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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:03,971 * DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA, BA-DA-BA-DA-BA * 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,473 * DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA LET'S GO! 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,175 * WE'LL BE THERE 4 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:09,843 * A WINK AND A SMILE AND A GREAT OLD TIME * 5 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:12,046 * YEAH, WE'LL BE THERE 6 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,148 * WHEREVER WE ARE, THERE'S SOME FUN TO BE FOUND * 7 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,484 * WE'LL BE THERE WHEN YOU TURN THAT CORNER * 8 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,818 * WE'LL JUMP OUT THE BUSH 9 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,520 * WITH A BIG BEAR HUG AND A SMILE * 10 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,122 * WE'LL BE THERE 11 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,961 ** 12 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:32,600 [ BUZZING ] 13 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,036 [ SNEEZES ] 14 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:38,939 [ SNEEZES ] 15 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:43,244 UH, ONE PEPPERONI AND... A SPRING BLOSSOM. 16 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,012 Man: DO YOU WANT ANYTHING TO DRINK? 17 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,880 UM, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ORANGE? HEY, CHECK THIS OUT. 18 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:51,385 [ CHUCKLES ] 19 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:53,687 SO... WHAT DO YOU THINK? 20 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:54,788 HUH? WHAT DO I THINK, WHAT? 21 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,124 MY THING HERE. 22 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,591 I'VE GOT THIS GREAT PLAN TO CHANGE MY IMAGE 23 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:58,892 TO LOOK COOLER, MAN. 24 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:00,361 JUST GONNA LEAN AGAINST EVERYTHING I SEE. 25 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:04,098 HMM. LEANING AGAINST THINGS MAKE YOU LOOK COOL, HUH? 26 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:05,399 HOW DO I LOOK? 27 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,901 EH, I DON'T THINK IT'S QUITE WORKING FOR YOU. 28 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:10,371 MAYBE YOU'RE TOO... CUTE? 29 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:11,539 WHAT!? I'M NOT CUTE!? 30 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,073 HEY, MAN, IT'S OKAY TO BE CUTE. 31 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:14,642 EVERYONE'S GOT THEIR THING. 32 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,777 MY THING IS BEING COOL. HMPH. 33 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,546 AND YOU, YOU'RE CUTE. 34 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:21,315 AND HE -- HE'S, UM...WHATEVER. 35 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:22,416 SIR, YOUR ORDER'S READY. 36 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:23,884 OOH! 37 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,220 BUT, GRIZZ, I DON'T WANT THAT TO BE MY THING. 38 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:28,055 AW, MAN, FORGET ABOUT IT. JUST EAT. 39 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,857 MMM, MMM. 40 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:36,430 [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] 41 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,334 OH, EXCUSE ME. 42 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:41,635 OH, MAN. [ SNIFFLES ] 43 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:43,237 I GUESS IT'S ALLERGY SEASON. 44 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:45,072 DUDE, THAT WAS THE CUTEST SNEEZE EVER. 45 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,474 STOP SAYING THAT I'M CUTE! 46 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:47,908 [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] 47 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,777 OH, BLESS YOU. THAT WAS SUCH A CUTE SNEEZE. 48 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,111 [ GROANS, BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] 49 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:53,113 [ LAUGHS ] PANDA SNEEZE -- CUTE! 50 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:55,082 [ GRUMBLES ] I'M NOT CUTE. 51 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,950 BRO, YOUR SNEEZE WAS STRAIGHT UP ADORABLE. 52 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:58,986 STOP! I'M NOT CUTE! 53 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:00,454 YOU THINK THAT WAS CUTE? 54 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,757 OH, COME ON, MAN! 55 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,092 I'M NOT CUTE! 56 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,660 [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] [ SHUTTER CLICKS ] 57 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:09,263 THAT WAS ADORABLE. Man #1: LET ME SEE! LET ME SEE! 58 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:11,365 Woman #1: OH, MAN, THAT'S THE CUTEST THING EVER. Man #2: OH, MY GOSH. DID YOU SEE HOW CUTE THAT WAS? 59 00:02:11,399 --> 00:02:13,867 Woman #2: UM, YES, I JUST SAW HOW CUTE THAT WAS. AAH...AAH... 60 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,469 AAH! I'M NOT CUTE! 61 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:17,471 WHERE YOU GOING, MAN? 62 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:22,476 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES, WHIRRING ] 63 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:24,178 [ CLANG!, WHIRRING STOPS ] 64 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,946 [ GROANS ] 65 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,449 [ SNIFFLES ] I HATE ALLERGIES. 66 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,718 OH, THANK YOU. 67 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:32,553 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] AHH... 68 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:34,988 [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] Grizzly: WHAT? THIS CAN'T BE. 69 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:36,790 OH, MY! [ GASPS ] 70 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,192 PAN! PANDA! 71 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:40,394 PANDA, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS! OH, SORRY, DUDE. 72 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:41,862 PANDA, T-THE ACHOO! 73 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,364 THE SNEEZE, THEY FILMED IT! 74 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:44,198 Panda: HUH? 75 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:45,466 [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] 76 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,567 IT'S HUGE! 77 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,968 IT'S TRENDING ALL OVER THE INTERNET! 78 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,570 PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE THE CUTEST THING EVER. 79 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,171 ICE BEAR IS PROUD OF YOU. 80 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:52,906 BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET. 81 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,742 I DON'T WANT TO BE KNOWN FOR THIS. 82 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:57,044 THIS ISN'T WHO I AM. THI-- WH-- HUH? 83 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:58,346 UH, YEAH, OF COURSE PANDA 84 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:00,414 WILL COME TAKE PHOTOS AND SIGN AUTOGRAPHS! 85 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:01,582 OKAY, THANKS! BYE! 86 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:02,816 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] WHOO-HOO! 87 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,017 PANDA, YOU'RE GONNA BE 88 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:05,819 THE MOST FAMOUS, CUTEST BEAR EVER! 89 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,855 [ WHIFFLING! ] 90 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,192 [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] 91 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,131 [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] 92 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:22,436 [ FLASH CLICKS ] 93 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,614 [ PANTING ] 94 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,015 EXCUSE ME, UH, SIR, THERE'S -- 95 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,384 Nom Nom: UHP, WAIT. 96 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,385 ALMOST... 97 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:39,887 THERE IT IS! [ LAUGHS ] 98 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,389 OH, I'M SO GOOD. 99 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:42,256 BRAVO, NOM NOM. 100 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,891 SIR, UH, S-SOMETHING'S -- 101 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,359 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SUBTLETY. 102 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:47,361 YOU CAN'T JUST THROW THE CUTE INTO PEOPLE'S FACES. 103 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:49,263 SIR, SOMETHING'S TRENDING. 104 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:50,631 WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT? 105 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,065 IT'S THE TOP VIDEO TODAY, SIR. 106 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:53,701 THE VIEWS ARE OFF THE CHARTS. 107 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,969 I DIDN'T RELEASE A NEW VIDEO TODAY. 108 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,338 YOU DIDN'T, SIR. 109 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:01,809 [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] 110 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:02,943 [ BOTH GASP ] 111 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,578 HE'S GOOD. 112 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:05,746 [ Chuckling ] PLEASE! 113 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:06,980 THIS IS JUST A FAD. 114 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:08,316 BY TOMORROW, THIS THING WILL BE 115 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:10,584 ANOTHER LAME PIECE OF INTERNET OBSCURITY. 116 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,653 IT BETTER BE. 117 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,988 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING AND CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 118 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:16,390 WELCOME TO THE SHOW. I'M TOM. 119 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:17,257 AND I'M KATE. 120 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:18,726 NOW, WHO LIKES CUTE ANIMALS? 121 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:19,793 OH, I DO, TOM. 122 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,094 WELL, OF COURSE. WE ALL DO. 123 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:23,297 ADORABLE ANIMALS ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET, 124 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:25,132 AND WE HAVE TWO OF THEM WITH US HERE TODAY! 125 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:26,400 PLEASE WELCOME OUR GUESTS, 126 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:29,169 NOM NOM THE KOALA, AND PANDA THE PANDA. 127 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:30,604 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AWW, THANK YOU, GUYS. 128 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:31,905 THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE. 129 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,140 Smile! 130 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:35,509 FIRST UP, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE START 131 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:37,745 WITH THE SNEEZE HEARD AROUND THE WORLD. 132 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,647 [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] 133 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,415 All: AWWWW! 134 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:43,517 DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO HUG HIM? [ LAUGHS ] 135 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:47,154 ALL I DO IS HUG THAT GORGEOUS BEAR! 136 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:49,690 WELL, UH, I'VE GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT! 137 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,191 EVERYONE'S BEEN ASKING, 138 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:54,027 "HEY, NOM NOM, WHEN'S YOUR NEW VIDEO COMING OUT?" 139 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:56,464 WELL, THE ANSWER IS RIGHT NOW. 140 00:04:56,497 --> 00:05:00,968 OH! OKAY, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT NOM NOM'S NEWEST VIDEO. 141 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:03,804 [ SNEEZES ] 142 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,172 [ GIGGLES ] 143 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:08,275 Stop recording, you -- Man: OH, SORRY. 144 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,977 HUH. 145 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,613 HEY, NOM NOM'S TOTALLY COPYING PANDA'S VIDEO! 146 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,448 [ BOOING ] 147 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:15,449 CHILL, PEOPLE! 148 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,117 I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING! 149 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,452 WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING 150 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,388 THE ANNUAL CUTE-OFF IS AROUND THE CORNER. 151 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,022 CUTE-OFF? THAT'S RIGHT. 152 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,124 TWO ANIMALS ENTER, AND ONE LEAVES WITH THE TITLE 153 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,694 OF THE CUTEST ANIMAL ON THE WEB! 154 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:29,062 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE OUR TWO CONTESTANTS 155 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:30,798 FOR THE ANNUAL CUTE-OFF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 156 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,299 YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS. 157 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,068 IT'S TIME TO TAKE A COMMERCIAL BREAK. DON'T GO ANYWHERE. 158 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,976 [ GROANS ] I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A CUTE COMPETITION. 159 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,812 THIS WHOLE THING IS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE. 160 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,013 YOU'LL GET USE TO IT. 161 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,815 BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET USED TO IT. 162 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,216 I DON'T WANT ANY OF THIS. 163 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:51,752 HONESTLY, I WISH I NEVER SNEEZED AT ALL. 164 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:54,422 REALLY? HMM... 165 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:56,924 I HAVE AN IDEA. WHY DON'T YOU JOIN ME IN MY LIMO 166 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,692 FOR SOME REFRESHMENTS AFTER THE SHOW? 167 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,561 UM, OKAY. 168 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:01,729 [ CAR DOORS SHUT ] 169 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,697 I'M GONNA CUT TO THE CHASE WITH YOU, PANDA. 170 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:04,832 WE WANT DIFFERENT THINGS. 171 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:05,999 I WANT TO BE NUMBER ONE AGAIN. 172 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,234 YOU WANT OUT OF THE CUTE GAME, 173 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,036 AND BACK TO YOUR COOL-GUY LIFE, YES? 174 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,370 YEAH, EXACTLY. 175 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:12,540 YEAH, SO, HOW DO WE SOLVE THIS DILEMMA? 176 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:13,841 UM...I DON'T KNOW. 177 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,943 YOU LET ME WIN. 178 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,277 IF YOU THROW THIS FIGHT AND LOSE, 179 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,746 EVERYTHING WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL. 180 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,515 FINALLY, THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE OVER FOR BOTH OF US. 181 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,083 HMM, YOU REALLY THINK THAT COULD WORK? 182 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,351 OH, YEAH, IT'LL WORK. 183 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,553 JUST REMEMBER THE PLAN -- 184 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,721 I'LL BE CUTE, AND YOU'LL BE...WHAT? 185 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:28,889 COOL? 186 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:29,923 EXACTLY! 187 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:32,726 DO WE HAVE A DEAL? YEAH! 188 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,028 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 189 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,097 NOM NOM SWAG! GET YOUR NOM NOM SWAG RIGHT NOW! 190 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,566 PANDA MERCH! GUYS, COME OVER 191 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:40,534 AND SUPPORT THE CUTEST BEAR AROUND. 192 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:41,569 FRONT ROW! 193 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,270 I'M GLAD WE LINED UP THREE HOURS EARLY. 194 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:46,039 DUDE, OUR LITTLE PANDA'S GONNA BE OUT THERE ALL ON HIS OWN. 195 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,140 I MEAN, IS THIS WHAT MOTHERS FEEL LIKE? 196 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:49,109 THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE? 197 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,678 OH, I HOPE HE'S NOT NERVOUS. 198 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,413 [ CHEERING ] 199 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:56,484 WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO THE NATIONAL CUTE-OFF! 200 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,586 IT'S STARTING! IT'S STARTING! IT'S STARTING! SHH, SHH! 201 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,821 WHOEVER FILLS UP THEIR CUTE-O-METER FIRST 202 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:03,323 WILL BE CROWNED THE CUTEST ANIMAL IN EXISTENCE, 203 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:06,226 AND WE'LL BE THROWING IN A SHINY TROPHY TO BOOT! 204 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,261 NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, 205 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:11,565 LET'S WELCOME THE KING OF THE INTERNET, NOM NOM! 206 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:14,167 [ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING AND UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYS ] 207 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:17,571 * GONNA DANCE ALL DAY AND HAVE SOME FUN * 208 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:20,307 * HERE WE GO, LET'S HANG SOME MORE * 209 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:23,243 NOM NOM'S ALREADY OFF TO A GREAT START, 210 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,678 BUT IT MIGHT TAKE MORE THAN THAT 211 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:28,081 TO DEFEAT THE UPCOMING SNEEZY SENSATION, PANDA! 212 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,517 [ HIP HOP PLAYS ] 213 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,752 [ Rapping ] * YEAH, HERE IT COMES 214 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,687 * UH, SO REAL 215 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:35,422 * SO FRESH 216 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,124 [ SILENCE ] 217 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,527 WHOO-HOO! 218 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,095 [ BEATBOXING ] 219 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,263 [ Rapping ] * MY NAME IS PANDA 220 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,998 * I AM A PANDA 221 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,100 * I'M A PANDA...BEAR 222 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,936 [ SILENCE ] 223 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,638 [ PERSON COUGHS ] 224 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:51,772 [ CHIME! ] 225 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,306 Marie: WELL, OKAY, PANDA'S STARTING OFF 226 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,042 WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE UNCONVENTIONAL. 227 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:59,279 I GUESS YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT PEOPLE FIND CUTE THESE DAYS. 228 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,782 * HERE WE GO, LET'S HANG SOME MORE * 229 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:02,816 [ CHEERING ] 230 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,017 [ CHIME! ] 231 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,320 [ GASPS ] 232 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:10,991 [ CHEERING ] 233 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,526 HUH? 234 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,694 [ CHUCKLES ] 235 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,129 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 236 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,531 WHY AREN'T YOU DOING YOUR CUTE THING? 237 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:20,400 I DON'T WANT TO BE CUTE, I WANT TO BE COOL LIKE YOU. 238 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:23,136 LISTEN, MAN, CUTE IS WHAT MAKES YOU COOL. 239 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,905 THAT'S WHY ALL THESE PEOPLE CAME TO SEE YOU. 240 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,473 DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M COOL? 241 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,142 MAN, YOU GOT FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET. 242 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,310 YOU GOT ON A TALK SHOW. 243 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,645 YOU ARE THE COOLEST! 244 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,413 ICE BEAR THINKS YOU'RE PRECIOUS. 245 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:34,648 AWW! 246 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,916 THANKS YOU, GUYS. 247 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:36,850 [ SNIFFS ] 248 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,018 [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] 249 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:41,154 [ ALL GASPING ] 250 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,256 [ SNIFFLES ] 251 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:47,260 [ CHEERING AND CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ] 252 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:50,998 [ CHIME! ] 253 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,165 Marie: HE'S DONE IT! 254 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,767 HE'S WON OVER THE AUDIENCE! 255 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:57,137 COULD THIS BE THE TURNING POINT FOR OUR SNIFFILY SUPERMAN? 256 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,575 * I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING LIKE A BIG MAN * 257 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,843 [ CHEERING ] 258 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,679 * WALKIN' IN LIKE YOU STEP OFF THE BOTTOM * 259 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,180 [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE, CHEERING ] 260 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,716 [ CHIME! ] 261 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,087 * SO, STAND ASIDE AND FACE IT 262 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:17,090 * 'CAUSE I GOT MAD GAME, GONNA SQUASH YOU IN A BURNING FLAME * 263 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,191 [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] 264 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,693 * STEP OFF OF YA 265 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,428 * STEP OFF, FOOL YEE! 266 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:22,529 * STEP OFF OF YA 267 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,731 AAH! [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] 268 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,532 [ CHIME! ] 269 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,701 * YOU AIN'T NOTHING, YOU AIN'T COOL * [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE, CHIME! ] 270 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,536 * AND I'M GONNA CRUSH YOUR BUSINESS * 271 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,038 * 'CAUSE I'M OLD-SCHOOL 272 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,406 * STEP OFF OF YA WATER! 273 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,208 * STEP OFF, FOOL [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] 274 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,810 * STEP OFF OF YA 275 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:39,246 * STEP OFF, FOOL [ GROWLS ] YOU BIG DUMMY! 276 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,714 YOU HAD ONE JOB TO DO! 277 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,750 YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO LOSE! 278 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,051 LOOOSE! 279 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,518 [ FWOOP! ] 280 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,724 [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] 281 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:51,725 [ CHEERING ] 282 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,961 [ CHIME! ] 283 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,462 [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] 284 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:56,897 [ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ] 285 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,132 [ SNEEZING NORMALLY ] 286 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,834 [ CHEERS DIE DOWN ] 287 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,102 OH, NO! 288 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,671 ACHOO-CHOO!! 289 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,272 HUA-ACHOO-BLBLBL!! 290 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,339 EW, NOT CUTE. 291 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,341 BLBL-ACHOO-CHOO!! OH, NO. 292 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,177 BLAAK!! BLBLBLUGH!! 293 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,079 BLAAAAK, BLBLBLBL!! 294 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,281 YEHOO!! YEHOO!! ACHOO!! 295 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,250 UH, YOU GUYS AREN'T CUTE AT ALL. 296 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,618 I'M OUT OF HERE. NO, WAIT! 297 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,921 I'M STILL CUTE! LOOK! LOOK! I CAN SNEEZE, TOO! 298 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,255 HEY, WATCH! ACHOO! 299 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,957 HUH?! CLAP FOR ME SO I CAN WIN! 300 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:24,925 CLAP FOR ME! [ SINGLE CLAP ] 301 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:25,926 OH, HE CLAPPED! 302 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:26,960 HE CLAPPED! I WIN! 303 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:27,861 [ LAUGHS CRAZILY ] 304 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:28,962 [ WHIRRING ] 305 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,330 I AM THE CUTEST! 306 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,765 [ GROANS ] 307 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:34,201 THERE HE IS. THERE'S OUR CUTE, LITTLE PAN PAN. 308 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,368 YOU DID GOOD, BRO. 309 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,770 [ SNIFFLES ] THANKS, MAN. 310 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,106 ICE BEAR IS STILL PROUD OF YOU. PROUD BEAR. 311 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,974 LET'S GO HOME. [ SIGHS ] 312 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,143 HEY, COOL LEAN, BRO! 313 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,212 YES, YES, IT'S ALL MINE. 314 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,114 AAH! GET AWAY! YES, IT'S MINE! 315 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,149 I WON IT! IT'S MINE! IT'S MINE, YEAH! 316 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,951 YEAH, YOU BETTER LEAVE! 317 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,152 OH, SHH, THERE, THERE. 318 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,688 I WON'T LET ANYONE TAKE YOU. 319 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,356 [ WHIRRING ] WHAT THE?! 320 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,557 WHO'S THERE?! 321 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,126 HUH?! 322 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,794 BACK AGAIN, YOU LOSER BEAR? 323 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,730 YOU CAN'T HAVE MY TROPHY! IT'S MINE! 324 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,297 [ WHIRRING ] [ WHIMPERING ] 325 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,632 YAAAH!! 326 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,200 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! PUT ME DOWN! 327 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,635 OH, MY TROPHY! WHY?! 328 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,004 [ Robotic ] CUTEST! NO, STOP! 329 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,305 AAH!! 330 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,606 AAAAAAH!! 331 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,281 ** 332 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,660 * DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA, BA-DA-BA-DA-BA * 333 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,162 * DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA LET'S GO! 334 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,864 * WE'LL BE THERE 335 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,532 * A WINK AND A SMILE AND A GREAT OLD TIME * 336 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,735 * YEAH, WE'LL BE THERE 337 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,837 * WHEREVER WE ARE, THERE'S SOME FUN TO BE FOUND * 338 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,173 * WE'LL BE THERE WHEN YOU TURN THAT CORNER * 339 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,507 * WE'LL JUMP OUT THE BUSH 340 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,209 * WITH A BIG BEAR HUG AND A SMILE * 341 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,811 * WE'LL BE THERE 342 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,951 [ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 343 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,491 [ HUMMING ] 344 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:10,764 [ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ] 345 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,136 [ SIGHS ] 346 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,471 [ SLURPS ] 347 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,710 OOP, HEY, SORRY, DON'T MIND ME. 348 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,045 I'LL ONLY BE IN HERE FOR A SECOND. 349 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,881 COULD HAVE SWORN I STILL HAD SOME ICE CREAM POPS. 350 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,550 NOT THE FRENCH VANILLA. I WANT THE VANILLA -- 351 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,885 HEY, YOU FOUND IT. 352 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,720 DO YOU HAVE ANY GREEN TEA ONES DOWN THERE? 353 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,589 GUYS, GUYS? AHA! THERE YOU ARE. 354 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,725 [ GRUNTS ] PANDA, YOU'RE VERY BOUNCY. 355 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,460 OH, THANK YOU. [ GRUNTS ] 356 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,229 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE SO EXCITED. 357 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,098 [ GRUNTS ] I GOT US...A NEW PET. 358 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,333 [ GROANS ] WHAT? 359 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,635 IS IT A CAT? -NOPE, GUESS AGAIN. 360 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,470 -AHEM, AHEM. -OH, A PUPPY? 361 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,340 NO, IT'S A CRAB. 362 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,942 OH, MY GOSH, WHERE DID YOU GET HIM? 363 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,910 HE WAS ON SALE AT THE SUPERMARKET. 364 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,178 ONLY $3.99 A POUND. 365 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,447 [ CHUCKLES ] HE'S SO CUTE! 366 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,582 HE'S A GOOD, LITTLE CRABBIE. 367 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,251 OH, LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE. 368 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,019 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NAME CAPTAIN CRABOO? 369 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,788 WAIT, DUDE, DON'T YOU WANT TO MEET HIM? 370 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,693 THE INTERNET SAYS YOU SHOULD PAT ITS BUTT TO BE FRIENDS. 371 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,295 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU. 372 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,964 NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. 373 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,631 SEE? GENTLE PATS. 374 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,368 HE NEEDS TO SMELL YOU SO HE CAN GET USED TO YOUR MUSK. 375 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,872 OH, HE LIKES YOU. 376 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,339 [ SNAP! SNAP! ] 377 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,175 [ GRUNTS ] [ BOTH GASP ] 378 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,443 [ GROANS ] 379 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,646 YOU OKAY, DUDE? 380 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,349 UM, LET ME GET THAT FOR Y-- AH! 381 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,285 OH, HE'S GOING. I GOT YOU. 382 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,520 GET HIM. HE'S GOING OUT THE DOOR. 383 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,055 OH, MISSED HIM. 384 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,991 YOUR WAY, YOUR WAY. [ BOTH GRUNT ] 385 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,625 AH, GET A CHAIR. 386 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,460 OW, OW, OW, OW. -I'LL GO GET SOME TAPE. 387 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,296 [ GROANS ] STAY DOWN. STAY, STAY. 388 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,498 UH, WE ONLY HAVE PLASTIC WRAP. 389 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,133 TALK TO ME, DUDE. 390 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,502 [ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ] 391 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,071 FORGET THIS. I'LL TAKE OFF THE CRAB MYSELF. 392 00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,306 [ SNAP! ] OW! 393 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,840 OH, YOU SAUCY CRABOO. 394 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,242 DUDE, I THINK WE NEED HELP. 395 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,011 OKAY, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 396 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,212 HURRY. 397 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,413 [ Line ringing ] 398 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,647 WOMAN: State your emergency. 399 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,016 YES, WE NEED HELP. 400 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,650 I GOT US A NEW PET, EXCEPT THE GROCERY STORE GUY 401 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,419 SAID IT WASN'T, BUT IT WAS A REALLY GOOD DEAL, 402 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,820 SO I BROUGHT IT TO MY CAVE ANYWAY 403 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,322 AND THEN IT LATCHED ONTO MY BROTHER 404 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,557 AND HE RAN OUT OF -- -Sir, I need you to calm down. 405 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,159 SORRY. LET ME START OVER. 406 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,493 [ SIGHS ] 407 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,495 HOW DO YOU GET CRAB OFF A POLAR BEAR? 408 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,431 [ GRUNTS ] HELLO? 409 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,499 CALL ENDED? [ Line ringing ] 410 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,168 WHAT? SHE BLOCKED ME? 411 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,004 CAN THEY EVEN DO THAT? -GRIZZ, COME HERE. 412 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,406 THE INTERNET SAYS THAT IF WE DON'T GET THIS TREATED, 413 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,508 IT COULD BE ALL SWELLY AND INFECTED. 414 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,510 THERE MIGHT EVEN BE PUS INVOLVED. 415 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,946 IS THAT A PHOTO? 416 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,680 -NO, WHY?! -AW, GEEZ, NO! 417 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,015 WE CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN. 418 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,783 WE GOT TO TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL OURSELVES. 419 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,186 YEAH, YEAH, WE'LL LEAVE RIGHT NOW. YOU READY, BUDDY? 420 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,021 [ SHING! ] Together: NO! 421 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,756 OKAY, WE'RE LEAVING! LET'S GO, LET'S GO! 422 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,558 -OH, MAN. -WE'LL FIX IT LATER. 423 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,026 RIGHT, RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 424 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:58,131 ** 425 00:14:58,165 --> 00:14:59,366 [ GRUNTS ] 426 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,934 I GOT IT. 427 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,403 OKAY, LET'S GO. [ PANTING ] 428 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:07,207 ** 429 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,376 FULL. 430 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,445 NO. 431 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,447 [ WHAP! ] 432 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,751 OKAY, NOW WHERE ARE WE? 433 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,254 WHICH TRAIN GOES TO THE HOSPITAL? 434 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,223 THE RED ONE? 435 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,557 MM. 436 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,095 [ WHIRRING ] 437 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,763 [ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ] 438 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,901 AH. 439 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,736 Grizz: THERE IT IS -- OKAY, LET'S MOVE. 440 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:40,407 [ PANTING ] OKAY, HURRY. WE GOT TO TRANSFER ON THE GREEN LINE. 441 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,175 HUH? [ SCREAMS ] 442 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,111 PANDA, HOLD ON. 443 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,312 [ GRUNTING ] 444 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,514 GRIZZ, THE TRAIN'S LEAVING. 445 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,183 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 446 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,254 -OH! -NO, WAIT, DON'T LEAVE. NO! 447 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,089 CRAB AND BEAR! 448 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,258 UGH, NOW WHAT? 449 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,659 [ CHIME ] 450 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,961 OH, WE HAVE TO WAIT 40 MINUTES? 451 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,364 WHO KNOWS HOW LONG THAT'LL BE. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 452 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,833 Panda: I THINK THIS CAN HELP US. IT'S A RIDE SHARE APP. 453 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,301 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS REQUEST A RIDE 454 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,670 AND SOMEONE WILL PICK US UP AT OUR CURRENT LOCATION. 455 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,439 SWEET. SOMEONE'S ON THEIR WAY. 456 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,941 -WOW, THAT WAS EASY. -YEAH, MAN, IT'S THE FUTURE. 457 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,210 [ SNAP! ] TO THE STAIRS. 458 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,049 IT SAYS THAT HE'S DRIVING A BLACK FOUR-DOOR. 459 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,783 THERE IT IS. 460 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:28,155 TAKE US TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL, SIR. 461 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,457 THERE THERE, BUDDY. 462 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,025 EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT 463 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:35,495 THANKS TO THESE TWO AWESOME BROTHERS YOU HAVE. 464 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,897 [ SIGHS ] 465 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:41,000 HEY, MAN. SEAT BELT ON, BUDDY. 466 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:44,003 UM, SIR, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD MOVE A LITTLE FASTER? 467 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,905 YEAH, WE'RE IN SORT OF A RUSH. 468 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,708 [ CHUCKLES ] NO PROBLEM. HERE'S SOME OPEN LANES. 469 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,843 [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ BEARS YELLING ] 470 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,146 HEY, YOU GUYS LIKE MUSIC? YEE-HAW. 471 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,849 * JUST SOME GOOD OL' BOYS IN A BIG OL' TRUCK * 472 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,818 * DOWN IN ALABAMA, DOWN ON OUR LUCK * 473 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,720 HOW DID THIS GUY GET HIS LICENSE?! 474 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,055 * WELL, I LOVE MY TRUCK 475 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,856 YOU'RE DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD. 476 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,493 NO, I'M NOT. THIS IS A CARPOOL LANE. 477 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,928 STOP THE CAR, YOU CRAZY LOON! 478 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,531 [ TIRES SCREECH ] GO, GO, GO, GO! 479 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,066 UH, STOP, STOP. 480 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,501 [ STAMMERING ] LEFT, LEFT. 481 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,668 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 482 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,171 HEY, BEARS, WHERE YA GOING?. 483 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,407 [ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ] 484 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,275 HOW MUCH FARTHER? 485 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:25,678 THE CLOSEST HOSPITAL IS STILL 15 BLOCKS AWAY. 486 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,747 [ GROANS ] WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT. 487 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,682 HM. OKAY, WAIT HERE. 488 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,518 [ GROANS ] 489 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,887 HUH? OOH. 490 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,156 HUH? 491 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,792 ALL RIGHT, PANDA, YOU GOT TO NAVIGATE US. 492 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,562 WHICH WAY DO WE GO? -OH, UM, UH, GO RIGHT. 493 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,264 NO, OH, NO, WAIT, LEFT. 494 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,598 LEFT? [ GROANS ] 495 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,734 LOOK OUT. SORRY. 496 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,270 [ GRUNTING ] 497 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,340 [ CHOMPS ] 498 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,943 [ SNAP! ] HEY! 499 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,380 [ SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! ] 500 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,949 OKAY, WE'RE GETTING CLOSE. UM, TURN LEFT HERE! 501 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,752 [ SNAP! ] 502 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,355 NOT MUCH FARTHER NOW. YOU'LL BE GOOD IN -- HUH? 503 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,658 GRIZZ, GRIZZ, STOP -- WE LOST HIM. 504 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,826 OH! OH, SORRY, BRO. [ SCREAMS ] 505 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,030 FASTER. WE'RE GONNA LOSE HIM. 506 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,401 [ BRAKES SQUEAL ] [ PANDA SCREAMS ] 507 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,737 PANDA! I GOT YOU, MAN. 508 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,639 [ GROANS ] 509 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:29,576 HEY, CHECK IT OUT -- PLASTIC WRAP. 510 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,411 HUH? 511 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,181 BROTHER! THANK GOODNESS -- [ BOTH YELL ] 512 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,250 SAUCY CRABOO? WHAT THE -- WHERE'S OUR BROTHER? 513 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,419 WHERE DID HE GO? 514 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,521 HELLO? 515 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,423 BROTHER? 516 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,757 BRO? 517 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,459 LITTLE BROTHER. 518 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,995 WHERE ARE YOU? 519 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,432 [ TWANGY MUSIC PLAYING ] 520 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,734 HELLO. 521 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,172 [ SIGHS ] MAN, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 522 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,208 IT'S LIKE HE JUST TOOK OFF OR SOMETHING. 523 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,176 WHY WOULD HE LEAVE US? WE WERE HELPING. 524 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,777 DOESN'T HE WANT OUR HELP? 525 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,947 HEY, YOU -- YOU WERE THE LAST ONE TO SEE OUR BROTHER. 526 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,148 WHERE DID HE GO? 527 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,618 [ SNAP! SNAP! ] [ SCREAMS ] 528 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,720 WHOA. 529 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,822 MAYBE SOMEONE IN THERE WILL KNOW. 530 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,691 [ MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 531 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,297 [ Eastern European accent ] WELCOME. 532 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:28,535 I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU, GRIZZLY AND PANDA. 533 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:32,339 HUH? SHE KNOWS OUR NAMES. 534 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,141 SO, HOW CAN I BE OF ASSISTANCE? 535 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,043 WELL, MADAME, OUR BROTHER IS LOST, 536 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,978 AND THIS LITTLE GUY WAS THE LAST ONE TO SEE HIM. 537 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,715 AH, YES, YOU WISH FOR ME TO SEE THE CRAB'S MIND, EH? 538 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,317 THIS I CAN DO. 539 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,518 UH, OKAY. 540 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,488 PLACE THE CRUSTACEAN BEFORE US ON CRYSTAL BALL. 541 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,822 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 542 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,492 MM. [ BLOWS ] 543 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,827 [ COUGHS ] 544 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,029 IT SMELLS LIKE RAMEN POWDER. 545 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,165 NOW, GIVE ME YOUR HANDS. 546 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,235 SPIRITS, CONNECT ME TO THIS CRAB. 547 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:05,672 LET ME BE ONE WITH THIS CREATURE. 548 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:09,008 AH, YES. I SEE MANY THINGS. 549 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,843 I SEE SOMETHING WHITE. 550 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,945 HE'S COVERED IN FUR. 551 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,915 BEADY EYES -- DOESN'T SAY MUCH. 552 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,351 THAT'S HIM. CAN YOU SEE WHERE HE IS? 553 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,586 HE'S AT A PIER. 554 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,254 HE'S SCARED AND CONFUSED. 555 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,390 LOOKS LIKE HE'S WALKING TOWARD A BOAT. 556 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,925 WHAT? A BOAT? W-WHERE'S HE GOING? 557 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,695 BACK TO THE PLACE WHERE IT ALL STARTED -- 558 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,698 BACK TO HIS WIFE, GUADALUPE. 559 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,033 [ GASPS ] WAIT, WHO? 560 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,703 HE'S NOT A WHITE-HAIRED DIVORCED MAN NAMED ESTEBAN? 561 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,870 ESTEBAN? 562 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,205 [ SCOFFS ] NO, LADY. 563 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,940 HE'S A BEAR WHO ENJOYS HIS REFRIGERATOR 564 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,375 AND COOKING FINE CUISINE. 565 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,811 MM, I DON'T THINK SO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M READING. 566 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,746 WHAT? WELL, I DO THINK SO LADY. 567 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,616 HE'S OUR LITTLE BROTHER. WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM. 568 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,284 THEN WHY DID YOU LOSE HIM? 569 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,786 MAYBE YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD BROTHERS. 570 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,388 WHAT?! YOU'RE OUT OF LINE, LADY. 571 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,824 AND THIS WHOLE THING SEEMS PRETTY SHADY TO ME. 572 00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,059 MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A REAL PSYCHIC. 573 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,227 WHAT? HOW DARE YOU? 574 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,895 THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL CROW. 575 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,731 AND YOUR CRYSTAL BALL IS REALLY A SNOW GLOBE. NO! 576 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,499 -OKAY, WHAT AM I THINKING? -THAT'S A REAL CRYSTAL BALL. 577 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,435 YOU CAN'T TELL ME BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW. 578 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,069 YOU'RE A BIG FAKER. I THINK YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 579 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,571 BETWEEN CRYSTAL BALL AND A SNOW GLOBE. 580 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,441 [ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ] 581 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,821 AHA! I KNOW WHERE HE IS. 582 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,289 COME ON, PAN, LET'S BOUNCE. 583 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:33,593 WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, BROTHER. 584 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,194 [ SNAP! ] 585 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:38,565 CAPTAIN CRABOO IS COMING WITH US. 586 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,369 -WE'RE ABOUT TO CLOSE. -THANK YOU. 587 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,936 [ PANTING ] 588 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,038 LOOK, THERE HE IS. 589 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,975 HE LOOKS SO PEACEFUL. 590 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,843 -LET'S GO GET HIM. -WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 591 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,612 HANG ON. LET HIM BE. 592 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,046 HE'S HAD A LONG DAY. 593 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,291 [ SIGHS ] 594 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,493 COMFY? 595 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:09,796 OKAY, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE, JUST GIVE ME A HOLLER. 596 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,064 OH, AND LOOK WHO CAME TO SAY HI. 597 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:15,468 IT'S STYLISH CRABOO WITH A BRAND-NEW LOOK. 598 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,036 UH... 599 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:19,539 I GUESS YOU GUYS COULD JUST BOND ANOTHER TIME. 600 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,641 LET ME TURN ON YOUR FAVORITE TELLY SHOW. 601 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,710 [ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] THERE YOU GO, BUD. 602 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:28,147 WELL, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE, PLEASE LET US KNOW. 603 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,016 SORRY, ONE LAST THING. 604 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,984 [ GRUNTING ] 605 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,421 GOT IT -- PUDDING POP. 606 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:37,690 OKAY, BYE. 607 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:41,728 [ SIGHS ] 608 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:44,296 ICE BEAR IS GOOD. 609 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:52,204 ** 610 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,514 DONE. 611 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,715 -DONE. -DONE. 612 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:05,485 ** 41501

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