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Unbelievable.
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- Why would you do that?
- Sorry.
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What happened? What did I do?
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It was right there in
front of me the whole time.
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I can't believe I didn't see it.
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Okay, just to be clear,
you not seeing whatever
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you didn't see, that
wasn't my fault, right?
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I figured out what I'm
gonna do with my life.
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Okay.
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I just talked to Tonya.
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I'm gonna get my hours at her practice.
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Help me?
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I have my Master's.
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Yes, your SML... SMS... FFMS?
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MSW. Masters in Social Work.
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I was so close, yes.
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I have the degree, but do you remember
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why I never got my patient hours?
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Remind me.
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Because to be a licensed therapist,
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you need 2,000 hours of
supervised counseling.
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Which seems excessive.
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Exactly, so I mentioned
that to Tonya and she said,
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"Why don't you let me supervise you?"
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How great is that? To be
supervised by my friend
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who also happens to
be a brilliant shrink.
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Oh, that is genius.
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I have been spinning around
in circles about my next move,
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and this was staring me
in the face the whole time.
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I can't believe I didn't think of it.
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Oh, that's fantastic, honey.
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- Why didn't you think of it?
- There it is.
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[EASYGOING MUSIC]
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♪♪
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♪ Tell me why ♪
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♪ I love you like I do ♪
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♪ Tell me who ♪
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♪ Can stop my heart as much as you ♪
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♪ If we take each other's hands ♪
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♪ We can fly into the final frontier ♪
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby ♪
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♪ Final frontier ♪
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- ♪ I'm mad about you, baby ♪
- ♪ Final frontier ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Final frontier ♪
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Hey, riddle me this.
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Everywhere you go,
they're selling matcha.
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People are drinking matcha,
they're eating matcha...
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I don't know what matcha is.
Nobody knows what matcha is!
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It's green tea.
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Okay.
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So what's going on here?
What are you doing?
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I'm digitizing all the scrapbooks
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I put together for Mabel.
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Why?
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So she'll have them.
Once I'm busy with work,
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I'm not gonna have time to do it.
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I've been meaning to
get to this forever.
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I think it's so cute
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that you think she's gonna
actually want any of these.
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Of course she will.
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Have you met our daughter?
She's not a sentimental person.
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And she hates seeing
pictures of herself.
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It's not just pictures. There's also...
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You saved her teeth?
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Yes and her hair from her first haircut
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and her tiny toenails.
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Well, this is great,
in case you ever have
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to build her again from scratch.
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Everybody saves their kid's teeth.
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All right, this is all of them.
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So I've got zero to two,
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two to four, nine, all the way up to...
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- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- Wait a minute.
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What happened to 13 through 15?
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You know what, as I recall,
those were not great years.
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Maybe you threw it out.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Sfogliatelle!
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- Same to you.
- [LAUGHS]
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Sfogliatelle, wait till you taste this.
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- Buongiorno.
- Buongiorno.
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This woman never made
pastries before in her life.
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First attempt. James, look at this.
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Is this not a thing of beauty?
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[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
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No, no, no, no. English, English.
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Come on, we've gotta practice.
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He so embarrass me.
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Everything I do is "most best".
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- [LAUGHTER]
- No, "is best".
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- Si.
- [LAUGHS]
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Something is the best
or you like it the most.
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We don't say "most best".
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This is what I say. "Most best".
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These are beautiful.
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Okay, no kidding. That's the most best.
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Do you guys want some coffee?
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- Yeah, sure.
- No, grazie.
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Is okay. You stay,
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I go to restaurant, open up.
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All right, you know what?
I'll walk out with you.
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Hey, hey, come here.
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BOTH: Mmm.
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You're gonna see her
in like a half an hour!
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Good-bye, my love.
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Time will crawl until I see you again.
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Oh, boy, you guys must
miss a lot of buses.
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What? How do you two say good-bye?
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Watch. Bye, babe.
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See ya.
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♪ Oh, Lucia ♪
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♪ Oh, Lucia, Lucia, Lucia ♪
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Oh, boy, oh boy.
You two are great together.
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James, I know.
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I don't even know
what to do with myself.
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You know, I think I may
have to marry this woman!
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- For real?
- Yes!
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No, no. I don't know.
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You know, after Marianne,
I swore that I would
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never marry again, but
now it's like I am dizzy.
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It's like I don't know what
to do with all this love.
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James, I can't stop
thinking about marriage.
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It's like some horrible
magnet pulling me in.
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That's just what they say.
Marriage is a horrible magnet.
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Listen, you did not ask my advice...
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No, no, no, no. I am.
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You seem a little ambivalent.
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I think you should take a
minute and think about it.
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This is not a decision that
should be made impulsively.
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Yeah... yeah. You're right.
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James, this is why you're
gonna be a great therapist.
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You're smart, level-headed...
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you are the sanest person that I know.
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What are these, teeth?
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[KNOCKING]
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Hey, how's it going?
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Hi. Yasmeen?
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Oh, God, I'm still here.
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What's going on?
Where's... where's Lucas?
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Possibly out in the street
banging his head against a wall,
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wondering why he listened
to your stupid note
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that blew up his whole movie.
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Or maybe the bathroom.
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You know what, I find it hard to believe
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that my one little suggestion...
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Ruined the movie? Yeah, it did.
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And the guy who made it. You happy?
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You took America's hottest
director and you broke him.
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Well, I certainly didn't mean to...
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Okay, let's get back to... oh... you.
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- I just came in to apologize.
- Okay.
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If I caused any trouble with
the one little suggestion
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I made, which I was reluctant to share,
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if you recall, I truly apologize.
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Got it.
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Can we get back to work, please?
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I have to get home and feed my cat.
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Or bury my cat.
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Okay, show me.
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And I want you to follow orders.
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Close the damn airlock!
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Okay, that's good. Next.
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What are you... what are
you doing... what is that?
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It's a chess clock.
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It accelerates the
decision-making process
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and ends a lot of disagreements.
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And here's this one, I trimmed it up.
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[GUNFIRE]
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No, go back to the way it was.
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- You sure?
- Definitely.
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What's next?
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Okay, that's really...
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that's so smart. That's really cool.
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I can't say anything
because he's my boss,
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but you should tell him to leave.
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Please leave.
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I sense it's not coming from
you, but okay, yes, I'll leave.
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Hold on. Tomorrow morning, 10:00 sharp.
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I got the big studio
muckety-mucks coming,
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- so I'm gonna need you...
- You want me to sit in and watch you?
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- No, God no!
- Are you insane?
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Okay, why is everybody yelling?
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I need everything to
go 100% smoothly, okay?
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Make sure the place is clean,
pay your electrical bill,
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make sure there's coffee and
Danish... nothing can go wrong.
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- You got it.
- Okay... and open up early
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because there'll be here early.
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Okay, you got it.
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Okay, here's the next change.
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It's not about what's fair,
it's about what's right.
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That's good. Next.
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You sure about going
to the close-up there?
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I'm gonna leave. Time me.
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- Oh, you're still at it?
- Yep.
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Any luck finding your
mysteriously missing scrapbook?
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Nope, I turned this place upside down.
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I did find three dead remotes,
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$1.37 in change and a mouse skeleton.
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Maybe Murray's imaginary mouse...
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Not so imaginary.
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And I found an old
joint, which I smoked.
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Oh, no, no, honey.
Pot makes you paranoid.
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Who told you that?
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I stand... I stand corrected.
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How much of it did you smoke?
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- All of it.
- All of it?
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I don't know... pot was
old, I don't think it worked.
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Anyway, the scrapbook's gone.
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Someone stole it.
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I think the pot's working.
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What's that?
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This, my friend, is a gift for you.
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Little something I thought
might come in handy
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as you start this new chapter
of your professional career.
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- Honey, that's so sweet.
- It's a clock.
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It's a chess clock.
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Yeah! Isn't it cool?
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You know I'm gonna be a therapist,
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not an old man in Central Park, right?
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Yeah, but I figured,
you know, when you were
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with a patient and the session's over,
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you could go, "Time's up".
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Yes, and then he can
go, "Bishop to King 4".
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Sure. If he wants to do that,
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there's no reason he
couldn't do that with this.
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It's very, very, sweet. Thank you.
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Yeah, I always wanted one of these...
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The only other person
who could've taken it...
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Who take... what, what?
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The scrapbook. The only other person
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who could have taken it is Mabel.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Sweetie, not to hurt your
feelings, Mabel does not
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care about a scrapbook. I promise you.
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We'll see. I'm texting her.
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Well, James, I took your advice.
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I asked Lucia to marry me.
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Guess what? She said no.
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What... wait, what... what?
You're getting married?
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Not if you go by what I just said.
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I am... confused.
You told him to ask her?
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I'm a little high, but I
don't think I said that.
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Hey, come on, it's all
right, it's all good.
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I'm... I'm gonna cook something.
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You guys... you guys
mind if I cook something?
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I'm gonna cook something. Who's hungry?
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- I'm starving.
- Yeah, I bet you are.
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- Ira, are you sure you're...
- Ah... ah.
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Got it.
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Best piece of cooking advice I ever got?
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Start with a pot of boiling water.
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'Cause chances are, no
matter what you're making,
255
00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:56,586
at some point, you're gonna want
256
00:09:56,588 --> 00:09:57,945
a pot of boiling water, right?
257
00:09:57,947 --> 00:09:59,947
Ira, are you sure you're okay?
258
00:09:59,949 --> 00:10:02,695
What, about Lucia? Yes, I'm great.
259
00:10:02,697 --> 00:10:04,884
I mean, look, if it's not meant to be,
260
00:10:04,886 --> 00:10:07,369
it's not meant to be. So now I know.
261
00:10:07,371 --> 00:10:09,489
Asked and answered.
262
00:10:09,491 --> 00:10:11,258
Okay, let's see what you got here.
263
00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:13,699
Who am I texting again?
264
00:10:13,701 --> 00:10:15,133
Mabel.
265
00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,243
Hey... [STAMMERS]
266
00:10:18,245 --> 00:10:21,567
I'm confused. When...
when Lucia said no,
267
00:10:21,569 --> 00:10:23,903
are you sure you
understood her correctly?
268
00:10:23,905 --> 00:10:25,747
Oh, I understood her just fine.
269
00:10:25,749 --> 00:10:27,239
She said no.
270
00:10:27,241 --> 00:10:30,094
In English or Italian?
What's the Italian word for no?
271
00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,529
No.
272
00:10:32,647 --> 00:10:35,414
Oh, very similar, I gotta say.
273
00:10:35,416 --> 00:10:37,949
- What is this?
- Ooh, that looks good to me.
274
00:10:39,153 --> 00:10:41,920
It just... it doesn't make any sense.
275
00:10:41,922 --> 00:10:43,189
Look, we know...
276
00:10:48,224 --> 00:10:49,590
I think this is spoiled.
277
00:10:52,266 --> 00:10:55,050
We know Lucia's crazy about you, right?
278
00:10:55,052 --> 00:10:56,768
So can you think of any reason
279
00:10:56,770 --> 00:10:58,636
why she wouldn't want to get married?
280
00:10:58,638 --> 00:11:02,194
Nope, although there
was that agreement we had
281
00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:03,912
where we both swore that
no matter what happens,
282
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,110
we'd never get married.
283
00:11:05,112 --> 00:11:07,212
I don't think you told me that.
284
00:11:07,214 --> 00:11:09,794
- What?
- We both had bad experiences,
285
00:11:09,796 --> 00:11:11,114
so the thinking was maybe
286
00:11:11,116 --> 00:11:12,483
marriage was something we shouldn't do.
287
00:11:12,485 --> 00:11:14,452
Well, then maybe it's for the best.
288
00:11:14,454 --> 00:11:17,113
What you have going is going great,
289
00:11:17,115 --> 00:11:18,674
so let it be what it is.
290
00:11:18,676 --> 00:11:20,162
Hey, marriage isn't for everyone.
291
00:11:20,164 --> 00:11:21,693
Yeah. Wait, what?
292
00:11:21,695 --> 00:11:23,294
Eh, it's not.
293
00:11:23,296 --> 00:11:25,287
I mean, you and I happen
to be very good at it.
294
00:11:25,289 --> 00:11:27,464
Why am I texting your mother?
295
00:11:27,466 --> 00:11:31,068
Okay, you know what, maybe
put down the phone, Cheech.
296
00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:34,205
- I'm such an idiot.
- No, no, no, hey.
297
00:11:34,207 --> 00:11:36,101
No, it's true. Everything
was going great
298
00:11:36,103 --> 00:11:37,574
and now I messed it all up.
299
00:11:37,576 --> 00:11:39,509
What is wrong with me?
300
00:11:39,511 --> 00:11:41,712
You know... I can't cook now.
301
00:11:41,714 --> 00:11:44,581
There's semi-hot water here if you want.
302
00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:47,251
I'm gonna go lie down for
a while in Mabel's room.
303
00:11:47,253 --> 00:11:49,386
- Of course.
- Yeah... oh, there's no bed.
304
00:11:49,388 --> 00:11:50,887
I don't deserve a bed!
305
00:11:52,358 --> 00:11:54,348
This is really disappointing.
306
00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:55,581
I think he'll be okay.
307
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,248
No, I'm saying I'm really hungry.
308
00:12:07,538 --> 00:12:11,241
A word of advice?
Maybe stop when you hit table.
309
00:12:11,243 --> 00:12:14,676
If you care at all about
keeping me under 300 pounds,
310
00:12:14,678 --> 00:12:16,445
do not let me get high again.
311
00:12:16,447 --> 00:12:18,593
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
312
00:12:18,595 --> 00:12:19,838
Can I get you folks anything else?
313
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,980
- Another piece of pie?
- No... no.
314
00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:23,561
We don't wanna fill up.
315
00:12:23,563 --> 00:12:25,728
Remember, we've got that
pot of tepid water at home.
316
00:12:28,241 --> 00:12:30,412
This whole Ira thing... I'm so confused.
317
00:12:30,414 --> 00:12:32,694
- Before you convinced him to propose...
- I didn't.
318
00:12:32,696 --> 00:12:34,562
But, did he give any reason,
319
00:12:34,564 --> 00:12:36,464
like why he wants to get
married all of a sudden?
320
00:12:36,466 --> 00:12:40,702
He was dizzy talking about
love, there was singing...
321
00:12:40,704 --> 00:12:43,438
Yeah, but you know what,
that's Ira all the time.
322
00:12:44,275 --> 00:12:46,164
Just doesn't make any sense.
323
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,417
Why would somebody wanna
get married at our age?
324
00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:51,546
I mean, are you kidding?
325
00:12:51,548 --> 00:12:54,081
Like we would have the
strength to be newlyweds?
326
00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:56,003
I don't have the strength
to be newly anything.
327
00:12:57,387 --> 00:12:59,716
If you ask me, they dodged a bullet.
328
00:12:59,718 --> 00:13:01,107
Think of all the petty stuff
329
00:13:01,109 --> 00:13:03,325
- they won't have to deal with now.
- Really.
330
00:13:03,327 --> 00:13:04,792
Thank God that's all behind us.
331
00:13:09,074 --> 00:13:10,173
What?
332
00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:15,021
- Just forget about it.
- No, don't do that.
333
00:13:15,023 --> 00:13:16,245
If you have something you wanna say...
334
00:13:16,247 --> 00:13:17,719
No, because you obviously don't get it.
335
00:13:17,721 --> 00:13:20,722
- Oh, okay. Please, don't say that.
- What?
336
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:23,077
Okay, 'cause I hate
when you say I don't get it.
337
00:13:23,079 --> 00:13:25,102
Well I hate when you don't get it.
338
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,172
- Look.
- I just don't understand.
339
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:30,038
We're leaving a restaurant,
you grab yourself a toothpick,
340
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,532
but you don't think to get one for me.
341
00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:33,234
Okay, look. It's not
that I deliberately...
342
00:13:33,236 --> 00:13:34,827
I know, I know. I know.
You didn't deliberately
343
00:13:34,829 --> 00:13:37,645
not get me one, it just didn't
occur to you to get me one.
344
00:13:37,647 --> 00:13:38,672
That's all I'm saying.
345
00:13:38,674 --> 00:13:39,864
How does it not occur to you when
346
00:13:39,866 --> 00:13:42,694
we've been having this
conversation for 25 years?
347
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:43,801
Okay, 'cause, look...
348
00:13:43,803 --> 00:13:45,376
You know what? I'm
just gonna make it simple
349
00:13:45,378 --> 00:13:47,381
moving forward, okay? Here's the rule.
350
00:13:47,383 --> 00:13:50,687
If you're getting something
for yourself, whatever it is,
351
00:13:50,689 --> 00:13:52,973
a toothpick, a cup of
coffee, a stick of gum,
352
00:13:52,975 --> 00:13:55,295
ask and see if I would
like one, too, okay?
353
00:13:55,297 --> 00:13:56,354
Does that make sense?
354
00:13:56,356 --> 00:13:58,961
Of... yes, of course,
absolutely it does, yes.
355
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,593
Thank you.
356
00:14:00,595 --> 00:14:02,962
- However.
- Oh, my God.
357
00:14:02,964 --> 00:14:04,948
In this particular situation,
358
00:14:04,950 --> 00:14:07,200
the reason it didn't occur to me...
359
00:14:07,202 --> 00:14:09,302
Please let me find
another joint to smoke.
360
00:14:09,304 --> 00:14:11,871
The reason it didn't
occur to me is that,
361
00:14:11,873 --> 00:14:13,740
because in all the years I've known you,
362
00:14:13,742 --> 00:14:15,647
I've never seen you
use a toothpick ever.
363
00:14:15,649 --> 00:14:18,038
That's because you've
never offered me one.
364
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,365
You... look, I get your point.
I understand the point
365
00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:23,112
that if I'm getting
something, you know, nice,
366
00:14:23,114 --> 00:14:24,651
I should see if you'd like one, too.
367
00:14:24,653 --> 00:14:26,619
- Yes, that's all I'm saying.
- I understand.
368
00:14:26,621 --> 00:14:28,454
That makes perfect sense. But let me...
369
00:14:28,456 --> 00:14:30,549
just, okay, as an example.
370
00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:33,708
Okay, say I have an itch, right?
371
00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:35,327
A little itch in the back of my neck.
372
00:14:35,329 --> 00:14:38,897
Now, my natural instinct
would be to scratch it, right?
373
00:14:38,899 --> 00:14:40,933
Taking care of a momentary need.
374
00:14:40,935 --> 00:14:43,069
Is that being inconsiderate?
375
00:14:43,071 --> 00:14:44,827
Like, am I supposed to stop
and think, "You know, I wonder
376
00:14:44,829 --> 00:14:46,840
if Jamie's neck itches too?
377
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,807
Maybe as long as I'm
scratching, I could scratch..."
378
00:14:48,809 --> 00:14:50,742
I mean, that would be
nuts, don't you think?
379
00:14:50,744 --> 00:14:53,144
I gotta tell you, one of
us doesn't survive this.
380
00:14:55,115 --> 00:14:57,664
Point being, I only grabbed a toothpick
381
00:14:57,666 --> 00:14:59,656
for myself because I
had a thing in my teeth.
382
00:14:59,658 --> 00:15:01,751
It wasn't a luxury item and by the way,
383
00:15:01,753 --> 00:15:03,701
I think it would be
presumptuous of me to assume
384
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,190
you have something in your teeth.
385
00:15:05,192 --> 00:15:07,709
Any chance you guys could keep it down?
386
00:15:07,711 --> 00:15:09,026
- Oh, hi.
- Sorry.
387
00:15:09,028 --> 00:15:10,528
- How are you doing?
- I'm better.
388
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:11,952
Thanks... thanks for letting me stay.
389
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,041
You stay as long as you want.
390
00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:14,132
You're the best.
391
00:15:14,134 --> 00:15:15,700
I promise I won't be a bother.
392
00:15:15,702 --> 00:15:18,269
You're out of toilet paper.
393
00:15:18,271 --> 00:15:21,639
Look, this... this is getting silly.
394
00:15:21,641 --> 00:15:23,540
- Oh.
- If, you know, okay...
395
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:26,310
if you know that this
silly toothpick thing,
396
00:15:26,312 --> 00:15:29,513
for whatever reason,
is a blind spot for me,
397
00:15:29,515 --> 00:15:31,983
why can't you just accept that,
398
00:15:31,985 --> 00:15:34,401
enjoy all the things
you do like about me,
399
00:15:34,403 --> 00:15:36,120
and let this one go?
400
00:15:36,122 --> 00:15:38,423
Because even though
you think it's silly,
401
00:15:38,425 --> 00:15:41,273
it means something to me. Why
can't you just accept that?
402
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,338
- Okay, because...
- And admit that you were wrong.
403
00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:45,225
That... you see, okay. I know...
404
00:15:45,227 --> 00:15:46,796
I know how much you like to be right.
405
00:15:46,798 --> 00:15:49,333
I don't like to be right,
I'm just usually right.
406
00:15:49,335 --> 00:15:50,667
- Ha!
- What?
407
00:15:50,669 --> 00:15:52,503
Mabel has the book.
408
00:15:52,505 --> 00:15:54,738
- What book?
- The scrapbook.
409
00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:56,172
The scrapbook that you thought
410
00:15:56,174 --> 00:15:58,008
she wasn't sentimental enough to want?
411
00:15:58,010 --> 00:16:00,744
She has it and she's
bringing it back tomorrow.
412
00:16:00,746 --> 00:16:04,185
- So that means I was...
- Whatever.
413
00:16:04,187 --> 00:16:07,957
Yeah, yeah, it seems like
the whole time I was...
414
00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:10,186
Yeah, I wasn't so much wrong as I was...
415
00:16:10,188 --> 00:16:12,737
Okay, yes, you were right.
416
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:13,739
Thank you.
417
00:16:14,592 --> 00:16:16,592
- However...
- [SHOUTING]
418
00:16:23,434 --> 00:16:25,834
Oh, my gosh, look at this.
419
00:16:25,836 --> 00:16:27,923
Just a little thank you nibble.
420
00:16:27,925 --> 00:16:29,197
Totally unnecessary.
421
00:16:29,199 --> 00:16:31,045
Hey... whoa, Ira, you're
feeling better, huh?
422
00:16:31,047 --> 00:16:32,273
Much better.
423
00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:33,508
I woke up this morning
424
00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:35,544
and I realized Lucia's exactly right.
425
00:16:35,546 --> 00:16:37,688
We're happy. Why should
we change anything?
426
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:38,904
Exactly.
427
00:16:38,906 --> 00:16:40,972
And like you said,
marriage isn't for everyone.
428
00:16:40,974 --> 00:16:41,984
Right.
429
00:16:41,986 --> 00:16:43,451
Yeah, and frankly,
430
00:16:43,453 --> 00:16:45,323
listening to you two
argue about a toothpick
431
00:16:45,325 --> 00:16:48,379
for 40 straight minutes...
not exactly a selling point.
432
00:16:48,381 --> 00:16:51,048
- Have a good one.
- All right. See ya.
433
00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:52,561
Okay, sweetie, I gotta get going, too.
434
00:16:52,563 --> 00:16:54,862
I gotta open up early.
Big mucky-mucks coming.
435
00:16:54,864 --> 00:16:56,728
Are we good with the toothpick thing?
436
00:16:56,730 --> 00:16:58,059
- I'm good.
- Great, me, too.
437
00:16:58,061 --> 00:16:59,090
- Great.
- Great.
438
00:16:59,092 --> 00:17:00,886
All right, I love you.
I'll see you later.
439
00:17:00,888 --> 00:17:02,103
Love you.
440
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:05,149
And by the way, if I'm
such an inconsiderate guy,
441
00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:07,185
would I have gotten
you such a nice clock?
442
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,377
Nobody said you were inconsiderate.
443
00:17:10,379 --> 00:17:12,714
Exactly so, checkmate.
444
00:17:12,716 --> 00:17:15,797
Never mind the fact that
it's something you wanted
445
00:17:15,799 --> 00:17:17,921
and makes no sense as a gift for me.
446
00:17:17,923 --> 00:17:20,421
So... double checkmate.
447
00:17:20,423 --> 00:17:22,489
Well, for your information,
448
00:17:22,491 --> 00:17:25,326
there's no such thing as
double checkmate, so...
449
00:17:25,328 --> 00:17:27,436
For your information,
the reason I would never
450
00:17:27,438 --> 00:17:29,930
know that is that I don't give a shit.
451
00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:32,988
I don't know about chess.
I don't care about chess!
452
00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:34,735
Well, then I guess you
won't be needing this.
453
00:17:34,737 --> 00:17:36,313
- Hey.
- Hi, look who's here.
454
00:17:36,315 --> 00:17:37,357
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hi, honey.
455
00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:38,514
Oh, this is so great.
456
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:41,174
Oh, I just wanted to drop
off... ooh, what's that?
457
00:17:41,176 --> 00:17:43,143
It's a chess clock. Would you like it?
458
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,769
Is it okay if I leave a load
of a laundry to do later?
459
00:17:45,771 --> 00:17:47,480
Sure, do you want me to do it for you?
460
00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:49,315
That's kind of what I meant
when I said, "do it later".
461
00:17:49,317 --> 00:17:51,851
Sweetie, did you remember
to bring the scrapbook?
462
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,590
I did, yep. It's right here.
463
00:17:54,592 --> 00:17:56,581
Hope it's okay I borrowed it.
464
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:59,200
Of course, and Daddy thought
you weren't sentimental.
465
00:17:59,202 --> 00:18:00,693
I'm not what?
466
00:18:00,695 --> 00:18:03,286
I think it's so nice
you wanted a keepsake.
467
00:18:03,288 --> 00:18:05,065
A little something from
home to take to school
468
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,288
and show your friends.
469
00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:07,967
Is that what you thought?
470
00:18:07,969 --> 00:18:10,078
Yes, why else would you take it?
471
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,946
I brought it in for my psych class.
472
00:18:15,008 --> 00:18:17,353
We were talking about
obsessive compulsive behavior
473
00:18:17,355 --> 00:18:18,811
and attachment issues.
474
00:18:18,813 --> 00:18:21,628
But... did you see what
a beautiful job Mommy
475
00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:22,882
did on these books for you?
476
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,817
- These are beautiful.
- Oh, yeah.
477
00:18:25,819 --> 00:18:27,886
The books are so nice
478
00:18:27,888 --> 00:18:29,854
and they're, like, crazy thorough.
479
00:18:29,856 --> 00:18:31,475
Not crazy... I'm saying thorough.
480
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,158
Yes, right.
481
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,906
I gotta go. Thanks for the laundry.
482
00:18:34,908 --> 00:18:36,207
- Love you.
- Love you.
483
00:18:45,138 --> 00:18:47,972
Thank you for not gloating
about the book in front of her.
484
00:18:47,974 --> 00:18:50,193
Yeah, well, hey, listen,
you know I would never
485
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,815
disagree with you in front of the kid.
486
00:18:53,513 --> 00:18:55,914
Wait a second...
487
00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:58,854
okay, I think I know what's
been happening here recently.
488
00:18:58,856 --> 00:19:00,150
Yes.
489
00:19:00,152 --> 00:19:02,486
Ever since Mabel left,
490
00:19:02,488 --> 00:19:04,855
I... I think I've been
pushing back a little more.
491
00:19:04,857 --> 00:19:06,652
As opposed to?
492
00:19:06,654 --> 00:19:08,526
As opposed to before... all those years,
493
00:19:08,528 --> 00:19:10,494
whenever there was a
disagreement between us,
494
00:19:10,496 --> 00:19:13,030
I would try to keep the
peace for Mabel's sake.
495
00:19:13,032 --> 00:19:15,349
I did a lot of acquiescing.
496
00:19:15,351 --> 00:19:16,533
- Really?
- Yes.
497
00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:18,139
And I think...
498
00:19:18,141 --> 00:19:20,437
I think I've done you
a terrible disservice.
499
00:19:20,439 --> 00:19:24,241
- Really?
- Yes, because I... I've led you to believe
500
00:19:24,243 --> 00:19:26,376
you're much more right
than you actually are.
501
00:19:26,378 --> 00:19:29,012
You're not that right.
And you know what?
502
00:19:29,014 --> 00:19:30,880
If something ever, God
forbid, happened to me
503
00:19:30,882 --> 00:19:33,042
and you were pushed out
into the wild to argue,
504
00:19:33,044 --> 00:19:34,617
I don't think you would survive
505
00:19:34,619 --> 00:19:37,354
with your false sense
of argument success.
506
00:19:37,356 --> 00:19:40,052
Hmm... I think I would
do just fine in the wild.
507
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,991
You wanna worry? I'd
worry about the wild.
508
00:19:45,903 --> 00:19:47,301
She said yes.
509
00:19:47,303 --> 00:19:48,564
What?
510
00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:50,632
I'm heading over there to apologize,
511
00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:53,202
I get like halfway down
the block, Lucia calls.
512
00:19:53,204 --> 00:19:55,451
She says she's the one
who should apologize
513
00:19:55,453 --> 00:19:57,539
and yes, of course, she'll marry me.
514
00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:59,408
And then you decided to come here?
515
00:20:00,178 --> 00:20:01,500
So you're getting married?
516
00:20:01,502 --> 00:20:02,534
It appears so.
517
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:03,938
But you just said you didn't want to.
518
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:06,114
- I don't.
- Why don't you tell that to Lucia?
519
00:20:06,116 --> 00:20:08,250
Because she just said yes.
520
00:20:08,252 --> 00:20:10,617
How does it look if
she says yes and I say,
521
00:20:10,619 --> 00:20:12,817
"You know, I changed my mind.
Let's just stick with no".
522
00:20:12,819 --> 00:20:13,822
Oh, Ira.
523
00:20:13,824 --> 00:20:15,591
You know, and... and she wants me
524
00:20:15,593 --> 00:20:18,159
to invite you guys to
dinner tonight to celebrate.
525
00:20:18,161 --> 00:20:20,460
To celebrate this engagement
you didn't mean to have?
526
00:20:20,462 --> 00:20:22,797
- Yes.
- Well, we'll be there for that, sure.
527
00:20:22,799 --> 00:20:24,188
Ira, Ira...
528
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,167
Well now, you told me. You were right.
529
00:20:26,169 --> 00:20:28,374
"Don't make an impulsive decision".
530
00:20:28,376 --> 00:20:29,637
So stupid...
531
00:20:29,639 --> 00:20:32,342
Paulie, listen to this woman. Always.
532
00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:34,008
She is always right.
533
00:20:37,346 --> 00:20:39,579
You're so not helping here.
534
00:20:43,346 --> 00:20:45,246
A meal like that, you gotta cap off
535
00:20:45,248 --> 00:20:46,948
with a little grappa... there you go.
536
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:49,383
Okay, well to Ira and Lucia,
537
00:20:49,385 --> 00:20:52,520
may your marriage be long and fruitful
538
00:20:52,522 --> 00:20:54,923
and may you have the
same joy we have had.
539
00:20:54,925 --> 00:20:56,857
- Salud.
- Salud.
540
00:21:00,063 --> 00:21:02,063
Wow, mother of God,
that's just horrible.
541
00:21:02,065 --> 00:21:04,333
- Wow, that's delicious.
- Hit me again.
542
00:21:04,335 --> 00:21:06,852
You see, that's why
we're so good together,
543
00:21:06,854 --> 00:21:08,569
'cause we agree on everything.
544
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,137
So, tell us.
545
00:21:10,139 --> 00:21:12,696
What is secret for long years marriage?
546
00:21:12,698 --> 00:21:14,632
Oh, well, you're asking the right people
547
00:21:14,634 --> 00:21:16,024
'cause the great thing about us?
548
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,316
We never argue, never fight.
549
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:19,773
Yeah, right. They've been fighting
550
00:21:19,775 --> 00:21:21,764
over a toothpick for the last 24 hours.
551
00:21:21,766 --> 00:21:23,322
We've been fighting over that toothpick
552
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,979
for the last 25 years.
553
00:21:24,981 --> 00:21:27,272
That's why you have to get married
554
00:21:27,274 --> 00:21:29,898
and stay married,
'cause a lot of these fights,
555
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:32,377
they take forever.
If you get out too early,
556
00:21:32,379 --> 00:21:33,952
then you never find out who wins.
557
00:21:33,954 --> 00:21:36,466
- It's about communication.
- That's what I'm trying to say.
558
00:21:36,468 --> 00:21:38,134
It's about who wins the communication.
559
00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:41,558
You know, here's a question.
560
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,028
And I want you to answer honestly.
561
00:21:44,030 --> 00:21:45,795
Why did you change your mind?
562
00:21:45,797 --> 00:21:48,499
Why did you say yes after you said no?
563
00:21:48,501 --> 00:21:50,634
Because I love you.
564
00:21:50,636 --> 00:21:52,869
And you want to be married, yes?
565
00:21:54,969 --> 00:21:58,642
Okay, I'm gonna ask you
again, and this time,
566
00:21:58,644 --> 00:22:00,844
don't think about me,
I want... I want you
567
00:22:00,846 --> 00:22:02,912
to answer honestly, but for yourself.
568
00:22:04,249 --> 00:22:06,182
Lucia Francavella, will you marry me?
569
00:22:06,184 --> 00:22:07,217
Yes.
570
00:22:14,426 --> 00:22:16,392
Lucia Francavella...
571
00:22:16,394 --> 00:22:19,162
do you want to marry me?
572
00:22:19,164 --> 00:22:22,698
Do I want to? No, not really.
573
00:22:24,035 --> 00:22:25,357
Me neither.
574
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:27,783
- So, okay!
- So we leave it the way it is?
575
00:22:27,785 --> 00:22:29,404
- Si!
- We don't get married?
576
00:22:29,406 --> 00:22:31,571
Yes, like I say first time.
577
00:22:31,573 --> 00:22:33,576
[LAUGHS] Lucia,
578
00:22:33,578 --> 00:22:35,943
oh you've made me
the happiest man in the world.
579
00:22:35,945 --> 00:22:37,168
- Okay.
- All right.
580
00:22:37,170 --> 00:22:38,527
We've seen this part before.
581
00:22:38,529 --> 00:22:40,518
All right, you two, cut it out.
582
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,718
Hey, just... just so we're clear,
we just had a fantastic meal
583
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,720
celebrating the fact that
you're not getting married?
584
00:22:45,722 --> 00:22:46,778
- Si!
- Exactly.
585
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,770
- Works for me.
- Buona sera.
586
00:22:48,772 --> 00:22:51,087
- All right, good night...
- This is a wonderful woman.
587
00:22:51,089 --> 00:22:53,889
- You should marry her.
- Don't get him started again.
588
00:22:59,569 --> 00:23:02,379
- Aww, was that so hard?
- Yeah, yeah, watch.
589
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,681
You probably won't even use it now.
590
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,783
- Oh, I'll use it.
- Ow!
591
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:12,556
I gotta say again,
592
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,636
it just feels completely unfair
593
00:23:14,638 --> 00:23:17,326
that the studio would
accuse you of locking them
594
00:23:17,328 --> 00:23:20,363
out of the building when
I was only 15 minutes late.
595
00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:21,554
It was an hour.
596
00:23:21,556 --> 00:23:23,665
But that... that was my fault,
that wasn't your fault.
597
00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:24,901
Actually, it was my wife's fault,
598
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,468
but let's not dredge that up again.
599
00:23:26,470 --> 00:23:27,920
Listen, if you like,
600
00:23:27,922 --> 00:23:30,707
I can call the studio and... okay.
601
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:33,509
But hey, if you ever do need
any post-production facility
602
00:23:33,511 --> 00:23:35,610
in the future, I certainly
hope you'll consider...
603
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,518
Yeah, that's probably a no...
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