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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:40,873 When I was seven, I met my best friends. 2 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:44,676 They were idiots, and I loved them for it. 3 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:47,579 We did everything together. 4 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:50,315 No matter what, we had each other's backs. 5 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:53,385 Nothing could change that, 6 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,654 even when this jackass got cancer. 7 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:00,292 It wasn't supposed to be a big deal. 8 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,895 We thought it would go away, 9 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:04,663 but it didn't. 10 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,399 It got worse. 11 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:10,869 Somewhere along the way I realized 12 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:13,639 that the guy that kept us all together 13 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:16,208 wasn't gonna be around forever. 14 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,218 We gonna make it? 15 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:29,855 Get your bike. 16 00:02:26,779 --> 00:02:29,281 Better to go out with a bang than a whimper. 17 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,587 It was a dump anyway. 18 00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:46,865 They already poured the concrete for the new school. 19 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:50,669 You never answered my text. 20 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:54,406 Figured I'd see you at the party. 21 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,846 Better late than never. 22 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,700 This room's full of posers. 23 00:03:23,569 --> 00:03:25,470 They're not all bad. 24 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:27,406 Eh, you're one of them. 25 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,843 Popping the lid. 26 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,679 Fuck are you doing? 27 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,685 When's the last time you saw Sammy? 28 00:03:42,855 --> 00:03:44,523 It's probably empty. 29 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,459 They're cremating him tomorrow. 30 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:50,429 What's "cremating?" 31 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:53,565 It's where they burn the body and put the ashes in a can. 32 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,100 You're gonna scare him. 33 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,835 I'm not scared. 34 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,470 Yeah. 35 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:01,506 Then they dump the ashes, and Sammy's gone forever. 36 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,008 It's not like that, okay? 37 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:04,676 Then what's it like? 38 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:20,959 Fuck cancer, man. 39 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:26,531 Fuck cancer. 40 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,967 Sure you don't want to say "bye" face to face? 41 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:34,106 -If I had known, I would... -ooh, a titty alert. 42 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,743 I'd like to cheer her up 43 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:40,479 and down for that matter. 44 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,447 Know what I mean? 45 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,849 No. 46 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:46,385 I do. 47 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:47,953 Don't worry, lump. 48 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,688 I heard from a very reliable source 49 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:52,524 that your brother knows a little bit more than he lets on. 50 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,159 Motherfucker. 51 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,994 Sister-fucker. 52 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,131 Fuck. 53 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,004 Smooth. 54 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:10,909 -I didn't mean to. -No big deal. 55 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,744 How you doing, baby? 56 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,546 Choke on a cock. 57 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:19,985 I like your dress. 58 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:27,159 Couldn't find something that said, "sad, not broken." 59 00:05:29,061 --> 00:05:31,163 You okay? 60 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:36,968 Half the school texted me, Jimmy. 61 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,904 I wasn't sure what to say. 62 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:41,807 Fuck you. 63 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,482 It's nice of you to finally show. 64 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:53,585 By the time I got here, your dad said it was too late. 65 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,924 Where are your parents? 66 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:00,692 Vacation. 67 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,227 I'm watching lump here for a few days. 68 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:10,101 Kate... 69 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:13,472 anyway, the old man needs me. 70 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:14,940 Talk to you later. 71 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:19,811 So desperate. 72 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,513 So desperate. 73 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:29,855 Did you get a shovel list from Sammy? 74 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:32,090 Mm, he covered his ass when you decided 75 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:35,126 to spend his last days putting it in his sister. 76 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,829 This pasta sucks. 77 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,898 Don't you think we ought to take care of it? 78 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:43,201 What's a "shovel list?" 79 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:45,504 Think about all the shit you have in your bedroom 80 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:48,206 that you wouldn't want your parents to find if you died. 81 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,642 Like dirty dishes? 82 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:55,213 No, lump, like two girls and one cup. 83 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:57,282 I don't know what that is. 84 00:06:57,284 --> 00:07:00,519 It's two girls shitting in a cup, and they eat it. 85 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,721 It's surprisingly arousing. 86 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,523 I'm going. 87 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:06,258 Mm. 88 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,660 Don't you ever talk to your brother? 89 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:12,664 Go on the count of three. 90 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,833 They're mourning a dead kid. 91 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:17,068 All right, no one's gonna miss us. 92 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:19,271 Remember what i told you, lump. 93 00:07:36,188 --> 00:07:38,156 Open it, pussy. 94 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,993 Look under the mattress and sock drawer. 95 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,229 I'll take the closet. 96 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:46,798 I know what I'm fucking doing. 97 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,804 Did you give him this? 98 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,774 Yeah. He was dying anyway. 99 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:58,243 Dude, his dad's a cop. 100 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,145 Dude, he has weed in his closet, 101 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,047 and his dad couldn't find it? 102 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,214 Shitty cop. 103 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:06,885 Only what's on the list. 104 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,354 Sammy's not gonna miss this shit. 105 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:16,728 Jimmy. 106 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:40,719 That's the last of it. 107 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:49,127 Here? 108 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,029 Yeah. 109 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,698 I figured we'd take the edge off. 110 00:08:57,403 --> 00:08:59,904 Look at this. 111 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:02,040 Is that Mary Keller? 112 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,743 Holy shit. She's in college. 113 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:07,245 Sammy said he didn't want to die without seeing her naked. 114 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:11,216 Let me see. 115 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,759 You know, is it weird that I kind of want cancer now? 116 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,261 Is it bad that I kind of hope you get it? 117 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:37,709 Ugh! Oh, my god. It reeks in here. 118 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:43,848 We just wanted to come in before 119 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:46,217 your parents found anything incriminating. 120 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:49,320 Mm, getting all your shit together, huh? 121 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,890 Yep. Somebody has to. 122 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:54,192 Did you guys find two girls one cup? 123 00:10:00,966 --> 00:10:02,901 It's gonna be okay. 124 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,172 How do you know? 125 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,442 People keep saying it. 126 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:21,286 Uh-uh, that one's already spoken for, champ. 127 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,389 You know, I thought there'd be a lot more drugs in here. 128 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,291 More what? 129 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:33,798 Let's have it. 130 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,967 Come on. 131 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,802 -It's mine. -Kate... 132 00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:40,872 Your mom needs you downstairs. 133 00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:43,942 Yeah, of course. 134 00:10:56,388 --> 00:10:58,523 Did you get everything? 135 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:04,229 Hmm. 136 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:08,266 -Mr. hanes... -Jimmy... 137 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:11,836 I'm needed downstairs. 138 00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:28,520 We got it all, Sammy. 139 00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:39,397 Fucking lump. 140 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,466 You told me to take her to you. 141 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,134 Want to hit the hole later? 142 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,570 Like old times? 143 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:48,907 I got a ton of shit from the drawer before Ted came in. 144 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,408 Figured you'd want some. 145 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,177 Thanks. 146 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:00,885 I can't believe it's over. 147 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,893 Welcome to the rest of your life. 148 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,168 Slow down. 149 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,937 Keep up. 150 00:12:34,119 --> 00:12:37,889 Now that Sammy's dead, is Dan your new best friend? 151 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:38,990 No. 152 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,216 You brought the lump? 153 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,954 I'm not supposed to leave him alone. 154 00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:13,958 He's hitting the big leagues early. 155 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:18,229 Danny, stop. 156 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:26,504 Don't tell mom. 157 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,113 You can have his porn mags. 158 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,048 It's like masturbating in the stone age. 159 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,589 This other shit we're gonna have to split. 160 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:49,494 The pages are stuck together. 161 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:57,135 Shit. There's a snapchat addressed to me. 162 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,710 Shit's from beyond the grave. 163 00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:15,053 All right, I sent it to you. 164 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,322 -We were deleting. -I decided against it. 165 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:29,033 Hey, dick hole. 166 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,202 I'm not sure I can trust you with this 167 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,071 since I couldn't with my sister, 168 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,540 but I want to be buried... 169 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,743 In my eagles Jersey. 170 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:44,549 Don't mess it up... Again. 171 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,584 Bye. 172 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,058 Fuck. It's gone. 173 00:14:55,627 --> 00:14:57,362 That was depressing. 174 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,068 His Jersey was on the wall. 175 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,538 What are you gonna do about it? 176 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,193 I need to talk to your parents. 177 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:30,762 -Can this wait? -No. 178 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,098 What's this all about? 179 00:15:37,302 --> 00:15:39,437 I... well, we wanted to... 180 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,105 we found a will. 181 00:15:43,308 --> 00:15:45,109 He left you a note? 182 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,412 It was a text. 183 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,547 It was a snapchat to be exact. 184 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,518 Don't worry. He wasn't naked. 185 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,454 We knew you were cremating him, 186 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,356 but we just wanted to make sure that Sammy would... 187 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,124 we didn't get a note. 188 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:04,395 He wanted to be buried in his Jersey. 189 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,064 Can I see it? 190 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,199 The texts disappear after you send them, 191 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,835 and it's what he said. 192 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,704 Look, mcginnis already has him at the funeral home. 193 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,306 What about the Jersey? 194 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,809 Guys, he didn't send the message. 195 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,111 Then can you cremate him wearing it? 196 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:25,550 All right. Give me a minute. 197 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:38,329 Jimmy, I know you didn't get to be here... 198 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,301 And I don't know what happened between you boys. 199 00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,781 No answer. 200 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,583 Let's get the car. 201 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,752 Open your ears, son. He's gone. 202 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:05,656 We appreciate everything you did. 203 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,358 We really do. 204 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,793 We appreciate it, 205 00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:15,500 but we didn't get a note, 206 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,436 and I was there. 207 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,872 I was there at the end, and he was happy. 208 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,207 Look, if you guys are gonna toast him, 209 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,209 at least do it the way he wanted. 210 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,878 Excuse me? 211 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,613 What did you say? 212 00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,518 Let me handle this. 213 00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,223 Sorry. 214 00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:45,296 We can get the Jersey. 215 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,531 I'll get someone to drive us over 216 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,599 if you're not up to do it, okay? 217 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,635 Jimmy, we're tired. 218 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,337 -Right, but... -Jimmy, just go. 219 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,206 I just think that if... 220 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,242 don't you think if he wanted it he would've told us? 221 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,886 -So that's it? -I'm not giving up. 222 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,788 I'm waiting till dark. 223 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,964 Why are we here? 224 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,899 The funeral home is 30 miles away from here. 225 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,569 -We can't bike it. -So we're... 226 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:28,239 my old man keeps his car keys in his nightstand. Shit. 227 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,974 Your parents lock their own bedroom? 228 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:32,276 They like privacy. 229 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,844 So trusting. 230 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,613 Are you helping or what? 231 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,281 Mom and dad are gonna kill us. 232 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,684 It's fine. We'll get a new one at home depot. 233 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,587 They'll never know. Gonna have to do this together. 234 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,722 Don't get all metaphorical. 235 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,930 Can't we just get a different Jersey 236 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,466 from one of the other players on the team? 237 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,468 Sammy wanted his Jersey. 238 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,403 If he wanted to be in someone else's shit, 239 00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:00,871 he would've sent the will to them. 240 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,273 Yeah, well, fuck Sammy. 241 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,508 We're already going out of our way... 242 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,310 Do it, pussy. 243 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:10,848 Hey. Are we gonna do this or what? 244 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,332 -You're staying. -I want to go. 245 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,601 -It's too dangerous. -If you leave him here, 246 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,470 he's gonna blow our cover again. 247 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,939 -You're gonna get in our way. -I promise I won't. 248 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,440 You're not coming. 249 00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:37,908 Just let him come. 250 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,746 Just get in the back. 251 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,381 Go. 252 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:49,854 Why do I have a feeling that this is gonna be fucking epic? 253 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,706 You piece of shit! 254 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,508 Sorry, man, I'm new at this. 255 00:20:23,955 --> 00:20:27,758 We'll be out late. Will your parents mind? 256 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,660 I make my own rules, bitch. 257 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,397 I was gonna eat that. 258 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,801 It's time. 259 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:03,928 Wake the fucking neighborhood while you're at it. 260 00:21:27,652 --> 00:21:30,020 So how do we do it? 261 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,555 She threw me her sheets. 262 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,157 Are you fucking serious? 263 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,792 It worked. 264 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,494 I bet you only got through missionary 265 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,795 before you blew your load. 266 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,064 Shut up and give me boost. Come on. 267 00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:46,804 Pull yourself up. 268 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:47,972 Shit! 269 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:52,610 Usually I like to be the one on top. 270 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,146 I have an idea. 271 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,069 It's fucking stuck. 272 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,471 You jammed it earlier. 273 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:21,672 Suck my dick. 274 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,776 Where are you going? 275 00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:49,200 Well, we'll fit now. 276 00:22:57,676 --> 00:22:59,877 Motherfuck. 277 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,779 It has to be here. 278 00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:08,219 Just be careful. 279 00:23:19,197 --> 00:23:22,266 You broke the fucking window? 280 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,134 No, it was like that when we found it. 281 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:27,238 Honestly, what do you have against texting me? 282 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,640 I could've just opened the front door. 283 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,542 We're just looking for the Jersey. 284 00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:33,944 Someone else already has it. 285 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,713 Of course. 286 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,248 Do you know who? 287 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,916 Get off! 288 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,751 Touchy. 289 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,687 So what, you're just gonna put him in the Jersey? 290 00:23:43,689 --> 00:23:45,222 It'll be really quick. 291 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:47,658 We'll put it on him before anybody notices. 292 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,994 Come on, Jimmy. This bitch doesn't have anything for us. 293 00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:52,062 -We need to bail. -Don't call her a bitch, asshole. 294 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:54,565 I told you we should've snagged someone else's Jersey. 295 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,934 What's the fucking point of that? 296 00:24:09,648 --> 00:24:12,149 Figured some asshole's gonna take it. 297 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:16,053 Guess I was right. 298 00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:20,291 Give it. 299 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:21,859 Fuck off. 300 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:24,628 We need the Jersey. 301 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:27,998 You're... you're asking me to give up 302 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,334 the last piece of my dead brother? 303 00:24:30,336 --> 00:24:33,037 I'm not asking you to give up anything. 304 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:34,838 Sammy is. 305 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,875 He didn't leave me anything else. 306 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:41,211 He left us a mission, what he wants us to do together. 307 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:45,249 That's why I'm here. That's why Dan's here. 308 00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:47,217 So let's go. 309 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:51,689 I... I don't know if I can... 310 00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:54,224 -we got to have the Jersey. -Come on, take it off, baby. 311 00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:57,962 Okay, turn around. 312 00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:26,156 Okay. 313 00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:28,759 You know, I was fine with you in your bra. 314 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:32,329 Shit. 315 00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:34,031 Come on. Come on. 316 00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:12,770 We're doing the right thing. 317 00:26:14,372 --> 00:26:16,006 Shit. 318 00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:46,370 -Quick in and out. -Yeah, my specialty. 319 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:51,442 The lights are on. Somebody's inside. 320 00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:55,913 Hey, relax, champ. 321 00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:57,381 Give me a boost. 322 00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:02,753 I don't see anyone. 323 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,388 All right, well, this is a waste of fucking time. 324 00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:07,324 Jesus Christ. 325 00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:10,260 -Yeah, that hurt. -Okay, so what's the plan? 326 00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:12,196 We're gonna have to break a window. 327 00:27:13,364 --> 00:27:15,099 Lump, what are you doing? 328 00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:20,938 Holy shit. 329 00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:29,079 You're still a pussy to me. 330 00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:54,004 Yeah, he's dead. 331 00:28:00,545 --> 00:28:04,181 Not the rack I wanted to see tonight. 332 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,849 Jimmy. 333 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:14,358 Ready? 334 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,860 Wait. 335 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:19,329 I came to slip a Jersey on my best friend, 336 00:28:19,331 --> 00:28:21,198 not to see his penis. 337 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,901 Grow up. 338 00:28:26,337 --> 00:28:27,938 He's fucking naked. 339 00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:32,009 He's fucking naked. 340 00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:34,812 They're cremating our friend in the nude? 341 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:35,979 That's harsh. 342 00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:37,481 If you have such a problem with it, 343 00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:38,882 why don't you give him your pants? 344 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:41,185 I'm six inches taller than Sammy, all right? 345 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:43,353 He's gonna look like a fucking clown in heaven. 346 00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:45,589 Give him lump's pants. He looks dead-kid sized. 347 00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:47,591 He'll wear mine. 348 00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:14,918 We shouldn't have seen him like this. 349 00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:20,324 No one should. 350 00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:32,035 So much for everyone wanting to remember him alive. 351 00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:34,471 You know, we should take a picture for his Facebook. 352 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:35,639 Fuck off. 353 00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:37,641 It's a fucking idea, Kate. 354 00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:48,385 Lump, give me the Jersey. 355 00:29:54,092 --> 00:29:56,059 Here you go. 356 00:29:56,061 --> 00:29:58,095 Try slipping it over his head. 357 00:30:06,504 --> 00:30:08,405 It'd be easier with him standing. 358 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,574 -This is too fucking weird. -Just help me out. 359 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:12,276 Lift him up. 360 00:30:17,048 --> 00:30:18,482 Get his legs. 361 00:30:23,087 --> 00:30:26,123 One, two, three. 362 00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:31,428 -Get him up. -Yeah. 363 00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:36,566 Put his arms up. 364 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:43,106 All right, let's go. 365 00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:44,574 We're fucking going. 366 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:46,677 Hide. Come on. Come on. 367 00:31:18,509 --> 00:31:20,477 We got your message. 368 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:25,215 Still not talking to me? 369 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:25,075 We have to get him out of here. 370 00:32:26,677 --> 00:32:28,678 Give me a hand? 371 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,447 Whoa. What the fuck are you guys doing? 372 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:33,050 Sammy didn't want to be cremated. 373 00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:35,419 -Are you serious? -They just burned the coffin. 374 00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:37,487 They think he's in there. This is our chance. 375 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,523 No. No, this isn't supposed to happen. 376 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,291 Sammy wasn't supposed to die, Kate. 377 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,326 The least we can do is give him one last wish, 378 00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:45,695 one last shot to give him what he wanted. 379 00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:47,564 Sammy was my best friend. 380 00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:50,300 -Our best friend. -We can't let him down, okay? 381 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,602 Especially after he found out you were fucking Jimmy. 382 00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:53,804 What? 383 00:32:55,573 --> 00:32:57,174 Sammy knew? 384 00:32:57,176 --> 00:32:58,608 Yes, Kate. 385 00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:00,577 Your bedroom was right next door. 386 00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:03,747 "Oh, Jimmy." Subtle. 387 00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:06,283 He never s-said anything. 388 00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:08,485 No wonder he didn't write you into the will. 389 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:11,621 Never talk to her like that again. 390 00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:14,558 Why the fuck are you mad at me? Maybe if you weren't too busy 391 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,294 putting your dick in your dead best friend's sister, 392 00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:19,162 none of this would be happening. 393 00:33:21,132 --> 00:33:22,766 Goddamn it! This is fucking crazy. 394 00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:24,234 We can't do this. 395 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:25,735 We have to. We screwed up. 396 00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:28,338 We can fix it. We can make this right, Kate. 397 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,340 We got to make this right. 398 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:32,709 He won't fit back there. It's full of my dad's shit. 399 00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:36,413 Fine. Fuck it. Put him in the backseat then. 400 00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:40,317 No, no, no. No. What? No, guys, I sit back there. 401 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:42,352 -And? -Shut the fuck up, Kate. 402 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,455 Stop being such a pussy. 403 00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:52,596 No. 404 00:33:52,598 --> 00:33:54,898 Hey, guys, there's no way I'm sitting back here. 405 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:57,267 There is no fucking way I'm sitting back here. 406 00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:58,735 Then we're leaving you. 407 00:34:00,638 --> 00:34:03,340 Fuck. Watch out. 408 00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:19,789 Fuck you guys, all right? 409 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:22,559 Fuck you guys so much. 410 00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:33,670 I don't know who they are, but... 411 00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:36,640 well, I'd really appreciate it if you would look out for them. 412 00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:38,775 -No problem. -Yeah, we can do that. 413 00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:40,810 -Thank you. -Sure. 414 00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:45,582 Officer Hughes. 415 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,284 So what do you got? 416 00:35:11,842 --> 00:35:13,743 What are we... 417 00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:16,813 your brother wanted to be buried, and we'll need shovels. 418 00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:18,448 Is there a way in? 419 00:35:21,886 --> 00:35:23,720 We're on a roll with the windows. 420 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,563 Step aside. 421 00:35:41,939 --> 00:35:43,573 Gonna need a bigger block. 422 00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,624 Holy shit. 423 00:36:17,908 --> 00:36:20,043 I feel like a fucking action movie star. 424 00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:48,638 All units, we have reports of a 459 at parktown hardware. 425 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,474 Witnesses say kids responsible. 426 00:36:55,846 --> 00:37:00,717 Two shovels, a pickax, it's hard to tell what else. 427 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,485 And you got no security camera? 428 00:37:02,487 --> 00:37:04,954 We can barely afford the alarm system. 429 00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:06,790 Who saw the kids? 430 00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:08,058 She did. 431 00:37:45,563 --> 00:37:48,498 Kind of looks like he's sleeping. 432 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,000 So peaceful. 433 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:54,871 Sucks we couldn't keep him around, you know, 434 00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:57,607 like, stuff him, 435 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,109 trade him every weekend. 436 00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:02,746 Should we say something? 437 00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:07,484 Sammy was alive. 438 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:09,119 Now Sammy is dead. 439 00:38:10,921 --> 00:38:13,390 We took his body, and now we're gonna bury it 440 00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:15,024 on the side of a hill. 441 00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:17,494 Thank you, captain obvious. 442 00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:22,999 Um... 443 00:38:25,903 --> 00:38:29,639 How about, uh, "life's not fair?" 444 00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:37,881 Forget it. 445 00:38:44,188 --> 00:38:46,022 Six feet down? 446 00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:17,220 Fuck. 447 00:39:17,222 --> 00:39:19,856 We didn't think this through. 448 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,825 I said this was a bad idea. 449 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:24,594 You guys are fucking idiots. 450 00:39:24,596 --> 00:39:26,930 We got him in the Jersey. 451 00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:28,698 That was supposed to be the hard part. 452 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:32,469 -We have to bury him. -Jimmy, the ground's fucked. 453 00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:35,505 You couldn't just let him be? 454 00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:43,980 There you go, Sammy. 455 00:39:46,951 --> 00:39:48,618 Pick a place. 456 00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:54,224 Where do you want to be for the rest of your... 457 00:39:57,127 --> 00:39:58,595 Whatever? 458 00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:14,511 Why didn't he tell your parents what he wanted? 459 00:40:14,513 --> 00:40:16,246 Because Sammy knew you were the only one 460 00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:18,248 that would give him anything he wanted. 461 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:20,283 He wanted him to keep his hands off you, 462 00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:21,751 but that really didn't do much. 463 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,620 Shut the fuck up. 464 00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:26,089 I've done a pretty good job of fucking up so far. 465 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:35,865 Wow. 466 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:38,034 The skyline's really beautiful at night. 467 00:40:43,073 --> 00:40:45,608 It's a hell of a lot better without that shithole 468 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,277 of a school. 469 00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:51,948 All Sammy talked about was wanting to play there. 470 00:41:00,691 --> 00:41:03,092 What about the new stadium, 471 00:41:03,094 --> 00:41:04,761 huh? 472 00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:09,899 There's plenty of loose dirt. It won't be too hard to dig. 473 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:13,703 He'll have the best seats in the fucking house. 474 00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:15,104 Seriously? 475 00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:16,639 Hell, yeah. 476 00:41:18,576 --> 00:41:20,043 Let's do it. 477 00:42:13,998 --> 00:42:16,633 Knock it off. 478 00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:19,335 I'm trying to make his last hours fun, all right? 479 00:42:19,337 --> 00:42:20,937 This is it for Sammy. 480 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:48,131 I don't get why he can't just stick it out the window to pee. 481 00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:50,733 -Maybe he gets stage fright. -Get out and go. 482 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:53,736 Do you need someone to go with you? 483 00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,972 Uh-huh. 484 00:42:55,974 --> 00:42:57,707 All right, come on. I'll go with you. 485 00:43:01,345 --> 00:43:03,212 We don't all need to go. 486 00:43:03,214 --> 00:43:05,314 You're not gonna leave me out here with him. 487 00:43:05,316 --> 00:43:07,784 Why not? He's your brother. 488 00:43:07,786 --> 00:43:10,820 -Not who I was talking about. -Come on. 489 00:43:20,831 --> 00:43:23,332 Could we use your bathroom? 490 00:43:23,334 --> 00:43:26,169 It's over in the back. 491 00:43:26,171 --> 00:43:27,336 Thanks. 492 00:43:33,911 --> 00:43:36,279 Hey, you think Sammy wants a lottery ticket? 493 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:40,850 Hello? 494 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:44,387 Hello? 495 00:43:44,389 --> 00:43:48,224 You've been really nice up until the last 24 hours... 496 00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:51,794 Staying in Sammy's room, 497 00:43:51,796 --> 00:43:54,897 taking care of him, taking care of me. 498 00:43:54,899 --> 00:43:58,401 I really didn't mind the change at all. 499 00:43:58,403 --> 00:44:00,503 You told me to choke on a cock this morning, so... 500 00:44:00,505 --> 00:44:03,973 you were talking about my tits at my brother's funeral. 501 00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:06,109 I would take that as a compliment. 502 00:44:06,111 --> 00:44:10,213 Did you ever think that maybe if you were less of a dick 24-7 503 00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:12,448 that you might have some other friends? 504 00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:14,951 I mean, Sammy's gone. 505 00:44:14,953 --> 00:44:17,920 You obviously hate Jimmy and me, so... 506 00:44:17,922 --> 00:44:19,989 Who do you have left? 507 00:44:33,003 --> 00:44:35,438 Guess you're gonna have to go play with yourself then. 508 00:44:45,949 --> 00:44:48,251 This never would've happened if she went for me. 509 00:44:51,455 --> 00:44:53,523 But she likes Jimmy. 510 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:56,859 Jimmy likes her, 511 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:00,263 so I guess that's that. 512 00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,487 I miss you, man. 513 00:45:42,372 --> 00:45:44,207 Hungry? 514 00:45:46,143 --> 00:45:47,944 I didn't eat at the funeral. 515 00:45:49,012 --> 00:45:51,581 We got burgers earlier. 516 00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:55,384 Couldn't have waited until after you broke into my house? 517 00:45:55,386 --> 00:45:57,954 Poor planning on my part. 518 00:45:59,323 --> 00:46:02,291 Thanks for bringing me along. 519 00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:04,093 I appreciate it. 520 00:46:05,963 --> 00:46:09,065 -I know I wasn't in the will, but... -i meant what I said earlier. 521 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:13,402 You're supposed to be here. 522 00:46:13,404 --> 00:46:17,340 -'Cause of the Jersey? -Because I want you here. 523 00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:23,613 Whoa. Wait, what? 524 00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:26,616 Are you trying to kiss me? 525 00:46:28,886 --> 00:46:32,021 I mean, it's cute, sort of. 526 00:46:32,023 --> 00:46:34,924 Kind of a really fucked up time to try, 527 00:46:34,926 --> 00:46:37,994 but at least you're making the effort. 528 00:46:43,367 --> 00:46:45,468 So what does lump like to eat? 529 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:48,537 I don't know. 530 00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:50,506 You don't know what your brother likes to eat? 531 00:46:52,509 --> 00:46:54,911 Lump, what's your favorite candy? 532 00:46:54,913 --> 00:46:57,246 -Milky ways. -Milky ways. It's milky ways. 533 00:46:57,248 --> 00:46:59,982 It's so weird you guys don't know anything about each other. 534 00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:02,351 You should just go bond or whatever. 535 00:47:02,353 --> 00:47:06,022 -I also like Reese's. -Shut up. 536 00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:08,124 You're not gonna impress me by being mean to lump. 537 00:47:08,126 --> 00:47:10,159 -It's how we communicate. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 538 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,461 Do I sense some tension over here or what? 539 00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:14,230 Dude, you should be at the car. 540 00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:16,599 Sammy wanted a slushy. 541 00:47:16,601 --> 00:47:18,334 Do you think he'll get a brain freeze? 542 00:47:20,271 --> 00:47:22,972 Hey, if you guys aren't gonna buy something, you need to leave. 543 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:24,340 Don't be a downer. 544 00:47:25,976 --> 00:47:28,678 I'll be in the car keeping an eye on Sammy. 545 00:47:33,150 --> 00:47:34,550 Hey, she's got to pay for those. 546 00:47:34,552 --> 00:47:36,585 Relax. I got it. 547 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:41,090 $2.99? 548 00:47:55,472 --> 00:47:56,572 Here. 549 00:47:58,041 --> 00:48:00,176 I know they're your favorite. 550 00:48:06,483 --> 00:48:09,585 Can't believe you left me here with these idiots. 551 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:15,391 How could you even be mad at him? 552 00:48:17,094 --> 00:48:20,329 How many of my friends did you try to hit on all the time? 553 00:48:25,702 --> 00:48:27,169 Remember in sixth grade 554 00:48:27,171 --> 00:48:30,673 when I had that big birthday sleepover, 555 00:48:30,675 --> 00:48:35,644 and you stole Allison polsol's panties? 556 00:48:35,646 --> 00:48:38,748 Ooh, the poor thing had to free-beaver it all weekend. 557 00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:46,155 But I covered for you, 558 00:48:46,157 --> 00:48:49,225 and I didn't hold a grudge. 559 00:48:52,396 --> 00:48:54,096 Oh, fuck. 560 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:18,087 Yeah, fuck you, pig! 561 00:49:24,261 --> 00:49:25,795 We are so dead. 562 00:49:25,797 --> 00:49:28,130 You wanted to come. Man the fuck up. 563 00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:29,832 Hey, take it easy. 564 00:49:33,770 --> 00:49:36,105 A little help here. 565 00:49:36,107 --> 00:49:37,573 Turn right. Turn right. 566 00:49:40,244 --> 00:49:41,710 Turn left here. 567 00:49:46,383 --> 00:49:47,817 Kill the fucking lights. 568 00:50:12,476 --> 00:50:14,410 You really fucked us, Dan. 569 00:50:14,412 --> 00:50:16,512 You fucked us by dragging Sammy out of his coffin. 570 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,280 Leave Sammy out of this. 571 00:50:18,282 --> 00:50:20,316 -Please stop saying his name. -Guys... 572 00:50:20,318 --> 00:50:22,384 you're just jealous 'cause he left us a mission 573 00:50:22,386 --> 00:50:23,652 and you a fucking key 574 00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:25,287 to something he didn't even want you to have. 575 00:50:25,289 --> 00:50:26,622 -Shut the fuck up. -Fuck you, Dan. 576 00:50:26,624 --> 00:50:28,657 You're the one who brought us on this quest 577 00:50:28,659 --> 00:50:30,459 to put a Jersey on somebody you call your best friend. 578 00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:31,660 But you didn't know his last wish, 579 00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:32,862 'cuz you were too busy fucking his sister! 580 00:50:32,864 --> 00:50:34,597 I just want to do what Sammy wants. 581 00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:35,731 Sammy wanted to be a-fucking-live. 582 00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:37,466 -Stop! -Guys! 583 00:50:37,468 --> 00:50:39,768 -What? -Red light! 584 00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,386 Ugh. 585 00:51:01,258 --> 00:51:02,625 Ugh. 586 00:51:13,537 --> 00:51:15,804 Jimmy? Hey, you okay? 587 00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:17,273 Yeah. 588 00:51:20,510 --> 00:51:22,278 My door is jammed. 589 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:34,523 Where's Sammy? 590 00:51:36,726 --> 00:51:37,960 Ohh. 591 00:51:40,797 --> 00:51:42,598 Hey. Hey, you okay? 592 00:51:47,837 --> 00:51:49,838 I think he broke his arm. 593 00:51:51,541 --> 00:51:53,409 Dan? 594 00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:54,843 Please. Please. 595 00:51:54,845 --> 00:51:57,513 -Please what? -My arm is... 596 00:51:57,515 --> 00:52:00,516 just don't use it unless you have to. 597 00:52:00,518 --> 00:52:02,918 -Jimmy. -He's fine. He wanted to come. 598 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,620 He wanted to join the big leagues. 599 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,989 Here he is. 600 00:52:06,991 --> 00:52:09,425 Where the fuck is Sammy? 601 00:52:12,429 --> 00:52:13,862 Dan. 602 00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:17,466 Dan. I got him. 603 00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:18,968 What does it look like I'm doing? 604 00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:20,903 -I can carry him. -Fuck you! 605 00:52:20,905 --> 00:52:24,707 Jimmy, his arm, it's serious. 606 00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:27,509 He's fine. 607 00:52:27,511 --> 00:52:29,511 He's not fine. 608 00:52:29,513 --> 00:52:31,747 Hey, stop. Fucking stop! 609 00:52:31,749 --> 00:52:33,449 Goddamn it! 610 00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:36,819 That's it. That's it. 611 00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:38,988 I'm fucking done. I'm out. 612 00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:41,390 We're almost there. It's, like, two miles away. 613 00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:43,492 He needs to be seen by a doctor. 614 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:45,794 Lump, look at me. 615 00:52:45,796 --> 00:52:47,863 -You're fine, right? -Fuck you. 616 00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:50,966 -What'd you say? -Fuck you. Fuck you. 617 00:52:50,968 --> 00:52:52,935 You're not my brother. 618 00:52:52,937 --> 00:52:54,703 He's your brother. 619 00:52:54,705 --> 00:52:57,006 -He needs me. -He's dead! 620 00:52:57,008 --> 00:53:00,376 You're never around. You're always with him. 621 00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:01,677 I hate Sammy. 622 00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:03,045 He threw batteries at my head. 623 00:53:03,047 --> 00:53:05,581 He stole money from my sock drawer for weed. 624 00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:07,383 He spit on me. 625 00:53:07,385 --> 00:53:09,551 And when you were with him, you did the same things. 626 00:53:09,553 --> 00:53:11,654 My best friend's dead, lump. 627 00:53:11,656 --> 00:53:15,024 Look, nobody cares how hard it is for you, okay? 628 00:53:15,026 --> 00:53:16,992 Do you think I liked having a bunch of assholes 629 00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:18,527 break in to my house? 630 00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:20,529 Do you think i liked being blackmailed 631 00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:22,031 into giving you my Jersey? 632 00:53:22,033 --> 00:53:26,635 Do you think I like spending the night with his body? 633 00:53:29,506 --> 00:53:31,073 Don't fucking touch me. 634 00:53:31,075 --> 00:53:33,809 I'm just trying my best to do what he wanted. 635 00:53:33,811 --> 00:53:35,577 News flash: 636 00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:37,546 Sammy's dead. 637 00:53:38,915 --> 00:53:42,384 My brother is dead. 638 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:46,555 Your brother's alive, okay, so fuck you. 639 00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:51,327 I went to him, and I told him that I liked you. 640 00:53:51,329 --> 00:53:53,395 And he said "no." 641 00:53:54,731 --> 00:53:57,599 He said I wasn't allowed, 642 00:53:57,601 --> 00:53:59,368 and then his dumb ass died 643 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:01,670 without ever talking to me again. 644 00:54:01,672 --> 00:54:03,038 He would've come around. 645 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,441 But you didn't even wait. 646 00:54:05,443 --> 00:54:07,776 The next thing I know, you're whoring it up in school. 647 00:54:07,778 --> 00:54:10,646 I know I'm not one of the popular kids, but I hear things. 648 00:54:10,648 --> 00:54:13,349 Oh, what did you hear, huh? 649 00:54:13,351 --> 00:54:15,584 That there was always gonna be some before you, 650 00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:17,953 that there was always gonna be some after you? 651 00:54:21,124 --> 00:54:23,392 You didn't even call. 652 00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:27,629 You fucked me and left me. 653 00:54:27,631 --> 00:54:32,835 Even when my brother died, you didn't even send me a text. 654 00:54:32,837 --> 00:54:35,104 Goddamn it! You are such an asshole! 655 00:54:39,376 --> 00:54:41,443 Your brother made me this way. 656 00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:45,514 Sammy always wanted everyone to know 657 00:54:45,516 --> 00:54:47,816 what he wasn't gonna get to do. 658 00:54:47,818 --> 00:54:50,886 So he made everyone else feel bad for not having a disease. 659 00:54:53,423 --> 00:54:55,157 It's why he left a fucking message even 660 00:54:55,159 --> 00:54:57,826 after your parents told him the way it had to go down. 661 00:54:57,828 --> 00:55:00,896 If it's such a fucking burden, then why? Why do you do it? 662 00:55:00,898 --> 00:55:03,866 Because he left it to me. 663 00:55:03,868 --> 00:55:05,901 Because he didn't trust me with his sister, 664 00:55:05,903 --> 00:55:07,636 but he did with this. 665 00:55:10,106 --> 00:55:13,709 Well, you better hurry up then, 'cause he's slipping away. 666 00:55:32,028 --> 00:55:33,962 Hey. 667 00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:36,465 Dan? 668 00:55:39,803 --> 00:55:41,036 Dan? 669 00:55:46,810 --> 00:55:48,944 The school is the other way. 670 00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:50,446 Fuck the school, Jimmy! 671 00:55:50,448 --> 00:55:52,047 We're almost there. 672 00:55:52,049 --> 00:55:55,050 I'm taking him back to the funeral home. 673 00:55:55,052 --> 00:55:57,886 We don't have time. The sun's about to come up. 674 00:55:57,888 --> 00:56:00,155 -Come on. -Don't fucking touch him! 675 00:56:00,157 --> 00:56:01,924 -Are we really gonna do this? -Yes, Jimmy! 676 00:56:01,926 --> 00:56:04,193 You've been bossing me around for the last 12 hours! 677 00:56:04,195 --> 00:56:06,929 You can go, just leave Sammy. 678 00:56:06,931 --> 00:56:08,964 I'm taking him back to where he fucking belongs. 679 00:56:08,966 --> 00:56:11,166 He wanted to be buried, remember? 680 00:56:11,168 --> 00:56:13,702 Sammy's dead, motherfucker! 681 00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:15,737 What he wants doesn't matter anymore. 682 00:56:15,739 --> 00:56:17,139 It doesn't fucking matter! 683 00:56:17,141 --> 00:56:18,974 Don't you get that? 684 00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:27,616 Where the fuck is Kate and lump? 685 00:56:27,618 --> 00:56:29,985 Where are they, Jimmy? 686 00:56:29,987 --> 00:56:32,855 They leave you too, huh? 687 00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:35,090 Well, fuck, man, you spend half the fucking time 688 00:56:35,092 --> 00:56:36,692 worrying about the alive motherfuckers 689 00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:37,993 instead of the dead ones, 690 00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:39,795 you'd probably have a lot more friends. 691 00:56:39,797 --> 00:56:41,897 You'd probably get a lot more pussy too. 692 00:56:44,934 --> 00:56:47,569 Remember when me, you, and Sammy were friends? 693 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:50,105 Well, guess what. I barely fucking can anymore. 694 00:56:50,107 --> 00:56:52,241 So choke on that, dick. 695 00:56:54,878 --> 00:56:56,578 You take care of the dead kid. 696 00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:58,680 I'll go find the alive ones, all right? 697 00:56:58,682 --> 00:57:00,716 I'm gonna put my arm around your girl. 698 00:57:00,718 --> 00:57:02,718 I'll take care of your fucking brother too, 699 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:05,287 just like I took care of Sammy when he was alive! 700 00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:09,191 Fuck! 701 00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:51,233 I wanted to be there for you. 702 00:58:06,049 --> 00:58:08,650 We've got to stay out of sight. 703 00:58:59,302 --> 00:59:01,303 Hey, homey, you lost? 704 00:59:01,305 --> 00:59:03,171 No. 705 00:59:03,173 --> 00:59:04,973 What's wrong with your friend over here? 706 00:59:04,975 --> 00:59:06,642 -Don't fucking touch him! -Hey, hey. 707 00:59:06,644 --> 00:59:09,411 Hey, calm down. Relax. 708 00:59:09,413 --> 00:59:11,313 Just let me go. 709 00:59:11,315 --> 00:59:13,882 You need some help, homey? 710 00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:16,051 Fuck off. 711 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:18,754 This kid's definitely lost. 712 00:59:18,756 --> 00:59:21,790 What's a little white boy like you and his dah-dah-dahs 713 00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:23,158 doing downtown anyway, huh? 714 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,760 None of your fucking business. 715 00:59:24,762 --> 00:59:26,161 Ohh. 716 00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:28,096 You gonna let this bitch talk to you like that? 717 00:59:28,098 --> 00:59:29,865 Who the fuck does he think he is? 718 00:59:32,001 --> 00:59:33,835 Dude, look at this crazy-ass white boy 719 00:59:33,837 --> 00:59:35,137 talking to his drunk-ass friend. 720 00:59:35,139 --> 00:59:36,805 Don't fucking talk to him like that. 721 00:59:36,807 --> 00:59:38,740 The fuck you gonna do? 722 00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:41,109 -Ah! -Five-o! Bounce! 723 01:00:00,463 --> 01:00:02,431 Get in the car. 724 01:00:48,845 --> 01:00:51,012 I'm sorry. 725 01:00:51,014 --> 01:00:52,147 Sorry? 726 01:00:56,753 --> 01:01:00,322 Do you have any idea how much trouble you're in, huh? 727 01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:02,224 What a fucking mess this is? 728 01:01:02,226 --> 01:01:04,226 How does something like this happen? 729 01:01:07,096 --> 01:01:09,464 -I don't know. -You don't know. 730 01:01:09,466 --> 01:01:13,101 Jesus Christ, Jimmy. 731 01:01:13,103 --> 01:01:16,371 I have known you your entire life, 732 01:01:16,373 --> 01:01:18,473 and this is the dumbest, most dangerous thing 733 01:01:18,475 --> 01:01:21,009 you've ever done, so you cannot sit here 734 01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:23,879 and tell me that you do not know. 735 01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:29,918 I should've been there at the end. 736 01:01:31,354 --> 01:01:33,922 That's why he sent me the message. 737 01:01:33,924 --> 01:01:35,390 I owed him. 738 01:01:38,461 --> 01:01:40,862 Now that he's gone, there's... 739 01:01:42,498 --> 01:01:45,200 there's nothing I can do to make it up to him. 740 01:01:46,836 --> 01:01:51,339 Jimmy, this message that you're killing yourselves over, 741 01:01:51,341 --> 01:01:55,076 maybe he didn't send it, because in the end, 742 01:01:55,078 --> 01:01:59,014 he knew that you didn't owe him anything. 743 01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:07,122 What were you planning on doing with his body? 744 01:02:07,124 --> 01:02:09,591 We were gonna take him to the new stadium. 745 01:02:12,161 --> 01:02:14,429 We thought that's where he'd want to be, 746 01:02:16,599 --> 01:02:18,300 in his Jersey, 747 01:02:19,902 --> 01:02:21,336 finally in the game. 748 01:02:24,607 --> 01:02:26,174 Oh. 749 01:02:28,945 --> 01:02:33,215 That is so... Stupid. 750 01:02:37,220 --> 01:02:40,622 We did so much crazy stuff when Sammy was alive. 751 01:02:42,225 --> 01:02:44,459 I didn't think this was gonna be any different. 752 01:02:46,028 --> 01:02:48,096 Yeah, I don't even want to know. 753 01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:51,233 Sammy came up with most of the ideas. 754 01:02:55,905 --> 01:02:57,639 Yeah, that kid made me laugh. 755 01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:09,351 I think you're wrong about Sammy's message. 756 01:03:09,353 --> 01:03:11,052 Jimmy... 757 01:03:11,054 --> 01:03:13,021 Sammy wanted to send the message, 758 01:03:14,390 --> 01:03:16,358 but he never got a chance. 759 01:03:18,895 --> 01:03:21,529 He knew something like this would bring us all together. 760 01:03:23,065 --> 01:03:25,667 And I can't think of a better way for him 761 01:03:25,669 --> 01:03:28,036 to go out than getting us all in trouble again. 762 01:03:30,406 --> 01:03:32,274 This whole time we were trying to figure out 763 01:03:32,276 --> 01:03:34,242 what to do for Sammy, but... 764 01:03:36,412 --> 01:03:39,281 This is really about Sammy doing something for us. 765 01:03:49,293 --> 01:03:51,693 -No intoxication? -As of right now, no. 766 01:03:51,695 --> 01:03:53,328 -And how many were there? -Two. 767 01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:55,664 -Hey, guys. -Hold on. 768 01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:59,167 -Hey, come here. -Sir? 769 01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:01,169 All right, over here. 770 01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:04,039 I want tape along the perimeter here. 771 01:04:04,041 --> 01:04:05,240 See that corner over there? 772 01:04:05,242 --> 01:04:07,542 -Got it. -I want that covered. 773 01:04:07,544 --> 01:04:09,144 -Down here as well. -Got it. 774 01:04:12,415 --> 01:04:15,517 Are you serious? My dad's standing right there. 775 01:04:15,519 --> 01:04:17,185 Your dad's the one who brought me. 776 01:04:18,321 --> 01:04:20,021 Come on. Let's go. 777 01:04:26,662 --> 01:04:28,296 Should we follow them? 778 01:04:29,598 --> 01:04:31,266 Let them go. 779 01:04:41,978 --> 01:04:43,578 We're almost there. 780 01:04:43,580 --> 01:04:45,380 Keep your eyes peeled. 781 01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:47,449 For what? 782 01:04:49,452 --> 01:04:50,752 For that. 783 01:04:54,657 --> 01:04:56,391 You want a ride? 784 01:04:58,594 --> 01:04:59,728 Fuck you. 785 01:05:02,598 --> 01:05:05,300 I can't do this without you. 786 01:05:05,302 --> 01:05:07,402 Then why'd you fucking try, Jimmy? 787 01:05:09,505 --> 01:05:11,473 I'm an idiot. 788 01:05:11,475 --> 01:05:14,309 No shit. 789 01:05:14,311 --> 01:05:16,011 All right, you're also a huge piece of shit 790 01:05:16,013 --> 01:05:18,546 who made us each commit, like, a dozen fucking crimes. 791 01:05:18,548 --> 01:05:20,081 You crashed your dad's car, 792 01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:21,783 and you broke your brother's arm. 793 01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:26,321 Sammy wanted you here. 794 01:05:29,358 --> 01:05:30,625 I know. 795 01:05:32,495 --> 01:05:34,662 It's just good to know that you know. 796 01:05:37,433 --> 01:05:39,367 Plus, I've always wanted to ride in an ambulance. 797 01:06:03,826 --> 01:06:06,361 I'm sorry i fucked up so much. 798 01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:10,298 If you want to bail, this is the time. 799 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:12,667 We've already followed your dumb ass this far. 800 01:06:12,669 --> 01:06:15,637 Yeah, how much worse can it get? 801 01:06:15,639 --> 01:06:18,239 You should all hate me. 802 01:06:18,241 --> 01:06:20,341 We kind of do. 803 01:06:20,343 --> 01:06:22,077 Yeah, you're a fucking tool. 804 01:06:22,079 --> 01:06:24,145 And a bad brother. 805 01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:26,781 But it all boils down to Sammy. 806 01:06:26,783 --> 01:06:29,084 The kid was an idiot, you know, 807 01:06:29,086 --> 01:06:33,121 telling us what to do, making us bring him things. 808 01:06:34,590 --> 01:06:36,624 The motherfucker basically wrote a list of shit 809 01:06:36,626 --> 01:06:38,760 we had to do even after he fucking died. 810 01:06:38,762 --> 01:06:40,862 We're alive, 811 01:06:40,864 --> 01:06:44,165 even if you almost got us killed, like, a thousand times. 812 01:06:46,102 --> 01:06:47,569 We kind of like you. 813 01:06:49,238 --> 01:06:50,839 Some more than others. 814 01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:55,510 You'd do anything for a dead kid. 815 01:06:57,513 --> 01:06:59,481 I don't know what to say. 816 01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:04,586 For once, shut the fuck up. 817 01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:33,481 It's all locked up. 818 01:07:41,390 --> 01:07:42,757 Buckle up. 819 01:08:16,525 --> 01:08:18,259 I can do it myself. 820 01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:19,794 Way to man up. 821 01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:28,803 Okay, so where are we gonna do this? 822 01:08:29,838 --> 01:08:31,606 50-yard line. 823 01:08:44,987 --> 01:08:46,621 It's wet. 824 01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:49,624 Best seats in the house. 825 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:52,260 Best seats in the house. 826 01:09:15,784 --> 01:09:17,452 -Whoa! -Lump! 827 01:09:17,454 --> 01:09:19,454 Oh, please. 828 01:09:19,456 --> 01:09:21,422 Come on, Jimmy. Help me! 829 01:09:21,424 --> 01:09:23,324 Help me. Help me. 830 01:09:25,894 --> 01:09:27,528 Oh, I almost got him. 831 01:09:27,530 --> 01:09:29,764 -Jimmy! -Jimmy! 832 01:09:29,766 --> 01:09:32,567 Fuck. Fuck. 833 01:09:38,407 --> 01:09:41,409 Oh. 834 01:09:46,849 --> 01:09:48,516 Oh, my god. 835 01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:53,621 Ohh, ohh. 836 01:09:56,525 --> 01:09:57,892 You're okay. 837 01:09:59,495 --> 01:10:01,029 Ow. Ow. 838 01:10:04,066 --> 01:10:05,566 Close your eyes. 839 01:10:05,568 --> 01:10:07,502 Ahh. 840 01:10:07,504 --> 01:10:09,304 It's okay. 841 01:10:09,306 --> 01:10:12,073 You're good. 842 01:10:12,075 --> 01:10:13,675 Oh, my god. 843 01:10:13,677 --> 01:10:15,810 You're okay. 844 01:10:15,812 --> 01:10:18,880 Quit being such a pussy. 845 01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:20,915 Hey, where's Sammy? 846 01:10:32,928 --> 01:10:36,531 -You okay, little man? -Yeah. 847 01:10:53,816 --> 01:10:56,451 This is it. 848 01:10:56,453 --> 01:10:58,086 This is his place. 849 01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:03,858 Let's grab an arm and a leg. 850 01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:05,560 One... 851 01:11:42,498 --> 01:11:44,432 We have to weigh him down. 852 01:12:21,036 --> 01:12:22,670 You should say it. 853 01:12:25,674 --> 01:12:27,208 Say what? 854 01:12:27,210 --> 01:12:28,876 Something. 855 01:12:28,878 --> 01:12:31,579 Yeah, you brought us this far, man. 856 01:12:35,217 --> 01:12:36,951 Sammy. 857 01:12:42,558 --> 01:12:44,926 Sammy liked his drinks to be like his dick. 858 01:12:46,228 --> 01:12:48,529 Stiff. 859 01:12:48,531 --> 01:12:51,232 He knew the inherent beauty of a naked woman. 860 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:55,136 Sammy wasn't afraid of anything. 861 01:12:57,105 --> 01:13:02,176 He let me hang out, even though I was younger. 862 01:13:02,178 --> 01:13:03,978 He only spit on me once, 863 01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:08,149 but he never treated me any different. 864 01:13:09,785 --> 01:13:11,719 Sammy was always really good to me. 865 01:13:14,756 --> 01:13:16,891 He always had my back, 866 01:13:19,761 --> 01:13:21,729 and he always kept me laughing, 867 01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:26,567 even when he was at his worst. 868 01:13:31,940 --> 01:13:33,908 Sammy was my brother. 869 01:13:36,512 --> 01:13:38,145 Our brother. 870 01:13:43,819 --> 01:13:47,722 He was here tonight with us 871 01:13:48,824 --> 01:13:50,725 every step of the way. 872 01:13:55,063 --> 01:13:56,998 Now it's time for him to go. 873 01:14:07,175 --> 01:14:09,143 You were my best friend. 874 01:14:13,982 --> 01:14:16,050 I'm so sorry for everything. 875 01:14:25,060 --> 01:14:27,128 Why did you have to die? 876 01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:18,399 How do you guys want to get home? 60239

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