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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Microscope,
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test tubes, and splitting
atoms in two.
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-(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
-(EXPLOSION)
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It'sViktor,
the Science Swede.
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Because science is fun.
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Hello, children.
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I am Viktor,
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and I know all things
about the science.
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I even have this
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smarty guy bow tie
to prove it.
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Yellow stuff. Purple stuff.
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-VIKTOR: Boom!
-(EXPLOSION)
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Science.
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-(INTENSE MUSIC)
-ALL: Oh, Viktor,
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you're amazing.
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Basking the glory.
That is my science.
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In the great outdoors.
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BUGS: Excuse me, doc.
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But your little science show
is really loud.
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You mind doing it
somewhere else?
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Oh, look children.
A wooden creature.
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He will be
the perfect guinea pig
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for my experiments.
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Guinea pig? What?
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Exactly! To demonstrate
static electricity.
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First, I shuffle my footsies.
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Shu-ffle. Shu-ffle.
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And then I give the bunny
a little shock.
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-(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
-BUGS: Ahhh. Hey!
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-VIKTOR: Shu-ffle, Shu-ffle.
-(BUGS SCREAMING)
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Look here, you!
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-Shu-ffle. Shu-ffle.
-(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
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No more,
"Shu-ffle. Shu-ffle."
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Thank you.
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(ELECTRIC BUZZING)
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BUGS:Ahhh!
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Oh, I'm gonna be
his guinea pig, all right.
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Except Viktor is the one
who is gonna get tested.
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-(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
-(BUG SCREAMS)
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VIKTOR:I could talk
your figure out.
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Will be here, right back.
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In my next experiment,
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we will see if heavier objects
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fall faster
than lighter objects.
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BUGS: You know, doc?
I think I misjudged you.
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-I'll be your guinea pig.
-Oh, goody.
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Now, we can have
all the funzies.
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Now, I will drop this bunny
and this bowling ball.
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And see which one
hits the ground, first.
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Hey, doc. Hang on.
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I see something
on the ground down there.
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I think it's a $20 bill.
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$20?
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That'll buy
a Bonzo Bunsen Burner.
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Uh? Where's the money?
I don't see it.
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It's a little to your left.
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-(BALL IN FREE FALL)
-VIKTOR: Um?
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I still don't see--
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What other objects
can we experiment with?
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Let's see
if this air conditioner
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falls faster
than this feather.
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(VIKTOR GRUNTS)
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BUGS:How about
this fire place
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trade to this blueberry.
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Or this easy chair
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-and this paper clip.
-(VIKTOR STAMMERING)
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Or this car
and this boulder.
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VIKTOR:Ahhh!
BUGS:Or this bus
and this satellite.
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BUGS:Or this whale
and this cargo ship.
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(CRASH)
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If you take away
air resistance,
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objects fall into the earth
at the same speed.
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You've cracked the cord
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and my skull.
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Ahhh!
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VIKTOR:It's time for
one of my periodic breaks.
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Now, we're going to see,
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how far away a magnet
has to be to pull an object
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into it's grasp.
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In this case,
the object is this rabbit.
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Which I've chained
in these irons.
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And this button
turns the magnet on,
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-like so...
-Just a sec, doc.
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I got an itch on my nose.
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Could you scratch it for me?
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Ugh, fine.
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-Is it here?
-Just a little lower.
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BUGS: Higher.
VIKTOR: How about here?
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BUGS:Just a little
to the left. Ah.
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There you go. Perfect.
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Isaac Newton!
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So, I just push
this button, uh?
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-(VIKTOR GRUNTS)
-Wow.
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Let's see if they can work
from 10 feet.
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-(THUD)
-(VIKTOR GRUNTS)
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BUGS: 20 feet.
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50 feet.
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(MACHINE WHIRLING)
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You've got
quite a magnetic personality.
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(IN SWEDISH ACCENT)
Don't let the bunny
get you down, Viktor.
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We are learning
so much from you, Bugs.
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VIKTOR:Stand by,
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I'm just calculating
my next move.
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Now, we are going to explore,
force versus mass.
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Using this wind turbine
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and this little bunny.
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Behold, the magic of science!
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VIKTOR: Uh? (GRUNTING)
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Psst, I'm gripping the floor
with my toes.
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(GIGGLING)
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I don't understand.
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What is wrong
with this machine?
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Gee, doc, I don't know.
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Maybe you should try it.
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All right. I will.
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Start it up when I say so.
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Turn it on.
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(SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
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Turn it off, Rabbit.
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Get me--
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(GASPING, GRUNTING)
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BUGS:Hang on, Viktor.
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I'm gonna see how much stuff
this wind turbine can support.
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(SCREAMING)
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Avogadro's number.
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This experiment really worked.
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Now, we're all floating.
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ALL: Way to go, Bugs!
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Ugh, I'm turning
this experiment off.
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Oh, I don't think
that would be a good idea.
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Holy strudel...
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Out of my way, Bunny!
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Ugh. Uh-huh!
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Now, let's see
how you like it, Bunny.
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When the need force rule
in reverse.
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(TURBINE POWERING DOWN)
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(EVIL LAUGHTER)
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What the...?
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(SHOUTING)
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(CRASHING)
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The experiment
really blew me away.
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(VIKTOR SCREAMING)
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You're supposed
to be the guinea pig.
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Not me!
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Shu-ffle, Shu-ffle,
shoe full!
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Okinawa! (SCREAMING)
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That's the thing about
science experiments,
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the results can be shocking.
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The science is fun.
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-(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
-(VIKTOR GRUNTNG)
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(SIGHS)
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WATKINS:It was
the middle of winter.
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Dorlock Holmes and I,
had just wrapped up a case
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of international intrigue.
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We were (STUTTERING)
traveling on the
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Great Disorient Express.
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(STUTTERING)Dorlock,
had been working non-stop.
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He was exhausted
and getting disagreeable.
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-(SPLASHES)
-DORLOCK:Watkins,
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I can't believe you used
all the bread
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for your sandwich.
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How can I finish
my Dorlock double stacker,
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if you hogged all the bread?
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But I only used two slices.
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Those two slices
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are what makes it
a double stacker.
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You know what?
It's close enough.
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I better eat this
before I start to get cranky.
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Watkins,
this is gonna get messy.
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Turn off the lights.
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DORLOCK:Nice work, Watkins.
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WATKINS:We're in a tunnel.
DORLOCK:Oh, really?
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-DORLOCK:How long is it?
-(TUNNEL PASSES)
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(STAMMERING)
About that long.
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(GRANNY SCREAMING)
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Dorlock, come quick!
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There's been a crime
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or something
in the ding car, all right?
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A crime, you say?
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A sandwich can wait.
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Come, Watkins.
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And thus,
Dorlock was on the case.
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(SIGHS)
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Okay, people.
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I don't even know
the crime, yet.
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But everyone here a suspect.
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So, what happened here?
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-Was it murder?
-No.
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-Was it blackmail?
-No.
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Was it arson?
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How would I know?
I was with you.
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Someone stole my salad.
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You are telling me,
you are screaming
over a missing salad?
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I was the one who screamed.
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-That, was you?
-Yes, I was frightened.
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Wow. You scream
like a grandma.
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That's not how
a grandma screams.
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FOGHORN: My grandma screams
like this,
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-Ahhh!
-Oh, yeah?
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My granny screams like this,
Ahhh!
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No, no, grandma's
scream like this,
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(SCREAMING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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-Enough!
-(SCREAMING STOPS)
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All right. First thing to do
is seal off this room.
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(SEALS BARKING)
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There, the room is sealed.
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No one gets in or out.
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Uh, I have to go the bathroom.
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-(SEAL GROANING)
-I'll hold it.
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Now, someone stole
Granny's salad.
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-And I think it was Granny.
-What?
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Oh, I know your type.
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You thought
if the first salad
went missing,
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they'd have to give you
a second one, free.
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In fact,
I bet you're sitting on it.
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-Right now!
-ooh!
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DORLOCK: Hmm.
GRANNY: Oh?
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It's gotta be in there,
somewhere.
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-GRANNY:Oh, my.
-(COINS JINGLING)
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-(GRANNY STRUGGLING)
-(CATS MEOWING)
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Oh, I guess, we can cross you
off the list.
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Here's your lotion.
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I get scabby elbows, too.
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Okay, if it wasn't
the old lady,
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then it was baldy.
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Why would I take her salad
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when I have
my mozzarella sticks?
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Maybe you can't stand
to see someone eating healthy.
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Now, where is it?
Where is the salad?
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Is it in your shirt?
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Is it in your pants?
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Is it in your...
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It's not in your underwear,
is it?
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-No!
-Whew.
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Okay, I'll take your word
for it.
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Hmm. It wasn't blue hair
and it wasn't no hair.
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Then it must've been...
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DORLOCK:That chicken!
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I say, I say,
I'm a rooster, son.
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A rooster? You look
more like a salad thief.
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In fact,
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I bet there is lettuce
in your teeth, right now.
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Corn, corn, corn.
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There is nothing here by corn.
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It's 'cause I'm eating
corn chowder, here.
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Hmm?
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And no doubt underneath it
is a salad!
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Are you are say you, sir,
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are embarrassing yourself.
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(GASPING)
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00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,168
My chowder's gone!
255
00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:02,139
The thief has struck again.
No food it safe.
256
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,609
-(FOGHORN SCREAMS)
-DORLOCK: And clearly,
257
00:09:03,678 --> 00:09:06,578
the criminal
is still among us.
258
00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:07,976
What about you?
259
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,218
You have been awful quiet.
260
00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:10,793
I think you
might be the thief.
261
00:09:10,852 --> 00:09:13,552
Me? How do we know
it wasn't you?
262
00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,791
You think it was me?
That's ridiculous.
263
00:09:15,857 --> 00:09:18,857
That's preposterous.
I could never--
264
00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:20,455
Or could I?
265
00:09:20,528 --> 00:09:21,998
Yes, it's brilliant.
266
00:09:22,063 --> 00:09:24,633
And it would have taken
a genius of my caliber
267
00:09:24,699 --> 00:09:26,999
to pull of a heist
this complicated.
268
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,437
Where was I,
when the salad vanished?
269
00:09:29,503 --> 00:09:31,373
I was with Watkins,
in the cabin.
270
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,568
It's true. You were with me,
the whole time.
271
00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,081
Even when the lights went out?
272
00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,542
I guess you could have
done it.
273
00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:39,910
You guess? My alibi
is looking shaky, Dorlock!
274
00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,880
All right. I did it.
275
00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:46,589
Flappy, Jojo, take him away.
276
00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:49,094
Oh, no! If I'm going down,
277
00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:50,956
I ain't going alone.
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00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:54,034
My mozzarella sticks.
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00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,064
-(BITES)
-(SCREAMING)
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00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,859
They're gone! Who took them?
281
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,971
GOAT:I did!
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00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,103
I took all the plates.
283
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,839
Ladies and Gentlemen,
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00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,444
we have our thief.
285
00:10:05,506 --> 00:10:07,036
But I gotta ask ya,
286
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,207
why did you do it?
287
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,375
I'm a busboy. It's my job.
288
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,254
So, it was an
elaborate scheme.
289
00:10:12,313 --> 00:10:13,713
You waited for the lights
to go out.
290
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,381
Then lifted the plates
from the tables.
291
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:16,779
-Yeah.
-And there out
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00:10:16,851 --> 00:10:18,421
that you delivered them
to the dishwasher.
293
00:10:18,486 --> 00:10:20,386
-Uh-huh.
-Where the plates are washed
294
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,494
and dried,
so they can be used again.
295
00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:24,456
Yeah, that's how
a dining cart works.
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00:10:24,525 --> 00:10:26,425
So, I suppose
you'd say you were
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00:10:26,494 --> 00:10:28,764
-just following orders?
-Yes!
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00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:31,600
Well, I'm sorry to say,
my dear boy,
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00:10:31,666 --> 00:10:33,166
but the darkest pages
of history
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00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,443
are filled with people
301
00:10:34,502 --> 00:10:36,642
who were just
following orders.
302
00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:39,744
Porter, throw him
off the train.
303
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:42,807
Then you gotta have to clean
your own dishes.
304
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,606
Let him stay.
305
00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:48,619
The case
of the absent appetizers
has be solved.
306
00:10:48,683 --> 00:10:53,493
This calls
for a celebratory sandwich.
307
00:10:53,554 --> 00:10:56,094
Someone stole my sandwich.
Who was it?
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00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,926
It's no mystery. (GULPING)
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00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,532
(HIGH PITCH SCREAMING)
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00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:04,934
Now, that's how you scream
like a grandma.
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00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,528
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