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* DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA,
BA-DA-BA-DA-BA *
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* DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA
LET'S GO!
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* WE'LL BE THERE
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* A WINK AND A SMILE
AND A GREAT OLD TIME *
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* YEAH, WE'LL BE THERE
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* WHEREVER WE ARE,
THERE'S SOME FUN TO BE FOUND *
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* WE'LL BE THERE
WHEN YOU TURN THAT CORNER *
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* WE'LL JUMP OUT THE BUSH
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* WITH A BIG BEAR HUG
AND A SMILE *
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* WE'LL BE THERE
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**
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[ BUZZING ]
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[ SNEEZES ]
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[ SNEEZES ]
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UH, ONE PEPPERONI AND...
A SPRING BLOSSOM.
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Man: DO YOU WANT
ANYTHING TO DRINK?
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UM, DO YOU HAVE
ANYTHING ORANGE?
HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SO...
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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HUH?
WHAT DO I THINK, WHAT?
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MY THING HERE.
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I'VE GOT THIS GREAT PLAN
TO CHANGE MY IMAGE
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TO LOOK COOLER, MAN.
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JUST GONNA LEAN AGAINST
EVERYTHING I SEE.
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HMM. LEANING AGAINST THINGS
MAKE YOU LOOK COOL, HUH?
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HOW DO I LOOK?
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EH, I DON'T THINK
IT'S QUITE WORKING FOR YOU.
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MAYBE YOU'RE TOO...
CUTE?
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WHAT!?
I'M NOT CUTE!?
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HEY, MAN,
IT'S OKAY TO BE CUTE.
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EVERYONE'S GOT
THEIR THING.
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MY THING IS
BEING COOL. HMPH.
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AND YOU, YOU'RE CUTE.
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AND HE --
HE'S, UM...WHATEVER.
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SIR,
YOUR ORDER'S READY.
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OOH!
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BUT, GRIZZ, I DON'T WANT THAT
TO BE MY THING.
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AW, MAN,
FORGET ABOUT IT. JUST EAT.
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MMM, MMM.
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[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
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OH, EXCUSE ME.
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OH, MAN.
[ SNIFFLES ]
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I GUESS
IT'S ALLERGY SEASON.
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DUDE, THAT WAS
THE CUTEST SNEEZE EVER.
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STOP SAYING THAT I'M CUTE!
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[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
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OH, BLESS YOU.
THAT WAS
SUCH A CUTE SNEEZE.
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[ GROANS,
BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
PANDA SNEEZE -- CUTE!
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[ GRUMBLES ]
I'M NOT CUTE.
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BRO, YOUR SNEEZE WAS
STRAIGHT UP ADORABLE.
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STOP!
I'M NOT CUTE!
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YOU THINK
THAT WAS CUTE?
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OH, COME ON, MAN!
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I'M NOT CUTE!
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[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
[ SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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THAT WAS ADORABLE.
Man #1:
LET ME SEE! LET ME SEE!
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Woman #1: OH, MAN,
THAT'S THE CUTEST THING EVER.
Man #2: OH, MY GOSH.
DID YOU SEE HOW CUTE THAT WAS?
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Woman #2: UM, YES, I JUST SAW
HOW CUTE THAT WAS.
AAH...AAH...
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AAH!
I'M NOT CUTE!
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WHERE YOU GOING, MAN?
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES,
WHIRRING ]
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[ CLANG!, WHIRRING STOPS ]
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[ GROANS ]
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[ SNIFFLES ]
I HATE ALLERGIES.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
AHH...
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[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
Grizzly: WHAT?
THIS CAN'T BE.
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OH, MY!
[ GASPS ]
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PAN! PANDA!
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PANDA, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!
OH, SORRY, DUDE.
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PANDA, T-THE ACHOO!
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THE SNEEZE,
THEY FILMED IT!
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Panda: HUH?
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[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
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IT'S HUGE!
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IT'S TRENDING
ALL OVER THE INTERNET!
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PEOPLE THINK
YOU'RE THE CUTEST THING EVER.
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ICE BEAR IS
PROUD OF YOU.
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BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE THE
CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE KNOWN
FOR THIS.
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THIS ISN'T WHO I AM.
THI-- WH-- HUH?
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UH, YEAH,
OF COURSE PANDA
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WILL COME TAKE PHOTOS
AND SIGN AUTOGRAPHS!
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OKAY, THANKS!
BYE!
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
WHOO-HOO!
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PANDA,
YOU'RE GONNA BE
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THE MOST FAMOUS,
CUTEST BEAR EVER!
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[ WHIFFLING! ]
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[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
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[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
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[ FLASH CLICKS ]
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[ PANTING ]
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EXCUSE ME, UH,
SIR, THERE'S --
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Nom Nom: UHP, WAIT.
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ALMOST...
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THERE IT IS!
[ LAUGHS ]
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OH, I'M SO GOOD.
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BRAVO, NOM NOM.
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SIR, UH,
S-SOMETHING'S --
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IT'S ALL ABOUT
THE SUBTLETY.
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YOU CAN'T JUST THROW THE CUTE
INTO PEOPLE'S FACES.
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SIR, SOMETHING'S
TRENDING.
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WHAT ARE YOU
GOING ON ABOUT?
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IT'S THE TOP VIDEO
TODAY, SIR.
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THE VIEWS ARE
OFF THE CHARTS.
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I DIDN'T RELEASE
A NEW VIDEO TODAY.
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YOU DIDN'T, SIR.
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[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
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[ BOTH GASP ]
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HE'S GOOD.
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[ Chuckling ]
PLEASE!
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THIS IS JUST A FAD.
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BY TOMORROW,
THIS THING WILL BE
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ANOTHER LAME PIECE
OF INTERNET OBSCURITY.
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IT BETTER BE.
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
AND CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
I'M TOM.
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AND I'M KATE.
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NOW, WHO LIKES
CUTE ANIMALS?
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OH, I DO, TOM.
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WELL, OF COURSE.
WE ALL DO.
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ADORABLE ANIMALS ARE
TAKING OVER THE INTERNET,
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AND WE HAVE TWO OF THEM
WITH US HERE TODAY!
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PLEASE WELCOME
OUR GUESTS,
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NOM NOM THE KOALA,
AND PANDA THE PANDA.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AWW, THANK YOU, GUYS.
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THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE.
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Smile!
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FIRST UP,
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE START
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WITH THE SNEEZE HEARD
AROUND THE WORLD.
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[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
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All: AWWWW!
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DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO HUG HIM?
[ LAUGHS ]
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ALL I DO IS HUG
THAT GORGEOUS BEAR!
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WELL, UH, I'VE GOT
AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
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EVERYONE'S BEEN ASKING,
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"HEY, NOM NOM, WHEN'S
YOUR NEW VIDEO COMING OUT?"
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WELL, THE ANSWER IS
RIGHT NOW.
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OH! OKAY, LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT NOM NOM'S NEWEST VIDEO.
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[ SNEEZES ]
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[ GIGGLES ]
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Stop recording, you --
Man: OH, SORRY.
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HUH.
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HEY, NOM NOM'S
TOTALLY COPYING PANDA'S VIDEO!
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[ BOOING ]
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CHILL, PEOPLE!
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I DIDN'T --
I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING!
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WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING
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THE ANNUAL CUTE-OFF IS
AROUND THE CORNER.
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CUTE-OFF?
THAT'S RIGHT.
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TWO ANIMALS ENTER,
AND ONE LEAVES WITH THE TITLE
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OF THE CUTEST ANIMAL
ON THE WEB!
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
WE HAVE OUR TWO CONTESTANTS
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FOR THE ANNUAL CUTE-OFF.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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YOU HEARD IT HERE
FIRST, FOLKS.
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IT'S TIME TO TAKE A COMMERCIAL
BREAK. DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
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[ GROANS ] I DON'T WANT TO BE
IN A CUTE COMPETITION.
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THIS WHOLE THING IS GETTING
WORSE AND WORSE.
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YOU'LL GET USE TO IT.
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BUT I DON'T WANT
TO GET USED TO IT.
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I DON'T WANT
ANY OF THIS.
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HONESTLY, I WISH
I NEVER SNEEZED AT ALL.
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REALLY?
HMM...
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I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU JOIN ME IN MY LIMO
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FOR SOME REFRESHMENTS
AFTER THE SHOW?
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UM, OKAY.
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[ CAR DOORS SHUT ]
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I'M GONNA CUT TO THE CHASE
WITH YOU, PANDA.
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WE WANT
DIFFERENT THINGS.
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I WANT TO BE
NUMBER ONE AGAIN.
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YOU WANT
OUT OF THE CUTE GAME,
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AND BACK TO YOUR
COOL-GUY LIFE, YES?
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YEAH, EXACTLY.
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YEAH, SO, HOW DO WE
SOLVE THIS DILEMMA?
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UM...I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU LET ME WIN.
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IF YOU THROW THIS FIGHT
AND LOSE,
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EVERYTHING WILL
GO BACK TO NORMAL.
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FINALLY, THIS NIGHTMARE WILL
BE OVER FOR BOTH OF US.
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HMM, YOU REALLY THINK
THAT COULD WORK?
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OH, YEAH, IT'LL WORK.
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JUST REMEMBER THE PLAN --
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I'LL BE CUTE,
AND YOU'LL BE...WHAT?
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COOL?
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EXACTLY!
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DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
YEAH!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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NOM NOM SWAG! GET
YOUR NOM NOM SWAG RIGHT NOW!
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PANDA MERCH!
GUYS, COME OVER
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AND SUPPORT
THE CUTEST BEAR AROUND.
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FRONT ROW!
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I'M GLAD WE LINED UP
THREE HOURS EARLY.
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DUDE, OUR LITTLE PANDA'S GONNA
BE OUT THERE ALL ON HIS OWN.
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I MEAN, IS THIS
WHAT MOTHERS FEEL LIKE?
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THERE'S A LOT
OF PEOPLE HERE?
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OH, I HOPE
HE'S NOT NERVOUS.
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[ CHEERING ]
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WELCOME, EVERYONE,
TO THE NATIONAL CUTE-OFF!
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IT'S STARTING! IT'S STARTING!
IT'S STARTING! SHH, SHH!
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WHOEVER FILLS UP
THEIR CUTE-O-METER FIRST
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WILL BE CROWNED
THE CUTEST ANIMAL IN EXISTENCE,
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AND WE'LL BE THROWING IN
A SHINY TROPHY TO BOOT!
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NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
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LET'S WELCOME THE KING
OF THE INTERNET, NOM NOM!
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[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING
AND UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYS ]
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* GONNA DANCE ALL DAY
AND HAVE SOME FUN *
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* HERE WE GO,
LET'S HANG SOME MORE *
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NOM NOM'S ALREADY
OFF TO A GREAT START,
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BUT IT MIGHT TAKE
MORE THAN THAT
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TO DEFEAT THE UPCOMING
SNEEZY SENSATION, PANDA!
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[ HIP HOP PLAYS ]
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[ Rapping ]
* YEAH, HERE IT COMES
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* UH, SO REAL
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* SO FRESH
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[ SILENCE ]
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WHOO-HOO!
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[ BEATBOXING ]
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[ Rapping ]
* MY NAME IS PANDA
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* I AM A PANDA
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* I'M A PANDA...BEAR
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[ SILENCE ]
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[ PERSON COUGHS ]
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[ CHIME! ]
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Marie: WELL, OKAY,
PANDA'S STARTING OFF
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WITH SOMETHING
A LITTLE UNCONVENTIONAL.
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I GUESS YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT
PEOPLE FIND CUTE THESE DAYS.
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* HERE WE GO,
LET'S HANG SOME MORE *
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[ CHEERING ]
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[ CHIME! ]
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[ GASPS ]
232
00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:10,991
[ CHEERING ]
233
00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,526
HUH?
234
00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,694
[ CHUCKLES ]
235
00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,129
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
236
00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,531
WHY AREN'T YOU DOING
YOUR CUTE THING?
237
00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:20,400
I DON'T WANT TO BE CUTE,
I WANT TO BE COOL LIKE YOU.
238
00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:23,136
LISTEN, MAN, CUTE IS
WHAT MAKES YOU COOL.
239
00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,905
THAT'S WHY ALL THESE PEOPLE
CAME TO SEE YOU.
240
00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,473
DO YOU REALLY THINK
I'M COOL?
241
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,142
MAN, YOU GOT FAMOUS
ON THE INTERNET.
242
00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,310
YOU GOT ON A TALK SHOW.
243
00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,645
YOU ARE THE COOLEST!
244
00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,413
ICE BEAR THINKS
YOU'RE PRECIOUS.
245
00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:34,648
AWW!
246
00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,916
THANKS YOU, GUYS.
247
00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:36,850
[ SNIFFS ]
248
00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,018
[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
249
00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:41,154
[ ALL GASPING ]
250
00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,256
[ SNIFFLES ]
251
00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:47,260
[ CHEERING AND
CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]
252
00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:50,998
[ CHIME! ]
253
00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,165
Marie: HE'S DONE IT!
254
00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,767
HE'S WON OVER THE AUDIENCE!
255
00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:57,137
COULD THIS BE THE TURNING POINT
FOR OUR SNIFFILY SUPERMAN?
256
00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,575
* I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING
LIKE A BIG MAN *
257
00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,843
[ CHEERING ]
258
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,679
* WALKIN' IN LIKE YOU STEP
OFF THE BOTTOM *
259
00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,180
[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE,
CHEERING ]
260
00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,716
[ CHIME! ]
261
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,087
* SO, STAND ASIDE AND FACE IT
262
00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:17,090
* 'CAUSE I GOT MAD GAME, GONNA
SQUASH YOU IN A BURNING FLAME *
263
00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,191
[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
264
00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,693
* STEP OFF OF YA
265
00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,428
* STEP OFF, FOOL
YEE!
266
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:22,529
* STEP OFF OF YA
267
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,731
AAH!
[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
268
00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,532
[ CHIME! ]
269
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,701
* YOU AIN'T NOTHING,
YOU AIN'T COOL *
[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE, CHIME! ]
270
00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,536
* AND I'M GONNA CRUSH
YOUR BUSINESS *
271
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,038
* 'CAUSE I'M OLD-SCHOOL
272
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,406
* STEP OFF OF YA
WATER!
273
00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,208
* STEP OFF, FOOL
[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
274
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,810
* STEP OFF OF YA
275
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:39,246
* STEP OFF, FOOL
[ GROWLS ]
YOU BIG DUMMY!
276
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,714
YOU HAD ONE JOB TO DO!
277
00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,750
YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO LOSE!
278
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,051
LOOOSE!
279
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,518
[ FWOOP! ]
280
00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,724
[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
281
00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:51,725
[ CHEERING ]
282
00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,961
[ CHIME! ]
283
00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,462
[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
284
00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:56,897
[ BABY PANDA SNEEZE ]
285
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,132
[ SNEEZING NORMALLY ]
286
00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,834
[ CHEERS DIE DOWN ]
287
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,102
OH, NO!
288
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,671
ACHOO-CHOO!!
289
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,272
HUA-ACHOO-BLBLBL!!
290
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,339
EW, NOT CUTE.
291
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,341
BLBL-ACHOO-CHOO!!
OH, NO.
292
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,177
BLAAK!! BLBLBLUGH!!
293
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,079
BLAAAAK, BLBLBLBL!!
294
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,281
YEHOO!! YEHOO!!
ACHOO!!
295
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,250
UH, YOU GUYS
AREN'T CUTE AT ALL.
296
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,618
I'M OUT OF HERE.
NO, WAIT!
297
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,921
I'M STILL CUTE!
LOOK! LOOK! I CAN SNEEZE, TOO!
298
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,255
HEY, WATCH!
ACHOO!
299
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,957
HUH?!
CLAP FOR ME SO I CAN WIN!
300
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:24,925
CLAP FOR ME!
[ SINGLE CLAP ]
301
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:25,926
OH, HE CLAPPED!
302
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:26,960
HE CLAPPED! I WIN!
303
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:27,861
[ LAUGHS CRAZILY ]
304
00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:28,962
[ WHIRRING ]
305
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,330
I AM THE CUTEST!
306
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,765
[ GROANS ]
307
00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:34,201
THERE HE IS.
THERE'S OUR CUTE, LITTLE PAN
PAN.
308
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,368
YOU DID GOOD, BRO.
309
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,770
[ SNIFFLES ]
THANKS, MAN.
310
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,106
ICE BEAR IS STILL PROUD OF YOU.
PROUD BEAR.
311
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,974
LET'S GO HOME.
[ SIGHS ]
312
00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,143
HEY, COOL LEAN, BRO!
313
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,212
YES, YES, IT'S ALL MINE.
314
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,114
AAH! GET AWAY!
YES, IT'S MINE!
315
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,149
I WON IT! IT'S MINE!
IT'S MINE, YEAH!
316
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,951
YEAH, YOU BETTER LEAVE!
317
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,152
OH, SHH, THERE, THERE.
318
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,688
I WON'T LET ANYONE TAKE YOU.
319
00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,356
[ WHIRRING ]
WHAT THE?!
320
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,557
WHO'S THERE?!
321
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,126
HUH?!
322
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,794
BACK AGAIN,
YOU LOSER BEAR?
323
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,730
YOU CAN'T HAVE MY TROPHY!
IT'S MINE!
324
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,297
[ WHIRRING ]
[ WHIMPERING ]
325
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,632
YAAAH!!
326
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,200
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!
PUT ME DOWN!
327
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,635
OH, MY TROPHY!
WHY?!
328
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,004
[ Robotic ]
CUTEST!
NO, STOP!
329
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,305
AAH!!
330
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,606
AAAAAAH!!
331
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,281
**
332
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,660
* DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA,
BA-DA-BA-DA-BA *
333
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,162
* DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA
LET'S GO!
334
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,864
* WE'LL BE THERE
335
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,532
* A WINK AND A SMILE
AND A GREAT OLD TIME *
336
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,735
* YEAH, WE'LL BE THERE
337
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,837
* WHEREVER WE ARE,
THERE'S SOME FUN TO BE FOUND *
338
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,173
* WE'LL BE THERE
WHEN YOU TURN THAT CORNER *
339
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,507
* WE'LL JUMP OUT THE BUSH
340
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,209
* WITH A BIG BEAR HUG
AND A SMILE *
341
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,811
* WE'LL BE THERE
342
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,951
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
343
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,491
[ HUMMING ]
344
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:10,764
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
345
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,136
[ SIGHS ]
346
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,471
[ SLURPS ]
347
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,710
OOP, HEY,
SORRY, DON'T MIND ME.
348
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,045
I'LL ONLY BE IN HERE
FOR A SECOND.
349
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,881
COULD HAVE SWORN I STILL
HAD SOME ICE CREAM POPS.
350
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,550
NOT THE FRENCH VANILLA.
I WANT THE VANILLA --
351
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,885
HEY, YOU FOUND IT.
352
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,720
DO YOU HAVE ANY
GREEN TEA ONES DOWN THERE?
353
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,589
GUYS, GUYS?
AHA! THERE YOU ARE.
354
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,725
[ GRUNTS ]
PANDA, YOU'RE VERY BOUNCY.
355
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,460
OH, THANK YOU.
[ GRUNTS ]
356
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,229
YOU GUYS
ARE GONNA BE SO EXCITED.
357
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,098
[ GRUNTS ]
I GOT US...A NEW PET.
358
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,333
[ GROANS ]
WHAT?
359
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,635
IS IT A CAT?
-NOPE, GUESS AGAIN.
360
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,470
-AHEM, AHEM.
-OH, A PUPPY?
361
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,340
NO, IT'S A CRAB.
362
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,942
OH, MY GOSH,
WHERE DID YOU GET HIM?
363
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,910
HE WAS ON SALE
AT THE SUPERMARKET.
364
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,178
ONLY $3.99 A POUND.
365
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,447
[ CHUCKLES ]
HE'S SO CUTE!
366
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,582
HE'S A GOOD,
LITTLE CRABBIE.
367
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,251
OH, LOOK AT HIS
LITTLE FACE.
368
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,019
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE NAME CAPTAIN CRABOO?
369
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,788
WAIT, DUDE,
DON'T YOU WANT TO MEET HIM?
370
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,693
THE INTERNET SAYS YOU SHOULD PAT
ITS BUTT TO BE FRIENDS.
371
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,295
HERE,
LET ME HELP YOU.
372
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,964
NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
373
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,631
SEE?
GENTLE PATS.
374
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,368
HE NEEDS TO SMELL YOU
SO HE CAN GET USED TO YOUR MUSK.
375
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,872
OH, HE LIKES YOU.
376
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,339
[ SNAP! SNAP! ]
377
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,175
[ GRUNTS ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
378
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,443
[ GROANS ]
379
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,646
YOU OKAY, DUDE?
380
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,349
UM, LET ME GET
THAT FOR Y-- AH!
381
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,285
OH, HE'S GOING.
I GOT YOU.
382
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,520
GET HIM.
HE'S GOING OUT THE DOOR.
383
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,055
OH, MISSED HIM.
384
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,991
YOUR WAY, YOUR WAY.
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
385
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,625
AH, GET A CHAIR.
386
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,460
OW, OW, OW, OW.
-I'LL GO GET SOME TAPE.
387
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,296
[ GROANS ] STAY DOWN.
STAY, STAY.
388
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,498
UH, WE ONLY HAVE
PLASTIC WRAP.
389
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,133
TALK TO ME, DUDE.
390
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,502
[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
391
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,071
FORGET THIS.
I'LL TAKE OFF THE CRAB MYSELF.
392
00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,306
[ SNAP! ]
OW!
393
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,840
OH, YOU SAUCY CRABOO.
394
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,242
DUDE,
I THINK WE NEED HELP.
395
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,011
OKAY, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
396
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,212
HURRY.
397
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,413
[ Line ringing ]
398
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,647
WOMAN:
State your emergency.
399
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,016
YES, WE NEED HELP.
400
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,650
I GOT US A NEW PET,
EXCEPT THE GROCERY STORE GUY
401
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,419
SAID IT WASN'T,
BUT IT WAS A REALLY GOOD DEAL,
402
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,820
SO I BROUGHT IT
TO MY CAVE ANYWAY
403
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,322
AND THEN IT LATCHED
ONTO MY BROTHER
404
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,557
AND HE RAN OUT OF --
-Sir, I need you to calm down.
405
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,159
SORRY.
LET ME START OVER.
406
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,493
[ SIGHS ]
407
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,495
HOW DO YOU GET CRAB
OFF A POLAR BEAR?
408
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,431
[ GRUNTS ]
HELLO?
409
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,499
CALL ENDED?
[ Line ringing ]
410
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,168
WHAT?
SHE BLOCKED ME?
411
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,004
CAN THEY EVEN DO THAT?
-GRIZZ, COME HERE.
412
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,406
THE INTERNET SAYS THAT IF
WE DON'T GET THIS TREATED,
413
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,508
IT COULD BE ALL SWELLY
AND INFECTED.
414
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,510
THERE MIGHT EVEN BE
PUS INVOLVED.
415
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,946
IS THAT A PHOTO?
416
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,680
-NO, WHY?!
-AW, GEEZ, NO!
417
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,015
WE CAN'T LET THIS
HAPPEN.
418
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,783
WE GOT TO TAKE HIM
TO THE HOSPITAL OURSELVES.
419
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,186
YEAH, YEAH,
WE'LL LEAVE RIGHT NOW.
YOU READY, BUDDY?
420
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,021
[ SHING! ]
Together: NO!
421
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,756
OKAY, WE'RE LEAVING!
LET'S GO, LET'S GO!
422
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,558
-OH, MAN.
-WE'LL FIX IT LATER.
423
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,026
RIGHT, RIGHT,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
424
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:58,131
**
425
00:14:58,165 --> 00:14:59,366
[ GRUNTS ]
426
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,934
I GOT IT.
427
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,403
OKAY, LET'S GO.
[ PANTING ]
428
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:07,207
**
429
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,376
FULL.
430
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,445
NO.
431
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,447
[ WHAP! ]
432
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,751
OKAY,
NOW WHERE ARE WE?
433
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,254
WHICH TRAIN GOES
TO THE HOSPITAL?
434
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,223
THE RED ONE?
435
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,557
MM.
436
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,095
[ WHIRRING ]
437
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,763
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
438
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,901
AH.
439
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,736
Grizz: THERE IT IS --
OKAY, LET'S MOVE.
440
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:40,407
[ PANTING ]
OKAY, HURRY. WE GOT TO TRANSFER
ON THE GREEN LINE.
441
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,175
HUH?
[ SCREAMS ]
442
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,111
PANDA, HOLD ON.
443
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,312
[ GRUNTING ]
444
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,514
GRIZZ,
THE TRAIN'S LEAVING.
445
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,183
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
446
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,254
-OH!
-NO, WAIT, DON'T LEAVE. NO!
447
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,089
CRAB AND BEAR!
448
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,258
UGH, NOW WHAT?
449
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,659
[ CHIME ]
450
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,961
OH, WE HAVE TO WAIT
40 MINUTES?
451
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,364
WHO KNOWS HOW LONG THAT'LL BE.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
452
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,833
Panda: I THINK THIS CAN HELP US.
IT'S A RIDE SHARE APP.
453
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,301
ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS REQUEST A RIDE
454
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,670
AND SOMEONE WILL PICK US UP
AT OUR CURRENT LOCATION.
455
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,439
SWEET.
SOMEONE'S ON THEIR WAY.
456
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,941
-WOW, THAT WAS EASY.
-YEAH, MAN, IT'S THE FUTURE.
457
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,210
[ SNAP! ]
TO THE STAIRS.
458
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,049
IT SAYS THAT HE'S DRIVING
A BLACK FOUR-DOOR.
459
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,783
THERE IT IS.
460
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:28,155
TAKE US TO THE NEAREST
HOSPITAL, SIR.
461
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,457
THERE THERE, BUDDY.
462
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,025
EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT
463
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:35,495
THANKS TO THESE TWO AWESOME
BROTHERS YOU HAVE.
464
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,897
[ SIGHS ]
465
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:41,000
HEY, MAN.
SEAT BELT ON, BUDDY.
466
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:44,003
UM, SIR, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
MOVE A LITTLE FASTER?
467
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,905
YEAH,
WE'RE IN SORT OF A RUSH.
468
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,708
[ CHUCKLES ] NO PROBLEM.
HERE'S SOME OPEN LANES.
469
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,843
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ BEARS YELLING ]
470
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,146
HEY, YOU GUYS LIKE MUSIC?
YEE-HAW.
471
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,849
* JUST SOME GOOD OL' BOYS
IN A BIG OL' TRUCK *
472
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,818
* DOWN IN ALABAMA,
DOWN ON OUR LUCK *
473
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,720
HOW DID THIS GUY
GET HIS LICENSE?!
474
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,055
* WELL, I LOVE MY TRUCK
475
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,856
YOU'RE DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE
OF THE ROAD.
476
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,493
NO, I'M NOT.
THIS IS A CARPOOL LANE.
477
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,928
STOP THE CAR,
YOU CRAZY LOON!
478
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,531
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
GO, GO, GO, GO!
479
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,066
UH, STOP, STOP.
480
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,501
[ STAMMERING ]
LEFT, LEFT.
481
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,668
GO, GO, GO,
GO, GO, GO.
482
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,171
HEY, BEARS,
WHERE YA GOING?.
483
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,407
[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
484
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,275
HOW MUCH FARTHER?
485
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:25,678
THE CLOSEST HOSPITAL
IS STILL 15 BLOCKS AWAY.
486
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,747
[ GROANS ]
WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT.
487
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,682
HM.
OKAY, WAIT HERE.
488
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,518
[ GROANS ]
489
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,887
HUH? OOH.
490
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,156
HUH?
491
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,792
ALL RIGHT, PANDA,
YOU GOT TO NAVIGATE US.
492
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,562
WHICH WAY DO WE GO?
-OH, UM, UH, GO RIGHT.
493
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,264
NO, OH, NO, WAIT, LEFT.
494
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,598
LEFT?
[ GROANS ]
495
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,734
LOOK OUT.
SORRY.
496
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,270
[ GRUNTING ]
497
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,340
[ CHOMPS ]
498
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,943
[ SNAP! ]
HEY!
499
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,380
[ SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! ]
500
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,949
OKAY, WE'RE GETTING CLOSE.
UM, TURN LEFT HERE!
501
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,752
[ SNAP! ]
502
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,355
NOT MUCH FARTHER NOW.
YOU'LL BE GOOD IN -- HUH?
503
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,658
GRIZZ, GRIZZ, STOP --
WE LOST HIM.
504
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,826
OH! OH, SORRY, BRO.
[ SCREAMS ]
505
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,030
FASTER.
WE'RE GONNA LOSE HIM.
506
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,401
[ BRAKES SQUEAL ]
[ PANDA SCREAMS ]
507
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,737
PANDA!
I GOT YOU, MAN.
508
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,639
[ GROANS ]
509
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:29,576
HEY, CHECK IT OUT --
PLASTIC WRAP.
510
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,411
HUH?
511
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,181
BROTHER!
THANK GOODNESS --
[ BOTH YELL ]
512
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,250
SAUCY CRABOO?
WHAT THE -- WHERE'S OUR BROTHER?
513
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,419
WHERE DID HE GO?
514
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,521
HELLO?
515
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,423
BROTHER?
516
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,757
BRO?
517
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,459
LITTLE BROTHER.
518
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,995
WHERE ARE YOU?
519
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,432
[ TWANGY MUSIC PLAYING ]
520
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,734
HELLO.
521
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,172
[ SIGHS ]
MAN, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
522
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,208
IT'S LIKE HE JUST TOOK OFF
OR SOMETHING.
523
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,176
WHY WOULD HE LEAVE US?
WE WERE HELPING.
524
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,777
DOESN'T HE WANT
OUR HELP?
525
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,947
HEY, YOU -- YOU WERE THE
LAST ONE TO SEE OUR BROTHER.
526
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,148
WHERE DID HE GO?
527
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,618
[ SNAP! SNAP! ]
[ SCREAMS ]
528
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,720
WHOA.
529
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,822
MAYBE SOMEONE IN THERE
WILL KNOW.
530
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,691
[ MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
531
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,297
[ Eastern European accent ]
WELCOME.
532
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:28,535
I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU,
GRIZZLY AND PANDA.
533
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:32,339
HUH?
SHE KNOWS OUR NAMES.
534
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,141
SO, HOW CAN I BE
OF ASSISTANCE?
535
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,043
WELL, MADAME,
OUR BROTHER IS LOST,
536
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,978
AND THIS LITTLE GUY
WAS THE LAST ONE TO SEE HIM.
537
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,715
AH, YES, YOU WISH FOR ME
TO SEE THE CRAB'S MIND, EH?
538
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,317
THIS I CAN DO.
539
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,518
UH, OKAY.
540
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,488
PLACE THE CRUSTACEAN BEFORE US
ON CRYSTAL BALL.
541
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,822
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
542
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,492
MM.
[ BLOWS ]
543
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,827
[ COUGHS ]
544
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,029
IT SMELLS LIKE RAMEN POWDER.
545
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,165
NOW,
GIVE ME YOUR HANDS.
546
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,235
SPIRITS,
CONNECT ME TO THIS CRAB.
547
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:05,672
LET ME BE ONE
WITH THIS CREATURE.
548
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:09,008
AH, YES.
I SEE MANY THINGS.
549
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,843
I SEE SOMETHING WHITE.
550
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,945
HE'S COVERED IN FUR.
551
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,915
BEADY EYES --
DOESN'T SAY MUCH.
552
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,351
THAT'S HIM.
CAN YOU SEE WHERE HE IS?
553
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,586
HE'S AT A PIER.
554
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,254
HE'S SCARED
AND CONFUSED.
555
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,390
LOOKS LIKE HE'S WALKING
TOWARD A BOAT.
556
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,925
WHAT? A BOAT?
W-WHERE'S HE GOING?
557
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,695
BACK TO THE PLACE
WHERE IT ALL STARTED --
558
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,698
BACK TO HIS WIFE,
GUADALUPE.
559
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,033
[ GASPS ]
WAIT, WHO?
560
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,703
HE'S NOT A WHITE-HAIRED
DIVORCED MAN NAMED ESTEBAN?
561
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,870
ESTEBAN?
562
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,205
[ SCOFFS ] NO, LADY.
563
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,940
HE'S A BEAR WHO ENJOYS
HIS REFRIGERATOR
564
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,375
AND COOKING FINE CUISINE.
565
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,811
MM, I DON'T THINK SO.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M READING.
566
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,746
WHAT?
WELL, I DO THINK SO LADY.
567
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,616
HE'S OUR LITTLE BROTHER.
WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM.
568
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,284
THEN WHY
DID YOU LOSE HIM?
569
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,786
MAYBE YOU GUYS
ARE JUST BAD BROTHERS.
570
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,388
WHAT?!
YOU'RE OUT OF LINE, LADY.
571
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,824
AND THIS WHOLE THING
SEEMS PRETTY SHADY TO ME.
572
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,059
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE
SHE'S NOT A REAL PSYCHIC.
573
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,227
WHAT?
HOW DARE YOU?
574
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,895
THAT'S NOT EVEN
A REAL CROW.
575
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,731
AND YOUR CRYSTAL BALL
IS REALLY A SNOW GLOBE.
NO!
576
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,499
-OKAY, WHAT AM I THINKING?
-THAT'S A REAL CRYSTAL BALL.
577
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,435
YOU CAN'T TELL ME
BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW.
578
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,069
YOU'RE A BIG FAKER.
I THINK YOU DON'T KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE
579
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,571
BETWEEN CRYSTAL BALL
AND A SNOW GLOBE.
580
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,441
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
581
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,821
AHA!
I KNOW WHERE HE IS.
582
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,289
COME ON, PAN,
LET'S BOUNCE.
583
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:33,593
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU,
BROTHER.
584
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,194
[ SNAP! ]
585
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:38,565
CAPTAIN CRABOO
IS COMING WITH US.
586
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,369
-WE'RE ABOUT TO CLOSE.
-THANK YOU.
587
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,936
[ PANTING ]
588
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,038
LOOK, THERE HE IS.
589
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,975
HE LOOKS SO PEACEFUL.
590
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,843
-LET'S GO GET HIM.
-WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
591
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,612
HANG ON.
LET HIM BE.
592
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,046
HE'S HAD A LONG DAY.
593
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,291
[ SIGHS ]
594
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,493
COMFY?
595
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:09,796
OKAY, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE,
JUST GIVE ME A HOLLER.
596
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,064
OH, AND LOOK
WHO CAME TO SAY HI.
597
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:15,468
IT'S STYLISH CRABOO
WITH A BRAND-NEW LOOK.
598
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,036
UH...
599
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:19,539
I GUESS YOU GUYS COULD
JUST BOND ANOTHER TIME.
600
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,641
LET ME TURN ON
YOUR FAVORITE TELLY SHOW.
601
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,710
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
THERE YOU GO, BUD.
602
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:28,147
WELL, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE,
PLEASE LET US KNOW.
603
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,016
SORRY, ONE LAST THING.
604
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,984
[ GRUNTING ]
605
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,421
GOT IT --
PUDDING POP.
606
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:37,690
OKAY, BYE.
607
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:41,728
[ SIGHS ]
608
00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:44,296
ICE BEAR IS GOOD.
609
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:52,204
**
610
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,514
DONE.
611
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,715
-DONE.
-DONE.
612
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:05,485
**
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