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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,I loved a good popcorn flick,
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so much so that I mademy own versions of them.
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Yep, nothing thrilled me morethan a light-hearted romp,
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and I couldn't waitto be inspiredby Hollywood's latest.
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One for Turner & Hooch,
please.
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Sorry,
it's sold out.
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But I had my heart set
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on the gentle
action-comedy
of Tom Hanks.
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Do the Right Thing
starts in five minutes.
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Does it have action?
Excitement?
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A hound with
a nose for murder?
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It has Danny Aiello.
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From Broadway Danny Rose?
Sold.
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Spike Lee, huh?
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What a fun name!
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** Fight the power...**
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ADULT ADAM: Turns out,
Do the Right Thing
was no light-hearted romp.
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It was a groundbreaking lookat the tensions, heartache,
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and violencecaused by racism.
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I was inspired,but in a different way,
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and I had to tell someone.
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Radio Raheem
had this huge boombox
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and "love" and "hate"
on his hands.
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And then Brooklyn
was super-hot,
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so this sweaty
Larry Bird guy is
scuffing people's shoes.
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And... And...
Okay, you're having
a fever dream.
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I'm gonna run and go get
the tushie thermometer.
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Mom,
we've discussed this.
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I'm okay with
the mouth one now.
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I need you to listen.
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See, Mookie works
at this pizza place...
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Pizza! Yes.
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Let's get some pizza
and some crazy bread.
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We're not getting pizza.
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We're opening our eyes
to prejudice.
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No, no.
Too late!
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I'm in.
I had pizza
for lunch,
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but I'll just fold it over
and say it's a calzone.
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And I'll take
Hawaiian.
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Those island people
wear flip-flops
to the office.
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They know
how to live.
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Pineapple?
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Who puts fruit
on a pizza?
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This guy!
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There's literally
nothing I won't eat
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if it's on top of sauce,
cheese, and dough.
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What about sardines?
Those salty little guppies?
Stack them up.
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Yogurt?
It'll just make it
healthier.
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Franks and beans.
It's called
campfire pizza.
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Reminds me
of summer.
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Enough pizza talk!
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I'm trying to tell you
I saw this movie
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and it makes me want
to do something big.
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From the moment you came
taxiing down my baby tarmac,
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I've known
you were gonna
change the world.
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Haunting,
but colorful.
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She never disappoints.
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I'm behind you 100%.
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Then Adam F. Goldberg
is a man on a mission!
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Ha!
Yes! Go, Schmoo!
Make your mark!
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Yes, one large Hawaiian
with extra pineapple.
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Hey!
No pineapple on pizza!
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Ew! Barry!
No one wants...
Let me have this!
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(ALL SHOUTING)
It's island time!
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** I'm twisted up inside
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** But nonethelessI feel the need to say
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** I don't know the future
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** But the past keeps gettingclearer every day **
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ADULT ADAM:
It was November 25th,1980-something,
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and Erica was about to bein a horrible car accident.
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Erica, no!
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ADULT ADAM: At least,according to Geoff.
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Oh. Call 911!
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(SCOFFS) Relax.
It's just a love tap.
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That's a dent!
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No way.
It's a ding,
at best.
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Or a beauty mark.
Like Cindy Crawford.
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We've got to
leave a note.
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Why would we
leave a note?
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The note should have
our contact info
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so they can follow up
and we can help pay
for repairs.
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Geoff! We did
nothing wrong here.
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But everyone should
run and hide.
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Yeah, the more time
we spend here,
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the more it seems like
I made the dent.
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But you did make it!
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Oh, my God!
Where did you learn
this behavior?
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You never leave
a note!
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Ever! No note!
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See, Geoff?
It all worked out.
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Not for the guy
with the dented car.
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Follow our Golden Rule.
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"Do unto others
or they'll do unto you."
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That's not
the Golden Rule.
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He didn't say
the Golden Rule.
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He said
our Golden Rule.
Words matter, Geoff.
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I thought it was
"Do unto others
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"before they do
unto you."
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That's good too.
No, it's not.
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And I don't like
this side of you, Erica.
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Take it easy,
Saint Geoff.
No one got hurt.
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Until now.
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Ow! Why?
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I did unto others
before they did unto me.
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Golden Rule.
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I did a good job
with you two.
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ADULT ADAM: While Geoffwas learning something newabout my family,
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Mr. Glascott was aboutto educate my classmates.
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Okay, students,
starting tomorrow,
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we will be switching
to the Food Wheel,
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which is five food groups
instead of four.
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The state candy lobby
has added sweets
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as an important part
of your diet.
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Now they asked
me to sing
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Pour Some Sugar On Me.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY,
CLEARS THROAT)
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I have something
to say.
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Dang it. I practiced
that nasty song.
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Fellow students,
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I just saw a movie
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that taught me
a shocking lesson.
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As we sit here,
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safe and secure
in the City
of Brotherly Love,
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racism is still
alive and well,
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in Brooklyn!
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Uh... What?
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I didn't believe it
either.
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But there are still
people out there
that hate others
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simply for
the color
of their skin.
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"Still"?
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Where are you going
with this?
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To the only place
I can go,
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the end of racism
forever.
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Meet me in the yearbook office
to join the cause!
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In conclusion,
racism bad, sugar good.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I really let this one
get away from me.
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Dude,
no one's coming.
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What?
Why not?
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Because you said
some dumb things
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that were also
very stupid.
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What's stupid about
being concerned
with racism
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in the streets
and pizzerias
of Brooklyn?
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You don't honestly
think that racism's
only happening
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in a single borough,
do you?
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It's spread to other areas
of New York?
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Have we lost
Staten Island?
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Racism's everywhere,
man.
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Yeah.
It's in the school.
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Really? I mean,
our school's not exactly
a model of diversity,
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but I've never witnessed
any racisms.
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Well, it's here.
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And you call
racist acts
"racisms"?
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I never said
I was an expert.
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But, luckily,
I have strong opinions.
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I was thinking
our group's motto
should be...
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"Eracism."
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Wow.
Our work here
is done.
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Really?
No!
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You have no idea
what we deal with.
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Like my English teacher,
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only calls on me
when we're reading
Othello.
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I mean, does he only ask
the Danish kids to read
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when we're doing Hamlet?
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Magnus mostly
keeps to himself,
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but I see
what you're saying.
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And why does
my Home-Ec teacher
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keep calling me
Connie Chung
as a joke?
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Because Connie Chung
is a national treasure?
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No!
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I mean,
granted, she is.
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Maury Povich
hit the jackpot
when he married her.
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But it doesn't
make it okay.
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(SIGHS)
I feel terrible
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for not seeing
these things
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or doing anything
to stop them.
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So many racisms.
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Stop calling it that,
but yes.
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And there's tons more.
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I've jotted down
a few incidents.
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Wow, that is
a thick binder.
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Maybe even too much
to digest in one sitting?
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The fight is ours.
Let's dig in.
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ADULT ADAM: As my friendswere teaching mesome tough lessons,
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Geoff was schoolingBarry and Ericain one of his own.
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Thank you for agreeing
to meet with me.
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Uh, I never
agreed to this,
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but this meeting is
occurring where I live
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and I didn't wanna
put shoes on,
so well-played.
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It's no secret that Erica
and I hope to one day
have a family of our own.
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Aww.
And that's why
I'm worried about
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your broken moral compass
and complete lack of ethics.
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Well, that took
a hard turn.
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I've got to show you
that the world is not
just full of bad apples
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trying to take
advantage of you.
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Ha! Where is
this fantasyland,
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with mermaids,
unicorns,
and armadillos?
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Armadillos are real.
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Sure, buddy.
Same with
Komodo dragons.
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This guy.
Okay.
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While grocery shopping,
would you eat a grape
without paying?
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Sure,
victimless crime.
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What about the grape farmer
who spends his whole day
bent over in the sun
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only to have you
steal his wares?
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If it's so tough,
that farmer should quit
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and try something new.
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Like BMX-ing
or high finance
or grape farming.
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I panicked,
couldn't think
of a third one.
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Next question.
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I'm sure that
you've taken a penny,
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but have you ever
left a penny?
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Not even once.
I've taken the little tray
that holds the pennies.
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Next question.
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Would you ever
exceed the speed limit
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to get to a dentist's
appointment on time?
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Did it.
Got there.
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Realized it was
the wrong day.
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Mom called
and made the dentist
come in anyway.
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Speed limit?
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ADULT ADAM:
With that, Geoff realized
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he would never be ableto convince themto leave a note,
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so there was onlyone thing to do,
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leave one himself.
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You did what?
I left a note.
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Why the hell
would you do that?
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Because now you will see
that it pays to be
honest and moral.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Oh, hi.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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I got your car confession.
Thank you so much.
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Now I know who to sue
the pants off of.
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Whoa! Those look
like nice pants.
Are those Wranglers?
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Bugle Boy.
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(CHUCKLES)
Bugle Boy.
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ADULT ADAM:
As Geoff's theorywas proven false,
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I was eager to figure outwhy I had been keptblind to the truth.
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Mom, how com
you never told me
racism is still around?
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What an entrance.
This house
never disappoints.
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Racism?
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Yes, that is a valid topic
of conversation,
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and one that I am happy
to answer with my words,
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and, uh, of course...
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ADULT ADAM: Whenevermy mother was confrontedwith a tough question,
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she answered the only wayBeverly Goldberg could,
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blatant distractions.
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Sundaes! Topped with
creme de menthe.
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It's got alcohol in it,
so you can get
a little bit drunk
247
00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:16,730
like a babysitter would.
248
00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:17,965
Who's up for Scrabble?
249
00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,933
I'll allow Star Wars names.
250
00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:23,203
Look what I found.
An 8x10 of
Vigo the Carpathian
251
00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,472
signed by former boxer
and current actor
252
00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:26,940
Wilhelm von Homburg.
253
00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,109
No distractions,
woman.
254
00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,443
I want answers.
255
00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:32,913
Do you want me to live
in a bubble of ignorance?
256
00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:35,115
I prefer a bubble
of happiness.
257
00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:37,450
Hey, let's make bubbles.
258
00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:40,087
Beverly, the boy
deserves the truth.
259
00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,289
Think about where
our people came from.
260
00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:43,957
I thought we came
from Abington.
261
00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:46,694
Murray, please.
Jump in any time.
262
00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,662
Well, as you know,
I'm not much of a jumper.
263
00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,698
(GROANS)
But the boy's
turning 12.
264
00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,032
I figure
it's about time.
265
00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,534
I'm a senior in high school,
and time for what?
266
00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,203
Here.
267
00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,538
Murray, no.
Not the box
of harsh realities.
268
00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,741
Your mom kept
those movies
away from you,
269
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,676
and for the record,
I was against it
270
00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,778
until she made the most
convincing pot roast.
271
00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,346
It's too much
too fast.
272
00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:08,548
You're gonna short-circuit
his innocent little brain.
273
00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:11,351
We're gonna deal with it
the way my dad taught me
how to swim.
274
00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,485
He threw me
in the deep end
275
00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,121
and then went inside
to play canasta.
276
00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,023
That may not be
a good example.
277
00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:19,526
Sorry, Mom. Looks like
the comfort of your
safe bosom ends today,
278
00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,394
and I deeply regret
saying that.
279
00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:22,529
(SIGHS)
280
00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:23,496
What have we done?
281
00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,198
Eh, he'll be fine.
282
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,567
ADULT ADAM:
But my dad couldn'thave been more wrong.
283
00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,802
Why?
284
00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,237
Do something,
Gregory Peck.
285
00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:32,673
Don't make her pick!
286
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,376
Cambodia is such
a beautiful country.
287
00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:37,678
Oh, no!
288
00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,514
Why would
a small-town sheriff
behave that way?
289
00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,317
Oh, mother of mercy,
why?
290
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,621
I miss feeling safe!
291
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,022
ADULT ADAM: Yep,those movies proved it.
292
00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:50,557
World bad.
293
00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:51,825
World real bad.
294
00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:57,765
ADULT ADAM: It was Goldbergfamily policy to never leavea note on a dented car,
295
00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,933
and Geoff wasstarting to see why.
296
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,035
Wait, so you're claiming
that you were napping
in your car?
297
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,236
We didn't even see you.
298
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,438
Yeah. I was using
my camouflage blanket,
299
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:07,875
so I totally disappeared
like an arctic hare.
300
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,276
Or also my dad.
301
00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,244
Damn it,
he's clearly
playing us.
302
00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:14,682
I was merely minding
my own business
in my car-house
303
00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,383
when I was
viciously attacked.
304
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:17,818
But I'm willing
to be reasonable.
305
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,753
And that's why
I left a note.
306
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,588
Look, why don't I
just drop the lawsuit
307
00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:23,390
and I won't call
our insurance companies?
308
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,258
Oh, my God, yes!
Thank you!
309
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,427
As long as you cover
my medical expenses.
310
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,964
FYI, this Adam's apple
right here got dislocated.
311
00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,766
Might cost you
about 10 hundo.
312
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,768
A dislocated
Adam's apple?
313
00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,269
That's not even
a thing.
314
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:37,537
I'm sorry.
Are you a doctor?
315
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:38,906
Not yet.
316
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,573
Damn it,
he's always
a step ahead.
317
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,676
Can't we just have
the damage assessed
by a mechanic?
318
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,644
I already did.
It's totaled.
319
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:45,879
From a ding
on the bumper?
320
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,781
But again, I'm willing
to forget the whole thing
321
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,616
for another 10 hundo?
322
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,418
10 hundo?
That's $1,000.
323
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:52,886
And no one says it
that way.
324
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,287
'Cause I don't like
to talk about money.
325
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,723
But, yes, cash.
326
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,925
Please. Haven't you
ever loved someone
so much
327
00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,060
that you felt you needed
to change them
for the better?
328
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:03,130
The only things I ever loved
were my Adam's apple
and my car.
329
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,631
And you guys wrecked
both of those.
330
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:05,866
(MAN GROANS)
331
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,935
Ow! Pain and suffering.
332
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,237
Maybe we should
throw in another
10 hundo on top?
333
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,205
Have a great day.
334
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,308
And what
have we learned?
335
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:17,745
That everyone is terrible
and no one is decent.
336
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,479
He got there.
There ya go.
337
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:20,948
ADULT ADAM:
While Geoff was losinghis faith in humanity,
338
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,350
mine was alreadylong gone.
339
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,685
I know you'll say
I'm wrong,
but I feel how I feel.
340
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,955
The world is
a bag of hot,
festering crap.
341
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,622
Mmm-hmm.
342
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,124
What do you mean,
"Mmm-hmm"?
343
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,292
I agree.
344
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,827
The world is
crap in a bag.
345
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:36,563
What? Aren't you gonna
try to make me feel better?
346
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:40,367
Do you know I get followed
by store security
at the pharmacy?
347
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,170
I'm a 55-year-old man
in an argyle sweater vest.
348
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,471
What am I stealing?
349
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,173
More mustache shampoo?
350
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,475
You use a separate product
for your mustache?
351
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,310
It's a very
different hair.
352
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,845
But you're missing
the point.
353
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,213
The world is terrible.
354
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:56,049
But if it's all bad,
how do we fix it?
355
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:57,751
All you can do
is chip away.
356
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,487
For me, it's trying
to get the board to
change our textbooks.
357
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,722
They're outdated
and biased.
358
00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,125
Did you know that
the chapter
on Civil Rights
359
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,895
is basically a fold-out
of Lyndon B. Johnson?
360
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,696
If you open
the third page,
361
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,299
you can see half of
Martin Luther King Jr.'s face.
362
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,035
Sadly,
he's misidentified
as Lou Rawls.
363
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,703
That just makes me
feel worse.
364
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,005
I know it's a lot,
365
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,807
but if you keep
pushing through,
366
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:20,673
good things
can happen.
367
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,009
Then what should I do?
368
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,110
Maybe something
you're good at.
369
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,277
I like making movies.
370
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,946
There you go.
371
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,748
Spike Lee creates films
to make the world
a more just place.
372
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,551
Why not use your much
more limited abilities
to do the same?
373
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:32,619
I'll do it!
374
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,754
I'll use my special brand
of genius
375
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,090
and my parents' money
to make a movie
376
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,526
that shines a light
on racial injustice.
377
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,361
Thanks, Mr. G.
Sure.
378
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,596
ADULT ADAM:
As I was off to rightsociety's wrongs,
379
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:46,699
Geoff went right tothe produce departmentto make a point.
380
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,369
You were right.
Giving our fellow humans
the benefit of the doubt
381
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,438
was wrong
and totally naive
on my part.
382
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,974
And now I,
Geoff Schwartz,
383
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,308
will eat a grape
without paying.
384
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,709
Hey,
there you go.
385
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,578
I'm glad to see
you're finally
coming around.
386
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,047
And if anyone asks,
387
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,149
you're just "tasting"
one "grape"
388
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,584
to make "sure"
the bunch is okay
389
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,386
"for" human
"consumption."
390
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:07,787
I may have lost track
of where the quotes go.
391
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,657
Huh.
Nothing bad happened.
392
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:12,860
I might eat another one.
393
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,761
Ooh.
Playing with fire.
But the fire is grapes.
394
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,196
Thank you
for opening my eyes.
395
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,331
Oh, my gosh,
am I a bad boy now?
396
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,632
(CHUCKLES)
You are
the baddest boy.
397
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:22,970
I am the baddest boy.
(CHUCKLES)
398
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,671
Geoff, I... I think
you've made your point.
399
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,139
Yeah, you're right.
Enough grapes.
400
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,941
Onto the bananas!
401
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,342
(LAUGHS MANICALLY)
ADULT ADAM: Yep,stealing that first grape
402
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,644
opened a Pandora's boxof supermarket mayhem,
403
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:35,082
leading Geoff to go onthe saddest crime spreeof all time.
404
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:38,051
This lifetime rule followerwas now a grocery storebandit.
405
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,752
No pantry staplewas safe.
406
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,621
Oh, Geoff, no.
407
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:42,689
What am I seeing
right now?
408
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,624
Why are you all
staring at me?
409
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,726
This is fine.
Erica, tell them
it's fine.
410
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,595
Um...
Oh, no.
I went too far.
411
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,263
What the hell
are you doing?
412
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,465
Geoff, what are
you doing?
413
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,301
I don't know.
You broke me.
414
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,969
How did I break you?
415
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,271
I didn't tell you to do
your unspeakable things
to those chickens.
416
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:01,074
Yeah. I'm not even
good at being bad.
417
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,409
I'll just pay
for everything.
418
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,044
The car, too.
419
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,178
Because I always
do what's right.
420
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,846
Even if
my girlfriend doesn't.
421
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,082
ADULT ADAM:
While Geoff failedat doing the wrong thing,
422
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:12,019
I had enlisted my momto help me dothe right thing.
423
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,686
Film screening
tomorrow!
424
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,489
Have a cookie.
Take a bite
out of racism.
425
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,726
Chocolate with
white chocolate chips,
huh? Makes you think.
426
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,461
Uh, sorta.
427
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,630
I'm glad to see
you took my advice
and made a film.
428
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:24,932
I can't wait
to see it.
429
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,200
Why wait? I'll give you
a sneak preview
right now.
430
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,303
(ADAM NARRATING IN MOVIE)
431
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:46,719
(MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYS)
432
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,560
Wow, such a long
and deeply cumbersome title.
433
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,328
Is it science fiction?
434
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,198
It's a combo platter of
all my favorite movies
with robots in them,
435
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,267
but a hidden message
about race.
436
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,236
I'm a rom-com guy myself,
but I'll give it a whirl.
437
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,205
Shh! Here comes
my big-screen debut.
438
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:12,179
(GASPS)
Back of the space ship,you dirty hunk of metal.
439
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,415
(IN ROBOTIC VOICE)
But I'm tired fromall the dangerous work
440
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,917
you make me doin the Jupiter mines,
441
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,687
and would liketo sit up front.
442
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,589
As long as I amthe Presidentof the Galaxy,
443
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,024
that willnever happen.
444
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,093
So the president
is a bus driver?
445
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,827
Space bus driver.
446
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,197
(MENACING MUSIC PLAYS)
447
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,865
(IN AUSTRIAN ACCENT)
Remember when I said,"I'll be back"?
448
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,268
Well, here I am.
449
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:36,603
There's a dang Terminator
in this?
450
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,738
It's his signature
Goldbergian move.
451
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,040
Are people saying
"Goldbergian"?
452
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,841
I keep hearing it,
so yes.
453
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,376
Wait.
454
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,212
There must bea simple solution
455
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,314
to this war betweenour two kinds.
456
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:51,051
There is, citizen.I am a cyborg.
457
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,719
That's clearly RoboCop.
458
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,787
It's just different enough
so there's no legal issues.
459
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:57,590
This is my love gun.
460
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,293
It will make us all equal.
461
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:02,395
(LOVE GUN PULSING)
462
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,599
We are all the same?
463
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:11,071
Intergalactic prejudice
is terminated.
464
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:11,938
(MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYS)
465
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,411
So?
466
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:19,479
How do I put this gently?
467
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,148
It's atrocious.
468
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,083
Okay,
all art is subjective.
469
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,851
And, please,
don't call it art.
470
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,419
Don't listen to
this ding-dong.
471
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,121
He obviously
doesn't get it.
472
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:29,622
The robots
are black people.
473
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:30,923
Oh, he got it.
474
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,360
And making us all the same
isn't better either.
475
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,495
Our diversity
is what makes us great.
476
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:36,429
(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYS)
477
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,299
What the hell is this?
478
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,000
(BELL DINGS)
479
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,170
Oh, no.
Oh, sweet Lord
in the sky, no.
480
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,304
Make it stop.
481
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,372
Make it stop!
482
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,240
Please!
Make it stop!
483
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,675
(MOVIE STOPS)
(GRUNTS)
484
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,444
I'm sorry to say that you are
very out of touch, Adam.
485
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,616
(DOOR CLOSES)
Well, we've learned
a valuable lesson here today.
486
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,818
We should never venture
out of our comfort zones.
487
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,387
What? No.
488
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,456
Because of you,
I'm just some
sheltered kid
489
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:06,493
with no clue about
what goes on
in the real world.
490
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,661
And even worse,
I'm a part of the problem.
491
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:09,662
Thanks for nothing.
492
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,004
ADULT ADAM: Even thoughGeoff knew he'd been scammed,
493
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,108
true to his word,he was gonnapay back John Calabasas.
494
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,610
Thanks for letting me
work off the debt,
Mr. Calabasas.
495
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,278
No problem, kid.
496
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,647
Whoa. You're supposed
to be in traditional
Oktoberfest garb.
497
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,449
Are those
Mork suspenders?
498
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,018
It was surprisingly difficult
to find lederhosen
in suburban Philly.
499
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,253
Well, it does
draw the eye.
500
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,053
I guess that's
what's important.
501
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,222
Okay. Hop to it.
502
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,023
Okay, uh...
503
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,226
Genuine Berlin Wall
for sale!
504
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,194
Uh, it's fresh
from Germany!
505
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,330
Get them
"wall" you can!
506
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,365
Erica?
What are you
doing here?
507
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,766
I was gonna ask you
the same thing.
508
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,502
I'm working off the debt
so he doesn't sue us.
509
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,404
Are these actually
from the Berlin Wall?
510
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,072
Oh. Who's to say
they're not?
511
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:56,143
Uh, me.
Because they're clearly
Spanish roof tiles.
512
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,944
It wasn't all concrete
and barb wire.
513
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,046
Some of it
was quite decorative.
Look it up.
514
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,949
Or clearly stolen from
the house being built
across the street.
515
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,417
Erica, just
let it go, okay?
516
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,819
The sooner I sell
these random
historical bricks,
517
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,255
the sooner
I'm off the hook
with this guy.
518
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,723
The next 6 to 18 months
are gonna be quite the ride.
519
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,091
Yeah,
this ends now.
520
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,893
Here.
What's that?
521
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,428
I'm paying off
this scam artist.
522
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,530
"Artist." Finally.
Thank you.
523
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,099
Whoa! This says
87 bucks, okay?
524
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,734
That's a bit shy
of the vague
525
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,536
10 to 15 hundo
that we had discussed.
526
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,205
That's because
I got an estimate,
527
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,740
and that is
the actual amount
it costs to fix the dent.
528
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,142
For the car.
529
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,643
What about my pain
and suffering?
530
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,745
Well, I also went
to the DMV
and found out
531
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,748
that your car is
registered to a one
Barbara Calabasas.
532
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,884
I didn't know
you were gonna do
some light digging.
533
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:40,620
Please don't tell Mom
I took her sled
for a joyride, okay?
534
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,355
That woman has
a terrible temper.
535
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,391
Well, then, take that
and get out of here.
536
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,260
Fine. But the joke's on you,
because I'm not fixing
the dent.
537
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,728
I'm spending
all this money
538
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,430
on lotto tickets
and strawberry milk.
539
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,399
You didn't
have to do that.
540
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,133
This is my fault
for believing
in the world.
541
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,236
Stop. That's what
I love about you.
542
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,038
I don't get it.
I thought you wanted me
to open my eyes.
543
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,241
Sure, there are
bad people out there.
544
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,311
But that just means that
the world needs more honest,
good ones, like you.
545
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,814
So, you don't want me
to change?
546
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,717
Actually, I was hoping
you could help me
be more like you.
547
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,352
Really?
548
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,255
Yeah. The more time
we spend together,
the better I'll be,
549
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,923
so when we do
start a family,
550
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,426
I'll be as much
of a sucker as you are.
551
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,729
Well, lucky for you,
I would love to be taken
advantage of together.
552
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,531
(CHUCKLES)
** There is freedom within...
553
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,933
ADULT ADAM: With that,Geoff and Erica decidedthat from then on,
554
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,801
they'd hold each otheraccountable,
555
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,937
because that's whatyou have to do withthe people you love,
556
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,105
even if that meansadmitting you were wrong.
557
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,674
So, no sequel?
558
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,445
The first one
was a flop, so no.
559
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:42,349
Adam, I'm sorry
I sheltered you,
but I'm your mama.
560
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,017
It's my instinct
to protect you
from the world.
561
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,787
But all you've done is
keep me in the dark.
562
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,723
Walls, Dave Kim,
Mr. Glascott?
563
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,693
They're confronted
with this stuff every day.
564
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,962
They don't get
to hide from it.
565
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,163
So what do you
want to do?
566
00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:00,166
For starters, I wanna be
a part of the solution.
567
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,302
I wanna figure out
how I can help.
568
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,803
It may not be a movie,
569
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,172
but I wanna
make a difference
wherever I can.
570
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,074
I know you will.
571
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,610
And I'm not gonna
stand in your way.
572
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,679
Maybe you'll show me
how I can help, too.
573
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,682
I'd like that.
574
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:19,085
ADULT ADAM: Truth is,real change starts withtough conversations,
575
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,322
'cause you have toface realityif you wanna improve it.
576
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,756
Injustice anywhere
is a threat
577
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,224
to justice
everywhere.
578
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,159
That's
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
579
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,628
And you would
know that
580
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,530
if it was
in your textbooks
where it should be.
581
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,032
ADULT ADAM:
Sure, a few people can'tchange the world all at once,
582
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:36,603
but it's a start,'cause that's whatprogress is,
583
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:40,072
small steps that can leadto something revolutionary.
584
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,342
The movies had alwaysinspired me to create,
585
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,643
but one in particular
586
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,512
inspired meto do the right thing.
587
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:46,913
** Hey, now **
588
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,084
Oh, it's all
too much!
589
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,686
Oh!
590
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,422
(SOBBING)
Oh, no!
591
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,857
Oh, mother mercy, why?
(SHOUTS)
592
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:00,860
Geoff,
593
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,062
you've inspired me
to be a better man.
594
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,697
Aww, Bar. Are you giving some
of your stuff to charity?
595
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:07,233
Nope, I'm giving
some of your stuff back.
596
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,601
My missing Jordans?
597
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,437
I cried when
I couldn't find these!
598
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,771
So hard.
But they're back now,
599
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:12,872
and they smell
like my feet.
600
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,107
My toothbrush?
My pajamas?
601
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,275
A photo of my nana?
602
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,377
(CHUCKLES)
I like her face.
603
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,911
My prescription
swim goggles?
604
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,548
Yeah, those gave me
a headache in the shower.
605
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,716
But the good news is,
I learned my lesson
606
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,051
and I will never
permanently borrow
607
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,118
anything from you again.
608
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,120
Later, Schwartz.
609
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:29,021
GEOFF: Oh, come on!
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