All language subtitles for Meet.The.Santas.2005.1080p.WEBRip.x264-RARBG

Hi, My name is Jake Sawtele

You know how they say that

Christmas is the most wonderful

time of the year

Well I never believed it.

That is not
until last Christmas.

Nothing prepared me
for the changes

that began only a year ago.

For awhile after my
Dad passed away.

It was my Mom and me.

And I was thinking I'd never
meet a Dad again.

That was until Nick
came into our lives.

Nick's cool and not to get
too icky...

but they fell in love

on Christmas day.

He asked Mom to marry him.

She said yes.

But something else happened on
Christmas day too.

That was the day Nick became
Santa Claus.

You see Nick's dad had been
Santa Claus.

And it was time for him to
retire.

So on Christmas morning,

Nick took over the job.

Mom and me, we thought
that was great.

You see Santa Claus and Mrs.
Claus work as a team.

They spend the whole year
getting ready for Christmas.

Here's the problem,

if you are not a Claus or an Elf

You can't go to the North Pole

Which means Mom and
me couldn't go.

Until they're married.

Which meant Nick had to do it
all himself.

Which meant he was working day
and night.

Which meant he didn't have time
to get married.

Every time Nick and Mom

made plans to set a date

they had to postpone.

Now it's eleven
days until Christmas.

Mom still doesn't know if
they're going to be able to get

married in time.

For us all to have a family
Christmas

at the North Pole.

- Ho Ho Ho, Ho ho ho, Ho Ho Ho

Merry Christmas
Ho ho ho

And to all a good night.

- Ho Ho Ho, Ho ho ho, ha aw aw

Aw Aw Ernest

I'm not very convincing
as a Santa.

I've seen better Santas in
department stores.

- It takes time Sir.

You'll grow into it.

- Ho, ho Like I'll grow
into my stomach?

Ho, ho ho
- That is true.

But you'll settle
in soon enough.

And hopefully you be

as fine a Santa as this family

has ever produced.

- Thanks Ernest.

You're such a great pal.

- Oh sir Santa you need
to sign this...

- Ernest I've been asking you
all year.

Please call me Nick.
- Yes

sir, Santa, ah Nickolas

And this...
- I promised Jake,

- And this

- Haven't I signed this one
before?

- No

That was the nice day care
center list.

This is the nice preschooler
list

- There's one for every grade?

- And every country.

- Look. That's it, I've got to
go.

I promised Jake I'd go to his
Christmas Festival.

- Fine, you will tell Beth what
I said about the wedding,

- Which was?
- Nickolas

- I'm just kidding
Ernest.

Hah

- Did you sign-off on
the new fireproof hats?

- Sprang from my bed to
see what was the matter,

Away to the window I flew like a
flash,

tore open the shutters and threw
up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the
new-fallen snow.

Gave a lustre of midday to
objects below,

When what to my wondering eyes,
did appear

But a miniature sleigh and eight
tiny rein-deer,

With a little old driver so
lively and quick

I knew in a moment he must be
St. Nick.

More rapid than eagles his
coursers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted,
and called them by name:

Now, Dasher, now, Dancer

now Prancer and Vixen !

On, Comet , on Cupid on Donner
and Blitzen !

Up to the porch, up to the wall!

Now dash away! dash
away! dash away all!

As dry leaves that before the
hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle,
mount to the sky;

So up to the housetop the
coursers they flew

With a sleigh full of toys, and
St. Nicholas too!

- Have you talked to Ernest?

What did he say? Did he say we
could do it?

- Do you really want
to get married?

- Yes, stop it.
What did he say?

- He said yes.

On Christmas eve,
in the morning.

Hey sir, we don't have to
postpone it again?

Absolutely. He said a team of
elves are ready to do my final
checks.

And I am free to get married.

- A Christmas eve wedding?

We are going to have a family
Christmas at the North Pole.

- Ha, I've gonna have a Dad for
Christmas.

- I love you so much.
- I love you too.

- Yes!

- In eleven days, we're actually
going to be married.

- All right!

- Yes, that's right. Twelve
people.

It's a small family wedding.

The date, Christmas Eve.

...Hello?

...Hello?

Is too!
Is not!

It is too, times
infinity.

- It is not times, a
million, zillion,

zillion trillion,
zillion infinity.

- That's so lame.

- What are you talking about?

- Nick says the reindeer's
called

Donner with a D.

I say it's called Bonner.

- You should know better than to
argue with Santa Claus

about reindeer.

Go wash your hands.

- How are the
wedding plans coming?

- Nothing, nada, zip.

No minister, no caterers, no
flowers,

If we wanted a
Christmas Eve wedding

we should have booked in June.

-How about a few days earlier?

- Not if we want it the way we
planned it.

- Don't tell me we are going to
have to postpone the wedding
again.

- Oh No, no no.

- But Beth we want it
to be perfect.

- I'm really sorry honey,

we should have done
this months ago.

- No, It's nobody's fault.

We couldn't get married

because you were working all

hours of the day and night.

You were working all hours of

the day and night because we
couldn't get married.

If that's not a catch-22
I don't know what is.

If they just could've let me
go to the North Pole to help
you.

Before we got married.

We'd be married by now.

- Woulda, coulda, shoulda...

Nobody goes to the North Pole

unless you are a Claus
or an Elf.

- Don't I know it.

You know what we could do?

We could put off selling the
house

and have our family
Christmas here.

Get married after the holidays.

That'll be Ernest.

-Where is he?

- Ernie!

- The elves in the
Meteorological Department

need a meeting with you

about the route
you'll be taking.

And the Veterinary Department

needs to talk to you about
Rudolp's nose.

- What's wrong
with Rudolp's nose?

- Low Glow.

And Packaging says,

you still haven't signed off on

the revised naughty list.

Yes. That's the one your father
and grandfather didn't like
either.

But if you can't stand the heat.

- Hi Ernest, Merry Christmas!

- Merry Christmas Beth.

- Ernest

If we decide to postpone the
wedding again...

What day in January is good?
- If you what?

- We may have to postpone the
wedding again.

- You can not postpone the
wedding again.

Why not?

- You have to get married.

You can't have Christmas
without a Mrs. Claus.

- But you told him he could last
year.

When you thought I wasn't going
to marry him.

There doesn't have to be one,
if I know there isn't going
to be one.

Then I can go to Plan B.

- Now you know. Go to Plan B.

- I don't have a Plan B because
I knew Plan A was going to work.

I knew by hook or by crook we'd
find the time to finally
get you two together.

And then you'd be Mrs. Claus.

-But there isn't going to be a
Mrs. Claus so make a Plan B.

-It's too late.

I can't put a Plan B together
from scratch in eleven days.

- And I can't put together a
wedding

from scratch in eleven days.

- You can not postpone the
wedding again.

You have to get married.

There has to be
a Mrs. Claus.

Now we're supposed to be
getting ready for Christmas.

Are you coming?

- In a moment.

- You shoulda snapped your
fingers and do some Santa Magic.

And make it all happen
the way you want.

- I'm only allowed to do serious
magic for other people.

I'm not allowed to do
it for myself.

- It's simple.

We'll ask your mother to come
out of retirement for one night.

Then Ernest will get his
Mrs. Claus.

We'll have our family Christmas
here, like you said.

And then we'll have the wedding
in January like we planned.

- Honey, that's brilliant.

- We should ask her in person.

We'll drive down to the desert
in the morning.

Are you going to be here?

- I'll meet you there.

I knew I wasn't
marrying you just 'cause you're
so darn pretty.

- Ho, ho!

- Hey you two, that's enough.

- Neg, tee off again and no
cheating this time.

- Okay.

-that's funny I'm sorry, now
what were you saying?

- Oh, all this year Nick and I

have been planning
the perfect wedding.

It's so great.

We want exactly the same thing.

- And that would be?

- Nothing extravagant

Very small. Very beautiful.

Very romantic.

Every single piece has been
handpicked.

- Yes?
- And that's all I am going
to tell you.

You have to see
the rest.

I think you're going to like it.

- I'm sure I will my dear.

Okay now. What can I
do to help?

- Well, in order to get what we
want, we're going to have to
postpone it.

Until after Christmas.

- But Ernest
says we can't

because we have to have
a Mrs. Claus this Christmas.

- So we were wondering...

Would you come back and
be Nick's Mrs. Claus for
Christmas Eve?

- Oh Beth

That's the one thing I can't do.

You know the rules.

- But Mom.

It's just for one day.

Christmas Eve!

- Not even one day and Nick you
should know that.

- What would happen if there
isn't a Mrs. Claus?

- Nick's mom put the heart

and the spirit into Christmas

just like his grandmother

and great grandmother

and all the Mrs.
Claus's before her.

- How would it be different?

-That's just it.

It won't be Christmas.

- Well that's all
there is to it.

We'll get a judge.

We'll get married at home.

It'll just be him and
three of us.

At least we'll have our family
Christmas at the North Pole.

- You can't do that.

We've been waiting
all year for this.

We've been waiting
our whole lives.

This is the start of
our married life.

- You have to do it right Mom.

- Even if it were possible.

I've got so much on my plate.

I've got to sell this house.

I've got to pack up.

I've got to move out.

I've got to finish
everything up at work.

I've got to get all
of Jake's school stuff

ready to take there and
show to the teachers at the
North Pole.

I can't believe I
just said that.

- What about a wedding planner?

- A wedding...We don't want a
cookie cutter wedding.

Besides do you know one that's

available ten
days before Christmas?

Can Ernest do it?

- Ernest? Ho ho ho

Ernest does not have much spare
time right now.

- Grandmother can do it!

You ought to see that
she has the hotel organized

exactly the way she wants it.

- Ya that wasn't a compliment.

- Is she a good organizer?

- Yes!

No!

I mean Yes.

She could organize
the whole Macy's day parade.

Quicker than you could pick out
what color socks to wear.

- He always wears red socks.

- Exactly!

NO, no way. No How!

- Would you rather have a
rent-a-judge?

- Yes!

No, I don't know...

She's not going to do it
the way we planned.

- It can be small and beautiful,

just the way you want it.

And it'll give you a chance to
work together

and get closer again.

- We never were close.

- Well perhaps if you give
her a call maybe,

and tell her exactly
what we want

she'll listen.

- No way!

- Beth, do we have a choice?

- Yes Mother.

Thank you Mother.

Are you sure you
understand what we want?

-Well, if you want a small
romantic wedding

strictly family and friends,

You haven't visited me for two
years...

Would you like to have it at my
house or

would you like my housekeeper to
cater it for you?

And you want to get married in
less than ten days

on the morning of Christmas Eve.

Is that right?

- That's right Mother.

- And you want me to organize it
for you?

You'd like to do it
together.

- And I'd like to do it
together...

I'll be there as soon as

- and will you be bringing your
fiancé?

Um, what's his name?

Uh, Nickolas will you?

- It's Nick.

I'll try but he is very busy

with his work.

- Elizabeth it would be
nice to meet

my future son-in-law

before he is my son-in-law.

When will you be here?

- As soon as I get the house
packed up.

-Knowing you that will take at
least a week,

so I'll get started without you.

Though I don't understand
why you can't wait

until the new year
to do this properly.

You're not???

- Oh no, I am not...

- Oh well that's a relief.

All right then.

It's settled.
(beep)

- Thanks Mom.
(beep)

-So she'll do it.

- Yes.

- You still haven't told her who
I am have you?

- It's not the type of thing you
tell people on the phone.

Especially her.

I was gonna tell her as soon as
she got here.

- So you will tell her
when you get there.

At least Ernest can breathe a
lot easier now.

- Well, I am glad he can.

In a minute you
will be gone.

I still can't believe it.
- Me either.

- I wish I could come to your
mother's.

- Oh so do I.

- I mean you know I would,

It just it being Christmas and
so spur of the minute,

- I told you I understand

- In five days you will be
Mrs. Claus!

And living at the North Pole!

-SHhhhhh

- yeah but what an
adventure.

- It'll be an
adventure all right.

- All right, what's wrong?

- You know me Joanie, I'm not
big on adventures.

When Jake and I go on vacation,

I'm the one who likes to sit
on the beach

with a good book.
Remember.

- So what are you saying?

- I don't know what I am saying.

I find it hard to
mother just Jake.

How am I supposed to be
Mrs. Claus?

- Well, Nick will help you.

- I think I'm supposed to
help him.

I don't know what
I'm supposed to do.

- Hey, wait. All right.

You have pre-wedding jitters.

That's what you've got.

Every bride gets them.

You'd be crazy not to.

You'll do fine.

- You're right.

- Hey, Mom and Dad you got here.

Hey Mom. Hey Dad.

Ho, ho, ho

- You all done?

- Yep. They're going to keep it

in storage until after
Christmas,

then I'll arrange to have
it all picked up.

- So young man. I understand

you're coming to stay with me
and Mrs. Claus

for a couple of days.

So Beth and Nick can go down

and visit your grandmother
on their own.

Then Nick can get to know her

before we fly down
and join them.

You think that's a good idea?

- You bet Santa!

- You know I'm not Santa
anymore.

Nick is.

In five days, your Mom is going
to become my daughter-in-law.

So I think that makes me your
Grandpa.

- So, you going to be okay for a
couple of days without me?

- Of course. I'll be
with my Grandpa.

Ho, ho, ho.

- Bye Grandpa.

- Bye Beth.

- This is your Mom's place?

This is where you grew up?

- After my Daddy died.

It was my grand parents place.

We came to live here.

after they passed on.

We stayed.

- I never imagined. I mean...

I know you said your family was
comfortable.

I dind't think you meant
COMFORTABLE!

I thought you meant you were

normal.
- Normal?

And this coming from a guy
who is friends with elves

and plays fetch with reindeer?

- Yes, but...
- I am normal.

This place isn't me.

- Beth

Your life as Mrs. Claus won't be
anything like this.

We're much simpler.

More down to earth.

- If I wanted all this,

I wouldn't have left all this

now would I?

- Okay, let's go!

- Welcome home Beth!

Good to see you.

Let me take a good look at you.

My you're a sight for sore eyes.

You look wonderful!
- thank you

- And you must be the reason
for all of the commotion
around here.

I'm Winnie, Mrs. Hardcastle's
housekeeper.

Oh! So great to meet you.

Beth has told me all about you.

You were her babysitter
and her best friend.

- Come along inside. Best we
get this over with.

- Hello Mother.

- Oh Elizabeth.
You finally got here.

I thought you'd be
here hours ago.

- Sorry.

- You've put on a little weight

- Oh, yeah probably a
pound or two,

you know the holidays and all.

- Oh your hair.

How many times have I told not
to hide that pretty face?

too many.

Um, Mother.

This is Nick.

- Ah, Beth's mom,

it's great to finally
meet you.

May I call you Mom?

- Uh, Joanna will be just fine.

Please sit down.

Winnie, we'd like some tea.

- I would prefer some hot
chocolate actually.

- Nick doesn't drink much tea.

- I brought you this.

- Oh

- Oh, how nice.

- It's from the North Pole.

- Oh really.

- Really it is! Ho, ho, ho, ho,
ho.

- So, uh, Nickolas.

Why don't you tell me a little
bit about yourself.

What do you do?

-About what?

- Your job.

- Nick's in distribution.

- Distribution?
Of?

- Different

-Things

- What kinds of things?

- It's very technical mother,

it would take
forever to explain.

- And your parents they're...

- Fine, they're just fine.

- The family is so very
important.

We Hardcastles can trace our
lineage back

almost seven hundred years...

- Nick can trace his back,

more than a thousand years!

- Really?

- Yes and...
- We should get started.

- With what?

- The Wedding.
- Oh.

I was thinking maybe that

- No, no, no it is all taken
care of.

I have put together a schedule

that takes us from your arrival

now, through your departure.

on your honeymoon.

- What? The schedule?

- Well, we want this wedding

to be a success, don't we?

- Well yes, but what, what?

- Your parents are arriving here

the day after tomorrow
in the morning.

And they are bringing my
grandson with them.

Is that correct?

- That's correct Mom.

eh, Joanna.

- And the next day there will be

ah, dress fittings
and that night

there is the engagment party.

- An engagment party?

- It will be black tie.

I assume you brought a tuxedo
Nickolas?

- Yes, of course.

Then the next day there
will be the rehearsal

and rehearsal dinner.

- Rehearsal and
rehearsal dinner?

- And then there is the wedding,

at the church on Friday,
Christmas Eve

at 10:30 AM.

You apparently have to leave for
your honeymoon by?

- Four

- Four PM

Where exactly are you going?

-It's a surprise for
me and Jake.

You have kept it small Mother?
The wedding...

- Yes, Elizabeth. I kept it
small.

I told you I would.

Oh Christmas tree

Oh Christmas tree

fa la la la la

La la la la

- Elizabeth, ah one more thing.

- Oh. You go on up.

- Joanna, I couldn't help but
notice you have

so few Christmas decorations.

- Well, don't you think a little
right

is better than a lot wrong?

Come along dear.

- You like Christmas?

- Oh should say so Winnie.

- Well, it's about time somebody
in this house did.

- Ho, ho, ho.

- What exactly do you know about
the Claus's?

I mean you say they are
an old family

but they are not in any of the
social registers.

And no, no one knows
anything about them.

Well they do, they
just don't know it.

- What on earth do you
mean by that?

- They're reclusive.

They do a lot of good
deeds for people.

They, they just don't mix,
socially.

- I just want to make sure you
are doing the right thing.

- I am.

- You know Mark still asks about

you after all these years.

- Oh is that the time?
I'd better go get washed up
for dinner.

- Management is an hour behind,

because they had to wait for you

to approve the new
gift cards and wrapping.

Now, which one of these goes
best

with a Barbie in a red dress.

This one, or this one?

Or this one?

- Gee, I don't know Ernest.

My father never had to deal with
wrapping paper.

- I know.

Your mother did.

Ernest, did my father find his
first Christmas this hard?

- No.

He had a Mrs. Claus and he
wasn't going South

every five minutes, was he?

- Nick?

Are you ready?

Nick?

Are you in there?

- This is Ernest.

- Hi, it's Beth, Ernest.

Is Nick there please?

- Yes. It's the thank goodness
soon to be Mrs. Claus.

Hiya sweetheart!

- Hi. What are you doing there?

Dinner's in ten minutes.

- Oh, OK

Look you go right on down and
I'll be there in a little bit.

- Being early is being on time.

Being on time is late.

- Got it. Bye honey.

- How did she take it?

- Take what?

- How did Beth's mother take it

when Beth told her

you are Santa Claus?

- She didn't

Beth hasn't told her yet.

- You know she's a non-beleiver.

Oh, ohno

Ernest, Ernest

Beth didn't believe also

and we turned her around.
Remember?

- True but there is a big
difference.

Beth wanted to believe but her
broken heart would not let her.

But Joanna is...

Let's just say, that

Joanna isn't planning on
leaving out any milk and cookies
for you.

Ever!
- Ernest

Relax. It'll take some time.

But I'll turn it around.

I'm Santa Claus, remember?

La, la, la

Ho, ho, ho, ho...

Hello!

Hi!

Hey, oh what a beautiful
color on you.

You haven't been waiting on me
have you?

- We eat our meals at the
O'Clock Nickolas.

- Oh, I thought it was just
striking.

I'll be on time tomorrow.
Sorry.

- Winiferd you may
serve dinner now.

- Mother. Isn't there anything
that I could do

to help with the wedding?

Maybe I could write out
the placards for the
reception lunch?

- No, no. They're done already.

Maybe the family dinner?

- My handwriting matches the
silverware better than yours.

Elizabeth you are not good at
the little touches,

you know that.

Stop that.

- I'll just help Winifred
prepare the food.

- Do not set one foot in that
kitchen.

I don't want you upsetting
Winifred

with another one of your
disasters.

Besides everything is
going to turn out exactly
as you wanted it.

Winifred?

What have you done to the tree?

- I didn't do nuthin
to your tree.

It sure looks better.

More Christmas-ie.

Fa, la, la, la...

- Chocolate?

- Of course.

It's really beautiful here.

It most have been an amazing
place to grow up.

- Why won't she let me do
anything?

What am I supposed to do?
Sit around here and paint my
toenails all day?

She means well.

She just doesn't want to show
it.

Know where my room is?

Know where her room is?

An awfully long walk for
a little girl who just lost
her Daddy.

Luckily, Winnie's room was right
next door to mine.

Do you have to go back tonight?

- I do.

- Well, Jake and me...

We are going to like the North
Pole, right?

- I think you will.

- I am going to be an OK Mrs.
Claus...

Right?

- You are going to be a great
Mrs. Claus.

You might be the greatest Mrs.
Claus ever.

No one thinks that

being Santa
is about the big stuff.

Reindeer, the workshop,
the magic...

It's not. It's about
the little things.

It's about the day
to day things.

It's about finding the perfect
present

for each child.

And giving it to them
exactly how they want it.

Mrs. Claus,

well she helps Santa
out with alll of that.

- Show me where our
home is again.

- You got to find the
Big Dipper.

Right.

You see it.
- Hm mm.

Now you find the brightest star.

Right, that's the North Star.

And you follow it straight down.

And that's where we live.

- Grandpa?

- Yep.
- Nick told me how the oldest
son

in each generation
gets to become Santa, right.

- Yes he does.

But a stepson wouldn't get
to do it.

- Why not?

Because he's not a real son.

- I'll have you know young man

that the original Santa and Mrs.
Claus,

back a thousand years ago,

didn't have any children.

So they decided that the
whole world's children would
be their kids.

And then when it came time.

They adopted a young lad

at about your age
to be the next Santa.

- So it doesn't matter that Nick
isn't my real Dad?

Being a Dad isn't just about
being related by blood,

It's how you love someone!

And considering how
Nick loves you,

I'd say you had better start
preparing to takeover the job of
Santa some day.

- Really?

The magic and everything?

- The magic and everything!

- Awesome.

- Mother?
What is this?

- What does it
look like Elizabeth?

It's the menu for your wedding.

Poached salmon and
pheasant bourguignon.

- That's in red wine, remember?

- I know what bourguignon is
Mother.

I told you what we wanted.

Simple roasted chicken.

- Everyone is going to be eating

far too much poultry over
Christmas.

No one wants to eat it on
Christmas Eve.

But you don't think about those
little touches do you dear?

That's why I changed it for you.

- Roasted chicken
is Nick's favorite.

- Then I am sure you will
ruin plenty of it

for him once you're married.

Elizabeth!

Are you sure Nickolas is
right for you?

When you were looking for a new
husband did you consider all the
possibilities?

- I was not looking for a new
husband.

I was taking care of Jake and
myself just fine without one.

I was!

- Then why are you marrying him?

- Because I love him.

- O, there are far better
reasons to marry than love.

Elizabeth. Please let Winifred
do that.

- So, Mom.

Joanna...

Um, is Santa going to bring you
something special this year?

What about Jake?

Four days until Christmas!

- My grandson is old enough to
know

that his mother and I buy his
Christmas presents.

And I hope that no one is going
to fill that little mind of his

with childish stories about
Santa Claus,

Reindeer and the North Pole.

I'll get it Winifred.

Mark!

What a surprise!

You'll never guess who
got here yesterday.

Elizabeth!

Look who just
happened to drop by.

Mark

- Mistletoe

Don't you love Christmas?

- Ah ah Mark this is my fiancé,
Umm

- Nick.

I know that.

- So, this is the second guy who
managed to steal you from me.

- Well I don't think you had me
in the first place.

- Unfortunately true.

- Mark and Elizabeth
grew up together.

Sit down dear.

So tell us what you have been
doing.

His business is going
very well.

Didn't I read in the paper the
other day

that some of
your research people

came out with a brilliant
new way to seal plastic
food containers.

And that your stock
tripled overnight.

- Well that's just bonus really.

Knowing that I am making the
world a more secure place

from food poisoning is the
real reward.

- Of course, of course.

And your Pa must be so proud.

- Yes, I like to think I am
living up to my family's
proud heritage.

But so hey, this isn't about me.

This is about Lizzy

And...Nickel.

I hope you appreciate what a
great gal you have here Nickel.

'Cause if he doesn't I know
where to find someone who does.

- Oh he appreciates
me all right.

And I appreciate him.

How did you do it?

Nickel. How did you manage to
sweep this girl off her feet?

- All he had to do
was be himself.

- What on earth is that?

- That's the North...
- Warehouse.

Ah, warehouse. My
northern warehouse.

Hello?

Candy Canes?!

Excuse me.

Yeah.

Just do it the way Mom did it.

- He distributes candy canes?

- With his mother apparently.

- No....Yes..

It would take too
long to explain.

- Whatever it is just

do it the way my Mom did.

Becuase Ernest I don't know
about that stuff.

That would be Beth's department.

Ah, she'll get to it right after
we get married on Christmas Eve.

- What's my department?

- I'm going to call you back.

Which one of these should we use
to wrap something red in?

- Oh, I don't know anything
about the little touches.

Yes you do honey.
- No I don't.

Didn't you hear Mother.

You'd ask her.

- But I am asking you
sweetheart.

- Well I don't know.
Maybe this one.

- Oh, good choice.

- Everything OK?

- Yeah.

Just had a couple of
problems at the factory.

- I thought it was a warehouse.

It is.

- It's a...combo.

Warehouse factory.

So ah, I've got to actually
straighten out

some problems at the warehouse
factory.

You going to be OK?

- Yes, I'll be fine.

OK

Um, I won't be long.
I'll be back soon.

Ho, ho, ho,

- He has a warehouse
here in town?

- No. It's a...

He takes a helicopter
from the airport.

He does things like that.

- Can I say goodnight to Nick?

- 'fraid you can't kiddo.

He got an emergency call from
the North Pole

and had to head up there.

But he'll be here tomorrow.

And you can tell him then OK?

I hope...

Are you being good?

- Yes Mom.

Grandpa read me a story.

- You like having a Grandpa
don't you?

- Yep.

- Well, go to sleep Jakey.

I love you.

- I love you more.

I love you more.

Goodnight.

What did Nick say?

Follow the Big Dipper,
which points to the North Star

and that's directly
above where we live.

- The man sounds
like a fruitcake.

- Nick's not crazy.

- Hey, it's the holiday season,
fruitcake's good.

It's getting
cold out here.

- Just give me a moment.

This is the first chance
we've had to be alone
together all evening.

-Well, I didn't know we had
anything to be alone about.

- Is that any way to
speak to the man you were first
engaged to?

- That was kindergarten.
Hardly counts.

- Well, I will have
you know that

I have been saving
myself for you ever since.

- Ah, you've been married.

TWICE!

Hah, didn't take.

Seriously Lizzy.

At least you know me.

Now what do you really know
about this Nick guy?

Think about how vague his
answers were in there tonight.

His family distributes, things.
I mean....

It just seems like some sort
of fly-by-night operation to me.

- Well, that's one way
to put it.

Um, look. You don't know
anything about Nick.

Please trust me that I do.

Let's go inside.

Let's go inside.
I'm sure my Mother had Winnie
back you a cake this afternoon,

I'm sure my Mother had Winnie
back you a cake this afternoon,

she certainly knew
you were coming.

- What's this?

- It's the No-letter list.

Just because a child doesn't
know your address

or his parents that are
Unbeleivers

doesn't mean they don't
get a present.

You have to pick one for them.

- Ah what did my Dad do?

The first year your great,
great, great Granddad

was Santa. He gave all the
boys toy soldiers and all the
girls dolls.

- OK, let's do that.

No. No Christmas spirit.

That's why your great, great,
great Grandmom took over.

Ever since then
all of the Mrs. Clauses

have picked out a present
that suited each individual
child, perfectly.

Except for this year.

So this is a Mrs. Claus job.

I knew I should have gotten
married in January.

Are you sure I can't just sneak
this to Beth?

- She's not a Mrs. Claus yet.

She wouldn't have the North Pole
magic to help her.

- Oh Ernest.

- Ah, Nickolas isn't eating
breakfast with you I see.

- He's not back yet.

- Is he going to make a habit of
doing this?

Disappearing in the middle
of dinner,

staying out all night...

- Where've you been?
- I've been up all night.
That's where I've been.

I'm doing everything I'm
supposed to do,

and everything Mrs. Claus is
supposed to do.

- Well I thought there wasn't
much for me to do, I thought

my job was helping you.

-Well so I did I.
The nearer it gets to Christmas

the more I realize how much
my Mom did.

Do you know I have to pick
presents for every kid

that hadn't sent a letter?

Do you know how hard it is to

chose presents for someone you
haven't met?

Try doing it thousands of times

then there is all of the
wrapping paper, the bows

and ribbons and all of the
little touches that make
Christmas, Christmas.

I never realized how
much she did.

Do you know what I
was doing last night?

I was baking the elves cookies!

- Elves cookies?
- Yes.

Well, Santa Claus gets cookies
and milk from the children

and the elves get cookies and
milk from Santa.

It didn't dawn on me that
someone had to bake them.

- Mrs. Claus.

- Right Mrs. Claus, meanwhile

you were here and I was there...

- I can't bake cookies.

- Neither can I. You
know I was in the
kitchen half the night.

And they're as hard as hockey
pucks.

Two of the elfs broke their
teeth.

Now we are short-staffed in the
workshop!

- You understand I
can't bake cookies.

- Ernest?

- It's so big.

I thought I was in your bedroom.

What are you doing here?

I checked out Beth's family in
the registry.

I should have
done it a year ago.

But I was being optimistic.

Do you have any idea how much of
an Un-believer Beth's mother is?

- On a scale of one to ten...
four? Five?

- Try a Ten.

-Eleven
- Oh dear.

It may be better if
we don't tell her.

- Don't let her see you yet.

- Hi baby!

- Hi Dad

- How are you?
- Good, good.

- Ernest!

What are you doing here?

- Well, hello Jacob.

- Hello Grandmother.

- You haven't grown
much have we?

Elizabeth don't you
feed this child?

Wiinifred, take this child into
the kitchen and get him
something to eat.

Go, go. Go with Winifred.

- You must be Joanna,

glad to meet you.

- I'm Virginia.

You have a beautiful home here.

- Well ah, thank you.

- You know it's not very
Christmassy.

You've got to do
something about that.

- Did you have a nice flight?

- You know I could get to like
those airplane things.

Only they're a lot slower than
the
- Concord.

But very comfortable
don't you think.

So you have been down
this way before?

- Oh my yes.

Only last year on the last...

- Sir you've been traveling a
long time.

Mr. Claus perhaps you...

- You would probably like to
freshen up.

I'll show you to your room.

- Where's the fire?

My room, down on the left.

- What a nice room.

- My mother doesn't know.

- Doesn't know what?

- That Nickolas is Santa Claus.

- Well, we'll have to
go tell her.

- Um, when are you going
to tell her?

- You can't lie.

- She doesn't have to lie.

- Ernest?

I'll go get the bags.

I just don't have to
tell her the truth.

- Guess where her Mother is on
the Un-believer scale.

- Four?
- Five?

- An Eleven

- Jehoshaphat!

- And who are you?

We haven't been introduced.

- I'm Ernest.

- Ernest, Ernest what?

- Just Ernest.

- Ah, you're their valet.

- Ernest is Nick's CEO.

- Then how do you do?
Ernest.

- Lying?

- I'm not lying.

- CEO?

Chief Elf Officer

Oh Hi Winnie.

This is Ernest.

- Oh nice to meet you.

- He's Nick's Chief E...O

- Ah.

- Charmed.
- Hello?

Yeah.

It's for you.

Hello, yeah I'll ask him.

So what are we giving with the
tangerines this year?

Candies? Candy canes? Or maple
syrup?

- Maple syrup.

Can't give the children
too much sugar.

- All three! It's Christmas for
goodness sake.

What do I know?

I'm no good with all
of the little touches.

- I'll get back to you.

- Mother I was hoping that I
could wear the dress that you
and Daddy were married in.

- I don't know where it is.

- I wore my
Mother's wedding dress.

Nickolas and I were married
in a snowbank

with just some reindeer and our
closest friends as witnesses.

- A hippy wedding. How quaint.

Well, I was tall and slender.

When I married your father.

My dress would never fit you.

Suck in your stomach.

- Do you know what I do when I
think I need to diet?

- Eat healthy, eat less?

- Oh heck no!

I fix Nickolas and me up a great
big meal of our favorite foods.

Puts the diet clean our
of my mind.

- We're going to have to loosen
it up back there too.

All right I guess that's as good
as it's going to get

with the time we've got.

Fa, la, la, la
- Hey everybody it's me.

- Ah, STOP.

Close your eyes.

Turn around.

Did you see her?

- I don't know. I
don't think so.

-Oh...

- What happens if he does?

- It's bad luck for the groom

to see the bride's dress before
the wedding.

Did you see her?

- Maybe, I'm not sure.

- We've got to get
a different dress.

- That is utter nonsense.

You don't believe in that
superstitious claptrap do you?

Besides we don't have time to
get another dress.

- Used to be when I
got one of those

it came with milk
and cookies.

- So Elizabeth, that dress makes
you look so much slimmer.

I knew it when I saw it
in the store.

- Thank you Mother.

- So. Shall everybody please sit
down.

Oh my. Who set the table?

Winifred, you may serve us now.

Thank you.

So Nickolas.

Yes?

- Your son, ah, began to
tell us last night

a little bit about the business
that you're in

before he was so rudely
interrupted.

Exactly what is it that you do?

- Well um, my family

- The Clauses own a family run
organization

that stretches
back for generations

catering almost exclusively

to children.

- Oh, go on.

- By distributing

toys, clothing

multimedia devices that
appeal to age group from
toddlers to teens.

- Go on.
- Plus we service countries on
every continent.

Thank you.

Although we do have
manufacturing facilities

we are chiefly known for
our distribution

of many other companies fine
products.

Quit while you
are ahead.

- We have in recent years

begun to receive requests
through the World Wide Web.

Although the main body of our
consumers prefers to correspond

through
tradtional postal services.

We do, however,
offer overnight delivery.

That is second to none.

- Well, that sounds
simple enough.

Ernest - Nick

- Stocking department

- Stocking department?

- Oh that's for children who
don't have

- Stockings or socks it's part
of the family's charity work.

Nickolas

- Excuse me.

- Is he going to be
gone all night?

- Oh I hope not. The poor boy
has been working so hard.

He really does need help.

But, um, I think he'll be
getting some soon.

- You have to go.
- No, you have to go.

- I can't go, I went in the
middle of dinner last night.

- All right I'll go. But if
anything goes wrong here

on your head be it.

- All right I'll go

but if anything goes wrong up
there, on your head be it.

- Nick must have
forgot something.

Mark?
-Lizzy

Ah, did you see Nick out
here a second ago.

- No.
- Oh good.

- Lizzie
- Yes?

- You have to think
about this now.

In a couple of days it
will be too late.

What can this Nickel character
offer you that I can't?

- Nickolas
- Nickolas

Whatever. I mean, where are
you going to live?

Have you even seen this factory

or warehouse or whatever it is

I mean do you even
know it exists?

- Sure that he wasn't out here
just a second ago?

- Yes, I'm sure.

Lizzy.

Marry me instead of him.

And, I will keep you living in
the manner to which you are
accustomed.

And Jake

First class for both of you.
All the way.

Christmas 24x7x365.

- What do you say?

Will you marry me?

See, thinking about it.

You're tempted.

Just say yes.

You'll make me happy.

You'll make your mother happy.

And I will make you
and Jake happy.

- Mark. Thank you for a very
flattering offer.

But I am still taking Nick's

Christmas 24x7x365.

Goodnight Mark.
Thank you.

Out jumps good old
Santa Claus

Down through the chimney

with lots of toys

All for the little ones,
Christmas joys

Ho, ho, ho

who wouldn't go

Ho, ho, ho

who wouldn't go

Up on the housetop

click, click, click

Down through the chimney comes
good St. Nick

- You'll be OK in
here without me?

- I'll be fine Mom.

- I'll be right next door
if you need me.

- Three days, you and
Nick will be married at last.

- You'll have a Dad again. And
a new family.

- I already have a new family.

The wedding is just crossing the
T's and dotting the I's.

- Who said that?

- Grandpa

I think you'll be a great
Mrs. Claus.

Just know it.

- I hope so.

Yeah, I really hope so.

I love you.

- I love you more.

- I love you more.

Ho, ho, ho

who wouldn't go

Ho, ho, ho

- Beth!

- My Mother's right.

I don't do cookies.

-Ernest

Ernest

- Your watch.

- Is everything OK?

- You bet.

- Lucky we have long nights at
the North Pole.

We'd never be able to get
it all done.

Hey Ernest?

I'm still looking for something
special for Beth.

Did you come across anything?

- I'll let you know.

- What in the...?

- May I join you?

- Oh good morning my dear.
Please do.

- Nick's back.

-Oh
-He's sleeping.
- Good

- Hmm. I saw the back of the
pantry door.

- What?

- The recipe for
Mrs. Claus cookies.

It's on the pantry door in the
kitchen at the North Pole

Now Nick can't see it

because he's not a Mrs. Claus

but you will.

- Well it's not going to help.

Even when I follow a recipe to
the T.

It doesn't turn out.

- But you're not there yet.

- Wait 'til you bake with North
Pole magic.

- I'm just not a
Christmassy person.

One year ago I was just
like my Mother.

An UN-believer.

I just don't know anything about
the Christmas Spirit.

-But Beth, none of us did.

We didn't grow up there.

We were used to this.

The real world. I mean what did
we know about the North Pole.

Do you know what my Nick's
Mom told me that her
Nick's Mom told her?

Imagine every child
is your child.

It works!

You'll do fine.

Just, just be yourself.

- Well, all your friends seem to
have bought the same Christmas
card this year.

There must have been
a special at the Club.

- Don't be fictitious Elizabeth.
They're RSVPs.

- RSVPs for what?

- Your wedding darling.

- Exactly how many
people did you ask?

- Only a hundred and fifty.

You said you wanted to
keep it small.

- I said a dozen or less.

Oh I knew you didn't mean that.
Nobody wants a dozen guests

at their wedding. People will
think you have something to be
ashamed of.

- It's supposed to be only
friends and family.

- It is only family and friends.

- Well then that's it we are
going to elope.

- NO, I forbid it.

You did that the last time

with poor Robert
and it was a disaster.

- No it wasn't. It was fun.

If was fast. It was affordable.

- That's not a wedding that's a
used car.

Why all the urgency?

I still don't understand what
the rush is all about.

Why couldn't you have waited
until the New Year.

And have a proper wedding.

- Because we have to get married
before Christmas Eve.

- Why?

- Because Mother...

Nick has to go away on a
business trip.

And we want to get married
before he goes.

- Another business trip? Is
this what your marriage is going
to be like?

Him vanishing off like this all
of the time?

- It's not our wedding. It's
hers.

- Good morning honey.

-Do you know what we are eating
at the reception?

- Wrong. Not the roasted
chicken that we asked for,

but pheasant or salmon.

You know what I am wearing?

Not the dress she married my
Daddy in,

but some brand new dress from a
Barbie catalog.

Do you know whose coming
to this wedding?

Not the twelve people that we
asked,

but a 150 of her closest
friends.

She might as well stand at the
door of the club,

and just pass out tickets.

This is not our wedding.

- Sweetheart. Your
mother is giving us

the best wedding
she can imagine.

And she can't imagine us wanting
it any other way.

- I can't believe I let myself
get talked into this,

you don't do things with my
Mother.

She does it her way and I tag
along and say thank you.

Nothing is how we planned it.

Is someone else getting married?

- No.
- And at the end of this,

will we be married?

- Yes.

-And will we be spending our
very first family Christmas

up at the North Pole?

- Yes

- And will arguing about it
change anything? No.

In two days.

You'll be Mrs. Claus.

That's all that counts.

- What's that behind your ear?

- Magic! I love
when you do that.

- No. That's not magic.

That's a trick.

They're not the same thing.

Trick's aren't real.

Magic is!

- Will I learn how to do magic?

- Oh yes!

- Jake, Winnie needs to
see you in the kitchen.

She needs help with something.

- Right now?

- Yes, now.

- It is fine for you to
teach him conjuring tricks,

in order to amuse people.

But please do not make
him believe

it is anymore than that

- Oh I didn't.
I told him, tricks are tricks,

and magic is magic.

- But that is exactly
what I mean.

- Then we agree.
Oh Nick?

- I think I hear Mrs. Claus
calling me

excuse me.

G' Morning Beth.

- Hi Grandpa.

- Beth.

Beth.

I think he is going senile.

- What did he say?

- He said that magic is real.

- Oh is that all?

Mother, the Clauses are a
little bit nutball.

That's what I like about 'em.

- Elizabeth...

- What Mother?

- Is this tree taller than it
was this morning?

- I don't know. Did you buy a
new one?

- No, it's the same tree.

- Maybe it grew.

Trees do that.

- Not like this they don't.

- Well, how else are you going
to explain it then?

- I don't know?

- Hey Winnie.

- Oh Ernest, there you are.

- Nick went back right?

- Mmm, mmm. He'll be back in
time for the party.

- Do you have a minute?

- What happens ... go ahead and
sit down.

Go ahead and eat.

What happens if Mrs.
Claus can't do magic?

- Never happens.

There's something in the North
Pole that brings out the magic

in all of them. I think it's in
the northern lights.

- But what if she doesn't have
any magic in her to begin with?

- Why would Santa Claus pick
a Mrs. Claus that didn't have
any magic in her.

- I don't know, just what
if he did?

- I remember Nickolas's great,
great grandmother

as you know I am an eternal
optimist

but even I thought her Santa had
made a terrible mistake.

I couldn't see an ounce
of magic in her.

But, she proved us wrong.

She didn't even have to touch
the scrolls.

All she had to do was mention
the child's name,

once, and in a flash she knew
exactly what he wanted, and...

what paper to wrap it in.

So that it matched his
stockings.

Talk about those little touches.

Some of the elves say,

that she was the best
Mrs. Claus ever.

Oh, and her cookies...

I can still taste them.

Excuse me.

This is Ernest.

Yes.

Yes. I am coming now.

I'll bring the plate back.

Oh Christmas
Tree...

Ho, ho, ho, ho

Ho, Ho, Ho, ho, ho

Ho, Ho, Ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho...

- Just what are you up too?

Nothing.

- Don't let Mother see you
do it OK?

- Doing what?

Beth,
I've been looking for the

perfect present for you.

I just haven't been
able to find it yet.

- All I want for Christmas is a
kiss, from you right now.

- Mom, I'm starving.

- You go get ready. And I'll
get him something from the
kitchen.

- Ho, ho, ho. C'mon pal.

Let's get you something to eat.

- Elizabeth, I just picked up a
new dress for you,

at Anitas Boutique. Winifred
put it in your closet.

- Oh, I already have a
dress for tonight.

- But, you want to look your
best.

Don't you.

- Winnie, we're starving.

- Well, You'll have to wait for
the party to start.

There will be
lots of food then.

- Oh, are these chocolate?

Don't touch.

- Winnie. May I see you for a
moment please.

- Don't you boys dare touch
anything!

- Us?

- How could you think that way?

Grab one.

This is a very
interesting contraption.

I wonder what this does?

I suppose you would

have to aim it

in the correct direction.

- AH!

- I apologize.

I didn't mean it.

I was just...

- Ya, pay back time.

- JACOB!

NICKOLAS
Stop that at once.

I have gone to great lengths

to throw a formal party to
present you

to all of Elizabeth's friends.

And you go crazy with the
Cream Whipper!

I mean I expect this of Jacob,

he's just a child. But,

But you, you're supposed to be

a grownup.

Clean this mess up.

NOW!

- Winifred?

Who put up all these
decorations?

- I have no idea,
Mrs. Hardcastle.

Ah, On My!

Doesn't that tree look lovely.

- Ho, ho, ho, ho

- I had no idea we had all of
these ornaments.

- You clean up nice.

How do I look?

In my Mother's dress...

- Elizabeth.

Oh

- Ready to face
the firing squad?

- It can't be that bad.

- Oh you are so good.

- Mark, at 2 o'clock

Don't look.

Don't look.
He looked.

- Lizzy

- You look ravishing.

- Thank you.

- Nick.
- Mark, Ho, ho, ho, ho

I know how much it means to Beth
that you are here.

Welcome. Ho, ho, ho.

- Shall we?

- Oh my, what a party!

- Mrs. Montgomery?

- Ah Elizabeth, it's so
good to see you.

Mr. Montgomery.

- Good to see you Elizabeth.
You look beautiful.

- Thank you.

- And this must be Nickolas.

- Nick, this is Mark's parents.

- OH.
- Congratulations Nickolas.

You are a very lucky young man.

- Ho, ho, thank you sir.

- What a lovely party Joanna.

- Joanna, aren't you going to
introduce us?

- Oh, ah yes. This is

Douglas Montgomery,
Abigail Montgomery

and this is Nickolas Sr and

Virginia Claus, ah, ah

They're Nickolas's parents.

-Glad to meet you Douglas!

Wait a minute. Douglas
Montgomery,

Christmas 1947,

You got a red Radio Flyer wagon!

- How on earth would
you know that?

- That's because, ah that, that
was so popular

when you and Grandpa Claus were
young.

You need to eat,
'cause you haven't eaten.

- Well,
- Excuse us
- Bye, bye

- Oh Joanna.

- Hey,

- What are you doing here alone?

- I am just thinking.

- About?

- You.

I am wondering why you would
choose me.

When you could have any girl in
the world.

Better at cooking, better at
Christmas,

better at everything.

- Know what?

You are the dumbest,
smart girl I know.

I've searched the world
and I chose you.

Honey...

I just look at you and I melt.

No one else does that.

I see you honey and,

I can think of
doing only one thing,

- Nick, this is serious.

- So am I.

- This isn't me. I
don't dress like this.

- You look beautiful.

Look, your Mother has all of
these people for me to meet.

These are friends of your
Mother.

Some of them have known you
since you were a child.

- You konw you're right.

It's just that...
- What?

-They seem to value all of the
things that don't matter,

Well, maybe that's because
they live in the real world.

It's easy to act and think the
right things,

when you live in an ivory
snowcone called the North Pole.

Ho, ho, ho

Honey,

- Ah, Lizzy, Nickel

It's time to make a toast
to the happy couple.

You have to join the party.

- Oh, ho ho ho, of course.

- Ladies and gentlemen.

May I have a moment please?

Elizabeth's mother has asked me
to say a few words,

As most of you know,

Lizzy and I have known each
other our whole lives.

She was my first partner in
dance class.

Sorry about that broken toe.

- Ho, ho, ho, ho

- She was my first crush.

My first kiss.

I was not fortunate enough to
claim her as my wife.

However, I truly wish her all
the happiness in the world.

With the man who was
lucky enough to have captured
her heart.

- Ah...

Ladies and gentlemen I charge
you raise your glasses,

To Elizabeth and Nick,

May they live
happily ever after.

- Here, here.

Ho, ho, ho, ho

Thank you everyone.

Thank you Mark.
That was beautiful.

That was lovely, thank you.
So...

- Don't you dare!

- I'm sorry Joanna.
It's an emergency.

- Nickolas, you can not leave
your own engagment party.

I forbid it.

- Do what you have to do.

- Dad, Mom?

- Yeah,

- You'll help hold down
the fort with Beth?

- What's going on?
- I apologize, I apologize Mark.

Sorry everyone, I am so sorry.

I apologize, thank you.

Down the front...

- There was a fire.
Something electrical.

Nobodys fault but the entire
house burnt down.

The family lost everything.

- Was anyone hurt?

- The children's mother
and father has some burns

but they'll be ok.
Thank goodness.

The children weren't injured.

- Ah, OK.

So we need a new present for
each and every one of them.

- And they have to be in stock.
Or we have to make them quickly.

- What are their names?

Jasper Frost,

Jasper Frost, you've lost all
your toys,

you want to start over,

Oh

A box of blocks and a
Red Rocket wagon.

Something never change.

And his sister,

Poppy Frost,

Poppy Frost, Poppy Frost

I don't know, I can't do this.

- You have to try!

Poppy Frost, Poppy Frost
Poppy Frost, Poppy Frost

I know who will know.

- Nickolas, that is not a good
idea.

- It's just one time.
It'll be good for her.

- Nickolas - Santa - Sir...

- What kind of a nincompoop,

dresses up like Santa Claus,

so that I'm the laughingstock

of all my friends.

- Shh, Mother, they can hear
you.

- I don't care if they hear me.

- What Nick's parents wear is
not important.

- You young lady, are marrying
some sort of twisted

lower class, uncouth,

- Nick's parents have
plenty of couth.

- They do not fit
into our world.

- I'm more worried
about fitting in theirs.

- Oh please do not tell me

that you'll be moving
into a trailer park.

- Oh Mother, I can promise you

Jake and I will not
be living there.

- Beth, I'm sorry.

Is everything Ok?
It will be, I need your help.

-What's the matter?

- Her name is Poppy Frost

- No, Nick I can't do this.
I'm not ready yet.

- Yes you can. I know you can.

You just have to
believe in yourself

as much as I believe in you.

C'mon.

Poppy Frost, say it

Poppy Frost,

Poppy Frost
Poppy Frost

Poppy Frost,
Poppy Frost

Poppy Frost, Now what does Poppy
Frost want for Christmas

now that she was lost
everything.

- Poppy Frost, I don't know.

Dollhouse and a dolly.

No wait

She wants a basketball and a
bike.

I don't know. I can't do this.

How am I supposed to imagine

what a child I never
even heard of,

even looks like,

much less what she
wants for Christmas.

To start her life over again?

-Oh, Beth!

- Mother,

You are so wrong
about Nick's parents.

They are the greatest people you
will ever meet.

- Don't be ridiculus.

They're just...
- Santa Claus

and his wife Mrs. Claus.

Yes, that's right

this is the real Santa Claus.

Why do you think they
wear red all the time?

Why else would he
have that beard?

Grandpa Claus isn't pretending,

that's who he is.

Or was.

Nick is now.

- You are deranged.

They have brainwashed you.

They did nothing of the sort.

Nick is Santa Claus.

-Ho, ho...

- And I was going to be Mrs.
Claus

Only I'm not up to it.

I never managed to do
Christmas for my own son

muchless, the whole world.

Nick, I'm so sorry. I
love you so much.

But, I am the wrong person.

I'm not good enough to
be Mrs. Claus.

I just don't know how.

- Beth, you'll learn.

- No, I've tried.

And everytime I fail. I
am not good at this.

Nick. There's no magic in me.

None.

Take it.
- Beth, please don't.

I don't want it Beth.
I can't take that.

- And yes Mother. We are
nothing like these people.

They are far,
far better than us.

C'mon Jake. We're leaving.

- No.
- We don't belong here.

- Where are we going?

- Home.

We're going to rescue our house
from the realtors.

It's the one place
we did belong.

- You better go with her Jake.

- You need to stop her.

- I'm sorry, Nickolas.

But Christmas can't be Christmas
without a Mrs. Claus.

- Oh my goodness.

- I never thought I'd
live to see the day.

- Sorry Ernest.

In all my years

I never saw a Santa ever
organize a first Christmas

as well as you.

- Thank you Ernest.

- How 'bout a round of golf
before lunch?

- I'm sorry my dear. I just
don't feel like it.

- Neither do I.

I have to agree with you
Bob.

I don't think that there
has ever been

a Christmas Eve like this,

All around the world

it's really beginning to feel a
lot, not like Christmas.

And no one seems to know exactly
what it is,

but my sources tell me

it has something to
do with problems

up at the North Pole.

I'll tell you what
happened.

There's just no
Christmas Spirit.

It's all evaporated.

That's what happened.

For the first time ever

Christmas Eve and Christmas Day

are going to be just work days.

Just like any other day all over
the country.

People are cancelling their
travel plans.

Returning their
presents to stores.

Postponing their parties.

And just going to work.

- I just wanted to show Beth how
perfect she is.

That she didn't need North Pole
Magic.

That she could've known what
that little girl wanted just
because of who she is.

How could I be so stupid.

-You're not to know sir.

- There's not going to be
Christmas for anyone.

Not for Beth. Not for Jake.

Not for the whole world.

Not for that little girl.

It's all cancelled.

Home?

Ho, ho, ho, ho holy reindeer.

Why didn't I think
of this before?

-Santa?

You know what I am
going to miss most?

Is having a family.

- It just have to be
our own family.

Like we were before any
of this started.

-Will we still believe in Santa?

- Yes, Jakey. We'll always
believe in Santa.

- Are you Beth?

- Ya.
- I'm Poppy.

A man gave me this bike
and this ball.

He said that even though no
one's having a real Christmas,

he still wanted me to have them.

And then I opened the card,

and said it was from you!

So I rode down here to
say thank you.

I don't know how you knew what I
wanted but,

whatever. Thank you.

- Ah, No problem. You're
welcome.

- Gotta go. Bye.

- Merry Christmas!

- See you knew what she wanted,

just like you knew what paper
and bows went together.

The big stuff and the
little touches.

You knew it all.

But I couldn't bake the
Mrs. Claus cookies.

- You can't bake anything.

But you could've at
the North Pole.

You would've been a
great Mrs. Claus.

- Maybe.

But I think it's kind of late to
find that out now.

Hardly think Nick will
take me back after I've wrecked
Christmas.

Hey, anyway it's no sense
in crying over spilt milk

is there?

C'mon we'll put this stuff
inside and then we'll walk

across the road to Joanie's.

And then we'll call the movers.

Get them to bring
our stuff back.

- Can you ever forgive me?

- Can you forgive me?

- It's all my fault.

- It's all my fault.

I should've trusted you.

I should've trusted myself.

- Beth, I love you.

I will always love you.

- I will always love you.

- Beth, will you marry me.

- Of course I will my darling.

- Now that that's settled,

we have a schedule to keep.

- What schedule, we can't
get married until after the
new year.

We can't even get a
rent- a- judge now.

No one is available.

- Yes, they are.

Everyone's cancelled their
Christmas plans remember?

Which means that the caterers
we always wanted,

are available again.

- Roasted chicken.

- And the florist that we
always wanted,

are available again.

And even Reverand Morand is
available now.

- Father Joe.

- It's good to see you my dear.

Cloud must have a silver lining.

- Ho, ho, ho, ho

You see, we can have the small,
romantic, beautiful wedding

that we always dreamed of.

- We heard a rumor that
somebody's getting married!

- Ho, ho, ho It's true Dad!

- Grandma, Grandpa!

- Joanie!

- Isn't it wonderful!

- Now I have a family afterall.

- Thank you.

- I ah, I missed your
last wedding.

May I please come to this one?

- Do you believe in Santa Claus?

- Whoa, yes Jake, I do

especially after Santa landed on
my roof with eight reindeer and
invited me here.

- Then you can come.

- Oh, I uh. I brought you this.

It's the dress I married your
Daddy,

Ah, I'm. I'm sure we
need to pin it up.

Just a little.

But otherwise it will fit
you beautifully.

Oh sweetheart. I have done so
many foolish things.

Can you ever forgive me?

- Of course I can Mama.

- And Nick,

Nick dear, thank you.

- Ho, ho, ho, ho

- I am sure my daughter will
make a wonderful Mrs. Claus.

- Ho, ho...
- People,
we have a schedule to keep.

- Places everyone , places.

- Good luck son.

- Beth, Mrs. Claus and me,

well we never had a daughter

even though we always hoped that
we would,

so I was wondering if you would
do me the honor

of permitting me to walk you
down the aisle.

- The honor would be all mine.

- Thank you.

You just gave the greatest
Christmas present

I could ever imagine.

A father.

- Dearly beloved, we are
gathered today

- We don't have time for
a full service.

Could you skip a head a bit?

- Right here?

Do you Nickolas take Beth to be
your wife?

Promising to be true to her

in good times and in bad.

In sickness and in health.

That you will love and honor her
all the days of your life.

- I do.

And do you Beth, take Nickolas
to be your husband?

Promising to be true to him

in good times and in bad.

In sickness and in health.

That you will love and honor him
all the days of your life.

- I do.

- Then I pronouce you husband
and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

- We saved Christmas.

We saved Christmas!

We saved Christmas!
We saved Christmas!

Hah ha!

Excuse me. Excuse me.

we saved Christmas.

- We know.

- Santa has a Christmas Eve
sleigh ride starting in

under four hours -
we're not ready yet.

- Don't worry Ernest, we wil be.

- Now that we have our
Mrs. Claus.

Ho, ho, ho

Jake, Come up here.

Ah yeah!

- My Dad's Santa Claus!