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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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ELMER:
Congratulations,
Mrs. Rosencrantz,
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you passed
your driving test
with flying colors.
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Oh, thank you,
young man.
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Now may I have
my driver's license?
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Absolutely.
You've been a model...
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(GRUNTS)
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Gran is back
in the saddle, baby!
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Yee-hah!
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Oh, she was
in a hurry.
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Uh, let's see.
Mr. Daffy Duck.
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Is Daddy Duck here?
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
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Daffy Duck is my name
and drivin' is my game.
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All right, Mr. Duck.
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Now, the first thing
we need to do is
a physical inspection.
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Okay. So,
I've put on
a few pounds.
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I got this blister
on my finger.
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And, uh, I have
a bit of a
nose-picking problem.
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See? The blister
is from all
the nose-picking.
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Not a physical
inspection of you.
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A physical inspection
of your car.
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So, you don't
need me to turn
my head and cough?
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Just get back
in the car.
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Woo-hoo.
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Okay. Mr. Duck.
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For starters,
I'll just need you to
pull your vehicle...
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Ow! You ran
over my foot!
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Oops! Sorry,
I'll just backup then.
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Ow!
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Now you ran over
my other foot, too!
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Hold on. Hold on.
I can fix this.
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Ow! Ooh!
Ah! Ooh! Eh!
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Better?
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Uh! They don't pay me
enough for this.
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Now, before we begin,
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let's make sure
your mirrors
are well-adjusted.
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You've got it.
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Mirrors, I love you.
I appreciate you.
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And if you ever make
a mistake I'll love you
no matter what.
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Mmmwah!
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They seem pretty
well-adjusted to me.
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Will you knock it off?
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Now let's make sure
your blinkers work.
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I think these babies
are working pretty good.
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But I can't imagine
driving like this.
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I meant your
turn signals,
you silly duck!
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Right.
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Stop messing around
and put your
seats back up.
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-(BOTH GRUNTING)
-Better?
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(STRAINING)
Put the seats
back down.
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Up! Down!
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Up! Down!
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Up! Down!
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Are you well-adjusted?
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Your first road test
will be to go through
all these cones.
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Put your hands
on the wheel
at 10:00 and 2:00
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and then you can go.
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Got it.
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What are you doing?
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You said put my hands
on the wheel at 10 to 2:00.
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It's only 1:30.
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Just put your hands
on the wheel
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and drive through
the cones!
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"Drive through the cones."
Gotcha!
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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Sunday! Sunday!
Sunday!
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Come out to
Monster Truck Rally
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and watch Daffy Duck
and the Minivan-asaurus
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take on garbage can...
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-(CRASHING)
-...taco stands,
even filthy frying pans!
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Stop!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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You were supposed
to go around the cones!
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Not through them!
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What's the fun in that?
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The fun is passing
your driver's test.
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Only two more chances
to get your license.
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That's one more chance
than I'll need.
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Okay. Now show me
you can parallel park
so I can fail you.
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Roget that!
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ELMER:Just pull up
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so you're even
with the other cars.
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Now, turn the vehicle
45 degrees,
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-and ease on...
-(CRASHING)
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Oops!
Let's try that again.
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Oops!
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Oops!
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Oopsie!
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Stop!
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Oh! I'm gonna have to
get out and guide you.
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Okay now, gently
put forward and...
(GROANS)
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Can I get
an ambulance?
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(SIREN WAILING)
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I did it!
No thanks to you.
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Lyin' down on the job?
(SCOFFS)
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Tsk, tsk!
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This is your final chance
to get your license.
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Now, the first thing
we're gonna do
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is merge into that
highway traffic.
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You've got it.
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(CARS SPEEDING PAST)
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Well, what are you
waiting for?
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I've got to time this
just... Now!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Whoa! Slow down!
You're tailgating!
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Of course
I'm tailgating!
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It's almost
lunchtime.
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Oops!
Drooped my weiner!
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Oh, no!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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So, what did I miss?
(MUNCHING)
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Keep your hands
on the wheel!
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Who needs hands?
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I can steer
with my feet.
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Say, how about
a little music?
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-(UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)
-Ooh! I love this song.
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(HUMMING ALONG)
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Stop dancing!
You'll get us both killed!
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Okay! Whew!
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All that dancing
made me sleepy!
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-(SNORING)
-Oh, no!
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Oh, please, wake up!
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I'm awake!
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(SNORING)
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(CRASHING)
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-(SOBBING)
-(YAWNING)
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Are we there yet?
This traffic's terrible.
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I'm taking a shortcut.
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No!
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Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
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Look out for
the Rutherford B. Hayes
Presidential Library!
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(THUDDING)
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Mr. President.
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The nor-we-gee-na-wa?
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It says wrong way.
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You're reading
"wrong way"
the wrong way!
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I'm not going
the wrong way,
that truck is!
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-(SCREAMING)
-(TRUCK HONKING)
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Well! I guess
I'll take that
license now.
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Oh, you're gonna
get your license
all right.
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I may not be
able to drive,
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but I'll still be
on your bumper.
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(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, when do
I start playing?
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Where's my part?
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(MUSIC ENDS)
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-AUDIENCE: Hooray!
-Oh...
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The concert's over?
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But I didn't even
get to perform.
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-(PLAYS OFF-TUNE)
-AUDIENCE: Boo!
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(GRUNTING)
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Wonderful concert,
everyone.
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Except for you,
Leslie.
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But Uncle Maestro...
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This isn't the time,
Leslie.
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Tonight is
a special night
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as we say goodbye
to our second
chair violinist,
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-Sir Tootsalot.
-(TRUMPET TOOTS)
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Excellent.
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
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Now that old wind-bag
is gone,
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I am certain my uncle
would make me
second fiddle. (CHUCKLES)
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And now I know
it's short notice,
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but I know
just the man
for the job.
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Everyone,
please join me
in congratulating
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our new second
chair violin,
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-Bugs Bunny!
-(SHOUTS) What?
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A rabbit
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Everyone knows that
rabbits have
no musical ability.
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Not true.
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Rabbits have
no more reason to
play in an orchestra
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than they do
wearing leg warmers.
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What?
They keep
my calves warm.
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You look ridiculous!
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I wanna be second violin!
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(LAUGHS) You don't
have an ounce
of musical ability.
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Wait!
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I challenge
this rabbit
to a music off!
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Winner gets
second chair.
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Cool with me.
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I don't wanna be
handed a job if
someone's better than me.
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Oh, you're going down,
tough guy!
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See you tomorrow!
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-Sweet kid.
-Not really.
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I'm gonna
end this audition
before it begins!
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(EVIL CHUCKLE)
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When that
rabbit walks in,
I'll pull this lever
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and knock him out
with a sand bag.
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Hello?
Is anybody here?
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Hold on, Mr Rabbit,
I'll be right out.
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And first,
just stand right there
and don't move.
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-(THUDS)
-(GRUNTS)
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Eh, nothin's
happenin', Doc.
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No, actually,
come over here.
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You'll see it
over here.
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Uh, do me a favor,
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pull this lever
and a surprise
will befall you.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Wait, let me
get away
from the snadba...
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I mean, the surprise.
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(EVIL CHUCKLE)
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Mr. Sandbag,
bring me a dream.
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(THUDS)
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(EXHALES)
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That would have
been hilariously ironic if...
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-(SHOUTING)
-(CRASHING)
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Uh, Leslie,
where's the surprise?
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(GRUNTING)
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Oh, well,
it's the thought
that counts.
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-(GROANING)
-(THUDDING)
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Huh? Hey,
that's really nice.
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Too bad Leslie
wasn't here to see it.
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All right, let's get
this pointless audition
over with.
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Oh, boy!
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Prepare to be
amazed, Uncle Maestro!
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(SCRATCHING,
OFF-TUNE SOUNDS)
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-(SOUND CONTINUES)
-(MEOWING)
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Ah, get off!
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-(FEROCIOUS MEOWING)
-(GROANS)
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(LAUGHS) Okay,
that's enough, Leslie.
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-But I didn't get to play...
-No, no, no, no.
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Let's see what
the rabbit can do.
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Oh, it's the
rabbit's turn, eh?
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Let's see how well
that rabbit plays
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when his violin strings
are all greased up.
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
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There he is.
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Here is your
violin, Mr. Rabbit.
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Oh, why, thank you.
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We're "oil"
rooting for you.
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
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(PLAYING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
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Huh?
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How impressive?
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His hands move
like greased lightening.
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No! He should be
messing yup.
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Oh, I know
what'll stop him.
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(LESLIE SCREAMING)
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Well, I guess
we're moving on
to the encore.
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(CANONS FIRING)
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-(MUSIC ENDS)
-(GROANING)
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Bravo!
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Amazing performance!
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Bugs, you're not
going to be
second chair violin,
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you're going to be
first chair violin
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and first chair cello!
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First chair
every single instrument!
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You're a
one-man symphony!
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Oh, thank you, Maestro,
glad you liked it.
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Ah, Uncle...
Uh, Uncle Maestro,
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00:10:38,773 --> 00:10:42,213
if he's first chair,
does that mean
I can be second fiddle?
251
00:10:42,276 --> 00:10:44,006
Oh, no, Leslie.
252
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:47,048
You're going to be
first chair cannonball.
253
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,854
First chair cannonball?
254
00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,545
I know, right?
255
00:10:50,618 --> 00:10:53,988
I want you both
to play this exact
same performance
256
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,494
every single night.
257
00:10:55,556 --> 00:10:57,486
You think you can
handle that, Bugs?
258
00:10:57,558 --> 00:10:59,158
I can handle anything,
259
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:02,496
as long as
it's in my "cannon."
260
00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:04,263
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