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Be sure when you ask Bobby
{or Jam's number...

...don't tell him it's for me.

I don't wanna ruin the surprise.

Somewhere along the line, J.R. must've
gotten to that boy, poisoned his mind.

All we have to do is figure
how we get back at him.

I'd like to give him a vasectomy
starting at the neck.

JAMES:
You're gonna get the papers.

It's over.

You'll always be welcome at our house
if you wanna come see us and Jimmy.

- But we're leaving.
- James, don't do this to me.

There's no way in hell
I would ever marry you.

According to this marriage license,
you did.

The anger and the hatred
that I felt towards you is gone.

But the pain will always be there.

But I don't want
an eye for an eye anymore.

Thank you, Bobby.

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

[DISPATCHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER RADIO]

Mr. Ewing, Detective Bussey
of the Dallas Police Department.

Sorry, but I need to ask you
and your family...

...some questions about the murder.

I don't know how much help I can be.

My brother told me what happened,
but I didn't see anything.

I understand,
but I still need to see you both.

Can we talk inside?

Yeah, yeah, sure. Come on in.

WOMAN [OVER RADIO]:
--was arrested at the scene of the murder...

...and is currently being held
at the Braddock County Jail pending bail.

None of the Ewing family
could be reached for comment.

In other news, the Secretary of State--

Do you think we should call Bobby?

I don't know. I don't wanna intrude.

Hello. Hello.

[CHUCKLES]

- Kendall, Jackie, good to see you.
- Cliff, what are you doing here?

Is that any way
to greet the new owner of Ewing Oil?

- You're the new owner?
CLIFF: Isn't that great?

Ha, ha.
Well, no, actually, I own 50 percent.

But you know what they say.

Fifty percent today, tomorrow, the world.

- Looks like we're working together again.
- Yeah.

Mm-hm. Now, is Michelle in?
I gotta talk business strategy with her.

Boy, have I got plans for this place.

- Haven't you heard?
- Heard what?

It was just on the radio.

Michelle's been arrested for murder.

Oh, my God, she actually did it.

You mean you knew?

Well, no, I didn't think
she'd go through with this.

- J.R.'s really dead?
JACKIE: J.R.?

The news said it was some woman.

She was with Bobby at the time,
but they didn't say who it was.

What does J.R. have to do with this?

Never mind, never mind. Okay. Uh...

- Did they say where they were holding her?
- Radio said Braddock County Jail.

Okay, Jackie, get a hold of my lawyer,
Bob MacCubbin...

...Connelley and MacCubbin,
and tell him I'm on my way over there.

And then I'm going straight to the jail
and see Michelle.

Well, I think she's finally asleep.

You look like you could use a drink.

I sure could. Thank you.

Say, what about Jory Taylor?

Why did you keep her a secret, anyhow?

[Slsns]

She wasn't a secret.

There was so much going on,
I didn't wanna bring her to Southfork.

Aw, that poor kid.

Having to deal with the trial
and all that publicity.

Hope she's strong enough to take it.

She doesn't have much choice, J.R.

I'll protect her as best I can.

What about Michelle?

What about her?

Well, obviously, she's out of her mind.

Running around here half-naked,
packing a gun.

For God's sake.

Well, I couldn't make much sense
out of what she was saying.

From what I did gather,
she came here looking for you.

Well, that just shows you
how crazy she was.

Not too crazy to recognize Hillary Taylor.
And to shoot straight enough to kill her.

Can you blame her?

Wouldn't you have done the same thing
back in Paris if you had the chance?

What are you getting at, J.R.?

Look, this family is not without influence.
I could talk to a bunch of people.

Maybe get the charges
against Michelle dropped.

I mean, if that's all right with you
and Jory, of course.

Why would you do that, J.R.?
You've always hated Michelle.

That's not important.

If she goes to trial, she's gonna drag
this family's name through the mud.

And we're gonna have to live with it
for along, long time, Bobby.

[Slsns]

No, we've suffered enough.

I wanna get this family back on its feet
no matter how I feel about Michelle.

You just do whatever it is
you have to do.

J.R.:
We're doing the right thing, Bobby.

Trust me.

I thought you were my lawyer again.

Is that any way
to greet your new husband?

What? You're not glad to see me?

Only if you came with divorce papers.

New owner of Ewing Oil
can't very well divorce his wife...

...just because she's gonna spend
the rest of her life in jail.

Now, how will that look?

I don't care.

I want you out of my life, now.

You don't have much of a life left.

I'm not gonna be in here forever.

You killed that woman.

Hey, listen to me. What happened?

What, you aim for J.R. and missed or...?

Keep your voice down.

That woman killed my sister.

Oh, that's who that was.
The woman from Paris?

Yes.

I finally avenged April.

You're gonna need all the help
you can get.

Now, my attorney...

...he and I sat down
and we talked over your whole situation...

...and I think we got it
pretty well worked out.

I'm gonna run Ewing Oil in your absence.

What?

He and I figured
you're gonna be in here for years.

Now, there's not a lot that I can do
for the company if I only own 50 percent.

So...

Sign these papers...

...to give me power of attorney
over your half of Ewing Oil.

You've gotta be kidding.

No, sweetie, I don't have a lot of time
to be kidding around.

You're in a serious situation.

Somebody has to run the company
while you're gone.

I knew you were a sleazebag.

But I didn't think
even you would stoop so low.

Hmm.

I gotta go-

BOBBY:
Hey, buddy.

Hey, Dad.

Well, how did it go today?

Okay.

I thought maybe we'd stop off for a snack
on the way home.

Dad, is something wrong?

BOBBY: Why do you ask?
CHRISTOPHER: You never pick me up.

BOBBY:
Maybe I'll make a habit out of it.

No offense, Dad,
but my friends would rag on me forever.

Oh, yeah.
Guess I wasn't thinking straight.

CHRISTOPHER:
Something is wrong, isn't it?

Is it Uncle J.R. or John Ross?

[Slsns]

No, they're both fine.

Dad?

Christopher,
it's about the woman in Paris.

The one that kidnapped April.

- What about her?
- Get in, I'll tell you on the way.

What do you want?

Now, is that any way to talk to a man
who's gonna get you out of here?

[CHUCKLES]

That's a laugh.

You're the reason I'm here
in the first place.

[SCOFFS]

Now, why do you insist on always blaming
poor old J.R. for everything?

Listen, Bobby told me
that you were coming after me.

You bet I was.

But you killed that poor woman instead.

Now, how's that gonna look
to the police?

I don't care.

Now why don't you just get out of here.

Michelle, Bobby and I are willing to say...

...that you were temporarily
out of your mind.

We can get you out of here.

Unless want us to tell the truth
about why you were at Southfork.

And then, honey, you could be in jail
for the rest of your life.

And what do you want in return?

Nothing much.

Sell me Ewing Oil.

Forget it.

[SCOFFS]

Now, don't be hasty.

Look at your present situation.

It's not what I'd call pleasant.

I'm not selling you my company.

Michelle, I can keep you in here
just as easily as I can get you out.

And if you are in here...

...some court-appointed idiot
is gonna be running Ewing Oil.

And when you do get out
after a long, long time...

...there won't be a Ewing Oil.

Now, is that what you want?

[Slsns]

All right, but not all of it.

Fifty percent.

For the price that I paid
LeeAnn De La Vega.

Now wait a minute.

Are you saying
you'll sell half the company...

...for what you paid
with the whole thing?

Are you really willing
to gamble with your life?

Why not?

- You're bluffing.
- Then leave me in here.

And let the court-appointed idiot
run Ewing Oil into the ground.

Next time I have a poker game,
I'm gonna invite you.

You play a hell of a game.

And you got yourself a deal.

[JORY MURMURING]

- Jory?
- Aah!

Easy, easy. It's me.

It's all right.

Oh, it's true. It really happened.

She's dead.

Jo"!-.

I know it's painful and I'm sorry.

Your mama loved you. You have to--

You have to hold on to that.

She was happy at the end, wasn't she?

We got a chance to talk.

And she knew
that you didn't hate her anymore.

I think she was happy
that the two of you made up.

You know...

...we sat up all night talking
just like the old days.

If she hadn't come back,
she would've gotten caught sooner or later.

We never would've had the chance
to make up.

That's probably true.

But she loved you, Jory.

And she died knowing
that you loved her.

That's what you have to remember
and be thankful for.

You always make me wanna cry.

Here.

That better?

A little.

Thank you.

Do you have enough courage
to face one more visitor?

Who?

A young man I've been wanting you
to meet for some time.

Then I'd like to meet him.

Good.

You ready?

[Slsns]

Ready.

Come on in.

Jory Taylor, I'd like you to meet my son,
Christopher Ewing.

I've told him all about you.

Hi. I'm sorry about your mom.

Thank you, Christopher.

I'm very pleased to meet you.

Listen, she's just too upset
about being in jail...

...to pay any attention
to the future of Ewing Oil.

But she won't sign me
power of attorney.

Well, that's too bad.

But on the other hand...

...if your wife is innocent,
you don't have anything to worry about.

She won't be. She did it.

I mean, she had witnesses.
She's guilty as hell.

Well, then I guess she's gonna be running
her half the company from ajail cell.

Well, now, isn't there a way...

...that I could be appointed
conservator of her estate...

...so I could have control
over her share of Ewing Oil...

...without having to buy it from her'?

Yeah. Maybe.

I could petition the court
to make you guardian of her affairs.

Now, there shouldn't be a problem
as long as you keep your half of Ewing Oil.

That's no problem.

Wild horses couldn't drag me
out of that company.

But we gotta get the ball rolling.

Cliff, Cliff.
She hasn't even gone to trial yet.

Yeah, but that could take months.

[Slsns]

All right.

I'll see what I can do.

But just remember. This conservatorship?

It's only good
as long as Mrs. Barnes is in jail.

Ha, ha. It's okay,
she's gonna be in jail for a long time.

[Slsns]

All right.

You go to trial,
you put her on the witness stand...

...and you know
what's gonna happen, Frank.

That poor girl is gonna start to sob and cry
over the tragic loss of her sister.

Hillary Taylor was a kidnapper
and a murderess.

And Interpol had been looking for her
for months.

Her daughter told us
that she was gonna turn herself in.

J.R.:
Yeah, yeah. But she didn't do it, did she?

Then all of a sudden...

...Michelle comes face-to-face
with this woman.

And she just goes crazy.
And she shoots her.

Now, I guarantee you,
there is not ajury in the world...

...that will convict that girl.

Well, that may be.

But justice demands
that we try her for her crime.

J.R.:
Don't talk to me about justice.

You had Carter McKay nailed to the wall
for the murder of Johnny Dancer.

And then the judge turns around
and declares a mistrial.

Now, what kind of justice is that?

Well, we didn't have enough proof.

I happen to know for a fact
you had a tape of McKay...

...practically threatening Dancer's life.

Well, that was different.

LS it?

Well, now wait a minute. Heh.

You arrested him, you put him on trial...

...and you convicted him
then you let him go.

Frank, you looked like an idiot.

Now, you wanna go through
that whole thing again with Michelle?

J.R., it isn't the same thing.

J.R.:
The hell it's not.

Now, you put her on that witness stand
and you're gonna blow it.

Especially when you figure
that she'll be represented...

...by the best lawyers
that Ewing money can buy.

Okay, maybe you have a point.

She certainly is no threat to society...

...and we know for a fact
that Hillary Taylor was.

Yeah. Now you're talking.

Well, the grand jury meets
tomorrow morning.

I suppose I can convince them that
we'll never get a conviction in this case.

It won't be that hard. Believe me.

Just one thing.

Why do you care so much
about Michelle Stevens?

Well, like I told you.

She was married to my eldest boy.

She's worth a lot to me. A lot.

[SHOWER RUNNING]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Jory?

[WATER STOPS]

Jory?

Right here.

Feeling slightly more human.

If I had known you were up and about,
you could've come riding with me.

Oh, that's okay.

I had to start thinking
about the arrangements for my mother.

The funeral's tomorrow. It's in Odessa.

Oh, would you mind taking me back
to the hotel so I could pick up my clothes?

- No problem.
- Thanks.

- Would you do me one other favor?
- Name it.

Would you come to the funeral with me?

Of course I will.

[Slsns]

J.R.:
Uh, just sign here and here.

And then you're out of this place.

What's the matter?
You haven't changed your mind?

No.

But how do I know
I'm gonna get out of jail after I sign this?

Once you own half of my company,
you could leave me in hereto rot.

Michelle, I've done a lot of deals
in my time.

Some good and some bad.

But I've never reneged on any of them.

I'm not gonna be tried for murder.

No, no.
But this could turn him in to the grand jury.

He told them he didn't have
enough evidence to bring you to trial.

It's, uh-- It's all in the contract.

It goes into effect
as soon as you're released.

What about my money?

Well, cashier's check
in the amount that we discussed.

Fine.

Michelle, just sign the damn thing,
would you?

I just wanna make sure...

...I'm selling you half of Ewing Oil
and not marrying you.

But it all looks okay.

Congratulations.

You're now half owner of Ewing Oil.

We're gonna make a hell of a team.

[J.R. CHUCKLES]

Hell of a team.

It's all there.
The judge is a friend of mine.

He okayed the petition immediately.

I am now conservator
of Michelle's estate.

That's right, you now have total control
over Ewing Oil.

Total control.

Bob, thank you, thank you.
You've earned your year's salary.

I'm telling you. Thank you.

- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- You're welcome.

Bob, you did a really great job.

- Gonna see some changes around here.
- Oh, I hope so.

Hey, have a good time, Cliff.

- Hello, Kendall, how are you doing?
- Just fine, J.R.

Get Wilkinson up here tomorrow at 9:00.

Oh, I wanna talk to him about Ewing 23.

Barnes, what the hell are you doing here?

And who gave you the right
to interfere with my company?

Your company?
This hadn't been your company in months.

What do you do? Just come to hang
and dream about the good old days?

You wanna get out on your own...

...or you want me to have Security
throw you out?

[LAUGHS]

Did you hear that, girls?
He wants Security to throw me out.

Maybe I should have Security up here
to throw you out.

You don't work here anymore.

Oh, yes, I do.

Michelle just sold me
50 percent of this company.

- She and I are partners.
- Well, you're full of it.

She can't do that.

I'm the conservator of her estate
and I own 50 percent of this company.

Read it and weep, Barnes.

This is the contract she and I signed.

Well, this is my contract.
Read it and weep.

Oh, my God.

BOTH:
You and I are partners?

This is not legal.
I am the conservator of Michelle's estate.

- She cannot sell it.
- How the hell did this happen?

Because I married that lying, cheating,
no-good bitch.

Why would somebody as smart as Michelle
marry somebody dumb as you?

- Don't you think it's the other way around?
- Are you kidding?

I had her backed into a corner.

And she still managed to double cross
both you and me.

I bet I even know
how much you paid for your half.

So what? You can't even own Ewing Oil.

The Justice Department won't let you.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I can incorporate it
into Ewing and Ewing.

Why don't you let me
write you a check and buy you out?

No, no. I'm gonna buy you out.

Are you kidding?

Dream on, Barnes, dream on.

You'd probably go bankrupt
before your first decision.

I'll be damned
if I'm gonna let that happen.

You don't have any choice
because I'm hereto stay.

Really? I think my lawyer
will have something to say.

- So will mine.
- Yeah.

That idiot will never learn.
Come on, Kendall, I got some work to do.

I want you to call Security.

Tell them never to let that jerk
up here again.

Right.

Bye, Mama.

Be at peace.

You're right
about not prosecuting Michelle.

I just wanna put all of this behind me.

Bobby, I'm going back to Los Angeles
this afternoon.

Are you sure you're ready?
You can stay at Southfork longer.

I know. And thanks.

But I made peace with my mother
and starting to make peace with myself.

Time I got on with my life.

So it's back to the house on the beach
and acting, huh?

I think so.

Well, I'm gonna miss you.

I'm glad.

So much has happened
I think we need a little space between us...

...to see how we really feel.

If you want more
than a long-distance friendship...

...well, I understand
the beach house next door is still available.

[LAUGHS]

You never know.

You may find a guy in funny-looking
cowboy boots standing on your doorstep.

I hope so.

I can't believe you haven't told him yet.

J.R.'s been through so much this past week
I've been waiting for a good time.

Sly, there is never a good time with J.R.

What's Beaumont doing on the door?
I thought I told you to take it off.

The workmen are coming tomorrow.

Would you like Ewing and Ewing
put back in its place?

No. It won't be here that long.

Any messages?

No, but George Thompson and Frank Cobb
from Westar are in your office.

Oh.

All right. Hold my calls.

- Ahem.
- I'll tell him. I promise.

Well, Thompson, Cobb.

I never thought I'd see two of Westar's
finest standing in the middle of my office.

- Can I get you a drink?
- Nothing for me, thanks.

- I'll have a mineral water if you got it.
- That's all we have.

J.R., Westar has been like a huge,
rudderless ship...

...since McKay was kicked out and frankly,
we desperately need a new captain.

We know that you have a large chunk
of voting rights.

Frank and I
control a huge block of stock.

So you wanna make a deal?

George here wants to be president
of Westar and I'd be happy as secretary.

Nothing I could do about that.

There is,
if the board elects you chairman.

But now wait a minute.
Let me get something straight.

You want to elect me the new chairman
of the board at Westar, is that right?

And we would report directly to you.

When would this happen?

We meet later this week.

You interested?

- Definitely.
- Good, good.

I'll tell you, this is out of the blue.
I never expected anything like this.

- But there is just one thing.
- Yeah.

Ewing and Ewing is small enough
that there should be no conflict of interest.

But you will have to get rid
of Ace Geophysical.

Consider it done.

It's good you and Bobby
don't own Ewing Oil anymore.

You'd have to give that up too.

Yeah. Yeah, it's funny
how those things work out, ain't it?

[LAUGHS]

I'm gonna enjoy
doing business with you.

Our pleasure, J.R.

Chairman, Westar.

[CHUCKLES]

[Slsns]

CHRISTOPHER:
Dad.

Christopher,
what are you doing up so late?

Waiting for you.

Where's Jory?

Well...

Jory went back to Los Angeles.

She asked me to say goodbye to you.

But what about you?

Is everything all right?

Dad, I have to talk to you.

Okay. What's the matter?

I got a letter from John Ross in England.

He's having a really great time
and I kind of miss him.

He's got a tutor there and everything.

So I was wondering
if I could go see him for a while.

You sure that's the only reason
you wanna go?

You wanna see John Ross?

Yeah, honest.

I miss him and he misses me too.

But I don't want you to think
I'm running out on you or anything.

[CHUCKLES]

Christopher,
you're not running out on me.

As long as you remember
I'm here waiting for you.

I won't forget.

So when do you wanna go?

Tomorrow?

Tomorrow?

Too soon?

No. Not if that's when you wanna go.

At least let me take you out
for a farewell burger and fries?

- You bet.
- Ha, ha. Okay.

Let's go.

Calling Security is not gonna stop me.

As far as I'm concerned,
this is still my office.

Barnes, this is an impossible situation.

You just have to let me buy you out.

No, forget it. I'll buy you out.

You're gonna sell me your half.

All right.

- You gonna sell me your half?
- You got a deal.

Well, yeah, but, ha,
I didn't think it would be this easy.

That's because
this is not Ewing Oil anymore.

Ewing Oil is wherever I am.

And that is not in a partnership with you.
I want out.

How much do you want for your half?

Just exactly what I paid Michelle.

- I can live with that.
- Good.

I'll have Jackie type up
a letter of agreement...

...and hopefully, you and I
will never have to do business again.

[CHUCKLES]

Well, good morning, ladies.
Beautiful day, huh?

George Thompson called.

Board meeting at Westar has been
scheduled for 2:00 tomorrow.

Congratulations, Mr. Chairman.

Ha. Well, thank you.

I guess that means we're gonna have
to move to newer offices, huh?

How could you sell Ewing Oil so easily?

Oh, the old Ewing Oil
doesn't exist anymore, honey.

I'm moving on
to bigger and better things.

- Phyllis, I really don't think--
-if you don't I will.

Okay.

Wish me luck.

“Mm?

J.R., there's something
I have to talk to you about.

Yeah?

I'm getting married.

You're kidding?

Well, that's wonderful.
Who's the lucky guy?

He's an engineer in the oil business.
Um, we just met a couple months ago.

Well, congratulations.
We're gonna have to celebrate.

He got this great offer from this
offshore company near the North Sea...

...and I'm going with him.

- What?
- I'm sorry, J. R.

I have to give my two weeks' notice.

Well, I know a lot of people in this town
I can talk to.

Pull some strings, get him to stay here.

No, J.R., he wants to go.
And I wanna go with him.

- Oh, Sly, for God sakes.
- Please, J.R.

Please. Don't try to change my mind.

I love him and I wanna be with him.

I'm sorry I have to leave Ewing Oil.

Yeah, well, I'm sorry too.
I'm gonna miss you.

Um, take a long honeymoon.
Charge it to me.

Thanks, J.R. I'm gonna miss you too.

-If there was any other way--
- Yeah, yeah, I know.

You're gonna have to show Phyllis
how things work here.

- Better call her in.
- Okay.

Might as well start now, I suppose. Ha.

Phyllis?

Oh, Phyllis.
It looks like it's just you and me now.

- There's a bunch you have to learn.
- I don't think so.

- What?
- I work for Bobby, J.R.

And only Bobby.

Well, Bobby doesn't work
for this company.

Well, then I guess neither do I.

What?

J.R., I've been waiting to tell you this
for a long time.

Hell would have to freeze over
before I'd ever work for you.

What are you doing here?
What's going on?

It's your company now.

I thought you'd wanna call it
something else.

No, no, don't touch that.
Leave that just like it is.

No, not only do I want it
to remain Ewing Oil...

...but right underneath that sign,
in big bold letters...

...I want it to say,
"Cliff Barnes, president."

We're gonna take a picture of it
and send it to J.R.

ROSE:
Mind if I come in?

What do you want?

Thought maybe there was an office
you wanted me to bug.

Oh, this is nice. This is very nice.

Oh, yes.

I especially like your desk.

It's so big.

Use it much?

How the hell did you get in here?

Your assistant seems to have
vacated her post.

Hello, J.R.

Rose is right.

It's a very nice office.

I thought you left Dallas for good.

Only to find Rose.

We decided to come back here
for a while.

Just to see how things were doing.

You heard, huh?

Heard what?

That I'm gonna be the new chairman
of the board of Westar.

You come hereto stop me?

I did receive a few phone calls about it.

Frankly, J.R., I think you'd make
a terrible chairman of the board.

I do have some affection for Westar.

I'd hate to see you destroy it.

Well, that's too bad.
Because I now have the voting rights.

Oh, that's right.
Clayton gave them to you, didn't he?

They carry a lot of weight.

Heh, heh. That's an understatement.

Maybe, but maybe the voting rights
aren't enough.

Don't you have to have the shares
to go with them?

Oh, don't you worry about that.

I'll get them.

In time, I'll get them.

Wouldn't be too sure of that, J.R.

You do remember Dusty Farlow,
don't you?

Like I remember athlete's foot.

Well, I don't know what rock
you had to turn over to find him...

...but those voting rights
are legally mine.

DUSTY:
You haven't changed.

You're still plotting and scheming
and one-upping everyone you can.

Ha. Well, some people are easier
to one-up than others.

As I'm sure you remember.

DUSTY:
Oh, I remember, J.R.

Except this time, I don't think
your schemes are gonna work.

- You gonna try to stop me?
DUSTY: I already have.

You see, those shares
were more trouble than they were worth.

I was happy to sell them to Mac.

You son of a bitch. You set me up.

McKAY: True.
And I didn't think it would be that easy.

I'm the majority stockholder now, J.R.,
and tomorrow, I'm putting my own man in.

And you can kiss your dream
of becoming chairman goodbye too.

So long, J.R.

Give my regards to Sue Ellen.

Oh, that's right. I forgot.

She dumped you.

Home sweet home.

Damn you.

[GRUNTS]

Damn you, James.

J.R.

[Slsns]

SLY:
J.R., I'm going home if that's okay.

I don't know why you bothered to come in.
You've been gone most of the day.

I told you I had some shopping to do.

In the meantime, half the trash of Dallas
has been through this office.

[CLEARS THROAT]

How many bottles
do you have hidden in here?

Nine hundred and forty sev--
Hell, it's none of your business, Sly.

Well, it is if you're trying to kill yourself.

Get out of here.

I'm going.

I'm calling a limo to take you home.

Well, that will be the last thing you do.

You can forget about
that two weeks' notice.

You're out of here. Right now, honey.

Go on. Get out.

[CHUCKLES]

BOBBY: Christopher, you hurry up.
We're gonna miss that plane.

CHRISTOPHER:
I'm coming. I'm coming.

- Oh, oh. Son, did you pack a toothbrush?
- They have toothbrushes in England.

I know, but I don't want Aunt Sue Ellen
to have to go shopping the minute you land.

What's about Sue Ellen?
What do you want with her?

Well, so much
for going on the wagon, huh?

Well...

Now, don't tell me you're leaving too.

Why is everybody in such a rush
to get out of this place anyhow?

Christopher, wait for me in the car
and take this with you.

I'm taking Christopher to the airport
and I'll be back in a couple of hours.

I need to talk to you, Bob.

J.R., we can talk
when I get back from the airport.

This is important.
I need to talk to you right now.

All right, make it fast.

[Slsns]

Bobby, I need your help.

This has been the worst day
in my whole life.

[Slsns]

I lost Ewing Oil.

And I lost Westar too.

J.R., I can't bring
any of them back for you.

All I have left is Southfork.

You're not gonna take that
away from me too.

Give it a rest.

Tomorrow, you're gonna be sober...

...back at your desk
and everything will be fine.

I'm getting out
of the oil business, Bobby.

Sell me half of Southfork.

We can be ranchers together.

I need to know I have a home.

You've got a home.

You're always gonna be welcome here.

But I'm not selling it to you.

Talk to you when I get back.

[PHONE RINGING]

Doesn't anybody
answer the phone around here but me?

[CLEARS THROAT]

J.R. Ewing here.

Dad.

It's me, John Ross.

Well, hello, John Ross.
What a nice surprise.

You ready to come home?
I really miss you.

Don't count on it, Dad.

Mom's about to take me riding
so I don't have much time.

I'm not coming back to Dallas.

Well, of course you're coming back.

JOHN ROSS [OVER PHONE]:
No way. I like it here.

And Mom wants me here.

So this is my home now.

Listen.

Do I have to come over there
and pound some sense into you?

Just try it.

You don't have any rights over me.

So play with James and his stupid baby
because I'm never coming back.

[Slsns]

NARRATOR:
Next on Dallas:

Do you have any idea
what the word "schmuck" means?

What are you gonna tell me?

That you're some sort of apprentice angel
and I'm your good deed, huh?

[LAUGHS]

I know that you are a creepy
little snake that lied.

You are a difficult little bitch
to work with.

You don't know the meaning
of the word yet.

That's the way to go, Sue Ellen.
Tell that slimeball off.

- Gary Ewing.
- It's very nice to meet you.

May I offer you anything?

It does get better.

SUE ELLEN: Am I glad to see you.
- Hi.

Oh, that can't be.

Would 500 be enough?

You're under arrest, Mr. Smith.

She's a cop. I don't believe it.

Bobby, you're two months behind
in alimony and the support for the kids.

CAROL MAY: And furthermore--
- I'm going up to change clothes.

I have an important meeting.

Where? The unemployment line?

Two days, 50 grand.

Leave those kids alone.

Oh, my God.

So how goes it, Junior?

Excellent, Dad.

I'm gonna throw up.

You best get that broom
and get busy sweeping up.

- Before the crowd hits.
- Sure thing.

I kind of feel sorry for him.

One card, 100 grand or nothing.

I think maybe that you're a dead man.

Run, Bobby. Get the hell out of here.

Do it.

[ENGLISH - US - SDH]