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Heads up! Good defense!
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Good defense!
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We're going downtown.
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Shut the hell up, you stupid mutt!
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What do you want?
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HDS, sir. How are you this afternoon?
Alrighty. I have a package for you.
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It sounds broken.
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Most likely. I'll bet it was something
nice. This is an insurance form.
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If you'll just sign here,
here, and here...
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...we'll get the rest of the forms
to you soon.
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That's a lovely dog.
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- Do you mind if I pet him?
- I don't give a rat's ass.
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Oh, brother!
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That's fine. I can finish the rest.
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You just have yourself a good day.
Take care now. Bye-bye.
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Excuse me! HDS!
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HDS! Coming through!
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Got a package, people!
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Get away from the door.
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What's the matter with you?
I said, get!
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Son of a bitch!
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That was a close one!
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Unfortunately...
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...in every contest
there must be a loser.
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Hungry, fellow?
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There you go.
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No problem. It gets flooded.
We'll just wait a few seconds.
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Or we can try it now.
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Putz!
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Come on!
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Get out! Get out!
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Warning: Assholes
are closer than they appear!
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Give me a push while you're back there.
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Alrighty, then!
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It's alive!
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It's alive!
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My little baby, come here.
You missed Mommy, didn't you?
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Yes, you did. Did Daddy hurt you?
I won't let him. No, I won't.
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He can keep the big TV, but he's not
gonna hurt my baby, no he's not.
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Thank you, Mr. Ventura.
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How can I ever repay you?
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A reward would be good.
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There is some damage to my car,
and I had to fill it with premium.
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Would you like for me
to take your pants off instead?
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Gee! Let me think.
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Sure.
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People are real friendly around here.
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Ventura!
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Yes, Satan?
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I'm sorry, sir.
You sounded like someone else.
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Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura.
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You owe me rent.
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Mr. Shickadance, I told you,
you're my first priority.
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I'm on a very big case right now.
Check this out.
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Look at that.
That's a true albino pigeon.
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Some rich guy lost it.
He's offering a $25,000 reward.
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As soon as I find this bird...
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...you're paid.
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I heard animals in there.
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I heard them again this morning,
scratching around.
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I never bring my work home with me.
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Oh, yeah?
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What's all this pet food for?
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Fiber.
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Wanna take a look inside? Come on!
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Come on!
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Go ahead. Snoop around!
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Well?
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Are you satisfied?
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Just don't let me catch you
with an animal in here. That's all.
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All right.
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Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.
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Loser!
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Come to me, jungle friends.
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Roger, let me ask you one question.
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How in hell do you lose
a 500-pound fish?
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What?
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I'm sorry, I was just going to say...
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...that it's not a fish. It's a mammal.
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Thank you, Miss Jacques Cousteau.
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She didn't mean anything by that.
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I don't give a good goddamn
about that fish!
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Fillet it and fast-food it
if you want to!
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All I give a damn about is
winning the Super Bowl!
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My athletes have got to have
their heads in the right place!
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Shit, Roger! You've been
in this business a long time.
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You know how superstitious
these players are.
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I have a quarterback that's put his
socks on backwards since high school.
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I've got a linebacker that hasn't washed
his jockey strap in two years...
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...because he thinks flies are lucky.
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I want that fish on that field
Super Bowl Sunday.
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Find the fish...
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...or find new jobs!
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Why did it happen now,
two weeks before the Super Bowl?
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I'll tell you, it's those
animal-rights activists!
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Always out with their signs:
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"Animals were born free!
Stop torturing Snowflake!"
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That fish lives better than they do.
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The police are checking into the animal-
rights groups. Have they called back?
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No, but I wanted to tell you,
when I lost my Cuddles...
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...I hired a pet detective.
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A what?
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A pet detective.
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Thanks, Martha, but we better
leave this to professionals.
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Well, actually, he was quite good.
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Pet detection is a very involved,
highly scientific process.
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Like a glove!
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Mr. Ventura here to see you.
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Thanks, Martha.
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Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson.
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Pleasure to meet you.
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Any trouble getting in?
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No, the guy with the rubber glove
was surprisingly gentle.
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Security's tight Super Bowl week.
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Why don't you have a seat?
I'll get right to the point.
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Our mascot was stolen from his tank last
night. Are you familiar with Snowflake?
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Negative.
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We got him from Miami.
He's a rare bottle-nosed dolphin.
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This is a new trick he was
going to do for the halftime show.
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Let's go.
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Blue 42, blue 42!
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Hut, hut!
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All right!
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Come on, let's go!
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Good boy!
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Would you like an ashtray?
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I don't smoke.
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It's a disgusting habit.
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The police came today.
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Apparently, the kidnappers
came in through the back with a...
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Four-wheel-drive van,
loaded from the rear.
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Roger, how you holding up?
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If I'm walking funny it's because
I got two dozen reporters up my ass.
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They've been asking me
about Snowflake all morning.
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Who's he?
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Roger Podacter, meet Ace Ventura.
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He's our pet detective.
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Nice to meet you. You came very
highly recommended by Martha Mertz.
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Martha Mertz?
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Oh, yeah, the bitch!
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Pekingese, lost in Highland Park area.
She was half-dead when I found her.
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Is that the tank?
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Excuse me.
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- Cops drain it?
- Yes, this morning.
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If I'm not back in five minutes...
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...just wait longer.
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Captain's log, stardate 23.9, rounded
off to the nearest decimal point.
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We've traveled back in time to save
an ancient species from annihilation.
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So far...
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...no signs of aquatic life,
but I am going to find it.
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If I have to tear another black hole,
I'm going to find it!
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I've got to, mister!
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Oh, great!
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I'll try to head them off.
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Ace, get out of the tank.
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I just can't do it, captain!
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I don't have the power!
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People!
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I said, get out of the tank now!
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For God's sake, Jim,
I'm a doctor, not a pool man!
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Where's Snowflake?
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Snowflake is not available right now.
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Roger, I've been waiting all day.
I got to get a shot of his new trick!
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What, is he sick?
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People, people!
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Lassie must be missing.
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Make any good collars lately?
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Or were they leashes?
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Homicide, Ventura.
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How are you gonna solve that one?
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Good question, Aguado!
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First, I'd establish a motive.
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The killer saw the size of the bug's
dick and became insanely jealous.
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Then I'd lose 30 pounds
porking his wife!
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Come on!
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Now, kiss and make up!
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Excuse me.
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I'd like to ass you a few questions.
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This is not the time, Ace.
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If Einhorn come down here and see me
talking to you or your ass, I'm history.
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I can keep him under control. You have
to tell me who's on the Snowflake case.
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I can't do nothing for you on that.
My hands are tied.
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All right, that's it!
Now it's my turn!
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Five minutes alone, that's all I need!
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Better look alive.
Einhorn's on her way down.
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Come on, now. Ace, please.
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What's that matter?
Afraid I'll make a stink? Come on!
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Aguado's working the case, all right?
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Aguado!
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Good call!
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We're just a little busy now...
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...with murderers and burglaries
and drug dealers. Things like that.
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A missing dolphin isn't exactly
a high priority.
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Now you've pissed him off.
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- Would you give me a break?
- I can't hold him much longer!
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My boss is coming!
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Okay, look.
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We ran a check with local
animal-rights groups.
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We checked out the taxidermists
and we already checked on van rentals.
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So far, nothing, nathin', nada.
All right?
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Any unusual bets being made?
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Of course! This is Super Bowl!
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- What'd you find out about the tank?
- Nothing.
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Tire tracks, an escape route.
A guard didn't see anything.
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- That's it?
- I swear.
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Now will you please get out of here
before I get in trouble?
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Thank you for your cooperation.
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00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,754
By the way, do you have a mint?
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00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,111
Perhaps some Binaca?
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Assholomio
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Osadomia
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Holy testicle Tuesday!
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What the hell is he doing here?
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I came to confess.
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I was the second gunman
on the grassy knoll.
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Spare me the routine. I know
you're working the Snowflake case.
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May I suggest you yield
to the experts on this one?
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We'll find the porpoise.
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Now I feel better.
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Of course, that might not do any good.
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Nobody's missing a porpoise.
It's a dolphin that's been taken.
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The common harbor
porpoise has an abrupt snout...
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...while the bottle-nosed dolphin,
or Tursiops truncatus...
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...has an elongated beak, cone-shaped
teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage.
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But I'm sure you already knew that.
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That's what turns me on about you.
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Your attention to detail.
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Listen, pet dick...
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...how would you like me
to make your life a living hell?
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Well, I'm not really ready
for a relationship, Lois.
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But thank you for asking.
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Maybe I'll give you a call sometime.
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Your number still 911?
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Alrighty, then!
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Excuse me. Is Greg here?
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Thank you!
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00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,432
What's the password?
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New England clam chowder.
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Is that the red or the white?
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I can never remember that!
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White?
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Hey, Woodstock!
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Hey, Saint Francis, how's it going?
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Super, thanks for asking.
I hope you're having a lovely day.
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Do you?
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Don't I?
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So what are you up to?
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Just watching the fishies.
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You see those blips?
That's a Norwegian whaling fleet.
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I'm sending them new
directional coordinates.
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They'll find Jimmy Hoffa...
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...before they find any whales.
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Gravy! So can you still tap into
the aquatic supply stores in the area?
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Of course I can. Why?
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I wanna trace the sale of equipment...
256
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,358
...for transporting or housing
a dolphin recently.
257
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,558
Come on, I thought you had
a challenge for me.
258
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:58,356
All right, we got marine winch, sling,
feeder fish, 20,000-gallon tank...
259
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,510
Wait a minute. Look here.
260
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,471
That's a lot of equipment
for a civilian.
261
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,518
Ronald Camp? The billionaire?
262
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,069
Billionaire and rare-fish collector.
263
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,949
Really?
264
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,112
That is the face of the enemy.
265
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,951
Always trying to get his greedy hands
on endangered species.
266
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:21,635
Hold on.
267
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,637
Camp is connected with the dolphins?
268
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,350
That subgenius gave them the land
the stadium's built on.
269
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:32,549
And look, he's throwing another "I'm
the richest man in the universe" party.
270
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,316
Looks like it's time for me
to get myself a date.
271
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:48,515
I'm really going out on a limb here.
His social events are strictly A-list.
272
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:53,555
The date started good, Chuck, but before
we got to the party, she tensed up.
273
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,196
If you do anything to embarrass me...
274
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,237
What? Like this?
275
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,958
Hi, Captain Stubing.
276
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,713
How are Gopher and Doc?
277
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,311
Permission to come aboard, sir.
278
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,599
I'm sorry, ladies.
279
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,193
Glad you could make it.
280
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,879
Thank you.
281
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,389
You look wonderful.
282
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,198
And who is he, a friend?
283
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,200
No, this is...
This is my date.
284
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,638
He's a lawyer.
285
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,872
Does he have a name,
or should I call him "Lawyer"?
286
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,551
I'm sorry. This is Ace V...
287
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,393
Tom Ace.
288
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,713
Pleasure to meet you.
289
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,831
Congratulations on all your success.
290
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,513
You smell terrific!
291
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,554
One of the first lessons we learned...
292
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:12,829
...back at...
293
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:17,995
...Stanford was the growth of food-
poisoning claims against wealthy-people.
294
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,431
One could make quite
a lucrative law practice...
295
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,834
...with little else.
296
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,951
How is everybody feeling tonight?
297
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,631
Very, very well, thank you.
298
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,635
Look, honey...
299
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,552
...there's the hors d'oeuvres.
300
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,990
Are you insane? There is no way
that Camp stole Snowflake.
301
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,476
What are you trying to do?
302
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,917
Will you keep him occupied
while I work my magic, please?
303
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,118
Smooshy, isn't it?
304
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,278
We got a few cases
from my new dealer in Paris.
305
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,753
Excuse me, Ron...
306
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,911
...I need to use the bathroom.
307
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,276
I think it's the p�t�.
308
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,158
Sure, it's over there.
309
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,919
Stuff probably looks better
on the way out.
310
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,475
He wasn't feeling well earlier today.
311
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,709
Gravy!
312
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,792
Don't worry, Snowflake.
313
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,678
Ace Ventura's here.
314
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,108
Yummy!
315
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,788
Snowflake!
316
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,833
Here, Snowflake.
317
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,031
I've got a snack for you.
318
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,592
They're wonderful, aren't they?
319
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,191
Yes, they certainly are.
320
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,116
No matter what's going on in my life...
321
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,316
...I can always watch them swim...
322
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,870
...and be totally at peace.
323
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,513
It's not Snowflake!
324
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,878
It's not Snowflake!
325
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,880
It's not Snowflake!
326
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,911
Are you sure your date is all right?
327
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,957
It's been an awfully long time.
328
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,474
Who, Tom?
329
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,870
Well, I'm sure he's fine.
330
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,071
Do not go in there!
331
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,909
I'm sorry. I'll have the plumbing
checked immediately.
332
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:29,073
Do that! If I'd been drinking out
of the toilet, I might've been killed.
333
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,356
I'm sorry again, Mr. Ace.
334
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,359
What're you doing?
335
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,033
I'm sorry, Ron.
336
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,554
What's he doing?
337
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,119
Let's go!
338
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,799
Stop it!
339
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,872
I don't even wanna know
why your pants are missing!
340
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,838
You could've cost me my job!
341
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,956
So you found a pebble
in Snowflake's tank. I'll call CNN.
342
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,270
I found it in the filter, thank you.
343
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,798
And it's not a pebble, it's a rare,
triangular cut orange amber.
344
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,038
What're you talking about?
345
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,352
Tonight I saw the same stone
in Camp's ring.
346
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,631
I thought you said Camp didn't do it.
347
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,189
No, his ring wasn't missing a stone.
348
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,278
But whoever was in that tank
had a ring just like his.
349
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,277
Ring? What ring?
350
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,037
The 1984 Dolphin AFC championship ring.
351
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,514
I find the ring with a missing stone,
I find Snowflake.
352
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,312
How you gonna do that?
353
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,554
Simple.
354
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,436
Loser!
355
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,790
Why don't you learn how to drive, pal?
356
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,948
You wanna play?
357
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,708
Damn it!
358
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,271
That stone could've come from anywhere.
359
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,112
It could've come from...
360
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,193
...a necklace or a pendant, an earring.
361
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,553
It came from an '84 AFC
championship ring.
362
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:40,156
Einhorn thinks it may have been
an animal-rights group. You know FAN?
363
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:45,351
Free Animals Now, started by Chelsea,
daughter of industrialist Fisher Gamble?
364
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,516
Over half a million members worldwide?
365
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,551
No. Who are they?
366
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,389
Did you know...
367
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:55,758
...they sent letters to college teams
demanding the release of their mascots?
368
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,439
What do you feed your dog?
369
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,076
Dog food. Why?
370
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,679
He is miserable!
371
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,553
What are you talking about?
372
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,594
He's very unhappy. I feel sorry for him.
Bad diet, isolated environment.
373
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,831
It's amazing he's still alive.
374
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:16,832
You're just mad because your stupid
pebble theory didn't work out.
375
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,393
You can't express anger.
376
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,111
Yeah? And you're ugly.
377
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,798
I'm not even gonna talk to you.
Would you please leave?
378
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,797
Why? So you can beat him?
379
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,029
Fatty!
380
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,159
You're unbelievable!
381
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,550
Hiring you was the biggest mistake
I ever made.
382
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,513
Well, why don't you cry about it,
saddlebags?
383
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,759
You like her, huh?
384
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,198
Yeah, she's all right.
385
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,351
Look, Melissa, I...
386
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:03,919
I'm here at the North Beach Towers
condo complex in north Miami...
387
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,675
...where Roger Podacter, head of
operations for the Miami Dolphins...
388
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,911
...has apparently committed suicide...
389
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,789
...allegedly leaping to his death
from his 20th-story balcony...
390
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,879
You okay?
391
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,595
I told you. I was in my apartment...
392
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,949
...across the hall.
393
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,238
I heard a scream...
394
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,357
...so I called the manager.
395
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,111
The place was empty, except for the dog.
396
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,754
I opened the balcony door
and looked out...
397
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,030
...splat, bang, pancake time.
398
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,271
Okay, thank you very much.
399
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,679
Hi there, fella.
400
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,273
Have a bad night?
401
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:02,835
So...
402
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,191
...animals can sense evil.
403
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,192
Who let Dr. Doolittle in?
404
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,829
Lieutenant, he came with Miss Robinson.
405
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:14,756
This is police business. We'll let you
know if the coroner finds a tick.
406
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,350
Face it...
407
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,551
Forget it. She's right.
408
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:21,755
Besides...
409
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,312
...I wouldn't want someone tracing
my steps, pointing out my mistakes.
410
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,514
So...
411
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:45,389
...you don't think this is an obvious
suicide, Mr. Pet Detective?
412
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:50,078
I wouldn't say that. There's plenty
of evidence here to support your theory.
413
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,471
Except, of course, for that
spot of blood on the railing.
414
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,310
May I tell you what I think happened?
415
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,879
Alrighty, then!
416
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,595
Roger Podacter went out after work,
had a few drinks, then came home.
417
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,469
He wasn't alone. Someone else
was with him. There was a struggle...
418
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,148
...and he was thrown over that balcony.
419
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,749
Roger Podacter didn't commit suicide.
420
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,678
He was murdered.
421
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,555
That's a very entertaining story...
422
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:24,839
...but real detectives have to worry
about that little thing called...
423
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,553
...evidence.
424
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,791
I think I heard a toilet flush.
425
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,235
Maybe somebody lost a turtle.
426
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,159
Well, I...
427
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,990
I guess I'm out of my league here.
428
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,553
Good work.
429
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:55,349
There is just
one more thing, lieutenant.
430
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,953
This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor.
431
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,395
She said she heard a scream. Right?
432
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,478
And you had to open
the balcony door when you came in?
433
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:08,076
- That's true.
- You're sure you had to open this door?
434
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,275
I'm certain.
435
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,431
What's the point, Ventura?
436
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,951
Only this.
437
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,391
This is double-paned, soundproof glass.
There is no way...
438
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:33,076
...she could have heard
Podacter scream on the way down.
439
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,550
The scream she heard
came from inside...
440
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,476
...before he was thrown off the balcony.
The murderer closed the door upon going.
441
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,431
Can you feel that, buddy?
442
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:51,513
I have exorcized the demons!
443
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,034
This house is clear.
444
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,958
- Losers.
- Get him out of here!
445
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,557
- Losers! Losers!
- Let's go, Ace.
446
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,389
Losers.
447
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:07,835
Come on.
448
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,758
Back to the zoo.
449
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,313
What are you thinking?
450
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,275
This whole thing is connected, somehow.
451
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,269
I want to find that other ring.
452
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,190
Ace, you checked all the rings.
453
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,510
Receipts? What about receipts?
454
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,352
There's gotta be receipts.
455
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,311
That was pretty impressive,
what you did at the apartment.
456
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,632
You don't have to tell me.
457
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,559
I was there.
458
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:50,269
Maybe you should've joined the police
force, become a real detective.
459
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,351
I don't do humans.
460
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,118
You really love animals.
461
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,478
If it gets cold enough.
462
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,834
No, I have a kinship with them.
463
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,513
I understand them.
464
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,271
Wanna hear something spooky?
465
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,674
Sure.
466
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:17,432
One time when I was about 12, I had
a dream that I was being followed by...
467
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,398
...a big dog with rabies.
468
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,471
He had these bloodshot eyes...
469
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,432
...and foam came out of his mouth.
470
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:28,550
No matter how fast I ran, he just kept
gaining on me and gaining on me.
471
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:33,439
Then just before I got
to my front door...
472
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,149
...he jumped and sank his teeth in.
473
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,917
That's when I woke up...
474
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:43,118
...and felt the back of my neck.
Check that out.
475
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:47,514
Bastard!
476
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,360
I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself.
477
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,832
Want to know why I do this?
478
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,712
I'm not sure anymore.
479
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,353
You better be sure...
480
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,429
...because once you get
inside my head...
481
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:02,312
...there's no turning back.
482
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,395
So...
483
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,436
Are these all? There's only a dozen.
484
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,671
Maybe it's in another file,
in the back.
485
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,478
Who the hell is that?
486
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,074
What?
487
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,188
That.
488
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,671
Who the hell is that?
489
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,596
That's Ray Finkle, the kicker.
Don't you know who he is?
490
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,992
Why isn't he in this picture?
491
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,910
This was taken earlier in the year.
Ray Finkle wasn't added till mid-season.
492
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,516
He missed the final field goal
in the Super Bowl that year.
493
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,318
Cost the Dolphins the game.
494
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,870
But he got himself a ring, didn't he?
495
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:03,314
Definitely.
496
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,273
"Replacement kicker
having a great year."
497
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,114
"Ready for Super Bowl,
all-star kicker boasts."
498
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,551
"Field goal sails wide,
Dolphins lose Super Bowl."
499
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,514
"The kick heard round the world."
500
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,991
That was Finkle.
The Dolphins lost by one point.
501
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,760
Poor guy.
502
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,155
Poor guy with a motive, baby.
503
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,999
Where is he now?
504
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,312
I heard he went back
to his hometown in Collier County.
505
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,630
Really?
506
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:38,790
You're gonna drop me off before you go?
507
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,274
No way. You shouldn't be
left alone right now.
508
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,988
It might not be safe at your apartment.
509
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,432
What do you suggest?
510
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,519
Oh, my God!
511
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,958
Oh, my God.
512
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,112
Three times?
513
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,274
I'm sorry, that's never
happened to me before.
514
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,712
I must be tired.
515
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,752
Okay, I'm ready again.
516
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,591
I'm looking for Ray Finkle...
517
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,517
...and a clean pair of shorts.
518
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:45,518
What do you know about Ray Finkle?
519
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,512
Soccer-style kicker.
Graduated from Collier High, 1976.
520
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:54,355
Stetson University honors graduate,
1980. Holds two NCAA records.
521
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,113
Most points and distance.
522
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,073
Nickname, "The Mule."
The only pro athlete from here.
523
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,033
And one hell of a model American.
524
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,239
Are you another one of them
Hard Copy guys?
525
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:11,469
No, sir.
526
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,113
I'm just a big Finkle fan.
527
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,950
This is my Graceland, sir.
528
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,751
Will you put that gun down?
529
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,232
The boy is a fan of our son.
530
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,072
So nice to meet you.
531
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,719
I'm Ray's mother...
532
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:29,598
...and this is Ray's father.
533
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,032
It's a real honor!
534
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,473
It's an honor to have you here.
535
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,878
My Ray is so appreciative of his fans.
536
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,509
He'll be so pleased you stopped by.
537
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,830
Are you expecting Ray anytime soon?
538
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,594
Oh, yes. I expect him home any minute.
539
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,397
Would you like some cookies?
I just baked them.
540
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,238
Yummy!
541
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,350
Ray Finkle's house.
542
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,198
I can't wait to meet him.
543
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,870
Ray ain't coming home.
544
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,596
But your wife expects him any minute.
545
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,360
She expects him home any minute.
546
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,989
See, the engine's running
but there's nobody behind the wheel.
547
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,509
Eight years ago...
548
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:26,673
...our son escaped from
Shady Acres Mental Hospital.
549
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,633
And they're still bugging us
to pick up his stuff.
550
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:33,350
It was all that Dan Marino's fault.
Everyone knows that.
551
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,752
If he'd held the ball laces out,
like he's supposed to...
552
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,275
...Ray wouldn't have missed the kick.
553
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,639
Dan Marino should die
of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
554
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,791
Would you like a cookie, son?
555
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:49,833
What do you know?
556
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,157
They're little footballs.
557
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,679
Laces out.
558
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,879
When Ray gets back and starts
kicking again...
559
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,350
...he'll never even know he was gone.
560
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,353
I've kept his room
just the way he left it.
561
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,234
Oh, boy!
562
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,155
What a sports nut, huh?
563
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:41,390
May I?
564
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,596
Oh, yes, by all means.
565
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,151
Five seconds to go herein Super Bowl 17.
566
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,118
Dolphins trailing the 49ers...
567
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,949
... by one. This willwin the game for Miami.
568
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,792
There's the snap.
569
00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:59,189
Marino holds.
570
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,555
The kick...
571
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,151
... and it's high. No, it's...
572
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,236
... no good.
573
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:08,234
Ray Finkle blew a 26-yard field goal!
574
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,277
I don't believe it!
575
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,152
The Dolphins lose!
576
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:16,399
The Dolphins lose!The Dolphins lose the Super Bowl!
577
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,269
- Melissa, it's Ace!
- Where are you?
578
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,956
I'm in psychoville, and Finkle's
the mayor. Where's Marino?
579
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,315
Why?
580
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,557
He's about to join Snowflake.
I've gotta know where he is!
581
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,833
He has a commercial shoot
at the Bogart Sound Stage.
582
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,998
Call the police. Get extra
security over there. Now!
583
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,117
Ace, what's going on?
584
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,155
Thought I left?
585
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,838
I'm really gonna go this time.
586
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,230
Here we go, folks. Very quiet.
587
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,310
Action!
588
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:01,439
I'm Dan Marino, and if anyone knows
the value of protection, it's me.
589
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,352
So I take care of the hands
that take care of me...
590
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,228
...with Isotoner gloves!
591
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,311
Cut! Again from the top.
592
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:15,555
I said, cut!
593
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,028
Guys, it's a cut!
594
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,515
What the hell are they doing?
595
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,318
That's a cut!
596
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,634
- What is this, a rewrite?
- Shut up!
597
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,279
- Where'd they go?
- Over there!
598
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:35,475
Let's go!
599
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,793
Excuse me, gentlemen!
600
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:45,109
Pet detective!
601
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:54,395
Come on!
602
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,828
What's wrong?
603
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,473
Can't you hit me?
604
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,677
Have there been ransom demands?
605
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,275
There's no communication
with the kidnappers.
606
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,357
Will the Super Bowl be postponed?
607
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,033
The game is on as scheduled.
608
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,111
Why weren't we told
about the kidnapping?
609
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,232
Secrecy was essential.
We couldn't risk any interference.
610
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:41,274
- Are the crimes related?
- I'm sorry, I can't comment further.
611
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,351
Now, if you'll excuse me...
612
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,430
Get me the autopsy on Podacter!
613
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,399
Aguado, send out a memo:
No one talks to the press!
614
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,108
And somebody get me some coffee!
615
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:57,069
Tonight on Miami Vice,
Crockett gets the boss a coffee!
616
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:02,308
When I get out of that bathroom,
you'd better be gone!
617
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,876
Is it number one or number two?
618
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,276
I just wanna know how much time I have.
619
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:12,118
By the way,
I went ahead and solved that...
620
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,193
...pesky Snowflake-Podacter-
Marino thing.
621
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,395
You ever heard of a former
Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle?
622
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,678
All right, Ventura...
623
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,029
...make it quick.
624
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,392
I found a rare stone
at the bottom of Snowflake's tank.
625
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,200
It belongs to a Dolphin '84 AFC
championship ring.
626
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:39,432
It would've been a Super Bowl ring,
but Ray missed the kick.
627
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,551
Blames the whole thing on Marino.
628
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:46,237
We're talking paranoid, delusional
psychosis. I saw the guy's room.
629
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,590
Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter.
630
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,635
So how does Roger Podacter fit in?
631
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:56,631
My guess is, Finkle was snooping around.
Podacter recognized him. End of story.
632
00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:01,311
As for Snowflake, they gave him Finkle's
number, taught him how to kick a goal.
633
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,272
Finkle took it personally.
634
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,238
So where is Finkle now?
635
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:11,718
Busted out of a mental institute. He's
been plotting his revenge for years.
636
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,520
Waiting for the perfect time
to get back at them.
637
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:16,517
The time when it'd hurt them most:
638
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:18,790
Super Bowl time.
639
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,315
Man, I'm tired of being right!
640
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,078
Congratulations.
641
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:30,959
You've done some fine detective work...
642
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,909
...Ace.
643
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,034
I'm sorry, could you
speak into my good ear?
644
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,316
I thought I heard you call me Ace.
645
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:45,277
Maybe I was wrong about you.
Maybe you are more than just a pet dick.
646
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:55,674
Your gun is digging into my hip.
647
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,319
What's wrong?
648
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,915
Want me to read you your rights?
649
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,398
Maybe later.
650
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:06,509
What is it?
651
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:08,273
That bony little bitch...
652
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:10,158
...Melissa Robinson?
653
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,831
You just don't do anything for me.
654
00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:15,434
Down, boy!
655
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:20,034
Everything okay in here?
I heard some commotion.
656
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:21,993
Fine, sergeant.
657
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,032
You want me to throw him out?
658
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,229
Why don't you throw yourself out?
659
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:30,388
Yes, ma'am.
660
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:36,273
Ace, I want you to leave
everything to us.
661
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,637
I can't do that, lieutenant.
I was hired to find Snowflake.
662
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,472
When we find Marino...
663
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:43,676
...we'll deliver Snowflake.
664
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,911
When I find Snowflake...
665
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,998
...I'll deliver Marino.
666
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,789
Melissa, it's Ace!
667
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,793
What are you doing here?
It's the middle of the night.
668
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,431
You have to commit me.
669
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:11,870
Finkle escaped from Shady Acres.
They still have his stuff.
670
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,270
They aren't gonna let us look around.
671
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:15,555
I know.
672
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:18,519
It's a good thing
I'm a master of disguise.
673
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:19,749
Mrs. Robinson...
674
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,036
...I'm Dr. Handly.
675
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,589
Now who is it you want us to look at?
676
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,034
My brother...
677
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,789
...Larry.
678
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,234
I'm ready to go in.
Just give me a chance!
679
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,273
I know there's a lot riding on it,
but it's all psychological.
680
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,198
Just gotta stay positive.
681
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:44,317
I'm gonna execute
a buttonhook pattern, super slow-mo.
682
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:12,428
Let's see that...
683
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,238
...in an instant replay.
684
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,111
Your brother won't be
the first football pro we've treated.
685
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,954
- Is that right?
- Yes, we're very sensitive...
686
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,555
...to the stress athletes
have to endure.
687
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,677
I'm open! I'm open!
688
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,118
I'm open!
689
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,309
We'll do some preliminary evaluations...
690
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,630
...but I think he'll fit in nicely here.
691
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,393
Over here!
692
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,158
351!
693
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,318
351!
694
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,437
Rover, sit! Hut, hut!
695
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,393
He seems to have some difficulty
letting go of the game.
696
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,871
Has he had a history of mental illness?
697
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:08,998
As long as I've known him.
698
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,354
This is one of our therapy rooms.
699
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:17,476
And we do arts and crafts
out here in the courtyard.
700
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:21,474
And this is the storage room.
Down the hallway we have another...
701
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,153
Halftime!
702
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:40,314
He'll be fine there by himself
for the next 20 minutes.
703
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:44,070
I'll show you the dormitories, then.
704
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,558
Isotoners.
705
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:15,390
Obsess much?
706
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:18,518
Where are you going?
707
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,638
- To clean the storage room.
- No, clean the cafeteria.
708
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,831
I don't tell you how to do your job.
709
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:25,638
The schedule says...
710
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,189
...clean the cafeteria.
- I know what I'm doing.
711
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:29,634
You should've done it earlier.
712
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,997
Man, come on. Cafeteria, my ass!
I'm cleaning in here!
713
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,191
You take breaks too long. You smoke...
714
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,590
Man, you're a pain in the ass!
715
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:01,829
"Search called off for missing hiker."
716
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,869
"A search ended today
when rescue workers...
717
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,556
...were unable to find the body
of Lois Einhorn."
718
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:12,190
A hiker missing since Friday?
719
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:13,953
Lois Einhorn?
720
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,794
Holy shitballs!
721
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:33,679
What're you doing out here?
Get back to work!
722
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:02,868
"Love, Roger"?
723
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:12,274
Ace, it's E.
724
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:15,472
You think the article you foundwas something?
725
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:18,109
I got a note from Roger to Einhorn...
726
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,590
... thanking her for a wonderful evening.
727
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:23,308
Something ain't stirringthe Kool-Aid, man.
728
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,357
Wiggles, rewind.
729
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:32,591
What the hell does Lois Einhorn
have to do with Ray Finkle?
730
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:35,833
Come on, think!
731
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:39,077
Finkle and Einhorn, in it together.
How? Why?
732
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:47,399
All right! Here we go.
733
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:50,712
Answer's right there!
Just gotta get blood to the brain!
734
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,840
Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn!
735
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,315
Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn!
736
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:11,154
Quitter!
737
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:15,071
What do you want?
738
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,994
I don't have any food for you.
739
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:22,000
I have to have money to buy food.
740
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:25,471
I have to have a dolphin to get money.
Do you see a dolphin here?
741
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:34,794
Let's face it...
742
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,996
...your master is a loser.
743
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,277
What the?
744
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,991
That's it.
745
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:02,559
That's it!
746
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,229
Einhorn is Finkle.
747
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:07,755
Finkle is Einhorn!
748
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,315
Einhorn is a man!
749
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,671
Oh, my God!
750
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:16,548
Einhorn is a man!
751
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,115
"Your gun is digging into my hip."
752
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,359
God!
753
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:21,271
And the big story in thisSuper Bowl game is the abduction...
754
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:24,438
... of Miami's starting quarterback,Dan Marino.
755
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:27,672
It's gotta be a strainon this Miami team, Bob...
756
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:07,796
What's the matter, Dan?
Aren't you having fun?
757
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:11,675
I just love Super Bowl Sunday.
Don't you, Dan?
758
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:14,115
A magical afternoon...
759
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:16,630
...where dreams are made...
760
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:19,113
...and crushed.
761
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:22,796
Look, if you want tickets,
you're going about it the wrong way.
762
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:27,716
Do I look familiar to you?
Does it seem as if we've...
763
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:29,990
...met someplace before?
764
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,868
I don't know.
I get hit in the head a lot.
765
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,430
Now the coin toss.
766
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:37,354
Kickoff time.
767
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:39,878
My favorite thing.
768
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:47,759
Laces out!
769
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:09,596
I made some refreshments, Dan.
770
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:13,229
Would you like some refreshments, Dan?
771
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:16,311
I'll be right back, Dan.
772
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:49,233
I don't know how much psycho-woman's
paying you, but I'll double it.
773
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,552
Sorry.
"Psycho-woman" keeps us out of prison.
774
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,397
Snowflake, here you go. Come on.
775
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,238
Check it out, Marino.
776
01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,670
I'm throwing passes to a dolphin.
777
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:10,476
Damn!
778
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:12,398
Go get some more fish!
779
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:14,199
I'm gonna kill that dolphin.
780
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:16,998
Lovely party.
781
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:18,912
Pity I wasn't invited.
782
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,911
Where the hell's the smelt?
783
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:43,431
Unconscious. Exactly as I planned.
784
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:52,239
What the hell was that?
785
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:03,955
Shit!
786
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:12,358
What happened? What's going on?
787
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:13,510
You okay?
788
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:15,029
Guess what?
789
01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:16,429
It's naptime!
790
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,399
What a hit!
791
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,474
Heads up!
792
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:31,629
Who are you?
793
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:36,116
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.
I've been sent with a special play:
794
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:37,918
The quarterback sneak.
795
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:39,756
Penalty!
796
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:42,999
Too many men on the field.
797
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,511
I warned you, Ventura.
798
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:47,673
Whatever happened to "Ace"?
799
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:49,598
Good question.
800
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:54,472
Be careful with that phone.
In time, you could develop a tumor.
801
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,310
Aguado, it's Lieutenant Einhorn.
802
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:01,155
Send some men over
to the Hallandale yacht basin.
803
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:03,709
I've got the kidnapper
trapped in the warehouse.
804
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:06,708
It's Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.
805
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:13,277
Code 11 in progress,343 Victorville Road...
806
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:15,033
... at the Palmdale basin.
807
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:18,391
Officer needs backup.Suspect's name: Ace Ventura...
808
01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:21,108
... should be consideredarmed and dangerous.
809
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:24,360
It's Ace. We gotta break out of here.
810
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:28,154
Is he in trouble?
811
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,709
Don't worry, if there's
one thing I know...
812
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:33,076
...there's nothing Ace can't handle.
813
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:35,875
Don't kill me!
814
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,038
Please!
815
01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:41,675
I'll never tell anyone, I swear.
816
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:44,150
- He's who you want! Kill him!
- Kill him!
817
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:47,039
Kill him! He held the ball, remember?
818
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:48,793
Come on, look at him!
819
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:50,234
- Crybaby!
- Jock!
820
01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:51,356
- Wimp.
- Musclehead.
821
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:53,033
Shut up!
822
01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:57,478
I think I'll kill the dolphin first.
I wouldn't want you to miss that.
823
01:10:58,040 --> 01:10:59,758
And there's the snap.
824
01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:00,836
The kick!
825
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:03,036
And it's good!
826
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:06,038
Good to see somebody who
doesn't buckle under the pressure!
827
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:15,032
What would you know about pressure?
828
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,754
Well, I have kissed a man.
829
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:22,872
Of course, there's never beena more crucial kick in a Super Bowl...
830
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:25,310
... than the "kickheard around the world."
831
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:30,669
I mean, it's clear to me that it wasa good hold. Finkle just booted it.
832
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:33,153
The laces were in!
833
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,158
They were in!
834
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:56,158
You like that?
835
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:57,515
You like that?
836
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:04,597
And that! And that!
837
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:16,995
Having a little trouble with the lady?
838
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:18,799
You don't understand...
839
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,189
...she's a...
840
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:24,911
Get him, Lois! Get him!
841
01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:30,033
Get him!
842
01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:37,429
Shoot him!
843
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:41,356
- Shoot him!
- Hold your fire!
844
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:44,195
Don't shoot!
845
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,550
Put your guns down, or this cop gets it!
846
01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:48,719
I mean it!
847
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:51,276
She's not joking!
848
01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:52,959
He kidnapped Snowflake!
849
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:57,591
He killed Roger Podacter and was about
to kill Marino and me!
850
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,749
Fiction can be fun!
851
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,798
But I find the reference section
much more enlightening.
852
01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:07,359
For instance...
853
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:08,794
...if you look up...
854
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:13,318
...professional football's
all-time bonehead plays...
855
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:17,116
...you might read about a Miami Dolphin
kicker named Ray Finkle...
856
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:21,797
...who missed a 26-yard field goal
in the closing seconds of Super Bowl 17.
857
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:28,235
You wouldn't read that Finkle
was committed to a mental hospital...
858
01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:31,631
...only to escape and join the police...
859
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:34,952
...in a scheme
to get even with Marino...
860
01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:37,236
...whom he blamed for the entire thing!
861
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,312
What are you talking about?
862
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:44,513
She's not Lois Einhorn!
She's Ray Finkle! She's a man!
863
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:45,755
He's lying!
864
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,228
Shoot him!
865
01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:53,238
Let's just see who's lying, shall we?
866
01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:57,314
Would a real woman have to wear
one of these?
867
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:05,071
Boy, that's really on there!
868
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:07,238
But tell me this:
869
01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:08,953
Would a real woman...
870
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:11,316
...be missing these?
871
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:19,313
That kind of surgery can be done
over the weekend.
872
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:21,592
But I doubt very much...
873
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:25,669
...if he could find the time
during his busy schedule...
874
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,194
...to get rid of...
875
01:14:27,440 --> 01:14:28,429
...big old...
876
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:30,198
...Mr. Knish!
877
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,153
Oh, boy!
878
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:43,235
Come here.
879
01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:46,759
Would you excuse me for just one second?
880
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:56,358
Ladies and gentlemen...
881
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,719
...my esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino...
882
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:02,551
...brought new evidence to my attention.
883
01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:03,755
Now...
884
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:07,829
...history has certainly shown
that even the most intuitive...
885
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:10,799
...criminal investigator can be wrong.
886
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:12,996
But if I am mistaken...
887
01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:16,198
...if the lieutenant
is indeed a woman...
888
01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:18,635
...as she claims to be...
889
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:19,995
...then, my friend...
890
01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:24,631
...she is suffering from the worst case
of hemorrhoids I have ever seen!
891
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:28,315
That's why Roger Podacter is dead!
892
01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:30,875
He found Captain Winkie!
893
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:40,795
Good night!
894
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:44,390
You've been a wonderful audience.
Be sure to tip your waitress.
895
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:51,151
Die, animal boy!
896
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:53,194
Quick decision.
897
01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:15,799
Loser!
898
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:23,834
You have any more gum?
899
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:28,198
That's none of your damn business.
Stay out of my personal affairs.
900
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:31,474
You're a weird guy, Ace. A weird guy.
901
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:35,235
Ladies and gentlemen...
902
01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:37,192
... the Miami Dolphins are proud...
903
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:40,119
... to welcome backto Joe Robbie Stadium...
904
01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:41,912
... our beloved mascot...
905
01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:44,839
... and the star of our halftime show:
906
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:46,712
Snowflake!
907
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,958
And now...
908
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:58,675
... returning for the second half,the Dolphins' most valuable player...
909
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:01,436
... Dan Marino!
910
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:46,356
Idiot!
911
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:52,110
Do you know what you've done?
You just cost me 25 grand, Polly.
912
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:54,231
Yeah? Blow me!
913
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:57,154
Really?
914
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:13,433
The National Football League...
915
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:18,191
... would like to offer a special thank-you to the man who rescued Dan Marino...
916
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:19,799
... and our beloved Snowflake.
917
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:21,918
A great humanitarian...
918
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:24,151
... and a lover of all animals:
919
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:27,398
Mr. Ace Ventura!
920
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:30,753
Get off me!
921
01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:33,598
Get off me!
922
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:42,595
Tone, put that big-ass size 13 onand kick it for the homies.
923
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:09,589
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