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THE DISTANCE BETWEEN US AND THE SKY

Are you in Athens right now?

No, but I'll be back tomorrow. So, if you wanna meet...

You know, I like your pictures.

You are a bit skinny, but... it's cool.

Thanks. You're not bad yourself.

Wanna see my dick?

Sure, why not?

Fancy that?

You won't find dicks like this in Kypseli.

Man, I'm not in Kypseli often enough to know what dicks are around.

Dude? Can you spare 20 euros?

- What? - I said, can you spare 20 euros?

What for?

I'm stuck here. I need to go back to Athens.

And 20 euros will do?

I'll take the intercity bus. It's 22.50, actually.

Help me with some and I'll find the rest.

Sorry, I have nothing to spare.

Cool, don't hand it to me like this.

Care for some ciggies?

Two euros, it's half full.

It normally costs 4.30. Sure, it would be full, but...

I don't smoke Prince.

- Ganja? - Say what?

Pot. Weed. Hash.

- Are you slinging? - What?

I said, are you slinging? You sell weed?

And what are you? A cop?

What if I am?

It's not mine. I found it lying around and put it away.

What if some innocent passer-by came across it...

took a hit, you know, just for fun, got addicted...

became a junkie and then died?

- It's right there, in a bush. - Where?

- Under a stone. - What kinda stone?

Tombstone. You can't miss it.

It says "All Cops are Bastards".

I'd take it to a police station myself...

but if you are a cop, I might hand it over to you.

Do I look like a cop?

What about those?

- What are they? - Origami.

It's Japanese art. I made them myself.

- Are you from Japan? - Half from Japan, half from Kypseli.

They are love- you know, lovebirds.

- Lovebirds, you said? - Right.

- What's a lovebird? - A pocket parrot.

They look like chickens to me.

What chickens, you fucking pig? They're parrots.

How much do you want?

Just 22.50 euros.

- Ok. I'll have one. - Not an option.

Why so?

They are called "lovebirds", because they live in pairs.

If you only take one of them, the other will wither away.

- But I only want one. - Sorry, no can do.

Okay, then keep them.

Hey, are you taking off?

Okay. Fine.

Then, you leave me no choice but to blow us up.

Seriously? Blow us up for 22.50 euros?

If that's nothing to you, why not spare it?

Got a lighter?

It would be a shame, though. Your poor lovebirds would burn too.

Don't worry about them. They'll fly away.

- Where to? - Buy them and see.

- What's wrong? - It's the smoke.

Could they fly this high?

Up to that street sign? They could even fly up to the moon.

Up to the moon, huh?

Diggin' it?

Why, aren't you?

It's not bad.

Do you want it? What the fuck with that smoke?

How much?

A thousand euros.

A thousand euros; Come on, man.

Make it 500 and you keep the lovebirds too.

- What about 22.50? - You're killing me, man.

That's how much you need, right?

You know what?

You seem like a nice guy. Alright, 22.50 it is.

You got the gift.

- I got nothing. - Are you messing with me?

I thought I had some. I'll give you a ride to Athens.

On that minibike?

What minibike? It's 1,000 cc, it flies. Come on, let's go.

Screw that. I don't do bikes.

Why not?

I don't know. Because I'm a chicken, I guess.

Come on, you can hold on to me.

- What, and ride on the backseat? - It won't kill you.

And what if I fall and crack my head open?

I'd rather it happened to you.

Any other ideas, then?

- You take the backseat. - Me?

Why not? What are you so scared of?

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