
- What's in it?
- I don't know. Some herbal shit but it works.
696
00:57:21,010 --> 00:57:24,347
It'll put you guys into a, I don't
know, a placid state of sensuality.
697
00:57:24,381 --> 00:57:26,751
It's amazing.
698
00:57:26,783 --> 00:57:28,718
- No thanks, it's...
- Trust me, you're not going to orgasm without it.
699
00:57:28,752 --> 00:57:30,287
Let me just put that in there.
700
00:57:30,319 --> 00:57:32,122
One little drop,
it's all you need.
701
00:57:33,122 --> 00:57:34,357
Okay.
702
00:57:58,716 --> 00:57:59,651
Riko?
703
00:58:00,450 --> 00:58:02,252
You look nervous. What's wrong?
704
00:58:02,285 --> 00:58:04,254
I'm fine. I'm fine.
705
00:58:08,325 --> 00:58:09,359
Fuck.
706
00:58:11,194 --> 00:58:13,064
- Fuck.
- Why so high strung?
707
00:58:13,097 --> 00:58:14,899
I'm fine. I'm fucking sweet.
708
00:58:14,932 --> 00:58:18,703
Look, I think bypass this?
Let's go upstairs.
709
00:58:18,736 --> 00:58:21,472
- Make you feel good?
- We're not... we're not going upstairs.
710
00:58:21,504 --> 00:58:23,907
- Let's get that clear.
- Why?
711
00:58:23,941 --> 00:58:25,242
- Are you hungry?
- Maybe.
712
00:58:25,274 --> 00:58:26,810
Then order some fucking food.
713
00:58:28,178 --> 00:58:30,181
I thought you wanted
some more Jacinta.
714
00:58:41,892 --> 00:58:45,763
Oi, oi, I'm sorry. Nah, oi.
715
00:58:45,796 --> 00:58:52,035
You are... you are an amazing person and
I didn't mean to say anything I just said.
716
00:58:52,068 --> 00:58:53,369
- I didn't mean anything like that.
- What?
717
00:58:53,403 --> 00:58:55,004
What were you going to say?
718
00:58:55,037 --> 00:58:57,407
- I wasn't going to say anything.
- What?
719
00:58:57,441 --> 00:59:00,278
For fuck sakes, wait here.
720
00:59:07,950 --> 00:59:10,120
- Rabbit.
- What the fuck, man?
721
00:59:10,153 --> 00:59:12,322
I'm never doing anything
for you ever again.
722
00:59:12,356 --> 00:59:14,325
- What? Why?
- What the fuck is this shit?
723
00:59:14,357 --> 00:59:16,026
Why do I have to get her shit?
724
00:59:16,059 --> 00:59:17,794
This is like some weird
fetish shit.
725
00:59:17,827 --> 00:59:19,429
Like what I caught my dad
watching that time.
726
00:59:19,463 --> 00:59:21,798
No, no, we need to get it
for the aliens.
727
00:59:21,832 --> 00:59:23,501
The aliens?
728
00:59:23,533 --> 00:59:26,336
Oh, bro, it's hard to explain.
You trust me, you trust me.
729
00:59:26,370 --> 00:59:28,772
I'm starting to think Hemi
was right about you, man.
730
00:59:28,805 --> 00:59:31,207
Hemi? Fuck Hemi.
731
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,910
Who's always had your back? Aye?
732
00:59:34,845 --> 00:59:36,446
You got shit-faced
then blew up a goat.
733
00:59:36,479 --> 00:59:38,448
I could have fucking
uploaded that.
734
00:59:39,415 --> 00:59:42,852
I didn't. You were a dick
but I didn't even like you.
735
00:59:42,885 --> 00:59:47,257
And this could be good for you,
erase all your bad karma.
736
00:59:49,225 --> 00:59:51,028
You're conditioned
for this shit.
737
00:59:51,060 --> 00:59:52,896
I am conditioned for this shit.
738
00:59:54,363 --> 00:59:56,432
You're Ruthless Rabbit?
739
00:59:56,466 --> 00:59:58,301
I am Ruthless Rabbit.
740
00:59:58,334 --> 01:00:01,772
- Oh, we're boys.
- We are boys.
741
01:00:03,941 --> 01:00:06,243
- You ready?
- Yeah. Yeah.
742
01:00:06,276 --> 01:00:07,812
- You can do it, bro.
- Yeah, I'm ready.
743
01:00:07,845 --> 01:00:09,180
- You can do it.
- I'm ready.
744
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,383
I am Ruthless Rabbit. Yeah.
745
01:00:18,021 --> 01:00:20,357
One little drop,
it's all you need.
746
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,268
- Hey!
- What's up?
747
01:00:31,301 --> 01:00:33,136
What's up?
748
01:00:33,169 --> 01:00:36,139
Fuck, it's so hot in here, eh?
I've got the dries like...
749
01:00:36,173 --> 01:00:37,508
- Drink.
- Going to the toilet?
750
01:00:37,540 --> 01:00:39,843
Yeah, I'm thirsty.
Are you not thirsty?
751
01:00:39,877 --> 01:00:41,512
I am thirsty.
I'll drink with you.
752
01:00:41,544 --> 01:00:43,113
- Take a sip.
- You first.
753
01:00:43,146 --> 01:00:45,048
- Bottoms up.
- Down the hatch?
754
01:00:45,082 --> 01:00:46,250
Alright.
755
01:00:53,256 --> 01:00:54,357
Mm.
756
01:00:57,961 --> 01:01:00,497
- Nice.
- It is.
757
01:01:40,370 --> 01:01:44,408
It's interacting with another
potential alien. This is astonishing.
758
01:01:45,408 --> 01:01:47,944
Do you think
she's an alien too?
759
01:01:47,977 --> 01:01:51,648
Look, we can't be sure. We have to get closer
and get an integumentary system sample.
760
01:01:53,050 --> 01:01:55,084
So, so, so what is this?
761
01:01:55,118 --> 01:01:56,453
Okay, yes, good question.
762
01:01:56,486 --> 01:02:00,457
This is an Interstellar
Council Meeting.
763
01:02:00,490 --> 01:02:04,294
Yeah, I think we need to approach
from around the side. Let's go.
764
01:02:38,995 --> 01:02:41,298
Um, Miss,
do you need any help in there?
765
01:02:41,330 --> 01:02:43,334
Um, no thank you.
766
01:02:43,367 --> 01:02:46,135
Um, I'm just... just making sure
that you don't flush that toilet.
767
01:02:46,169 --> 01:02:48,305
Um, if that's all right.
Thank you, very much.
768
01:02:48,338 --> 01:02:52,242
- Why?
- Um, because the plumbing is broken.
769
01:02:52,274 --> 01:02:54,043
The... the pipes are a mess.
770
01:02:54,077 --> 01:02:56,379
You're just not gonna be able
to flush that toilet.
771
01:02:56,412 --> 01:02:58,348
What, flush the toilet?
772
01:02:58,381 --> 01:02:59,983
No, no,
do not flush that toilet.
773
01:03:00,017 --> 01:03:01,551
I need you to not flush
that toilet.
774
01:03:01,584 --> 01:03:03,319
- So, flush it?
- No! No, do not flush it!
775
01:03:03,352 --> 01:03:06,155
- Flush the toilet?
- No! No! No!
776
01:03:06,189 --> 01:03:08,326
Grab that poo! Ah!
777
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:12,428
What the hell?
What are you doing?
778
01:03:12,461 --> 01:03:15,966
Ah, shit. It's gone.
779
01:03:17,667 --> 01:03:20,537
I'm sorry,
I thought you said flush it.
780
01:03:20,569 --> 01:03:22,539
No.
781
01:03:23,740 --> 01:03:28,178
I'm sorry. Do I know you?
782
01:03:28,211 --> 01:03:30,247
No, you must be thinking
of my twin brother.
783
01:03:31,214 --> 01:03:34,518
Huh, okay.
784
01:03:34,551 --> 01:03:37,688
- I think you're a bit hotter.
- Really?
785
01:03:40,189 --> 01:03:41,425
Want a quickie?
786
01:03:47,229 --> 01:03:49,800
Yeah. Fuck it!
787
01:04:09,618 --> 01:04:11,287
She's dead?
788
01:04:13,722 --> 01:04:15,291
She's dead?
789
01:04:22,566 --> 01:04:26,669
Yeah, well, I totally crushed it
like a Bloodstone.
790
01:04:26,702 --> 01:04:28,371
Bloodstone?
791
01:04:28,405 --> 01:04:30,473
- Yeah.
- From Galaxy Gods?
792
01:04:30,506 --> 01:04:32,409
- Yeah.
- You know that game?
793
01:04:33,343 --> 01:04:35,446
I'm a Third Grandmaster.
794
01:04:35,479 --> 01:04:38,482
Fuck off. Have you ever played
Moses at the Auckland Tournament?
795
01:04:38,515 --> 01:04:39,550
I beat him.
796
01:04:41,350 --> 01:04:43,419
No shit! Are you the Secret?
797
01:04:43,452 --> 01:04:45,488
Was. I quit.
798
01:04:45,522 --> 01:04:47,491
Too much so I moved back
with my family but...
799
01:04:47,524 --> 01:04:49,226
Are you serious? You're my idol.
800
01:04:49,258 --> 01:04:51,794
I can't believe I spoke to you
like that before.
801
01:04:51,827 --> 01:04:53,396
I appreciate you so much.
802
01:04:53,430 --> 01:04:55,198
You don't know how much
I appreciate you.
803
01:04:55,231 --> 01:04:56,800
I think I know a little bit.
804
01:04:56,832 --> 01:05:00,503
What's wrong with my lip?
What's wrong with my lip?
805
01:05:00,537 --> 01:05:04,140
- It's fine.
- What's wrong with my lip? I appreciate you so much.
806
01:05:04,173 --> 01:05:05,408
Just relax.
807
01:05:05,441 --> 01:05:07,110
- Well, shit.
- It's fine you're...
808
01:05:07,144 --> 01:05:09,613
I'm with The Secret.
809
01:05:09,646 --> 01:05:12,182
Oh, are you a bit tired?
810
01:05:12,214 --> 01:05:15,151
Would you like to go upstairs?
811
01:05:15,185 --> 01:05:17,187
Get you upstairs
for a cup of tea and a lie down?
812
01:05:17,220 --> 01:05:19,689
Yeah?
813
01:05:48,450 --> 01:05:50,153
Quick, get the inductor ready.
814
01:05:50,187 --> 01:05:52,823
Alright, it's just...
it's dangerous.
815
01:05:52,856 --> 01:05:55,758
It's been tested on those
animals and most of them lived.
816
01:05:55,792 --> 01:05:57,394
I'm just saying
it's a bit risky.
817
01:05:57,426 --> 01:05:59,530
What's risky is letting
these two escape, okay?
818
01:05:59,562 --> 01:06:01,898
All right, all right,
I'm just going to lower the intensity.
819
01:06:01,932 --> 01:06:03,800
No, no, no,
we need it up about 9.
820
01:06:03,832 --> 01:06:05,434
- We need to put it in a mild coma.
- Please don't touch!
821
01:06:05,468 --> 01:06:06,870
- A 9?
- Yes.
822
01:06:06,903 --> 01:06:08,305
You're gonna kill it.
823
01:06:08,338 --> 01:06:11,307
Okay. Go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
824
01:06:11,341 --> 01:06:14,344
- Go, go, go.
- It's on. It's on. It's on.
825
01:06:14,377 --> 01:06:16,246
It's on maximum. It's on 10!
826
01:06:17,714 --> 01:06:20,384
It's on 10! It's on 10!
827
01:06:20,417 --> 01:06:22,953
Oh, my God. Are you all right?
828
01:06:22,986 --> 01:06:25,321
- Is she out? Oh, God!
- Yes, she's out.
829
01:06:42,671 --> 01:06:44,473
You've done this all wrong,
Saleem.
830
01:06:44,506 --> 01:06:46,809
No, just shove that in there
and I'm just gonna, oh...
831
01:06:49,278 --> 01:06:51,681
What have you got in there?
Is that my friend, Riko?
832
01:06:51,714 --> 01:06:53,749
- Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah.
- What have you done to him?
833
01:06:53,783 --> 01:06:55,886
We're just a temporary, um,
ambulance.
834
01:06:57,354 --> 01:06:58,722
Riko, ah!
835
01:06:59,856 --> 01:07:01,558
Was that really necessary?
836
01:07:01,591 --> 01:07:03,859
I don't know.
I just panicked. Okay.
837
01:07:03,892 --> 01:07:09,865
Quick! Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, Saleem!
838
01:07:09,899 --> 01:07:14,738
Get in there. Shove it in, that's it!
All right, let's go!
839
01:07:42,899 --> 01:07:46,336
Okay, you get that one out.
Okay.
840
01:08:08,557 --> 01:08:10,926
Okay, so we are 100% sure?
841
01:08:10,959 --> 01:08:12,561
Definitely not an alien.
842
01:08:12,595 --> 01:08:14,464
Definitely not.
843
01:08:14,497 --> 01:08:16,300
I mean,
I could have told you that.
844
01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:18,568
I mean, you should have done
your DNA analysis earlier.
845
01:08:18,601 --> 01:08:19,903
I'm gonna wake him up.
846
01:08:21,370 --> 01:08:22,605
Good morning.
847
01:08:26,575 --> 01:08:27,910
Wake up.
848
01:08:29,779 --> 01:08:30,814
Good morning.
849
01:08:33,016 --> 01:08:36,053
He might be suffering
from a short-term memory loss.
850
01:08:36,086 --> 01:08:37,687
What the fuck are you doing?
851
01:08:38,620 --> 01:08:43,694
Uh, we, uh, I'm a doctor
and this is my nurse.
852
01:08:44,727 --> 01:08:51,667
And we, eh, we've been, uh,
employed by the Board of Healthy Living.
853
01:08:51,700 --> 01:08:56,640
And we, uh, you're...
We are in a quarantine.
854
01:08:56,672 --> 01:09:01,044
You have been quarantined because
you've had interaction with a UFO.
855
01:09:02,579 --> 01:09:04,048
We know that
you're not an alien.
856
01:09:05,547 --> 01:09:08,551
But we saw you
coming out of a UFO.
857
01:09:08,584 --> 01:09:11,387
Was there an alien in that UFO?
858
01:09:12,122 --> 01:09:13,923
Yeah, there's fucking
two of them.
859
01:09:16,693 --> 01:09:18,095
There's two aliens?
860
01:09:18,128 --> 01:09:19,730
Yeah.
861
01:09:23,098 --> 01:09:26,869
Okay. Okay, let's go back
to the beginning.
862
01:09:26,903 --> 01:09:28,704
Where did you meet these aliens?
863
01:09:28,738 --> 01:09:31,508
What? You wanna know
from the beginning-beginning?
864
01:09:31,540 --> 01:09:33,443
From the beginning-beginning.
865
01:09:33,476 --> 01:09:35,579
Because I actually know
quite a bit.
866
01:09:35,611 --> 01:09:37,381
Great. So these aliens, they...
867
01:09:37,413 --> 01:09:39,081
So, I was at the bar, right?
868
01:09:39,114 --> 01:09:42,485
I was at this bar and my mate,
Rabbit, he's my mate,
869
01:09:42,519 --> 01:09:44,721
and he's trying to get
with this chick and shit.
870
01:09:44,753 --> 01:09:47,757
And I knew she wasn't gonna get with
him because, fuck, he's like ugly ass...
871
01:09:47,790 --> 01:09:50,494
but that's why I hang out with him
because I'm the better looking one.
872
01:09:50,526 --> 01:09:52,095
Okay, so you're better looking
than a Rabbit?
873
01:09:52,128 --> 01:09:53,697
Anyway, so he was hitting
this chick up.
874
01:09:53,730 --> 01:09:56,700
He was like, "Yo. Yo,
my name's Rabbit."
875
01:09:56,732 --> 01:09:59,168
He's like, "What's your name?"
876
01:09:59,202 --> 01:10:03,472
And she was like, she was like, "Ew, you're
really fucking ugly and you look like a rabbit."
877
01:10:03,506 --> 01:10:04,842
Fuck off, no, she didn't.
878
01:10:08,744 --> 01:10:10,579
Yo, Rabbit!
879
01:10:10,613 --> 01:10:12,548
Yeah, Riko, I'm in here.
880
01:10:12,582 --> 01:10:14,684
Whereabouts are you?
I can hear you but I can't see you.
881
01:10:14,717 --> 01:10:17,053
I'm fucking in here, bro!
Is that Rabbit?
882
01:10:17,086 --> 01:10:18,754
Yeah, that's...
Yes, that's your friend.
883
01:10:18,788 --> 01:10:21,158
- Yes, we have been...
- Why is he in here?
884
01:10:21,190 --> 01:10:22,958
We're helping him as well. We're... Get
them. Come on. Take care of these things.
885
01:10:22,992 --> 01:10:25,162
Go, go, go, go, go!
886
01:10:25,195 --> 01:10:27,697
Okay, we're helping him as well.
He's, um... He's quite contagious, yeah.
887
01:10:27,730 --> 01:10:29,665
Alright.
888
01:10:29,699 --> 01:10:31,902
It's quite frightening.
It's quite, it's quite grotesque.
889
01:10:37,841 --> 01:10:40,177
Maybe he'll fucking turn
into a rabbit.
890
01:10:40,209 --> 01:10:42,678
Maybe. Maybe. Ha-ha.
891
01:10:44,213 --> 01:10:45,649
Maybe he will. Hurry up.
892
01:10:45,681 --> 01:10:47,016
You're pretty fuck... Ow!
893
01:10:47,050 --> 01:10:49,186
Okay, what do the aliens want?
894
01:10:52,654 --> 01:10:55,090
- Oxygen?
- Oxygen?
895
01:10:55,123 --> 01:10:57,059
- Yeah.
- No, you idiot.
896
01:10:57,092 --> 01:11:01,063
Jesus Christ, Saleem!
Look, you come here with me. Come on.
897
01:11:01,096 --> 01:11:03,199
Won't be a moment.
Come on, Saleem.
898
01:11:06,202 --> 01:11:08,538
Okay, look,
we're gonna take this one
899
01:11:08,570 --> 01:11:10,073
and we're gonna put it
into the small room
900
01:11:10,105 --> 01:11:13,206
and you're gonna perform
a alien autopsy video. Okay?
901
01:11:13,208 --> 01:11:14,544
A what?
902
01:11:15,512 --> 01:11:17,948
A fucking alien autopsy video!
903
01:11:17,980 --> 01:11:20,917
Come on, we'll put it on the blog
and we'll get a buzz going. Come on.
904
01:11:24,721 --> 01:11:26,857
Okay, we're gonna need
two videos. Okay?
905
01:11:26,890 --> 01:11:29,860
First one I want it kind of grainy,
kind of what is it, you know?
906
01:11:29,892 --> 01:11:32,529
And the second one,
I want no orifice spared, okay?
907
01:11:32,561 --> 01:11:34,663
I want the full body, okay,
absolutely everything.
908
01:11:34,696 --> 01:11:36,065
So that should take you
a couple of hours.
909
01:11:36,098 --> 01:11:37,501
Alright, but what... what...
910
01:11:37,534 --> 01:11:39,903
No ifs or buts,
just do it, okay?
911
01:11:39,936 --> 01:11:42,873
I'm gonna lock you in here so that
people won't disturb you, thanks.
912
01:11:47,944 --> 01:11:50,013
- Sorry about him. He's...
- My arm's sore.
913
01:11:50,046 --> 01:11:53,883
Yeah, yes, okay.
So, you were saying...
914
01:11:53,917 --> 01:11:55,685
What was I saying? I forgot.
915
01:11:55,717 --> 01:11:58,254
What are they here for?
916
01:11:58,288 --> 01:12:02,993
Chill out, fuck, they're here for a good
time, man. They're just here to have fun.
917
01:12:03,927 --> 01:12:05,762
What do you mean,
like parties and...
918
01:12:05,794 --> 01:12:08,030
Partying, yeah,
they want to party.
919
01:12:08,064 --> 01:12:11,568
- Get their fucking Elvis Presley on.
- Yeah, yeah.
920
01:12:11,601 --> 01:12:14,638
- Michael Jackson, ooh!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Elvis Presley on.
921
01:12:14,671 --> 01:12:16,906
But yeah, here for the drugs mainly.
Here for the drugs, mainly.
922
01:12:16,940 --> 01:12:19,843
- Drugs... Oh, drugs?
- Yeah, drugs.
923
01:12:19,876 --> 01:12:24,079
So, the, um... We're talking kind
of pharmaceutical kind of drug.
924
01:12:24,113 --> 01:12:26,850
Are we? We're talking...
925
01:12:26,882 --> 01:12:29,952
Talking harder drugs,
more kind of your P's, your meths?
926
01:12:29,985 --> 01:12:34,323
- Oh.
- Your kind of, a bit more, so, your marijuana?
927
01:12:34,356 --> 01:12:37,026
- Your... your... your mushrooms?
- Oh, oh, oh.
928
01:12:37,060 --> 01:12:41,698
Your mushrooms? No, no, no?
More like ecstasy and things?
929
01:12:41,730 --> 01:12:43,934
Eci? I'm not very, I'm not very...
930
01:12:47,936 --> 01:12:49,972
- Okay.
- I just gave you a hint there.
931
01:12:51,708 --> 01:12:54,945
Oi. Shit.
932
01:12:54,977 --> 01:12:57,346
Okay, so, I'm going out
on a bit of a limb here.
933
01:12:57,379 --> 01:12:59,281
Are you suggesting...
934
01:12:59,315 --> 01:13:03,919
It's human shit, bro.
Human shit. Your shit.
935
01:13:03,953 --> 01:13:06,022
They want your shit.
936
01:13:06,055 --> 01:13:08,191
That's disgusting. It's completely
disgusting. Do they eat it?
937
01:13:08,223 --> 01:13:10,726
They don't fucking eat it,
they smoke it.
938
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:12,294
They smoke feces?
939
01:13:12,328 --> 01:13:14,230
They smoke shit, yeah.
940
01:13:14,262 --> 01:13:17,132
First, they had my Auntie's,
then I gave them some of my shit.
941
01:13:17,165 --> 01:13:19,668
And then they were like fucking
getting all needy and shit
942
01:13:19,702 --> 01:13:22,806
and they don't want any of my shit
anymore, said they want fucking Jacinta's.
943
01:13:22,838 --> 01:13:24,707
She's got the fucking best shit.
944
01:13:24,740 --> 01:13:29,178
Oh, Jacinta, the bigger one?
Is that Jacinta? The big girl?
945
01:13:29,212 --> 01:13:32,315
- What?
- The... the bigger friend. Your bigger friend.
946
01:13:32,347 --> 01:13:37,953
- Yeah, the larger one.
- Okay. Okay.
947
01:13:37,986 --> 01:13:40,757
They like the smell of shit.
948
01:13:40,789 --> 01:13:43,193
You know what, I'm just going
to be with you in a second.
949
01:13:43,226 --> 01:13:45,762
You just hold tight, okay?
950
01:13:50,098 --> 01:13:51,967
Okay, hi.
951
01:13:52,001 --> 01:13:53,703
All right,
so, I've got the video.
952
01:13:53,735 --> 01:13:55,805
It's good
but if we use a VHS tape,
953
01:13:55,837 --> 01:13:57,873
- it will give us a more realistic look but...
- Salon. Salon. Salon.
954
01:13:57,906 --> 01:14:01,811
Salon. Salon. Salon.
I'm going to need a stool sample. Okay?
955
01:14:01,843 --> 01:14:04,213
Multiple stool samples.
Okay? Thank you.
956
01:14:04,247 --> 01:14:06,082
You want me to get
a stool sample?
957
01:14:06,114 --> 01:14:08,117
Yes, and be quick about it.
958
01:14:08,150 --> 01:14:09,653
Thanks, Salon,
I won't be a minute.
959
01:14:09,686 --> 01:14:13,056
Salon? Saleem.
The name is Saleem.
960
01:14:35,712 --> 01:14:37,347
- How'd you get on?
- Oh, great.
961
01:14:37,379 --> 01:14:39,982
- Thank you, great.
- Here are your samples.
962
01:14:40,016 --> 01:14:43,853
Great. Thank you and, um, I need
some more videos. Thanks.
963
01:14:43,886 --> 01:14:48,357
Some more...
Peter! Peter, let me out!
964
01:16:07,403 --> 01:16:08,472
Hello.
965
01:16:09,971 --> 01:16:12,408
My... my name
is Peter Macintosh.
966
01:16:13,409 --> 01:16:15,212
You are quite spectacular.
967
01:16:17,279 --> 01:16:19,882
You're not going to hurt me,
are you?
968
01:16:24,954 --> 01:16:27,056
I don't... I don't understand.
969
01:16:27,088 --> 01:16:29,225
Can you help us get the shit?
970
01:16:44,973 --> 01:16:46,309
Hello?
971
01:17:03,559 --> 01:17:05,195
Don't be afraid.
972
01:17:11,100 --> 01:17:16,039
You are going to make me
a lot of money.
973
01:17:32,421 --> 01:17:34,891
Fuck. Why are you tied up?
974
01:17:34,923 --> 01:17:37,126
- Who the fuck was that guy?
- I don't know who they are.
975
01:17:37,159 --> 01:17:38,962
I've never seen them before.
976
01:17:38,994 --> 01:17:41,096
They knocked me out,
now I'm gonna knock them out.
977
01:17:41,129 --> 01:17:43,466
I feel like I've got the worst
headache in the world.
978
01:17:43,498 --> 01:17:46,301
I need to find
the fucking aliens.
979
01:17:46,334 --> 01:17:49,404
- Fuck.
- Bro, you need to relax, all right?
980
01:17:49,437 --> 01:17:55,311
Imagine, we go home, we set up on the couch
for the afternoon and rip a cheeky bong.
981
01:17:56,979 --> 01:17:58,248
You haven't got any Panadol,
do you?
982
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:01,016
You hear that? Shh.
983
01:18:01,050 --> 01:18:04,253
- Come. Shh. Come.
- We shouldn't fuck with these guys, man.
984
01:18:04,287 --> 01:18:07,957
Shh. Come, come. Follow me.
985
01:18:15,230 --> 01:18:16,131
Ssh!
986
01:18:19,968 --> 01:18:21,171
Peter.
987
01:18:22,504 --> 01:18:25,341
Peter, are you out there?
Come on, man. Stop playing games.
988
01:18:25,373 --> 01:18:27,644
Could you please open the door?
989
01:18:27,677 --> 01:18:30,247
I have done her
from every single angle.
990
01:18:31,547 --> 01:18:33,316
Could you please open the door?
991
01:18:35,383 --> 01:18:38,154
- What the fuck is going on here?
- No, no, no!
992
01:18:38,186 --> 01:18:40,957
What the fuck is this?
993
01:18:40,989 --> 01:18:43,158
Awe, what the fuck
have you done to her?
994
01:18:43,191 --> 01:18:45,494
It was all in the name
of science, guys.
995
01:18:45,528 --> 01:18:49,399
Oh, you sick son of a bitch.
996
01:18:49,431 --> 01:18:53,435
Oh, well, we might as well
let him do it.
997
01:18:53,468 --> 01:18:55,305
You said it was
for science, right?
998
01:18:55,337 --> 01:18:57,472
This is the fucker
that kidnapped us.
999
01:18:57,506 --> 01:19:00,176
Now he's got her tied up
doing some weird shit to her.
1000
01:19:00,208 --> 01:19:02,278
No, we've gotta fuck him up.
1001
01:19:02,311 --> 01:19:03,413
- You want to fuck him up?
- I want to fuck him up.
1002
01:19:03,445 --> 01:19:05,347
I'm gonna fuck you up.
1003
01:19:05,381 --> 01:19:07,417
Yeah, yeah, they're gonna call
you smashed-face from now on.
1004
01:19:07,449 --> 01:19:09,117
Here, smashie, smashie.
1005
01:19:09,150 --> 01:19:11,287
Yeah, we're gonna make you
suck a goat's dick.
1006
01:19:13,489 --> 01:19:15,325
Yeah, you don't want to suck
a goat's dick.
1007
01:19:15,357 --> 01:19:19,128
Bad, bad thing to suck
a goat's dick. Never again.
1008
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:20,696
You've... you've sucked
a goat's dick?
1009
01:19:21,629 --> 01:19:23,231
It was a dare.
1010
01:19:23,265 --> 01:19:25,334
You...
You've sucked a deer's dick?
1011
01:19:25,368 --> 01:19:28,004
No, no, no. I didn't suck the deer.
I got dared to suck the goat.
1012
01:19:28,037 --> 01:19:29,338
- How many...
- It doesn't matter.
1013
01:19:30,772 --> 01:19:33,042
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, shit. Come, let's go.
1014
01:19:33,074 --> 01:19:35,278
- Keep him there. I'm just gonna...
- Shut your mouth!
1015
01:19:47,623 --> 01:19:49,726
What the fuck?
1016
01:19:55,530 --> 01:20:00,602
Thank you so much for coming, everybody,
to the greatest event of humanity.
1017
01:20:00,636 --> 01:20:05,141
Throughout history, there's been so many
events that have shaped human lives,
1018
01:20:05,173 --> 01:20:12,047
the World Wars, the Industrial Revolution,
Apollo 11, Roswell, etcetera, etcetera.
1019
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:17,520
But nothing compares to the event
that's happening around us right now.
1020
01:20:17,552 --> 01:20:19,622
It's the biggest event
of all humanity
1021
01:20:19,654 --> 01:20:21,523
and I have brought it to you.
1022
01:20:22,624 --> 01:20:25,494
Us humans have many
unanswered questions.
1023
01:20:25,528 --> 01:20:27,163
Who are we?
Where did we come from?
1024
01:20:27,195 --> 01:20:29,531
And are we alone
in this great universe?
1025
01:20:29,565 --> 01:20:34,303
And tonight, I, Peter Macintosh, have proven
once and for all that we are not alone.
1026
01:20:34,336 --> 01:20:39,609
We're gonna be taking these aliens
straight to America and Europe for a tour.
1027
01:20:39,641 --> 01:20:43,111
- There's that doctor?
- Asia too. They have their own...
1028
01:20:43,145 --> 01:20:47,316
Nah, that's not a doctor.
That's the fucker that's been tasering me.
1029
01:20:47,348 --> 01:20:50,485
- What the fuck?
- What's he doing here?
1030
01:20:50,519 --> 01:20:54,790
Why are they all...
There's my boys! There's my boys!
1031
01:20:56,225 --> 01:20:57,660
...but much, much harder.
1032
01:20:57,693 --> 01:21:01,163
- Wow!
- I got an idea. I got an idea.
1033
01:21:01,196 --> 01:21:03,033
Follow me. Follow me.
1034
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:10,238
Scientist, investigative
reporter, or tabloid blogger?
1035
01:21:10,271 --> 01:21:15,144
Peter Macintosh has surely made a
name for himself with UFO enthusiasts.
1036
01:21:15,177 --> 01:21:18,414
And today, he's putting his name
on the line.
1037
01:21:18,446 --> 01:21:20,682
Mr. Macintosh has made
an official announcement
1038
01:21:20,716 --> 01:21:24,720
that he has found
extraterrestrial life or aliens.
1039
01:21:24,753 --> 01:21:27,390
He's currently holding a press
conference in the Waikato
1040
01:21:27,422 --> 01:21:29,458
and plans to reveal them
shortly.
1041
01:21:29,492 --> 01:21:32,395
Peter Macintosh has been
blogging for over five years
1042
01:21:32,427 --> 01:21:36,865
and has had overwhelming success
from his blog "Alien Chronicle"
1043
01:21:36,899 --> 01:21:40,837
which has a large subscription
base of over 2 million.
1044
01:21:40,869 --> 01:21:46,141
Mr. Macintosh has been widely criticized
about the authenticity of his articles.
1045
01:21:46,175 --> 01:21:49,311
Many believe, his stories
are completely fabricated.
1046
01:21:49,345 --> 01:21:52,315
However, his fan base continues
to grow rapidly.
1047
01:21:52,347 --> 01:21:56,752
A lot of you may be thinking,
"Is this a hoax?" This is not a hoax.
1048
01:21:56,784 --> 01:21:58,720
How long you had them?
1049
01:21:58,753 --> 01:22:01,790
I've been following them
for the last 10 years,
1050
01:22:01,824 --> 01:22:06,262
but I've only had them in my
grasp for the last 24 hours.
1051
01:22:06,294 --> 01:22:09,164
- Are they hostile?
- Good question.
1052
01:22:09,198 --> 01:22:10,800
Let's find out, shall we,
ladies and gentleman?
1053
01:22:10,833 --> 01:22:12,001
Get your cameras ready
1054
01:22:13,435 --> 01:22:18,341
and I am about to introduce you
to The Macintoshian species.
1055
01:22:18,373 --> 01:22:21,711
Macintoshian Eve
and Macintoshian Adam.
1056
01:22:25,914 --> 01:22:30,919
- What a waste of time.
- What? No, no, no, no, no, no.
1057
01:22:30,953 --> 01:22:33,756
Listen. There were...
Look. There were...
1058
01:22:36,525 --> 01:22:38,427
Saleem! Oh, Saleem!
1059
01:22:38,459 --> 01:22:41,763
Listen, there were...
there were some aliens, I swear.
1060
01:22:41,797 --> 01:22:43,833
They must be somewhere
in the building.
1061
01:22:43,865 --> 01:22:45,635
They must...
They couldn't have got far.
1062
01:22:45,668 --> 01:22:47,437
There are aliens
floating around.
1063
01:22:48,570 --> 01:22:51,607
Please, just stay.
I think you should just stay. Just stay.
1064
01:22:53,374 --> 01:22:54,476
Just stay.
1065
01:22:55,711 --> 01:22:56,879
Saleem.
1066
01:22:59,614 --> 01:23:02,918
- Bro, you weren't lying.
- Yeah, I know. They're mean, ain't, bro?
1067
01:23:02,952 --> 01:23:04,352
Come, come, come on, come on.
1068
01:23:04,386 --> 01:23:06,789
Bro, they are amazing.
1069
01:23:06,821 --> 01:23:09,391
Yeah, they're amazing.
We need to get outta here though.
1070
01:23:13,829 --> 01:23:15,865
Well, what's wrong with Gurgus?
1071
01:23:17,298 --> 01:23:20,468
Okay, the electricity
has damaged her breathing.
1072
01:23:20,502 --> 01:23:22,370
We must get her back home, now.
1073
01:23:22,404 --> 01:23:24,674
Oh, shit, I can't, bro.
Lift, Rabbit, lift!
1074
01:23:26,874 --> 01:23:30,946
Gurgus, you're all good,
you're all good, you're all good.
1075
01:23:30,980 --> 01:23:32,582
Get in, Rabbit, get in!
1076
01:23:33,748 --> 01:23:36,885
Wait, I'm... I'm gonna,
I'm gonna stay here.
1077
01:23:36,918 --> 01:23:42,391
- What the fuck, why?
- I need to make sure that she's all right in there.
1078
01:23:43,359 --> 01:23:44,994
Why?
1079
01:23:45,026 --> 01:23:48,564
I feel bad, like I've been
thinking a lot about bad karma.
1080
01:23:48,596 --> 01:23:50,298
Yeah, and?
1081
01:23:50,332 --> 01:23:53,302
Yeah, well, I want to start
making some good karma.
1082
01:23:54,369 --> 01:23:57,539
- You just want a root, eh?
- Yeah.
1083
01:23:58,873 --> 01:24:02,010
My boy!
Ruthless Rabbit, ha-ha, yeah!
1084
01:24:02,043 --> 01:24:04,012
I'll tell you all about it.
1085
01:24:04,046 --> 01:24:05,914
No, I don't really want to know
about it but...
1086
01:24:05,948 --> 01:24:08,950
Oh, hey, take care of yourself,
bro. Take it easy.
1087
01:24:08,984 --> 01:24:11,687
You're the man, G, that a boy.
1088
01:24:30,672 --> 01:24:33,341
Did we go home together?
1089
01:24:33,374 --> 01:24:36,878
No, no. I... I don't think so.
1090
01:24:36,912 --> 01:24:38,814
You are kind of hot.
1091
01:24:40,582 --> 01:24:43,452
Well, I'm not a noble stallion
or anything.
1092
01:24:43,485 --> 01:24:46,856
Yes, you are.
I'm all the woman you need.
1093
01:25:41,008 --> 01:25:43,312
Oh, fuck, shit.
That dude is chasing us!
1094
01:25:46,448 --> 01:25:47,682
Let's go faster.
1095
01:25:47,716 --> 01:25:50,453
Okay, okay, I'll lose him.
1096
01:26:05,601 --> 01:26:08,104
Oh, fuck.
1097
01:26:08,137 --> 01:26:11,407
- Riko, why did you skid out?
- Skid?
1098
01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:14,710
No, no, no, no, fuck,
that was me, fuck, yeah.
1099
01:26:14,743 --> 01:26:16,979
Just parked up, bro.
1100
01:26:17,012 --> 01:26:18,848
You were not in control.
1101
01:26:18,881 --> 01:26:22,418
Yeah, I was... I'm just
fucking, I'm waiting for a mate.
1102
01:26:22,450 --> 01:26:23,852
Waiting for a mate.
1103
01:26:23,886 --> 01:26:26,422
- We nearly crashed.
- No, nah, nah.
1104
01:26:26,454 --> 01:26:29,824
No, just waiting for a mate.
Where is he?
1105
01:26:29,857 --> 01:26:31,726
What about Gurgus?
1106
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:33,796
Oh, shit, that's right, yeah,
no, we'll get him later, eh?
1107
01:26:57,519 --> 01:27:00,055
Riko, where the fuck
have you been?
1108
01:27:00,087 --> 01:27:01,856
Fuck, bro, I need your help, G.
1109
01:27:01,890 --> 01:27:04,760
Bro, I was just thinking
about the other night.
1110
01:27:04,793 --> 01:27:06,762
I'm real sorry
about what I said.
1111
01:27:06,794 --> 01:27:10,165
Like you're not crazy,
neither is your Auntie.
1112
01:27:10,199 --> 01:27:13,636
- So, yeah, sorry, bro.
- No, nah, it's all good, G. It's all good.
1113
01:27:13,668 --> 01:27:16,070
Bro, I need your help though, bro.
This dude's chasing us, G.
1114
01:27:16,104 --> 01:27:17,705
He's trying to get the aliens!
1115
01:27:17,739 --> 01:27:19,742
- What?
- He's trying to get the aliens!
1116
01:27:19,775 --> 01:27:21,711
Riko, did you just say
fucking aliens?
1117
01:27:23,611 --> 01:27:25,881
Holy fuck! Holy shit!
1118
01:27:25,913 --> 01:27:28,751
See, I told you, bro. No, it's all good.
They're my boys. They're my boys.
1119
01:27:28,784 --> 01:27:31,554
- Bro, you got your gun?
- Yeah.
1120
01:27:31,587 --> 01:27:32,888
Bro, I need you to stop
that cunt.
1121
01:27:34,922 --> 01:27:35,890
Yeah, I got you.
1122
01:27:35,923 --> 01:27:37,592
Where's your car?
1123
01:27:37,626 --> 01:27:40,162
The engine's, um,
not finished yet. It just...
1124
01:27:40,195 --> 01:27:43,833
- Did you blow it up, eh?
- Yeah.
1125
01:27:43,865 --> 01:27:45,568
All good. Stop that cunt, okay?
1126
01:27:45,601 --> 01:27:46,769
All good, bro. I got you.
1127
01:28:28,843 --> 01:28:30,078
, prick!
1128
01:28:34,550 --> 01:28:36,619
What the fuck, Auntie?
He's my mate!
1129
01:28:36,651 --> 01:28:39,555
That
been here all this time!
1130
01:28:39,587 --> 01:28:42,123
What the fuck are you doing?
You're crazy, get out of here!
1131
01:28:42,156 --> 01:28:44,592
I ain't bloody crazy, boy!
1132
01:28:44,626 --> 01:28:46,061
What the fuck, Auntie?
1133
01:28:46,093 --> 01:28:47,663
Oh, no, dear.
1134
01:28:47,695 --> 01:28:49,864
No, Jeff, oh,
you got fucked up, G.
1135
01:28:49,897 --> 01:28:53,302
No, no, you're all good.
I'll get you fixed up. It's all good, bro.
1136
01:28:53,334 --> 01:28:56,971
I'm afraid this injury
is terminal.
1137
01:28:57,004 --> 01:28:58,574
No, no, no, you're all good, bro.
I can get you...
1138
01:28:58,606 --> 01:29:03,645
We had a good time. Eh, bro?
1139
01:29:03,678 --> 01:29:06,614
Yeah, bro, we had a mean
ass time, eh.
1140
01:29:06,647 --> 01:29:09,217
Fuck, all those bitches,
yeah, G.
1141
01:29:09,251 --> 01:29:11,587
We really fucked things up.
1142
01:29:11,619 --> 01:29:15,323
Yeah, you fucked shit up,
you fucking good cunt.
1143
01:29:17,859 --> 01:29:21,163
Please make sure
Gurgus gets home.
1144
01:29:21,195 --> 01:29:22,096
Yeah.
1145
01:29:22,129 --> 01:29:25,234
I will, bro. I promise.
1146
01:29:27,970 --> 01:29:30,271
No, no, don't die.
Don't die yet. Don't die yet.
1147
01:29:30,305 --> 01:29:34,810
No, no, you've gotta take that car back,
cunt. You gotta take that car back!
1148
01:29:37,279 --> 01:29:38,247
Jeff?
1149
01:29:40,748 --> 01:29:43,651
Jeff? Jeff?
1150
01:29:49,290 --> 01:29:50,793
You're the man, bro.
1151
01:29:55,663 --> 01:29:56,932
I got you.
1152
01:30:03,337 --> 01:30:05,273
I got you, Gurgus.
I'm gonna save you.
1153
01:30:05,306 --> 01:30:06,876
I'm gonna save you.
1154
01:30:08,744 --> 01:30:10,012
I'll save you, G.
1155
01:30:23,758 --> 01:30:25,160
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
1156
01:30:34,735 --> 01:30:36,337
You'll be all good, Gurgus.
1157
01:30:42,310 --> 01:30:44,814
- Does this take you home?
- Yes.
1158
01:30:46,914 --> 01:30:49,784
You're a good cunt.
1159
01:30:51,086 --> 01:30:52,988
See you soon, bro.
1160
01:31:05,934 --> 01:31:09,338
Later, G! Catch you up, bro!
1161
01:31:10,238 --> 01:31:11,707
Catch you up.
1162
01:31:50,078 --> 01:31:54,383
No! No! No!
1163
01:31:54,415 --> 01:31:57,720
No! No!
1164
01:31:57,753 --> 01:32:01,457
Oh, God! Oh, why. Oh, God!
1165
01:32:01,489 --> 01:32:03,324
Find what you were looking for?
1166
01:32:05,092 --> 01:32:07,028
It looks like you're a little
bit too late, eh, boy?
1167
01:32:07,061 --> 01:32:13,034
On your bike, away you go.
Get off my property now, boy.
1168
01:32:13,935 --> 01:32:17,807
Don't bloody look around.
Just get your ass moving, move it.
1169
01:32:22,409 --> 01:32:24,113
Shh. I'll be back.
1170
01:32:50,070 --> 01:32:54,208
Auntie!
You fucking killed my mate, man.
1171
01:32:54,242 --> 01:32:56,477
He was a fucking good ass cunt.
1172
01:32:56,511 --> 01:33:00,182
Yeah, well I tried to tell you, him and his
mate, they weren't from around here, boy.
1173
01:33:00,214 --> 01:33:02,383
I don't remember having a
here for them.
1174
01:33:02,417 --> 01:33:04,787
Yeah, I could have
introduced you to them.
1175
01:33:04,820 --> 01:33:06,822
And you didn't!
1176
01:33:06,855 --> 01:33:09,191
- Yeah, because you fucking shot them!
- And they were aliens.
1177
01:33:09,223 --> 01:33:10,859
- You fucking just shot them.
- And they'd been here mucking around in my house.
1178
01:33:10,891 --> 01:33:12,894
My house.
I didn't tell them to come in.
1179
01:33:12,927 --> 01:33:16,265
So that's what they get.
I, yeah, I shot them, alright.
1180
01:33:16,297 --> 01:33:18,166
Far out, man.
1181
01:33:18,199 --> 01:33:19,868
We're , boy,
you should have believed me
1182
01:33:21,136 --> 01:33:22,571
instead of telling everybody
that I was cracked.
1183
01:33:22,604 --> 01:33:24,972
No, I didn't. That was my mate.
1184
01:33:25,006 --> 01:33:29,912
I stuck up for you and who's gonna
believe that fucking aliens are real.
1185
01:33:29,945 --> 01:33:31,847
I believed they were real.
I saw them.
1186
01:33:31,879 --> 01:33:34,249
I know, you were right.
You were right.
1187
01:33:35,550 --> 01:33:37,252
I'm sorry.
1188
01:33:37,284 --> 01:33:39,921
You should be sorry,
that bloody hurt, you know?
1189
01:33:39,954 --> 01:33:41,022
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
1190
01:33:42,289 --> 01:33:45,961
It's just they were also like
my... my... my mates.
1191
01:33:45,994 --> 01:33:48,264
So, I'm sorry, Auntie.
1192
01:33:50,231 --> 01:33:52,501
Alright then, come on.
1193
01:33:52,534 --> 01:33:54,103
I'm sorry, Auntie.
1194
01:33:55,169 --> 01:33:56,904
- Oh, poo!
- What?
1195
01:33:56,937 --> 01:33:59,173
Poo! You smell like.
1196
01:33:59,207 --> 01:34:00,976
Is that what you've been doing
in the.
1197
01:34:01,008 --> 01:34:02,543
It's your shit anyways.
1198
01:34:04,346 --> 01:34:06,582
Nah, nah, nah,
it's a long story.
1199
01:34:06,614 --> 01:34:08,449
But, nah, hey, I'll tell you.
1200
01:34:08,482 --> 01:34:10,886
What do you mean it was mine?
Mine?
1201
01:34:10,918 --> 01:34:15,356
Yeah, this is your shit 'cause,
you know, my alien boys, Jeff and Gurgus,
1202
01:34:15,390 --> 01:34:19,328
they actually, they...
they steal the shit and they smoke it.
1203
01:34:19,360 --> 01:34:22,029
- And so they smoke the shit and it gets them high as.
- What?
1204
01:34:22,062 --> 01:34:23,332
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What for?
1205
01:34:23,364 --> 01:34:24,966
Yeah, because it gets them high.
1206
01:34:24,999 --> 01:34:26,568
So they like... like the shit.
1207
01:34:26,601 --> 01:34:29,104
Lucky, it's good
quality shit anyway, eh?
1208
01:34:29,137 --> 01:34:32,241
Nah, yours was shit.
That's why they were stealing other shit.
1209
01:34:32,274 --> 01:34:34,443
- No, no, no.
- They had some of my shit. They loved my shit.
1210
01:34:34,476 --> 01:34:36,311
Horrible shit, that stuff.
1211
01:34:45,580 --> 01:34:50,580
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