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I never get to see you
like this.
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- Like what?
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- Like... yourself.
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Come on.
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CLAIRE: What? - Show me around.
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CLAIRE: Okay.
- Where we at, Claire?
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CLAIRE: Okay, uh...
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Follow me for the grand tour,
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but first,
we gotta get you a costume.
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- Oh, thank you, ma'am.
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- There you go.
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Okay.
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Here we have a deer.
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ERIC: Elk. - Elk?
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ERIC: That's an elk.
- Okay, that's an elk.
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Oh, well, there's a deer
to remind us we're in Texas.
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- Don't mess with Texas.
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- Um, all right, let's go
check out the backyard.
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[LCD Soundsystem's "Oh Baby"]
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MURPHY: ? Oh, baby ?
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? ?
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? You're having a bad dream ?
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? ?
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? Here in my arms ?
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? ?
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? Oh, sugar ?
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- Never want to leave.
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MURPHY: ? You came to me ?
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- Happy birthday.
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- Thanks.
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MURPHY: ? Could all be
a bad thing ?
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? ?
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? And do you harm ?
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- Delete that video.
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? ?
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MURPHY: ? Oh, oh, oh ?
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- [sighs]
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? ?
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MURPHY: ? Oh, lover ?
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? ?
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? You run from me ?
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[dog barks in distance]
ERIC: Mm.
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CLAIRE: Can you believe
I found this place?
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- When'd you book it?
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- Mm, couple weeks ago.
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- A couple weeks ago?
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- Yeah.
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- How'd you know
when my birthday was?
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- 'Cause I'm a mind-reader.
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[both laugh]
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'Cause you told me.
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- Did I tell you? - Yeah.
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- Oh.
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CLAIRE: So, here's to...
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the most talented,
smartest, kindest,
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most handsome guy I ever met.
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- Please keep going.
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- Uh, not to mention the 1375
you got on your SATs.
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- Thanks to you.
- I'm so proud of you.
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- How'd you keep this--
this whole cooking thing
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a secret from me for so long?
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- I don't know, it's easy.
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You know, I also got
a lot of practice
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cooking with my brothers.
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- I wish I ate like this
when I was a kid.
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- What, spaghetti and sauce?
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- No, a homecooked meal.
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My dad basically took us
to McDonald's
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every night after my mom died.
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Oh, my mom was the best
cook too.
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Everything she made
was from scratch.
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- You were, like, what,
um, nine when she died?
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- Yeah, about that.
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My mom was so cool.
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She was the life of every party.
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We used to have
these huge barbecues,
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and she'd have, like,
buckets of gin and tonics.
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The whole neighborhood
would come by.
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The house just felt...
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I don't know, it felt,
like, alive.
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And then she got sick.
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And then she... got sick again.
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Cancer's just the worst.
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And then she died.
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And, um...
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Nate joined the military,
and he shipped off,
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and then my dad,
he started drinking, and...
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And I was, like,
alone in this...
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Um...
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incredibly quiet house.
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I don't know, sorry, I don't
know why I'm getting upset.
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- No. It's fine.
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I want to hear.
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- Anyway, I tried
for a really long time
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to be perfect, you know?
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It was, like, my rebellion,
to be the opposite of my dad.
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It didn't work.
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I was just this, like,
walking reminder
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of what he lost.
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You ever think about
reaching out to your dad?
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- [chuckles]
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- Are you curious about him?
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- Honestly?
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No.
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I mean, I never knew him,
so, really, what's to miss?
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- You are the best
older brother.
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And a really good man.
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[birds singing]
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Learn Thai online with BananaThai
http://osdb.link/bananathai
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- Hi.
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- Hey.
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Snug in.
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- Snug in. - Snug in.
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- I like that.
- Yeah. Come here.
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I like the way you smell
in the morning.
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- I like seeing you
in the morning.
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You feel any older?
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- [chuckles]
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Years older.
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[cell phone buzzing]
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- I'm sorry, I gotta take this.
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Hey, honey.
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Yeah, the speakers
are just okay,
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but I think
it's still worthwhile.
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How long did you guys
end up practicing for?
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Um, yeah, I wouldn't...
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Yeah, it's at 4:00, right?
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I wouldn't miss your first gig.
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Listen, I actually have
a curriculum seminar
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that I gotta hit, so I should--
I should go.
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Kay. Bye, I love you.
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Mmm. Coffee.
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Sorry about that.
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- It's fine.
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- Hey.
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What-- come on.
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You know I didn't have a choice.
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- It's fine. Okay?
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- Stop.
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- Take your underwear off.
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- What?
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- Take your underwear off.
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- [gasps]
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[panting]
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I'm scared to smoke pot.
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- [laughs] You're scared?
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- Don't laugh at me.
- I'm sorry.
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Sorry, I just--
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I didn't know people like you
still existed, to be honest.
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- I know,
it's so pathetic, right?
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- Yeah. Kind of pathetic.
- [chuckles]
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Okay, well, technically,
I did sort of get stoned
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when I was, like, 20.
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But I thought
everybody hated me,
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and then I peed myself.
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ERIC: Mm.
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- I didn't, for the record.
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- In that case,
I'm gonna shotgun you.
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Do you know what that is?
CLAIRE: No.
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- Okay, I'm gonna take
a little in,
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and then I'm gonna
blow it to you.
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- Like in my mouth? - Yeah.
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- Like we're kissing?
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- Like that, yeah.
CLAIRE: Oh, cool.
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- Okay, ready? CLAIRE: Uh-huh.
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- So?
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- I'm a stoner now.
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[both laugh]
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- Mission accomplished.
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CLAIRE: Give me another shotgun.
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ERIC: All right, come here.
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ERIC: I'm just wondering...
CLAIRE: [giggles]
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- What were you like
in high school?
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- So boring.
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- What? - [laughs] Yeah.
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- So you're telling me
that you didn't have
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any boyfriends or anything.
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- No, I was a virgin
until I met Matt
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in, uh, senior year of college.
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- What the fuck?
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No shit.
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- I know, it's so embarrassing.
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- Yeah. - Yeah.
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Can you pass me those?
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- Yeah, yeah. Here.
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- Yeah, so...
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it was self-imposed.
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Like, I just wanted rules.
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I needed rules.
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So no drinking, no boys.
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Like, I wouldn't even
have a-a beer.
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I was such a prude.
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Okay, how long were you
and Alison together?
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- Oh, my God. - What? Tell me.
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- I-- like, um...
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six months.
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- Oh, so, okay.
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That's, like, serious, then.
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Did you guys say "I love you"?
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- I don't know. - What? You did!
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- No. - Oh, my gosh.
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Oh.
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- I was 16, you know?
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What did I know?
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- Oh, the girls at UT
are gonna be all over you.
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- [laughs] - They are.
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You have your whole life
ahead of you.
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You're gonna have so much fun.
- Hmm.
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- You are,
and you're gonna, like...
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have so much sex
with so many people.
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- [sighs]
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- Hey, you want to go into town?
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We can go to a bar or something.
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- I don't have an ID.
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- Oh, right, no.
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No, yeah, let's just stay here.
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Kay?
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- [clears throat]
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I'm gonna get another.
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- Okay.
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- [sighs]
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CLAIRE: Hey.
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You okay?
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- [exhales sharply] Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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- Come on, why are you giving
me the silent treatment?
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It's our last night together.
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ERIC: Exactly.
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It's our last night together.
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And tomorrow,
you're gonna go back to him,
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and this will have
never happened.
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Yeah.
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I mean...
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This isn't real.
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- Of course it is.
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- Is that why you're talking
about who I'm gonna fuck
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when I get to college?
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Like, what is this to you?
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Is this just some bored
housewife shit?
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- You know that's not true.
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You're not gonna want me
when you go to college.
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You're gonna be done with me.
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[sighs]
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[sniffles]
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Fuck, I'm risking
my entire life to be with you!
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I wish I could just stay here
with you, but I--
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I can't,
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and I fucking feel like
a terrible person.
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- Hey. Hey.
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- No.
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- Hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. Please stop.
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Stop. Stop.
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[whispering] I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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So much.
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- I love you. - [chuckles]
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Say it again.
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- I love you. - [laughs]
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[cover version
of Rihanna's "Stay"]
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? ?
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SINGER: ? All along,
it was a fever ?
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? ?
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? A cold sweat,
hotheaded believer ?
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? ?
269
00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:05,708
? I threw my hands in the air ?
270
00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:09,575
? And said,
"Show me something" ?
271
00:14:09,608 --> 00:14:12,108
? ?
272
00:14:12,141 --> 00:14:17,175
? She said, "If you dare,
come a little closer" ?
273
00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:20,075
? ?
274
00:14:20,108 --> 00:14:23,441
? Oh, around and around ?
275
00:14:23,475 --> 00:14:27,508
? And around and around we go ?
276
00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:29,141
? ?
277
00:14:29,175 --> 00:14:32,241
? Oh, now, tell me now,
tell me now ?
278
00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:36,308
? Tell me now you know ?
279
00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:38,775
? ?
280
00:14:38,808 --> 00:14:42,575
? Not really sure
how to feel about it ?
281
00:14:42,608 --> 00:14:47,075
? Something in the way
you move ?
282
00:14:47,108 --> 00:14:51,075
? Makes me feel like
I can't live without you ?
283
00:14:51,108 --> 00:14:54,741
? Yeah, it takes me
all the way ?
284
00:14:54,775 --> 00:15:00,041
? And I want you to stay ?
285
00:15:02,141 --> 00:15:09,075
? ?
286
00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:22,741
[door squeaks shut]
287
00:15:22,775 --> 00:15:24,341
ERIC: Hey.
288
00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:26,375
- Hey. - Hey.
289
00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:27,575
- It's the birthday boy.
290
00:15:27,608 --> 00:15:29,641
- Yeah.
291
00:15:29,675 --> 00:15:33,741
SANDY: Devon was sad
he missed you on your birthday.
292
00:15:33,775 --> 00:15:35,517
I think he was sadder about
missing some birthday cake,
293
00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:37,541
so I caved.
294
00:15:37,575 --> 00:15:39,708
I let them each have a piece.
295
00:15:39,741 --> 00:15:43,141
I was hoping you might get home
a little earlier.
296
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:44,575
- Sorry about that.
297
00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:47,208
- It's fine, you were having
fun with your friends.
298
00:15:47,241 --> 00:15:50,108
We'll do something
tomorrow night, okay?
299
00:15:50,141 --> 00:15:51,575
All right, I gotta go to work.
300
00:15:51,608 --> 00:15:53,417
Um, you were supposed to
be home with the boys tonight,
301
00:15:53,441 --> 00:15:54,584
but I wanted you to have
the night off,
302
00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:56,275
so I sent them next door.
303
00:15:56,308 --> 00:15:57,541
- Thanks.
304
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:01,108
- Happy birthday.
305
00:16:01,141 --> 00:16:02,375
ERIC: See you later.
306
00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:07,608
[door clicks shut]
307
00:16:07,641 --> 00:16:14,575
? ?
308
00:16:36,615 --> 00:16:38,582
- Hello?
309
00:16:38,615 --> 00:16:41,548
[rock music playing]
310
00:16:41,582 --> 00:16:48,448
? ?
311
00:16:51,848 --> 00:16:53,148
- Hi.
312
00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:55,315
- Hey. - Hi.
313
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,215
Shit, you smell good.
314
00:16:57,248 --> 00:16:59,048
- Oh, thanks, I showered.
315
00:16:59,082 --> 00:17:01,015
- Oh. Way to brag.
316
00:17:01,048 --> 00:17:03,148
[laughter]
317
00:17:03,182 --> 00:17:04,891
- How long have you been
waiting for a drink?
318
00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:06,282
- Forever.
319
00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:10,148
- So how bad is this gonna be?
320
00:17:10,182 --> 00:17:12,548
- You might know some songs.
They're a cover band.
321
00:17:12,582 --> 00:17:16,448
They do, like, Neil Young,
Talking Heads, Wilco.
322
00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:20,348
- Oh, boy. - [laughs]
323
00:17:20,382 --> 00:17:22,215
- No, it's--
that sounds pretty good.
324
00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,548
- Thanks for coming. [laughs]
325
00:17:24,582 --> 00:17:26,082
- Excuse me?
326
00:17:26,115 --> 00:17:27,558
She's looked me in the face,
like, five times.
327
00:17:27,582 --> 00:17:28,582
- Yeah, me too.
328
00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:32,548
- Fuck it. - What the...
329
00:17:32,582 --> 00:17:34,148
Kathryn!
KATHRYN: Hurry up, bitch!
330
00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:36,415
CLAIRE: What're you doing?
KATHRYN: [laughing]
331
00:17:36,448 --> 00:17:39,015
CLAIRE: Oh, my God.
332
00:17:39,048 --> 00:17:41,082
[both laughing]
333
00:17:41,115 --> 00:17:42,548
Okay.
334
00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:45,215
KATHRYN: [sighing] Oh.
- You are amazing.
335
00:17:45,248 --> 00:17:48,282
- I'm even impressed
with myself right now.
336
00:17:48,315 --> 00:17:50,282
- Gimme.
337
00:17:50,315 --> 00:17:51,882
- Oh, it's good.
338
00:17:51,915 --> 00:17:53,548
Mmm.
339
00:17:53,582 --> 00:17:55,415
Oh, so how was your weekend?
340
00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:57,548
- I wish you'd brought limes
or something.
341
00:17:57,582 --> 00:18:00,448
- I panicked.
- Uh, it was great.
342
00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,315
- Yeah, what did you do?
343
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,948
- I went to a conference
in Dallas
344
00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:06,815
with some of my old colleagues.
345
00:18:06,848 --> 00:18:08,948
Um... yeah,
346
00:18:08,982 --> 00:18:10,982
there were some
really interesting keynotes.
347
00:18:12,115 --> 00:18:15,415
- Is that the best you can do?
348
00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:20,015
Come on, that might fool Matt,
but doesn't fool me.
349
00:18:20,048 --> 00:18:23,482
- Wha... - Mm.
350
00:18:23,515 --> 00:18:26,482
You've been glowing
recently, Claire,
351
00:18:26,515 --> 00:18:28,182
and you sure as shit
aren't pregnant
352
00:18:28,215 --> 00:18:29,882
since you've been chugging
this tequila,
353
00:18:29,915 --> 00:18:32,282
so I'm, like, 99% sure
you're having an affair.
354
00:18:32,315 --> 00:18:35,415
- Oh, my God, stop.
355
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,424
- Come on, there's a reason
people have been having affairs
356
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:39,548
since the dawn of time.
357
00:18:39,582 --> 00:18:43,182
How else would you remember
you're still alive?
358
00:18:43,215 --> 00:18:44,848
- [laughs]
359
00:18:47,048 --> 00:18:49,448
KATHRYN: Were you with a guy
this weekend?
360
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,282
I knew it.
361
00:18:54,315 --> 00:18:55,915
Yeah, you were.
362
00:18:55,948 --> 00:18:57,082
[squeals]
363
00:18:57,115 --> 00:18:59,282
- [laughs]
364
00:18:59,315 --> 00:19:01,448
I've never felt this way before.
365
00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:05,082
I've never given myself
permission to feel this way.
366
00:19:05,115 --> 00:19:07,815
KATHRYN: Yeah, life's too short.
367
00:19:07,848 --> 00:19:09,815
So if you want more
than Weezer covers,
368
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,315
I don't blame you.
369
00:19:11,348 --> 00:19:13,348
- Uh, it's Wilco. - Oh.
370
00:19:13,382 --> 00:19:15,415
[laughter]
371
00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:18,348
So who's the guy?
372
00:19:18,382 --> 00:19:20,282
- Mm-mm. Nope, I can't tell you.
373
00:19:20,315 --> 00:19:21,815
- All right, fine.
374
00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:23,415
At least tell me, how's the D?
375
00:19:23,448 --> 00:19:25,282
- [laughs]
376
00:19:25,315 --> 00:19:28,148
Oh... my God.
377
00:19:28,182 --> 00:19:31,315
The D is great.
378
00:19:31,348 --> 00:19:33,415
- Oh... - Like, I love it.
379
00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,548
Literally love it.
380
00:19:35,582 --> 00:19:36,948
- Yeah.
381
00:19:36,982 --> 00:19:38,348
The lust phase.
382
00:19:38,382 --> 00:19:40,315
I miss that.
383
00:19:40,348 --> 00:19:41,882
He's cute, then?
384
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:43,082
- He's so cute.
385
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,282
- He's older?
386
00:19:47,515 --> 00:19:48,548
He's younger?
387
00:19:48,582 --> 00:19:50,148
- Mm-hmm. - Oh, shit.
388
00:19:50,182 --> 00:19:52,182
- [laughs] - Oh, my God!
389
00:19:52,215 --> 00:19:54,415
- I know. - Claire Wilson, yes!
390
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:57,415
Oh, my God, who is this guy?
391
00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:59,348
- No. Mm-mm.
392
00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:02,148
- Please? Please tell me.
393
00:20:02,182 --> 00:20:05,415
- I can't, no. KATHRYN: Please.
394
00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:07,148
Please, please.
395
00:20:07,182 --> 00:20:09,882
I promise I won't tell anybody.
396
00:20:09,915 --> 00:20:11,315
Please, please, please.
397
00:20:11,348 --> 00:20:12,915
I promise.
398
00:20:12,948 --> 00:20:14,982
Come on!
399
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,115
Tell me.
Tell me, tell me, tell me...
400
00:20:22,615 --> 00:20:24,448
Oh.
401
00:20:36,515 --> 00:20:38,882
Come on. Mm...
402
00:20:38,915 --> 00:20:41,282
- [laughs]
403
00:20:41,315 --> 00:20:43,815
It's Eric.
404
00:20:43,848 --> 00:20:44,948
- Who's Eric?
405
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:47,815
- Eric Walker.
406
00:20:47,848 --> 00:20:49,148
Like, Eric, Eric.
407
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:53,015
- [laughs] Come on.
408
00:20:53,048 --> 00:20:56,282
Yes, Eric is cute,
but, like, you're kidding.
409
00:20:56,315 --> 00:20:58,548
Like, we get it.
It's, like, lols.
410
00:20:58,582 --> 00:21:01,382
CLAIRE: [giggles] - You're...
411
00:21:03,515 --> 00:21:05,248
You're kidding.
412
00:21:06,915 --> 00:21:09,148
Right?
413
00:21:09,182 --> 00:21:11,248
Claire, oh, my God.
414
00:21:14,048 --> 00:21:17,048
Claire...
415
00:21:17,082 --> 00:21:19,282
Um...
416
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:25,982
He's your student.
417
00:21:27,215 --> 00:21:31,015
- I--no, I know, but he's 18.
418
00:21:31,048 --> 00:21:34,015
And we're, like--
we're in love with each other.
419
00:21:34,048 --> 00:21:36,482
- He's your student.
420
00:21:36,515 --> 00:21:38,915
CLAIRE: Well, wait, Kathryn...
421
00:21:38,948 --> 00:21:42,415
Listen, let me explain, okay?
422
00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:46,582
KATHRYN: That's, like,
a monumental abuse of power.
423
00:21:46,615 --> 00:21:48,582
CLAIRE: You don't under--
you don't understand.
424
00:21:48,615 --> 00:21:51,148
Okay, talk--
talk to me about this.
425
00:21:51,182 --> 00:21:53,548
Please, I...
426
00:21:53,582 --> 00:21:54,948
He's an adult.
427
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:56,548
Okay? He's 18.
428
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:57,915
This is not abuse.
429
00:21:57,948 --> 00:21:59,291
We're in, like,
a real relationship.
430
00:21:59,315 --> 00:22:00,424
KATHRYN: Ugh!
- We love each other.
431
00:22:00,448 --> 00:22:02,488
KATHRYN: My God, stop it!
I don't want to hear that.
432
00:22:02,515 --> 00:22:05,048
- He's over the age of consent.
- He's a kid.
433
00:22:08,182 --> 00:22:09,558
- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
434
00:22:09,582 --> 00:22:14,048
No, you--you basically
forced me to say it.
435
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:17,415
- Claire, what do you
want me to do?
436
00:22:17,448 --> 00:22:19,448
I don't have a choice.
I have to report you.
437
00:22:19,482 --> 00:22:20,582
- Please.
438
00:22:20,615 --> 00:22:22,582
Please, no. That will...
439
00:22:22,615 --> 00:22:24,948
It will literally ruin my life.
440
00:22:24,982 --> 00:22:26,915
- Wow.
441
00:22:26,948 --> 00:22:28,548
Wow.
442
00:22:28,582 --> 00:22:30,382
Wow, wow, wow.
443
00:22:34,182 --> 00:22:37,115
- [breathing heavily]
444
00:22:37,139 --> 00:22:39,139
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