All language subtitles for Dallas S14E01

NARRATOR:
Previously on Dallas:

[MORRISEY YELLING]

I'm gonna have J.R.'s baby, James.

I'm gonna get you, Ewing.
I'm gonna get you!

You may kiss the bride.

They all hate me. Is that paranoid?

[CHUCKLES]

A gentleman's agreement.

- Don't talk about me, I don't talk about you.
- Then we understand each other.

Oh, yes.

WEXLER:
Newspapers call her the black widow.

Oh, why?

She's a woman
with insatiable sexual appetites.

Behind my back, my wife and my son?

CALLY: James!
MAN: Unh, what is this?

Dustin gave me this paper
for you to sign.

It gives me control of that stock.

It's payback time.

He's got my release papers.

- What are you doing to me?
- Enjoy your stay.

- You little bastard.
HOWARD: I wish you hadn't done this.

[J.R. GRUNTING]

J.R.: This whole thing is a mistake.
I don't belong in here.

HOWARD: You and everybody else
we bring here.

I'm a very wealthy man. Make one call
for me, you can have anything you want.

- I want you to shut up.
- You don't understand.

I'm gonna shut you up
if you don't stop talking.

- I wanna see Dr. Wexler.
- Ain't Dr. Wexler's territory anymore.

Now, you're in big trouble, man.

- Let me out of here.
HOWARD: Yell all you want.

Ain't nobody gonna hear you down here.

[HOWARD LAUGHS]

Ewing?

Is that you?

[LAUGHING]

I've been waiting for you.

Tomorrow, you're mine.

WOMAN [OVER PA]: American Airlines
flight 405 now arriving at Gate 5.

APRIL: I've seen this in so many movies.
I can't believe I'm really here.

Wait till we get into Paris.

You're gonna think
that Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant...

-...are gonna come around every corner.
- Oh, I love that movie.

Oh, he was so romantic.

I think he was the greatest-looking man
that ever lived.

With the possible exception
of your husband, I hope.

I was just gonna say that.

[SHEILA GRUNTS]

- I'm sorry.
- No harm, no foul.

- You okay?
- I'm fine.

I must be the clumsiest woman alive,
though. Thanks for the save.

If you were Cary Grant,
and I were Audrey Hepburn...

...that would definitely
be our mystery woman.

BOBBY:
Come on.

[KNOCKS]

CALLY: James?
JAMES: You got it.

- You did it, I can tell.
- Ah, you bet I did.

I served him the divorce papers.

Take a look at this.

The property settlement,
all signed and sealed.

I can't believe he really signed it.
How'd you do it?

If anybody understands blackmail,
it's my father.

He'd have done anything
to get out of there.

Hmm, now that he is getting out,
he's gonna be after us. You know that.

That's what I was thinking.

Which is why he's still in there.

CALLY:
I don't understand.

Now, he started making threats, heh.

So I tore up his release papers.

- You left him in there?
- He deserves it.

You know why
he went there in the first place?

To get Clayton's sister
to sign some kind of a power of attorney.

Just so he could shaft Clayton.

Should have seen his face
when they dragged him away.

But that wasn't part of the deal.

Even J.R. doesn't deserve that.

Hey, what's wrong with you?

Are you turning
into some bleeding heart?

Or maybe you've just forgotten
all the things he's done to us?

Of course I haven't. And besides,
how long do you think he'll stay in there?

- He'll get somebody to get him out.
- Heh, who?

Bobby's in Paris,
Clayton and Miss Ellie are traveling.

Lucy's in Europe,
and I switched the letter he gave to Sly.

He doesn't have anybody left
to help him.

He'll get out eventually, you know it.

And when he does,
I don't wanna be around him.

Well, maybe you're afraid of him.
I'm not.

It's not a question of that.

I thought we were a team,
that we agreed on what we were doing.

Well, I feel good about what I did.

And if you don't like it,
that's too damn bad.

James, you're making a mistake. I feel it.

The only mistake I made was thinking
you felt the same way about him I did.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Uh, I guess it's about 20, 30 minutes,
okay?

- That isn't bad.
- Yes, it's a beautiful ride too.

- I'll find the driver, you wait here.
- Okay.

[WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER PA]

- Hello again.
- Hi.

You don't see a sign that says "Foley,"
do you?

I sure don't.

I'm off to a wonderful start.

What? Problem?

Just my usual luck.

Left one bag in London
and my limo's not here.

My driver said there's a lot of traffic.
I'm sure he'll show up.

The way things are going,
he's probably waiting for me Orly Airport.

- Maybe we can give you a lift.
- No, no, no. I can always take a taxi.

I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
Uh, we can drop you.

Ask me again and I'll say yes.

Come along with us.

Deal. Thank you.

- Where you staying?
SHEILA: The Royal Monceau.

APRIL:
So are we, so it's no big deal at all.

[SHEILA CHUCKLES]

MORRISEY:
You sleep good?

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR OPENS]

MORRISEY:
You hear those doors?

They're coming to let us out in the yard.

Only 15 minutes.

But that's gonna be
the longest 15 minutes of your life.

[KEYS JINGLING]

On your feet, Ewing, come on.

Hey, listen,
I think I'll skip the exercise today, huh?

HOWARD:
Come on, move it. You're going back up.

- No!
- Shut up, Morrisey.

- Must live right, Ewing.
- You mean I'm getting out here?

I guess they think
you been punished enough.

[LAUGHS]

Well, get this thing off me, will you?

I guess you're gonna have
to play all by yourself today, Morrisey.

- I ain't gonna be down here forever, Ewing.
- Carry on like you been and you will.

I'll be up there to see you.

[LAUGHS]

In your dreams, Morrisey, ha-ha-ha.

In your dreams, boy, ha-ha-ha.

I'll be up there to see you, Ewing.

I'll be up there to see you.

I'll be up there to see you!

SHEILA:
Thank you for the ride.

Maybe we'll see you later.
We'll have a drink or something.

Can I buy you a coffee now? There's a café
around the corner I have to see.

I thought you said
this was your first trip to Paris?

It is. My husband told me about it.

It was his favorite, it was the first place
he was gonna take me in Paris.

- Your husband?
- He passed away last year.

Please, I really would like some company.

- Uh, tell him we'll be right back, okay?
MAN: Certainly.

- Cup of coffee is just what I need.
- Thank you, I think it's this way.

BOBBY: I am sorry, Sheila,
I didn't realize that he'd killed himself.

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

Okay.

Sheila, are you sure
you wanna talk about this?

My shrink would say
it's good for me to get it out.

Not so sure
I should be laying it all on you, though.

Oh, no, it's all right, really.

- What part of the States are you from?
- We're from Texas.

Dallas, to be exact.

Would the Ewing be Ewing Oil?

- You know Ewing Oil?
- I've heard of it.

You've probably heard
of John's company too.

- Foley Petrotech in Odessa?
- That name rings a hell, yeah.

Well, it doesn't matter much...

...except that you'll really understand
what happened.

The boom and the bust. I understand.

John was riding high.

Banks were shoveling money at him.

Expand, invest, make more.

It'll never end.

Only it did.

OPEC.

Flooded the market with cheap oil.

It was all over.

And a man...

...who had lived by his word all his life...

...was over his head in bank loans
he couldn't pay.

It got to a point...

...he couldn't live with it.

So one day...

Anyway, I am taking this trip
as a memorial to him.

To the life we should've had together.

Don't ever put off your plans
till tomorrow.

Remember how you feel right now.

Don't ever let anything
get in the way of that.

Ah.

Thank you. Here, I got it, thank you.

[KNOCKS]

Come.

That's all.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Mr. Ewing.

Well, you have me at a disadvantage.
I was expecting Dr. Wexler.

You're not in his jurisdiction now.

My name is Wykoff.
I handle the more difficult cases.

Difficult? Heh.

What's so difficult about me?

Didn't you get the message in Solitary?

We will not accept behavior
such as yours.

Threatening your lawyer that way.

Disrupting other patients,
making bodily threats.

In the first place,
that was not my lawyer, that was my son.

Second place,
he tore up my release papers.

Now, how would you expect me
to react?

Uh, if it was your son,
why would he tear up your release papers?

Because he wants to get me,
to keep me in here.

Heh. I went over Dr. Wexler's files
on you.

It seems he was just getting
into your paranoia.

Now we can add your son
to the list of people who are out to get you.

What is it with you all
and this paranoia thing?

Your problem is you're so used
to dealing with fruitcakes...

...you can't recognize the real truth
when you hear it.

[CHUCKLES]

You're the one in pajamas and a robe,
Mr. Ewing, not I.

So I'm sure you won't mind...

...if I'm just a little bit skeptical about
your version of the truth.

Well, I don't know you real well,
so I'm gonna let that pass.

However, I am gonna give you
the last truth.

Well, since I've been here five days
or more...

...shortly, my secretary, Miss Lovegren,
is gonna show up with my release papers.

And when she does...

...we'll see who belongs here
and who doesn't.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

JAMES: Did, uh, you hear anything
from my dad yet?

Nope, but that letter he left me
explained everything.

He's fine.

Heh, see? I knew we were worried
about nothing.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh, he enclosed this contract
in the envelope for you to sign.

Huh, thanks.

SLY:
And he left instructions.

While he and Bobby were gone,
you were to be in charge.

Well, in that case my first order
is that we close the office.

- You ladies take the rest of the day off.
- You mean it?

I insist on it.

I'd better call the answering service
and make sure they take over.

No, don't bother, anyone who wants us
can call us back tomorrow.

[CHUCKLES]

- If you hurry, I'll take you out to lunch.
SLY: Great.

SLY:
All right, ha, ha.

- I like our new boss, ha-ha-ha.
- Yeah.

SLY: Thank you.
JAMES: Sure.

How can I tell you what my problem is
when I don't have a problem?

WYKOFF:
Mr. Ewing.

The first step
toward regaining your mental health...

...is facing up to the reason
that you're in here.

But I have told you the reason I'm in here,
and you choose not to believe me.

Now, that's your problem.

Trouble in the day room, doctor.
They need you.

WYKOFF: Just stay here, Mr. Ewing.
I won't be long.

[PHONE RINGING]

Where is everybody?

One of the girls has to be there.

[SIGHS]

Uh, yes, Dallas, please.

The law firm of Smithfield 8; Bennett.

Thank you.

Hello? Uh, this is J.R. Ewing here.

I'd like to speak to
Harv Smithfield, please.

Now, I don't care what kind
of a conference he's in.

You tell him who's on the line here.

[DOOR OPENS]

Phone calls are strictly forbidden,
Mr. Ewing.

Oh, I was trying to call my mama.
She's just worried sick about me.

With good reason.

Don't step out of line again,
Mr. Ewing.

Unless you wanna go back down below.

No more phone calls for me.

I promise.

BOBBY: The Left Bank
has some wonderful restaurants.

I think I'll stay in this evening...

...unpack and have room service.

- Why don't you come with us tonight.
- Oh, no.

I have inflicted myself
on you long enough.

No more tears-in-the-beer story tonight.

- Sheila, you're welcome, you know that.
- I know, and I thank you.

But Paris is a city for lovers.

It's time you two got on
with your honeymoon.

BOBBY: Here you go.
- Thank you.

Uh, Mrs. Ewing, I beg your pardon.

But I heard you talking
on the way in from the airport, um...

- Old crystal?
- I love it.

There's this shop just around the corner
that has some very unique old pieces.

- Do they speak English?
- I'd be delighted to help you translate.

We've been here three hours
and I haven't bought anything.

You go ahead,
I'll register and meet you there.

The shop is caned Pent Beau.

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

I won't be long.

- Bonjour.
- Bonjour.

You have a reservation
for Mr. and Mrs. Ewing.

Eh, of course.

Oh, what a wonderful hotel.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

I think this is gonna be the trip
of our lives.

Well, if there's one thing
that makes a honeymoon special, it's Paris.

Heh, yes.

Oh, I love Paris,
it's the most romantic city in the world.

I love it already.

The luggage is in your room, Mr. Ewing,
and unpacked.

Thank you very much.

SHEILA:
Bobby.

- Thank you for today.
- Oh, you're welcome.

But now I gotta find April
before she buys Paris.

[CHUCKLES]

KELLER:
He's back.

I told you he was back.

The attendants told us they took you
to see Wykoff.

I like Dr. Wexler better. He's helping me.

He's helping us all.
We're practically all cured.

Didn't start on your shawl yet.
Didn't know you'd be back so soon.

- I missed you.
- Well, thank you.

I never thought I'd hear myself saying this,
but I'm happy to be here.

- We all missed you.
- Except Goldman.

He hasn't played cards
since you caught him cheating.

[CHUCKLES]

Well, now,
I might have been wrong about that.

DONNA:
Really?

You know, he won't even talk to me
since I tried to strangle him.

Maybe we ought to give him
a second chance, huh?

- We're gonna give you another chance.
- We've decided to let bygones be bygones.

- So don't cheat anymore.
- I never did.

He said I did, but I never did.

Well, I could've been wrong about that.

What do you say we start up
the game again?

All right.

But I'll never deal again.

When we heard you were back,
we made a surprise.

- Oh, yeah, what's that?
- You'll see.

We all did it, you'll like it.

Except me, I didn't.

And guess what.

- I give up.
- There's a social tonight.

I bet Anita's gonna be really glad
to see you.

[ALL GIGGLING]

[ACCORDION PLAYING]

APRIL:
It's unbelievable.

BOBBY:
Even prettier than downtown Dallas?

APRIL:
Prettier than anywhere.

Think how I'd enjoyed it
if you let me go to the hotel...

...to take a shower
and change my clothes.

BOBBY: Well, if you would have stopped
shopping at a decent hour, I would have.

APRIL: I was just making up
for everything I didn't buy in London.

BOBBY:
Now, if I remember correctly...

...you were much too busy for shopping
in London.

APRIL:
Hmm...

Weren't we, though?

[BOBBY CHUCKLES]

I think this is the second-most
romantic night of my life.

The first being?

The night of the great waltz in Vienna.

That was nice.

But this is better, because we're married.

- What, you don't like being married?
- I love it.

I was just thinking about Sheila.

Maybe we should have
brought her tonight.

- You want a chaperone on our honeymoon?
- No.

I just feel so sorry for her.

I mean, it will be terrible to do this alone.

That is not something
you will ever have to worry about.

Promise me.

We'll never be like they were.

Let's not ever put off anything
that we wanna do.

Somethings have to wait
for the right time and place.

I'm serious.

I never want us
to lose any time we can spend together.

I promise you...

...whatever you want,
whenever you want.

Right now, I want to dance.

You hum, I'll lead.

[APRIL HUMMING]

- Have you seen your surprise yet?
- Everything looks the same to me.

In your suitcase.

Huh? Oh.

Under the false bottom.

So sue me, I saw it.

I bet you're gonna like it.

It was hard to do.

Those little plastic scissors.

I wanted to get you a shawl.

DONNA:
But this was better. It's from all of us.

J.R.:
Oh, my God, the voting rights.

JORDAN:
Bobby?

Bobby Ewing?

April, what a surprise.

- Hello, Jordan.
- I don't believe it.

I'm sorry I missed the wedding,
but congratulations.

Thank you. We heard
you were on a world tour, traveling.

Well, not much else to do once I retired.

I've been thinking about
going back into business again.

- You're kidding.
- Ah, just thinking about it.

I'm surprised you let him
talk you into this, April.

Into what?

Well, taking a business trip
on your honeymoon.

What are you talking about?

Now, don't you try to pretend you're
not here for the same big conference I am.

- What conference?
- You mean you really don't know?

Jordan, what are you talking about?

The OPEC ministers,
they're meeting here in Paris soon.

Gonna be a big reception, they're gonna tell
the world about their plans for next year.

Hear they're gonna be revolutionary.

Well, I haven't heard about it,
and frankly, I don't care.

I'm here on my honeymoon.
No business, period.

[APRIL LAUGHS]

April, you've changed him
for the better already.

All right, no business but...

...I'm gonna be here another week,
I'd like to take you two to dinner.

That is, if you don't object to having
an old friend butting in on your honeymoon.

- I think I'd like that.
JORDAN: Well...

I'm staying at the Crillon.

- You just give me a call, let me know when.
- We'll do it.

Matter of fact, we might have somebody
to keep you company.

Good, I love a mystery.

Well, you two have a nice night now.

As I'm sure you will.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Wasn't that strange, running into him?

It didn't take you too long
to turn into little miss matchmaker.

Don't you think
he's a little old for Sheila?

What harm can it do for us
to have dinner?

Might make things better for her.

Well, we'll see, won't we?

[APRIL CHUCKLES]

[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

Well, quite a turnout.

- Aren't you going to dance?
- Oh, yeah, in a couple of minutes.

I see all the ladies aren't here.

Anita? The belle of the ball?

Yeah, well,
she can liven up a party, that's for sure.

She's been on the warpath
the last couple of days.

She's locked in her room.

Oh.

Well, there was another lady, uh,
older, very regal.

- You mean Lady Montfort.
- Yeah, yeah, I think that's her name.

- Where's she?
- She's gone.

Oh? Gone where?

Transferred, to another institution
for women only.

She'll be better off there.

[SIGHS]

So, uh, if you're gonna dance,
these are your partners.

Wonderful.

- Honey, did you get the passports back?
- Stop worrying, they're right here.

I don't suppose you wanna sit down,
grab something to eat, maybe a beer, huh?

So many shops, so little time.

Now-- Oh, sorry.

Yeah, well, okay.

APRIL:
Mmm.

Hey, look.

It's pretty good, almost looks like him.

- Actually, it's not bad.
- Ha, ha.

- Well, then what do you say?
- To what?

To 3 “Ne souvenir.

- Well, Bobby, it's 50--
- Touristy, I know.

I want our grandkids
to have something...

...to remind them
how beautiful Grandma used to be.

Beautiful subject, monsieur.
I will do her full justice.

- What do you say?
- Ha, ha.

Okay, okay.

Just don't make me laugh
while I'm sitting here.

Do a perfect job, this is a souvenir
of our honeymoon in Paris.

Along with everything
that's not nailed down.

[LAUGHS]

Honey, you know, it is possible
to have the shops ship some of this stuff.

And then we don't have
to stand in the customs lines for hours...

...having it all declared.

You're the one
that keeps telling me to buy things.

You're trying
to pretend you're not enjoying this.

Oh, I'm enjoying myself.

Now, why don't we grab a taxi and go back
to the hotel and rest up until tonight.

Why don't we stay in
and have room service.

That's a good idea.

[APRIL GASPS]

Oh, Bobby, look at these purses.

Mom would die for one of these.

All right, I know where we are.
We can come back tomorrow.

Oh, come on, it'll only take a minute.

- Honey, I don't wanna go in another store.
- Then wait right here.

[SIGHS]

April run off and leave you already?

Hello, Jordan.

My God, I've seen more of you here
than I did in Dallas.

She's inside getting one last thing.

Oh, there's no such animal
as one last thing.

There's a café down there.
How about a drink while you're waiting?

Yeah, just a second.

[KNOCKS]

I think we have time for dinner, Jordan.

Okay, I got it.

[KNOCKS]

- Yes?
JAMES: Cally, it's James.

[SIGHS]

Hi. How you doing?

- Do you really care?
- Well, that's why I'm here.

I just wanted
to make sure you're all right.

I'm just fine.

Well, you wouldn't be if I let J.R. out.

CALLY: Oh, you kept him in there
for me, did you?

Now, what do you think?

I thought about it a lot
and I think you did it for you.

You just used me
for your own dumb revenge on J.R.

Now, that isn't so. I did it for both of us.

Then let's let him out now.

I hate him,
but what we're doing is wrong.

Look, I have the other release papers.

- Let's use them.
- Why?

He was up to
one of his usual dirty tricks.

Well, I think it's about time
something backfired on him.

[CALLY SIGHS]

- What's wrong now?
- I don't like what I see in you.

I thought you were
this wonderful, kind friend.

Somebody I could really trust.

Now you're just
some kind of avenging angel.

What are you talking about?
I only did what he would've in my place.

You know what?
You are too damn much like J.R.

- You think like him, you act like him.
- You're wrong.

- How can you forget so easy?
- I haven't forgotten.

All the women he made love to? What about
throwing you off of Southfork, all the lies?

I know all that,
but I still wouldn't do what you did.

Yeah, because you don't have the guts.

No, because I don't have to prove to him
that I'm stronger, tougher, smarter.

- That I'm a better man than he is.
- Neither do I.

I only wanted to show him
that I could beat him.

But you haven't beaten him,
you've become him.

What's next?
Marrying me and raising his child?

That is sick. You know, you're really sick.

Don't you understand
I'm nothing like him?

That's the worst part about it,
you don't even realize what you've become.

- No, I realize I was wrong about you.
- No, I was wrong about you.

I got rid of one J.R.
and almost ended up with another one.

Now, you just get out
and leave me alone.

You don't have to say that twice.

But you're wrong about me.

Jordan, she has got to be done by now.

- I'll get it.
- All right, we'll see you later.

- Bye, Jordan.
- Bye.

BOBBY: Excuse me.
- Yes?

My wife was in here looking
at some handbags.

Oh, yes, I remember.

She left a few minutes ago.

Are you sure?

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

Yes.

Okay, thanks.

- You don't see her?
- No, I don't.

Perhaps she thought you left
and took a taxi to your hotel.

[SCOFFS]

Well, she doesn't know
her way around here very well.

Well, I guess you're right.

Nobody dumps me.

I've been waiting to pay you back.

They threw me in the hole, I just got out.
I looked for you at the dance.

- Why didn't you come to my room?
- Well, they told me you were locked up.

Give me another chance.

My room, tomorrow night.

And you better be great.

Otherwise, they're gonna find you
with this sticking right out of your ear.

Thank you.

CLERK: Mr. Ewing, your key?
- Uh, no.

Actually, I was hoping my wife
might have picked it up. You seen her?

I'm not sure,
but I think she went into the bar.

Just, uh, five minutes ago.

Great. Would you take these up
to my room, please?

Of course.

SHEILA:
Hi there.

Hi.

You look all lost and lonely.
May I buy you a drink?

Uh, you didn't see April
in here, did you?

You two get separated?

Heh, yeah, we did.
I thought she'd be back here by now.

Well, this is as good a place as any
to wait for her.

- How about that drink?
- All right, I will, thank you.

I'll have a Scotch on the rocks.

Honeymooners should never drink alone,
ha, ha.

Yes. I'll have another one too, please.

My name's Bobby Ewing, would you tell
the front desk I'm in here, please?

- Of course, sir.
- Thanks.

So how was your day?

Quiet. I, um, did the things
tourists usually do.

The Eiffel Tower, the Louvre, you know.

Listen. We're going out to Versailles
tomorrow, why don't you come with us.

You're very sweet, Bobby.

But you and April
really deserve time alone together.

[SIGHS]

Thank you.

What a wonderful husband
you're going to make.

[CHUCKLES]

To husbands.

Here, here.

James.

How are you, son?

Just wonderful.

You're not, uh, still hot at me
for canceling that deal, are you?

No.

It was the first
in along line of lessons I got.

I'd have gone through with it, but your daddy
made it clear he'd give me trouble if I did.

Yeah, what else is new?

Don't suppose you know where your dad is.
Having a hell of a time trying to reach him.

Why?

Need him to help you open a race track?

[CHUCKLES]

You are still mad.

No, this has nothing to do with business.
More of a little fun.

- He got you pimping for him?
- Don't ruffle my feathers, boy.

It so happens your daddy and I, uh, play
a little high-stakes poker from time to time.

Group of high rollers coming to town.

Gonna be a big game.

Yeah? Well, I guess
he's gonna have to miss it.

He's tied up. Out of town right now.

Well, that's too bad.

I know how he loves the action.

Just have to fill the seat
somewhere else.

- He 3 good poker Mayer?
-one oi the best.

Yeah, it must run in the family.

Hey, I'll take that empty seat.

Oh, this is a big game, son, no limit.

Only the best.

Anything J.R. can do, I can do.

Strictly cash, no IOUs.

Six figures.

I'll get to my bank this afternoon.

Well...

...I guess you're old enough
to know what you want.

Hmm, here's the address.

Tomorrow night.

Eight o'clock, sharp.

I'll be there.

You know, for your sake...

...I hope you are as good as you seem.

See you then.

I'm as good as J.R., that's for sure.

Hmm, cost you four to see that.

He's too good for me.

GOLDMAN:
I'm out.

I'll call.

- What have you got?
- Pair of threes.

- I thought you were bluffing.
- Ha, ha.

I never saw anybody
that could play as good as you.

He's just lucky, that's all.

We make our own luck, boys.
Your deal, Dania.

You seen them? I can't find them.

- What?
- My knitting needles, they're all gone.

You know, I always wondered why
they let you have those things.

They could be lethal in the wrong hands.

Maybe somebody took them
to avoid trouble.

They're only rubber,
how can they hurt anybody?

Oh, I'd like to get my hands
on whoever took them.

Yeah, who would do something like that?

RYAN:
Deal the cards.

So he said, "Oh, don't bother to wrap it.
I'll eat it right here."

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Well, my feeble attempt
to try to cheer you up.

Oh, I know, I know.

It's been over two hours now.

She'll show up.

If she's anything like me,
she's probably having trouble finding a taxi.

They're not famous
for stopping for single women, you know.

Well, thank you so much for joining me.

But believe it or not,
I have something to do tonight.

- Good for you.
- Heh.

And don't worry.

Thank you for today.

[SIGHS]

Can I have my check, please?

Oh, thank you.

BOBBY: Could I have my room key?
- Mrs. Ewing just took the key up, sir.

[SIGHS]

- Why didn't you call me in the bar?
- She said not to bother you.

She'd wait in the room.

It's okay, thank you very much.

Well, that's, um,
four hands in a row you've lost.

Well, just trying to make it interesting
for you boys.

I know, I know.

You could probably
win every hand if you wanted.

No one can win every hand.

- He could.
- No, he couldn't.

[DOOR OPENS]

[MOUTHS]
Morrisey.

Guess who's back.

Now, aren't you all glad to see me?

- April?
APRIL: Be right there.

[SIGHS]

Honey.

You had me worried sick.

You know, if you were having trouble,
I wish you would've given me a call.

I'm afraid she couldn't call.

What are you doing here?

- Where's April?
- She's fine.

I'm just taking her place for a few days.

As long as you do exactly as you're told,
she'll stay fine.

But one wrong move, and she's dead.

NARRATOR:
This season on Dallas:

We will kill her if we have to.

I hope you don't ask me to come up
with a pair of handcuffs.

[SHEILA CHUCKLES]

Grin and bear it, darling.

I gotta get out of here
before they turn me into a vegetable.

BOBBY:
The offer still stands.

If you want me, you can have me.

This is crazy.

There are very good reasons
for what we're doing.

[YELPS]

ANITA:
Oh!

BOBBY:
April.

[CROWD SCREAMING]

Come on, let's get out of here.

No reason for you to wait, honey.

He's 3 Wing cheating'
whoring' no-good bastard.

- You can't blame the all business.
- To hell with the all business.

Well, I thought since we'll be sharing J.R.
it'd be nice to get to know one another.

MICHELLE:
What an odd thing to say.

He is despicable.

How can you stand
seeing so much of his face?

Because the payoff
is going to be so sweet.

- You're as dumb as you are big.
- I'll take you apart right now.

J.R. and I are lovers.

I wanna introduce you
to your new sister.

Janine Robin Ewing.

There's really nothing to it.

All you have to do is marry me.

I'm just looking for a reason
to blow your head off.

[CROWD SCREAMING]

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