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Ah, the phones of the '80s;
kitschy, colorful and enormous.
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And my dad hated all of them.
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Especially when he couldn't
get through to the house.
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A busy signal?!
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Oh, what kind of Chatty Charlie
is hogging the line?!
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Piece of crap garbage children!
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If you met them, you'd know!
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But then we got the cutting-edge tech
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that would end
the busy signal forever...
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call waiting.
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I love you more than the
Cookie Monster loves cookies.
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Whoa, that's a lot.
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Is that your call waiting?
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Let me get rid of them.
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Goldbergs.
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And if this is for Barry,
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he's instructed me to say
"Wassup, girl."
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I've been calling for ten minutes!
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- Didn't you hear the beep?
- Oh, sorry, Dad.
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Put your mom on.
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Who knew there was more
than one kind of onion?
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Mom, Dad's calling, but make it fast
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'cause I'm talking to Brea!
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Just a sec, Schmoopie Poops.
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I'm adding some flavor
to my Swedish meatballs.
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Dad, it's gonna be a while.
Let me get back to Brea.
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No, no, no, don't you do the click over.
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Ooh, my finger's already in motion.
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Sorry, my love.
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My dumb dad was on the line.
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It's still me, moron!
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Whoops.
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- Brea?
- Hey.
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Where'd he go?!
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Please deposit ten cents.
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Fine! I'm gonna get
every onion there is!
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I will take away everything
and everyone you love forever!
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Too much club, sweetie.
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Well, then, fine!
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I'll throw your bedroom into the ocean!
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Moving closer, but still a miss.
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All right, I will remove
all of your precious phones!
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Mom, talk to your husband.
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We need phones.
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What if there's a medical emergency?
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There will be
if you don't move out of my way!
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Dad!
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Okay, Murray, there's too much slack.
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was November 18th, 1980-something,
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and the Jenkintown Posse
was back in action.
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Your lives may begin again!
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Your magnetic and voluptuous
leader has returned!
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- JTP!
- JTP!
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Hmm, the place seems different.
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Where's all the sadness
and stench of a litter box
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even though there's no cat?
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Oh, Erica's been helping them
spruce the place up.
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Mostly, it's just cleaning.
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Did you know that there was
a fireplace behind the gum wall?
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Okay, emergency JTP announcements.
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One, I am now single
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and free to hang around the clock.
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Two, turn this place back
into the filthy hell I love.
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Dude, they can't live in a dump.
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They have girlfriends now.
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Oh, please!
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These loveless, unlovable dummies
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don't have love
in their love-deprived lives.
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But we do.
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I met Beth when she came in The Gap
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looking for a fitted cable knit sweater,
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and she left with my heart.
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Dear Penthouse letters, I have
a story you'll never use.
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My special lady is Gwen.
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Her purity ring says no,
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but her anger at her father says yes.
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Gwen sounds like a poor man's Beth.
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I've recently begun a dalliance
with Laura.
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She embraces my nudist lifestyle
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but asks that I put a towel
down on her couch.
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Sounds like you guys got
a pretty good poker hand:
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three fives.
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Now let's go to the Wawa
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and play some classic JTP smash ball.
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Is that where you smash fruit
with swords and tennis racquets,
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and the guy who works there
spends hours hosing it down?
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Erica knows her sports.
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Ah, we're gonna need a rain check, man.
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We have a quadruple date at Bennigan's.
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Our ladies like to day drink
in a funky atmosphere.
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But article nine of the JTP bylaws
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states that all members
must heed the wishes
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of its most jacked leader. Me.
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I don't remember signing off
on that one.
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That's because it was just added.
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The JTP Constitution
is a living document.
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Yeah, these rules seem to change
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based on your arbitrary whims.
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Naked Rob gets it.
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Now let's grab a weapon
and smash some stuff.
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I call whatever this is!
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Ooh, that's our decorative river cane.
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Let's... Let's leave that be.
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Now I'm angrier than Gwen at her father.
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Damn it! I learned her name. Let's move!
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While Barry forced the JTP to hang,
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I was without a phone
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and forced to connect with Brea
the old-fashioned way...
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pen and paper.
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"Brea, my light, my heart..."
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"...is laid bare before you.
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I give you all of me,
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and in return I require nothing
but to see your smile...
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more glorious than any sunrise."
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Okay, Shakespeare we were not,
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but these were sweet nothings
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shared between just the two of us.
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"My dearest sweet Adam..."
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"...you are my sun and my moon."
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And apparently my mom.
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"Until our lips meet again, I am lost.
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I can't wait until we are
eternally bonded in marriage.
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Man and wife."
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Oh, no!
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[Bleep] no!
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Murray, turn off your best friend!
We got a problem!
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Is that the electric bill?
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Because I told those kids,
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"Hey, you don't open that refrigerator
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until you know what you want!"
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It's Adam and Brea's love letters.
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They're discussing marriage!
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They've only known each other
like a week.
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They've been dating for over a year.
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She came to Miami with us.
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Ah! I know who you're talking about.
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Big girl, like 6 feet,
blonde hair, 200 pounds,
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big wine-stain birthmark on her face.
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No! And who is that?
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They're already tossing around
names for their children.
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They want to name their son Cameron.
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My first instinct is to do nothing.
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I'm gonna go with that.
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You're not shocked by any of this?
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Nah. My first girlfriend?
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I told her I would die for her.
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We broke up a week later.
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Just found out she died.
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Nobody cares about
your old, dead trollops.
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I'm worried about Adam.
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My point is, young couples
say all sorts of dumb stuff.
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Well, what if this isn't just stuff?
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This girl could be
our future daughter-in-law.
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- We barely know her.
- We know her...
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big girl with
the Gorbachev thing on her face.
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That's very specific.
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- Who are you thinking of?
- I don't know.
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But why are we on the hook for all this?
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Call up her parents and let them
destroy young hearts.
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That's a great idea, Murray.
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Except we don't have a phone
to call them!
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So go down the street
and use the pay phone
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like I do to order calzones.
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Why am I the only one with good ideas?
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As my mom thought of ways
to reach out to Brea's parents,
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the JTP were returning to their roots.
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They sliced stuff.
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Piña colada!
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They crushed stuff.
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- Ohh!
- Told ya!
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Then they blew stuff up.
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Whoo!
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That was bananas!
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Firecrackers and wordplay!
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This is the best!
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This seems like
a natural stopping point.
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I gotta boogie. You know
how Erica gets when I'm tardy.
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Yeah, I should go too.
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- Same.
- Me too.
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But I have a long list
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of other fun things to destroy.
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We love you, bud, but our lovely ladies
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are waiting for us.
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Well, I'm afraid you've given me
no choice
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but to order you to break up
with your girlfriends.
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You can't do that.
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Oh, but I can.
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Tell Linda, Essie and Ginzy it's over.
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Those aren't their names,
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and we're not gonna do that.
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We like them a lot.
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More than me, your best friend?
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- Well...
- It's not the same.
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Their hugs are different.
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Oh, get over here!
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There's not a lady alive
I can't out-hug.
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Bar, if anyone should understand
why we wanna spend time
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with our girlfriends, it's you.
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Yeah, you totally disappeared
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when you were dating Ren and Lainey.
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Hmm. This all makes sense now.
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As long as you have love in your life,
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you won't ever have time for me.
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Awesome. Your tone is ominous,
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but I'm glad we could figure this out.
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Oh, it's figured.
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It's figured but good.
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Hey, get back here and clean this up!
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While Barry cooked up
a surprise for the JTP,
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I got a surprise visit
from my girlfriend's mom.
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- Hey, Adam.
- Mrs. Bee?!
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What are you doing here in my home
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where my dubious family resides?
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You okay? You seem
a little startled to see me.
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Oh, not too startled, I hope.
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Adam tends to get a leaky fuel line
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under the smallest amount of pressure.
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- What?
- We're talking oil and gas.
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Mom! It was one Fourth of July!
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I see. Uh, your mom invited me over
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to get to know each other,
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and I already feel like I know too much.
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Excuse us for a sec.
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Why is my girlfriend's mom here?
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Well, you've been dating a long time,
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and you are her sun and moon.
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You read my letters! Those are private!
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You should know that nothing
in this house is private.
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That's why I took the doors
off the bathrooms.
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You said the handyman was painting them.
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And to be clear: no grandson of mine
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is gonna be named Cameron.
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We're also considering Joshua.
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I've already got
your kids' names picked out.
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The boys will be Eli, Jacob and Samuel.
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And the twins will be named
Sasha and Lily.
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- Five kids?
- Don't worry.
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I'll be there the whole time
to help out.
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I'm home!
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Doesn't mean it's the start
of a conversation.
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Dad! Put your pants back on!
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Vicki Bee is here!
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- The principal?
- No, Murray, I'm Brea's mom.
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It's nice to finally meet you.
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I'm sorry.
I wish somebody would've called
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and let me know I'd be
uncomfortable in my own home.
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We would have except Murray
got rid of all the phones.
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Because this moron was
constantly tying up the line,
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talking to his moron girlfriend!
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Whose mom is right here!
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Great, we're practically family.
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Off they go.
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Yeah, Mrs. Bee in my house
was bound to be bad.
259
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But then the craziest thing happened.
260
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She and my mom became fast friends.
261
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I probably shouldn't admit this but...
262
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I took a teeny peek at one of
Adam and Brea's love letters.
263
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- I read 'em all.
- Me too.
264
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It was a little upsetting.
265
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So tell me, how do we pull the reins
266
00:08:35,789 --> 00:08:38,489
on their stupid,
misguided, teenage love?
267
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Maybe we talk to them as adults?
268
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Ooh, I got one.
269
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We trick them into thinking
that marriage
270
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is a faulty, loveless institution
271
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that yields no permanent joy
or happiness.
272
00:08:48,401 --> 00:08:49,834
Oh, I've already done that.
273
00:08:49,936 --> 00:08:50,968
Oh?
274
00:08:51,071 --> 00:08:52,704
Brea's dad and I went through
a nasty split.
275
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- Wasdatnow?
- Yeah, we're divorced.
276
00:08:54,341 --> 00:08:55,573
Yep, back in the day,
277
00:08:55,675 --> 00:08:57,575
people were uncomfortable
with the "D" word.
278
00:08:57,677 --> 00:08:59,644
- Oh.
- My mom was definitely one of them.
279
00:08:59,746 --> 00:09:02,013
- Wow.
- Truthfully, it ended up being
280
00:09:02,115 --> 00:09:03,514
the best thing for everyone.
281
00:09:03,616 --> 00:09:05,216
With that, my mom realized
282
00:09:05,318 --> 00:09:07,819
Mrs. Bee's past might affect my future.
283
00:09:07,921 --> 00:09:09,787
So she did this.
284
00:09:09,889 --> 00:09:12,090
Murray, we've got to break up
Adam and Brea!
285
00:09:12,192 --> 00:09:13,157
Damn right!
286
00:09:13,259 --> 00:09:15,320
That lady's way too old for him.
287
00:09:17,133 --> 00:09:19,594
My mom was upset over the news
of Vicki's divorce,
288
00:09:19,619 --> 00:09:21,923
- and my dad wasn't helping.
- So this doesn't bother you?
289
00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:23,368
She's divorced, big deal.
290
00:09:23,447 --> 00:09:26,048
So you don't care
about Adam splitting with Brea
291
00:09:26,135 --> 00:09:28,158
and only seeing his children
half the time?
292
00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,086
So help me, if she takes those
little munchkins out of state,
293
00:09:31,155 --> 00:09:32,220
I will kidnap them!
294
00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:34,389
So you think Brea will divorce Adam
295
00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:35,891
just because her mom is divorced?
296
00:09:35,959 --> 00:09:38,860
Yes. Children repeat
the mistakes of their parents.
297
00:09:38,929 --> 00:09:40,362
We have to stop Adam.
298
00:09:40,431 --> 00:09:42,364
Stop me from doing what?
299
00:09:42,433 --> 00:09:44,833
Oh, baby, sit down.
300
00:09:44,902 --> 00:09:48,637
We have some upsetting news about Brea.
301
00:09:48,739 --> 00:09:51,540
Brea's mother, Vicki...
302
00:09:51,642 --> 00:09:53,008
...is divorced.
303
00:09:53,033 --> 00:09:53,986
What are you saying?
304
00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:54,943
Divorced.
305
00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,088
Still can't hear you.
306
00:09:56,113 --> 00:09:57,779
- Dee. Vorced.
- The Force?
307
00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,081
- Dee. Vorced.
- From "Star Wars"?
308
00:09:59,149 --> 00:10:00,681
- Divorced.
- What are you saying?
309
00:10:00,751 --> 00:10:01,783
Divorced!
310
00:10:01,844 --> 00:10:03,811
The woman is divorced!
311
00:10:03,887 --> 00:10:05,020
Oh. Yeah, I know.
312
00:10:05,089 --> 00:10:07,322
That harpy told you
about her broken marriage?
313
00:10:07,391 --> 00:10:08,357
No, I kinda figured it out
314
00:10:08,425 --> 00:10:09,691
when her dad lived in a different house.
315
00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,560
Without his family?
316
00:10:11,628 --> 00:10:13,428
Is he ever not smiling?
317
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,963
Adam, let me tell you a story.
318
00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:17,599
No. I don't wanna hear
how your aunt's handyman's mom
319
00:10:17,668 --> 00:10:19,000
got divorced and now she's living
320
00:10:19,103 --> 00:10:20,202
in a giant soup can.
321
00:10:20,304 --> 00:10:22,070
It was my manicurist's roof guy
322
00:10:22,172 --> 00:10:24,306
who lost so much in his split
323
00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:25,707
that they turned his water off
324
00:10:25,776 --> 00:10:27,309
and he had to bathe in a lake.
325
00:10:27,411 --> 00:10:30,045
Snapping turtles took his toes, lips
326
00:10:30,147 --> 00:10:31,880
and a nice chunk of one buttock,
327
00:10:31,982 --> 00:10:34,483
and now he's got to sit crotch down.
328
00:10:34,585 --> 00:10:36,585
None of that happened to any person.
329
00:10:36,687 --> 00:10:38,854
I only bring this up
because you and Brea
330
00:10:38,922 --> 00:10:40,822
have been discussing your futures,
331
00:10:40,858 --> 00:10:44,092
and I don't think that she has
the best role models.
332
00:10:44,161 --> 00:10:45,494
And what do I have?
333
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,331
No boundaries and no bottoms.
334
00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,431
The kid's pretty clever.
When's he gonna get a girlfriend?
335
00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,099
Adam, you need to listen to me!
336
00:10:51,168 --> 00:10:53,168
Divorce is no laughing matter!
337
00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:55,871
I don't want you to be
one of those sad sacks
338
00:10:55,939 --> 00:10:58,240
who has to go on dates in his thirties!
339
00:10:58,342 --> 00:10:59,474
In his thirties!
340
00:10:59,543 --> 00:11:02,177
Stop! Divorce isn't some horrible thing!
341
00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:03,578
Just because Brea's mom is
342
00:11:03,647 --> 00:11:05,347
doesn't mean it's inevitable for us.
343
00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:07,382
Okay, so you're not gonna listen to me.
344
00:11:07,451 --> 00:11:10,118
Maybe you'll listen to one
of your esteemed heroes.
345
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,822
You think these bozos are my heroes?
346
00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,457
It's the best I could do.
347
00:11:15,526 --> 00:11:17,459
Thank you for agreeing to speak with us.
348
00:11:17,528 --> 00:11:18,960
We didn't agree.
349
00:11:19,062 --> 00:11:20,796
This is a hostage situation.
350
00:11:20,797 --> 00:11:22,174
Well, while we're waiting for help,
351
00:11:22,199 --> 00:11:23,965
let's find out more about you people.
352
00:11:24,023 --> 00:11:26,123
I'd prefer to keep
my private life private.
353
00:11:26,236 --> 00:11:27,569
Oh, not me. I talked about my gout
354
00:11:27,671 --> 00:11:29,237
on a sports call-in show this morning.
355
00:11:29,306 --> 00:11:31,640
- What do you want to know?
- Dale, are you currently married?
356
00:11:31,742 --> 00:11:34,042
Nope, split as the pea soup I eat alone
357
00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,477
in my bachelors-only building.
358
00:11:35,546 --> 00:11:37,179
Your divorce must have been difficult.
359
00:11:37,247 --> 00:11:38,747
Actually, it was the best.
360
00:11:38,816 --> 00:11:40,415
- What?
- Yup. I was finally free
361
00:11:40,484 --> 00:11:42,284
from the lies about why our carpenter
362
00:11:42,352 --> 00:11:43,752
was always wearing my bathrobe
363
00:11:43,821 --> 00:11:46,154
or coming with me and Gretchen
on vacation.
364
00:11:46,223 --> 00:11:47,255
Ignore him.
365
00:11:47,324 --> 00:11:50,025
Ball, you're a tragic divorcé, right?
366
00:11:50,093 --> 00:11:52,627
Happily married
for thirty glorious years.
367
00:11:52,729 --> 00:11:55,230
But you always seem so bald
and miserable.
368
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:56,865
This going how you thought
it was gonna go?
369
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:59,868
Fine. Surely you have
tragic tales of dating.
370
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,036
Au contraire.
371
00:12:01,104 --> 00:12:03,271
The pool of unattached
older gals is deep.
372
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:05,507
Desperate, widowed bitties
want attention.
373
00:12:05,576 --> 00:12:07,476
And I'm just the young buck
to give it to 'em.
374
00:12:07,544 --> 00:12:09,845
Enough. No one cares
if Brea's mom is divorced.
375
00:12:09,947 --> 00:12:11,746
Brea Bee's hot mom is on the market?
376
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,415
Tell her I have
most of my original teeth.
377
00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:16,251
Well, excuse me
for wanting to protect you.
378
00:12:16,353 --> 00:12:17,452
Protect him from what?!
379
00:12:17,521 --> 00:12:19,221
He's never gonna do better
than Brea Bee. Ever.
380
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:20,455
I mean, ever.
381
00:12:20,524 --> 00:12:21,456
It's true.
382
00:12:21,525 --> 00:12:23,325
We spend hours in the teachers' lounge
383
00:12:23,427 --> 00:12:26,127
trying to figure out how he
landed her in the first place.
384
00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:27,529
My guess is she got hit on the head
385
00:12:27,554 --> 00:12:28,707
and it damaged the part of her brain
386
00:12:28,732 --> 00:12:30,398
that processes odd shapes.
387
00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,400
This is starting to feel personal.
388
00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:33,479
It is. Ha!
389
00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:34,569
While my mom's plan
390
00:12:34,638 --> 00:12:36,338
to break up me and Brea broke down,
391
00:12:36,406 --> 00:12:38,807
Barry was planning
a few breakups of his own,
392
00:12:38,909 --> 00:12:41,042
one JTP member at a time.
393
00:12:41,144 --> 00:12:42,310
Good afternoon, it's Matt Bradley.
394
00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:44,346
Hi, Matt Bradley, it's your girlfriend.
395
00:12:44,448 --> 00:12:45,747
Beth? You sound weird.
396
00:12:45,816 --> 00:12:47,015
You sound weird!
397
00:12:47,084 --> 00:12:49,518
Which is one of the reasons
why I'm breaking up with you.
398
00:12:49,586 --> 00:12:50,819
Don't look for answers.
399
00:12:50,921 --> 00:12:51,820
Byeeee!
400
00:12:53,223 --> 00:12:54,422
One down...
401
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,057
three to go.
402
00:12:56,126 --> 00:12:58,727
Yep, he used every trick
in the breakup book,
403
00:12:58,795 --> 00:13:00,095
like the Dear John letter.
404
00:13:00,163 --> 00:13:02,330
"Dear Rob, it's over.
405
00:13:02,399 --> 00:13:05,066
Sincerely, Naked Rob's girlfriend.
406
00:13:05,135 --> 00:13:06,334
Don't look for answers."
407
00:13:06,403 --> 00:13:07,714
The intimidating home-wrecker.
408
00:13:07,739 --> 00:13:08,775
- Andy Cogan?
- Yeah?
409
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:09,838
I'm your romantic rival,
410
00:13:09,907 --> 00:13:11,473
and I have easily claimed
your girlfriend.
411
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:13,508
What? But you're a turtlenecked child!
412
00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:15,911
A turtlenecked child with
a fresh twenty in his pocket!
413
00:13:15,979 --> 00:13:17,646
- What?
- Don't look for answers.
414
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,783
And for Geoff, he straight-up lied.
415
00:13:19,808 --> 00:13:21,850
- Oh, hey, Barry. What's up?
- Terrible news.
416
00:13:21,952 --> 00:13:23,418
I just talked to my sister.
417
00:13:23,487 --> 00:13:24,920
She said she doesn't want
to see you again.
418
00:13:24,988 --> 00:13:26,588
- Oh, my God! What?!
- Don't look for answers.
419
00:13:26,657 --> 00:13:28,890
While Barry's lies stunned the JTP,
420
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:31,927
my mom was about to face
a very angry Mrs. Bee.
421
00:13:31,995 --> 00:13:33,428
Vicki! To what do I owe this...
422
00:13:33,530 --> 00:13:34,930
Cut the crap, Beverly.
423
00:13:35,032 --> 00:13:36,565
Did you tell Dale Woodburn
424
00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:38,533
that I was single and ready to swingle?
425
00:13:38,602 --> 00:13:40,402
Not in those words.
426
00:13:40,504 --> 00:13:42,337
He just called and asked me
to be his date
427
00:13:42,439 --> 00:13:44,372
to his cousin's sobriety anniversary.
428
00:13:44,474 --> 00:13:45,774
Meeting the family!
429
00:13:45,876 --> 00:13:47,309
Wow, you move fast!
430
00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:49,244
I'm not going anywhere with him!
431
00:13:49,346 --> 00:13:51,646
Only one side of his body sweats.
432
00:13:51,715 --> 00:13:53,281
That's called Harlequin syndrome.
433
00:13:53,383 --> 00:13:54,916
It's a real nervous disorder.
434
00:13:54,985 --> 00:13:56,718
And I would think
you'd be more sympathetic
435
00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:58,286
given your situation.
436
00:13:58,388 --> 00:14:00,155
My situation?
437
00:14:00,223 --> 00:14:02,023
Meaning I'm divorced?
438
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:03,892
Something you're clearly
not comfortable with.
439
00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:06,328
I have no issue, zero,
440
00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:07,996
with the fact that you are divorced.
441
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,130
Then why can't you say it?
442
00:14:09,232 --> 00:14:10,365
Please!
443
00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:12,400
Give me a soap box and a megaphone!
444
00:14:12,502 --> 00:14:13,735
You are divorced.
445
00:14:13,804 --> 00:14:15,971
Here's something I have
no problem saying:
446
00:14:16,073 --> 00:14:17,305
you're crazy.
447
00:14:17,407 --> 00:14:19,074
Your whole family is crazy!
448
00:14:19,176 --> 00:14:20,108
How dare you?!
449
00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:21,543
That is something that you whisper!
450
00:14:21,645 --> 00:14:23,578
Why? The whole world should know.
451
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,447
Your husband doesn't wear pants.
452
00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:28,249
- And?
- And he threw out all your phones.
453
00:14:28,318 --> 00:14:30,819
- And?
- And you dragged your son to school
454
00:14:30,887 --> 00:14:33,521
to scare him with
the marital woes of the faculty!
455
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:34,823
That's a good one.
456
00:14:34,882 --> 00:14:36,148
- Mom?
- What's going on?
457
00:14:36,226 --> 00:14:38,193
Uh, what's going on is we're leaving.
458
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,295
- But... But...
- Let's go!
459
00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:46,935
What. Did. You. Do?
460
00:14:47,037 --> 00:14:49,371
Nothing!
461
00:14:49,439 --> 00:14:51,806
She called our family crazy
for some reason.
462
00:14:51,908 --> 00:14:53,274
For all the reasons!
463
00:14:53,377 --> 00:14:56,144
It's well established you're
a mentally deranged crackpot!
464
00:14:56,246 --> 00:14:57,912
Schmoo, don't be upset.
465
00:14:58,015 --> 00:14:59,981
I'm just looking out
for your best interests.
466
00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:01,182
Best interests?
467
00:15:01,251 --> 00:15:02,817
I thought you read my letters.
468
00:15:02,886 --> 00:15:04,786
Brea is my everything.
469
00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:07,922
No one who really cared about me
would try to take that away.
470
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,958
While my mom was divorced from reality,
471
00:15:10,027 --> 00:15:13,028
Barry was ready to hang
with the newly single JTP.
472
00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:14,529
There they are.
473
00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:17,098
I heard the news
about all four of your lovers
474
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,533
leaving you simultaneously.
475
00:15:18,635 --> 00:15:20,902
But fear not, I've come bearing gifts.
476
00:15:20,971 --> 00:15:22,904
Yeah, Bar, how exactly did you hear
477
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,139
about our girlfriends dumping us?
478
00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:26,374
You know, the campus grapevine.
479
00:15:26,476 --> 00:15:27,909
General scuttlebutt.
480
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,146
While I do like to gab,
I think of myself as a listener.
481
00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:32,714
Check it.
482
00:15:32,816 --> 00:15:34,616
Used road flares, huh?
483
00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,985
Dude, our ladies didn't
actually break up with us.
484
00:15:37,054 --> 00:15:39,131
Denial. People don't want
to hear the truth,
485
00:15:39,186 --> 00:15:42,023
but it's best to accept it and move on.
486
00:15:42,092 --> 00:15:43,892
Cheggit: "Look Who's Talking."
487
00:15:43,994 --> 00:15:45,560
It's a baby who's talking, that's who.
488
00:15:45,662 --> 00:15:46,961
Nice try, dumbass.
489
00:15:47,064 --> 00:15:48,463
This is low even for you.
490
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:51,466
Geoff, you took this strumpet
back after what she did?!
491
00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:53,134
Barry, I didn't cheat on him!
492
00:15:53,236 --> 00:15:54,869
Oh, don't play her games!
493
00:15:54,971 --> 00:15:56,204
She knows what she did!
494
00:15:56,273 --> 00:15:59,107
Barry, we know you're behind
this and we can prove it.
495
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,175
Sorry, Barry.
496
00:16:00,277 --> 00:16:01,476
Even though this guy wears sandals,
497
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:02,577
he's quick like a rabbit.
498
00:16:02,679 --> 00:16:03,878
I want my 20 dollars back.
499
00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:05,413
Long gone, muchacho.
500
00:16:05,515 --> 00:16:06,448
Like me.
501
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,016
Enjoy whatever this is.
502
00:16:08,085 --> 00:16:09,884
Fine! You got me.
503
00:16:09,986 --> 00:16:11,820
Another Barry prank for the ages.
504
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,723
First we laugh, now we make up
over Hawaiian pizza.
505
00:16:14,825 --> 00:16:15,857
No, thanks.
506
00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:17,592
This time you went too far, man.
507
00:16:17,694 --> 00:16:20,328
Only because I wanted
to hang out with you guys.
508
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:22,964
And watch the romantic
ups and downs of a new mom
509
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,200
as seen through the cynical eye
of a talking baby.
510
00:16:25,302 --> 00:16:26,868
Why would we want to hang out
with someone
511
00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:28,336
who'd try to hurt us?
512
00:16:28,438 --> 00:16:29,904
We're gonna go be with our ladies.
513
00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:31,206
See ya around, Big Tasty.
514
00:16:31,308 --> 00:16:32,507
Come on.
515
00:16:32,532 --> 00:16:33,765
Geoff, come on.
516
00:16:35,252 --> 00:16:37,086
Wait!
517
00:16:39,609 --> 00:16:41,594
Barry's attempts to free the JTP
518
00:16:41,679 --> 00:16:43,883
from the bonds of their
girlfriends had been fruitless.
519
00:16:43,977 --> 00:16:47,320
The same could not be said
about the Wawa parking lot.
520
00:16:47,391 --> 00:16:48,590
Uch.
521
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:50,266
That tastes nothing like Sprite.
522
00:16:50,368 --> 00:16:51,515
Thought I'd find ya here.
523
00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:52,602
You playin' some smash ball?
524
00:16:52,685 --> 00:16:54,805
I tried, but I have no one to play with,
525
00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:56,072
so I'm just eating the fruit.
526
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,378
Yeah, I see you munching
on that lime there.
527
00:16:58,403 --> 00:17:00,426
- How's that treating you?
- Not so good.
528
00:17:00,528 --> 00:17:02,161
Neither are the three grapefruits,
529
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:05,198
basket of blackberries,
six mushy plums, half a mango,
530
00:17:05,266 --> 00:17:07,767
and something called a jackfruit.
531
00:17:07,836 --> 00:17:09,635
I'm starting to think the seeds
weren't edible.
532
00:17:09,704 --> 00:17:11,504
Oh, no! Barry, that is
way too much fruit!
533
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,773
No, I deserve the terrible gas,
bloating,
534
00:17:13,842 --> 00:17:15,608
and pins-and-needles feeling in my feet.
535
00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:16,809
I'm a terrible friend.
536
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,678
I mean, it wasn't great.
537
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,181
Why can't you just be happy for them?
538
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:23,516
I am.
539
00:17:23,618 --> 00:17:25,051
I love those guys.
540
00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:28,120
It's just they've always been
there when I needed them.
541
00:17:28,189 --> 00:17:30,022
And for the first time they're not.
542
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,057
That's not true.
543
00:17:31,159 --> 00:17:32,658
Bar, haven't I always been there
for you?
544
00:17:32,727 --> 00:17:34,627
- Yeah.
- Look, you can still be a good friend
545
00:17:34,729 --> 00:17:36,062
while being in a relationship.
546
00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:37,663
- What's the secret?
- No secret.
547
00:17:37,732 --> 00:17:39,065
You just got to work hard at both.
548
00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:40,600
And always make sure no one forgets
549
00:17:40,702 --> 00:17:41,801
how much they mean to you.
550
00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:43,154
Are you saying I should go to them?
551
00:17:43,179 --> 00:17:44,948
They're on a group date right
now at the mini golf course.
552
00:17:44,973 --> 00:17:47,406
- So maybe it can wait till...
- I will go to them! Thank you, Geoff.
553
00:17:47,508 --> 00:17:49,542
And so Barry ran to his friends.
554
00:17:49,644 --> 00:17:50,810
But my mom couldn't run
555
00:17:50,912 --> 00:17:53,045
from how I really felt
about my girlfriend.
556
00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:54,046
Whatcha doing?
557
00:17:54,148 --> 00:17:55,882
Torturing myself.
558
00:17:55,984 --> 00:17:57,650
Adam writes that
he will never love anyone
559
00:17:57,719 --> 00:18:00,319
as much as he loves Brea.
560
00:18:00,388 --> 00:18:01,687
You think he means it?
561
00:18:03,024 --> 00:18:04,991
Yeah, right now he does, sure.
562
00:18:05,059 --> 00:18:06,893
Well, if he and Brea are in it
for the long haul,
563
00:18:06,995 --> 00:18:09,295
we've got some awkward holidays ahead.
564
00:18:09,397 --> 00:18:11,397
I offended Vicki Bee.
565
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,566
Well, just call her and apologize.
566
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,668
How? We have no phone.
567
00:18:18,239 --> 00:18:20,006
I missed having something to slam.
568
00:18:20,074 --> 00:18:22,275
Thanks.
569
00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:24,310
But this is probably something
I should do in person.
570
00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:26,579
Sometimes we get so caught up
in what's best
571
00:18:26,681 --> 00:18:27,880
for the people we love,
572
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,048
we do crazy things.
573
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,650
Listen!
574
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:33,519
I need to say something,
but not to you guys.
575
00:18:33,621 --> 00:18:35,688
To them, the girlfriends.
576
00:18:35,757 --> 00:18:36,589
Yeah, Bar...
577
00:18:36,691 --> 00:18:37,890
You three may not know it,
578
00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:40,793
but you are the luckiest ladies
on the planet.
579
00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:42,929
All right? Let me give you some advice.
580
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,531
Cherish these men
and all that make them unique.
581
00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:48,301
Like how irate Andy gets when
you use his tiny back scrubber.
582
00:18:48,369 --> 00:18:49,835
Do you mean my toothbrush?
583
00:18:49,938 --> 00:18:51,704
Accept them as they are.
584
00:18:51,806 --> 00:18:53,739
Because if you don't...
585
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,775
you'll lose them.
586
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,343
And that's a terrible feeling.
587
00:18:57,412 --> 00:19:00,446
Um, Barry, these girls aren't
their girlfriends.
588
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:01,847
What do you mean?
589
00:19:03,985 --> 00:19:04,917
Okay.
590
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,752
Who remembers what I just said?
591
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,187
We all do.
592
00:19:11,392 --> 00:19:12,858
JTP.
593
00:19:12,961 --> 00:19:14,060
JTP!
594
00:19:14,128 --> 00:19:15,188
Yeah, there's lots of different ways
595
00:19:15,213 --> 00:19:16,226
to say you're sorry.
596
00:19:16,297 --> 00:19:18,331
But when it comes from the
heart, that's all that matters.
597
00:19:18,433 --> 00:19:21,334
- Looking for Adam?
- You, actually.
598
00:19:21,436 --> 00:19:23,269
I want to apologize for everything.
599
00:19:23,338 --> 00:19:25,438
I have no right to judge you.
600
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,006
I'm sorry.
601
00:19:27,108 --> 00:19:28,307
Thanks.
602
00:19:28,409 --> 00:19:32,078
Look, I have a lot of big,
sometimes-stupid ideas
603
00:19:32,146 --> 00:19:34,914
about what a traditional family
is supposed to be.
604
00:19:35,016 --> 00:19:38,617
But you're a great mom.
605
00:19:38,686 --> 00:19:41,988
You couldn't raise a girl as
amazing as Brea if you weren't.
606
00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:44,657
Well, Adam's not too bad himself.
607
00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:46,659
My body made his body.
608
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,861
That's something someone says
to another person.
609
00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:51,464
It's just, if our kids are gonna
be in each other's lives,
610
00:19:51,532 --> 00:19:54,200
it would be nice if we could
make it work, too.
611
00:19:54,302 --> 00:19:57,103
For our kids, we'd both do anything.
612
00:19:58,639 --> 00:19:59,905
Come on in.
613
00:20:00,008 --> 00:20:02,241
That's the thing. No family is perfect.
614
00:20:02,343 --> 00:20:04,643
But it's our differences
that make us unique.
615
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:05,878
This makes me nervous.
616
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,113
I'm terrified.
617
00:20:07,215 --> 00:20:08,914
And when you combine those differences
618
00:20:09,017 --> 00:20:10,383
with a whole lot of love,
619
00:20:10,485 --> 00:20:11,884
it goes a long way.
620
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,887
In the end, that's what strengthens
621
00:20:14,989 --> 00:20:16,956
all the relationships in our lives,
622
00:20:17,058 --> 00:20:18,224
no matter what,
623
00:20:18,326 --> 00:20:19,525
'cause when you got people who love
624
00:20:19,627 --> 00:20:21,427
and care and celebrate you,
625
00:20:21,529 --> 00:20:22,928
it's a hole in one.
626
00:20:27,338 --> 00:20:29,072
So, I'm here with the real Brea,
627
00:20:29,174 --> 00:20:30,673
who you saw playing her own mother.
628
00:20:30,775 --> 00:20:32,542
Is it just weird
to play your own mother?
629
00:20:32,644 --> 00:20:33,676
It's super weird.
630
00:20:33,778 --> 00:20:35,511
You and Adam really did date
in high school.
631
00:20:35,613 --> 00:20:37,847
Did you guys actually write
those letters?
632
00:20:37,949 --> 00:20:39,015
It is true.
633
00:20:39,117 --> 00:20:40,450
We did date during high school
634
00:20:40,552 --> 00:20:42,985
and we wrote a lot of letters
to each other.
635
00:20:43,088 --> 00:20:45,922
Now, I happen to have
an actual letter right here.
636
00:20:46,024 --> 00:20:48,391
- Oh, no.
- "I feel like your soul
637
00:20:48,493 --> 00:20:50,426
and my soul have become one.
638
00:20:50,528 --> 00:20:52,995
When I'm not with you,
I feel like I'm dying.
639
00:20:53,098 --> 00:20:56,365
It's almost like I need you to live."
640
00:20:56,468 --> 00:20:57,800
I mean, that's normal, right?
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