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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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ANNOUNCER:Folks,
we got ourselves a real
grudge match here tonight.
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So far, Angelo the flea
seems to have the upper hand,
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but you can't count out
the Crusher.
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The Crusher goes for
a headlock.
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But Angelo
is too fast and tiny.
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He's got him
in a full nelson.
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Angelo Irish
whips the Crusher
into the ropes.
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He connects
and delivers a powerslam!
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Now Angelo is performing
his signature move,
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The Fleabag Motel.
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One, two, flea!
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-(BELL DINGS)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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ANNOUNCER:
It's all over, folks.
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Your winner
is the mighty mite himself,
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Angelo the flea!
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(CROWD BOOING)
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FIGHT COMMISSIONER:
Look, Angelo, you're clearly
the best wrestler around.
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But let's be honest,
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I'm not giving you
the match against the champ.
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Easy! Easy!
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Look, I'd like to,
but you got to face facts.
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You're way too small.
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The audience
can't even see you.
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If you put on
a few extra feet,
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I would give you
the title shot.
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You figure that out,
then come talk to me.
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(SNORING)
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(ANGELO GRUNTS)
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Huh?
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Huh!
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(LOUD CRASH)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(WHIRRING)
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(GASPS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(GASPS)
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ANNOUNCER:And now
for the main event,
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World Wrestling
Champion Calzone
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has issued an open challenge
to anyone in the arena.
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I am the champ
and this is my zone.
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My Calzone.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Who feels worthy enough
to challenge the champ?
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Come on, Calamaniacs.
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ANNOUNCER:
We have a challenger,
ladies and gentlemen.
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What is this?
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(CROWD CONTINUES CHEERING)
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You? You think
you're worthy enough
to take on me,
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the greatest champion
of all time?
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Uh-uh.
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(GRUNTS)
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Whoa, now you have done it.
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It is on!
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-(GRUNTS)
-(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
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Ooh!
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Why you... (GROANS)
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Huh?
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUMBLES)
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Enough with the punching.
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ANNOUNCER:The champ
chases the challenger.
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(GROANS) Ooh!
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ANNOUNCER:Oh, boy.
Cal looks really mad.
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(CAL SCREAMS)
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ANNOUNCER:Ooh!
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It appears the champ
is getting a lot more
than he bargained for.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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ANNOUNCER:These fans have gone dog wild!
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Sweet sassy molassy!
What a dropkick.
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It looks like the challenger
has tried to crawl
out of the ring.
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Boy, what a coward.
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I am the greatest.
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No one beats Cal
in his zone.
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ANNOUNCER:Wait, what's this?
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(LAUGHING)
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ANNOUNCER:Why, the challenger
was rope-a-doping us
the entire time.
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(GROWLS)
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The challenger seems
to have all the momentum.
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Incredible, folks!
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I have never witnessed
a comeback a quick
and effortless as this one.
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Looks like Cal is down
for the count.
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(GROWLS)
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I think
he's gonna take us
to the danger zone.
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The danger Calzone.
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Do you want to
go to the zone?
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Do you want
to go to the zone?
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I cannot hear you.
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CROWD: Zone! Zone!
Zone! Zone!
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(BARKING)
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ANNOUNCER:Oh, my!
That dog's days are over.
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Now, get out of my zone!
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(CHUCKLING)
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ANNOUNCER:One, two, three.
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-(BELL DINGS)
-It's all over.
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We have a new champion!
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This...
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This random dog!
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-MAN: Yay, random dog!
-(LAUGHING)
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-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(CAMERAS FLASHING)
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Well, champ,
you may have won the belt,
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but in the end,
you got fleeced.
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Ah, summertime!
Nothing but swimming,
barbeque...
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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World War One fighter plane?
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I'm Baron Yosemite
Von Sam.
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And I'mma takin'
this here land.
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You can't take this here land.
This is my home.
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Not anymore,
it ain't.
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And if you don't leave it
right now,
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I'll blow you to smithereens.
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You know, I've never
been to smithereens.
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Is that near Tahiti?
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No! It's near
the intersection
of crush and destroy.
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Nah, I don't like
that neighborhood.
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I think I'll stay
where I'm at.
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Then say your prayers,
rabbit.
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Actually I prefer
to sing my prayers.
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♪ I'm gonna lay down
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♪ Lay down my heavy load
Yeah!
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♪ Down by the riverside
Yeah!
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♪ Down by the riverside
Yeah!
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(LAUGHING)
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♪ I'm gonna send this
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♪ Bomb back into the sky
Yeah!
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♪ Bomb back into the sky
Yeah!
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♪ Bomb back into the sky
Yeah!
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Ha ha!
Baron Yosemite Von Sam
has done it...
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(GROANING) again.
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♪ 'Cause I don't want
This dirty war no more
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♪ Ta-da! ♪
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Now, where'd
that rabbit get to?
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Oh, flight attendant,
could I get a refill
on my coffee?
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But I'm flying the plane.
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I bought
a first class ticket.
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Oh, all right.
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Rassum-frassum.
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Thanks.
Now can I get a pillow?
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And a blanket?
And some peanuts?
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And a hot towel?
And a slumber mask?
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What's a slumber mask?
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They look like this.
Here, try it.
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Hey, this is nice.
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Why, I could fall asleep.
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(SNORING)
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Time for me to hit the silk.
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That's pilot lingo
for parachute.
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Geronimo!
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(HORNS HONKING)
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Oh, not now, Ma.
I'm still sleeping.
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Oh, all right.
I'll get up.
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(CLUCKS) Geronimo!
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Whoa!
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(RUMBLING)
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Phew. I'm out of the woods.
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(GROWLING)
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Oh. Slumber mask?
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(SAM SCREAMING)
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Geronimo.
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Air travel can be
a real bear.
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(GRUNTS)
Come back here, rabbit.
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(GROANS)
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Hey, watch where
you're going, Mister.
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(GASPS)
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It's the kaiser!
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(IN GERMAN ACCENT)
Yes, it is I.
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The kaiser,
the head honcho,
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the big cheese,
the top sauerkraut.
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I am here for
a surprise inspection.
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But, I ain't ready for
no surprise inspection.
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Not ready? Dummkopf!
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You should always be ready
for an inspection.
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Now, where is
your airplane?
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Oh, it's right over here,
your kaiser-ness.
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You call this an airplane?
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When I'm lonely
sometimes I call it Becky.
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Silence!
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This plane is piece of junk.
You need a new one.
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Fortunately, I have just
the plane for you.
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We call this plane
the Wienerschnitzel.
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Because it is made entirely
of Wienerschnitzel.
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Seems kind of dangerous.
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Not at all.
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In fact, I say to all my men
when they're off to war,
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safety first.
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I thought you always said,
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"If you don't win the war,
don't bother coming home."
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That's the other thing
I say.
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Now get in your plane!
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Holy schnitzel, I did it!
I'mma flying.
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(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
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I'm going vegan.
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(GROANS)
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You have experienced
the thrill of victory,
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and the agony of defeat.
No matter.
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You have proven yourself
a worthy pilot.
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For your bravery
I must award you some medals.
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Yeah!
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The mallet of honor.
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The prestigious
air conditioner of bravery.
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And let's not forget
the highest honor,
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the jet pack of valor!
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You know, a simple thank you
would be fine.
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Whoa!
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Looks like
Sam's got thrust issues.
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(SCREAMS)
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That's it, rabbit.
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Time for you
to face my monster plane.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, yeah? Well,
I'm not scared of you.
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Because I got
an even better plane.
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The Sopwith Camel.
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(CAMEL GRUNTS)
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Oops! I think I ordered
the wrong camel.
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Oh, well,
this will have to do.
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Rocket camel, go!
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(ROCKET WHISTLES)
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Where did that varmint go?
I can't see him.
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I'm using camel-flage.
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Hey, get off my plane.
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In order to beat you, Sam,
we'll have to wing it.
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(GASPS)
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No! (SCREAMS)
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(GROANING)
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That's the problem with Sam.
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He can never
get over the hump.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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