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If you act like this...

You could end up like this.

So don't try this at home.

From coast to coast,
the street-racing scene

has exploded
all over the country.

And a ragtag group
in new orleans

might be among the best...

-Number 1!
-Number 1!

Kye: ...If we can
come together as a team.

These boys have
some of the fastest cars...

Bam!

...And the biggest mouths.

-Listen to what I said.
-[bleep]

you left early!

I dragged the [bleep]
out of you!

Kye: And we ain't afraid
to throw down big money...

I want to bet 3 grand.

I'll do 5.

...To back it up.

Bet that money.
Get in the back of the train.

'cause we number 1.
You fixing to see this thing.

We race at da pad
in new orleans.

And these bayou outlaws
are [bleep] nuts.

Off with their heads.

Ooh! Kill 'em!
Ooh! Kill 'em!

There's a big target on my
back.

You can't out-60-foot me!
That's why I'm number 1!

But I'll do everything I
can...

...To prove that new orleans
is the best.

I'm kye kelley.

I love you.

And I have the fastest
street-race car on the planet.

Whoa!

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orleans"...

All [bleep] aside,

I mean, we have got to win
these races.

It's a battle for number 1

as me and bobby have
to defend our top spots

against our main rivals,
scott and brandon.

Are you gonna be ready
or not?

How many times
I missed a race?

How about this?
Let's put another $1,000.

You will never be
in front of me, ever.

Kye:
And on race night...

I'll melt it if I got to.
He will not catch me.

Who won?
Come on!

...No one on the list is safe
when huge call-outs...

I'm ready to move
up this list, man.

...And major controversy...

You left early!

...Leads to epic shake-ups.

Here it is.
Did you miss it?

Yes.

You gonna help me?
To your room.

Today, me and alisa
are moving into our new home

with a little help
from my daughter, haley.

All right.

I think I got it
from here, haley.

Alisa and I have been together
for two years.

She's been
a great stepmom to haley.

But she's also pregnant.

No.

What is that?

So my life is changing
quite a bit.

Haley: Where we gonna
put the bouquet at?

It's really made me think

about one more change
that I'd like to make.

Alisa: So you're gonna
have to go back to work

pretty soon, huh?

Kind of thinking
about staying home

and maybe opening a shop.

-Like quitting?
-Yeah.

Right now, I just rent a space

in the garage
to work on my own car.

But now I think
it's time to buy it

and make it
my full-time business.

You know, I'm always
gone all the time.

I'm tired of being gone.

I'm sick of you
being gone too.

My whole life, I've been
in the oil refinery business.

You're on call 24/7.

Sometimes you might
be gone three months.

Sometimes you might
be gone two days.

You never know.

I mean, what,
this is the first year

I was home
for her birthday.

Yeah.

Kye: Owning my own shop

would give me more time
with my family...

You got it?

...And more time to race,
which is a win-win.

Hey, I talked
to scott taylor today.

Really?

Wasn't his car broke
or something?

He's got to stay up
for about two days straight

and get it ready.

I got called out this weekend

for my number-1 spot
on the big-tire list

by my main rival, scott
taylor,

who's number 2 on the list.

I don't think
he'll even be ready.

Last week, his car blew up
just before the race.

[ explosion ]
[ screaming ]

kye: But he is so cocky.

He still wants to bet big
money

that he can take
my number-1 spot on Saturday.

Five [bleep] next week.

[bleep] call the [bleep]
right here.

He's also convinced
his mini-me, brandon,

to call out my boy bobby

for his number-1 spot
on the small-tire list.

Let's lock that [bleep] in,
too, next week.

We'll do 5 grand too.

It's great that we finally
have a small-tire list

to go along with
our big-tire list.

Those small-tire loudmouths
all thought they were number
1.

I'm fixing to put a class
and a clinic on for y'all.

So the list is like a shock
to everyone, except bobby.

There's that [bleep] [bleep]
turbo car!

Now, they all want to be
the real number 1.

And the big-tire guys
are gunning for me

harder than ever...

...Now that I won the title
of number 1 in the nation.

All that competition
makes everyone stronger

and will help us be
a united group

against challengers
from other cities.

But rivalries in new orleans
are still fierce.

And I never want scott
and brandon to beat us.

How mad you think
they gonna be

if you whip bobby
and I whip kye?

We're definitely
different factions.

And beating them this time
will be especially sweet

because I can use that cash

to put a down payment
on my new shop.

She's got it figured out,
the thing.

She's gonna be a mechanic
and come work for me.

Why? That's fun.

Where's that reducer at?
Is that over there?

Man: Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Man, what the [bleep]
are y'all doing?

I'm getting this bitch
ready for battle.

[ chuckles ]

I'm bobby ducote.
I drive little legend.

It's a 1971 ford maverick.

It's only nitrous-assist,
and it beats up on turbo cars

every damn time
they get on side of it.

I'm setting it on kill,

and I'm getting dead-on
brandon's ass this weekend.

Last weekend, I whooped his
ass

for a number-1 spot
on our small-tire list.

Now, tell me I ain't
turned that [bleep] up

like I said I would!

This weekend,
I'm gonna do it again.

The hell y'all got
back here?

Casket's in the back?

Yeah, we decided, you know,

we're gonna leave
ls killer in here.

I'll be damned.

I came over to bobby's
to see how he was doing.

Obviously, he's having
a lot of fun, which is great.

But I just want to make sure
he's taking his weekend

as serious as he needs to.

Look, man,
all [bleep] aside,

I mean, we have got to win
these races.

Say you beat brandon,
I lose to scott,

I mean, we hadn't
accomplished [bleep]

and the other way around,
I mean, you know?

They still got
bragging rights.

Well, we're not gonna give 'em
no bragging rights.

I'm glad to see bobby's
so serious about beating
brandon

because that race
could be a deal breaker for
us.

I don't see scott being
much of a problem to beat

considering how bad john doe
was messed up.

Man, I've been hearing so many
rumors about scott's car.

I mean, I heard
he didn't have valves in.

I heard he had
some custom valves handmade,

sent to him overnight.

They putting the motor back
together right now as we
speak.

I hear it through
the grape ball.

This is the last thing
I wanted to hear.

John doe is one of
the fastest cars in the
country.

And if scott has it purring
again, I could be in trouble.

Well, let's go ride
and look.

I mean, yeah.

Yeah, I'm tired of
hearing rumors, man.

I mean, I want to know
if I need to get my car ready.

Let's go.

Yeah, I don't know
what the heck you were
thinking,

calling kye out
for this weekend.

He said he was the fastest.
And we know that ain't the
case.

I'm scott taylor.

I've got
a '92 oldsmobile cutlass.

I got one carburetor
and one kit.

I'm currently number 2
on the big-tire list.

I feel pretty good
about getting john doe

ready for the race this
weekend.

But it's gonna take
some crazy-long hours

to get it done.

Brandon's coming
to work on his car too.

Brandon is one
of my best racing friends.

We always support each other,
no matter who we're racing.

Last weekend,
when brandon raced bobby,

he had some trouble
with his boost controller

cutting in and out.

Hopefully, he can get
that ironed out

so we can drag bobby's ass
this weekend.

I got a lot of wiring
to do and don't have

all the stuff
to do it with.

I don't like
how that sounds.

You can't be
any more nervous than me.

Getting beat by bobby
twice is unacceptable.

I lose to kye.

I got beat by

the "fastest street racer"
in the country."

you got beat by bobby.

The only thing
that would be as satisfying

as knocking kye off his throne

is brandon knocking
bobby's mouthy ass off his.

The only thing
bobby's got going for him,

he goes "a" to "b."

he's not fast at all.

Well, you pretty much
in the same boat as I am.

I've got to win.

Man: Every light's on
in this son of a bitch.

Yeah, look like they
out there working.

Well, all right.
Here we go.

Who in the hell's that
that just pulled up outside?

Wonder what these
chumps want.

Hide your [bleep]

ooh-ooh,
what y'all boys doing?

Yep.

You gonna be ready
or not?

How many times
I missed a race?

If I had a carburetor here
right now, I wouldn't even
test,

I'd go right out there
on your ass.

I'm gonna whoop your ass
with the small motor.

How about this --
let's put another $1,000

that I'll out-60-foot you,

half-track you,
and eighth-mile you.

You will never be
in front of me, ever.

Hey, I like that [bleep]

kye:
Scott sounds really confident.

He's saying he'll be
ahead of me from the time

b.J. Bangs the light
all the way to the finish
line.

He has beat me before,

both on the track
and the street,

but I can't back down
from a bet like that.

-You got your problem fixed?
-It'll be fixed.

We gonna let the [bleep]
hang out this weekend?

It'll be fixed.

But I actually want to put
a extra nitrous bottle in it

to flip on
if the turbo goes out.

Do we need to bring a golf
cart
to pull you back this time?

I got a feeling shannon
poole's
gonna get on your ass

-right after I get off of it.
-No.

'cause you gonna be
at number 2.

So me and you,
we got an additional $1,000.

Total pot's $6,000
tomorrow night.

The shocker
versus john doe.

And it's gonna be
an awesome night for me.

Talk's cheap.

Man: All right,
what are we doing?

Man, we jetting
this bitch up, man.

Come on, man.

I couldn't even
sleep last night.

I mean, I'd rather
rebuild this motor

every [bleep] week
than lose to john doe.

Kye: Seeing scott
so confident about this
weekend

really caught me by surprise.

I have to make sure
the shocker is on kill.

The shocker is a '92 camaro.

It's got a 638-cubic-inch
engine
that has two nitrous kits,

big tires.

It's the number-1 car
in the country,

and I want to keep it that
way.

[ engine starts ]

what the hell is that?

I don't know
what the [bleep] that was.

What was that noise?

Oh, my lord.

Something up underneath it
was hitting something.

Out of nowhere,
there's a really bad sound

coming from my engine.

I got to take the valve cover
off

and see if I can figure out
what's wrong.

Man: Oh, man.

I hope the lifter
didn't break, though.

When I pulled
the valve cover off,

immediately,
I seen a broken rocker arm.

What the hell's
going on here?

Broken rocker.
It just broke.

Mm-mm-mm.

Here I am thinking scott's car

was gonna be the one
with problems.

But it turns out
my car has problems too.

I'm gonna have to go over
every part of my engine

to make sure
nothing else is hurt

because if I lose to a car
that just blew up last
weekend,

it'll be the worst loss
in the history of our rivalry.

Man, this motor
is so old, man.

Coming up on
"street outlaws: New
orleans"...

A test hit leaves shannon
poole
in the doghouse.

Where's he at?
I see you over there.

And on race night...

I'll melt it if I got to.
He will not catch me.

...Both lists
get major shake-up.

You left early!

-All right?
-Everything looks solid.

Kye:
Shannon poole is a guy

who is dying to be considered
the best.

He's pretty cocky.
He's confident in his car.

Whoever loses between
bobby and brandon,

I know shannon's gonna
be looking to pounce on him.

Where did this, uh,
oil on the floor come from?

Got a brake fluid leak
right here on this caliper.

See if you can get something
to, uh, tighten that, david.

My name is shannon poole.

I drive a '69 chevelle
that's named big dookie.

It's currently number 3
on our small-tire list.

It's great that we finally
have a list now.

All I got to do is go
straight to the top.

-You still got the same old
car.
-Sure do.

Let's get this rim off, man,
so we can get this money.

I started off street racing
when I was real young.

The street racers back then
were the cool guys, you know?

People looked up to 'em.

And my team now
is made up of those same guys

that I looked up to
when I was a kid.

We find the true leak
on this brake caliper

so we can fix it
so we can go to new orleans

and kick some ass!

Crazy dave is my right-hand
man.

His nickname fits him well.

He's always got a rap
for the moment...

Big chief's got a pretty car
and got some scary looks.

But we come from mississippi
with that badass 60-foot.

[ laughter ]

...And a crazy wardrobe.

Last week,
in the small-tire shoot-out,

I got out-run
by brandon smith.

He's got a weaker car than me

and way less experience
than I have.

So I'm working my butt off

to get my car
ready for this weekend

so I can go right up that
list.

You see a leak?

-No. It's not leaking anymore.
-It ain't leaking no more.

Since bobby's won
the number-1 spot

and now brandon
has the number-2 spot,

that's all everybody's
talking about.

Bobby and brandon,
bobby and brandon, bob

well, guess what?
I'm about to crash that party.

Now we got to go test it.

When you're testing out
a street-race car

or making a test hit,
like we like to say,

you got to find a stretch
of road that'll simulate

the same road
that you're gonna be on

when you race
to see how the car's gonna
work.

And that's very hard to do
without going to jail.

You say it's a two-hour drive
to where we're testing at.

We fixing to go
in our driveway.

No, we ain't.

Listen --
I done learned my lesson.

I ain't getting
in that driveway.

Why is your driveway
so special?

'cause his wife
paid for it.

My wife, cara,
is a big supporter of my
racing.

And I could not do it
without her.

But she does have her rules.

And me making a test hit
on our long driveway

is number 1
on the no-freakin'-way list.

Buy her a new dress,
shoes, earrings.

Man: Just give her
a credit card.

Yeah, give her
that credit card.

Yeah.
She'll be all right.

Y'all gonna get me
in trouble.

You just tell her somebody
else
put the black marks down.

You just tell her you drug me
down the driveway.

That's where
the black marks come from.

[ laughs ]

I know I shouldn't let
crazy dave

talk me into this stuff.

But making
a four-hour round trip

to our normal test spot

is a huge pain
in our butt right now.

So as soon as darkness falls,

we're gonna give it
a go in the driveway.

See if we can get away with
it.

So the plan is

we're gonna sneak up
on the driveway

and hope my wife's
got the tv up real loud

so that we can make a test
hit.

[ engine starts ]

of course, the first step
is to do a burn-out

and get some rubber
down on the concrete.

There ya go.

Sure enough, my wife

comes out at the worst
possible time.

And she's not happy.

Well, I tried
to talk him out of it.

I told him
not to do this.

Where is he at?
I see ya over there.

Yeah, come on.
Come on over here.

I thought
we talked about this.

When we put
this driveway down,

there was gonna be
no burn-outs in the driveway.

Yeah, okay.

Well, I just --
I'm just gonna tell you

that it better be gone
when I get up in the morning.

Man:
In the doghouse now.

At least it worked.
It did good.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Is your couch
real comfortable?

Yeah.

Dang.
This is gonna be a long night.

Kye:
It's race night in new
orleans,

and we're about to see
some huge showdowns

at the top of the big-tire
and the small-tire list.

Brandon smith hopes to unseat
bobby ducote

on the small-tire list.

Hey, you want me to roll it
up?
I'll roll it back.

And scott taylor is hoping
to dethrone me

on the big-tire list.

Scott: Got some big wheels
on that bitch.

Both of those guys are coming
off bad weeks at da pad.

We coming back off of, uh,

blowing the whole front
of the car off.

Last week, scott's car
exploded at the starting line.

[ explosion ]
[ screaming ]

surprised you got it
back together.

From machine shop
to the track.

Kye: And for brandon...

Last week, his boost
controller
was shorting out

all the way down the road,
and he ended up losing to
bobby.

That [bleep]
ass-whooper right there.

Kye: Bobby and I are both
determined to defend our
titles.

And we put in a ton of work
to make sure our cars are
ready.

I'm also excited to see
all the other racers starting

to show up tonight.

It looks like
the small-tire guys

are actually taking
their lists seriously.

And they all want a shot
at climbing to the top.

And the big-tire racers
are out in force too.

This is exactly the sort
of competition we need.

If everyone's fighting
to be the best,

new orleans will be the best.

All right, guys.
Y'all bring it in.

Y'all ready
for some battles tonight?

-[bleep] yeah.
-[bleep] yeah.

We always ready.

Tonight should be the most
epic night of street racing

we have ever had at da pad.

I mean, this is the battle
of the titans.

You got me versus scott
taylor.

He's calling me out
for my number-1 spot.

I'm ready for him
right off the trailer.

So however y'all
work it out, I'm fine.

That's all I hear -- blah,
blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.

No, that's just the voices
you hear

after you get
your ass kicked.

Scott: My confidence
is definitely high.

Yeah, I had to rebuild
my motor this week.

But it's like I got
a brand-new car

and got a damn good driver
behind the wheel.

When I turn that trans brake
loose, he [bleep]

can tell y'all that now.

Also, brandon did not like
the outcome of last week.

He's called bobby out again.

He said he had issues
with his car.

And he really thinks
he can [bleep] him up.

And I got his money
right here.

[bleep] him up.
Know I can

brandon smith: He called me
out
again for my number-1 spot

after I destroyed
his ass last week.

I know he's coming.
He had some boost issues.

He will not catch me.

The loser of that race,

shannon poole said
he wants y'all's ass, so...

-Sure does!
-There y'all go.

This is how
it's gonna roll out.

Either one of you punks,

I'm gonna hurt
both of y'all's feelings.

You can't hurt
your own feelings.

I'm gonna run you down,
and I'm gonna run you down.

No, no.
This is serious.

Y'all are laughing.
I'm serious.

Last week was a fluke.

Now it's time
to make things right.

One of these boys is fixing
to take the big fall

when I drop the big dookie
on him.

I want to get you.

-Yeah.
-You down?

Kye: Shane has officially made
the call-out

for travis' number-4 spot
on the small-tire list.

And it should be a good race.

But that's not it.

We also got a call-out
on the big-tire list.

Barry has called jerry bird
out
for the number-4 spot.

Whoever loses that will be
last on the list.

So tonight, there's a showdown

at the top and the bottom
of both lists.

And there's probably gonna be
some surprises along the way.

Yeah, let's get this [bleep]
over with, guys.

First up is travis and shane.

And there's a lot on the line.

Shane lester wants out
of that five spot 'cause

it's a target for anyone
trying
to get on the list.

And neither guy wants the risk
of being bumped off.

About to get it on?

Yeah.

Travis:
My name is travis santa cruz,

and I'm from
new orleans, louisiana.

I drive a 1998
pontiac firebird trans am.

I call it black ops.

It has a lme-built 408
trick flow-headed motor,

ls power.

In last week's race,
I basically beat myself.

I got a good jump off the line
versus shannon poole,

but I gave it too much power
a little bit too early.

So I had to get out
to avoid a crash.

I will not make
the same mistake twice.

What you trying
to do it for?

For $1,500?

-Yeah, I'll do it.
-We're good.

Flip for the lane?

-Heads.
-Heads.

-It's heads.
-Bam.

-What lane you want?
-Left.

Left lane? Oh, yeah.
I'll take the right lane.

I'm shane lester.
I'm from gulfport,
mississippi.

I drive a 2003 cobra.

It's called da hellion.

And I'll do whatever it takes
to get to the top

of that small-tire list.

Last week,
my car started misfiring.

And I ultimately had to
withdraw
from the competition.

That is the only reason

that I ended up
at the five spot.

I definitely deserve to be
higher than that.

I got my car fixed now,
and I'm ready to prove it.

Kye: This small-tire
list race, we got shane lester

in his 2003 mustang trying

to take the number-4 spot
from travis santa cruz

in his '98 trans am.

[ tires squeal ]

man:
Travis by, like, five cars,

but he slid on a rail.

He's on the loose ground
right now.

-Travis!
-Travis!

You all right?

Yeah.
I crossed after the finish.

I don't know what I did,
but [bleep]

when it go to high gears,
this bitch ate it.

-You straight, though?
-I'm good.

Now here we go.
Me and shane, we lined up.

I'm like, "man, they got money
on the line, so guess what.

I'm gonna go ahead
and whip his ass."

b.J. Steps back,
go to turn on the light,

I'm gone.

I don't see shane at all.

And then, all of a sudden,
I give off the gas.

The pin's at 660.

And I don't know what
happened.

The car went left, right.

I slid all the way
down da pad sideways.

Da pad has poles
on the side of it.

I just jumped the curb

and landed the car right
in between two poles.

Thank god somebody woke me up.

I think it was the man
upstairs.

I'm glad travis is okay.
But I hate to lose this way.

About 30 feet
before the finish line,

he got loose, came across,

and I had to hit my brakes
to avoid from hitting him.

I probably could've
run him down.

But I would much rather
lose the $1,500 in a bet

than 10 times that much
in damage on my car.

I got to check my drawers
first
'cause I think they are wet.

[ laughs ]
I'm just messing with you.

All right.

Y'all want to get this
on and popping?

You ready?

Ready when you are.

Tonight is the rematch
of me and ls killer,

brandon smith.

I'm the number-1 spot,
so he's wanting that pretty
bad.

-We'll see how it turns out.
-Heads.

Call it in the air.
Heads?

-Tails.
-I'll take right lane.

Right lane.

Brandon:
Last week, me and bobby

agreed on another race
for $5,000.

But that's not all that's up
for grabs this time.

Shannon poole's called out
the loser between us

for the number-2 spot.

I got my suspension set up
tight
from the previous weekend.

The road was really,
really sticky.

Cars were --
were hooking real hard.

Bobby: Well, we're about to
see
how it turns out.

Ls killer had some boost
issues,
also blew the tires.

So we went ahead, and we
brought
the jet nitrous way up.

We don't care.

I'll melt it if I got to.
He will not catch me.

Who won?
Come on, please tell me!

Please tell me!

What it was?

Man: The maverick.

[ cheering ]
-[ bleep ]

kye:
I wasn't sure if bobby had it.

But once again,
he held off brandon

just enough to stay number 1.

Bobby: The light turned on,
car hit the wheelie bars,

jumped to the right.

I knew right then
I had him covered.

But I had a little wiring
issue
with my boost controller.

So it dumped everything
that it had about 300 foot.

And about 500-foot area,

my boost control
decides to come back on.

And I actually
run him back down,

but I just run
out of real estate.

-Number 1!
-Number 1!

What'd I tell y'all?
What'd I tell y'all?

Y'all ain't gonna [bleep]
with that!

I'm the fastest.
I try to tell him that.

I think the only problem
he has is playing

with the big boys on the
street.

Kye: I'm so excited
for bobby right now.

I root for his car just as
much
as I root for mine.

It's just badass that he made
brandon sit down again...

Number 1!

Just like I'm gonna
do to scott tonight.

He earned it.
He earned it.

Turbo cars --
off with their heads!

Hell yeah!
What's happening?

I was making ground on him
on the big end,

but he had me nosed off.
I don't know.

I mean, I spun all the way
through first, but...

I mean, that's my fault.

Come here to collect
some more money, sir.

And, uh,
hear some excuses.

I'm gonna go buy me
a mouthpiece and some new
tires.

[ smooches ]

I paid the big price.
I lost to bobby.

Lost to the him

for the second time
for the number-1 spot.

And now I'm fighting
to defend my number-2 spot.

I got old dookie
gonna be coming after me here

in a minute, I guess.

Kye: So while brandon gets
his car ready for shannon,

it's time for a showdown
on the big-tire list.

Nope.

[ laughter ]

this is gonna be
a real wild card of a race.

Jerry bird
and his brother darryl

who are number 4 on the list,
were called out by barry,

who's sitting
at the bottom of the list

in the number-5 spot.

-You ready, man?
-Yeah, I'm ready, man.

I'm ready to move
up this list, man.

My name's barry nicholson.

I drive a 1968 camaro
big-tire car

named the godfather.

Got a 565-cubic-inch big-block
in it with, uh,

three stages of nitrous.

I have the smallest
cubic-inch big-block

on the top-five list.

Heads.

Heads.

-Tails.
-Tails.

I'll take the right.
$2,500?

$2,500?
Good luck, brother.

Be safe, man.

My name's jerry bird.

I drive a '92 ford probe.

632 big chief motor
with three stages of nitrous.

It's a big-tire car.
I'm the driver.

My brother's the crew chief.

The, uh, rings
come out nice.

Yeah.

My name is darryl bird.

I make all the tuning
decisions,
uh, the chassis decisions.

I call all the shots.

We're gonna end up just
like we parked, you behind me.

Kye:
This race is a tough one to
call

since both cars are coming
off major accidents.

Last week, the birds hit a
wall
during one of their races.

And barry had a crash
of his own,

which cost him
$15,000 in damage.

We'll see tonight
who comes back the strongest.

[ shouting ]
-[bleep] [bleep]

[bleep]

man: Oh, my god.

[ crying ]

jerry!

Oh, my god.

Jerry!

Kye: It's jerry bird
versus barry nicholson

for the number-4 spot
on the big-tire list.

Both cars are coming off
of major accidents.

And no one has seen 'em
make a pass yet.

[ shouting ]
-[bleep]

[bleep]

[ crying ]

man: Jerry!

Jerry!

Jerry, you okay?

[bleep]

got to be [bleep]
kidding me.

Just [bleep] fixed
this [bleep]

kye: Seeing barry and jerry
get out of their cars

was a huge relief

because that was
one crazy-ass crash.

Barry's wife, stephanie
could barely keep it together.

Stephanie, he's okay!

I'm fine.

Barry: I need to make sure
my wife knows I'm okay.

But right now,
I'm so pissed off,

I can hardly see straight.

I just put a hell
of a lot of money into the
car.

And, uh, that crash just, uh,
wiped out everything I did.

It's back
to the drawing board for me.

$15,000
down the [bleep] drain.

When both cars
went up to the line,

my heart was racing.

Soon as I left the line,
the car backfired.

The trans brake applied
and caused the car to
nosedive.

The front of the chassis
actually hit the ground.

I nailed the throttle
and got back in it.

And it did it again.

All of a sudden,
it took a left turn.

We both went skating
down the street.

All this [bleep]
work, dude.

Kye: As street racers, we know
this sort of thing can happen.

It's a risk we take.

And fortunately,
everyone was okay.

So we're gonna pick up the
pieces and get right back to
it.

We have one more issue to
settle
on the small-tire list.

Brandon has to see

if he can fend off shannon
for the number-2 spot.

-What's up?
-Yo.

What's up?

Brandon beat me last week,
but not by very much.

Shouldn't have happened,
and I'm about to prove it.

Called it.
Heads.

-Heads.
-Right lane.

What y'all want to do?

Good. That's good.

-Sounds good,
-sounds good, man.

-Let's get it.
-Five minutes.

Shannon: Me and brandon
are pretty good friends.

So there's not gonna be
a lot of money involved,

just $600.

So I'm not concerned
with brandon at all.

Brandon: I know my boost
control's been messing up,

but it doesn't do it every
time.

So I'm hoping I can get
one clean pass in

and whoop shannon's ass.

[ cheering ]
-[bleep]

red car by three cars!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

There it is!

Kye: And just like that,
we have our first shake-up

on the small tire list.

Shannon takes the number-2
spot
from brandon

after a hell of a pass.

Shannon:
We pulled up to the line.

B.J. Turned the light on.

I cut the big dookie loose.

Once I got into high gear,

he was already out on me
a car or two.

And I guess from
all the tire shake,

my controller
decided to cut off again.

And that's where he held me
all the way to the finish
line.

Well, we came from
mississippi,
and they thought it was funny.

We made a hell of a pass,
and we made some money.

I wish I knew
how to break-dance 'cause

I'd throw
some cardboard down right now.

[ laughter ]

let's go get this money.

Brandon: After losing this
race
to shannon poole,

now I'm sitting at number 3,

getting close to the bottom
end
of the list,

somewhere I don't want to be.

[bleep]

about ready
to burn this [bleep]

piece of [bleep]

I got to do everything I can
do
to get this boost controller

fixed and get my car
like it is supposed to be.

I feel like I'll make a run
back to number 1.

I know you had
a rough night, brother.

-Hey.
-Part of it.

-We all have 'em.
-You're gonna come back.

Good luck, man.
Good luck.

-Let me know if I can help
you.
-Thank you.

I might get on the big-tire
list
with that pass.

[ laughter ]

kye: So now there's just one
more race we have to do --

me versus scott taylor
for the number-1 spot

on the big-tire list.

Let me do it.
It's tricky.

Seems like I can't do [bleep]
nothing to your [bleep] car.

I can't even stick a plug
in the [bleep] hole.

You can do whatever you want
to
when I ain't racing john doe.

This race against scott taylor
is really important to me.

He's one of only a few people
that has beaten me before.

And some folks around da pad
like to say he's better than
me.

About to go
get it done.

We're gonna get it done
this time, baby.

I'm ready to put that [bleep]
to rest.

If this car goes down the
road,
he can't beat me.

It just goes down,
he won't beat me.

I can't say I'm number 1
in the country

if I ain't even number 1
in my own backyard.

I have to beat scott
and shut his mouth.

We've got to wash
that thing.

I don't want to wash
all the good luck off of it.

How long you gonna keep it?
Let it turn brown?

It's starting
to smell bad.

Even though scott blew
his motor up last weekend...

[ explosion ]
[ screaming ]

...I'm still not gonna
take him lightly.

He's one of the fastest cars
in the country

and a real threat to my title.

-Go ahead, kye.
-Good?

-Tails.
-Tails?

It is heads.

Left lane.

Never won a coin toss
against this guy.

You ain't won a race
against me either.

Don't be lying now.

He's got excuses
for every time

he's ever lost to me,
and it's pathetic.

We can talk about old stuff,
but I live in the today.

[bleep] this talking.
You got $5,000?

-Hell yeah, I got $5,000.
-That's what we're racing for.

If I'm ever
in front of you,

which you said I won't be,
that's another $1,000, right?

-That's right.
-All right.

Well, bring that [bleep]
to the line.

-[bleep] this talk.
-Let's do it.

Let's get it.
Let's get it.

So this is it,
the battle for number 1.

I can't wait to finally
put this to bed.

Kye: Everyone knows that
straps
into one of these cars

with this kind
of horsepower on it

that [bleep] might happen
like this.

Man:
Stephanie, he's okay!

That's why we build these cars

with all the safety
requirements
in case something does happen.

For starters,
we wear the right clothing

made of flame-retardant
material

in case our cars catch on
fire.

There's also roll cages
because we know how easy

it is to get loose
and turn over.

Plus, all the cars are
equipped

with a five-point
safety harness.

And we all wear neck braces
and helmets to keep us safe.

Even with all that,
we know there is no guarantee

to escaping one of
these wrecks in one piece.

So street racing
should never be taken lightly.

Kye: We've been waiting
for this race all night.

It's me versus scott taylor
on the big-tire list.

Bobby held his number-1 spot
on the small-tire list.

And now it's my turn
to do the same thing.

[bleep] [bleep]
pay me [bleep]

[bleep] [bleep]
pay me!

I told your big butt what
the [bleep] we were gonna do.

-He crossed.
-[bleep]

hell no!

Oh, wait.
They saying he crossed now.

How bad it was, though?

Kye by a car.

But they're saying
he crossed.

Kye:
We get up to the line.

And as soon as b.J. Hits
the light, I'm out of there.

I never see scott, not one
time.
My car's all over the place.

I'm pedaling it.
I force it into the finish
line.

And he's got nothing for me.

He better pay me my money.

[bleep] [bleep]

hey, you left early!
You left early!

Pull the tape!
Pull the tape!

[bleep] pull the tape.

You left early!
You left early!

[bleep]
you lost!

[bleep]

you left early!

Kye:
I'm in no mood for excuses.

With $6,000 on the line,
scott better cut the [bleep]

or somebody's gonna start
an ass-whooping.

I seen the [bleep] light.
I seen the light.

You didn't see it.
You didn't see it.

That's what I'd say too
if I got gapped.

[ laughs ]
oh! And you crossed!

Oh, no.
I didn't cross.

He went red and crossed
and called that a win!

How many excuses
you got?

I'm not gonna walk
away from $6,000

just because of some crybaby
with a bunch of excuses.

Hopefully, the video
can clear things up

before it gets really ugly.

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Go, kye!

[ all shouting ]

you can't out-60-foot me!
That's why I'm number 1!

What about the cross?
What about the cross?

Well, you're gonna see.

You got to cross
that bitch, though.

You can't just touch it.

This guy is so [bleep]
full of excuses.

Now, he's saying
I crossed the center line.

And he wants to see
another video.

It's like, "hold up.
Let's bring in the refs.

Let's do a instant reply
of every [bleep] thing we do."

oh, yes.

That crossed.
He crossed.

-No. No.
-I see white.

You're not supposed
be able to cross half of it.

-No, you're lying.
-You can't cross half of it.

You're lying.

We looked down there
at the road.

I didn't cross, scott.
Pay me my money.

It crossed.
It crossed.

I paid you your money
when you beat me.

Pay me my money.
I paid you.

Who's gonna call it?

B.J.:
I ain't gonna cheat ya.

From what I seen,
he didn't cross.

If this man called it,

that's the way
we gonna play the game.

I ain't gonna cheat ya.

Shocker wins.
Shocker wins.

Kye: It just goes to show you,
if you bitch and moan,

you better be right

'cause now I think scott's
pretty embarrassed.

See how much that is,
brother.

Just enough?

Good roll, man.

-Appreciate it.
-You earned it.

Cutting the light that close,

touching the center line
without crossing?

No way he gets that lucky
again.
I'll get his spot next time.

Good job, y'all.

You got the money?

[bleep] bro,
we'll do it again any night.

[bleep] do it again
tonight.

Once again, I held my place
at the top of the big-tire
list.

But we did have a shift
at the bottom.

Because of jerry losing
control

and crossing the line
and hitting barry,

that puts barry
in jerry's number-4 spot.

And you can bet
there'll be more changes

in the next few weeks.

It's great to see
how much these guys all

want to be number 1

'cause that'll force
everyone to get better,

especially if they want
to try to beat me.

We need a list
up in that trailer

of all scott's excuses.

We're gonna need
a 45-foot trailer.

[bleep]

kye: Next week on
"street outlaws: New
orleans"...

-This kye kelley?
-Yeah. You got him.

...We get our first test
as a unified group.

Tennessee has called us out
this weekend.

We really need to have
our [bleep] together.

And on race night,
the cars are in overdrive,

and so are the egos.

I want pretty boy swag
with the gel in his hair.

And these tennessee racers...

[bleep] [bleep]

...Will try every trick
in the book...

Heads, I win.
Tails, you lose.

[bleep] me.
He tried to

why?
Because you agreed to it?

...To put the hurt
on the new orleans crew.

Your ass was whipped, boy!

Look under the hood
and jump into the drivers'
seats

with us new orleans racers at
a.