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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
I loved a good popcorn flick,
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so much so that I made
my own versions of them.
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Yep, nothing thrilled me more
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than a light-hearted romp,
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and I couldn't wait to be
inspired by Hollywood's latest.
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One for "Turner & Hooch," please.
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Sorry, it's sold out.
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But I had my heart set
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on the gentle action-comedy
of Tom Hanks.
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"Do the Right Thing"
starts in five minutes.
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Does it have action? Excitement?
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A hound with a nose for murder?
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It has Danny Aiello.
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From "Broadway's Danny Rose"? Sold.
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Spike Lee, huh?
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What a fun name!
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♪ Fight the power ♪
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Turns out, "Do the Right Thing"
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was no light-hearted romp.
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It was a groundbreaking look at
the tensions, heartache,
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- and violence caused by racism.
- ♪ Fight the power ♪
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I was inspired, but in a different way,
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and I had to tell someone.
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Radio Raheem had this huge boombox
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and "love" and "hate" on his hands.
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And then Brooklyn was super hot,
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so this sweaty Larry Bird guy
is scuffing people's shoes.
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- And... And...
- O-Okay, you're having a fever dream.
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I'm gonna run and go get
the tushie thermometer.
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Mom, we've discussed this.
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I'm okay with the mouth one now.
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I need you to listen.
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See, Mookie works at this pizza place...
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Pizza! Yes.
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Let's get some pizza
and some crazy bread.
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We're not getting pizza.
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We're opening our eyes to prejudice.
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No, no. Too late!
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I'm in. I had pizza for lunch,
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but I'll just fold it over
and say it's a calzone.
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And I'll take Hawaiian.
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Those island people wear
flip-flops to the office.
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- They know how to live.
- Pineapple?
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Who puts fruit on a pizza?
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This guy!
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There's literally nothing I won't eat
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if it's on top of sauce,
cheese, and dough.
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- What about sardines?
- Those salty little guppies?
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- Stack 'em up.
- Yogurt?
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- It'll just make it healthier.
- Franks n' beans?
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It's called campfire pizza.
Reminds me of summer.
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Enough pizza talk!
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I'm trying to tell you I saw this movie
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and it makes me want
to do something big.
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From the moment you came
taxiing down my baby tarmac,
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I've known you were gonna
change the world.
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Haunting, but colorful.
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She never disappoints.
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I'm behind you a hundred percent.
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Then Adam F. Goldberg is
a man on a mission! Ha!
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Yes! Go, Schmoo! Make your mark!
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Yes, one large Hawaiian
with extra pineapple.
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Hey! No pineapple on pizza!
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- Ew! Barry! No one wants...
- Let me have this!
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[All shouting] It's island time!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was November 25, 1980-something,
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and Erica was about to be
in a horrible car accident.
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Erica, no!
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At least, according to Geoff.
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- [Car door slams]
- Ohh. Call 911!
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[Scoffs] Relax.
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- It's just a love tap.
- That's a dent!
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No way. It's a ding, at best.
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Or a beauty mark. Like Cindy Crawford.
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- We've got to leave a note.
- Why would we leave a note?
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The note should have our contact info
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so they can follow up
and we can help pay for repairs.
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Geoff! We did nothing wrong here.
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But everyone should run and hide.
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Yeah, the more time we spend here,
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the more it seems like I made the dent.
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But you did make it! Oh, my God!
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Where did you learn this behavior?
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♪
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You never leave a note!
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Ever! No note!
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See, Geoff? It all worked out.
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Not for the guy with the dented car.
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Follow our Golden Rule...
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"Do unto others or they'll do unto you."
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That's not the Golden Rule.
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He didn't say the Golden Rule.
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He said our Golden Rule.
Words matter, Geoff.
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I thought it was "Do unto others
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before they do unto you."
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- That's good too.
- No, it's not.
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And I don't like
this side of you, Erica.
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Take it easy, Saint Geoff.
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- No one got hurt.
- Until now.
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Ow! Why?!
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I did unto others
before they did unto me.
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- Golden Rule.
- I did a good job with you two.
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While Geoff was learning
something new about my family,
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Mr. Glascott was about
to educate my classmates.
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Okay, students, starting tomorrow,
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we will be switching to the Food Wheel,
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which is five food groups
instead of four.
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The state candy lobby has added sweets
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as an important part of your diet.
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Now they asked me to sing
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"Pour Some Sugar on Me."
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[Chuckles, clears throat]
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I have something to say.
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Dang it. I practiced that nasty song.
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Fellow students,
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I just saw a movie
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that taught me a shocking lesson.
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As we sit here, safe and secure
in the City of Brotherly Love,
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racism is still alive and well...
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in Brooklyn!
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Uh... what?
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I didn't believe it either.
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But there are still people out there
that hate others
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simply for the color of their skin.
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"Still"?
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Where are you going with this?
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To the only place I can go...
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the end of racism forever.
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Meet me in the yearbook office
to join the cause!
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In conclusion, racism bad, sugar good.
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[Chuckles]
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I really let this one get away from me.
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♪
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Dude, no one's coming.
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What? Why not?
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Because you said some dumb things
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that were also very stupid.
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What's stupid about
being concerned with racism
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in the streets and pizzerias
of Brooklyn?
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You don't honestly think
that racism's only happening
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in a single borough, do you?
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It's spread to other areas of New York?
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Have we lost Staten Island?
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Racism's everywhere, man.
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Yeah. It's in the school.
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Really? I mean, our school's not exactly
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a model of diversity,
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but I've never witnessed any racisms.
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Well, it's here.
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And you call racist acts "racisms"?
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I never said I was an expert.
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But, luckily, I have strong opinions.
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I was thinking our group's
motto should be...
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"Eracism."
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Wow. Our work here is done.
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- Really?
- No!
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You have no idea what we deal with.
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Like my English teacher only calls on me
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when we're reading "Othello."
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I mean, does he only ask
the Danish kids to read
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when we're doing "Hamlet"?
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Magnus mostly keeps to himself,
but I see what you're saying.
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And why does my Home-Ec teacher
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keep calling me Connie Chung as a joke?
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Because Connie Chung
is a national treasure?
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No! I mean, granted, she is.
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Maury Povich hit the jackpot
when he married her.
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But it doesn't make it okay.
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[Sighs] I feel terrible
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for not seeing these things
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or doing anything to stop them.
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So many racisms.
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Stop calling it that, but yes.
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And there's tons more.
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I've jotted down a few incidents.
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[Binder thuds]
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Wow, that is a thick binder.
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Maybe even too much
to digest in one sitting?
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The fight is ours. Let's dig in.
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As my friends were teaching me
some tough lessons,
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Geoff was schooling Barry
and Erica in one of his own.
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Thank you for agreeing to meet with me.
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Uh, I never agreed to this,
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but this meeting is
occurring where I live
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and I didn't want to put shoes on,
so well-played.
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It's no secret that Erica and I hope
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to one day have a family of our own.
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- Aww.
- And that's why I'm worried
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about your broken moral compass
and complete lack of ethics.
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Well, that took a hard turn.
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I've got to show you that
the world is not
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just full of bad apples trying
to take advantage of you.
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Ha! Where is this fantasyland,
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with mermaids, unicorns, and armadillos?
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- Armadillos are real.
- Sure, buddy.
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Same with Komodo dragons.
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- This guy.
- Okay.
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While grocery shopping,
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would you eat a grape without paying?
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Sure, victimless crime.
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What about the grape farmer
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who spends his whole day
bent over in the sun
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only to have you steal his wares?
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If it's so tough,
that farmer should quit
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and try something new.
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Like BMX-ing or high finance
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or grape farming.
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I panicked, couldn't think
of a third one.
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Next question.
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I'm sure that you've taken a penny,
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- but have you ever left a penny?
- Not even once.
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I've taken the little tray
that holds the pennies.
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Next question...
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Would you ever exceed the speed limit
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to get to a dentist's
appointment on time?
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Did it. Got there.
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Realized it was the wrong day.
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Mom called and made
the dentist come in anyway.
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Speed limit?
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With that, Geoff realized
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he would never be able to
convince them to leave a note,
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so there was only one thing to do...
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leave one himself.
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♪
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- You did what?!
- I left a note.
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Why the hell would you do that?!
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Because now you will see that
it pays to be honest and moral.
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[Knock on door]
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[Door opens]
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Oh, hi. [Clears throat]
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I got your car confession.
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Thank you so much.
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Now I know who to sue the pants off of.
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Whoa! Those look like nice pants.
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- Are those Wranglers?
- Bugle Boy.
241
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[Chuckles] Bugle Boy.
242
00:07:35,449 --> 00:07:37,248
As Geoff's theory was proven false,
243
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I was eager to figure out
244
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why I had been kept blind to the truth.
245
00:07:40,754 --> 00:07:43,621
Mom, how come you never told me
racism is still around?
246
00:07:43,690 --> 00:07:44,622
What an entrance.
247
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This house never disappoints.
248
00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:47,525
Racism?
249
00:07:47,594 --> 00:07:51,196
Yes, that is a valid topic
of conversation,
250
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and one that I am happy
to answer with my words,
251
00:07:54,167 --> 00:07:55,467
and, uh, of course...
252
00:07:55,535 --> 00:07:56,634
Whenever my mother
253
00:07:56,703 --> 00:07:58,069
was confronted with a tough question,
254
00:07:58,138 --> 00:08:01,039
she answered the only way
Beverly Goldberg could...
255
00:08:01,108 --> 00:08:02,674
blatant distractions.
256
00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:04,709
Sundaes! Topped with crème de menthe.
257
00:08:04,811 --> 00:08:05,777
It's got alcohol in it,
258
00:08:05,846 --> 00:08:07,846
so you can get a little bit drunk
like a babysitter would.
259
00:08:07,948 --> 00:08:09,047
Who's up for Scrabble?
260
00:08:09,149 --> 00:08:10,782
I'll allow "Star Wars" names.
261
00:08:10,884 --> 00:08:13,885
Look what I found.
An 8x10 of Vigo the Carpathian
262
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signed by former boxer and current actor
263
00:08:16,423 --> 00:08:17,956
Wilhelm von Homburg.
264
00:08:18,058 --> 00:08:19,824
No distractions, woman.
265
00:08:19,893 --> 00:08:21,126
I want answers.
266
00:08:21,228 --> 00:08:23,728
Do you want me to live
in a bubble of ignorance?
267
00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:25,764
I prefer a bubble of happiness.
268
00:08:25,866 --> 00:08:28,133
Hey, let's make bubbles. [Blows air]
269
00:08:28,235 --> 00:08:30,902
Beverly, the boy deserves the truth.
270
00:08:31,004 --> 00:08:33,004
Think about where our people came from.
271
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I-I thought we came from Abington.
272
00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:37,342
Murray, please. Jump in any time.
273
00:08:37,444 --> 00:08:39,310
Well, as you know,
I'm not much of a jumper.
274
00:08:39,413 --> 00:08:41,479
- Oh!
- But the boy's turning 12.
275
00:08:41,581 --> 00:08:42,647
I figure it's about time.
276
00:08:42,749 --> 00:08:45,450
I'm a senior in high school,
and time for what?
277
00:08:45,552 --> 00:08:46,785
Here.
278
00:08:46,887 --> 00:08:49,254
Murray, no.
Not the box of harsh realities.
279
00:08:49,356 --> 00:08:51,256
Your mom kept
those movies away from you,
280
00:08:51,358 --> 00:08:53,191
and for the record, I was against it
281
00:08:53,293 --> 00:08:55,293
until she made the most
convincing pot roast.
282
00:08:55,395 --> 00:08:56,628
It's too much too fast.
283
00:08:56,730 --> 00:08:59,264
You're gonna short-circuit
his innocent little brain.
284
00:08:59,366 --> 00:09:01,866
We're gonna deal with it the way
my dad taught me how to swim.
285
00:09:01,968 --> 00:09:03,168
He threw me in the deep end
286
00:09:03,270 --> 00:09:04,869
and then went inside to play canasta.
287
00:09:04,971 --> 00:09:06,638
That may not be a good example.
288
00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:08,339
Sorry, Mom. Looks like the comfort
289
00:09:08,442 --> 00:09:10,308
of your safe bosom ends today,
290
00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:12,143
and I deeply regret saying that.
291
00:09:12,168 --> 00:09:13,121
[Sighs]
292
00:09:13,146 --> 00:09:14,379
What have we done?
293
00:09:14,481 --> 00:09:15,713
Eh, he'll be fine.
294
00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:18,483
But my dad couldn't
have been more wrong.
295
00:09:18,587 --> 00:09:19,594
Why?
296
00:09:19,619 --> 00:09:21,252
Do something, Gregory Peck.
297
00:09:22,322 --> 00:09:23,588
Don't make her pick!
298
00:09:24,591 --> 00:09:27,158
Cambodia is such a beautiful country.
299
00:09:27,260 --> 00:09:28,593
Oh, no!
300
00:09:29,911 --> 00:09:32,479
Why would a small-town sheriff
behave that way?
301
00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,300
Oh, mother of mercy, why?!
302
00:09:36,403 --> 00:09:38,336
I miss feeling safe!
303
00:09:38,438 --> 00:09:39,838
Yep, those movies proved it.
304
00:09:39,940 --> 00:09:41,406
World bad.
305
00:09:41,508 --> 00:09:42,774
World real bad.
306
00:09:43,581 --> 00:09:45,950
It was Goldberg family policy
to never leave a note
307
00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:48,889
on a dented car, and Geoff
was starting to see why.
308
00:09:48,991 --> 00:09:51,125
Wait, so you're claiming that
you were napping in your car?
309
00:09:51,193 --> 00:09:52,159
We didn't even see you.
310
00:09:52,228 --> 00:09:54,261
Yeah. I was using my camouflage blanket,
311
00:09:54,330 --> 00:09:56,900
so I totally disappeared
like an arctic hare.
312
00:09:56,970 --> 00:09:58,031
Or also my dad.
313
00:09:58,100 --> 00:09:59,933
Damn it, he's clearly playing us.
314
00:10:00,035 --> 00:10:03,170
I was merely minding
my own business in my car-house
315
00:10:03,239 --> 00:10:04,805
when I was viciously attacked.
316
00:10:04,874 --> 00:10:06,206
But I'm willing to be reasonable.
317
00:10:06,275 --> 00:10:08,008
And that's why I left a note.
318
00:10:08,077 --> 00:10:09,810
Look, why don't I just drop the lawsuit
319
00:10:09,879 --> 00:10:11,612
and I won't call
our insurance companies?
320
00:10:11,714 --> 00:10:13,313
Oh, my God, yes! Thank you!
321
00:10:13,415 --> 00:10:15,516
As long as you cover
my medical expenses.
322
00:10:15,584 --> 00:10:18,785
FYI, this Adam's apple
right here got dislocated.
323
00:10:18,854 --> 00:10:20,621
Might cost you about ten hundo.
324
00:10:20,723 --> 00:10:22,823
A dislocated Adam's apple?
325
00:10:22,892 --> 00:10:24,158
That's not even a thing.
326
00:10:24,226 --> 00:10:26,460
- I'm sorry. Are you a doctor?
- Not yet.
327
00:10:26,529 --> 00:10:28,228
Damn it, he's always a step ahead.
328
00:10:28,297 --> 00:10:30,297
Can't we just have the damage
assessed by a mechanic?
329
00:10:30,366 --> 00:10:32,199
I already did. It's totaled.
330
00:10:32,268 --> 00:10:33,333
From a ding on the bumper?
331
00:10:33,402 --> 00:10:35,269
But again, I'm willing
to forget the whole thing
332
00:10:35,371 --> 00:10:37,004
for another ten hundo?
333
00:10:37,072 --> 00:10:38,739
Ten hundo? That's a thousand dollars.
334
00:10:38,841 --> 00:10:39,973
And no one says it that way.
335
00:10:40,042 --> 00:10:41,775
'Cause I don't like to talk about money.
336
00:10:41,877 --> 00:10:43,577
- But, yes, cash.
- Please.
337
00:10:43,646 --> 00:10:45,012
Haven't you ever loved someone so much
338
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,047
that you felt you needed to
change them for the better?
339
00:10:47,116 --> 00:10:50,083
The only things I ever loved
were my Adam's apple and my car.
340
00:10:50,186 --> 00:10:51,985
And you guys wrecked both of those.
341
00:10:52,087 --> 00:10:54,021
Ooh! Ow! [Winces]
342
00:10:54,089 --> 00:10:55,756
Pain and suffering.
Maybe we should throw in
343
00:10:55,858 --> 00:10:57,724
another ten hundo on top?
344
00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:59,893
Have a great day.
345
00:11:00,729 --> 00:11:02,062
And what have we learned?
346
00:11:02,131 --> 00:11:04,164
That everyone is terrible
and no one is decent.
347
00:11:04,266 --> 00:11:05,465
- He got there.
- There ya go.
348
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,434
While Geoff was losing
his faith in humanity,
349
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,603
mine was already long gone.
350
00:11:09,705 --> 00:11:12,039
I know you'll say I'm wrong,
but I feel how I feel.
351
00:11:12,141 --> 00:11:14,608
The world is a bag of hot,
festering crap.
352
00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:15,542
Mm-hmm.
353
00:11:15,644 --> 00:11:17,477
What do you mean, "Mm-hmm?"
354
00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:18,585
I agree.
355
00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:20,747
- The world is crap in a bag.
- What?
356
00:11:20,816 --> 00:11:22,549
Aren't you gonna try
to make me feel better?
357
00:11:22,618 --> 00:11:26,153
Do you know I get followed by
store security at the pharmacy?
358
00:11:26,222 --> 00:11:29,089
I'm a 55-year-old man
in an argyle sweater vest.
359
00:11:29,191 --> 00:11:30,390
What am I stealing?
360
00:11:30,459 --> 00:11:31,892
More mustache shampoo?
361
00:11:31,961 --> 00:11:34,194
You use a separate product
for your mustache?
362
00:11:34,263 --> 00:11:35,796
It's a very different hair.
363
00:11:35,864 --> 00:11:37,564
But you're missing the point...
364
00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:38,665
the world is terrible.
365
00:11:38,734 --> 00:11:41,335
But if it's all bad, how do we fix it?
366
00:11:41,437 --> 00:11:42,803
All you can do is chip away.
367
00:11:42,871 --> 00:11:45,839
For me, it's trying to get the
board to change our textbooks.
368
00:11:45,941 --> 00:11:48,008
They're outdated and biased.
369
00:11:48,077 --> 00:11:50,210
Did you know that
the chapter on Civil Rights
370
00:11:50,279 --> 00:11:53,180
is basically a fold-out
of Lyndon B. Johnson?
371
00:11:53,282 --> 00:11:54,681
If you open the third page,
372
00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:57,184
you can see half of
Martin Luther King Jr.'s face.
373
00:11:57,253 --> 00:12:00,120
Sadly, he's misidentified as Lou Rawls.
374
00:12:00,189 --> 00:12:01,555
That just makes me feel worse.
375
00:12:01,657 --> 00:12:02,689
I know it's a lot,
376
00:12:02,758 --> 00:12:05,626
but if you keep pushing through,
good things can happen.
377
00:12:05,728 --> 00:12:07,961
- Then what should I do?
- Maybe something you're good at.
378
00:12:08,063 --> 00:12:09,930
- I like making movies.
- There you go.
379
00:12:10,032 --> 00:12:11,131
Spike Lee creates films
380
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,066
to make the world a more just place.
381
00:12:13,135 --> 00:12:16,069
Why not use your much more limited
abilities to do the same?
382
00:12:16,094 --> 00:12:17,081
I'll do it!
383
00:12:17,106 --> 00:12:19,139
I'll use my special brand of genius
384
00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:21,275
and my parents' money to make a movie
385
00:12:21,343 --> 00:12:23,844
that shines a light on racial injustice.
386
00:12:23,912 --> 00:12:25,646
- Thanks, Mr. G.
- Sure.
387
00:12:25,714 --> 00:12:27,648
As I was off to right society's wrongs,
388
00:12:27,716 --> 00:12:30,684
Geoff went right to the produce
department to make a point.
389
00:12:30,753 --> 00:12:33,120
You were right. Giving our fellow
humans the benefit of the doubt
390
00:12:33,188 --> 00:12:35,355
was wrong and totally naive on my part.
391
00:12:35,457 --> 00:12:37,824
And now I, Geoff Schwartz,
392
00:12:37,926 --> 00:12:39,259
will eat a grape without paying.
393
00:12:39,328 --> 00:12:40,460
Hey, there you go.
394
00:12:40,529 --> 00:12:42,262
I'm glad to see
you're finally coming around.
395
00:12:42,364 --> 00:12:43,864
And if anyone asks,
396
00:12:43,966 --> 00:12:45,966
you're just "tasting" one "grape"
397
00:12:46,068 --> 00:12:48,135
to make "sure" the bunch is okay
398
00:12:48,203 --> 00:12:49,870
"for" human "consumption."
399
00:12:49,938 --> 00:12:51,638
I may have lost track
of where the quotes go.
400
00:12:52,177 --> 00:12:53,206
Huh.
401
00:12:53,309 --> 00:12:54,541
Nothing bad happened.
402
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,043
I might eat another one.
403
00:12:56,145 --> 00:12:58,145
Ooh. Playing with fire.
But the fire is grapes.
404
00:12:58,247 --> 00:12:59,613
Thank you for opening my eyes.
405
00:12:59,682 --> 00:13:01,548
Oh, my gosh, am I a bad boy now?
406
00:13:01,617 --> 00:13:02,949
[Chuckles] You are the baddest boy.
407
00:13:03,052 --> 00:13:05,452
I am the baddest boy. [Chuckles]
408
00:13:06,355 --> 00:13:07,888
Geoff, I-I think you've made your point.
409
00:13:07,956 --> 00:13:09,356
Yeah, you're right. Enough grapes.
410
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,424
Onto the bananas!
411
00:13:10,526 --> 00:13:11,792
Yep, stealing that first grape
412
00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:14,461
opened a Pandora's box
of supermarket mayhem,
413
00:13:14,563 --> 00:13:15,595
leading Geoff to go on
414
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,964
the saddest crime spree of all time.
415
00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:20,834
This lifetime rule follower
was now a grocery store bandit.
416
00:13:20,936 --> 00:13:22,669
No pantry staple was safe.
417
00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:24,371
Oh, Geoff, no.
418
00:13:24,473 --> 00:13:25,439
What am I seeing right now?
419
00:13:25,507 --> 00:13:27,074
W-Why are you all staring at me?
420
00:13:27,142 --> 00:13:28,175
This is fine.
421
00:13:28,243 --> 00:13:29,309
Erica, tell them it's fine.
422
00:13:29,336 --> 00:13:30,258
- Um...
- Oh, no!
423
00:13:30,312 --> 00:13:31,345
I went too far!
424
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:33,213
What the hell are you doing?
425
00:13:33,282 --> 00:13:34,815
Geoff, what are you doing?
426
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:36,750
I don't know! You broke me!
427
00:13:36,852 --> 00:13:38,318
How did I break you? I didn't tell you
428
00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:40,506
to do your unspeakable things
to those chickens.
429
00:13:40,589 --> 00:13:43,056
Yeah. I'm not even good at being bad.
430
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:44,624
I'll just pay for everything.
431
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,059
The car, too.
432
00:13:46,128 --> 00:13:47,327
Because I always do what's right.
433
00:13:47,396 --> 00:13:48,929
Even if my girlfriend doesn't.
434
00:13:49,031 --> 00:13:50,964
While Geoff failed
at doing the wrong thing,
435
00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:53,834
I had enlisted my mom
to help me do the right thing.
436
00:13:53,936 --> 00:13:55,502
Film screening tomorrow!
437
00:13:55,571 --> 00:13:58,038
Have a cookie.
Take a bite out of racism.
438
00:13:58,140 --> 00:14:00,495
Chocolate with
white chocolate chips, huh?
439
00:14:00,576 --> 00:14:02,943
- Makes you think.
- Uh, sorta.
440
00:14:03,045 --> 00:14:05,145
I'm glad to see you took
my advice and made a film.
441
00:14:05,214 --> 00:14:06,313
I can't wait to see it.
442
00:14:06,382 --> 00:14:08,849
Why wait? I'll give you
a sneak preview right now.
443
00:14:08,951 --> 00:14:10,450
♪
444
00:14:10,486 --> 00:14:14,421
ADAM: Long, long ago, robots
were owned by man as servants.
445
00:14:14,515 --> 00:14:16,815
They were butlers like in "Rocky IV"
446
00:14:16,892 --> 00:14:19,960
or overtaxed laborers
like KITT from "Knight Rider."
447
00:14:20,028 --> 00:14:22,195
But like Johnny 5 in "Short Circuit,"
448
00:14:22,264 --> 00:14:25,232
they soon came alive
and demanded rights.
449
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,777
This is their story.
450
00:14:26,802 --> 00:14:30,504
[Majestic music plays]
451
00:14:30,572 --> 00:14:34,441
Wow, such a long
and deeply cumbersome title.
452
00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:35,475
Is it science fiction?
453
00:14:35,544 --> 00:14:36,676
It's a combo platter of
454
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,945
all my favorite movies
with robots in them,
455
00:14:39,014 --> 00:14:40,781
but a hidden message about race.
456
00:14:40,883 --> 00:14:43,683
I'm a rom-com guy myself,
but I'll give it a whirl.
457
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:46,153
Shh! Here comes my big-screen debut.
458
00:14:46,255 --> 00:14:49,423
♪
459
00:14:49,491 --> 00:14:51,024
[Gasps] Back of the space ship,
460
00:14:51,126 --> 00:14:52,426
you dirty hunk of metal.
461
00:14:52,528 --> 00:14:55,595
[Robotically] But I'm tired
from all the dangerous work
462
00:14:55,664 --> 00:14:57,964
you make me do in the Jupiter mines,
463
00:14:58,066 --> 00:15:00,634
and would like to sit up front.
464
00:15:00,702 --> 00:15:02,636
As long as I am
the President of the Galaxy,
465
00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:04,004
that will never happen.
466
00:15:04,106 --> 00:15:05,972
So the president is a bus driver?
467
00:15:06,074 --> 00:15:07,741
Space bus driver.
468
00:15:07,843 --> 00:15:09,743
[Menacing music plays]
469
00:15:09,812 --> 00:15:12,913
[Austrian accent] Remember
when I said, "I'll be back"?
470
00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:14,881
Well, here I am.
471
00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:16,349
There's a dang Terminator in this?
472
00:15:16,418 --> 00:15:18,218
It's his signature Goldbergian move.
473
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,786
Are people saying "Goldbergian"?
474
00:15:19,855 --> 00:15:21,388
I keep hearing it, so yes.
475
00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:22,923
Wait.
476
00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:24,591
There must be a simple solution
477
00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:26,660
to this war between our two kinds.
478
00:15:26,762 --> 00:15:28,495
There is, citizen.
479
00:15:28,597 --> 00:15:30,530
I am a cyborg.
480
00:15:30,632 --> 00:15:32,032
That's clearly RoboCop.
481
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,067
It's just different enough
so there's no legal issues.
482
00:15:34,169 --> 00:15:36,837
This is my love gun.
483
00:15:36,939 --> 00:15:40,407
It will make us all equal.
484
00:15:40,509 --> 00:15:43,610
[Love gun pulsing]
485
00:15:43,712 --> 00:15:45,679
We are all the same?
486
00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:49,950
Intergalactic prejudice is terminated!
487
00:15:50,052 --> 00:15:51,799
[Majestic music plays]
488
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:54,635
_
489
00:15:56,225 --> 00:15:57,257
So?
490
00:15:57,326 --> 00:15:58,658
How do I put this gently?
491
00:15:58,760 --> 00:15:59,960
It's atrocious.
492
00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:01,661
Okay, all art is subjective.
493
00:16:01,763 --> 00:16:03,463
And, please, don't call it art.
494
00:16:03,565 --> 00:16:05,098
Don't listen to this ding-dong.
495
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,800
He obviously doesn't get it.
496
00:16:06,869 --> 00:16:08,001
The robots are black people.
497
00:16:08,103 --> 00:16:09,236
Oh, he got it.
498
00:16:09,304 --> 00:16:11,671
And making us all the same
isn't better either.
499
00:16:11,773 --> 00:16:13,940
Our diversity is what makes us great.
500
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,413
[Uplifting music plays]
501
00:16:16,745 --> 00:16:17,777
What the hell is this?
502
00:16:18,372 --> 00:16:20,063
- [Ding!]
- Oh, no.
503
00:16:20,182 --> 00:16:21,882
Oh, sweet Lord in the sky, no.
504
00:16:21,984 --> 00:16:23,884
Make it stop. Make it stop!
505
00:16:23,986 --> 00:16:26,492
Please! Make it stop! [Grunts]
506
00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:27,854
I'm sorry to say
507
00:16:27,956 --> 00:16:30,430
that you are very out of touch, Adam.
508
00:16:30,884 --> 00:16:31,984
[Door opens, closes]
509
00:16:32,009 --> 00:16:34,861
Well, we've learned
a valuable lesson here today.
510
00:16:34,963 --> 00:16:37,230
We should never venture
out of our comfort zones.
511
00:16:37,332 --> 00:16:38,798
What? No.
512
00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:41,601
Because of you,
I'm just some sheltered kid
513
00:16:41,703 --> 00:16:44,804
with no clue about what goes on
in the real world.
514
00:16:44,907 --> 00:16:47,173
And even worse,
I'm a part of the problem.
515
00:16:47,276 --> 00:16:48,508
Thanks for nothing.
516
00:16:48,610 --> 00:16:52,412
♪
517
00:16:53,131 --> 00:16:54,943
ADULT ADAM: Even though
Geoff knew he'd been scammed,
518
00:16:55,022 --> 00:16:57,926
true to his word, he was gonna
pay back John Calabasas.
519
00:16:57,980 --> 00:17:00,424
Thanks for letting me work
off the debt, Mr. Calabasas.
520
00:17:00,503 --> 00:17:02,069
No problem, kid. Whoa.
521
00:17:02,138 --> 00:17:04,305
You're supposed to be in
traditional Oktoberfest garb.
522
00:17:04,373 --> 00:17:05,572
Are those Mork suspenders?
523
00:17:05,661 --> 00:17:06,880
It was surprisingly difficult
524
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,558
to find lederhosen in suburban Philly.
525
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,659
Well, it does draw the eye.
526
00:17:09,684 --> 00:17:10,693
I guess that's what's important.
527
00:17:10,795 --> 00:17:13,363
- Okay. Hop to it.
- Okay, uh...
528
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:15,631
genuine Berlin Wall for sale!
529
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,567
Uh, it's fresh from Germany!
530
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,268
Get 'em "wall" you can!
531
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,670
Erica?
532
00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:23,005
- What are you doing here?
- I was gonna ask you the same thing.
533
00:17:23,074 --> 00:17:25,041
I'm working off the debt
so he doesn't sue us.
534
00:17:25,143 --> 00:17:27,610
Are these actually from the Berlin Wall?
535
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,145
Oh. Who's to say they're not?
536
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:32,081
Uh, me. Because they're clearly
Spanish roof tiles.
537
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:33,783
It wasn't all concrete and barb wire.
538
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,685
Some of it was quite decorative.
Look it up.
539
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:38,654
Or clearly stolen from the house
being built across the street.
540
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:39,956
Erica, just let it go, okay?
541
00:17:40,024 --> 00:17:42,258
The sooner I sell these
random historical bricks,
542
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:43,860
the sooner I'm off the hook
with this guy.
543
00:17:43,928 --> 00:17:46,195
The next 6 to 18 months
are gonna be quite the ride.
544
00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:47,397
Yeah, this ends now.
545
00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:49,465
- Here.
- What's that?
546
00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:51,000
I'm paying off this scam artist.
547
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,735
"Artist." Finally. Thank you.
548
00:17:52,837 --> 00:17:55,505
Whoa! This says 87 bucks, okay?
549
00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:57,073
That's a bit shy of the vague
550
00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:58,841
10 to 15 hundo that we had discussed.
551
00:17:58,943 --> 00:18:00,343
That's because I got an estimate,
552
00:18:00,445 --> 00:18:01,711
and that is the actual amount
553
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:02,912
it costs to fix the dent.
554
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,180
For the car.
555
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,748
What about my pain and suffering?
556
00:18:05,817 --> 00:18:07,517
Well, I also went to the DMV
and found out
557
00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:10,520
that your car is registered
to a one Barbara Calabasas.
558
00:18:10,588 --> 00:18:12,422
I didn't know you were
gonna do some light digging.
559
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:15,391
Please don't tell Mom I took
her sled for a joyride, okay?
560
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:17,026
That woman has a terrible temper.
561
00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:18,995
Well, then, take that
and get out of here.
562
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,730
Fine. But the joke's on you,
563
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,098
because I'm not fixing the dent.
564
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:23,299
I'm spending all this money
565
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,568
on lotto tickets and strawberry milk.
566
00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:26,769
You didn't have to do that.
567
00:18:26,838 --> 00:18:28,571
This is my fault
for believing in the world.
568
00:18:28,673 --> 00:18:30,606
Stop. That's what I love about you.
569
00:18:30,675 --> 00:18:31,841
I don't get it. I thought
570
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,075
you wanted me to open my eyes.
571
00:18:33,144 --> 00:18:35,545
Sure, there are bad people out there.
572
00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:36,813
But that just means that the world needs
573
00:18:36,881 --> 00:18:38,621
more honest, good ones, like you.
574
00:18:39,584 --> 00:18:41,451
So, you don't want me to change?
575
00:18:41,519 --> 00:18:44,787
Actually, I was hoping you
could help me be more like you.
576
00:18:44,856 --> 00:18:46,656
- Really?
- Yeah.
577
00:18:46,724 --> 00:18:49,091
The more time we spend together,
the better I'll be,
578
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,760
so when we do start a family,
579
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,462
I'll be as much of a sucker as you are.
580
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:54,630
Well, lucky for you, I would love
581
00:18:54,732 --> 00:18:56,332
to be taken advantage of together.
582
00:18:56,434 --> 00:18:57,967
- [Chuckles]
- ♪ There is freedom within ♪
583
00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:00,236
With that, Geoff and Erica
decided that from then on,
584
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,737
they'd hold each other accountable,
585
00:19:01,806 --> 00:19:04,273
because that's what you have
to do with the people you love,
586
00:19:04,342 --> 00:19:06,776
even if that means
admitting you were wrong.
587
00:19:06,878 --> 00:19:08,478
So, no sequel?
588
00:19:08,546 --> 00:19:11,080
- The first one was a flop, so no.
- ♪ There's a battle ahead ♪
589
00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,864
- Adam, I'm sorry I sheltered you,
- ♪ Many battles are lost ♪
590
00:19:13,888 --> 00:19:15,129
but I'm your mama.
591
00:19:15,207 --> 00:19:16,652
- ♪ But you'll see the end of the road ♪
- It's my instinct
592
00:19:16,754 --> 00:19:18,354
to protect you from the world.
593
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,957
- But all you've done is keep me in the dark.
- ♪ Hey, now, hey, now ♪
594
00:19:21,025 --> 00:19:23,926
- Walls, Dave Kim, Mr. Glascott?
- ♪ Don't dream it's over ♪
595
00:19:24,028 --> 00:19:26,929
- They're confronted with this stuff every day.
- ♪ Hey, now, hey, now ♪
596
00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:28,598
- They don't get to hide from it.
- ♪ When the world comes in ♪
597
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,366
So what do you want to do?
598
00:19:30,427 --> 00:19:32,961
For starters, I want to be
a part of the solution.
599
00:19:33,037 --> 00:19:35,104
- I want to figure out how I can help.
- ♪ When the world comes in ♪
600
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,506
- It may not be a movie,
- ♪ They come, they come ♪
601
00:19:36,574 --> 00:19:39,008
but I want to make a difference
wherever I can.
602
00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:40,877
- I know you will.
- ♪ To build a wall between us ♪
603
00:19:40,945 --> 00:19:43,412
And I'm not going to stand in your way.
604
00:19:43,481 --> 00:19:46,415
- Maybe you'll show me how I can help, too.
- ♪ We know they won't win ♪
605
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:47,917
I'd like that.
606
00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:51,554
Truth is, real change starts
with tough conversations,
607
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:54,661
'cause you have to face reality
if you want to improve it.
608
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:56,259
Injustice anywhere is a threat
609
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,660
to justice everywhere.
610
00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:59,462
That's Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
611
00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:00,730
And you would know that
612
00:20:00,798 --> 00:20:02,532
if it was in your textbooks
where it should be.
613
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,468
Sure, a few people can't
change the world all at once,
614
00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:08,838
but it's a start, 'cause
that's what progress is...
615
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:12,508
small steps that can lead
to something revolutionary.
616
00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:14,644
The movies had always
inspired me to create,
617
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:15,978
but one in particular
618
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,846
inspired me to do the right thing.
619
00:20:17,893 --> 00:20:19,982
♪ Hey, now ♪
620
00:20:20,084 --> 00:20:22,952
♪
621
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:24,687
Oh, it's all too much!
622
00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:25,855
Oh!
623
00:20:25,957 --> 00:20:27,723
- [Sobbing]
- Oh, no!
624
00:20:27,825 --> 00:20:30,426
- Oh, mother mercy, why?!
- Oh!
625
00:20:30,637 --> 00:20:33,993
Geoff, you've inspired me
to be a better man.
626
00:20:34,087 --> 00:20:36,157
Aww, Bar. Are you giving some
of your stuff to charity?
627
00:20:36,228 --> 00:20:38,295
Nope, I'm giving
some of your stuff back.
628
00:20:38,397 --> 00:20:39,824
My missing Jordans?
629
00:20:39,887 --> 00:20:41,325
I cried when I couldn't find these!
630
00:20:41,395 --> 00:20:43,832
So hard. But they're back now,
and they smell like my feet.
631
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,871
My toothbrush? My pajamas?
632
00:20:45,957 --> 00:20:48,224
- A photo of my Nana?
- [Chuckles] I like her face.
633
00:20:48,335 --> 00:20:49,701
My prescription swim goggles?
634
00:20:49,803 --> 00:20:52,371
Yeah, those gave me
a headache in the shower.
635
00:20:52,473 --> 00:20:54,339
But the good news is,
I learned my lesson
636
00:20:54,441 --> 00:20:56,041
and I will never permanently borrow
637
00:20:56,143 --> 00:20:58,143
anything from you again.
638
00:20:58,283 --> 00:21:00,216
- Later, Schwartz.
- Oh, come on!
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