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Oh, my.
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I've died and gone to heaven.
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[HAMMER BANGING]
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Oh, J.R.
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J. R: Hey, April,
you better fasten your safety belt.
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Today is gonna be full of surprises.
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Don't toy with me, J.R.
You know how I hate suspense.
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If we're gonna be
in business together...
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...you're gonna have to learn
a little patience.
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Heh. I'm gonna hang up
on the count of three.
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My, my. Woke up on the wrong side
of the bed this morning, did you?
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[CHUCKLES]
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One.
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Two.
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- We'll both be receiving a present today.
- Oh, yeah? What's that?
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Copies of some
fully executed documents.
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The sale of Ewing Oil's
Ellis County land?
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[LAUGHS]
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To our own
happy little dummy corporation.
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I didn't realize
we'd get those papers so quickly.
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Maybe we should've thought about
this deal more before we closed it.
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Oh, why is that?
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I don't know.
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April, once you climb in bed
with J.R. Ewing...
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...you better not have cold feet.
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This is the last time
I'm gonna let you pick a restaurant.
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I wanna just have
a real power breakfast, Hollywood style.
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And for that,
you need the right ambiance.
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[SIGHS]
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You ordered for me?
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I hope it's okay.
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I love eggs Benedict.
You must've read my mind.
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No.
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I read your diaries.
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February the 13th, 1982.
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After a little spat with J.R.,
you dumped eggs Benedict into his lap.
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Quote, "Best breakfast I ever had,"
unquote.
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[LAUGHS]
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You are getting familiar
with the material.
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There are a few preliminary scenes
I wanted to talk to you about.
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- Not yet.
- No?
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Not until we go on a little field trip
this afternoon.
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I'd like you to escort me
to J.R.'s wedding.
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- You're invited?
- Oh, J.R. Crossed me off the list.
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But I convinced his cute little bride
to put me back on it.
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Wasn't that difficult?
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I have my methods.
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Now I'm learning that quickly.
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I think it's important
that you visit Southfork...
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...to view the animal
in his native habitat.
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Won't you, being seen on my arm,
start Texas tongues wagging?
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You've gone to a great deal of trouble
to keep your studio...
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...and our association quite private.
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Don...
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...this wedding
is a window of opportunity for you.
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I want you to climb through it...
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...and see the real J.R. Ewing
in action.
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And you wouldn't get
the slightest bit of pleasure...
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...out of being seen at your ex-husband's
wedding with a man by your side?
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No.
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You are getting to know me,
aren't you?
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Besides, nobody ever died
from a little gossip.
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Mm-mm, no.
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ELLIE:
I don't like the look of this sky.
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- It's got a little bit of green to it.
- It's tornado weather.
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If things get much worse,
we'll have to bring everything indoors.
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Yeah, if our guests don't
get blown away first.
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Well, well, another Southfork wedding.
How many is this, 12, 13?
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Oh, come on, it can't be that many.
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Can it?
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If you're inclined
to marry Tracey Lawton...
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...why don't you propose today?
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Then we can have a double wedding
and save a lot of money.
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Just hold on, Clayton.
I'm not that inclined.
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Besides, there's not an altar big enough
in Texas to hold J.R. And me.
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Anyhow, it's bad luck
to get married at Southfork.
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Lucy.
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Well, name one marriage that started
here and ended up happily ever after.
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Well, I think Clayton would say
we're very happy.
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- I surely would.
- All right, name two.
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Lucy, I'm not sure this
is the best conversation for right now.
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I don't know about y'all,
but if I ever get married again...
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...l'll be saying my vows at the nearest
Moose Lodge. Much safer.
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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Well, I'll tell you...
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...unless J.R.'s cut a deal
with Mother Nature...
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...we're gonna be in for
a rough ride today.
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I'll check on things outdoors.
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[GRUNTING]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Don't worry, you look great.
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- Now, how about getting dressed?
- I'm working on it.
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Anyway, weddings are dull.
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In fact, this whole state of Texas
is just slightly south of boring.
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I thought you were having fun
with April Stevens.
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How many dates have you had now?
At least three.
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Ha, ha, she's a hot lady.
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But so far,
it's been life in the slow lane.
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- Meaning she hasn't slept with you.
- Ugh, yet.
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[TOMMY CHUCKLES]
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I was hoping you'd be ready.
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Yeah. I've got this routine I do.
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Look, if you don't wanna go...
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In prison, all I could do with my time
was work out.
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Kind of becomes habit.
Keeps you sane, you know?
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I'm making a lot of friends around here.
I want them to get to know you.
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Hey, I'm gonna be on my best
chip-off-the-old-block behavior.
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You watch.
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Wish I could get him
to take a job at Westar.
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He needs something to do
with all this energy of his.
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He's just not the office type.
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- He could learn.
- I don't know.
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Tracey, that boy has it in him
to be someone.
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He could turn his life around.
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All he needs is, uh, a little help.
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You can't make him love you, Dad.
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No matter how bad you want it.
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I don't know how you could lose
something this big.
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I hate to say it,
but you don't exactly have small feet.
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Oh, gee. Bless me.
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You deserve that
after making remarks about my feet.
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For the want of a shoe,
a wedding is lost.
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It's under something.
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[CHUCKLING] Well, There's a lot
of somethings in this room.
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APRIL: You in a bad mood?
- Huh?
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- No, I'm in a great mood.
- Liar.
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It's just that J.R.'s been acting smug
around the office lately...
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...and that bothers me.
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[CLIFF GRUNTS]
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Could we just not talk about business
for one day?
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It's just that I got a great thing going
with Bobby and Ewing Oil.
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It's like the first time
I've really had a home.
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I just know that every move J.R. Makes
is a plan to get me out of the house.
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Aah...
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- I got it.
- My hero.
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Thank you.
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- Shall we?
- Off to the zoo.
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Well, Bob, a little wedding-day advice?
I'm overwhelmed.
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It's not advice really, it's just some
thoughts on this auspicious occasion...
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...which I'm sure
you can't wait to hear.
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Ha-ha-ha, go ahead.
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I'm glad that you're keeping your word
to Cally. I think it's the right thing to do.
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00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:05,194
Well, thank you.
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I hope you treat her better
than you did Sue Ellen.
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Anything else?
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I'm glad that you're getting a chance
at a marriage that's worthy of the name.
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Well, thank you, Bob.
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But, uh, a good-luck handshake
would've been quite sufficient.
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- I'll see you downstairs.
- All right.
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- Hey, buddy. You look good.
- Thanks.
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J. R:
Hi, son.
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Dad, I'm nervous.
What if I lose the ring?
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- Where are you keeping it?
- Right here.
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Oh, well,
that ought to be a safe place.
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Now, don't worry,
you're gonna do just fine.
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I'm also kind of worried about,
you know, her.
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What, Cally?
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Even though she says she doesn't wanna
take Mom's place, what if she tries?
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Oh, ha, ha, son,
you don't have to worry about that.
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Now, you're gonna learn to like her.
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I'm working on it.
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And who knows?
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She just might provide you
with a little brother.
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Oh, golly, wouldn't that be special?
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Another son of mine
right here at Southfork.
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[LAUGHS]
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Yeah.
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BOBBY: Look who's here.
WOMAN 1: Hello.
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BOBBY:
Hi.
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WOMAN 2: Pass.
- Let's hope it doesn't pour.
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CLAYTON: I'm glad you could come.
BOBBY: I'm glad they brought umbrellas.
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[WOMEN LAUGH]
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I love weddings, rain or shine.
Just getting a little cold.
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There's coffee somewhere.
We made it this morning. It's over there.
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Oh, I just love it
when someone makes me coffee.
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- Well, Monday morning, it's your turn.
WOMAN 3: See you.
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Excuse me.
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Some big names here.
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I guess it's never out of fashion
to pay homage to the Ewing clan.
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It must be an experience
to marry into this family.
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It's hard to imagine.
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How's everybody doing?
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McKAY: Just fine.
- I got our seats.
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- We're front-row center. How's that?
- Just fine.
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- On one condition.
- Oh, no. Another condition?
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I don't wanna be under any obligation
to catch the wedding bouquet.
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Heh, all right. You got it.
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You know, I love Texas.
It's never boring.
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- Are you planning on staying long?
- As long as I stay turned on.
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And believe me,
there's a lot of turn-ons around here.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, that sounds like a line
if ever I've heard one.
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It's only a line if it doesn't work.
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Anyway, uh, I'll be seeing you around.
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- I didn't think you'd be here.
- Ha, ha, wouldn't miss it.
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Oh, you mean, uh,
being with April here, yeah.
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It's the biggest show in town.
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There's a band setting up over here.
You wanna check them out?
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- You mind?
- No, I don't mind.
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But she's my date, you know.
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TOMMY: Ha, ha, right.
- Yeah.
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Don't forget that, you know.
She's my date.
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- Mr. Ewing?
- No, no, no, that's my brother.
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- He's right there.
- Oh, okay.
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J. R: Thank you.
MAN: Mr. Ewing, this is for you.
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- Thank you.
- Sure.
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LUC Y:
Hi.
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Oh, hi.
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- Dropped.
- You having fun yet?
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- Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh.
- Well, good.
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- Makes one of us, ha, ha.
- Yeah. Good. Uh-huh.
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[WOMEN CHATTERING]
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CALLY:
Come in.
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LUC Y:
Cally.
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You look beautiful.
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[CALLY SIGHS]
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- Oh, let me see.
- I feel like some fairy-book princess.
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Miss Ellie's making it fit real good.
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- It's not too tight?
- Oh, no.
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It's the most perfect thing
I've ever worn.
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- Think J.R.'s gonna like it?
ELLIE: I'm sure he will.
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Golly, I'm so nervous.
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- Everything's gonna be fine.
CALLY: Not about the wedding.
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I'm just nervous about J.R.
Really taking to me...
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...now that all his friends are gonna
see me as his lawful wedded wife.
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Well, I'll be around
to help you out with J.R.
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There are quite a few secrets
to handling a Ewing man.
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The most important being: Speak softly,
but carry a big cattle prod, heh.
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Well, I know one thing, anyways.
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It's gonna be real nice
having you two for family.
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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Look who's here.
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Well, welcome, Sue Ellen.
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Hello, Clayton.
Clayton Farlow, Don Lockwood.
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00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,021
- Pleased to meet you.
DON: Pleasure's mine.
237
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:04,219
Well, I guess the weatherman was right.
First storm just blew in.
238
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:05,687
[CHUCKLES]
239
00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:08,890
Don't worry, J.R.,
I won't rain on your parade.
240
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:13,027
Don Lockwood,
the one and only J.R. Ewing.
241
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:16,106
Congratulations on your wedding.
I hope you'll be very happy.
242
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:17,264
Well, thank you.
243
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:20,003
Can't help but be a vast improvement
over my last wife.
244
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,075
Would you all excuse me
for a moment?
245
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,451
Sue Ellen,
what the hell are you doing here?
246
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:31,817
I personally tore up your invitation.
247
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:36,121
I convinced Cally that John Ross
needed my moral support.
248
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,456
You just stay away from Cally.
249
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,894
Don't get so suspicious.
250
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:43,591
Actually, I'm thrilled
that you're getting married.
251
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,397
That kind of comment
makes me very nervous.
252
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,096
What's with the Lockwood fella?
253
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:52,039
He's a man with charm,
sensitivity and class.
254
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,645
In short, your exact opposite.
255
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:59,409
That does it, Sue Ellen. Why don't you
ask the parking attendants...
256
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,678
...to fetch your broom,
and you can just fly on home?
257
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,014
Ooh!
258
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:07,457
Not until I give this little gift
to your child bride.
259
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:10,857
Now, where is
that sweet young thing?
260
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,521
Now, you just stay away
from her, hear?
261
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,836
ELLIE:
You need something borrowed...
262
00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:22,269
...and this is a necklace
that my mother wore at her wedding.
263
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,068
Oh, Miss Ellie.
264
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:29,374
And something blue.
Here's some sweet william and wisteria.
265
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,476
I guess I'm about the luckiest bride
in the whole world.
266
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,113
I couldn't beg for anything better.
267
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:37,846
Would anyone mind if I came in?
268
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,294
I don't wanna interrupt.
269
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,596
Oh, I'm so glad you could be here today,
Sue Ellen.
270
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:52,404
Well, yes, please. Come in, Sue Ellen.
271
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:55,029
Thank you.
272
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:57,641
Have you, uh, done something old,
something new yet?
273
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,176
Oh, we're right in the middle of it.
274
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,438
Because I wanna give Cally
something old.
275
00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:06,243
You've already done that.
You've given her J.R.
276
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:10,286
- Lucy, that's not necessary.
- Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
277
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,083
[GIGGLES]
278
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:16,358
Anyway, um, I hope you like it.
279
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,387
You didn't have to do this, Sue Ellen.
280
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,429
Cally, you have earned it.
281
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,296
[CALLY GASPS]
282
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,066
It's beautiful.
283
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,802
That was the first gift
J.R. Ever gave me.
284
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:38,078
Oh, well, I couldn't take this from you.
285
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,250
No, I want you to have it.
286
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:44,221
Maybe it'll bring you better luck
with him than I had.
287
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:49,187
You see, Cally, J.R. Has a good side.
288
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:53,855
Trouble is, it's buried so deep
that you may have to drill for it.
289
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:59,170
But if you find it, tap into it.
290
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:03,869
Then your life won't be the living hell
that mine turned out to be.
291
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,236
CALLY:
Thanks.
292
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,577
Uh... Everyone's ready downstairs.
293
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,683
Cally?
294
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,622
Are you ready?
295
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:23,685
Yes, ma'am.
296
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:24,988
[SIGHS]
297
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:28,196
Here comes the bride.
298
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,382
Hey.
299
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,846
You're missing all the fun.
Wedding's about to start.
300
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,323
I'm glad you're here.
301
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:04,257
This is an important room
for you to see.
302
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:09,033
The famous J.R. Ewing bedroom.
303
00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:15,963
Next to the Alamo, it's one
of the great battlegrounds of Texas.
304
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:20,870
I wanna re-create this room
for the movie.
305
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,612
In every detail.
306
00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:27,618
Every bloodstained little nook
and cranny.
307
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,853
A few bad memories coming back?
308
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,526
Even some you haven't read
in my diaries.
309
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:39,657
Oh, I've got enough material already
for a sequel.
310
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:48,034
I remember another wedding day.
311
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,641
It was, uh, seven or eight years ago.
312
00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:55,813
Lucy and Mitch were getting married...
313
00:21:56,548 --> 00:22:00,040
...and J.R. Decided to celebrate
their holy vows...
314
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:03,346
...in his own distinctive way...
315
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:06,548
...right here in this room.
316
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:11,590
Well, you don't lie, that's for sure.
317
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:13,890
About what?
318
00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:17,196
About what you do best.
319
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:24,636
- J. R?
- Hm?
320
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:28,411
You probably think I'm easy now.
321
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,377
I'm not.
322
00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:33,376
I just never met anybody
like you before.
323
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:38,085
No, I'm not any better
than anybody else.
324
00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:41,589
- I know that.
- Yeah?
325
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,721
I just meant you're different.
326
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,861
Oh, how different?
327
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:54,670
First time I saw you, I could tell
you always get what you want.
328
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,668
Well, I try.
329
00:22:58,276 --> 00:23:00,107
So, what happens now?
330
00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:02,143
Now I think
we ought to get downstairs...
331
00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:04,407
...before people start wondering
where we are.
332
00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:10,512
J. R:
Oh, hello, darling.
333
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:15,059
- Getting in out of the sun, darling?
- Oh, just answering nature's call.
334
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,492
And from the looks of your dress,
it's turning into quite a party.
335
00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:21,826
Uh, no, J.R. It's just barely begun.
336
00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:31,641
[PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
IN DISTANCE]
337
00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:53,053
So...
338
00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:57,899
...the real J.R. Has finally come home.
339
00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:03,674
[SIGHS]
340
00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:09,811
All those years of pain
and unhappiness.
341
00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:15,285
No, no, no.
342
00:24:15,887 --> 00:24:17,445
Come on.
343
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,085
Come on, you've gotta get past it.
344
00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:25,593
Easy for you to say.
345
00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:28,397
I did it when my wife died.
346
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,663
Motorcycle crash. She was 27.
347
00:24:35,874 --> 00:24:38,172
And you never drank?
348
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:41,042
And you never went crazy?
349
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:47,445
And you never got so lonely that you
thought you were gonna turn into stone?
350
00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:50,782
I travel. Keep moving.
Work on my problems in my writing.
351
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:56,287
That's what I plan to do
with our movie.
352
00:24:56,461 --> 00:25:01,489
Humiliating J.R.
Isn't going to stop your pain, Sue Ellen.
353
00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:03,161
[SIGHS]
354
00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:05,896
Maybe not.
355
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,407
But when I think back...
356
00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:16,772
...to all the hopes and the dreams
that I brought into my first marriage...
357
00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:21,283
...and how that bastard
crushed them...
358
00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:28,793
Shh.
359
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:32,220
[SIGHS]
360
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:39,093
PRIEST:
I require and charge you both...
361
00:25:39,271 --> 00:25:41,796
...that if either of you
know any impediment...
362
00:25:41,973 --> 00:25:45,204
...why you may not be joined
in marriage, speak up now.
363
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,503
[WIND WHISTLING]
364
00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:48,703
Then I ask you, Calpurnia Harper...
365
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,940
...do you take this man,
John Ross Ewing Jr...
366
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:53,675
...as your lawful wedded husband?
367
00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:55,547
CALLY:
I do.
368
00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:58,351
PRIEST:
Will you now produce the ring?
369
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:00,748
Son.
370
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,657
Come on.
371
00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:14,661
Thank you.
372
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:17,103
Please place it on her finger
and repeat after me.
373
00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:20,733
It's all right, Reverend.
I know the drill.
374
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:25,042
With this ring, Cally Harper,
I thee wed.
375
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:32,883
PRIEST: Therefore, by the powers vested
in me, I am both pleased and delighted...
376
00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:38,724
...to introduce you to this congregation
as Mr. And Mrs. J.R. Ewing.
377
00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:46,126
[THUNDER CRASHES]
378
00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:52,574
Feel free to kiss the bride.
379
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,141
[HORSE NEIGHS]
380
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,613
[MID-TEMPO JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
381
00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:20,436
Well, they seem to be
enjoying themselves.
382
00:27:21,439 --> 00:27:24,465
Being married to J.R.
Is like a Hitchcock movie.
383
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:28,545
You start out laughing, and then
you find yourself screaming in terror.
384
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:30,505
[MUSIC STOPS]
385
00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:31,706
[J.R. LAUGHS]
386
00:27:31,883 --> 00:27:33,407
Okay, that's it.
We gotta catch a plane.
387
00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:36,076
Y'all dance, have a good time, hear?
388
00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:46,154
J. R: All right, darling, let's go.
WOMAN: Have fun.
389
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,593
ALL:
Bye.
390
00:27:55,306 --> 00:27:57,240
[J.R. & CALLY LAUGHING]
391
00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:59,434
Oh, I'll bet
you're a happy little woman now.
392
00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:02,444
Ah, I reckon I've had about the best day
a body could have.
393
00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:07,347
Ha, ha, the only thing better than
a wedding day is a wedding night.
394
00:28:08,086 --> 00:28:11,112
And you're gonna have a night
you'll never forget, Mr. J.R. Ewing.
395
00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:12,984
I like the way you talk, honey.
396
00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:14,557
[CALLY MO ANING]
397
00:28:14,726 --> 00:28:16,694
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
398
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:18,795
Ha, ha. We ought to hurry.
The storm's coming on.
399
00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:21,124
Let me help you out
of that tight little wedding dress.
400
00:28:21,299 --> 00:28:25,827
Oh! J.R., you best save your gumption
for tonight.
401
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:30,675
[J.R. & CALLY LAUGHING]
402
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,651
I don't believe this.
403
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:59,561
That lousy S-O-B.
404
00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:08,406
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
405
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,605
CLAYTON: This weather's making them
leave in droves.
406
00:29:10,782 --> 00:29:12,716
There's gonna be a terrible waste
of food.
407
00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:16,183
- Yeah, I know.
- Paul? Paul?
408
00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:19,915
- Bobby. Bobby. Look, read this.
- This is addressed to J.R.
409
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:23,583
Put me in jail for taking it.
I don't care. But read it.
410
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,265
Where is he?
411
00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:35,499
BOBBY:
J.R.
412
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,974
I don't have any time
for congratulations.
413
00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:41,112
- I'm gonna catch a plane right now.
- Not so fast. What's this?
414
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:44,544
- How did you get that?
- I think we ought to take this inside.
415
00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:46,616
You've been opening my mail, Barnes.
416
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,686
Is that what you want for a partner?
A low-down little sneak?
417
00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:51,014
Who's calling who a sneak?
418
00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:53,487
- Let's take it inside.
- I'm not going anywhere.
419
00:29:53,658 --> 00:29:57,355
You want an audience? You got a lot
of nerve selling the Ellis County land...
420
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,588
...without consulting us.
- It's my property.
421
00:29:59,764 --> 00:30:02,733
- I can do anything I want to it.
- That's not the way it works.
422
00:30:02,901 --> 00:30:05,096
Now, wait just a minute.
This is my wedding day.
423
00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:09,297
Nobody's getting in no fistfight
until I throw my wedding bouquet.
424
00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:13,375
- All right, darling.
- Okay, ladies, ready?
425
00:30:14,512 --> 00:30:16,343
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
426
00:30:17,382 --> 00:30:19,782
[WOMEN SHRIEKING]
427
00:30:33,865 --> 00:30:37,392
I wanna know who this Ultima Enterprises
is that you're doing business with.
428
00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:40,902
- It's a dummy corporation, I'll bet.
- I don't know who owns that outfit.
429
00:30:41,072 --> 00:30:42,096
We've sold it.
430
00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:44,764
And the money is in the corporate
account. What could be better?
431
00:30:44,943 --> 00:30:46,774
You probably sold it
for a fraction of it's worth.
432
00:30:46,945 --> 00:30:49,914
Ugh, you're talking about
10 years down the line.
433
00:30:50,081 --> 00:30:52,743
I'm talking about big bucks
in our pocket right now.
434
00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:55,784
I don't buy it. I'm gonna find out
who it is you're doing business with.
435
00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:58,354
J. R:
You keep me out of the oil business.
436
00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,616
You're starting to interfere
with my side deals.
437
00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,225
I'm not talking about one deal.
438
00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:05,191
- I'm talking about trust.
CLIFF: We're talking about a partnership.
439
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,763
Trust? Partnership?
And then you go and open my mail?
440
00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:11,026
That's a lot of hogwash
for me to swallow, I'll tell you that.
441
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:14,467
What is going on here?
This is a wedding day.
442
00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:16,806
I'm ashamed of all of you.
443
00:31:16,975 --> 00:31:20,775
We've got a bad enough storm outside.
We sure don't need another one in here.
444
00:31:20,945 --> 00:31:23,243
Now, let's all have some coffee
and sit down...
445
00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:25,279
...and wait for the storm to pass.
446
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,145
CHRISTOPHER: Guess what.
JOHN ROSS: There's a tornado watch...
447
00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:58,009
...for Braddock County.
- We heard it on TV.
448
00:31:58,182 --> 00:32:00,013
- Say anything about the roads?
- They're closed.
449
00:32:00,184 --> 00:32:02,482
They're not letting people
drive anywhere.
450
00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:05,088
I guess the ones who left early
were the smart ones.
451
00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:06,518
The safest thing to do...
452
00:32:06,691 --> 00:32:09,626
...is have everybody spend the night
right here at Southfork.
453
00:32:09,794 --> 00:32:13,161
That's very kind of you, Miss Ellie,
but I think maybe we'll chance it.
454
00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:15,390
Well, a tornado watch
can be a serious thing.
455
00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:17,329
Hate to see anything happen.
456
00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:19,333
Personally, I'd like to stay.
457
00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:21,802
ELLIE: It's only one night.
We have plenty of bedrooms.
458
00:32:21,973 --> 00:32:23,964
Hey, you know,
I've never stayed here at Southfork.
459
00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:25,575
I think it might be fun, ha, ha.
460
00:32:25,743 --> 00:32:27,506
Well, good. Then it's settled.
461
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:29,840
I'll start making
the sleeping arrangements.
462
00:32:30,014 --> 00:32:32,414
I'll be damned if I'm gonna spend
my wedding night...
463
00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:35,848
...with half the population of Dallas
in the next room.
464
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:39,717
Well, I'm sorry, J.R.,
but you have no choice.
465
00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:02,811
[BOTH LAUGHING]
466
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:06,382
Oh, better here
than no honeymoon at all, honey.
467
00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:08,382
I think the rain's romantic.
468
00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:12,956
- It's really put me in the loving mood.
- Ha, ha, in you go, Mrs. Ewing.
469
00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:16,651
I want you to pick me up and carry me
through the door like the old custom.
470
00:33:17,228 --> 00:33:19,958
Well, now, you've been eating
a lot of wedding cake today.
471
00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:22,395
You wouldn't want me to hurt my back,
would you?
472
00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:24,467
And you wouldn't wanna
hurt my feelings...
473
00:33:24,635 --> 00:33:26,364
...especially right at this moment.
474
00:33:26,537 --> 00:33:28,368
J. R: Ha, ha.
SUE ELLEN: J. R?
475
00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:32,474
I'm glad to see there's a little romance
still left in you.
476
00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:36,170
I can't believe Mama put you
in that room across the hall from us.
477
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:37,644
I asked for my old room.
478
00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:40,841
Ugh, well, are you planning
to peek through our keyhole all night?
479
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,817
Heh, I'm not that interested.
480
00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:45,851
This is for you, Cally.
481
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:49,926
Thanks, Sue Ellen.
That's really thoughtful of you.
482
00:33:50,094 --> 00:33:54,224
Well, aren't you going to carry
your young bride across the threshold?
483
00:33:57,068 --> 00:34:00,595
Here. You just stay away from me.
Come on.
484
00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:02,229
[SUE ELLEN CLEARS THRO AT]
485
00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:04,034
Watch his back.
486
00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:05,300
[DOOR CLOSES]
487
00:34:05,476 --> 00:34:06,500
[DON LAUGHS]
488
00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:08,042
You're right.
489
00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:10,612
This is a research opportunity.
490
00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:12,841
I'm sorry Miss Ellie
ran out of bedrooms.
491
00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:17,254
DON: I'm so used to sleeping
on couches, it's almost a habit.
492
00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:20,190
- Don?
- Hmm?
493
00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:24,188
You can sleep in here if you like.
494
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:29,730
There's plenty of room.
495
00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:33,294
Good night, Sue Ellen.
496
00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:49,486
[SIGHS]
497
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:55,491
[CHATTERING]
498
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,692
- Oh, Lord.
- What?
499
00:35:03,868 --> 00:35:05,836
You've outstayed your welcome,
Barnes.
500
00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:08,528
- I'm just gonna finish this dance.
- That's fine with me.
501
00:35:08,706 --> 00:35:11,539
- As long as you do it alone.
- No, get your hands off me.
502
00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:12,698
It's all right, J.R.
503
00:35:12,877 --> 00:35:15,846
No, it's not. I want him out
of your life and off this ranch.
504
00:35:16,013 --> 00:35:18,504
- Don't touch me.
- You may have botched killing yourself...
505
00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:20,241
...but I'm sure as hell not going...
506
00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:21,908
[WOMAN SHRIEKS]
507
00:35:24,222 --> 00:35:26,782
[CROWD GASPING AND SHOUTING]
508
00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:30,493
Cliff! You guys!
509
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,690
Enough!
510
00:35:46,043 --> 00:35:49,274
Oh, stop it! Stop it!
511
00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:54,243
Freddy, give me a hand.
Get him out of here.
512
00:36:11,869 --> 00:36:13,336
ELLIE:
Maybe Lucy's right.
513
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:15,904
Maybe there is a jinx
on Southfork weddings.
514
00:36:16,073 --> 00:36:19,440
Every marriage ought to start off
with a flash of lightning.
515
00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:23,205
Might get J.R. To take this
a little more seriously.
516
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:28,144
I heard you listening to the radio.
Any news?
517
00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:31,152
Well, the tornado watch
has been extended to 16 counties...
518
00:36:31,322 --> 00:36:33,256
...and two states.
519
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:38,757
When I was a girl,
I was terrified of tornadoes.
520
00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:40,397
I'll lay you a wager...
521
00:36:40,565 --> 00:36:43,796
...that we don't get one of them
to set down within 50 miles of here.
522
00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:46,528
Ha, ha, I hope you're right.
523
00:36:47,338 --> 00:36:51,069
Yeah, it's not the tornadoes and
the wind and the rain that bothers me.
524
00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:53,301
What concerns me
is the amount of bad blood...
525
00:36:53,477 --> 00:36:56,207
...that we have got sleeping
under one roof.
526
00:36:56,380 --> 00:37:00,282
We'll be lucky to get through the night
without casualties.
527
00:37:07,491 --> 00:37:10,790
- Thanks for letting me share your room.
- Oh, no problem.
528
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:12,953
Well, I'm glad it fits.
529
00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:17,362
Well, it's a little
on the, uh, short side.
530
00:37:17,535 --> 00:37:19,366
Oh, well.
At least you've got nice legs.
531
00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:22,335
Well, just don't expect me
to go prance down the hall.
532
00:37:22,506 --> 00:37:24,531
Yeah, especially if Bobby's
anywhere around.
533
00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:26,438
I don't think he could take
the excitement.
534
00:37:26,611 --> 00:37:28,545
[BOTH GIGGLING]
535
00:37:28,713 --> 00:37:30,305
I know it's none of my business...
536
00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:33,973
...but, uh, just how serious
are you two getting, anyway, hmm?
537
00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:38,985
- Does it bother you?
- No.
538
00:37:39,156 --> 00:37:42,387
I just think you're a nice girl,
and, uh, I get a little concerned...
539
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:46,496
...every time somebody nice
gets mixed up with this family.
540
00:38:05,383 --> 00:38:07,078
Hello, April.
541
00:38:08,085 --> 00:38:09,677
Hello.
542
00:38:10,054 --> 00:38:11,817
BOBBY:
How you doing?
543
00:38:11,989 --> 00:38:13,684
I'm okay.
544
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:21,026
I hope John Ross didn't mind
giving up his room for me.
545
00:38:21,198 --> 00:38:24,656
Oh, the kids are camping out on
my floor. It's the most fun they've had...
546
00:38:24,835 --> 00:38:28,202
...in a long time.
- How about you? You having fun?
547
00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:33,101
Well, it's not every day
I come down to the kitchen...
548
00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:35,711
...and find a pretty girl
drinking coffee.
549
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,116
So tell me about you and Tracey.
550
00:38:41,385 --> 00:38:43,148
Tell me about you and Tommy.
551
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:45,254
[CHUCKLES]
552
00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:48,552
Ironic, isn't it? Brother and sister?
553
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:52,052
Well, our paths do seem to cross
every once in a while.
554
00:38:54,198 --> 00:38:57,497
And here we are, midnight...
555
00:38:57,668 --> 00:39:01,035
...me in your kitchen,
you in your bathrobe...
556
00:39:01,205 --> 00:39:05,437
...while all hell's breaking loose outside,
discussing each other's love life.
557
00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,571
April...
558
00:39:13,417 --> 00:39:15,442
...do you think that...
559
00:39:16,654 --> 00:39:17,814
...we can be friends?
560
00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:22,920
We could try.
561
00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:29,627
McKAY: Whoo, what happened
to all the leftovers?
562
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,960
BOBBY:
Hello, Carter.
563
00:39:31,135 --> 00:39:32,830
- Hey, Bobby. April.
APRIL: Hi.
564
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:35,733
BOBBY: You hungry?
- I get this way every tornado season.
565
00:39:35,906 --> 00:39:38,704
I happen to know where the remains
of the wedding cake are...
566
00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:41,037
...and for a price, I'll guide you to it.
567
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:44,340
That's my cue to get some sleep.
Good night, gentlemen.
568
00:39:44,515 --> 00:39:46,813
McKAY: Good night.
BOBBY: Good night, April.
569
00:39:47,952 --> 00:39:52,252
So you want your slice
from the bride's side or the groom's?
570
00:39:52,423 --> 00:39:54,050
Just drag the whole thing out here.
571
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,385
[BOBBY LAUGHS]
572
00:39:56,961 --> 00:39:58,861
Grab some towels.
573
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:27,824
TOMMY:
Surprise.
574
00:40:27,992 --> 00:40:30,119
[TOMMY LAUGHING]
575
00:40:30,294 --> 00:40:31,989
[APRIL SIGHS]
576
00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:33,323
Ooh!
577
00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:35,761
You look a little chilly.
578
00:40:35,966 --> 00:40:38,958
Pick any part of your body,
and I'll be glad to warm it up.
579
00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:40,828
Tommy.
580
00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:43,831
That's my name.
581
00:40:46,477 --> 00:40:48,342
I like you.
582
00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:50,878
I'm attracted to you.
583
00:40:51,048 --> 00:40:52,913
And right now, I'm very tempted.
584
00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:54,107
[CHUCKLES]
585
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:55,445
Don't say no.
586
00:40:55,853 --> 00:40:59,118
But not here. I mean, not tonight.
587
00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:01,885
You're a tease, April Stevens.
588
00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:04,991
And what are you, Tommy McKay?
589
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:14,738
A man who's in need
of a long, cold shower.
590
00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:21,233
Don't keep me waiting too long, sugar.
591
00:41:24,915 --> 00:41:27,543
You wouldn't want me to explode,
would you?
592
00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:34,254
Sweet dreams.
593
00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:42,592
[DOOR SLAMS]
594
00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:13,921
[GRUNTS]
595
00:42:18,469 --> 00:42:21,029
[SCREAMS]
596
00:42:24,074 --> 00:42:26,804
[GASPING]
597
00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:37,379
Well, I never thought
I'd be spending the night at Southfork.
598
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:40,046
Sure as hell didn't think
I'd be sleeping on the floor.
599
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:42,055
Reminds me of my favorite film:
600
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:45,218
It Happened One Night,
except you're no Claudette Colbert.
601
00:42:47,431 --> 00:42:49,228
Well, it reminds me
of my favorite film.
602
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,995
But I think if this house
were taken away by a tornado to Oz...
603
00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:56,867
...l'm not sure that the Munchkins
would be ready for J.R. Ewing.
604
00:42:57,041 --> 00:43:00,442
Uh, why aren't you upstairs
with, uh, Sue Ellen?
605
00:43:01,378 --> 00:43:04,006
Why aren't you upstairs
romancing the lovely April?
606
00:43:04,181 --> 00:43:06,445
Oh, because we're just friends.
607
00:43:06,617 --> 00:43:10,553
The way Sue Ellen looked at you
seemed more than just friends.
608
00:43:10,721 --> 00:43:12,416
Well, I was her escort.
609
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,818
That's all.
610
00:43:13,991 --> 00:43:17,791
Yeah? You're saying
that you two aren't an item?
611
00:43:18,662 --> 00:43:19,720
That's right.
612
00:43:20,497 --> 00:43:22,260
What are you, then?
613
00:43:22,866 --> 00:43:26,233
I think I'll leave you guessing.
614
00:43:26,403 --> 00:43:29,497
Well, you're not quite as straightforward
as a Texan...
615
00:43:29,673 --> 00:43:32,836
...but I guess you're devious enough
to fit right in here in Dallas.
616
00:43:33,010 --> 00:43:34,705
Well, I'll take that as a compliment.
617
00:43:34,878 --> 00:43:38,974
You know, this just doesn't seem right,
me sleeping down here on the floor...
618
00:43:39,149 --> 00:43:42,949
...while J.R.'s up there
riding this storm out with a smile.
619
00:43:44,655 --> 00:43:47,146
Well, wasn't that worth waiting for?
620
00:43:47,324 --> 00:43:48,951
[J.R. CHUCKLES]
621
00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:52,294
You don't hear me complaining, honey.
622
00:43:53,931 --> 00:43:58,527
Now I truly do feel
like the real Mrs. J.R. Ewing.
623
00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:06,236
Can I ask you something?
624
00:44:07,177 --> 00:44:11,341
Now that we're man and wife,
you can ask me anything you want.
625
00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:15,880
Just how long
have you been pregnant?
626
00:44:20,190 --> 00:44:22,715
With any luck at all...
627
00:44:23,293 --> 00:44:25,090
...about...
628
00:44:25,696 --> 00:44:27,721
...10 minutes.
629
00:44:35,072 --> 00:44:36,471
What?
630
00:44:38,108 --> 00:44:40,235
I checked with your doctor.
631
00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:43,039
You mean Sue Ellen's doctor.
632
00:44:43,614 --> 00:44:45,980
We told him we were funning
a little bit with you...
633
00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:48,141
...and he was happy to oblige.
634
00:44:50,287 --> 00:44:51,754
This was Sue Ellen's idea?
635
00:44:52,990 --> 00:44:56,221
No, my idea, but she helped me.
636
00:44:57,761 --> 00:45:00,093
See, I wanted you, J.R.,
more than anything else...
637
00:45:00,264 --> 00:45:02,357
...and this is the only way
I could catch you.
638
00:45:11,075 --> 00:45:12,633
J. R:
Well...
639
00:45:17,848 --> 00:45:19,509
...I gotta tip my hat to you, Cally.
640
00:45:22,486 --> 00:45:25,717
You just might have the stuff
to make a proper Ewing wife after all.
641
00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:33,685
[J.R. LAUGHING]
642
00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:36,799
[BOTH LAUGHING]
643
00:45:39,436 --> 00:45:41,199
J.R.
644
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:45,735
J. R: I'm gonna go down and get
another bottle of champagne, honey.
645
00:45:49,046 --> 00:45:50,240
[SUE ELLEN CHUCKLES]
646
00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:52,382
You were a little quicker
than usual, J.R.
647
00:45:55,786 --> 00:45:57,879
[LAUGHS]
648
00:46:05,329 --> 00:46:06,318
NARRATOR:
Next on Dallas:
649
00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:07,862
You got the makings
of a great wife...
650
00:46:08,031 --> 00:46:10,556
...and you have a strong streak
of deviousness in you.
651
00:46:10,734 --> 00:46:13,396
APRIL: He's cute. There's also something
a little scary about him.
652
00:46:13,570 --> 00:46:15,094
- What do you mean?
APRIL: He was waiting for me...
653
00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:17,763
...in bed, stark naked.
654
00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:20,000
You don't screw around
with those Colombians.
655
00:46:20,177 --> 00:46:23,442
You'll wake up in the morning and find
your ears sewn to the inside of your eyelids.
656
00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:25,309
I mean, I really just want us
to be friends.
657
00:46:25,482 --> 00:46:26,710
You won't get an argument from me.
658
00:46:26,884 --> 00:46:29,148
TOMMY:
Well, if it's not the new bridegroom.
659
00:46:29,319 --> 00:46:30,718
Wait, this isn't the new bride, is it?
660
00:46:30,888 --> 00:46:32,287
Everyone needs love.
661
00:47:23,407 --> 00:47:25,398
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