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* DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA,
BA-DA-BA-DA-BA *
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* DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA
LET'S GO.
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* WE'LL BE THERE
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* A WINK AND A SMILE
AND A GREAT OLD TIME *
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* YEAH, WE'LL BE THERE
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* WHEREVER WE ARE,
THERE'S FUN TO BE FOUND *
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* WE'LL BE THERE
WHEN YOU TURN THAT CORNER *
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* WHEN YOU JUMP OUT THE BUSH
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* WITH A BIG BEAR SMILE
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* WE'LL BE THERE
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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AW, MAN!
WHEN DO WE GET TO EAT?
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THIS LINE'S
TAKING FOREVER!
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ICE BEAR'S TIRED OF STARING
AT THIS GUY'S BUTT.
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CAN YOU TELL ME HOW MUCH LONGER?
I MAY DIE SOON.
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FROM UP HERE,
I WOULD SAY...
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15 TO 75 MINUTES.
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WHOA!
IS THAT THE RAMEN TACO?
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LUCKY!
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AAH! UGH!
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WOW.
THERE IT IS.
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I WANT
TO EAT MY PHONE NOW.
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I TOLD YOU
WE SHOULD'VE SETTLED
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FOR THE MAC-AND-CHEESE PIZZA
TRUCK.
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NO, PANDA. WHEN IT COMES
TO FOOD, WE NEVER SETTLE.
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OKAY, OKAY!
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WE'RE GOOD,
LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS.
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WE DESERVE
THAT RAMEN TACO!
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MAYBE 10 OF THEM.
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GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD.
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OOOOF!
OOOF!
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Man: ORDER 74!
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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NEXT!
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[ GRIZZLY GRUNTS,
CLEARS THROAT ]
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[ Weakly ]
PLEASE, SIR -- RAMEN TACOS.
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WE'VE WAITED SO LONG.
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SO HUNGRY.
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IS THAT IT?
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NEXT!
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OKAY, BROS,
SMALL BITES.
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SAVOR IT.
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IT HAS SO MANY TEXTURES.
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IT'S SPONGY.
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ICE BEAR
REGRETS EATING THAT.
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DUDE, YOU'RE RIGHT. WHAT'S UP
WITH THIS FOOD? IT'S GROSS.
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WE WAITED FOUR HOURS IN LINE
FOR THIS?
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[ SQUIRREL CHITTERS ]
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HERE YOU GO,
LITTLE GUY.
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UM, GRIZ, LOOK.
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WHOA. CLOSE ONE.
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COME ON.
LET'S GO GET OUR MONEY BACK.
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SORRY, LITTLE GUY.
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UH, YEAH,
I'LL HAVE THE --
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EXCUSE US, FRIEND.
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HI, YES,
UM, WE WEREN'T
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COMPLETELY SATISFIED
WITH OUR MEAL.
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CAN WE
HAVE OUR MONEY BACK?
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YOU GUYS
CAN'T RETURN FOOD.
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THIS IS HALF-EATEN,
ANYWAYS.
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YOU THINK
I'M A CHUMP OR SOMETHING?
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WELL, NO.
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BUT WE JUST THOUGHT
WHAT WE WAITED FOR
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WASN'T REALLY EQUAL
TO THE QUALITY OF FOOD.
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NO OFFENSE.
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OH. SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA
RIP ON MY FOOD?
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GET LOST! NEXT!
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WHAT?
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OH, WE UNDERSTAND!
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YOUR FOOD STINKS!
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NO, I'M NOT DONE
COMPLAINING YET!
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I WILL BE HEARD --
ON THE INTERNET!
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"WORST FOOD EVER" --
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1/4 STAR.
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WHY GIVE 1/4?
THEY HAVE TO LEARN.
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EH, I LIKED
THE AMBIENCE.
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WELL, I'M NOT
PULLING ANY PUNCHES.
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"EAT HERE IF YOU HATE"...
UM, UH...
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"EATING."
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[ CELLPHONE BLOOPS ]
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YEAH.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WORSE --
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SELLING TERRIBLE FOOD
OR THE FACT THAT PEOPLE LIKE IT.
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IT'S A SHAME.
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SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD ANYMORE.
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I GUESS SOME PEOPLE
JUST CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE
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BETWEEN GOOD FOOD AND...
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[ CHOMPS ]
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[ GASPS, SLURPS ]
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...CRAZY-AMAZING FOOD!
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OH, MY GOSH!
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ICE BEAR KNOWS.
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[ SNIFFS ]
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[ CHOMPS ]
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MMM!
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OH, MAN. THIS IS WAY BETTER
THAN THAT RAMEN TACO TRUCK.
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HA! THAT'S IT!
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[ CHOMPS ]
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OKAY, YOU GUYS, THIS IS
GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
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WHAT?
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LET'S START
OUR OWN FOOD TRUCK!
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HMM. THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA,
I GUESS.
MM-HMM.
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IT COULDN'T BE
THAT HARD.
MM-HMM.
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AND OUR FOOD
IS TOTALLY BETTER
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THAN THAT SHADY
TACO TRUCK.
MM-HMM.
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AND WE'LL GET A TON OF CUSTOMERS
AND BE SUPER-RICH!
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YEAH!
YEAH!
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ICE BEAR IS IN.
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YEAH!YEAH!
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[ TRUCK HORN PLAYS
"LA CUCARACHA" ]
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[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHOOOAAAA!
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WHOOOOAAAA!
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YEAH! UH-HUH!
HEY! HEY! HEY!
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WHAT?
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IT'S THE BEEEEAAAR'S
CALZONE!
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YE-E-AH!
* CALZONE IN MY MOUTH
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
ANYWAYS...
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COME AND ENJOY
OUR WONDERFUL CALZONES!
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PLEASE!
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WHOO! HA!
MM-HMM.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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Woman:
YEAH, TWO RAMEN TACOS.
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OKAY, GUYS,
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE A SAMPLE?
CALIFORNIA-SHAPED CALZONE.
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DON'T BE SHY.
IT'S FREE.
UNH-UNH.
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SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO TRY A SAMPLE?
NO, THANKS.
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FREE SAMPLE?
UH...
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PLEASE JUST TRY IT!
I PROMISE YOU'LL LOVE IT!
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I'M SORRY.
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FRESH CALZONES!
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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
OKAY.
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OW.
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H-HEY, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO TRY A CALZONE?
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NO? OKAY.
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WHEW! OHHHH.
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UM...OHH...
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UH...
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OH, HEY,
YOU SHOULD GET A CALZONE!
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OR NOT.
JUST KEEP WALKING.
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THAT'S FINE.
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OH! OW.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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[ GROANING ]
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SAMPLES?
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[ GROANS ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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I DON'T GET IT.
OUR FOOD IS GOOD.
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WHY DO PEOPLE
EAT THAT STUFF?
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HEY, YOU! WHY DON'T YOU
EAT OUR FOOD?! HUH?! WHY?!
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IT'S SO DELICIOUS!
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[ MAN WHIMPERS ]
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WOULD YOU LIKE
TO TRY A SAMPLE?
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LET GO OF ME!
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OKAY.
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GEEZ.
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[ GROANS ]
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THERE, THERE.
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[ SQUIRREL CHITTERS ]
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WHA?WHA?
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A PAYING COSTUMER!
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BUT, GRIZ!
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$500?!
THAT COULD END OUR LIVES!
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OHH! SO TORN!
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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HUH?HUH?
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THANK YOU, SIR.
ONE CALZONE COMING RIGHT UP.
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HERE YOU GO, FRIEND.
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ENJOY!
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WHOO-HOO!
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HA HA! LOOK AT THIS!
WE'RE RICH!
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AAH!
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[ ALL CHITTERING ]
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[ SNORING ]
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MM.
YOU WANT TO TRY A SAMPLE?
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[ SHUFFLING IN DISTANCE ]
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HUH?
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[ MUTTERING ]
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OH!
[ Drowsily ]
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OHAAAAAH!
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HOW DID THESE GUYS
GET THEIR MONEY?
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HEY!
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[ BEEPING ]
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LET'S COOK!
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WHOO-HOO!
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NEXT.
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NEXT!
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NEXT.
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KEEP 'EM COMING! WE GOT
A TON OF ORDERS COMING IN!
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Panda: THANK YOU.
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Grizzly: COME AGAIN.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
THANK YOU, SIR.
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[ LAUGHS ]
OH, YEAH!
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* GET IT,
CALZONE IN MY MOUTH, YEAH *
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* GET IT,
CALZONE IN MY MOUTH, YEAH *
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* GET IT,
CALZONE IN MY MOUTH, YEAH *
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* GET IT, CALZONE
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HERE YOU GO, SIR.
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COME AGAIN!
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OH, MAN!
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TOTALLY OWNED
THOSE OTHER FOOD TRUCKS!
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HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!
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YOU'RE DRIVING AWAY
ALL THE CUSTOMERS!
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[ WOLVES HOWL ]
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UGGGH!
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[ CROWD GASPS ]
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[ ALL GASP ]
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[ ALL GASP ]
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OH, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
'CAUSE OUR CALZONES ARE LEGIT!
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[ BIRD SQUAWKS ]
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HEY!
YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THAT!
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WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA!
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[ POSSUM CHITTERING ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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[ WOLVES BARKING ]
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[ HORNS BLARING,
INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
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FELLOW FOOD TRUCKERS,
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ON BEHALF OF MYSELF
AND MY BROS,
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WE'D LIKE TO SAY...
"OUR BAD."
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THAT FOOD TRUCK
WAS ALL I HAD.
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MY FOOD TRUCK WAS PASSED DOWN
TO ME FOR THREE GENERATIONS.
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I LOST MY FAMILY
IN THE FOOD TRUCK.
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I WILL NEVER
SEE THEM AGAIN.
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OOPS. NEVER MIND.
THERE THEY ARE.
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[ SIGHS ]
ONE LAST PICTURE.
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AAH!
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WAIT! THAT'S IT!
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HEY, I'M NOT DONE
POSTING IT!
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STEP OFF!
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FOLLOW ME, FOOD TRUCKERS!
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TO FREEDOM!
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[ ANIMALS CHITTERING ]
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COME ON, EVERYONE!
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[ BIRD SQUAWKS ]
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WHOA!
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OOF!
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[ ANIMALS GRUMBLING ]
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[ GASPS ]
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[ ALL GROWLING, SNARLING ]
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[ HOOTS ]
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GET BEHIND ME, BROS!
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YOU GUYS UP THERE,
BE COOL.
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WE GOT THIS UNDER CONT--
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WELL,
THAT WAS KIND OF RUDE.
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[ ANIMALS SNARL ]
[ GASPS ]
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPING ]
OH, NO!
THE BATTERY'S DEAD!
249
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,862
DU-- BO-- BAAAAH!
250
00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,503
RUN!
251
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,440
[ WIND RUSHING ]
252
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,210
[ ALL SNIFFING ]
253
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:46,146
[ ALL GAGGING ]
254
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,848
[ ANIMALS WHIMPERING ]
255
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,152
HOORAY!YEAH!
256
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,887
[ ALL SNIFF, GAG ]
257
00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,993
OKAY, THAT'S A FINE
FOR FEEDING THE ANIMALS,
258
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,295
SELLING WITHOUT A PERMIT,
DRIVING AN UNREGISTERED TRUCK,
259
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,630
AND DISTURBING
THE PEACE.
260
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,898
YEAH,
IT'S NOT LIKE
261
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,700
THIS IS THE FIRST TICKET
WE'VE EVER GOTTEN.
262
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,535
THANK YOU,
OFFICER.
263
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:12,472
WELL, AT LEAST
WE TASTE GREAT.
264
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,907
MMM.
265
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:16,009
1/4 STAR!
266
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,995
* DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA,
BA-DA-BA-DA-BA *
267
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,496
* DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA
LET'S GO!
268
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,198
* WE'LL BE THERE
269
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,868
* A WINK AND A SMILE
AND A GREAT, OLD TIME *
270
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,070
* YEAH, WE'LL BE THERE
271
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,172
* WHEREVER WE ARE,
THERE'S FUN TO BE FOUND *
272
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,507
* WE'LL BE THERE
WHEN YOU TURN THAT CORNER *
273
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,541
* WHEN YOU JUMP OUT THE BUSH
274
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,543
* WITH A BIG BEAR SMILE
275
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:51,979
* WE'LL BE THERE
276
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,285
[ CAMERA BEEPS ]
277
00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,519
Chloe: OKAY, HERE IT IS.
278
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,088
THE DATE IS JUNE 24th.
279
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,455
[ GRUNTS ]
280
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:05,525
I'VE FOUND
WHAT I BELIEVE TO BE A CAVE.
281
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,962
OH.
THIS FURNITURE LOOKS HANDMADE.
282
00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:11,064
AW, DANG.
OH. THERE.
283
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,432
NOBODY WILL NOTICE.
284
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,201
HMM. PORRIDGE MAYBE.
285
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,535
[ SLURPS, GAGS ]
286
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,736
YEP, THAT'S PORRIDGE.
287
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,438
OH, HEY, I'VE READ THAT -- OH!
288
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,241
WE WERE ALL FREAKED OUT,
YOU KNOW? I CAN'T REALLY --
[ GASPS ]
289
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,910
HEY, WHAT THE...
MY CHAIR!
290
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,278
MY PORRIDGE! WHO ARE YOU?
HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?
291
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,781
STAY BACK! AAH!
[ THUD ]
292
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,050
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
TURN ON THE LIGHT.
OKAY!
293
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,618
OW!
294
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,453
ALL RIGHT, WE GOT YOU,
YOU LITTLE RASCAL.
295
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,754
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN OUR CAVE?
296
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,489
OH, WOW.
SO, THIS IS YOUR CAVE?
297
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,590
PERFECT!
MIND GAMES, EH?
298
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,226
I KNOW YOUR TYPE.
299
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,795
NOW TELL US WHY YOU WERE FILMING
IN HERE AND TOUCHING OUR --
300
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,663
SO IT'S TRUE
WHAT THE SCIENTISTS SAY --
301
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,598
YOUR CAVITIES ARE ATROCIOUS.
302
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,935
WOULD YOU SAY THAT
YOUR POOR DENTAL HYGIENE
303
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,070
CONTRIBUTES
TO YOUR SURLY NATURE?
304
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,638
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT "SURLY," MEANS,
305
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,106
BUT I'M GONNA PRETEND
IT MEANS "RADICAL."
306
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,407
SO THANK YOU.
307
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,909
BUT THAT WASN'T
THE ANSWER WE NEED.
308
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,912
[ FORK SCREECHING ]
WAH! OH, NO!
309
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,248
SORRY. I CAN'T FIND IT.
IT'S TOO DARK IN HERE.
MAYBE IT'S OVER --
310
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,582
AAH!
OHH! SO BRIGHT!
311
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,817
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO BE COOL WITH YOU
312
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,185
THROWING
OUR MOOD LIGHTING AROUND?
313
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,353
I'M SORRY!
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
314
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,687
MY PAWS ARE SWEATY!
HEY, NOW.
315
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,122
WHAT ARE YOU WRITING THERE?
LET ME SEE.
316
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,423
HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS,
I'D SAY.
317
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,159
YEAH,
THIS IS SUPER-INVASIVE.
318
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,593
ICE BEAR
HAS TOO MANY SECRETS.
319
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,428
IT ISN'T INVASIVE.
REALLY.
320
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,964
I'M DOING RESEARCH
ON LOCAL BEARS.
321
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,598
IT'S AN ASSIGNMENT
FOR MY CLASS.
322
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,267
CLASS FOR WHAT --
KINDERGARTEN?
323
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,602
[ LAUGHS ]
UP TOP.
324
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,271
ACTUALLY,
IT'S A COLLEGE COURSE.
325
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,505
I SKIPPED A COUPLE OF GRADES.
326
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:26,806
SO THE JOKE'S ON YOU.
327
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,309
WELL, THE PROOF...
IS IN THE PUDDING.
328
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,777
WE GOT YOUR BACKPACK.
329
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,045
I'M GONNA MESS
WITH YOUR STUFF
330
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,813
AND GET ANSWERS
AT THE SAME TIME.
331
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,883
OH-HO!
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
332
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,784
[ Muffled ]
I'M EATING YOUR STUFF!
333
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,153
HOW'S IT FEEL?
[ MUNCHES ]
334
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,022
WHOA.
335
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:44,157
AWW. IS THIS YOU?
336
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:45,392
"CHLU..."
Panda: "CHA-LOW-EE."
337
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,894
"CHLOH..."
"CH..."
338
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,795
Ice Bear: ICE BEAR HAS
NEVER SEEN A SMALLER HUMAN.
339
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,497
[ LAUGHS ]
STOP! GIVE ME THAT!
340
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,798
AND SPIT THOSE OUT!
GAH!
341
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,300
YOU'RE NOT EVEN
EATING THEM RIGHT.
342
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,634
HERE YOU GO.
343
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,404
THEY'RE A LITTLE SPICY.
344
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,838
[ GASPS ]
345
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,542
OH, MY GOSH, YOU GUYS.
THESE ARE SO GOOD.
346
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,311
CAN -- CAN WE
HAVE ANOTHER?
347
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,413
SURE!
WHOO!
348
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,848
ACTUALLY, I HAVE
A PROPOSITION FOR YOU GUYS.
349
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,717
WOULD YOU MIND IF I HUNG
AROUND FOR A LITTLE BIT
350
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,319
TO STUDY YOUR BEHAVIOR?
351
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,821
[ Singsongy voice ] I'LL BRING
YOU AS MANY GUMMIES AS YOU WANT.
352
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,689
DEAL!
353
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,494
[ TOOTHBRUSH WHIRRING ]
354
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,762
SHOULD I BE DOING SOMETHING?
355
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:26,266
NOPE. JUST BE NORMAL.
356
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,335
* HEY, HEY, LOOK TO THE SKY
357
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,869
* THE SUN IS BRIGHT
358
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,405
* THERE'S NOT A CLOUD IN VIEW
359
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:36,409
* NOT A CLOUD IN VIEW
360
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,279
* I'M THINKING WE MAKE
THE MOST OF THE SUNSHINE *
361
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,680
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
362
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,216
* "WHAT DO YOU SAY?" SAYS ME
363
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,852
* OOH, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO
364
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,522
* DON'T WANT A PUSH
365
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,758
* NO GLOOM IN THESE STREETS
366
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,727
* I JUST SAW
A GUY WITH PURPLE HAT *
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
367
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:59,699
* AND THE ELEMENTS
WILL BE LIKE A BIND *
368
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,601
* YO, RAIN CLOUD, CHILL
369
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,136
[ BELL DINGS ]
370
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,872
* STAY AWAY
371
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:10,577
* NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR YOUR FLUFF, OKAY? *
372
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,046
* COME BACK IN TWO WEEKS
373
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,949
* OR TWO YEARS OR MAYBE NEVER
[ CUSTOMERS MURMURING ]
374
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:20,453
* 'CAUSE I JUST WANT IT BRIGHT
FOR NOW, FOREVER *
375
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,755
* AHH, WHOO-HOO
376
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:23,923
[ BEARS LAUGHING ]
377
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,959
* DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO
378
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,728
* DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO
379
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:33,800
* DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO,
DOO-DOO *
380
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,503
* DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO
381
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,572
* DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO
382
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:40,940
* DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO,
DOO-DOO *
383
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:44,577
[ THUD! ]
384
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,413
* RAIN CLOUD, CHILL
385
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:50,583
* STAY AWAY FOR A WHILE
386
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,085
HEY, FRIEND. HOW'S IT GOING?
YOU NEED ANYTHING?
387
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,620
ARE YOU ALMOST DONE?
WHEN CAN I SEE?
388
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:54,921
HANG ON.
OH, YEAH.
389
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,289
COOL, COOL, COOL.
YOU GOT IT.
390
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,425
DONE!
391
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,459
DONE!
DONE!DONE!
392
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:00,927
ICE BEAR
BELIEVED IN YOU.
393
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,795
UM, NOW THAT YOU'RE DONE,
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
394
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,498
TO HAVE ANYTHING SPICY FOR US,
WOULD YOU?
395
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:09,636
SPICY? I DON'T THINK I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
396
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,504
BUT YOU -- YOU SAID...
397
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:12,872
THE THING.
398
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,274
JUST KIDDING!
[ BEARS GASP ]
399
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,975
I GOT LOADS!
400
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,310
GO AHEAD!
401
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,845
[ CRUNCHES, SPITS ]
402
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,781
[ CHUCKLES ]
WE WORKED SO HARD FOR THIS.
403
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,516
[ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ]
404
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,285
OH, NO!
THE LAST BUS!
405
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,553
I'VE GOT TO GO!
406
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,122
SORRY FOR DASHING!
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS!
407
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,658
[ BELL DINGS ]
408
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:32,959
WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
409
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,195
NOW TIME
TO ENJOY OUR SPOILS.
410
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,696
HUH? OH, NO.
411
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:39,966
CHLOE'S LAPTOP --
SHE NEEDS THIS.
HMM.
412
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:44,537
WELL...NOW THAT IT'S HERE,
A LITTLE PEEK CAN'T HURT.
413
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,039
HERE IT IS -- THE ASSIGNMENT.
414
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,308
LET'S FULL-SCREEN.
NEXT SLIDE.
415
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,844
"LARGE AND NEEDY BEASTS
OF THE NOR--"
416
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,481
WHA--
UGH.
THAT'S A HORRIBLE PHOTO.
417
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,815
"POWERFUL STENCH"?
418
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,016
IT'S AN ALLURING MUSK!
419
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,585
ICE BEAR
SMELLS LIKE CLEAN BABIES.
420
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,820
WE DON'T MAKE PEOPLE
UNCOMFORTABLE.
421
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,155
[ LAUGHS ]
COOL. IT'S ME.
422
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,324
GRIZZ, MOST OF THIS STUFF
ISN'T VERY NICE.
423
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,592
I MEAN -- WHAT?!
424
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,427
MY DIET
IS MORE BALANCED THAN THAT.
425
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,062
I MEAN,
IT'S JUST MORE LIES!
426
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,198
ICE BEAR
SETTLED THAT OUT OF COURT.
427
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:15,202
WHAT'S THIS? "THE BEAR
WILL DO MOST ANYTHING FOR FOOD."
428
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,736
"ANYTHING FOR FOOD"?
429
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,072
THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE.
430
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,408
[ ALL SPIT ]
431
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,675
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
432
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,611
THIS IS JUST SUCH
A MISREPRESENTATION.
433
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,878
YEAH.
THAT'S NOT US AT ALL.
434
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,281
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
435
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,349
LOOK AT THIS.
436
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,017
"LEFT MY LAPTOP."
437
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,187
"COULD YOU BRING IT
BY THE COLLEGE FOR ME TOMORROW?"
438
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,388
GASPING FACE.
439
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,790
TOMORROW. HUH.
440
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:41,628
[ BOTH LAUGH EVILLY ]
441
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,463
OH, I'LL BRING IT BY
TOMORROW!
442
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,798
"YES," WINKY, WINKY, WINKY.
443
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,134
THIS IS OUR CHANCE, BROS,
444
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,701
TO LET THE PEOPLE KNOW
WHO WE REALLY ARE.
445
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,970
CHLOE WON'T MIND
IF WE MAKE A COUPLE ADJUSTMENTS.
446
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,639
BREAK OUT THE SUGARY DRINKS.
447
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,941
WE HAVE A PROJECT TO WRITE!
448
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,077
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
449
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,546
[ BELL CHIMING ]
450
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,648
[ PANTING ]
451
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,153
GRIZZLY: Chloe.
Hey, psst! Hey, Chloe!
452
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,920
We're over here.
YOU GUYS MADE IT!
453
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,089
OF COURSE! HERE'S YOUR LAPPY,
SAFE AND SOUND.
454
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,891
AWESOME.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
455
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,726
I GOT TO RUN,
BUT I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
456
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,795
LATER, INDEED.
457
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,764
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
458
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,632
IS THERE ANY MORE ROOM
DOWN THERE?
459
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,001
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
Teacher: ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
460
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,236
WE'RE GOING TO START NOW.
461
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,238
WILL OUR FIRST PRESENTER
COME FORWARD?
462
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,073
CHLOE? CHLOE?
463
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,074
HUH? OH, YES.
464
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,910
UH --
OH, EXCUSE ME, UH...
465
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,779
COMING THROUGH.
[ GRUNTS ]
466
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:43,990
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
467
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,492
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
TO YOU ALL
468
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,994
THE TOPIC OF MY REPORT --
BEARS!
469
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,197
I TOOK THE TIME
TO LOCATE AND STUDY
470
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,932
THREE BEAR SPECIMENS OF
THE NORTHERN CALIFORNIA REGION
471
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,768
AND HAVE COMPILED MY FACTS
ON THEM TO SHARE WITH YOU TODAY.
472
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,037
LET'S START WITH THE NEXT SLIDE.
473
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:01,874
Grizzly: YOU THOUGHT
YOU KNEW ABOUT BEARS...
474
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,511
[ BEAR ROARS ]
YOU DON'T!
475
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,280
NOTHING CAN RE-CREATE
THE MAJESTY...
[ ALL GASPING ]
476
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,116
...OF A BEAR
OVERLOOKING HIS REALM.
477
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,485
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MORE OFTEN THAN NOT,
478
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:16,523
BEARS CAN BE FOUND SAVING
THE HUMAN RACE FROM THEMSELVES.
479
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:19,326
BEARS ARE ALSO THE CLEANEST
OF THIS PLANET'S CREATURES.
480
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,894
THEY BATHE AN ASTONISHING
THREE TIMES A MONTH!
481
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:27,166
BEARS HAVE EVOLUTIONIZED TO BE
MASTERS OF ALL KINDS OF COMBAT.
482
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,403
BEARS HAVE MORE THAN EIGHT ABS,
483
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:33,740
WITH NEW ABS
BEING DISCOVERED EVERY DAY.
484
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,976
Panda:
BEARS HAVE LOTS OF FEELINGS,
AND THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING.
485
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,545
Ice Bear: BEARS ARE SMART.
486
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,046
CONGRATULATIONS, BEAR.
487
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,915
Grizzly: IN CONCLUSION,
MAJESTIC, ACTION,
488
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,017
HYGIENE, BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU,
489
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:48,821
FIRE, MAGIC,
SENSITIVITY, COMPETENCE.
490
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,657
[ THUNK! ]
491
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,859
[ MICROPHONE FEEDBACK ]
492
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,328
[ WOLF-WHISTLES ]
493
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:58,698
I, UM -- I PROMISE THAT WA--
IT WASN'T WHAT --
494
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,167
CHLOE, I THINK
IT'S VERY APPARENT TO ME
495
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,902
AND EVERYONE ELSE
IN THIS CLASSROOM
496
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,171
THAT YOU PUT NO ACTUAL RESEARCH
INTO THIS PROJECT.
497
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,073
I REALLY DID DO THE RESEARCH.
I...
498
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:10,176
NOTHING IN YOUR REPORT WAS
BASED ON ANY SCIENTIFIC FACT.
499
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,345
WHY'S SHE SO ANGRY?
THAT WAS ALL TRUE.
500
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,513
PARDON ME, STUDENT.
501
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,181
WHAT DID YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT ABS SLIDE?
502
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,749
VERY COOL AND ACCURATE,
RIGHT?
503
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,452
[ SNICKERS ]
504
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,454
[ SNIFFLES ]
505
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:25,458
I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT
TO ISSUE YOU AN INCOMPLETE.
506
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,527
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
MORE MATURE THAN THIS.
507
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,363
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEAT.
508
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,064
Grizzly: WAIT!
[ STUDENTS GASPING, MURMURING ]
509
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,267
YOUR HONOR, PLEASE,
WE HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
510
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:37,870
WE ARE NOT ACTUALLY THE HANDSOME
RAPSCALLIONS YOU SEE BEFORE YOU.
511
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:41,408
WE ARE, IN FACT...BEAR-- BEA--
512
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,109
[ GRUNTING ]
513
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:47,280
[ Softly ] BEARS.
514
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:48,080
[ ALL GASP ]
515
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,449
WE'RE CHLOE'S FRIENDS,
516
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,384
AND WE -- EXCUSE ME --
ARE ALSO -- SORRY --
517
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:54,721
THE ONES
WHO WROTE THAT REPORT.
518
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,389
SHE REALLY DID
DO RESEARCH.
519
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,758
WE JUST WANTED
TO MAKE IT MORE EXCITING.
520
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,760
I'M REALLY SORRY.
I'M SORRY, TOO.
521
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:01,894
WE WERE SUCH FOOLS.
522
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:02,962
ICE BEAR
FEELS SHAME.
523
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,097
Student: PARDON ME.
524
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:07,734
UM, NOW THAT YOU GUYS ARE UP
THERE, WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME
525
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,470
WHETHER IT'S TRUE THAT BEARS
HAVE HORRIBLE DENTAL HYGIENE?
526
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,840
I ALSO WANTED TO KNOW --
IS THERE AN EVOLUTIONARY BENEFIT
527
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,742
FOR BEARS
HAVING SUCH BIG BEHINDS?
528
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,109
ARE BEARS DOGS?
529
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:20,413
UM, THOSE ARE
SOME VERY NICE, UH,
530
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,415
REVEALING QUESTIONS
YOU GOT THERE.
531
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,284
UH, I DON'T KNOW IF WE...
532
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:29,656
ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.
533
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:33,092
ONE, WE ARE NOT DOGS,
"B," OUR BUTTS LOOK AWESOME,
534
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,662
AND "C," MY DENTIST SAYS
MY TEETH ARE GETTING BETTER.
535
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:39,599
KEEP THOSE QUESTIONS COMING.
WE'RE ANSWERING ALL OF THEM!
536
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:43,870
[ STUDENTS MURMURING ]
Student #2:
HEY, THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
537
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:47,206
[ INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
538
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:09,996
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
539
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,500
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
540
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,734
GOOD JOB IN THERE.
541
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,903
YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT.
542
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,907
Grizzly: HEY, CHLOE,
WE'RE GONNA WATCH
543
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,475
THIS NEW TV SHOW
BACK AT OUR PLACE.
544
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,511
YOU WANT TO COME?
I DON'T KNOW, YOU GUYS.
545
00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,546
I HAVE ANOTHER TEST
TO STUDY FOR.
546
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:27,914
AW.
OH.
547
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,182
OH, ALL RIGHT, THEN.
548
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,083
YAY!
549
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,318
ALSO, BRING
MORE GUMMIES!
550
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,986
ICE BEAR WILL SHARE
HIS SECRETS...
551
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,655
ABOUT OTHER BEARS MOSTLY.
552
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:40,660
Man: WAH-WAH WAH-WAH-WAH WAH-WAH
WAH-WAH-WAH WAH-WAH-WAH!
553
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,761
[ LAUGHTER ]
554
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,463
[ LAUGHS ]
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