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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)
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Are you sure
this place is great
all-you-can-eat salad bar?
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-Oh yeah.
-Well, I guess
we'll give it a try.
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(GROLWING)
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What do you punks want?
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Table for two, please.
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Oh, by all means.
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Will you boys kindly give
these gentlemen a table?
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The salad bar
might be great, Squeaks,
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but the service is terrible.
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This place is for bikers only.
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Well, Squeaks and I just got
our training wheels off
last week.
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Not bicycles, motorcycles.
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Thunder rockets, hogs.
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Well, I have a friend
named Porky pig,
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I could hitch a piggy back
ride on him.
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This restaurant only serves
the toughest
motorcycle bikers.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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Huh?
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Give us two sweet teas.
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Hold the sweet.
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Who are you guys?
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-You talking to me?
-Yeah.
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-Are you talking to me?
-Yes.
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-Are you talking to me?
-Yes, I'm talking to you.
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Oh, hold on.
It's hard to hear you
with this helmet on.
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This is my restaurant
and I don't know you two.
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I'm Chainsaw,
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and this filthy animal here
is Axehandle.
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(GNAWING)
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Well, we only serve
bikers in here.
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How do I know
you're a couple of
motorcycle riders?
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(BABBLING ANGRILY)
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Easy, Axehandle, easy.
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Of course, we're
motorcycle riders.
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We rode in on that hog
that's blocking the entrance.
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-I got bugs in my teeth
to prove it.
-Ugh!
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Axehandle's also got
bugs in his teeth.
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Get the picture?
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Well, then, a couple of tough
bikers like yourselves
wouldn't have a problem
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riding on Daisy.
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Our mechanical bull.
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No problem. Let's ride.
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-You're on backwards.
-Let's ride.
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Okay.
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Now, let's see how long
you last on Daisy.
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Not bad for a kiddie ride.
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Time to take it up a notch.
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When does it start
to get rough?
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(GROWLING)
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If you really
want a challenge,
try standing up.
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It makes your center
of gravity higher.
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(GRUNTING)
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Giddy up.
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Just because you rode
a mechanical bull
don't mean you're a biker.
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-A biker has to be tough.
-I'm tough as nails.
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I challenge you to
an arm wrestling match.
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You're on.
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One, two... (GRUNTS)
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Hey, you didn't
say three!
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Too bad.
This here's Rhoda's House
and Rhoda's rules.
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By the way, I had an onion and
tuna fish sandwich with a side
of sweatsock for lunch.
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-Pa-pow.
-Oh!
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Oh! Hey, that's cheating.
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Rhoda's Road House
rule number one,
there are no rules.
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-(CLANK)
-(YELLS)
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-I win.
-That doesn't count.
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Rhoda's Road House
rule number one,
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I rule.
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Not so fast!
I'm still not convinced
you're real bikers.
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What more do you want?
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Hot pepper eating contest.
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Game on.
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BOTH: Woo.
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First, the extremely
hot pepper.
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(EXPLOSION)
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Your turn.
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That was nothing.
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Next up, the crazy,
hot ghost pepper.
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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-(EXPLOSION)
-(GROANS)
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My turn.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Is that what qualifies
for ridiculously hot
these days?
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Then what about
the Himalaya fire
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"whatyouthinkingabout"
pepper?
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Not the Himalaya fire
"whatyouthinkingabout"
pepper.
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Nothing happened.
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Yeah. I thought--
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Squeaks!
I mean, Axehandle,
I need milk!
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(GULPING)
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I need milk, too.
Give me that.
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Himalayan fire juice?
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What you thinking about?
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(GROANS)
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One more challenge.
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A real biker can do
all sorts of bike tricks.
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Like this.
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Pow!
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Easy, Axehandle, easy.
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He prefers to call
that bike dancing.
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And now, we're about
to show you the most amazing
bike dancing of all time.
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Hit it, Red.
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Let's square dance, y'all!
Places now.
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Now bow to your corner.
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♪ Two hands up
and round you go
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♪ Break it off a dosey doe
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♪ Licking mama chicken
sticking picking your nose
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♪ Rev your engine
loud as it goes
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(COUGHING)
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♪ The sidecar
is a pretty little thing.
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♪ Take a proper nod
around the ring
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♪ Big tire up
and big tire down
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♪ Make that lady
eat the ground
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♪ Eat the ground,
eat the ground
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♪ Now spin yourself
back around
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♪ Lady spits out dust
and the guys step in
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♪ Back you go
and forward again
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♪ Allemande left,
look over your shoulder
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♪ Then just for fun,
run the lady over
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♪ And skip to the Lou,
my darling
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(GROANS)
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(GROWLS)
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♪ And now you're home
Bow to your corner
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-Rhoda's got a rage.
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
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♪ And bow to your partner ♪
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-(CRASHES)
-(RHODA GROANS)
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(GROANING)
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What can I get for
couple of rough-tough
real bikers like you two?
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We'll take two small
side salads and a couple
of sarsaparillas.
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Pretty please.
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We'll get that right away
for you and just like me.
it's on the house. (GROANS)
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(DAFFY DUCK EXCLAIMING ON TV)
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Back! Stand back, landlubbers.
It is I, Sir Daffy Duck.
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I'm about to rescue
this damsel in distress.
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Well, actually it's more
of a night gown.
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(LAUGHING)
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All right, you two.
That's enough Daffy Duck
for one day.
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It's time for you two
to go to bed.
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BOTH: Oh, but we love
Daffy Duck.
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Just five more minutes.
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BOTH: Please.
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It's way past
your bed time as is.
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-But--
-You heard me.
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No ifs, ands, or ducks.
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BOTH: Aww.
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Now, sleep tight, you two.
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But, Mom, we're not even...
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(YAWNING) ...tired.
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Just close your eyes, Justin,
and before you know it,
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you'll be fast asleep.
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I doubt it.
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(CLAIR DE LUNE PLAYING)
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Rise and shine, little ones.
How did you sleep?
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We flew to the moon.
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And Daffy Duck was there.
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Yeah. We played
with the stars--
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Then rode around
the carousel with him.
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Sounds like you had
an incredible dream.
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Now get dressed
and come down to breakfast.
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But it wasn't a dream.
It wasn't.
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Was it Phoebe?
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-(FROG CROAKS)
-Hmm.
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Could be.
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(BLOWS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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