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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:21,303 --> 00:02:23,654 ...one to screw it in, one to pass the bar. 2 00:02:30,312 --> 00:02:31,511 She is unbelievable. 3 00:02:31,521 --> 00:02:32,897 Here you go, Al. Merry Christmas. 4 00:02:32,907 --> 00:02:34,231 Thanks a lot, Mr. Ross. 5 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:35,566 - Bert? - Are those real? 6 00:02:35,576 --> 00:02:37,141 Thank you, Mr. Ross. 7 00:02:37,151 --> 00:02:38,528 You're drooling on my future wife there, fellas. 8 00:02:38,538 --> 00:02:40,144 Why, thank you, too, Cliff. 9 00:02:40,154 --> 00:02:42,230 You really know how to fuck up a guy's holiday. 10 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,409 If my wife looked like that, I'd stay home every night. 11 00:02:44,419 --> 00:02:46,119 If your wife looked like that, she'd dump you. 12 00:02:46,129 --> 00:02:48,487 Is that a candy cane in Santa's pocket? 13 00:02:48,497 --> 00:02:49,914 It was her idea, the whole Christmas card thing. 14 00:02:49,924 --> 00:02:51,656 It's nice, isn't it? 15 00:02:51,666 --> 00:02:53,459 Somebody get Hallmark. I'm gonna make a fortune off this. 16 00:02:53,469 --> 00:02:55,461 Hey, Cliff, does she have a sister? 17 00:02:55,471 --> 00:02:57,463 I think she's an only child, Al. 18 00:02:57,473 --> 00:02:59,205 - Clifford? - Sir? 19 00:02:59,215 --> 00:03:00,816 A little holiday appreciation. 20 00:03:00,826 --> 00:03:02,417 Something extra. Keep it quiet. 21 00:03:02,427 --> 00:03:04,095 Oh, sir, that's very generous, thank you. 22 00:03:04,105 --> 00:03:05,837 Oh, they love your '70s theme. 23 00:03:05,847 --> 00:03:07,515 Especially all those little lava lamps. 24 00:03:07,525 --> 00:03:09,173 Oh. 25 00:03:09,183 --> 00:03:11,769 You know, Clifford, it's inventive minds like yours 26 00:03:11,779 --> 00:03:13,970 that helped build this company 27 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:18,192 and shape the destiny of our great nation. 28 00:03:18,202 --> 00:03:22,071 Sir, we design dollhouse accessories. 29 00:03:22,081 --> 00:03:25,575 Don't you ever, ever be modest. 30 00:03:25,585 --> 00:03:27,427 Merry Christmas, son. 31 00:03:32,915 --> 00:03:34,542 Excuse me, did you lose something? 32 00:03:34,552 --> 00:03:36,868 Hey, buddy. I don't think so. 33 00:03:36,878 --> 00:03:38,463 Oh, there she... isn't she something? 34 00:03:38,473 --> 00:03:40,079 Oh, yeah. 35 00:03:40,089 --> 00:03:42,091 When are you gonna learn that there's just no future in flash? 36 00:03:42,101 --> 00:03:43,542 - Future, you want future? - Yeah. 37 00:03:43,552 --> 00:03:45,502 I'll give you future. 24 hours in the future, 38 00:03:45,512 --> 00:03:48,390 Tammy and I are going to be sitting on the beach in a tropical paradise 39 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,953 plotting the next 50 years of our life. 40 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,632 - No, no, no. - Now, that's future. 41 00:03:51,642 --> 00:03:53,301 You know why that's not future? 42 00:03:53,311 --> 00:03:54,828 - Why? - Because I'm gonna tell you why. 43 00:03:54,838 --> 00:03:57,051 Because flash doesn't last for 50 years. 44 00:03:57,061 --> 00:03:59,101 You know what you need? You need substance. 45 00:03:59,111 --> 00:04:01,142 You really... substance... trust me on this. 46 00:04:01,152 --> 00:04:03,154 I'm gonna find you substance. I'm really good at this. 47 00:04:03,164 --> 00:04:04,697 Let's just look for substance. 48 00:04:04,707 --> 00:04:06,814 Sue Ellen from marketing. 49 00:04:06,824 --> 00:04:10,995 She's got great legs and a pension and health plan. 50 00:04:11,005 --> 00:04:12,705 Okay, she's perfect for you. 51 00:04:12,715 --> 00:04:14,406 Look, I am involved, buddy. 52 00:04:14,416 --> 00:04:16,391 - Just an introduction. - I don't need an introduction. 53 00:04:16,401 --> 00:04:18,377 I found what I want. Stop trying to fix me up, okay? 54 00:04:18,387 --> 00:04:20,254 - Okay. - I mean it. 55 00:04:20,264 --> 00:04:21,370 Okay. 56 00:04:21,380 --> 00:04:25,234 - Betty, you know Clifford? - Mm-hmm? 57 00:04:26,886 --> 00:04:29,212 ♪ Chicks go crazy... ♪ 58 00:04:29,222 --> 00:04:30,781 Merry Christmas. 59 00:04:30,791 --> 00:04:32,358 Hello? Hi, Linda? It's Cliff. 60 00:04:32,368 --> 00:04:34,126 Oh, hi, Cliff. How's it going? 61 00:04:34,136 --> 00:04:35,885 Great, great, Merry Christmas. 62 00:04:35,895 --> 00:04:38,648 - Is Tammy around? - No, I'm sorry, she's not here. 63 00:04:38,658 --> 00:04:40,191 Okay, listen, will you tell her 64 00:04:40,201 --> 00:04:41,724 the flight leaves at midnight? 65 00:04:41,734 --> 00:04:44,278 She knows that, but I'll pick her up at 10:00, okay? 66 00:04:44,288 --> 00:04:46,196 Uh, Cliff, how do you want it? 67 00:04:46,206 --> 00:04:48,011 Fast and hard? Slow and easy? 68 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,826 Standing up? Sitting down? 69 00:04:49,836 --> 00:04:51,567 What? 70 00:04:51,577 --> 00:04:53,955 She's gone, but there's a note here for you, though. 71 00:04:53,965 --> 00:04:55,780 I'll read it, "Dear Cliff, 72 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:57,458 sorry I can't make it. Something came up. 73 00:04:57,468 --> 00:04:59,033 Have a good time. 74 00:04:59,043 --> 00:05:00,962 Call me when you get back. Love, Tammy." 75 00:05:00,972 --> 00:05:04,247 Have a good... that's it? 76 00:05:04,257 --> 00:05:06,566 I mean, there's nothing about a relative dying, 77 00:05:06,576 --> 00:05:08,886 a mother needing a kidney transplant? Nothing? 78 00:05:08,896 --> 00:05:10,711 What? No. 79 00:05:10,721 --> 00:05:13,558 Her mother's as healthy as a horse. 80 00:05:13,568 --> 00:05:14,841 Thanks, Julie. 81 00:05:14,851 --> 00:05:16,759 Bye. 82 00:05:16,769 --> 00:05:18,594 Hey, buddy. I've been looking for you. 83 00:05:18,604 --> 00:05:20,648 Hey, I have this great idea. You'll never guess... 84 00:05:20,658 --> 00:05:22,431 this is... it's unbelievable. 85 00:05:22,441 --> 00:05:24,151 I'm talking to Frank, right, and it comes to me. 86 00:05:24,161 --> 00:05:26,269 It's so... it's so simple. 87 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:29,657 You know what it is? Sheer, sheer genius. 88 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:33,442 Dollhouse landscaping. 89 00:05:33,452 --> 00:05:35,997 Dollhouse landscaping, isn't that unbelievable? 90 00:05:36,007 --> 00:05:38,542 Look, we get teeny-weeny weeping willows, 91 00:05:38,552 --> 00:05:40,449 we get little koi ponds. 92 00:05:40,459 --> 00:05:43,379 We can even throw in some live guppies for effect. 93 00:05:43,389 --> 00:05:45,507 - What's the matter? - Trip's off. 94 00:05:45,517 --> 00:05:48,442 Tammy cancelled. 95 00:05:50,554 --> 00:05:52,263 I'm not gonna say, "I told you so." 96 00:05:52,273 --> 00:05:53,754 Good. 97 00:05:53,764 --> 00:05:55,850 - I told ya so. - I don't wanna hear it, Marty. 98 00:05:55,860 --> 00:05:57,184 You know, it's your own fault, 99 00:05:57,194 --> 00:05:58,509 your tunnel vision. You know that. 100 00:05:58,519 --> 00:06:00,313 You know, Marty, we're talking about spending 101 00:06:00,323 --> 00:06:01,919 the rest of our lives with someone. 102 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:03,535 Why can't it be the person I want? 103 00:06:03,545 --> 00:06:05,141 Why do I have to settle for less? 104 00:06:05,151 --> 00:06:07,977 Well, I'll tell you why. Because guys like us... 105 00:06:07,987 --> 00:06:10,568 look, guys like us don't end up with girls like that. 106 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:13,159 Why not? Is that written down somewhere? Is that a rule? 107 00:06:13,169 --> 00:06:14,483 Why not? Tell me, why not? 108 00:06:14,493 --> 00:06:17,121 You know what you need? You know what you need? 109 00:06:17,131 --> 00:06:18,643 You need someone you can trust. 110 00:06:18,653 --> 00:06:20,156 You need somebody who's dependable. 111 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:22,209 If I want dependable, I'll marry a Volvo. 112 00:06:22,219 --> 00:06:24,493 That's funny. 113 00:06:24,503 --> 00:06:27,089 10 minutes ago, I had two tickets to paradise. 114 00:06:27,099 --> 00:06:29,149 Now I got nothing. 115 00:06:31,844 --> 00:06:34,112 I'm sorry. 116 00:06:34,122 --> 00:06:36,380 What the hell? 117 00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:38,618 What do you want me to do? You want me to hold ya? 118 00:06:40,019 --> 00:06:43,022 You're scaring me, Marty. Go home. 119 00:06:43,032 --> 00:06:45,056 Well, what are you gonna do? 120 00:06:45,066 --> 00:06:48,653 Look, you have a wife and a beautiful daughter waiting for you. 121 00:06:48,663 --> 00:06:51,197 It's Christmas Eve, go on home. I'll be fine. 122 00:06:51,207 --> 00:06:54,533 - What are you gonna do? - I'll be fine. 123 00:06:54,543 --> 00:06:56,567 All right. 124 00:06:56,577 --> 00:06:58,095 Merry Christmas. 125 00:07:00,456 --> 00:07:02,751 Ho-ho-ho. 126 00:07:02,761 --> 00:07:04,919 Merry Christmas. 127 00:07:04,929 --> 00:07:06,410 Ho-ho-ho. 128 00:07:06,420 --> 00:07:09,006 - Hello, fat man. - Merry Christmas. 129 00:07:09,016 --> 00:07:10,915 We're in a hurry. 130 00:07:10,925 --> 00:07:12,541 I'm sorry, could you hold, please? 131 00:07:12,551 --> 00:07:14,085 It'll be just another minute, Mrs. Stein. 132 00:07:14,095 --> 00:07:15,670 Excuse me, who can I see about getting a refund 133 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,974 - on some tickets, please? - I'm sorry, could you hold? 134 00:07:17,984 --> 00:07:19,674 I'll be right with you. 135 00:07:19,684 --> 00:07:21,102 All right, everything's okay, Mrs. Stein. 136 00:07:21,112 --> 00:07:22,635 Your seats are confirmed. 137 00:07:22,645 --> 00:07:25,189 The kosher meal is a veal chop. 138 00:07:25,199 --> 00:07:28,349 Meat gives Walter gas. 139 00:07:28,359 --> 00:07:31,102 - Okay. - Is there someone else here I could see? 140 00:07:31,112 --> 00:07:33,406 I'm sorry, it's just me. I'll be with you in a minute. 141 00:07:33,416 --> 00:07:34,907 How about the vegetarian plate? 142 00:07:34,917 --> 00:07:36,763 Vegetarian plate. 143 00:07:36,773 --> 00:07:38,635 But no broccoli. 144 00:07:41,497 --> 00:07:43,708 Sunray Tours. How may I put a sunray smile on your face? 145 00:07:43,718 --> 00:07:46,002 - Broccoli gives Walter diarrhea. - I'm sorry. 146 00:07:46,012 --> 00:07:47,702 And he likes the window seat. 147 00:07:47,712 --> 00:07:49,547 That's nice. If I could just get a quick credit here. 148 00:07:49,557 --> 00:07:51,173 I'm sorry, could you hold, please? 149 00:07:51,183 --> 00:07:52,800 I'll be right with you just as soon as 150 00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:54,718 I've finished with these people. 151 00:07:54,728 --> 00:07:56,637 Okay, Mrs. Stein. You're all set. 152 00:07:56,647 --> 00:07:58,797 Okay? Great. 153 00:07:58,807 --> 00:08:01,392 These are smoking section. Walter has emphysema. 154 00:08:01,402 --> 00:08:02,842 Jesus, Walter. 155 00:08:02,852 --> 00:08:05,553 Can you hold, please? 156 00:08:05,563 --> 00:08:08,222 I'll get you nonsmoking. 157 00:08:08,232 --> 00:08:10,500 Look, Mrs. Stein, you and Walter have a lot to work out here. 158 00:08:10,510 --> 00:08:12,778 If I could just get a quick refund on these tickets, okay? 159 00:08:12,788 --> 00:08:15,406 - Thank you. - Sure. 160 00:08:15,416 --> 00:08:18,024 Um... oh, I'm sorry. 161 00:08:18,034 --> 00:08:20,828 It says these tickets are nonrefundable, Mr. Godfrey. 162 00:08:20,838 --> 00:08:23,362 Yes, I know, but it's an emergency. 163 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:25,406 No, I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do. 164 00:08:25,416 --> 00:08:27,246 Are you telling me I can't get my money back? 165 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:29,086 What's the matter, you don't speak English? 166 00:08:29,096 --> 00:08:30,829 She said no refunds. 167 00:08:30,839 --> 00:08:32,496 Just hold on a sec, lady. 168 00:08:32,506 --> 00:08:35,551 Look, when I bought these tickets, I had a dream, okay? 169 00:08:35,561 --> 00:08:36,668 Is it a long dream? 170 00:08:36,678 --> 00:08:38,258 It was a romantic getaway for two. 171 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,838 That's what the ad said... two. 172 00:08:39,848 --> 00:08:42,224 Not one, two, okay? I mean, here, look at her. 173 00:08:42,234 --> 00:08:43,716 Look at that. Look at her. 174 00:08:43,726 --> 00:08:47,354 - She's very beautiful. - Yeah, she dumped me, okay? 175 00:08:47,364 --> 00:08:49,138 - Smart move. - Stuff it. 176 00:08:49,148 --> 00:08:51,020 Look, she's not going, trip's off, she dumped me. 177 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,892 I want the money back. It's as simple as that. 178 00:08:52,902 --> 00:08:55,712 - It's company policy... - I want my tickets to Shreveport. 179 00:08:55,722 --> 00:08:58,532 - Here you are, Mrs. Stein. - Look, I'm out three grand here. 180 00:08:58,542 --> 00:09:00,775 I'll give you five for the picture. 181 00:09:00,785 --> 00:09:03,454 - What is wrong with you? - It doesn't say about the broccoli. 182 00:09:03,464 --> 00:09:04,789 If Walter's not eating the broccoli, 183 00:09:04,799 --> 00:09:06,197 I'm not eating these tickets. 184 00:09:06,207 --> 00:09:08,016 If everybody will just give me a minute... 185 00:09:08,026 --> 00:09:09,825 I want a refund. It is a medical emergency. 186 00:09:09,835 --> 00:09:12,379 A broken heart is not a medical emergency, Mr. Godfrey. 187 00:09:12,389 --> 00:09:14,163 These tickets are to Helsinki. 188 00:09:14,173 --> 00:09:17,676 I'm warning you, lady. And you have obviously never been in love, baby. 189 00:09:17,686 --> 00:09:20,387 My personal life is none of your business, sweetie. 190 00:09:20,397 --> 00:09:23,099 - Maybe it's for the best. - What? For the best? 191 00:09:23,109 --> 00:09:25,257 How can it possibly be for the best? 192 00:09:25,267 --> 00:09:27,645 It's not my fault things didn't work out with you and your girlfriend. 193 00:09:27,655 --> 00:09:28,500 Miss! 194 00:09:28,555 --> 00:09:29,793 Maybe it's better now than five years from now. 195 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,941 Oh, is that supposed to make me feel better, Mrs. Freud? 196 00:09:31,951 --> 00:09:33,380 - Miss! - Because it doesn't, okay? 197 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:34,809 I'm sorry, I was trying to help. 198 00:09:34,819 --> 00:09:36,487 You want to help, why don't you join the Red Cross? 199 00:09:36,497 --> 00:09:38,020 You want a refund on your tickets? 200 00:09:38,030 --> 00:09:39,908 - Yes, get me a refund. - Call Santa's little helper. 201 00:09:39,918 --> 00:09:41,700 Miss, I'm growing roots here. 202 00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:43,359 Open that goddamn... open that door! 203 00:09:43,369 --> 00:09:45,277 - Forget it! - You are all the same! All you women. 204 00:09:45,287 --> 00:09:47,706 - You're all in cahoots together. - It's Christmas Eve! 205 00:09:47,716 --> 00:09:49,145 Miss! 206 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,574 What? 207 00:09:50,584 --> 00:09:53,270 Nothing, we'll go to Helsinki. 208 00:09:55,924 --> 00:09:57,837 ♪ You know Santa Claus forgot me ♪ 209 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,761 ♪ Santa Claus, he forgot me... ♪ 210 00:09:59,771 --> 00:10:00,960 Merry fucking Christmas. 211 00:10:00,970 --> 00:10:04,890 ♪...forget about him, too ♪ 212 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:08,451 ♪ Ho-ho-ho on him. ♪ 213 00:10:11,564 --> 00:10:18,269 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 214 00:10:18,279 --> 00:10:25,343 ♪ May your Christmas wish come true ♪ 215 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:31,037 ♪ It's Christmastime ♪ 216 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:35,244 ♪ Hearts are aglow ♪ 217 00:10:35,254 --> 00:10:40,066 ♪ Lovers kissing beneath mistletoe... ♪ 218 00:10:41,719 --> 00:10:48,591 ♪ Time to be with that sweet someone who ♪ 219 00:10:48,601 --> 00:10:55,441 ♪ Helps to make your Christmas wishes come true ♪ 220 00:10:55,451 --> 00:10:59,894 ♪ It's Christmastime ♪ 221 00:10:59,904 --> 00:11:06,259 ♪ How I wish I could spend mine with you... ♪ 222 00:11:15,753 --> 00:11:19,173 - Have you seen my wife? - Merry Christmas, Daddy! 223 00:11:19,183 --> 00:11:20,998 Kids! 224 00:11:21,008 --> 00:11:24,460 Hey! Oh... 225 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:27,891 Ah, "It's a Wonderful Life." 226 00:11:27,901 --> 00:11:29,616 Janie, Tommy! 227 00:11:30,768 --> 00:11:32,051 Seen it. 228 00:11:32,061 --> 00:11:34,829 Where did you... 229 00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:39,563 Come back here, you drunken fool! 230 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,070 I want to live again! 231 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,421 Thank God. 232 00:12:23,070 --> 00:12:25,630 Huh? 233 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,428 Oh. 234 00:12:40,964 --> 00:12:42,397 Hi, Merry Christmas. 235 00:12:42,407 --> 00:12:43,869 Clifford, Marty. 236 00:12:43,879 --> 00:12:45,332 Oh, hi, Marty. 237 00:12:45,342 --> 00:12:48,762 I feel terrible. My best friend in the whole world reaches out to me 238 00:12:48,772 --> 00:12:50,389 and I was too ignorant to see. 239 00:12:50,399 --> 00:12:52,016 What are you talking about? 240 00:12:52,026 --> 00:12:53,632 Look, Rosemary and I insist... 241 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:56,729 we insist that you spend Christmas Eve with us. 242 00:12:56,739 --> 00:12:58,772 No, I've already got plans, buddy. 243 00:12:58,782 --> 00:13:00,816 No, we won't take no for an answer. 244 00:13:00,826 --> 00:13:01,975 No, Marty... 245 00:13:01,985 --> 00:13:04,023 Pal, there's nothing to be ashamed of. 246 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,071 A lot of people are alone Christmas Eve. 247 00:13:06,081 --> 00:13:07,646 No, no, really, I got plans. 248 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,867 I'm all set up here. I'm on my way out the door. 249 00:13:09,877 --> 00:13:12,484 You wouldn't lie to your best friend. 250 00:13:12,494 --> 00:13:16,222 Come on, would I be alone on Christmas Eve? 251 00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:24,131 Good to be around friends on the holidays, isn't it, Ed? 252 00:13:24,141 --> 00:13:26,206 Sure is, Cliff. 253 00:13:26,216 --> 00:13:28,969 I mean, you really follow that ball like nobody's business. 254 00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:30,528 Mm-hmm. 255 00:13:33,599 --> 00:13:35,924 - Sam? - Yeah? 256 00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:38,812 Can I get another one of those Molson and shot things? 257 00:13:38,822 --> 00:13:40,773 It's called a depth charge, Cliffy. 258 00:13:40,783 --> 00:13:43,249 - Whatever. - It's gone. 259 00:13:45,277 --> 00:13:47,363 Eddie, why don't you take over here, okay? 260 00:13:47,373 --> 00:13:49,422 Okay. 261 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,494 Hey, little buddy. How about a little Christmas cheer? 262 00:13:53,504 --> 00:13:55,162 Just get Sevi a Jameson. 263 00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:56,997 Turkey, then, Sam. 264 00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:58,848 In a minute. 265 00:14:13,472 --> 00:14:16,090 How about some coffee? 266 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:19,635 I'll have another. 267 00:14:19,645 --> 00:14:22,065 Don't you think you've had enough? 268 00:14:22,075 --> 00:14:24,191 Am I still conscious? 269 00:14:24,201 --> 00:14:26,100 Yeah. 270 00:14:26,110 --> 00:14:28,644 Then I'll have another. 271 00:14:28,654 --> 00:14:31,339 ♪ And when it's dry and ready ♪ 272 00:14:31,349 --> 00:14:33,354 ♪ Then dreidel I shall play ♪ 273 00:14:33,364 --> 00:14:35,369 ♪ Oh, dreidel, dreidel... ♪ 274 00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:36,944 What? 275 00:14:36,954 --> 00:14:38,904 ♪ I made you out of clay... ♪ 276 00:14:38,914 --> 00:14:41,208 This girl over there. Her name is Amanda. 277 00:14:41,218 --> 00:14:42,991 So? 278 00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:44,962 - Her boyfriend just left her. - Just get me another drink. 279 00:14:44,972 --> 00:14:46,839 - I was dumped myself, all right? - But, Cliff... 280 00:14:46,849 --> 00:14:49,445 Just get me another drink, please, okay? 281 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:52,052 You don't have to be so testy, Sparky. 282 00:14:52,062 --> 00:14:54,779 I'm sorry, Sam. 283 00:15:01,145 --> 00:15:03,554 Would you mind if I sit with you? 284 00:15:03,564 --> 00:15:05,999 Look, I don't want to be rude, but I really don't want... 285 00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:12,172 Oh, my God. 286 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:18,178 By all means, please. 287 00:15:23,084 --> 00:15:24,517 Here we go. 288 00:15:26,170 --> 00:15:27,035 Drinks. 289 00:15:27,045 --> 00:15:28,479 Thanks, Sam. 290 00:15:28,489 --> 00:15:29,939 Sure, Sparky. 291 00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:37,223 Smooth, isn't it? 292 00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:38,448 Yeah. 293 00:15:40,601 --> 00:15:43,077 - What's your name? - Clifford. 294 00:15:43,087 --> 00:15:46,510 My friends call me Cliff. C-cliff. 295 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,943 C-cliff, I need to talk to somebody. 296 00:15:49,953 --> 00:15:51,227 I'm here. 297 00:15:51,237 --> 00:15:53,817 Something terrible happened to me tonight. 298 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:56,398 - What? - I'm sorry, I can't talk about it. 299 00:15:56,408 --> 00:15:59,119 - It's too painful. - Okay, that's okay. You don't have to. 300 00:15:59,129 --> 00:16:00,579 Oh. 301 00:16:00,589 --> 00:16:02,029 Ooh. 302 00:16:02,039 --> 00:16:05,000 Yeah, I feel pain. I feel big pain here. 303 00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:06,283 What happened? 304 00:16:06,293 --> 00:16:08,962 Did your boyfriend dump you or something? 305 00:16:08,972 --> 00:16:10,579 Oh. 306 00:16:10,589 --> 00:16:14,150 Oh, that bastard. 307 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,711 No, his name was Max. 308 00:16:17,721 --> 00:16:20,088 We were together for almost three years. 309 00:16:20,098 --> 00:16:23,242 We were gonna spend Christmas together in Rio. 310 00:16:23,252 --> 00:16:26,396 Instead, I caught him in bed with another woman. 311 00:16:26,406 --> 00:16:28,064 You're kidding? That's awful. 312 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,733 How long had that been going on? 313 00:16:29,743 --> 00:16:31,485 11 years. She was his wife. 314 00:16:31,495 --> 00:16:33,227 Oh, the wench. 315 00:16:33,237 --> 00:16:34,603 Gave that bitch the weekends. 316 00:16:34,613 --> 00:16:36,314 Did she have to have him on holidays? 317 00:16:36,324 --> 00:16:38,342 You give 'em the moon, they want the stars, huh? 318 00:16:40,911 --> 00:16:42,011 Cliff? 319 00:16:42,021 --> 00:16:43,111 Yes? 320 00:16:43,121 --> 00:16:44,957 That's very beautiful. 321 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:46,282 Oh, thank you. 322 00:16:46,292 --> 00:16:49,560 You know, you're an extremely poetic man. 323 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:52,993 Well, you're not the first to say that. 324 00:16:53,003 --> 00:16:56,442 - Can I be honest with you? - Please do. 325 00:16:57,636 --> 00:17:00,222 You have hair. 326 00:17:00,232 --> 00:17:01,964 Yeah. 327 00:17:01,974 --> 00:17:04,726 And incredibly sexy eyes. 328 00:17:04,736 --> 00:17:06,385 Yeah, two of 'em. 329 00:17:06,395 --> 00:17:09,231 - I feel... - What? What do you feel? 330 00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:11,390 Very attracted to you. 331 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:16,405 - Really? - Yeah, I feel an incredible amount 332 00:17:16,415 --> 00:17:20,300 of "elestricity" between us. 333 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:24,027 I think that's just the alcohol talking. 334 00:17:24,037 --> 00:17:26,498 Oh, I promise you, I am not the least bit drunk. 335 00:17:26,508 --> 00:17:28,615 - Okay. - Whoa! 336 00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:31,628 You know, you're in no position, at this point, 337 00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:33,442 to be attracted to another man. 338 00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,257 It's too soon. You're too fragile. 339 00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:36,779 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 340 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,292 Don't you find me attractive? 341 00:17:38,302 --> 00:17:41,054 Oh, God. I'm sure you get catcalls from priests. 342 00:17:41,064 --> 00:17:43,118 - It's just that... - Mm, Cliff. 343 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,173 There's a flame burning inside me 344 00:17:45,183 --> 00:17:49,104 and I need your flesh to soothe the fever. 345 00:17:49,114 --> 00:17:50,637 I could do that. 346 00:17:50,647 --> 00:17:56,153 Well, then get me outta here now. 347 00:17:56,163 --> 00:17:57,686 Oh. 348 00:17:57,696 --> 00:17:59,272 Check, Sam. 349 00:17:59,282 --> 00:18:02,242 Come on. Please, God, please. 350 00:18:02,252 --> 00:18:03,525 Come on. 351 00:18:03,535 --> 00:18:05,246 Come on, please. 352 00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:06,346 Yes! 353 00:18:15,172 --> 00:18:19,150 Hola. 354 00:18:22,054 --> 00:18:26,199 Hola. 355 00:18:31,688 --> 00:18:34,624 Hola, hola, hola. 356 00:18:44,368 --> 00:18:47,679 Ah. 357 00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:04,378 Mm. 358 00:19:04,388 --> 00:19:06,640 Good morning, muffin. 359 00:19:06,650 --> 00:19:09,300 - Mm. - Mm. 360 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:10,926 What? What is it? 361 00:19:10,936 --> 00:19:12,688 - Who are you? Who are you? - What? Who am I? 362 00:19:12,698 --> 00:19:14,752 You're kidding, right? 363 00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,807 Where the hell am I? 364 00:19:16,817 --> 00:19:19,919 And what was I doing in bed with you? 365 00:19:19,929 --> 00:19:22,768 Oh, boy, we got a lot to talk about. 366 00:19:22,778 --> 00:19:25,131 Wait a minute. What are you doing? 367 00:19:25,141 --> 00:19:27,484 - Who are you calling? - 9-1-1. 368 00:19:27,494 --> 00:19:29,162 No, that's not necessary. Please just put the phone down. 369 00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:30,497 One more step and I'll scream. 370 00:19:30,507 --> 00:19:31,832 - Just give me the phone. - Back! 371 00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:33,459 Okay, I'm not moving. 372 00:19:33,469 --> 00:19:35,200 Okay? 373 00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:37,504 Now, I gotta tell ya, I'm a little disappointed 374 00:19:37,514 --> 00:19:39,371 at your reaction this morning. 375 00:19:39,381 --> 00:19:41,883 I mean, we did do more than exchange telephone numbers last night. 376 00:19:41,893 --> 00:19:43,041 You mean, I... 377 00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:45,110 Several majestic times, yes. 378 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,170 Oh, this isn't happening. 379 00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:50,100 - Amanda... - Oh, God, you know my name. 380 00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:51,810 Amanda, it is me, Clifford. 381 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:53,301 It's Big Cliffy. 382 00:19:53,311 --> 00:19:56,540 The man you called your holiday love bunny. 383 00:19:58,525 --> 00:20:00,861 - Yes. - Oh, I get it. This is a joke. 384 00:20:00,871 --> 00:20:02,320 You're a friend of my brother's... 385 00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:03,770 No, it is not a joke. 386 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:05,398 I don't even know your brother. 387 00:20:05,408 --> 00:20:07,117 We're not friends. I've never met your brother. 388 00:20:07,127 --> 00:20:09,025 We met last night at Sam's bar. 389 00:20:09,035 --> 00:20:11,288 We had a few drinks, we fell in love, 390 00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:13,071 now here we are. 391 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:16,116 I'm sorry, I just can't remember. 392 00:20:16,126 --> 00:20:18,436 I must have had too much to drink last night. 393 00:20:20,672 --> 00:20:24,134 You're telling me you don't remember anything? 394 00:20:24,144 --> 00:20:26,377 What you're telling me is... 395 00:20:26,387 --> 00:20:29,390 what you're telling me is you don't remember anything... 396 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,684 anything... that happened last night? 397 00:20:32,694 --> 00:20:36,595 - Sorry. - I don't believe this. 398 00:20:36,605 --> 00:20:38,648 I mean, I was so good last night, I'm screaming my own name. 399 00:20:38,658 --> 00:20:41,109 They're gonna have to change the springs on the bed... 400 00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:44,070 - Look, Biff... - Cliff. 401 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,397 My name is Cliff. 402 00:20:46,407 --> 00:20:49,383 Whatever. Let's just forget about last night. 403 00:20:51,536 --> 00:20:53,387 Could you call me a taxi? 404 00:20:55,957 --> 00:20:58,867 - Amanda? - Yeah? 405 00:20:58,877 --> 00:21:01,296 There is something you should know. 406 00:21:01,306 --> 00:21:02,287 Yeah? 407 00:21:02,297 --> 00:21:03,872 You see, last night, you were very... 408 00:21:03,882 --> 00:21:06,124 you were very, very upset. 409 00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:08,471 And, well, you asked me to take you away. 410 00:21:08,481 --> 00:21:09,836 Oh. 411 00:21:09,846 --> 00:21:13,391 Honestly, you don't need to explain. 412 00:21:13,401 --> 00:21:15,038 No, I think I do. 413 00:21:15,048 --> 00:21:16,676 Oh, I get it. 414 00:21:16,686 --> 00:21:18,621 You're worried about what kind of guy 415 00:21:18,631 --> 00:21:20,566 I think you are for bringing me to a... 416 00:21:20,576 --> 00:21:22,015 hold that... a hotel. 417 00:21:22,025 --> 00:21:23,652 - No, that's not it. - You're married? 418 00:21:23,662 --> 00:21:25,424 Well, you don't have to worry. 419 00:21:25,434 --> 00:21:27,197 Your wife will never find out. 420 00:21:27,207 --> 00:21:29,591 No, that's not it either. 421 00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:32,969 - You see... - Good-bye, Biff. 422 00:21:34,746 --> 00:21:37,390 I don't think a taxi's gonna get you home. 423 00:21:41,461 --> 00:21:42,702 Wait, wait, muffin! 424 00:21:42,712 --> 00:21:44,412 Do that again and you lose a finger. 425 00:21:44,422 --> 00:21:46,356 Amanda, what do you have waiting for you back in Chicago? 426 00:21:46,366 --> 00:21:48,301 American Airlines, how may I help you? 427 00:21:48,311 --> 00:21:50,293 - Max? - How do you know about Max? 428 00:21:50,303 --> 00:21:52,597 You keep forgetting, we got very close last night. 429 00:21:52,607 --> 00:21:54,465 How could he do that to me? 430 00:21:54,475 --> 00:21:56,685 I keep asking myself the same question. 431 00:21:56,695 --> 00:21:58,385 He didn't even call. 432 00:21:58,395 --> 00:22:00,522 Amanda, you have to forget about him. 433 00:22:00,532 --> 00:22:02,013 He's probably in Rio by now, 434 00:22:02,023 --> 00:22:05,277 working on his suntan, sipping on coconut teasers. 435 00:22:05,287 --> 00:22:07,612 By the pool with that selfish wife of his. 436 00:22:07,622 --> 00:22:09,479 That son of a bitch. 437 00:22:09,489 --> 00:22:11,992 Think he's wondering about where you're spending your Christmas? 438 00:22:12,002 --> 00:22:13,994 You think he cares? I don't think so. 439 00:22:14,004 --> 00:22:15,443 Where was his concern last night 440 00:22:15,453 --> 00:22:17,581 when he knew the condition you must have been in? 441 00:22:17,591 --> 00:22:19,615 - Yeah. - Yeah. 442 00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:21,538 For all he cares, I could have been 443 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,461 picked up at that bar by some lowlife 444 00:22:23,471 --> 00:22:24,796 sleaze monster rapist. 445 00:22:24,806 --> 00:22:26,565 Exactly. 446 00:22:28,133 --> 00:22:31,720 Amanda, look at it out there. 447 00:22:31,730 --> 00:22:34,254 I mean, 85 degrees... 448 00:22:34,264 --> 00:22:36,464 beautiful, white, sandy beaches. 449 00:22:36,474 --> 00:22:39,561 Palm trees swaying gently in the breeze. 450 00:22:39,571 --> 00:22:41,386 But it's up to you. 451 00:22:41,396 --> 00:22:43,305 You can spend your Christmas alone 452 00:22:43,315 --> 00:22:45,942 in cold, snowy, crime-ridden Chicago... 453 00:22:45,952 --> 00:22:51,172 or in this paradise here with me. 454 00:22:52,782 --> 00:22:54,441 I don't have any clothes. 455 00:22:54,451 --> 00:22:56,678 Oh, I've got a pocketful of cash. 456 00:22:58,830 --> 00:23:00,822 Well? 457 00:23:00,832 --> 00:23:03,867 Don't rush me, I'm thinking. 458 00:23:03,877 --> 00:23:07,021 Now you just think about what's best for you. 459 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,302 There isn't anybody waiting for me back home, is there? 460 00:23:12,312 --> 00:23:15,546 Just those deep, painful memories. 461 00:23:15,556 --> 00:23:18,600 It is terrible being alone for the holidays. 462 00:23:18,610 --> 00:23:20,592 It's the worst. 463 00:23:20,602 --> 00:23:23,980 You aren't a psycho or anything like that? 464 00:23:23,990 --> 00:23:25,539 I'm a registered voter. 465 00:23:28,693 --> 00:23:30,419 Okay. 466 00:23:30,429 --> 00:23:32,145 Okay? 467 00:23:32,155 --> 00:23:34,189 - Okay. - Okay! 468 00:23:34,199 --> 00:23:36,441 - Look at the fish tank! - That's huge! 469 00:23:36,451 --> 00:23:38,870 A great, big, sunny sandbox surrounded by water. 470 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,445 That's how we see ourselves. 471 00:23:40,455 --> 00:23:43,583 Francine, I'd like you to meet Clare Enfield. 472 00:23:43,593 --> 00:23:44,908 She's from Sunray Tours. 473 00:23:44,918 --> 00:23:46,628 - Nice to meet you. - Hi, nice to meet you. 474 00:23:46,638 --> 00:23:47,827 She'll be taking photographs 475 00:23:47,837 --> 00:23:50,105 of our beautiful Mandalay Resort. 476 00:23:50,115 --> 00:23:52,384 If there's anything at all you need, 477 00:23:52,394 --> 00:23:53,843 Francine will take care of you. 478 00:23:53,853 --> 00:23:55,961 - Thank you. - Good luck. 479 00:23:55,971 --> 00:23:59,224 So I'm sure you have done millions of these brochures before. 480 00:23:59,234 --> 00:24:00,955 This is the first one, actually. 481 00:24:00,965 --> 00:24:02,686 Oh, I'll make it as easy as I can. 482 00:24:02,696 --> 00:24:04,094 Thank you. 483 00:24:04,104 --> 00:24:05,522 How about if you see the pool first? 484 00:24:05,532 --> 00:24:06,721 I know that woman. 485 00:24:06,731 --> 00:24:08,515 Come on, Cliffy. 486 00:24:08,525 --> 00:24:10,068 What do you want to do first, honey? 487 00:24:10,078 --> 00:24:12,560 Feliz Navidad. 488 00:24:12,570 --> 00:24:17,158 Oh, Cliffy, you have a way of making me feel ever so much happier. 489 00:24:17,168 --> 00:24:19,401 Honey, when you're happy, I'm happy. 490 00:24:19,411 --> 00:24:22,304 - I'm ecstatic. - We'll take that one, too. 491 00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:27,268 Yeah, we'll take it. 492 00:24:30,005 --> 00:24:32,215 Just what do you do for a living? 493 00:24:32,225 --> 00:24:34,040 I'm a... a designer. 494 00:24:34,050 --> 00:24:35,969 Architectural consultant, actually. 495 00:24:35,979 --> 00:24:37,168 - Really? - Yeah. 496 00:24:37,178 --> 00:24:39,587 Oh, I love guys with creative minds. 497 00:24:39,597 --> 00:24:41,975 Is any of your stuff on display at the Art Institute? 498 00:24:41,985 --> 00:24:43,768 Oh, you go there often? 499 00:24:43,778 --> 00:24:45,552 Actually, I've never been. 500 00:24:45,562 --> 00:24:47,621 Oh, 'cause my stuff's all over that place. 501 00:24:57,157 --> 00:24:59,117 You know what I think, honey? 502 00:24:59,127 --> 00:25:00,483 No. 503 00:25:00,493 --> 00:25:02,156 I think fate brought us together. 504 00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:03,820 Actually, it was the tequila. 505 00:25:03,830 --> 00:25:06,875 Yes, that's true. Tequila and fate. 506 00:25:06,885 --> 00:25:08,158 To dreams. 507 00:25:08,168 --> 00:25:09,659 You wait long enough, 508 00:25:09,669 --> 00:25:11,855 there's a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow. 509 00:25:16,342 --> 00:25:18,089 I always knew it could be like this. 510 00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:19,836 My best friend thought I was crazy, 511 00:25:19,846 --> 00:25:21,473 but I knew it was just a matter of time. 512 00:25:21,483 --> 00:25:22,922 I mean, all the best things in life 513 00:25:22,932 --> 00:25:24,642 are worth waiting for, aren't they, honey? 514 00:25:24,652 --> 00:25:27,343 I know, it's perfect. 515 00:25:27,353 --> 00:25:31,066 I mean, flaming torches, swaying palm trees, 516 00:25:31,076 --> 00:25:32,640 vintage wine, 517 00:25:32,650 --> 00:25:34,027 and the food... I mean, look at the food. 518 00:25:34,037 --> 00:25:36,295 There's romance in the rice. 519 00:25:38,782 --> 00:25:40,857 At this moment... 520 00:25:40,867 --> 00:25:44,788 could you ever imagine even wanting to be somewhere else? 521 00:25:44,798 --> 00:25:47,431 I'll be right back. 522 00:25:50,752 --> 00:25:52,786 - Hello? - Jeannie? Hi. 523 00:25:52,796 --> 00:25:56,382 - Are you in trouble? - No, no, no, I'm good. I'm fine. 524 00:25:56,392 --> 00:25:59,000 - Did Max call? - No, no, he hasn't. 525 00:25:59,010 --> 00:26:01,638 Oh, okay, well, when he does, will you give him a message? 526 00:26:01,648 --> 00:26:02,713 Yeah, sure. 527 00:26:02,723 --> 00:26:04,631 Tell him I'm at a beautiful resort 528 00:26:04,641 --> 00:26:07,644 having a great time with a fabulous-looking guy 529 00:26:07,654 --> 00:26:10,496 half his age with a full head of hair. 530 00:26:19,364 --> 00:26:20,782 Okay, you have to hold real still. 531 00:26:20,792 --> 00:26:22,383 I know it's heavy. 532 00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:29,056 Perfect. Thank you. 533 00:26:30,793 --> 00:26:31,991 Um, no, no, no. 534 00:26:32,001 --> 00:26:33,456 I'm sorry, that's not... 535 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:34,912 - Oh, my God. - It is you. 536 00:26:34,922 --> 00:26:36,793 Oh, my God. Hey, I'll get your money back. 537 00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:38,675 - No, no, no, you don't... - I will, I swear! 538 00:26:38,685 --> 00:26:40,583 I do, I do understand. I do, I do. 539 00:26:40,593 --> 00:26:42,674 A broken heart is definitely a medical emergency. 540 00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:44,765 - Yeah, I know it is. - Really, no, I've been there. 541 00:26:44,775 --> 00:26:46,798 - I've had a broken heart. - Well, I'm sorry. 542 00:26:46,808 --> 00:26:48,977 - Hey, I've had a broken heart... - Will you just calm down for a second? 543 00:26:48,987 --> 00:26:50,228 It's definitely medical. It's like... 544 00:26:50,238 --> 00:26:51,646 Of course it's medical, but... 545 00:26:51,656 --> 00:26:53,418 It's like swine flu or something. 546 00:26:53,428 --> 00:26:55,181 Will you please just hold still? 547 00:26:55,191 --> 00:26:57,945 Thank you. Look, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be here. 548 00:26:57,955 --> 00:26:59,508 It's not me. It was company policy. 549 00:26:59,518 --> 00:27:01,072 No, no, what I'm trying to tell you 550 00:27:01,082 --> 00:27:02,856 is it all worked out. 551 00:27:02,866 --> 00:27:05,733 - You're not here alone? - No, and I owe it all to you. 552 00:27:05,743 --> 00:27:08,037 That and the fact they don't pick up garbage on Christmas Eve. 553 00:27:08,047 --> 00:27:10,958 Look, I owe you a drink. Cliff Godfrey. 554 00:27:10,968 --> 00:27:12,459 Uh, Clare Enfield. 555 00:27:12,469 --> 00:27:13,976 Nice to meet you. 556 00:27:15,253 --> 00:27:16,687 Cliffy? 557 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:21,926 She looks different in person. 558 00:27:21,936 --> 00:27:23,961 Oh, that's not her. 559 00:27:23,971 --> 00:27:27,672 I mean, that's her, it's just a different her. 560 00:27:27,682 --> 00:27:31,102 Oh, well, the important thing is you didn't eat the ticket, right? 561 00:27:31,112 --> 00:27:32,760 Right. 562 00:27:32,770 --> 00:27:35,164 Is he with you, too? 563 00:27:38,902 --> 00:27:40,920 I gotta go. 564 00:27:46,618 --> 00:27:49,872 I love the way the moon reflects off your hair. 565 00:27:49,882 --> 00:27:53,448 It's so... it's so reflective. 566 00:27:53,458 --> 00:27:56,669 Mm, I feel like doing something spontaneous. 567 00:27:56,679 --> 00:27:59,271 Spontaneity? I love spontaneity. 568 00:28:00,715 --> 00:28:03,317 Especially when it's not planned at all. 569 00:28:08,431 --> 00:28:10,423 - Ta-da. - Oh, good. 570 00:28:10,433 --> 00:28:12,769 You wait right here. I'll go get the suits, okay? 571 00:28:12,779 --> 00:28:13,979 We don't need suits. 572 00:28:13,989 --> 00:28:15,829 We don't? 573 00:28:17,273 --> 00:28:21,043 'Course not. Damn things take forever to dry. 574 00:28:23,030 --> 00:28:25,730 Damn, I lost an earring. 575 00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:28,358 It must have fallen off. They were my favorites. 576 00:28:28,368 --> 00:28:31,955 Don't worry, tomorrow I'll turn this place upside down to find it, okay? 577 00:28:31,965 --> 00:28:33,894 No, I have to go back now. 578 00:28:33,904 --> 00:28:35,823 I just couldn't concentrate. 579 00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:37,627 Okay, you wait here, I'll go back, okay? 580 00:28:37,637 --> 00:28:39,754 No, I'll go. It'll save time. 581 00:28:39,764 --> 00:28:40,912 No... 582 00:28:40,922 --> 00:28:42,606 When I come back... 583 00:28:44,384 --> 00:28:46,678 I don't want to see you wearing these. 584 00:28:46,688 --> 00:28:49,697 Okay. 585 00:29:08,783 --> 00:29:11,531 I'm turning into a prune here. 586 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:14,305 Think spontaneity, Cliffy. 587 00:29:16,416 --> 00:29:18,835 I would love to go for a ride. 588 00:29:18,845 --> 00:29:20,535 What do you do? 589 00:29:20,545 --> 00:29:22,829 Oh, I'm an entrepreneur. 590 00:29:22,839 --> 00:29:25,148 A businessman, you might say. 591 00:29:25,158 --> 00:29:27,484 - Big business? - Big business. 592 00:29:37,645 --> 00:29:39,788 Come on, let's go. 593 00:29:42,150 --> 00:29:44,543 He's naked. Let's kick 'em in. 594 00:29:47,155 --> 00:29:50,924 Hey, mister, what are your clothes doing in the hot tub? 595 00:29:57,915 --> 00:29:59,600 Shit. 596 00:30:10,095 --> 00:30:12,138 Hey, folks. 597 00:30:12,148 --> 00:30:13,739 Ah. 598 00:30:17,018 --> 00:30:19,344 - Cliff. - Hello, darling. 599 00:30:19,354 --> 00:30:21,481 I found my earring. Isn't that terrific? 600 00:30:21,491 --> 00:30:23,139 That's fantastic. 601 00:30:23,149 --> 00:30:24,817 Forgive me if I don't jump up and down. 602 00:30:24,827 --> 00:30:26,277 Why are your clothes all wet? 603 00:30:26,287 --> 00:30:27,727 Well, it's a long story, 604 00:30:27,737 --> 00:30:29,354 but I was under the impression 605 00:30:29,364 --> 00:30:31,314 that you were going to return to the Jacuzzi. 606 00:30:31,324 --> 00:30:35,037 I didn't know you were going to stop off here and have a beverage. 607 00:30:35,047 --> 00:30:37,851 Oh, I'm sorry. I just lost track of the time. 608 00:30:37,861 --> 00:30:40,666 Well, these things happen. And who are we? 609 00:30:40,676 --> 00:30:42,543 Dmitri, he helped me find my earring. 610 00:30:42,553 --> 00:30:43,868 Oh, that's wonderful. 611 00:30:43,878 --> 00:30:46,083 If we ever lose anything again in the future, 612 00:30:46,093 --> 00:30:48,299 I'll be sure to contact you. Let's go, honey. 613 00:30:48,309 --> 00:30:50,750 - Cliff? - Yes? 614 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,257 Why don't you go back up to the room 615 00:30:53,267 --> 00:30:55,804 and get out of these wet clothes 616 00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:58,341 and I'll just finish up my drink 617 00:30:58,351 --> 00:31:01,396 and we can pick up where we left off? 618 00:31:01,406 --> 00:31:04,014 Okay. 619 00:31:04,024 --> 00:31:06,692 Okay, you hurry, okay? 620 00:31:06,702 --> 00:31:08,752 Okay. 621 00:31:18,038 --> 00:31:23,210 Ladies, the woman... the woman for the night. 622 00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:25,482 Tonight. 623 00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:27,771 The lovers. 624 00:31:32,885 --> 00:31:34,001 They had the same priest, 625 00:31:34,011 --> 00:31:36,003 and he said, "Father, we have sinned." 626 00:31:36,013 --> 00:31:37,515 He said, "Well, I can't let you back into the church 627 00:31:37,525 --> 00:31:39,684 unless you abstain from sex for a week." 628 00:31:39,694 --> 00:31:42,120 Blast off. 629 00:32:22,351 --> 00:32:23,993 Oh, God. Morning, honey. 630 00:32:24,003 --> 00:32:25,636 Morning. 631 00:32:25,646 --> 00:32:26,846 What happened? 632 00:32:26,856 --> 00:32:28,456 I needed you last night, Cliff, 633 00:32:28,466 --> 00:32:30,057 but you looked so exhausted, 634 00:32:30,067 --> 00:32:32,069 I just couldn't bring myself to wake you. 635 00:32:32,079 --> 00:32:33,352 Great. 636 00:32:33,362 --> 00:32:34,712 So I slept in the tub. 637 00:32:34,722 --> 00:32:36,063 You were out cold. 638 00:32:36,073 --> 00:32:38,534 Honey, do me a favor. Next time, wake me, okay? 639 00:32:38,544 --> 00:32:40,401 Okay. 640 00:32:40,411 --> 00:32:43,122 Why don't you go down to the beach and reserve us some chairs? 641 00:32:43,132 --> 00:32:45,265 Right away, dear. 642 00:32:55,593 --> 00:32:58,054 Here, look at that. 643 00:32:58,064 --> 00:33:00,097 Look at that. 644 00:33:00,107 --> 00:33:02,131 Room with a view. 645 00:33:02,141 --> 00:33:04,269 All right, Frank, Jr.? 646 00:33:04,279 --> 00:33:05,259 What? 647 00:33:05,269 --> 00:33:07,136 If you tunnel out of this... 648 00:33:07,146 --> 00:33:12,360 you're gonna be building sand castles without a shovel, okay? 649 00:33:12,370 --> 00:33:13,794 Okay. 650 00:33:17,657 --> 00:33:19,857 Why does it have to be so sandy? 651 00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:22,469 I suppose you forgot the suntan lotion. 652 00:33:24,121 --> 00:33:25,931 Look at this! 653 00:33:32,214 --> 00:33:34,382 Where are we going? 654 00:33:34,392 --> 00:33:36,317 Perfect. 655 00:33:38,594 --> 00:33:41,181 This is good. 656 00:33:41,191 --> 00:33:42,390 Thanks. 657 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,589 Ahem. 658 00:33:43,599 --> 00:33:46,076 Oh, sorry. 659 00:33:47,353 --> 00:33:49,433 - Thank you. - Gracias. 660 00:33:49,443 --> 00:33:51,792 - Thank you. - SÃ, seÃ±or. 661 00:33:51,802 --> 00:33:54,167 - And thank you. - Gracias. 662 00:33:57,905 --> 00:33:59,855 - Whoa. - Ay, ay, ay. 663 00:33:59,865 --> 00:34:04,245 - Oh, my God. - I'm in love. 664 00:34:04,255 --> 00:34:07,973 Wow. 665 00:34:10,335 --> 00:34:12,769 My God, you are beautiful, aren't you? 666 00:34:12,779 --> 00:34:15,214 The chairs are facing the wrong way. 667 00:34:15,224 --> 00:34:16,998 Which way? 668 00:34:17,008 --> 00:34:20,569 - This way. - Okay, right away. 669 00:34:23,556 --> 00:34:26,225 Excuse me? Would you mind just scooting up a little bit? 670 00:34:26,235 --> 00:34:28,660 Thanks a lot. Thank you. 671 00:34:31,105 --> 00:34:33,665 Okay? Perfect. 672 00:34:37,612 --> 00:34:39,238 - Ah. - Could you put my chair down for me? 673 00:34:39,248 --> 00:34:41,323 Sure, absolutely. 674 00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:43,409 That okay? Great. 675 00:34:43,419 --> 00:34:44,984 Ah. 676 00:34:44,994 --> 00:34:46,329 Would you rub some oil on me? 677 00:34:46,339 --> 00:34:48,247 Sure, absolutely. 678 00:34:48,257 --> 00:34:50,015 Okay. 679 00:35:07,309 --> 00:35:09,493 Thanks, honey. 680 00:35:12,271 --> 00:35:14,122 Okay. 681 00:35:17,735 --> 00:35:19,857 - Frank? - Huh? 682 00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:22,005 Frank, Jr.'s gone. 683 00:35:25,368 --> 00:35:27,328 Maybe he buried himself. 684 00:35:27,338 --> 00:35:29,497 That little rat. 685 00:35:29,507 --> 00:35:32,808 Frank! 686 00:35:35,252 --> 00:35:36,494 Hey, lady. 687 00:35:36,504 --> 00:35:39,048 Hey, you're getting sand on me! 688 00:35:39,058 --> 00:35:40,332 So? 689 00:35:40,342 --> 00:35:41,467 - Son... - Frank, Jr.! 690 00:35:41,477 --> 00:35:43,281 Come on. I'm very sorry. 691 00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:45,272 That's okay. That's okay. 692 00:35:45,282 --> 00:35:47,264 - You okay, honey? - Yeah. 693 00:35:47,274 --> 00:35:48,615 Good. 694 00:35:49,475 --> 00:35:50,758 Ah. 695 00:35:50,768 --> 00:35:53,229 I'm thirsty. 696 00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:54,261 Okay. 697 00:35:54,271 --> 00:35:55,706 Whatever you like, dear. 698 00:36:02,905 --> 00:36:04,439 You stay there. 699 00:36:04,449 --> 00:36:06,826 Don't come out anymore, you understand me? 700 00:36:06,836 --> 00:36:08,578 - Okay. - All right? 701 00:36:08,588 --> 00:36:10,320 Oh, yeah? 702 00:36:10,330 --> 00:36:12,118 And no more shovels. 703 00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:13,932 Stay right there. 704 00:36:15,584 --> 00:36:18,228 Ugh, Frank. 705 00:36:19,964 --> 00:36:21,898 Here's the bucket. 706 00:36:27,596 --> 00:36:29,343 Psst, psst. Hey, kid. 707 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:31,116 Knock yourself out. 708 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,316 - Hey, bartender. - Be right with you, sir. 709 00:36:39,326 --> 00:36:41,152 Give me one of your pineapple specials. 710 00:36:41,162 --> 00:36:42,394 Si, señor. 711 00:36:42,404 --> 00:36:44,321 You really gotta try one before you leave this place. 712 00:36:44,331 --> 00:36:46,344 - I will, thanks. - Yeah. Hey, name's Anthony. 713 00:36:46,354 --> 00:36:48,357 - Cliff. How you doing? Nice to meet ya. - Good. 714 00:36:48,367 --> 00:36:50,906 Listen, I couldn't help but notice your chick on the beach. 715 00:36:50,916 --> 00:36:53,456 - Man, she's hot. - Yeah, she's very pretty, isn't she? 716 00:36:53,466 --> 00:36:54,739 I mean, really hot. 717 00:36:54,749 --> 00:36:56,041 How'd you like to join us for a little volleyball? 718 00:36:56,051 --> 00:36:57,324 We could use another set of... 719 00:36:57,334 --> 00:36:59,962 Aw, thanks. Volleyball's not really... 720 00:36:59,972 --> 00:37:02,788 uh, not, uh... it's not my game. 721 00:37:02,798 --> 00:37:04,315 Come on, have one drink with the guys. 722 00:37:04,325 --> 00:37:05,843 - Really, it's... - No, I'm all set here. 723 00:37:05,853 --> 00:37:07,626 Bartender, thanks a lot. 724 00:37:07,636 --> 00:37:09,305 What's the problem? Would you just have one drink with us? 725 00:37:09,315 --> 00:37:11,255 No, really, I'm all set here. 726 00:37:11,265 --> 00:37:15,186 Bartender, I'd like you to line up a round for my pal... 727 00:37:15,196 --> 00:37:16,953 I'm all set. Next time, okay? 728 00:37:22,610 --> 00:37:23,976 Excuse me there, fellas. 729 00:37:23,986 --> 00:37:25,603 - Oh, we were just leaving. - Good. 730 00:37:25,613 --> 00:37:27,323 They want to take me out for a sail. Do you wanna come? 731 00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:28,689 I'm not much of a sailor, honey. 732 00:37:28,699 --> 00:37:30,613 There's not much room in the boat anyway. 733 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:32,537 Well, then everything works out perfectly. 734 00:37:32,547 --> 00:37:33,600 Bye, Cliff. 735 00:37:33,610 --> 00:37:35,237 Bye-bye. 736 00:37:35,247 --> 00:37:36,864 Bye. 737 00:37:36,874 --> 00:37:39,350 Come on, guys. 738 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,827 Last one there pushes. 739 00:37:41,837 --> 00:37:44,689 - Have a good time. - I will! 740 00:37:44,699 --> 00:37:47,542 ♪ Crazy, driving me crazy ♪ 741 00:37:47,552 --> 00:37:51,889 ♪ Leave me all alone, I'm a-crazy ♪ 742 00:37:51,899 --> 00:37:55,090 ♪ I'm on a roll ♪ 743 00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:57,681 ♪ Can't seem to win, yeah ♪ 744 00:37:57,691 --> 00:38:00,262 ♪ You treat me so cold... ♪ 745 00:38:00,272 --> 00:38:02,525 Yeah, I think we're gonna need flippers. 746 00:38:02,535 --> 00:38:05,528 ♪ Most men would fold ♪ 747 00:38:05,538 --> 00:38:08,447 ♪ But I can be tough ♪ 748 00:38:08,457 --> 00:38:11,357 ♪ I can be macho ♪ 749 00:38:11,367 --> 00:38:12,910 ♪ I'm calling your bluff... ♪ 750 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,902 - Sorry, sorry. - Watch it. 751 00:38:14,912 --> 00:38:17,998 - ♪ I'm just man enough... ♪ - Whoa. Hi. 752 00:38:18,008 --> 00:38:20,492 ♪ Crazy, driving me crazy... ♪ 753 00:38:20,502 --> 00:38:24,213 - Hey, my hat's all... - Hey, pal. 754 00:38:24,223 --> 00:38:26,080 - You doofus! - Oops, sorry. 755 00:38:26,090 --> 00:38:28,133 How you doing? You out there diving, huh? 756 00:38:28,143 --> 00:38:30,845 Pretty calm, no riptides? No sharks? 757 00:38:30,855 --> 00:38:32,659 Huh? No sharks, huh? 758 00:38:32,669 --> 00:38:34,464 - No sharks. - Good. 759 00:38:34,474 --> 00:38:36,225 Wouldn't want to have to kill anything I wasn't gonna eat. 760 00:38:36,235 --> 00:38:38,853 Well, just watch out for the kelp. 761 00:38:38,863 --> 00:38:40,959 - The what? - The kelp beds. 762 00:38:40,969 --> 00:38:43,065 Oh, right. The old killer kelp. 763 00:38:43,075 --> 00:38:45,041 Killer kelp, I like that. 764 00:39:10,593 --> 00:39:12,720 Oh, my God. You didn't give me mouth-to-mouth, did you? 765 00:39:12,730 --> 00:39:14,253 No, I did, I did. 766 00:39:14,263 --> 00:39:15,890 That's all right, Mrs. Polansky, I've got it. 767 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:20,134 - I did. - Oh, thank God. 768 00:39:20,144 --> 00:39:22,177 Ah! Get it off me! Get it off me! 769 00:39:22,187 --> 00:39:25,692 You're okay, you're okay. 770 00:39:25,702 --> 00:39:27,876 Are you okay? 771 00:39:37,661 --> 00:39:39,069 Here. 772 00:39:39,079 --> 00:39:40,946 Oh, thank you. 773 00:39:40,956 --> 00:39:42,781 I don't know how to ever repay you. 774 00:39:42,791 --> 00:39:46,879 Well, the brandy was $5.75. The mouth-to-mouth was on the house. 775 00:39:46,889 --> 00:39:48,797 What were you doing out there anyway? 776 00:39:48,807 --> 00:39:50,716 I was on a shoot. I'm a photographer. 777 00:39:50,726 --> 00:39:52,488 I thought you were a travel agent. 778 00:39:52,498 --> 00:39:54,146 No, I just took the job at Sunray 779 00:39:54,156 --> 00:39:55,663 so I could shoot their brochure. 780 00:39:55,673 --> 00:39:57,171 As soon as I get on my feet, 781 00:39:57,181 --> 00:39:58,891 I'm gonna stop sending people to Helsinki. 782 00:39:58,901 --> 00:40:00,633 - Drink your brandy. - I can't. 783 00:40:00,643 --> 00:40:03,662 I'm still choking on kelp. I close my eyes, I see kelp. 784 00:40:03,672 --> 00:40:06,691 Well, don't close your eyes. Think about something else. 785 00:40:06,701 --> 00:40:09,099 I can't. 786 00:40:09,109 --> 00:40:10,559 Oh, my God. There's Meryl Streep. 787 00:40:10,569 --> 00:40:12,853 - Where? - Right there. There's Meryl Streep. 788 00:40:12,863 --> 00:40:14,990 - That's not Meryl Streep. - I know, but it looks like her. 789 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,482 That's her nose. 790 00:40:16,492 --> 00:40:18,577 Yeah, but look at her chin. I mean, she looks like... 791 00:40:18,587 --> 00:40:20,057 she looks like Bette Davis. 792 00:40:20,067 --> 00:40:21,528 Can't use her. She's dead. 793 00:40:21,538 --> 00:40:23,264 What do you mean? Why not? So what? 794 00:40:23,274 --> 00:40:25,341 So, it's my game. I make up the rules. 795 00:40:25,351 --> 00:40:27,409 Okay, it's Meryl Streep. 796 00:40:27,419 --> 00:40:28,754 That's a quarter you owe me. 797 00:40:28,764 --> 00:40:30,079 My life, I owe you. 798 00:40:30,089 --> 00:40:31,538 You saved me from a kelpy death. 799 00:40:31,548 --> 00:40:33,635 Well, maybe they'll name a drink after you at the bar. 800 00:40:33,645 --> 00:40:35,928 Yeah, the Clifford... Kahlua and kelp, no ice. 801 00:40:35,938 --> 00:40:37,575 Nobody saw me pull you out of the water. 802 00:40:37,585 --> 00:40:39,223 If they have, they've already forgotten it. 803 00:40:39,233 --> 00:40:40,631 Hey, mister! 804 00:40:40,641 --> 00:40:42,867 You the one that almost drowned? 805 00:40:44,228 --> 00:40:46,146 Yeah, but I'm fine now. Thank you. 806 00:40:46,156 --> 00:40:48,440 You got a license? 807 00:40:48,450 --> 00:40:49,390 A license? 808 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,668 To be a kamikaze kelp pilot! 809 00:40:59,702 --> 00:41:01,136 You think that's funny? 810 00:41:03,539 --> 00:41:05,035 Look, I'm sorry about the other day. 811 00:41:05,045 --> 00:41:07,123 I was a real jerk in your office. 812 00:41:07,133 --> 00:41:09,211 That's all right. You got dumped. 813 00:41:09,221 --> 00:41:11,286 I've been dumped before. 814 00:41:11,296 --> 00:41:13,340 You seem to have bounced back pretty quickly. 815 00:41:13,350 --> 00:41:15,290 - Where is, uh... - Amanda. 816 00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:17,255 - Jesus, what time is it? - Uh, 5:00. 817 00:41:17,265 --> 00:41:19,237 I gotta go. She's probably worried sick. 818 00:41:25,394 --> 00:41:28,079 Thanks a lot again, okay? All right. 819 00:41:48,667 --> 00:41:50,686 Hi, Cliff. 820 00:41:53,255 --> 00:41:55,507 - Something wrong? - Of course not. 821 00:41:55,517 --> 00:41:57,067 Why would anything be wrong? 822 00:41:58,635 --> 00:42:01,180 - Where have you been? - Sailing. 823 00:42:01,190 --> 00:42:02,672 Sailing for seven hours? 824 00:42:02,682 --> 00:42:04,808 What did you do, circumnavigate the globe? 825 00:42:04,818 --> 00:42:06,467 What's that supposed to mean? 826 00:42:06,477 --> 00:42:08,479 I thought we were spending the day together, that's all. 827 00:42:08,489 --> 00:42:10,105 I didn't know you were going off sailing 828 00:42:10,115 --> 00:42:12,692 with a bunch of half-naked Sinbads. 829 00:42:12,702 --> 00:42:14,600 They happen to be nice guys. 830 00:42:14,610 --> 00:42:16,518 I don't care if they're decorated war heroes, 831 00:42:16,528 --> 00:42:19,114 I brought you here so that you and me could be together. 832 00:42:19,124 --> 00:42:21,607 What are you... 833 00:42:21,617 --> 00:42:23,426 who are you calling? 834 00:42:24,870 --> 00:42:26,653 Flight reservations, please? 835 00:42:26,663 --> 00:42:30,125 That is not necessary. Now, will you put down the phone, please? 836 00:42:30,135 --> 00:42:31,868 Hello, seÃ±ora? 837 00:42:31,878 --> 00:42:34,379 Clifford, I don't like possessive guys. 838 00:42:34,389 --> 00:42:35,954 It's a major turnoff. 839 00:42:35,964 --> 00:42:37,940 I think I'll just go back to Chicago 840 00:42:37,950 --> 00:42:39,642 before we end up hating each other. 841 00:42:39,652 --> 00:42:41,335 I didn't mean to be possessive. 842 00:42:41,345 --> 00:42:42,971 I'm sorry, okay? I was just worried. 843 00:42:42,981 --> 00:42:44,326 That's all, honey, okay? 844 00:42:44,336 --> 00:42:45,672 I'm sorry if I overreacted. 845 00:42:45,682 --> 00:42:47,476 Why don't you just put the phone down, baby? 846 00:42:47,486 --> 00:42:49,895 I'm sorry, I was... it's my fault. 847 00:42:49,905 --> 00:42:53,514 - Never mind. - Attagirl. 848 00:42:53,524 --> 00:42:55,735 Why don't you just go in and get a nice dress on, 849 00:42:55,745 --> 00:42:57,903 and we'll get a light bite to eat, okay? 850 00:42:57,913 --> 00:42:59,854 - Okay. - Good. 851 00:42:59,864 --> 00:43:01,605 But I have to call home first. 852 00:43:01,615 --> 00:43:05,384 - Do you mind? - No, you call home. 853 00:43:05,394 --> 00:43:09,164 What I mean is I need a little privacy. 854 00:43:09,174 --> 00:43:10,833 I'll meet you down at the bar. 855 00:43:10,843 --> 00:43:13,283 Okay, sure. 856 00:43:13,293 --> 00:43:16,713 Why don't I just wait for you right out in the hallway? 857 00:43:16,723 --> 00:43:20,541 - Okay. - Okay, bye. 858 00:43:20,551 --> 00:43:22,636 I'll just be a little teeny minute. 859 00:43:22,646 --> 00:43:23,946 Okay. 860 00:43:32,437 --> 00:43:34,764 - Hello? - Jeannie, hi. 861 00:43:34,774 --> 00:43:37,401 - How's it going? - Great. Oh, it's beautiful here. 862 00:43:37,411 --> 00:43:39,174 - Max called. - He called? 863 00:43:39,184 --> 00:43:40,937 Yeah, he was pretty upset. 864 00:43:40,947 --> 00:43:43,907 - How upset? - Very. He never thought you'd leave. 865 00:43:43,917 --> 00:43:45,315 Great. 866 00:43:45,325 --> 00:43:47,530 Well, he shoulda thought about that 867 00:43:47,540 --> 00:43:49,762 before he took his wife instead of me. 868 00:44:11,310 --> 00:44:13,844 Get a life. 869 00:44:13,854 --> 00:44:15,304 Brats. 870 00:44:15,314 --> 00:44:17,357 - All ready. - Great, I'm starving. 871 00:44:17,367 --> 00:44:19,276 I don't feel like eating. 872 00:44:19,286 --> 00:44:21,211 Yeah, well, I gotta eat. 873 00:44:22,654 --> 00:44:25,089 I wasn't hungry at all, really. 874 00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:35,574 - No hands. - What? 875 00:44:35,584 --> 00:44:38,712 - No hands. - No hands? What do I do with them? 876 00:44:38,722 --> 00:44:40,130 What is this? 877 00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:41,330 Oh. 878 00:44:41,340 --> 00:44:43,790 Oh, it's sexual soccer. Yeah. 879 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,818 I've heard about this. I like this. 880 00:44:45,828 --> 00:44:47,862 Oh, my God. 881 00:44:49,849 --> 00:44:51,006 Ah-ah, no hands. 882 00:44:51,016 --> 00:44:53,560 15-minute extra penalty. 883 00:44:53,570 --> 00:44:57,804 Oh, God. Yeah? 884 00:44:57,814 --> 00:45:00,651 - Your turn. - Oh, okay. 885 00:45:00,661 --> 00:45:03,278 Um, where... 886 00:45:03,288 --> 00:45:05,176 Mm, mm. 887 00:45:05,186 --> 00:45:07,064 Yeah, mm. 888 00:45:07,074 --> 00:45:09,576 This is nice... this is nice material. 889 00:45:09,586 --> 00:45:11,027 Mm. 890 00:45:11,037 --> 00:45:12,930 Mm-hmm, wait... 891 00:45:15,332 --> 00:45:17,918 - Ouch. - It's cheating, I know. I can't help it. 892 00:45:17,928 --> 00:45:19,628 It's cheating. 893 00:45:19,638 --> 00:45:22,105 Mm. 894 00:45:27,261 --> 00:45:29,086 Oh, yes. 895 00:45:29,096 --> 00:45:32,657 Oh, my living God! 896 00:45:38,897 --> 00:45:41,249 Mm. 897 00:45:56,832 --> 00:45:58,615 Clare, hey. 898 00:45:58,625 --> 00:45:59,909 Hey, you feeling better? 899 00:45:59,919 --> 00:46:01,628 - Knock-knock. - Who's there? 900 00:46:01,638 --> 00:46:02,995 - Kelp. - Kelp who? 901 00:46:03,005 --> 00:46:04,454 Kelp, kelp. I'm drowning. 902 00:46:04,464 --> 00:46:06,836 - Where'd you hear it? - From the housekeeper. 903 00:46:06,846 --> 00:46:09,219 - Where's your roommate? - She's water-skiing. 904 00:46:09,229 --> 00:46:11,555 - So you're free? - I guess so, yeah. 905 00:46:11,565 --> 00:46:13,015 Do you want to help me out? 906 00:46:13,025 --> 00:46:14,881 Sure. 907 00:46:14,891 --> 00:46:17,519 Actually, do you want to go sailing with me... 908 00:46:17,529 --> 00:46:19,344 - What? - And smile a lot? 909 00:46:19,354 --> 00:46:22,566 The hotel promised me a model and he didn't show up. 910 00:46:22,576 --> 00:46:24,318 I've done this ocean, Clare. 911 00:46:24,328 --> 00:46:26,102 Look how calm it is. 912 00:46:26,112 --> 00:46:27,362 You won't even know you're on a boat. 913 00:46:27,372 --> 00:46:29,239 I get seasick in a water bed. 914 00:46:29,249 --> 00:46:30,522 Cliff, there's no wind. 915 00:46:30,532 --> 00:46:31,908 We'll be lucky if we get three knots. 916 00:46:31,918 --> 00:46:33,859 - Please? - No. 917 00:46:33,869 --> 00:46:35,971 - Please? Please? - No. 918 00:46:37,999 --> 00:46:39,912 Looks like the wind picked up! 919 00:46:39,922 --> 00:46:41,999 What was your first clue? 920 00:46:42,009 --> 00:46:44,087 What are you doing up there? 921 00:46:44,097 --> 00:46:45,746 Tsunami watch. 922 00:46:45,756 --> 00:46:48,582 I have it under control. Really. 923 00:46:48,592 --> 00:46:50,010 Why don't you come back here and sit down? 924 00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:51,819 Okay. 925 00:46:55,557 --> 00:46:57,341 You got it, Cliff. 926 00:46:57,351 --> 00:47:00,854 You know, this isn't my first time on a boat. 927 00:47:01,070 --> 00:47:03,771 I got it, no problems here. 928 00:47:03,781 --> 00:47:06,498 No problems. 929 00:47:08,401 --> 00:47:10,101 Okay. 930 00:47:10,111 --> 00:47:11,821 You relax, you'll have fun. 931 00:47:11,831 --> 00:47:13,230 Okay, I'm relaxing. 932 00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,861 - What are you doing? - Taking pictures. 933 00:47:14,871 --> 00:47:16,492 - Who's gonna drive the boat? - You are. 934 00:47:16,502 --> 00:47:18,359 - Uh-uh. - Here, give me your hand. 935 00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:21,080 - Nope, I'm not driving the boat. - Give me your hand. 936 00:47:21,090 --> 00:47:23,531 - No! - Give me your hand! 937 00:47:23,997 --> 00:47:25,781 That's the tiller. Hold onto the boom line. 938 00:47:25,791 --> 00:47:26,294 All right. 939 00:47:26,296 --> 00:47:27,402 That's the halyard. You don't have to worry about that. 940 00:47:27,412 --> 00:47:28,904 - Where, where? - Right there. 941 00:47:28,906 --> 00:47:30,540 - You see that piece of string? - Yeah. 942 00:47:30,550 --> 00:47:32,010 Just make sure it's pointed back toward us, okay? 943 00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:33,627 Okay. 944 00:47:33,637 --> 00:47:35,300 We'll take one roll and then we'll go in. 945 00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:36,973 - All right, hurry up. - You're doing great. 946 00:47:36,983 --> 00:47:39,101 12 frames? 24? 36? How many... 947 00:47:39,111 --> 00:47:41,010 Oh, settle down. 948 00:47:41,020 --> 00:47:43,980 You have to take off one of those life jackets. 949 00:47:43,990 --> 00:47:45,790 You look like a lunatic. 950 00:47:47,068 --> 00:47:49,236 Here, here. 951 00:47:49,246 --> 00:47:51,462 Okay. 952 00:47:53,615 --> 00:47:55,201 - Cliff? - Yeah? 953 00:47:55,211 --> 00:47:56,743 Smile. 954 00:47:56,753 --> 00:47:58,276 Yeah. 955 00:47:58,286 --> 00:47:59,945 Look, no smile, no shore leave. 956 00:47:59,955 --> 00:48:02,457 - That's fine with me. - Okay, I'm smiling. 957 00:48:02,467 --> 00:48:04,772 - Yep, this is fun. - Okay. 958 00:48:04,782 --> 00:48:07,087 Tell me what you do in Chicago. 959 00:48:07,097 --> 00:48:09,371 I design furniture. 960 00:48:09,381 --> 00:48:11,007 Contemporary or traditional? 961 00:48:11,017 --> 00:48:13,042 Um, dollhouse. 962 00:48:13,052 --> 00:48:15,679 - Seriously? - You want jokes, you make 'em. 963 00:48:15,689 --> 00:48:17,013 No, no, no, I'm not doing jokes. 964 00:48:17,023 --> 00:48:18,723 I mean, that's a creative job. 965 00:48:18,733 --> 00:48:20,475 It's full-time. I'm jealous. 966 00:48:20,485 --> 00:48:22,228 Move a little bit to your left. 967 00:48:22,238 --> 00:48:24,104 - Okay. - Smile. 968 00:48:24,114 --> 00:48:25,971 Wait a minute. 969 00:48:25,981 --> 00:48:28,024 How's this, eh? Eh? 970 00:48:28,034 --> 00:48:30,101 Good. 971 00:48:30,111 --> 00:48:31,435 This is great, really. 972 00:48:31,445 --> 00:48:32,962 I'm getting the hang of this thing, huh? 973 00:48:32,972 --> 00:48:34,893 Oh, this is perfect. This is perfect. 974 00:48:34,903 --> 00:48:36,825 - Thank you so much. - This isn't bad. 975 00:48:36,835 --> 00:48:38,243 A little bit more to your left. 976 00:48:38,253 --> 00:48:39,818 Now look back at me. 977 00:48:39,828 --> 00:48:41,486 Clare! Look, look, look! 978 00:48:41,496 --> 00:48:44,224 - Okay, smile. - Look! Will you look? Will you look? 979 00:48:46,501 --> 00:48:49,088 - Fix it! - Oh, my God, here. 980 00:48:49,098 --> 00:48:50,438 Give it to me! 981 00:48:52,007 --> 00:48:54,124 Your string thing's not straight. 982 00:48:54,134 --> 00:48:56,636 - Yes, I know! I know! - Shouldn't we do that thing that sailors do 983 00:48:56,646 --> 00:48:58,044 - when they want to turn around? - Tack? 984 00:48:58,054 --> 00:49:01,267 - I thought you took a course. - I did, Sail By Mail. 985 00:49:01,277 --> 00:49:03,059 - You've never done this before? - I graduated! 986 00:49:03,069 --> 00:49:04,468 What'd your manual say to do 987 00:49:04,478 --> 00:49:06,272 when you're about to hit the Rock of Gibraltar? 988 00:49:06,282 --> 00:49:08,263 Jump! Come on! 989 00:49:08,273 --> 00:49:11,083 What about the kelp? 990 00:49:28,210 --> 00:49:30,785 - Don't worry, we weren't hurt, okay? - We're okay. 991 00:49:30,795 --> 00:49:34,883 Hey, hey, the boat had a faulty tiller. 992 00:49:34,893 --> 00:49:36,292 - That's right. - Oh, sÃ? 993 00:49:36,302 --> 00:49:38,261 Yeah, the vector thing got all messed up 994 00:49:38,271 --> 00:49:40,003 with the tiller thing... 995 00:49:40,013 --> 00:49:42,307 It's just very lucky I had a lot of sailing experience 996 00:49:42,317 --> 00:49:43,600 because I was able to minimize the damage. 997 00:49:43,610 --> 00:49:45,034 That's right. 998 00:49:51,483 --> 00:49:53,099 "Halyard vector"? 999 00:49:53,109 --> 00:49:54,252 What's a faulty tiller anyway? 1000 00:49:55,654 --> 00:49:57,380 Well, we got out of it. 1001 00:49:58,949 --> 00:50:00,909 You're very photogenic when you're terrified. 1002 00:50:00,919 --> 00:50:03,194 Thank you. 1003 00:50:03,204 --> 00:50:05,196 How about a few more shots while the light holds? 1004 00:50:05,206 --> 00:50:07,290 - No, you're out of your mind. - Please? Strictly land-based. 1005 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:09,351 Absolutely not. 1006 00:50:10,418 --> 00:50:13,578 Do you play tennis? 1007 00:50:13,588 --> 00:50:16,107 Do I play tennis? 1008 00:50:17,342 --> 00:50:19,459 Come on, come on. 1009 00:50:19,469 --> 00:50:21,779 Give it up. Give it to me. 1010 00:50:24,975 --> 00:50:26,534 I got it. 1011 00:50:29,479 --> 00:50:31,206 Come on. 1012 00:50:37,571 --> 00:50:39,046 Hey! 1013 00:50:43,326 --> 00:50:45,245 We surrender! 1014 00:50:45,255 --> 00:50:47,179 Great! 1015 00:50:49,958 --> 00:50:52,539 ♪ Ladies knocking on my door ♪ 1016 00:50:52,549 --> 00:50:55,146 ♪ But they don't even know... ♪ 1017 00:50:57,215 --> 00:50:59,759 ♪ Wishing they would go home... ♪ 1018 00:50:59,769 --> 00:51:01,114 Don't take my picture. 1019 00:51:01,124 --> 00:51:02,460 Sorry. 1020 00:51:02,470 --> 00:51:04,170 ♪ Walking on my knees ♪ 1021 00:51:04,180 --> 00:51:06,600 ♪ Now, I ain't diggin' what they're shoveling ♪ 1022 00:51:06,610 --> 00:51:08,967 ♪ I'll do it as I please ♪ 1023 00:51:08,977 --> 00:51:11,563 - ♪ My little friend... ♪ - Oh, come on. 1024 00:51:11,573 --> 00:51:13,607 ♪ Got me in trouble, trouble ♪ 1025 00:51:13,617 --> 00:51:15,900 ♪ My little friend ♪ 1026 00:51:15,910 --> 00:51:18,184 ♪ Stepped out of line ♪ 1027 00:51:18,194 --> 00:51:22,527 ♪ Yeah, that's when, on the double ♪ 1028 00:51:22,537 --> 00:51:26,886 ♪ 'Cause he ain't no friend of mine. ♪ 1029 00:51:42,677 --> 00:51:44,253 Look out! 1030 00:51:44,263 --> 00:51:46,530 Clare! Clare, help me, we're gonna crash! 1031 00:51:53,313 --> 00:51:54,554 You play volleyball? 1032 00:51:54,564 --> 00:51:57,208 - Uh, no. - Just checking. 1033 00:51:59,194 --> 00:52:01,446 Hey, mister! 1034 00:52:01,456 --> 00:52:02,896 Hey. 1035 00:52:02,906 --> 00:52:05,132 - Friend of yours? - That's my buddy. 1036 00:52:07,494 --> 00:52:09,278 Can I get in there? 1037 00:52:09,288 --> 00:52:12,165 Hey, buddy. What's your name? 1038 00:52:12,175 --> 00:52:13,156 Frank, Jr. 1039 00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:15,726 Nice to meet you, Frank, Jr. 1040 00:52:15,736 --> 00:52:18,297 Hey, you wanna build a castle? 1041 00:52:18,307 --> 00:52:20,090 Yeah? Ready? 1042 00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:21,654 Ho! 1043 00:52:21,664 --> 00:52:23,234 Oh! 1044 00:52:26,304 --> 00:52:27,988 Smash it! 1045 00:52:31,518 --> 00:52:33,285 Frank? 1046 00:52:33,295 --> 00:52:35,053 Hmm? 1047 00:52:35,063 --> 00:52:38,432 There's a grownup inside the pen with Frank, Jr. 1048 00:52:38,442 --> 00:52:41,695 Don't worry, his teacher said he had trouble communicating 1049 00:52:41,705 --> 00:52:43,921 with kids his own age. 1050 00:52:48,327 --> 00:52:50,486 Just you and me, kid. 1051 00:52:50,496 --> 00:52:52,914 We gotta bust out of here. Where's that shovel? 1052 00:52:52,924 --> 00:52:54,739 You got that shovel, kid? 1053 00:52:54,749 --> 00:52:56,538 I'm tellin' ya, we gotta get out. 1054 00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:58,337 You and me, buddy. 1055 00:52:58,347 --> 00:53:00,312 Ah! 1056 00:53:06,344 --> 00:53:07,903 Build the guard tower, come on. 1057 00:53:07,913 --> 00:53:09,709 Wait a minute, cap... wait a minute. 1058 00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,516 No, wait a sec. Okay, here we go. 1059 00:53:11,526 --> 00:53:13,299 Okay. 1060 00:53:13,309 --> 00:53:15,395 Okay, wait a minute. 1061 00:53:15,405 --> 00:53:17,178 Okay. 1062 00:53:17,188 --> 00:53:19,122 Oh, that one didn't work so good. 1063 00:53:19,132 --> 00:53:21,057 Mine never work. 1064 00:53:21,067 --> 00:53:24,185 - Kick it! - No, no, don't kick it yet! 1065 00:53:24,195 --> 00:53:26,448 All right, go ahead. What do you think? Go ahead. 1066 00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:29,701 What do you think, Frank, Jr.? 1067 00:53:29,711 --> 00:53:31,234 It's not perfect. 1068 00:53:31,244 --> 00:53:33,262 Not perfect? 1069 00:53:35,457 --> 00:53:36,656 Thanks. 1070 00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:38,158 Really, really, thanks. 1071 00:53:38,168 --> 00:53:39,852 If this brochure gets me work... 1072 00:53:39,862 --> 00:53:41,536 Telly Savalas, Telly Savalas. 1073 00:53:41,546 --> 00:53:43,539 What are you talk... he's got hair. 1074 00:53:43,549 --> 00:53:45,331 He's too short, he's too fat, he's too young. 1075 00:53:45,341 --> 00:53:47,385 - But look at the nose. - You don't get anything for that. 1076 00:53:47,395 --> 00:53:49,471 - That's not Telly Savalas. - All right, all right. 1077 00:53:49,481 --> 00:53:51,296 - How about dinner? - What? 1078 00:53:51,306 --> 00:53:53,511 Um, for this brochure, I need, like, a dinner... 1079 00:53:53,521 --> 00:53:55,727 - like a fancy restaurant... - Dinner, Jesus. 1080 00:53:55,737 --> 00:53:57,061 I made reservations on the dinner cruise 1081 00:53:57,071 --> 00:53:59,288 for me and Amanda. I gotta go. 1082 00:54:42,690 --> 00:54:44,708 Cliff, I had the best day. 1083 00:54:44,718 --> 00:54:46,736 I finally got up on one ski. 1084 00:54:46,746 --> 00:54:48,437 Whoa. 1085 00:54:48,447 --> 00:54:51,533 But then I had a face dive and I drank a lot of water. 1086 00:54:51,543 --> 00:54:53,525 Why are you all dressed up? 1087 00:54:53,535 --> 00:54:55,703 We were supposed to have dinner on the dinner cruise, remember? 1088 00:54:55,713 --> 00:54:57,914 Oh, I'm sorry. We were having so much fun, 1089 00:54:57,924 --> 00:54:59,531 I just lost track of the time. 1090 00:54:59,541 --> 00:55:00,917 It's dark out. You don't need a watch. 1091 00:55:00,927 --> 00:55:03,419 I mean, what is wrong with you? 1092 00:55:03,429 --> 00:55:05,631 Nothing's wrong with me. 1093 00:55:05,641 --> 00:55:06,830 I said I was sorry. 1094 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,399 Clifford, it was an honest mistake. 1095 00:55:08,409 --> 00:55:09,746 Why don't you just eat a banana 1096 00:55:09,756 --> 00:55:11,191 and mind your own business? 1097 00:55:11,201 --> 00:55:12,627 Cliff, that's not polite. 1098 00:55:12,637 --> 00:55:14,013 Yeah, Clifford. Lighten up, huh? 1099 00:55:14,023 --> 00:55:15,464 Go swing from a vine, pal. 1100 00:55:15,474 --> 00:55:19,102 Cliff, I don't like the way you're acting. 1101 00:55:19,112 --> 00:55:21,370 Amanda, I'm not acting. 1102 00:55:34,826 --> 00:55:36,343 What? 1103 00:55:36,353 --> 00:55:37,861 Oh, hi. 1104 00:55:37,871 --> 00:55:39,514 You still need me? 1105 00:55:41,833 --> 00:55:44,033 Um... need you? 1106 00:55:44,043 --> 00:55:46,421 Yeah, you know, dinner for the brochure thing? 1107 00:55:46,431 --> 00:55:48,497 Uh... yeah. 1108 00:55:48,507 --> 00:55:49,841 Yeah, okay, where? 1109 00:55:49,851 --> 00:55:51,124 Uh... 1110 00:55:51,134 --> 00:55:53,669 The Fiesta Room? 1111 00:55:53,679 --> 00:55:55,404 The Fiesta Room? Okay, great. 1112 00:55:55,414 --> 00:55:57,140 - What, an hour? - Great. 1113 00:55:57,150 --> 00:55:59,033 - Okay. - Okay. 1114 00:56:08,610 --> 00:56:10,143 Oh, hi. 1115 00:56:10,153 --> 00:56:11,821 You look great. What, you got a date later? 1116 00:56:11,831 --> 00:56:13,187 No, it's for the picture. 1117 00:56:13,197 --> 00:56:15,116 It has to be a romantic dinner shot. 1118 00:56:15,126 --> 00:56:16,649 Oh. Which one? 1119 00:56:16,659 --> 00:56:18,484 - Um, right there. - Okay. 1120 00:56:18,494 --> 00:56:20,288 - You want to pour the champagne? - Okay. 1121 00:56:20,298 --> 00:56:22,686 All right, setting the timer. 1122 00:56:22,696 --> 00:56:25,084 Okay, we have two minutes. 1123 00:56:25,094 --> 00:56:28,036 Uh-oh, pressure's on. 1124 00:56:28,046 --> 00:56:30,506 Okay, how do you want me positioned? Here? 1125 00:56:30,516 --> 00:56:32,191 Uh, there is good. 1126 00:56:34,010 --> 00:56:36,512 It's gotta be a little more romantic than that, don't you think? 1127 00:56:36,522 --> 00:56:37,972 Should we just scooch over a little bit? 1128 00:56:37,982 --> 00:56:39,933 - Okay. - This kind of thing? 1129 00:56:39,943 --> 00:56:41,351 All set. 1130 00:56:41,361 --> 00:56:42,759 Great. 1131 00:56:42,769 --> 00:56:43,895 How about my arm around you? 1132 00:56:43,905 --> 00:56:46,179 - Great. - Okay. 1133 00:56:46,189 --> 00:56:47,935 Hold hands, that kind of thing? 1134 00:56:47,945 --> 00:56:49,692 Wanna look there or at each other? 1135 00:56:49,702 --> 00:56:51,402 At each other. 1136 00:56:51,412 --> 00:56:52,894 Okay. 1137 00:56:52,904 --> 00:56:54,312 Excuse me. 1138 00:56:54,322 --> 00:56:56,616 Excuse me, are you Clifford? 1139 00:56:56,626 --> 00:56:58,024 Yeah. 1140 00:56:58,034 --> 00:56:59,702 I was asked to give you this, seÃ±or. 1141 00:56:59,712 --> 00:57:01,470 Thank you. 1142 00:57:08,044 --> 00:57:10,078 Is something wrong? 1143 00:57:10,088 --> 00:57:12,668 No, it's just Amanda. Where were we? 1144 00:57:12,678 --> 00:57:15,249 Um, well, you had your arm around me. 1145 00:57:15,259 --> 00:57:18,221 I mean, I'm not gonna jump every time she snaps her fingers, right? 1146 00:57:18,231 --> 00:57:19,712 That's probably wise. 1147 00:57:19,722 --> 00:57:22,058 I mean, a man's got to draw a line somewhere, right? 1148 00:57:22,068 --> 00:57:24,550 Absolutely. It makes sense. 1149 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,678 I mean, you don't, you get taken advantage of, 1150 00:57:26,688 --> 00:57:29,023 and it's gonna take a hell of a lot more than some goddamn note 1151 00:57:29,033 --> 00:57:30,264 to get me to forgive her, right? 1152 00:57:30,274 --> 00:57:32,443 - Absolutely. The flash. - Right, right. 1153 00:57:32,453 --> 00:57:34,780 - We were gazing. - Gazing. 1154 00:57:34,790 --> 00:57:36,562 Cliff. 1155 00:57:36,572 --> 00:57:39,993 Cliff, there you are. Didn't you get my note? 1156 00:57:40,003 --> 00:57:42,276 Yeah, I got it. 1157 00:57:42,286 --> 00:57:43,663 I feel terrible at how thoughtless I was 1158 00:57:43,673 --> 00:57:45,196 and I'm just really sorry. 1159 00:57:45,206 --> 00:57:48,183 Hi. I just wanted to give you this. 1160 00:57:50,753 --> 00:57:52,187 Shake it. 1161 00:57:54,257 --> 00:57:56,400 I saw it and it reminded me of you. 1162 00:57:57,636 --> 00:57:58,928 Well, I'll see you back at the room. 1163 00:57:58,938 --> 00:58:01,405 Bye. 1164 00:58:10,356 --> 00:58:11,806 Look at it. 1165 00:58:11,816 --> 00:58:14,017 Is that not the most... 1166 00:58:14,027 --> 00:58:17,613 beautiful gesture you've ever seen? 1167 00:58:17,623 --> 00:58:19,298 Can we finish this later? 1168 00:58:36,883 --> 00:58:41,012 And three and four and five and six. 1169 00:58:41,022 --> 00:58:43,030 You're jumping, you're running. 1170 00:58:44,390 --> 00:58:47,226 Do you have this in a different color? 1171 00:58:47,236 --> 00:58:49,678 I'm sorry, I don't work here. 1172 00:58:49,688 --> 00:58:53,357 Oh, right. You're that photographer. 1173 00:58:53,367 --> 00:58:54,834 Right. 1174 00:59:12,836 --> 00:59:16,130 You know, with your face, you should try something longer. 1175 00:59:16,140 --> 00:59:18,758 Sometimes the right pair of earrings 1176 00:59:18,768 --> 00:59:21,151 can really change your life. 1177 00:59:24,764 --> 00:59:27,048 See? 1178 00:59:27,058 --> 00:59:29,493 Very nice. 1179 00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:54,726 Nice dress. 1180 00:59:56,712 --> 00:59:58,538 Uh, thanks. 1181 00:59:58,548 --> 01:00:00,216 Haven't seen you around in a while. 1182 01:00:00,226 --> 01:00:01,842 Oh, Amanda and I have been... 1183 01:00:01,852 --> 01:00:03,469 ordering a lot of room service. 1184 01:00:03,479 --> 01:00:05,002 Oh. 1185 01:00:05,012 --> 01:00:07,515 - How's the brochure coming? - It's coming, you know? 1186 01:00:07,525 --> 01:00:09,538 It's hard to find reliable models, but... 1187 01:00:09,548 --> 01:00:11,551 Well, I've got to meet Amanda right now, 1188 01:00:11,561 --> 01:00:13,855 but I could give you, like, an hour or something later on. 1189 01:00:13,865 --> 01:00:17,499 Mm, I'm running late for a shoot, but thanks. 1190 01:00:20,945 --> 01:00:22,645 Bye. 1191 01:00:22,655 --> 01:00:25,528 Get off all the fat. 1192 01:00:25,538 --> 01:00:28,427 Clap and jump and clap and jump. 1193 01:00:36,502 --> 01:00:38,713 Honey, I want to ask you something. 1194 01:00:38,723 --> 01:00:40,204 What? 1195 01:00:40,214 --> 01:00:42,133 I was gonna wait until the New Year's party, 1196 01:00:42,143 --> 01:00:43,875 but tonight after, you know, the music, 1197 01:00:43,885 --> 01:00:46,179 the lobster, and everything, it's all too perfect. 1198 01:00:46,189 --> 01:00:48,588 What is? 1199 01:00:48,598 --> 01:00:51,726 Honey, how long have we known each other? 1200 01:00:51,736 --> 01:00:53,342 A week? 1201 01:00:53,352 --> 01:00:55,553 Actually, it's six days, 1202 01:00:55,563 --> 01:00:57,899 but it does feel like a lot longer, doesn't it? 1203 01:00:57,909 --> 01:00:59,933 What's your point? 1204 01:00:59,943 --> 01:01:04,770 My point... my point is that time 1205 01:01:04,780 --> 01:01:07,820 is insignificant to people like you and me 1206 01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:10,325 who are so deeply connected to each other 1207 01:01:10,335 --> 01:01:12,853 and have this mutual trust for one another. 1208 01:01:13,226 --> 01:01:14,897 And, naturally, 1209 01:01:14,900 --> 01:01:17,543 out of that trust comes a certain compassion. 1210 01:01:17,553 --> 01:01:21,088 And then that compassion segues naturally 1211 01:01:21,098 --> 01:01:24,758 into a sort of firm... 1212 01:01:24,768 --> 01:01:28,419 commitment, doesn't it? 1213 01:01:28,429 --> 01:01:31,614 Cliff, if you wanna ask me something, just ask it. 1214 01:01:31,624 --> 01:01:34,810 I love that about you, just the way you're so direct... 1215 01:01:34,820 --> 01:01:36,469 - Amanda Hughes? - Yes? 1216 01:01:36,479 --> 01:01:39,398 Telefono for you. You can take it at the bar. 1217 01:01:39,408 --> 01:01:41,359 I'll be right back. Thank you. 1218 01:01:41,369 --> 01:01:43,044 Okay, I'll be right here. 1219 01:01:48,992 --> 01:01:50,358 Hello? 1220 01:01:50,368 --> 01:01:51,869 Hey, bucklehead, it's me. 1221 01:01:51,879 --> 01:01:53,319 Max! 1222 01:01:53,329 --> 01:01:55,780 Where are you? 1223 01:01:55,790 --> 01:01:58,876 Oh, I'm so happy you called. 1224 01:01:58,886 --> 01:02:01,066 Amanda, wait... 1225 01:02:01,076 --> 01:02:03,246 Amanda, darling... 1226 01:02:03,256 --> 01:02:07,500 That's just great. 1227 01:02:07,510 --> 01:02:10,179 Just great. Well, I wish you lots of luck 1228 01:02:10,189 --> 01:02:12,990 and I hope you both drop dead. 1229 01:02:21,131 --> 01:02:23,441 You thirsty? 1230 01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:28,109 Can you believe it? 1231 01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:32,124 He goes on vacation with his wife and falls back in love with her. 1232 01:02:32,134 --> 01:02:36,919 They're going on a second honeymoon. 1233 01:02:36,929 --> 01:02:39,130 That no-good, good-for-nothing, 1234 01:02:39,140 --> 01:02:41,857 two-timing son of a bitch. 1235 01:02:43,634 --> 01:02:47,170 ♪ Chicks go crazy ♪ 1236 01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:51,450 ♪ When they're near me ♪ 1237 01:02:51,460 --> 01:02:54,611 ♪ Especially my essence ♪ 1238 01:02:54,621 --> 01:02:57,773 ♪ They... ♪ everything okay? 1239 01:02:57,783 --> 01:02:59,140 Couldn't be better. 1240 01:02:59,150 --> 01:03:01,464 Good. Honey, I've been giving it a lot of thought. 1241 01:03:01,963 --> 01:03:03,271 I think we should live together. 1242 01:03:03,272 --> 01:03:04,931 I'm the one who should be celebrating. 1243 01:03:04,941 --> 01:03:06,359 I want to be with you through good times and bad. 1244 01:03:06,369 --> 01:03:07,774 Through sickness and in health, 1245 01:03:07,776 --> 01:03:09,919 - for better or for worse. - I don't even know what I saw in him. 1246 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:12,063 I know I'm getting ahead of myself, but if the answer is yes. 1247 01:03:12,064 --> 01:03:14,255 He's the one who lost out. 1248 01:03:14,265 --> 01:03:17,132 You could be moved into my house by Wednesday. 1249 01:03:17,142 --> 01:03:17,607 I feel good. 1250 01:03:17,617 --> 01:03:19,436 Don't worry, I have plenty of closet space. 1251 01:03:19,446 --> 01:03:21,042 No, I feel better than good. I feel great. 1252 01:03:21,052 --> 01:03:23,096 I was gonna wait, but I can't anymore. 1253 01:03:23,106 --> 01:03:25,150 He's gonna wish that... jewels! 1254 01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,547 What do you say? 1255 01:03:26,557 --> 01:03:27,935 I love them. 1256 01:03:27,945 --> 01:03:31,031 Say yes. Make me the happiest man in the world. 1257 01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:32,314 Yes! 1258 01:03:32,324 --> 01:03:36,303 Play it, Ricardo. Kiss me, you fool. 1259 01:04:20,414 --> 01:04:22,365 Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! 1260 01:04:22,375 --> 01:04:24,726 Hey, guys. Kind of day makes you feel glad to be alive, doesn't it? 1261 01:04:32,343 --> 01:04:35,012 - What are you doing? - What does it look like? 1262 01:04:35,022 --> 01:04:36,254 Packing. 1263 01:04:36,264 --> 01:04:37,389 I'm leaving, Cliff. 1264 01:04:37,399 --> 01:04:39,299 What? Wait... 1265 01:04:39,309 --> 01:04:41,644 did I say or do something to get you upset? 1266 01:04:41,654 --> 01:04:43,261 'Cause if I did, I'm not aware of it. 1267 01:04:43,271 --> 01:04:45,226 Honey, wait, just stop packing for a second. 1268 01:04:45,236 --> 01:04:47,181 Darling... look, if we're gonna live together, 1269 01:04:47,191 --> 01:04:49,500 you're gonna have to learn how to communicate with me. 1270 01:04:49,510 --> 01:04:51,820 - Stop following me. - Amanda, please, just talk to me. 1271 01:04:51,830 --> 01:04:53,656 Tell me what's going on. We'll work it out, okay? 1272 01:04:53,666 --> 01:04:56,387 - Look, I move around a lot. - Okay. 1273 01:04:56,397 --> 01:04:59,119 It's who I am. Don't take it personal. 1274 01:04:59,129 --> 01:05:00,704 That is not communicating. 1275 01:05:00,714 --> 01:05:02,280 It's perfect communication. 1276 01:05:02,290 --> 01:05:03,974 Wait, okay, obviously something is bothering you. 1277 01:05:03,984 --> 01:05:05,668 You're upset. We'll work it out like lovers. 1278 01:05:05,678 --> 01:05:07,002 We're in love, remember, honey? 1279 01:05:07,012 --> 01:05:08,535 Get off of my suitcase! 1280 01:05:08,545 --> 01:05:09,787 What happened to our plans? 1281 01:05:09,797 --> 01:05:11,413 Everything we talked about last night? 1282 01:05:11,423 --> 01:05:13,003 - Remember? - Please, I don't want to argue. 1283 01:05:13,013 --> 01:05:14,593 This isn't arguing. This is communicating. 1284 01:05:14,603 --> 01:05:15,719 Okay? Remember? Wait. 1285 01:05:15,729 --> 01:05:17,878 Amanda, stop! 1286 01:05:17,888 --> 01:05:20,385 Now, before you walk out that door forever, 1287 01:05:20,395 --> 01:05:22,893 there's something you should think about. 1288 01:05:22,903 --> 01:05:25,260 I know why you're doing this. 1289 01:05:25,270 --> 01:05:27,856 I'm not the kind of guy you're used to dating, I understand that. 1290 01:05:27,866 --> 01:05:29,515 And you are scared to death 1291 01:05:29,525 --> 01:05:33,477 that you're falling in love with me, aren't you? 1292 01:05:33,487 --> 01:05:36,907 For the first time in your life, what you're feeling, it's real, 1293 01:05:36,917 --> 01:05:39,118 and that scares the hell out of you. 1294 01:05:39,128 --> 01:05:41,151 But if you walk out that door, 1295 01:05:41,161 --> 01:05:43,414 chances are that you will never, ever 1296 01:05:43,424 --> 01:05:46,458 meet anybody like me again. 1297 01:05:46,468 --> 01:05:49,034 Now, Amanda, darling, 1298 01:05:49,044 --> 01:05:51,797 are you willing to take that chance? 1299 01:05:51,807 --> 01:05:53,732 Bye, Cliff. 1300 01:06:04,935 --> 01:06:07,302 - Good luck. - Thanks. 1301 01:06:07,312 --> 01:06:10,274 You are ready for the big New Year's party tonight? 1302 01:06:10,284 --> 01:06:12,266 No party for me, Reuben. 1303 01:06:12,276 --> 01:06:15,044 My girl did a tap dance on my heart. 1304 01:06:15,054 --> 01:06:17,813 Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that, 1305 01:06:17,823 --> 01:06:22,578 but there's a lot of that going around lately. 1306 01:06:22,588 --> 01:06:25,279 To love. 1307 01:06:25,289 --> 01:06:27,365 It really stinks, man. 1308 01:06:27,375 --> 01:06:30,372 Uh-oh, you getting a head start on tonight? 1309 01:06:30,382 --> 01:06:33,380 No, I'm hoping to choke on an ice cube. 1310 01:06:33,390 --> 01:06:35,038 I mean, I don't get it. 1311 01:06:35,048 --> 01:06:37,124 She just packs up her stuff and leaves. 1312 01:06:37,134 --> 01:06:40,220 One minute I'm ordering monogrammed towels for the bathroom, 1313 01:06:40,230 --> 01:06:42,406 then it's back to a table for one. 1314 01:06:44,475 --> 01:06:45,841 It wasn't meant to be. 1315 01:06:45,851 --> 01:06:48,521 They should have those words tattooed across my eyelids. 1316 01:06:48,531 --> 01:06:50,304 Sean Connery. 1317 01:06:50,314 --> 01:06:52,139 Right there. Look at the hairpiece. 1318 01:06:52,149 --> 01:06:54,569 Look, I don't want to be cheered up, okay? I wanna feel pain. 1319 01:06:54,579 --> 01:06:56,571 It helps me get my mind off the fire sale 1320 01:06:56,581 --> 01:06:58,563 I'm gonna have to have to pay for the trip. 1321 01:06:58,573 --> 01:07:02,452 Miss, how come you're not getting ready for the big party? 1322 01:07:02,462 --> 01:07:04,318 Oh, I'm not real big on New Year's Eve. 1323 01:07:04,328 --> 01:07:07,889 I'm just gonna stay in my room, watch it on TV. 1324 01:07:07,899 --> 01:07:11,461 Look, I know I should be minding my own business, 1325 01:07:11,471 --> 01:07:14,578 but I'm a bartender, so it is my business. 1326 01:07:14,588 --> 01:07:18,525 Your girlfriend, she dump right on top of your head, right? 1327 01:07:20,469 --> 01:07:23,556 And you, you're gonna see the new year in on the television. 1328 01:07:23,566 --> 01:07:26,016 Come on, come on. The two of you should get together, 1329 01:07:26,026 --> 01:07:28,435 go to the party, have a good time. 1330 01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:31,804 It makes sense. 1331 01:07:31,814 --> 01:07:33,857 Why not? You want to go? 1332 01:07:33,867 --> 01:07:35,682 Come on, it's fun. 1333 01:07:35,692 --> 01:07:38,519 Mm, I'd hate to miss that TV thing is all. 1334 01:07:38,529 --> 01:07:42,617 I'm sure I can call somebody and have it taped for you. 1335 01:07:42,627 --> 01:07:44,493 Come on, 9:00? 1336 01:07:44,503 --> 01:07:46,360 Um, all right. 1337 01:07:46,370 --> 01:07:48,539 - Great. Thanks, Reuben. - 9:00. 1338 01:07:48,549 --> 01:07:50,181 All right, thanks. 1339 01:07:55,420 --> 01:07:57,538 You're a sweetheart. 1340 01:07:57,548 --> 01:08:00,066 I know this. I know this. 1341 01:08:01,343 --> 01:08:05,446 Eh, sweetheart. I know, I know, I know. 1342 01:08:06,682 --> 01:08:09,634 ♪ I gave my heart ♪ 1343 01:08:09,644 --> 01:08:12,537 ♪ It came back tarnished ♪ 1344 01:08:12,547 --> 01:08:15,219 ♪ You gave me smiles ♪ 1345 01:08:15,229 --> 01:08:18,103 ♪ It was revarnished ♪ 1346 01:08:18,113 --> 01:08:20,859 ♪ I've fallen overboard ♪ 1347 01:08:20,869 --> 01:08:23,405 ♪ Looking for a reward ♪ 1348 01:08:23,415 --> 01:08:25,941 ♪ Don't lead me on ♪ 1349 01:08:25,951 --> 01:08:29,762 ♪ And leave me lonely... ♪ 1350 01:08:38,088 --> 01:08:39,840 - Happy New Year. - Happy New Year. 1351 01:08:39,850 --> 01:08:41,582 - You look great. - Thanks. 1352 01:08:41,592 --> 01:08:44,512 - How you feeling? - Uh, good. Balloons make me happy. 1353 01:08:44,522 --> 01:08:46,546 - Oh, wait, pictures. - What? 1354 01:08:46,556 --> 01:08:48,515 Step right over here. Pictures, everyone has to have a picture. 1355 01:08:48,525 --> 01:08:49,882 Okay. 1356 01:08:49,892 --> 01:08:51,592 - Hmm, that's good. - Oh, my God. 1357 01:08:51,602 --> 01:08:53,729 - Now put your arm around her. - Okay. 1358 01:08:53,739 --> 01:08:55,971 - Okay, ready? - Yeah. 1359 01:08:55,981 --> 01:08:58,223 Okay, great. 1360 01:08:58,233 --> 01:09:00,736 ♪ Don't lead me on and leave me lonely... ♪ 1361 01:09:00,746 --> 01:09:02,144 - Terrific. - Thanks. 1362 01:09:02,154 --> 01:09:03,573 - Thank you very much. - Happy New Year. 1363 01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:04,781 - That'll be a dollar. - What? 1364 01:09:04,791 --> 01:09:06,148 Dollar. 1365 01:09:06,158 --> 01:09:08,843 Thank you. 1366 01:09:10,245 --> 01:09:12,487 - Oh, it's terrible. - Come on, come here. 1367 01:09:12,497 --> 01:09:14,666 - No, I take bad pictures. - No, no, I've take worse. Come on. 1368 01:09:14,676 --> 01:09:16,544 Oh, you look good. I look... funny. 1369 01:09:16,554 --> 01:09:17,993 Ugh. 1370 01:09:18,003 --> 01:09:19,714 - You want something to drink? - Yeah. 1371 01:09:19,724 --> 01:09:21,590 Can we get two, please? 1372 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:23,112 Thank you. 1373 01:09:23,122 --> 01:09:26,653 Happy New Year. 1374 01:09:30,140 --> 01:09:38,857 ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪ 1375 01:09:38,867 --> 01:09:42,142 ♪ Gorgeous... ♪ 1376 01:09:42,152 --> 01:09:45,046 Beats sitting at home watching it on TV, huh? 1377 01:09:48,825 --> 01:09:51,078 - Come on, let's dance. - No, I can't, sorry. I don't know how. 1378 01:09:51,088 --> 01:09:52,903 - Sorry. - What do you mean? 1379 01:09:52,913 --> 01:09:55,327 - I can't dance. - I don't care if you're a good dancer. 1380 01:09:55,337 --> 01:09:57,873 I can't... no, I can't. No, but I can't dance at all. 1381 01:09:57,883 --> 01:10:00,420 I don't want to dance. Please don't make me, okay? 1382 01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:02,537 I don't... 1383 01:10:02,547 --> 01:10:04,549 All right, how do we start? 1384 01:10:04,559 --> 01:10:07,125 Um, take a step. 1385 01:10:07,135 --> 01:10:08,715 - Take another step. - Okay. 1386 01:10:08,725 --> 01:10:10,295 Take another step. 1387 01:10:10,305 --> 01:10:12,099 - What's the matter? - You're dancing. 1388 01:10:12,109 --> 01:10:13,465 No, I'm not. This is dancing? 1389 01:10:13,475 --> 01:10:15,217 Well, it is. Look what they're doing. 1390 01:10:15,227 --> 01:10:16,603 - They're laughing at me. - No, they're not. 1391 01:10:16,613 --> 01:10:19,502 ♪ Is to love you ♪ 1392 01:10:19,512 --> 01:10:22,417 ♪ It's true... ♪ 1393 01:10:29,700 --> 01:10:32,135 Thank you. 1394 01:10:34,413 --> 01:10:36,530 - Uh... - What? What's the matter? 1395 01:10:36,540 --> 01:10:38,875 It's... no, it's good. You just seem a little tense to me. 1396 01:10:38,885 --> 01:10:41,796 Oh, all right. I'll loosen it up. 1397 01:10:41,806 --> 01:10:44,147 You're doing great. 1398 01:10:48,427 --> 01:10:49,960 Wonderful. 1399 01:10:49,970 --> 01:10:52,301 Okay, two, three, four. 1400 01:10:52,311 --> 01:10:54,658 One, two, three, four. 1401 01:10:56,769 --> 01:10:59,636 ♪ Baby ♪ 1402 01:10:59,646 --> 01:11:01,732 ♪ Do it for me... ♪ 1403 01:11:01,742 --> 01:11:03,499 Let's dance. 1404 01:11:04,651 --> 01:11:08,274 ♪ Completely ♪ 1405 01:11:08,284 --> 01:11:11,924 ♪ Destroy me ♪ 1406 01:11:13,076 --> 01:11:15,470 ♪ Sunshine... ♪ 1407 01:11:19,249 --> 01:11:23,019 ♪ Incontestably fine, ooh... ♪ 1408 01:11:42,690 --> 01:11:44,983 It's a beautiful night, isn't it? 1409 01:11:44,993 --> 01:11:47,986 Sure is. Look at the stars. 1410 01:11:47,996 --> 01:11:50,905 There's the Big Dipper. 1411 01:11:50,915 --> 01:11:53,387 - Where? - Right there. 1412 01:11:53,397 --> 01:11:55,378 That's not the Big Dipper. 1413 01:11:55,388 --> 01:11:57,360 That's the Little Dipper. 1414 01:11:57,370 --> 01:11:59,071 No, it's not. It's the Big Dipper. 1415 01:11:59,081 --> 01:12:00,749 - No, it's the Little Dipper. - No, no, no, you're wrong. 1416 01:12:00,759 --> 01:12:02,667 It is the Little Dipper. 1417 01:12:02,677 --> 01:12:04,409 You're wrong. 1418 01:12:04,419 --> 01:12:06,646 Okay, it's the Big Dipper. 1419 01:12:10,675 --> 01:12:13,027 Here, make a wish. 1420 01:12:17,099 --> 01:12:18,757 What'd you wish? 1421 01:12:18,767 --> 01:12:21,384 - I'm not telling. - Why not? 1422 01:12:21,394 --> 01:12:23,480 - 'Cause it won't come true. - Come on, tell me what you wished. 1423 01:12:23,490 --> 01:12:25,148 - Forget it. - Just tell me what you wished, all right? 1424 01:12:25,158 --> 01:12:26,807 It's not a big deal. 1425 01:12:26,817 --> 01:12:29,101 ♪ Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight? 1426 01:12:29,111 --> 01:12:31,613 - ♪ Come out tonight, come out tonight... ♪ - Okay, I don't wanna know. 1427 01:12:31,623 --> 01:12:33,381 - ♪ Buffalo gals... ♪ - Wanna dance or what? 1428 01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:39,820 ♪ When I was the age of three ♪ 1429 01:12:39,830 --> 01:12:42,849 ♪ My dear mother had a little talk with me... ♪ 1430 01:12:44,543 --> 01:12:49,147 ♪ She said, "A woman can be a contrary little thing ♪ 1431 01:12:49,157 --> 01:12:53,456 ♪ But, son, she'll mean the whole world to a man ♪ 1432 01:12:53,466 --> 01:12:58,008 ♪ If I hadn't have loved your daddy this way ♪ 1433 01:12:58,018 --> 01:13:02,849 ♪ He wouldn't be the big man he is today ♪ 1434 01:13:02,859 --> 01:13:07,691 ♪ Don't you know, a man needs a woman ♪ 1435 01:13:07,701 --> 01:13:12,154 ♪ No, a man got to have a woman ♪ 1436 01:13:12,164 --> 01:13:21,194 ♪ To carry on ♪ 1437 01:13:21,204 --> 01:13:26,475 ♪ Don't you know a man needs a woman ♪ 1438 01:13:26,485 --> 01:13:31,756 ♪ No, a man got to have a woman ♪ 1439 01:13:31,766 --> 01:13:36,303 ♪ To carry on ♪ 1440 01:13:36,313 --> 01:13:40,840 ♪ To carry on ♪ 1441 01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:45,578 ♪ Just like a boxer needs gloves ♪ 1442 01:13:45,588 --> 01:13:50,317 ♪ Just like me, I need a little love ♪ 1443 01:13:50,327 --> 01:13:54,811 ♪ Like a soldier needs a gun ♪ 1444 01:13:54,821 --> 01:13:58,257 ♪ Like a hamburger needs a bun..." ♪ 1445 01:13:59,910 --> 01:14:03,538 You know that wish I made outside? 1446 01:14:03,548 --> 01:14:06,824 It just came true. 1447 01:14:06,834 --> 01:14:09,242 Okay, it's that time. 1448 01:14:09,252 --> 01:14:11,703 It's about 30 seconds till midnight, 1449 01:14:11,713 --> 01:14:15,008 so go grab your partners, go get your hats and your noisemakers, 1450 01:14:15,018 --> 01:14:16,614 and let's count down! 1451 01:14:16,624 --> 01:14:18,251 Hats, we need hats. 1452 01:14:18,261 --> 01:14:19,905 I'll be right back. 1453 01:14:23,266 --> 01:14:26,306 Cliff, I thought about what you said 1454 01:14:26,316 --> 01:14:29,372 and I do want to spend my life with you. 1455 01:14:35,654 --> 01:14:38,547 Let's start the year off together. 1456 01:14:42,369 --> 01:14:44,819 ♪ When I was the age of three ♪ 1457 01:14:44,829 --> 01:14:49,033 ♪ My dear mother had a little talk with me ♪ 1458 01:14:49,043 --> 01:14:53,771 ♪ She said, "A woman can be a contrary little thing ♪ 1459 01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:58,510 ♪ But, son, she'll mean the whole world to a man ♪ 1460 01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:03,682 ♪ Don't you know a man needs a woman? ♪ 1461 01:15:03,692 --> 01:15:08,062 ♪ No, a man got to have a woman ♪ 1462 01:15:08,072 --> 01:15:15,835 ♪ To carry on ♪ 1463 01:15:17,529 --> 01:15:22,237 ♪ Just like a boxer needs gloves ♪ 1464 01:15:22,247 --> 01:15:27,056 ♪ Just like me, I need a little love ♪ 1465 01:15:27,066 --> 01:15:31,876 ♪ Like a soldier needs a gun..." ♪ 1466 01:15:31,886 --> 01:15:34,562 Happy New Year! 1467 01:15:37,757 --> 01:15:41,594 ♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪ 1468 01:15:41,604 --> 01:15:46,615 ♪ And never brought to mind? ♪ 1469 01:15:47,934 --> 01:15:54,149 ♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪ 1470 01:15:54,159 --> 01:16:00,530 ♪ And days of auld lang syne ♪ 1471 01:16:00,540 --> 01:16:06,911 ♪ For auld lang syne, my dear ♪ 1472 01:16:06,921 --> 01:16:12,282 ♪ For auld lang syne ♪ 1473 01:16:12,292 --> 01:16:19,049 ♪ We'll take a cup of kindness yet ♪ 1474 01:16:19,059 --> 01:16:24,862 ♪ For auld lang syne. ♪ 1475 01:16:34,564 --> 01:16:36,973 - Oh, it's so hot. - I know. 1476 01:16:36,983 --> 01:16:41,237 - All these people. - I know, just think of something else. 1477 01:16:41,247 --> 01:16:42,738 Excuse me, sorry. 1478 01:16:42,748 --> 01:16:44,230 Look, Mia Farrow. 1479 01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:45,674 Right there, Mia Farrow. 1480 01:16:45,684 --> 01:16:46,876 Cliff, I'm not stupid. 1481 01:16:46,886 --> 01:16:48,186 I know who Mia Farrow is. 1482 01:16:48,196 --> 01:16:49,486 That's not Mia Farrow. 1483 01:16:49,496 --> 01:16:51,539 No, I know. It's a game, honey. 1484 01:16:51,549 --> 01:16:53,974 - Excuse me. - I'm sorry. 1485 01:16:59,214 --> 01:17:01,732 Excuse me. 1486 01:17:09,974 --> 01:17:11,575 Oh, hello. 1487 01:17:15,688 --> 01:17:17,722 - I hate coach. - Son, please. 1488 01:17:17,732 --> 01:17:19,458 I know, I've given the flight attendant my credit card. 1489 01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:21,195 - She's checking on the first class. - Mr. Godfrey? 1490 01:17:21,205 --> 01:17:22,487 Will you please stop that, young man? 1491 01:17:22,497 --> 01:17:23,780 - Yes. - There are seats available. 1492 01:17:23,790 --> 01:17:24,979 Oh, wonderful, thank you. 1493 01:17:24,989 --> 01:17:28,451 But your credit card will only cover one upgrade. 1494 01:17:28,461 --> 01:17:31,413 Oh, well, thank you anyway. 1495 01:17:31,423 --> 01:17:33,352 Where are you going? 1496 01:17:33,362 --> 01:17:35,281 First class, silly. 1497 01:17:35,291 --> 01:17:38,493 It's okay, I'll just be nearby. 1498 01:17:38,503 --> 01:17:42,081 I'll bring you back some free stuff. 1499 01:17:42,091 --> 01:17:45,276 Remember what I said about the Mile High Club? 1500 01:17:48,513 --> 01:17:54,102 Ladies and gentlemen, this is American Airlines flight 861, 1501 01:17:54,112 --> 01:17:56,719 nonstop service to Chicago. 1502 01:17:56,729 --> 01:17:59,098 If this is not your destination, 1503 01:17:59,108 --> 01:18:01,683 now would be a good time to leave the plane. 1504 01:18:01,693 --> 01:18:06,005 Flight attendants, cross-check and prepare for departure. 1505 01:18:17,876 --> 01:18:21,187 Here you go. And one for you. 1506 01:18:22,464 --> 01:18:25,133 Can I get you anything? 1507 01:18:25,143 --> 01:18:27,083 Um, excuse me. 1508 01:18:27,093 --> 01:18:30,097 Do you know where the gentleman who was sitting there is? 1509 01:18:30,107 --> 01:18:32,698 Why, yes. He got off at the airport. 1510 01:18:35,144 --> 01:18:37,078 Just been dumped, huh? 1511 01:18:37,088 --> 01:18:39,038 Me, too. It's a bitch. 1512 01:18:40,190 --> 01:18:42,390 You know, nursing a broken heart 1513 01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:45,069 is something I highly recommend doing in pairs. 1514 01:18:45,079 --> 01:18:48,313 I can't believe he left me. 1515 01:18:48,323 --> 01:18:52,827 Say, those are some very nice earrings you have on. 1516 01:18:52,837 --> 01:18:54,402 Yeah. 1517 01:18:54,412 --> 01:18:56,738 I'm into precious gems. 1518 01:18:56,748 --> 01:19:01,295 It's what I do. Diamonds, mostly. 1519 01:19:01,305 --> 01:19:04,688 - Diamonds? - Yeah. 1520 01:19:06,508 --> 01:19:08,275 Excuse me. 1521 01:19:08,285 --> 01:19:10,053 Certainly. 1522 01:19:10,063 --> 01:19:11,320 Ahem. 1523 01:19:13,723 --> 01:19:16,434 You know, my friends call me Scooter. 1524 01:19:16,444 --> 01:19:19,093 - Scooter? - Yeah. 1525 01:19:19,103 --> 01:19:21,315 It's a funny story how I got the name. 1526 01:19:21,325 --> 01:19:23,264 I used to have one. 1527 01:19:23,274 --> 01:19:25,058 Tell me about the diamonds again. 1528 01:19:25,068 --> 01:19:27,753 Well, you know, they come in many shapes. 1529 01:19:33,326 --> 01:19:35,010 Clare? 1530 01:19:36,955 --> 01:19:38,363 Clare? 1531 01:19:38,373 --> 01:19:40,474 Clare, I know you're in there. 1532 01:19:40,484 --> 01:19:42,601 Please... please open the door. 1533 01:19:44,862 --> 01:19:46,205 Look, what can I say? 1534 01:19:46,215 --> 01:19:50,276 I'm sorry about last night. Because I am. 1535 01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:54,348 I have no excuses. I deserve whatever I get. 1536 01:19:54,358 --> 01:19:55,932 Amanda and I, we split up. 1537 01:19:55,942 --> 01:19:57,934 I know you've heard it before, 1538 01:19:57,944 --> 01:19:59,926 but this time I left her for good. 1539 01:19:59,936 --> 01:20:01,854 I mean, she's on a plane back to Chicago now. 1540 01:20:01,864 --> 01:20:05,056 I had to come back. Clare... 1541 01:20:05,066 --> 01:20:08,560 I just wanted a chance. Please, I... 1542 01:20:08,570 --> 01:20:11,197 I want us to be together. Just try, please. 1543 01:20:11,207 --> 01:20:13,341 Open the door, please. 1544 01:20:23,210 --> 01:20:24,669 The woman who stays in the room, where is she? 1545 01:20:24,679 --> 01:20:26,687 She checked out. 1546 01:20:32,135 --> 01:20:33,777 Are you okay? 1547 01:20:33,787 --> 01:20:35,420 Yeah, thanks. 1548 01:20:35,430 --> 01:20:38,089 You'll be all right. 1549 01:20:38,099 --> 01:20:43,397 ♪ You were the best thing ♪ 1550 01:20:43,407 --> 01:20:49,058 ♪ I ever could find ♪ 1551 01:20:49,068 --> 01:20:53,714 ♪ Why couldn't I see it? ♪ 1552 01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:58,386 ♪ I must have been blind ♪ 1553 01:21:00,788 --> 01:21:06,210 ♪ I brought you heartbreak ♪ 1554 01:21:06,220 --> 01:21:11,956 ♪ I caused you pain ♪ 1555 01:21:11,966 --> 01:21:17,347 ♪ And now that I've lost you ♪ 1556 01:21:17,357 --> 01:21:20,558 ♪ I'm going insane... ♪ 1557 01:21:20,568 --> 01:21:23,760 May I see your tickets? 1558 01:21:23,770 --> 01:21:25,980 I'll just check on those accommodations. 1559 01:21:25,990 --> 01:21:27,847 Excuse me, is Clare working today? 1560 01:21:27,857 --> 01:21:29,776 I'm sorry, she's not working here anymore. 1561 01:21:29,786 --> 01:21:32,060 - What? - Let me get you a brochure. 1562 01:21:32,070 --> 01:21:34,447 I see, well, is there any way that I could get in touch with her? 1563 01:21:34,457 --> 01:21:37,398 - I wouldn't know. - Just a telephone number, an address, 1564 01:21:37,408 --> 01:21:40,078 anything like that would be a great help, if you could, please. 1565 01:21:40,088 --> 01:21:42,236 We don't have that kind of information here. 1566 01:21:42,246 --> 01:21:44,697 - I see. - And even if I did, I couldn't give it to you. 1567 01:21:44,707 --> 01:21:47,168 Yes, I understand, but I tried... she's not listed in the phone book. 1568 01:21:47,178 --> 01:21:49,369 Any help that you could give me, 1569 01:21:49,379 --> 01:21:50,922 - I would really appreciate it, please? - Look, I'm sorry, I can't- 1570 01:21:50,932 --> 01:21:52,622 I need to get in touch with her. 1571 01:21:52,632 --> 01:21:54,342 I'm sorry to be rude, but please, can you please help me? 1572 01:21:54,352 --> 01:21:56,470 There's really nothing I can do. 1573 01:21:56,480 --> 01:21:58,472 Let me check those flights. 1574 01:21:58,482 --> 01:21:59,379 Here's my card. 1575 01:21:59,389 --> 01:22:02,725 If anything changes, Cliff Godfrey, okay? 1576 01:22:02,735 --> 01:22:04,550 Hey, buddy. Welcome home. 1577 01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:06,928 Sorry I didn't get right back to you last night, 1578 01:22:06,938 --> 01:22:09,722 - but we had the tradition of taking down the tree... - It's all right. 1579 01:22:09,732 --> 01:22:12,068 - It's all right, Marty. - ...and if Rhonda doesn't break at least one ornament, 1580 01:22:12,078 --> 01:22:14,253 - she's not happy. - Marty! 1581 01:22:15,446 --> 01:22:16,979 Sorry. 1582 01:22:16,989 --> 01:22:18,282 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 1583 01:22:18,292 --> 01:22:21,025 Doesn't matter. 1584 01:22:21,035 --> 01:22:23,162 All my life, I'm waiting for the right girl to come along 1585 01:22:23,172 --> 01:22:25,457 and when she finally does, I don't even notice her. 1586 01:22:25,467 --> 01:22:28,626 Then I notice her and I screw her over. 1587 01:22:28,636 --> 01:22:31,812 For what? A walking magazine cover. 1588 01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:34,924 I'm a complete loser, Marty. 1589 01:22:34,934 --> 01:22:36,333 Well, you... 1590 01:22:36,343 --> 01:22:39,362 you'll get no argument from me there. 1591 01:22:42,348 --> 01:22:43,840 So what? 1592 01:22:43,850 --> 01:22:46,008 So what? Maybe... 1593 01:22:46,018 --> 01:22:47,719 maybe you do, you know, do this thing. 1594 01:22:47,729 --> 01:22:50,106 You're this guy. You get to date the magazine covers. 1595 01:22:50,116 --> 01:22:51,649 You do it for 20 or 30 years, so what? 1596 01:22:51,659 --> 01:22:54,100 I mean, that's a great thing. 1597 01:22:54,110 --> 01:22:55,653 You know, you date them and then you get old 1598 01:22:55,663 --> 01:22:58,406 and then you... don't. 1599 01:22:58,416 --> 01:23:01,149 So what? 1600 01:23:01,159 --> 01:23:03,151 What am I gonna do, buddy? 1601 01:23:03,161 --> 01:23:05,372 Mr. Godfrey, call on line two. 1602 01:23:05,382 --> 01:23:06,404 It's Lisa. 1603 01:23:06,414 --> 01:23:08,207 Would you take a message, please, Maria? Thank you. 1604 01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:09,824 Lisa? Now who's Lisa? 1605 01:23:09,834 --> 01:23:11,919 Mr. Godfrey, the woman says it's important. 1606 01:23:11,929 --> 01:23:15,214 She's calling from Sunray Tours. 1607 01:23:15,224 --> 01:23:16,441 Hello? 1608 01:23:19,594 --> 01:23:22,138 How come you didn't have to dress up? 1609 01:23:22,148 --> 01:23:23,337 Yeah? 1610 01:23:23,347 --> 01:23:25,256 All right, turn around. 1611 01:23:25,266 --> 01:23:28,478 You all look great. You come over here and switch places. 1612 01:23:28,488 --> 01:23:29,927 That's better. 1613 01:23:29,937 --> 01:23:31,872 Are you hot in that thing? 1614 01:23:33,274 --> 01:23:35,375 All right, you look really good. 1615 01:23:36,986 --> 01:23:39,145 You just need one thing. 1616 01:23:39,155 --> 01:23:40,881 Good morning, Target shoppers. 1617 01:23:40,891 --> 01:23:42,617 Don't forget, for the next 15 minutes, 1618 01:23:42,627 --> 01:23:44,066 there's a bull's-eye special... 1619 01:23:44,076 --> 01:23:45,745 Come on, lady. I got football practice. 1620 01:23:45,755 --> 01:23:47,528 Me, too. 1621 01:23:47,538 --> 01:23:51,543 Hey, Larry, come on. Stop moving there, will ya? 1622 01:23:51,553 --> 01:23:52,418 Dad. 1623 01:23:52,428 --> 01:23:54,411 Whoa. 1624 01:23:54,421 --> 01:23:56,423 Mom, Larry gave me a wedgie. 1625 01:23:56,433 --> 01:23:57,538 I did not. 1626 01:23:57,548 --> 01:23:58,966 All right, you guys. Knock it off. 1627 01:23:58,976 --> 01:24:00,417 I mean it this time. 1628 01:24:00,427 --> 01:24:02,903 Nobody moves a muscle, you got that? 1629 01:24:02,913 --> 01:24:05,389 Shut up, you little rug rats, and smile. 1630 01:24:05,399 --> 01:24:07,574 Or else no TV. 1631 01:24:09,352 --> 01:24:10,978 Good morning, Target shoppers. 1632 01:24:10,988 --> 01:24:12,625 Don't forget, our after Christmas sale 1633 01:24:12,635 --> 01:24:14,263 will be extended throughout February, 1634 01:24:14,273 --> 01:24:16,400 and please disregard the rest of this announcement 1635 01:24:16,410 --> 01:24:18,069 as it does not pertain to you. 1636 01:24:18,079 --> 01:24:21,438 Clare, it's me, Cliff. 1637 01:24:21,448 --> 01:24:23,241 Look, I know you don't want to hear anything I have to say, 1638 01:24:23,251 --> 01:24:25,733 but I'm gonna say it anyway. 1639 01:24:25,743 --> 01:24:27,636 I don't know how to apologize enough 1640 01:24:27,646 --> 01:24:31,173 for what happened the other night. 1641 01:24:31,183 --> 01:24:34,710 I have no excuses. I am an idiot, I... 1642 01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:36,577 attention, Target shoppers, 1643 01:24:36,587 --> 01:24:40,842 there is a bull's-eye special sale on tube socks 1644 01:24:40,852 --> 01:24:42,459 in aisle three. 1645 01:24:42,469 --> 01:24:45,555 Um, Clare, I just didn't know what I wanted... 1646 01:24:45,565 --> 01:24:48,381 Hey! Hey! You! 1647 01:24:48,391 --> 01:24:52,019 I didn't know what I wanted, but now I do, 1648 01:24:52,029 --> 01:24:55,189 and it's... it's you. It's only you. 1649 01:24:55,199 --> 01:24:57,181 You've gotta believe me. 1650 01:24:57,191 --> 01:25:00,519 - That is so beautiful. - It's stupid. 1651 01:25:00,529 --> 01:25:02,989 Clare, I could spend all day apologizing on this ridiculous thing... 1652 01:25:02,999 --> 01:25:04,481 Hey, wise guy! 1653 01:25:04,491 --> 01:25:07,358 I'm sorry, I am, but I am being chased around 1654 01:25:07,368 --> 01:25:08,927 by this angry security guard and I just want you to know... 1655 01:25:10,413 --> 01:25:15,241 Hey! 1656 01:25:15,251 --> 01:25:17,587 Why don't you ever talk to me like that? 1657 01:25:17,597 --> 01:25:19,897 I don't have a loudspeaker. 1658 01:25:21,382 --> 01:25:23,025 Clare! 1659 01:25:25,386 --> 01:25:27,555 - Good luck, Clare! - Cliff? 1660 01:25:27,565 --> 01:25:28,806 Clare? 1661 01:25:28,816 --> 01:25:30,631 Cliff? 1662 01:25:30,641 --> 01:25:32,509 But I want Clare! Clare! 1663 01:25:32,519 --> 01:25:34,302 I don't know why. I mean... Clare! 1664 01:25:34,312 --> 01:25:36,314 Okay, I know him. He's a friend of mine. 1665 01:25:36,324 --> 01:25:37,346 That's right. 1666 01:25:37,356 --> 01:25:38,581 You actually know this guy? 1667 01:25:38,591 --> 01:25:39,817 - Yes, yes. - Yeah, pal. 1668 01:25:39,827 --> 01:25:41,058 I'll do this, okay? 1669 01:25:41,068 --> 01:25:42,562 He broke the manager's microphone. 1670 01:25:42,572 --> 01:25:43,438 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1671 01:25:43,448 --> 01:25:45,823 I'll take full responsibility for it, really. 1672 01:25:45,833 --> 01:25:47,575 - I'm sorry. - All right, all right. 1673 01:25:47,585 --> 01:25:48,910 Just don't let it happen again. 1674 01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:50,651 - He won't. - All right. 1675 01:25:50,661 --> 01:25:54,666 Look, Clare, I've got to tell you something. 1676 01:25:54,676 --> 01:25:56,642 I don't want to hear it. 1677 01:25:59,588 --> 01:26:00,959 Clare! 1678 01:26:00,969 --> 01:26:02,330 I just... 1679 01:26:02,340 --> 01:26:05,275 I just need to you to know that I love you. 1680 01:26:05,285 --> 01:26:08,220 Uh, testing, one, two. 1681 01:26:08,230 --> 01:26:09,931 I'm sorry, did you say something? 1682 01:26:09,941 --> 01:26:12,089 I said I love you! 1683 01:26:12,099 --> 01:26:13,726 Should I turn it off? 1684 01:26:13,736 --> 01:26:15,594 No. 1685 01:26:15,604 --> 01:26:17,980 Sorry, I just couldn't hear you. There's all this noise. 1686 01:26:17,990 --> 01:26:19,347 I said I love you! 1687 01:26:19,357 --> 01:26:22,736 Testing. Hello? 1688 01:26:22,746 --> 01:26:24,310 I love you, too. 1689 01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:29,576 ♪ Don't you know a man needs a woman ♪ 1690 01:26:29,586 --> 01:26:33,913 ♪ No, a man got to have a woman ♪ 1691 01:26:33,923 --> 01:26:36,686 ♪ To carry on ♪ 1692 01:26:36,696 --> 01:26:42,579 ♪ To carry on ♪ 1693 01:26:42,589 --> 01:26:47,234 ♪ Just like a boxer needs gloves ♪ 1694 01:26:47,244 --> 01:26:51,889 ♪ Just like me, I need a little love ♪ 1695 01:26:51,899 --> 01:26:53,923 ♪ Like a soldier... ♪ 1696 01:26:53,933 --> 01:26:56,201 Guess we gotta come back next week. 1697 01:26:57,603 --> 01:26:59,287 Oh, shut up. 1698 01:27:02,692 --> 01:27:04,793 ♪ Riding high ♪ 1699 01:27:04,803 --> 01:27:06,894 ♪ On the news ♪ 1700 01:27:06,904 --> 01:27:10,298 ♪ No more yesterday blues ♪ 1701 01:27:10,308 --> 01:27:13,606 ♪ I can lose them all ♪ 1702 01:27:13,616 --> 01:27:16,930 ♪ All I need is you ♪ 1703 01:27:19,166 --> 01:27:21,914 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 1704 01:27:21,924 --> 01:27:24,662 ♪ You were there ♪ 1705 01:27:24,672 --> 01:27:28,426 ♪ No more unanswered prayers ♪ 1706 01:27:28,436 --> 01:27:31,199 ♪ I can change them all ♪ 1707 01:27:31,209 --> 01:27:33,989 ♪ And all I need is you ♪ 1708 01:27:36,934 --> 01:27:41,538 ♪ Only you ♪ 1709 01:27:41,548 --> 01:27:46,142 ♪ Only, only ♪ 1710 01:27:46,152 --> 01:27:48,315 ♪ Just the thought that you are near ♪ 1711 01:27:48,325 --> 01:27:50,479 ♪ All the heartbreak disappeared ♪ 1712 01:27:50,489 --> 01:27:53,701 ♪ Nothing fills me up quite like you do ♪ 1713 01:27:53,711 --> 01:27:56,970 ♪ Only you. ♪ 1714 01:27:56,980 --> 01:27:59,980 :: Ripped by ferneiva :: 122463