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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Bugs, we're excited
to have you as
a camp counselor
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here at Lake Funside
Summer Camp.
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I always loved going
to summer camp,
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so I'm really looking
forward to being
a counselor.
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CECIL: Yup, me too.
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Cecil.
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Oh, good,
you two know each other.
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What's he doing here?
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Same thing as you,
going through camp
counselor training.
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How about that, Bugs?
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We're going to be
training together.
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You can't be serious about
having Cecil work here.
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Does it look like
I'm joking?
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(BUZZING)
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Now, I'm gonna be running
you two through a series
of activities
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that you'll be leading
your campers through
this summer.
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Oh, sort of like
a competition.
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No, more like training.
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Oh, it's on Cecil.
I'm gonna beat you
during this here competion.
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Okay, it's not
a competition. It's a...
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-May the best turtle win.
-You mean, best rabbit.
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Okay, I'm just gonna let
you two blather on.
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Meet me down
at the fire pit
in five minutes.
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One of the cornerstones
of a great summer camp
is mastering
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the art of making
s'mores.
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Ah, you don't have
to tell me, I know
how to make s'mores.
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I'm a s'mores master.
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And I'm a s'mores guru.
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A turtle like me
needs something more
substantial to eat.
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Yeah, you know,
I'm getting a little
hungry myself.
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Guys, let's just keep it
at marshmallows
and chocolates.
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I like mine with
a little bit more
meat on it
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I like mine
a little more sweet.
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Not as sweet
as mine.
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(BEE BUZZING)
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You need to step up
your sweet game, Bugs.
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BOTH: Bees!
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Too bad, so sad, Cecil.
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You're gonna get stung.
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(LAUGHS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GRUNTING)
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Slow and steady,
right, Bugs?
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(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
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(GASPS) Uh-oh.
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-(THWACK)
-Whoa!
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(GASPS)
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I got in the water, first.
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So, as you know,
the campers love
making arts and crafts.
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We've got all the usual
supplies, ice cream sticks,
glue, glitter.
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Check it out, I've made
a little home.
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That's great, now,
the campers...
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That's a cute little
stick house, but they say
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a man's home
is his castle.
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So why not really
make it one?
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Well, I've decided it'd be
better to build a home
you could actually sit in.
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Ta-da! (GASPS)
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Super ta-da!
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Oh, yeah? Well, mine's
gonna have a hot tub.
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Then mine will too.
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Sorry, gentlemen,
but we're all out
of ice cream sticks.
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You two dunderheads
used them all up.
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Well, a good camp
counselor knows how
to improvise.
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Exactamundo, I'll use
the sand to make
a hot tub.
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Me too.
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Huh?
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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(GROANS)
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(GROANS)
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Ooh...
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You two know that
when you add warm water
to sand,
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you get quick sand, right?
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BOTH: Quicksand?
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Pull me out, Bugs.
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-(GRUNTS)
-You pull me out, Cecil.
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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(SIGHS)
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Looks like the campers
will be making wallets
this year.
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All Lake Funside Campers
love fishing, swimming
and water skiing.
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Hoo-wee! That's
top notch fun right there.
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We're gonna go over
some rules and regulations.
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Last one to swim
to the bowie
is a rotten egg.
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-(SPLASHES)
-No fair.
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You got a head start.
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Huh?
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So long, Captain Hook.
(CACKLES)
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Cheaters never win.
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Judo chop!
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I may be slow on land,
but I'm faster than
a torpedo in the water.
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-What the?
-See you.
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Wouldn't wanna be ya.
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(LAUGHS)
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The look on his face,
huh?
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Ski ya later, buddy.
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(LAUGHS)
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Not so fast.
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-Cecil.
-Is a better skier
than you.
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Oh, yeah? Try skiing
on one ski.
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How about no skis?
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All ears.
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Shell first.
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I dare you to try
to splash belly face flop.
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That move
is for tadpoles.
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How about the split fit
rump rocker?
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(WHOOPS)
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Top this.
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I can't hear you
over my pyramid
of water skiing turtles.
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Hey, you two realize
that no one is driving
your boats, right?
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BOTH: Huh?
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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Welcome to
Lake Funside, campers.
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Uh, is this supposed
to be on fire?
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What the?
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You two turned
my summer camp
into a bummer camp.
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Since you love competion
so much,
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let's see which one
can rebuild this place
faster.
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Leave it to me, I'm gonna
give this place
a lake over.
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Nothing wrong with
a little camp-petion.
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At least
they're hammering out
their differences.
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(SNIFFS) Ah,
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what a wonderful day
in perfect suburbia.
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My lawn is perfectly green
and manicured.
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My tree is perfectly
trim and tall
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and my perfect little
lawn gnome is set upon
my perfect little garden.
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Oh, I love you,
little lawn gnome.
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Huh? What's this?
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Oh, no, the paint
is peeling off
my perfect walls.
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-(BEEPING)
-Hello,
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is this
a house painting service?
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-(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
-I need my house painted
right--
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Somebody called
for a painter?
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I did.
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Sorry about that, mister,
I guess I got a little
overly excited.
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We don't usually
get customers.
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-What?
-Ah, I mean,
we'll paint your house.
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And all this is gonna
cost you is a couple
of gallons of milk
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-and tuna fish.
-Wow.
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You're cheap.
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So's my cleaning bill.
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'Cause I lick myself.
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Ugh, TMI.
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Well, okay, you're hired,
now I have a few errands
to run,
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so I'll be back
in a few hours.
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Perfect, and don't worry,
I have a professional crew
on the job.
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Hey, boss,
check it out.
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I'm a tiger
and Claude is a leopard.
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We're wild beasts.
Tee-hee.
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If you two don't stop
screwing around,
you're going to be extinct!
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Now, grab those supplies
and follow me.
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Yeesh, somebody got up
on the wrong side
of the trash can.
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We need to make sure
we don't make a mess,
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so put a tarp
on everything.
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You got it.
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Now that I think about it,
it's gonna be hard to paint
with these tarps
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on our heads.
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I meant, put the tarp
on the ground
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and put a coat
of paint on this wall.
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I thought coats
were made out of wool,
not paint.
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If you're not careful,
I'll turn you into a coat.
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Now, take this paint bucket
and ladder and get started
on the second floor.
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-Hey, Claude.
-(GRUNTS)
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Don't forget
your brush.
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-(GRUNTS)
-Claude.
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Or your tray
and roller.
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-Claude--
-He's got everything
he needs.
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Whew. (GRUNTS)
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Oh, good, he didn't
forget his water bottle.
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Gotta stay hydrated,
right, boss?
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Yeah.
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Now the key to painting
a house is to go
in one direction.
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Up and down,
up and down.
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Side to side.
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Side to side.
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No, up and down.
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Side to side?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Up and down.
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Up and down,
up and down.
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(GRUNTS) Hey!
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Who turned off
the lights?
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Ooh, yeah,
up and down.
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Up and down,
hee-hee.
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Up and down,
up and down.
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Up and down.
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Um... up and down.
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Hee-hee.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Hey, Claude,
what are you beating on?
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(GASPS) Hey, a skunk!
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Let me help,
let me help,
let me help.
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(GRUNTS)
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I'm not a skunk!
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I'm your boss!
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You can't fool us!
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Throw some water on him
to wash the stink away.
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Hey, boss, be careful,
there's a skunk around here.
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Since you nitwits
have already put us
behind on this job.
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We're gonna have to paint
the entire house all at once.
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The heat guns will melt off
the old paint,
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the paint scrapers
will scrape it off
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and the roller will put
a paint on the house.
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Oh, why don't we just
hire someone to paint this?
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You push the scaffold,
while Claude and I
stand on top
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and load fresh paint
on to the roller.
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The heat melts the paint,
the scraper scrapes it off.
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Then, the roller puts
the new paint on.
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(HUMMING)
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Hey, what's going on
down there?
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I'm just making up
a little song.
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Just keep pushing
the scaffold!
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Jeez, I'm just
trying to...
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00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:07,007
(GASPS) Wow!
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00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,344
Hey, little birdie,
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00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:11,910
I sure would like
to eat you.
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Come here, little birdie.
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(GIGGLES) Come here,
little birdie.
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Woo-hoo!
Come on, come here.
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(YELPS) Slow down.
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Beat, you got
the heat gun too close
to the tree.
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It'll make the tree...
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Burst into flames.
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Ah, don't worry,
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I'll chop it down,
so it'll land on the rug.
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Whoopsy-daisy.
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(WHISTLING)
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What have you done
to my beautiful house?
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At least you won't have
to worry about your paint
peeling anymore.
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(LAUGHS WHIMSICALLY)
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Oh, at least I still have
my lawn gnome.
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I love you, lawn gnome.
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00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:07,374
(WHIMPERS)
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00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:07,804
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