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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:07,200 Menemme vÀÀrÀÀn suuntaan. - Me kuolemme tĂ€nne. 2 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:10,480 Olemmeko sinulle vain vitsi? - Se oli vahinko. 3 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:14,000 Tarvitsemme apua! - Ette kyllĂ€ kuole! 4 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,800 MitÀÀn ei tapahtunut. Minttu rakastaa sinua. 5 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:24,800 Ronald Bonanza on siis isĂ€si? - HĂ€n on nĂ€yttelijĂ€. 6 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,280 HĂ€n ei ole manageri. Piru tappaa meidĂ€t. 7 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,680 Emme luovuta! Olemme kommandoja. 8 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,680 VIIKONLOPPULOMA 9 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:46,600 TĂ€mĂ€n viikonlopun missio on juoda ja naida. 10 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,920 Perus PH. 11 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:54,920 Minulla on HelsingissĂ€ muijia jonoksi asti. 12 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,440 Paskat sinulla on. 13 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:03,480 Nyt pitÀÀ saada pesÀÀ. Hamilton pilasi treffit Mintun kanssa. 14 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:09,400 MitĂ€? - Nyt pitÀÀ kiirettĂ€ pari pĂ€ivÀÀ. 15 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,600 MinĂ€ nĂ€ytĂ€n. 16 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:17,120 Voi hitto. - SiistiĂ€! 17 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:30,840 No, Hamilton? Odottaako tyttöystĂ€vĂ€ HelsingissĂ€? 18 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:34,400 Joo. - MikĂ€ on homman nimi? 19 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:41,240 JĂ€tkĂ€ saa pesÀÀ! - Perus PH! 20 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:56,080 Voi hitto! - Pyysimme jo anteeksi. 21 00:01:56,200 --> 00:02:01,000 Olemme palvelleet yötĂ€ pĂ€ivÀÀ. Ansaitsemme saada anteeksi. 22 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:08,280 Olen tuntenut heidĂ€t yli 10 vuotta. 23 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,480 Voitko nyt vain auttaa? 24 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:46,600 Van tulee ihan kohta, voitaisiinko jutella? 25 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,360 Nyt ei ole hyvĂ€ hetki. 26 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,520 Hei! - Moi. 27 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:26,600 Ihana nĂ€hdĂ€. - Van tuli! 28 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,000 Hei. 29 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,000 Mukava nĂ€hdĂ€. - Samoin. 30 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,840 Hei. - MitĂ€ serkku? 31 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:46,200 Luulevatko he vielĂ€ isÀÀni manageriksi? - EivĂ€t. 32 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:04,800 No, mitĂ€s suunnitelmia viikonlopuksi? 33 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:09,920 MeillĂ€ on paljon puhuttavaa. Tarvitsemme hieman... 34 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,520 KahdenkeskistĂ€ aikaa. 35 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,320 Totta kai. 36 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,760 Mutta ensin minulla on ohjelmaa. 37 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,720 JOSSAIN VANTAALLA 38 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:33,200 MikĂ€ paikka tĂ€mĂ€ on? - Vantaa. 39 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:38,280 Onpa rumaa. - Niin on. 40 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:42,040 Vanhempasi nimesivĂ€t sinut tĂ€mĂ€n mukaan. 41 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:46,320 MiksihĂ€n? - Stenu. 42 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,640 Toin sinut juurillesi. Vantaalle. 43 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:03,280 Oletko saanut kavereita? - Joo. 44 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,040 Kaikki on hyvin. 45 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:11,520 EntĂ€ se... Karaoketyttö? 46 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:16,960 Minttu? MitĂ€ hĂ€nestĂ€? 47 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,240 HĂ€n oli tosi intensiivinen. 48 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:25,880 HĂ€n on hyvĂ€ tyyppi. 49 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,600 No entĂ€s hĂ€n? 50 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,160 Miksi hĂ€n on kusipÀÀ? 51 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:40,200 No niin. 52 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,200 Riita on ohi. 53 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:46,720 Piru haluaa jutella. MennÀÀn. 54 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,720 Semmoista tÀÀllĂ€, paskapÀÀt. 55 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:56,720 Se paskavideo oli tiiseri tĂ€lle kunnon kamalle. 56 00:09:56,840 --> 00:10:00,040 MistĂ€ se kertoo? - No... 57 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:04,120 Se kommentoi kriittisesti somea... 58 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:07,560 Ja kaikkea feikkiĂ€ peukutusta. 59 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:15,640 Kuulostaa monimutkaiselta. - No ehkĂ€ sinusta, molo. 60 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,440 Tuo oli helvetin nerokasta. 61 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:31,760 Teemme uuden videon, jonka sinĂ€ lataat FuzzBeatiin. 62 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,600 Oletko sitten tyytyvĂ€inen? - KyllĂ€. 63 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,880 1,9 miljoonaa ihmistĂ€ nĂ€kee todelliset Bastardit. 64 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,200 HeistĂ€ tulee uudet fanimme! 65 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:46,760 HyvĂ€ homma. Voisimmeko me... - Joo. 66 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,480 Onnea matkaan. 67 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,200 MistĂ€ halusit puhua? 68 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:10,200 Emme ole oikein ehtineet puhua. 69 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:17,480 Hei... Ajattelin kertoa, ettĂ€ varasin pöydĂ€n illaksi. 70 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,360 MeillĂ€ on omia suunnitelmia. 71 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:27,440 Varaus on jo tehty. - Kiitos, homma hoidossa. 72 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,280 Rachel, se on kiva paikka. 73 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:39,400 Van ja minĂ€ menemme kahdestaan syömÀÀn. 74 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:42,400 Vai niin. - Ja sitten tulemme takaisin. 75 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,520 Tulette takaisin? 76 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,920 JÀÀkö hĂ€n yöksi? En tiedĂ€, mahtuuko... 77 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:53,200 Olisimme jo eronneet, jos et koko ajan hiostaisi. 78 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:10,840 Vihdoinkin kahden. - Vihdoinkin. 79 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,800 Kiitos. 80 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,920 Mihin kiire, sotilas? 81 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:34,120 Palasin juuri selviytymisleiriltĂ€. SiellĂ€ ei ole aikaa syödĂ€. 82 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:39,320 EikĂ€ kannata olla viimeinen. Muut joutuvat odottamaan. 83 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,320 SelvĂ€. 84 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:49,160 Aika kliseinen paikka. Anteeksi. 85 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,480 Miten niin? 86 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,360 En tiedĂ€. Haisee ihan pierulle. 87 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:01,480 MitĂ€ siellĂ€ metsĂ€ssĂ€ tapahtui? TĂ€llaisissahan me aina syömme. 88 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:05,960 Kaikki on vĂ€hĂ€n erilaista. 89 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,960 Parmesaani on hyvÀÀ. - Niin kai. 90 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,600 Voi helvetti. 91 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,240 Hamilton! - Tunnetko hĂ€net? 92 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:22,480 Valitettavasti tunnen. - Onko hĂ€n ihan ok? 93 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,680 Hitto! 94 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:29,440 MitĂ€ mies, mitĂ€ mies? - HĂ€n ottaa tuolin. 95 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:35,360 En saanut pillua tĂ€nÀÀn. - YllĂ€tys. 96 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,560 Hitto, haluan tuota. 97 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:47,160 Eka typy katsoi pÀÀstĂ€ kantapÀÀhĂ€n ja hĂ€ipyi saman tien. 98 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:52,600 Onko ketsuppia? 99 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:03,400 Toinen typy halusi ensin kahville. Meitsi oli ettĂ€ paskat. 100 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:08,120 Kolmannesta olin liian kĂ€nnissĂ€. Ei pidĂ€ paikkaansa. 101 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:12,080 NeljĂ€nnen kanssa alkoi jo sujua... 102 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,800 Mutta meitsi... 103 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,560 Mieti, en saanut sitĂ€ ylös. - Niinkö? 104 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,840 Ei noussut! Onko minussa jotain vialla? 105 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,480 Olen terĂ€smies! 106 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:31,680 Forsbacka, meillĂ€ oli tĂ€ssĂ€ vĂ€hĂ€n juttu kesken. Voitko lĂ€hteĂ€? 107 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:35,640 Anteeksi. Kokeile tuosta. - Ei tarvitse. 108 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:39,480 Hei! - PidĂ€ hĂ€nestĂ€ hyvÀÀ huolta. 109 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:43,800 Jos et pidĂ€, yksi sotilaspoliisinainen - 110 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,880 hoitelee tĂ€mĂ€n orhin mielellÀÀn. 111 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:03,400 MissĂ€ olinkaan? Ajattelin, etten koskaan saa seksiĂ€. 112 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:07,520 Ilman tuota tyyppiĂ€ olisimme kuolleet sinne metsÀÀn. 113 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,600 Rauhoitu nyt. 114 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,960 Anteeksi. 115 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,880 Ronald Bonanzaa ei noin vain huijata. 116 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,920 Ensin kostan sinulle, sitten perheellesi. 117 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,080 Kyse on nyt isĂ€stĂ€ni. 118 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,880 Jos ryttyilet, kuolo korjaa. 119 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,000 Sen voin taata. 120 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,280 Kuulemiin, urpo. 121 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,360 No niin. 122 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,960 Aika lĂ€hteĂ€. - TiedĂ€n. 123 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,280 Eilen oli aika kamalaa. - Niinkö? 124 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,640 Kamalampaa kuin kamala. 125 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:33,000 Emme ehtineet olla kahdestaan. - TiedĂ€n. 126 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:39,840 Se Stenu taitaa tykĂ€tĂ€ sinusta. 127 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,480 Joo. Voi olla. 128 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,520 EntĂ€ sinĂ€? 129 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:55,520 Olisin oikeasti halunnut puhua eilen kunnolla. 130 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:59,720 Samoin. - Johtuuko se vĂ€limatkasta... 131 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:07,000 Se alkoi jo kotona. - TiedĂ€n. 132 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,840 TiedĂ€tkö? 133 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:14,440 Taisin tietÀÀ. - Helvetti, eikö tÀÀllĂ€... 134 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,200 Aika rumaa kieltĂ€! 135 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,600 YllĂ€tyys! 136 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:27,200 Majuri Poljakov, olen erittĂ€in iloinen ettĂ€ tulette vierailulle. 137 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:31,880 Se on suuri kunnia. Arvatkaa mitĂ€? 138 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:36,160 Olen suunnitellut meille erityisohjelmaa. 139 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,720 Se on valtava yllĂ€tys. 140 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:44,760 Aivan. Kiitos. Kuulemiin. 141 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:51,800 Komentajasi tai joku, kenraali Miettinen... 142 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:58,320 HĂ€n soitti ja kutsui Ronald Bonanzan johonkin tapahtumaan. TĂ€ssĂ€ ollaan. 143 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:02,680 Eikö sinulle kerrottu siitĂ€? - Ei kerrottu. 144 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,320 Saako isĂ€vanha edes halin? 145 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,240 LĂ€hetit minut vankilaan. - EnkĂ€! 146 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:13,480 LĂ€hetit vankilaan! - EnkĂ€! 147 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,640 Äitisi yllĂ€tti minutkin. 148 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:21,200 HĂ€n huijasi, luulin sitĂ€ parin viikon leiriksi. 149 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:24,680 Mutta tulet heti, kun saippuatĂ€hteĂ€ kaivataan. 150 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,280 Olet tosi sankari. Kiitti vain. 151 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:32,640 Rachel, juna odottaa. - Joo. 152 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:21,160 Ulkona on joku musta auto. Kuljettajalla on univormu. 153 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:27,040 Van on oikeassa, pilaan hĂ€nen elĂ€mĂ€nsĂ€ takertumalla. 154 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:33,360 Aivan. - Et taida olla innostunut ajatuksesta. 155 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,920 EhkĂ€ siksi vaimoni ei pidĂ€ sinusta. 156 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:40,440 Tee palvelus ja kĂ€y sanomassa, etten tule. 157 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:43,960 Van ei halua minua sinne, en lĂ€hde. 158 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,560 MitĂ€? 159 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:27,080 Erositteko te? - Emme. 160 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,800 Et ole tosissasi. 161 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,400 MitĂ€? 162 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:53,120 Miten tyttöystĂ€vĂ€si jaksaa? - Miksi kysyt? 163 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:59,600 Olen ystĂ€vĂ€llinen. - Olet ihan seko. 164 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:07,240 Se, mitĂ€ teen tai en tee tyttöystĂ€vĂ€ni kanssa ei kuulu sinulle. 165 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,920 MinĂ€ halusin olla kanssasi, sinĂ€ kieltĂ€ydyit. 166 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:14,600 Sitten alat jauhaa siitĂ€, miten kiinnostava olen. 167 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,600 SinĂ€ olet seko! Haista paska! 168 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:22,000 Hamilton! Majurilla on asiaa. Nyt heti! 11685

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