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[kissing and panting]
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[moaning]
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[alarm beeping]
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-Oh--
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we missed our window.
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-Plenty of windows
are out there.
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[giggling]
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[baby crying]
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-Keenan doesn't have a snooze
button, does he?
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-Um, yeah, actually.
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Right behind his left ear.
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Don't kill him, all right?
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-Oh, no.
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No, no.
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We're gonna make a sleeper
out of him.
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OK.
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All right.
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I got this.
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I got this.
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[laughing]
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-OK, give Daddy his
glasses back.
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Give me-- give me the glasses.
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Yeah.
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Ahh!
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Ow, ow--
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give Daddy his glasses back.
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Give Daddy his glasses back.
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Mwah!
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Thanks.
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-Mm-hmm.
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-You look sharp.
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-Mm, I didn't have
time to iron.
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-Well, I can't tell.
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No coffee for you.
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No coffee for you.
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Oh, you know what?
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You're gonna need gas.
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-Oh, OK.
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Got money?
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-I missed out.
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Yeah.
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Can you take him?
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-Yeah.
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Hi, baby.
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-OK.
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Gas money, gas money.
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-[mutters]
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-Love you, buddy.
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-Say bye to Dad.
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-Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.
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OK.
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Hey.
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Are you going to have
time to talk to Doug
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about the raise today?
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-Yeah, I'll talk to him today.
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-OK.
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-OK.
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Love you.
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Bye.
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Bye-bye.
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-Let me know how it goes.
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-Bye, Keenan.
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I will.
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MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN):
Yo, Craig.
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Doug wants to see you.
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-Hey, Craig.
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How you doing, buddy?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Good.
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How's everything?
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Audrey good?
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Listen, uh, we're downsizing
a little bit, so--
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[slow music playing]
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CRAIG (ON PHONE): Hey, babe.
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I just wanted to let you know
I'm going to be a little late.
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I'm gonna go grab a drink
with Enrique after work.
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So I'll see you tonight.
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Love you.
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Bye.
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-Oh, god.
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-Give me your money.
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-Oh, shit.
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-Give it all to me,
Craig Daniels.
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-Lake--
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[cackling]
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-Oh, Vince.
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Oh my god, man.
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You scared the shit out of me.
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-Well, you gotta watch
your back, brother.
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How many times have
I told you that?
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-Yeah, yeah.
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-Look at you, man.
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I haven't seen you
in a minute.
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Hey, whatever you're drinking
I'm buying, OK?
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-Thanks.
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No, actually I gotta
get out of here.
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I gotta get home.
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-Are you kidding me?
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I haven't seen you
in five years.
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I'm not letting you leave
without a drink.
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-Really, five years?
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-Five years, man.
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One drink.
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-Yeah, OK.
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Yeah, I'll have another one.
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-Yeah, my man.
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Um, whatever he's having,
and, uh, Jameson
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on the rocks, please.
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Wow.
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What the fuck are you
doing here, man?
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I mean, you're obviously looking
for trouble, right?
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[chuckling]
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-Oh my god.
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-Oh, yeah.
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-You're married?
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No way.
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-Yeah.
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-You got kids too?
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-Yeah, I have a 15-month-old
son.
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-Wow.
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-Want to see his picture?
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-Yeah.
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Yeah, show me the
little bugger.
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-His name's Keenan.
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-Wow.
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Keenan, huh?
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I mean, he looks just like you.
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-Yeah.
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Same hairline.
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[laughter]
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-And that's-- that's--
that's your wife?
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-That's Audrey, yeah.
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-She's beautiful, man.
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-Thanks.
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-Congratulations.
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Busy five years, huh?
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-Yep.
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-So let me guess.
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You got a house up in Silver
Lake, a couple of bulldogs
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running around.
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-Yeah.
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-A little office where you
do all your writing.
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You still writing?
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-Yeah.
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-Wow.
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-So, um, you got any pictures
in your wallet?
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-No, no.
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Not me.
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No.
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I got a couple pictures in my
phone, but you probably don't
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want to see those.
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Do you want to see those?
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-No.
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[laughter]
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-Oh, fuck.
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I--
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I've been creeping on this thing
over here for a little
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while, man.
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That's-- that's a dime, right?
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What do you think it takes
to lock something
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like that up, huh?
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House in the hills and
a Mercedes, probably.
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-I wouldn't know.
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-No, you wouldn't.
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You're off the market
for good now.
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One piece of ass for the
rest of your life?
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You kidding me?
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-Yeah, when you're in it, you
don't even really think about
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it.
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-Not me.
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As soon as I get in it,
I'm already thinking
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about the next one.
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[chuckling]
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-Oh--
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-So I see, uh, work's
keeping you busy?
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-Oh--
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yeah.
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Yeah.
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-You paying the bills OK?
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-Yeah, I mean, I get by.
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You know.
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I'm--
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I'm not rich, but--
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-Let me ask you something.
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When you--
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when you go to collect
money, right, like--
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how-- how's it go down?
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Like, how does that work?
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-What-- what do you mean?
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-Well, like, does it always
have to get violent?
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Can you sometimes maybe
talk to them, or
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like, intimidate them?
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I don't know.
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I'm asking.
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-You owe me some money, buddy.
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Remember?
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You have a gambling problem.
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Time to pay.
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Why-- no--
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I don't-- why you asking?
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-No, I'm just--
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-Are you, like, researching
a book or something?
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What--
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-No, no.
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-What's going on?
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-I'm in trouble, man.
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-OK.
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-We got an eviction notice this
morning, and, uh, if I
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don't pay in a few days, we're
gonna be on the street.
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-Fuck.
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-I don't have a job since,
like, an hour ago, so--
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-I'm sorry, man.
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Look, I--
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I can help you out.
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I got a couple hundred bucks.
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-Look, I need 4,500.
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-Yeah, that's-- that's a little
rich for my blood.
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So that's-- that's why
you're asking?
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You're looking for work?
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-Oh, no, no, no.
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No, just curious.
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-Yeah.
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You know, Craig, I once broke a
guy's arm for $80 while his
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daughter watched.
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You think you're capable of
doing something like that?
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God, don't get so heavy.
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-I'm not.
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I'm cool.
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-My god, you got so depressed
over the last five years.
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-No, it's good.
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It's good.
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I, uh--
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I'm gonna go drain.
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-All right.
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-I'll be right back.
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-Yeah.
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Craig Daniels.
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Craig Daniels.
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God damn.
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[snorting]
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-Sorry.
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What's up?
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-Hey Craig.
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These guys want to buy
the next round, man.
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Come on, saddle up.
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They were just looking
for a little company.
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-Hey.
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Party, party.
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Cool.
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All right.
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You guys like tequila?
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-Um, yeah.
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Yeah, sure.
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-Bartender, three shots of your
finest tequila, please.
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You know-- wait-- hold--
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I'm sorry.
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Uh, just, matter of fact, give
me the whole bottle.
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And the cranberry juice.
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-Yeah?
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What are your names?
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-I'm Colin.
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This is my wife, Violet.
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-Hey, how you doing?
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I'm Vince.
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-Vince?
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All right.
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-Craig.
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-Craig.
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It's Violet's birthday today,
so we thought we'd
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go out on the town.
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You know, get a little crazy.
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-Happy birthday.
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-Right?
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-Thanks.
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There she is.
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Put it right there.
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-You sure?
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This is a $300 bottle
of tequila.
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-Oh, my.
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Oh, this is embarrassing.
283
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,343
Uh--
284
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,679
uh-- yeah, it's fine.
285
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:44,764
What's your name?
286
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,982
-Caren.
287
00:12:45,981 --> 00:12:46,565
-Caren with a K or a C?
288
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:47,567
-C.
289
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,735
-There you go, Caren with a C.
290
00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:50,819
-Thanks.
291
00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:51,604
-The glasses come with?
292
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,355
Oh, good.
293
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,030
Gentlemen.
294
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,834
To my amazing wife, Violet.
295
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:09,339
The past six months have been
so fucking awesome.
296
00:13:09,338 --> 00:13:11,841
I love the shit out of you.
297
00:13:11,841 --> 00:13:13,843
-Love you too.
298
00:13:13,843 --> 00:13:15,345
-All right, to Violet.
299
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:18,597
Oh.
300
00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:20,099
God damn.
301
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,050
-That's smooth.
302
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,101
-Yeah, it's all right.
303
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,052
I have this bottle at home.
304
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,136
It used to belong
to Pancho Villa.
305
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,639
It cost me, like,
what, $10,000.
306
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,140
-What?
307
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,691
-Yeah, isn't that crazy?
308
00:13:28,691 --> 00:13:30,276
Uh, so anyway-- what do
you guys-- what do you
309
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,861
guys do for a living?
310
00:13:31,861 --> 00:13:34,313
Do you, like, uh, work at
a car wash or something?
311
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,365
-Oh, you mean because
of the monkey suit?
312
00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:37,867
-Well, I didn't-- no offense.
313
00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:38,868
I assumed manager.
314
00:13:38,868 --> 00:13:39,702
-No, no, no.
315
00:13:39,702 --> 00:13:41,787
We're just old friends
catching up,
316
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:42,788
having a couple of drinks.
317
00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:43,539
-Right on.
318
00:13:43,539 --> 00:13:45,124
Old friends is good.
319
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,075
-Yeah.
320
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,043
No, we used to skateboard
together.
321
00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:49,045
We played music in
high school.
322
00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:49,962
-You guys go way deep.
323
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:50,546
-Yeah.
324
00:13:50,546 --> 00:13:51,380
Yeah.
325
00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:51,630
No, simpler times.
326
00:13:52,214 --> 00:13:52,715
Yep.
327
00:13:52,715 --> 00:13:55,167
-Occasionally.
328
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,168
-Mystery man.
329
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:56,669
Occasionally.
330
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:57,670
Ber.
331
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,638
Bum.
332
00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:00,222
You should be wearing a suit
and a tie or something.
333
00:14:00,222 --> 00:14:02,057
This guy-- ruh-ruh
ruh-ruh-ruh.
334
00:14:02,057 --> 00:14:03,926
A very proper man.
335
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,394
Oh, uh, Violet--
336
00:14:05,394 --> 00:14:06,845
we should, uh, take
some candids.
337
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,847
Take some-- take
some pictures.
338
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,098
We should document this, right?
339
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:09,982
-OK--
340
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,484
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Come on.
341
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:12,985
-All right, you want to
take some pictures?
342
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:13,486
OK.
343
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:13,986
Yeah, sure.
344
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:15,487
-Say cheese.
345
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:16,989
-Cheese.
346
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:19,074
Oh god, that's bright.
347
00:14:19,074 --> 00:14:19,825
Oh.
348
00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:20,409
-Let me get in there.
349
00:14:20,409 --> 00:14:21,911
-You want another one?
350
00:14:21,911 --> 00:14:22,495
OK.
351
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:23,945
-Here we go.
352
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:24,914
-One, two, three.
353
00:14:24,914 --> 00:14:25,998
-All right.
354
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,533
Did you take it?
355
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,035
How's it look?
356
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,541
Ooh.
357
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,043
Mm.
358
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:37,960
Oh, here we go.
359
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,928
-What?
360
00:14:38,928 --> 00:14:39,929
What's going on?
361
00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:42,181
-We got this little bet going.
362
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:44,100
You see that old dude
at the bar?
363
00:14:44,099 --> 00:14:46,551
Every time he checks out the
bartender's ass, Violet wins.
364
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,021
Every time he checks out
her tits, I win.
365
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:53,058
Motherfucker.
366
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,560
-Wait, wait.
367
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,395
And that-- that's $100
every single time?
368
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,314
-Yeah, it's not, like, a serious
bet or anything.
369
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,816
-We have fun.
370
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,317
-We have fun.
371
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,285
I got an idea.
372
00:15:02,284 --> 00:15:02,818
Here we go.
373
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,320
Idea man.
374
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,205
All right, whichever of
you fellas does this
375
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:08,457
shot first gets $50.
376
00:15:08,457 --> 00:15:09,408
Boom.
377
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,409
-$50?
378
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,410
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): $50.
379
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,411
-Wait, what?
380
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,914
-Oh.
381
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:15,915
Wins.
382
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,416
Meanwhile-- wait, what?
383
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,004
Pay attention.
384
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,005
Pay attention.
385
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:23,422
-That was short-lived.
386
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:24,507
Here you go, buddy.
387
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:25,508
-What are you doing?
388
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:26,975
No no, he didn't
even do a shot.
389
00:15:26,976 --> 00:15:27,343
-No, it's all right.
390
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,428
He--
391
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,063
-No, that's your money.
392
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:32,514
-All right.
393
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:33,515
I won't argue.
394
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,684
-Gotta play by the
rules, guys.
395
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,186
That's the only way
to have fun.
396
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,404
Shot game.
397
00:15:43,492 --> 00:15:46,362
You are a misfit.
398
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,581
What island are you from?
399
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,582
[laughter]
400
00:15:56,839 --> 00:15:59,041
-Ah--
401
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,627
-There he is.
402
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,511
Aww.
403
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,796
Fuck you, we're not
gonna start.
404
00:16:04,179 --> 00:16:06,264
One dart, face.
405
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:06,766
-On his face?
406
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:07,767
-$50.
407
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:08,717
-All right.
408
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:09,268
All right.
409
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:09,769
Here it goes.
410
00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:10,936
Ready?
411
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:11,687
-Oh!
412
00:16:11,687 --> 00:16:12,771
-Oh, come on!
413
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:13,772
So close.
414
00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:14,773
-Oh my god.
415
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:15,274
Hold on.
416
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:15,775
Check her out.
417
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:16,776
Check her out.
418
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:17,225
There.
419
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:17,610
-Who?
420
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:18,694
-Black dress.
421
00:16:18,694 --> 00:16:20,196
-Oh god.
422
00:16:20,195 --> 00:16:22,447
No, that's-- that's a rough
stretch woman right there.
423
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:22,949
-Pfft.
424
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:23,949
-It's really rough.
425
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:24,950
OK, here we go.
426
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:30,323
All right, um, $200 to anyone
who gets her so pissed she
427
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,824
slaps your face.
428
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,825
-$200?
429
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,826
-200.
430
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,328
You want to take this?
431
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,578
-I don't know.
432
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:37,879
-Look, if you don't step
up, I'm gonna, man.
433
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:38,881
That's 200 bones.
434
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:44,303
-All right.
435
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,173
-She's just gonna slap you.
436
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,674
She's just gonna slap you.
437
00:16:52,895 --> 00:16:54,397
-Hey.
438
00:16:54,897 --> 00:16:55,898
-Yeah?
439
00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:56,899
What?
440
00:16:56,899 --> 00:16:58,401
-What?
441
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,187
-What-- what-- what the fuck
do you want, creep?
442
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,188
Huh?
443
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:04,689
-Did you-- did you
go to Parkside?
444
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,192
I'm sorry, I thought you
were somebody else.
445
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,326
I'm sorry.
446
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,411
-He's walking back.
447
00:17:09,411 --> 00:17:10,412
-Walking back.
448
00:17:10,412 --> 00:17:10,913
-He's walking back.
449
00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:12,498
He's walking back.
450
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,083
-All right, you know what?
451
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,084
Watch the master at work.
452
00:17:15,084 --> 00:17:17,086
OK?
453
00:17:17,086 --> 00:17:18,454
Excuse me.
454
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,214
-Oh!
455
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,214
-Oh!
456
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:32,968
[laughter]
457
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:33,936
-Pay up, brother.
458
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,471
-How'd you get her to do that?
459
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,472
-I told her I'd buy
her a drink if she
460
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,023
slapped me in the face.
461
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:39,975
[groaning]
462
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:40,976
-What?
463
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,979
-It's a little bit of a cheat,
but I'm gonna let it slide.
464
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,447
I'm gonna let it slide.
465
00:17:44,446 --> 00:17:45,981
-Whoa, put that shit away.
466
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,483
-Sh.
467
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,484
Dude, there's enough
for everyone.
468
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,368
-No, no, no.
469
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:50,953
Take it in the bathroom
or something.
470
00:17:50,953 --> 00:17:53,456
-Hey, I am--
471
00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:54,957
I am comfortable here.
472
00:17:54,957 --> 00:17:56,459
That bathroom stinks,
all right?
473
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:57,459
-Oh, she's coming.
474
00:17:57,459 --> 00:17:58,460
She's coming over now.
475
00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,461
She's coming over now.
476
00:17:59,461 --> 00:18:01,046
-Hey, you guys can't
do that here.
477
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:02,664
[snorting]
478
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:05,133
-Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
479
00:18:05,134 --> 00:18:06,168
Caren--
480
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,470
let me fix this.
481
00:18:08,470 --> 00:18:10,222
It feels broken to me.
482
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,223
Here.
483
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:12,174
That's like a curtain.
484
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:15,144
You can't even see
over here, right?
485
00:18:15,144 --> 00:18:16,595
Caren.
486
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,514
You's the best.
487
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,016
Thank you, Caren.
488
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,520
[chuckling]
489
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,521
-All right, can I--
490
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,522
-Please, hit it.
491
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:27,490
-Oh, yeah.
492
00:18:27,489 --> 00:18:28,824
-Where are we going next?
493
00:18:28,824 --> 00:18:29,825
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): You want
to move-- move camp?
494
00:18:29,825 --> 00:18:30,326
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Yeah.
495
00:18:30,325 --> 00:18:32,327
-Um, ooh--
496
00:18:32,327 --> 00:18:34,329
I know a really good
strip club.
497
00:18:34,329 --> 00:18:35,831
Are you all right strip clubs?
498
00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:37,333
It's a really classy joint.
499
00:18:37,332 --> 00:18:37,833
-Yes.
500
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:39,334
-She's OK with that?
501
00:18:39,334 --> 00:18:40,335
Want to get a couple
lap dances, buddy?
502
00:18:40,335 --> 00:18:40,836
-No, no, no.
503
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,287
I gotta go home.
504
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:42,788
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Boo, Craig.
505
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,205
-For real?
506
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,289
That's not--
507
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,290
for real?
508
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,792
You know what you need?
509
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,793
You need to get a little
intoxicated with a buddy of
510
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,795
yours that you haven't
hung out with in a
511
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,297
very, very long time.
512
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:52,298
That's exactly what you need.
513
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:53,299
-That's exactly right.
514
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,133
You want to hurt feelings?
515
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,469
It's Violet's birthday.
516
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,352
Look at her crying.
517
00:18:57,352 --> 00:18:58,854
She wants you to say.
518
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,191
-All right, I will hang out for
just a little bit longer.
519
00:19:02,191 --> 00:19:02,692
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Yes.
520
00:19:03,692 --> 00:19:04,977
-But that's it.
521
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,228
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Get over
here and hit this.
522
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,229
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): That's
really nice, man.
523
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,113
-No, no, no.
524
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:08,397
I'm not having any of that.
525
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:09,398
I'll get diarrhea.
526
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:10,282
[techno music]
527
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:47,402
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): This place
is bullshit, man.
528
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,488
-This place is fucking
awesome.
529
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,940
-No touching.
530
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,442
Come on.
531
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:59,748
Tell you what, I'll give you
$200 whoever touches that
532
00:19:59,748 --> 00:20:02,534
stripper's ass with a slap.
533
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,869
-Oh, come on.
534
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,290
-$200?
535
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,843
-Yeah.
536
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:12,794
No.
537
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,135
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Oh, shit.
538
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,853
Let's go, baby.
539
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:25,940
[laughing]
540
00:20:25,941 --> 00:20:26,942
-That was too good.
541
00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:30,362
-How about we laugh about it
in the car, all right?
542
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:31,947
-Come on, slow down, Turbo.
543
00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:32,948
-No, look-- never mind.
544
00:20:32,948 --> 00:20:34,032
You know what, Vince?
545
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,534
It was great catching
up with you.
546
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:36,535
Nice meeting you guys.
547
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:37,036
But I really--
548
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:38,203
I gotta get home.
549
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:38,787
-Oh, come on, Craig.
550
00:20:38,787 --> 00:20:40,238
Are you kidding me, Craig?
551
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:40,740
Come on.
552
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:41,240
-Hey.
553
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,325
Assholes.
554
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,326
-What are you doing?
555
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,327
What's up?
556
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,328
-You the one who hit
one of our girls?
557
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,212
-No, I didn't do it.
558
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:47,462
It wasn't me.
559
00:20:47,462 --> 00:20:48,546
I swear to God.
560
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:49,498
-You lying piece of shit.
561
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,666
I'll fuck you up.
562
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,001
-Craig, $500 if you
hit him first.
563
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,723
Oh!
564
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,765
[groaning]
565
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:33,759
-Aw--
566
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:51,943
Oof.
567
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,152
Shit.
568
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:08,877
Aw, shit.
569
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,799
[distant voices]
570
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,764
[strumming guitar]
571
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:29,848
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): Yeah,
that's awesome.
572
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:30,849
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): That's--
573
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,851
did you just--
574
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,853
did you just make that up?
575
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,355
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): I was
just following her.
576
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,824
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Go in,
like, from the outside.
577
00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:40,826
Like, from the inside
here like bath--
578
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:41,777
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): Uh-huh.
579
00:22:42,244 --> 00:22:42,828
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): So
you wouldn't be
580
00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:44,029
able to hear outside.
581
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,364
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): Oh, nice.
582
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,365
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): So we do
have a set at the studio.
583
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,366
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): Nice.
584
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:47,917
Oh, that's good.
585
00:22:47,916 --> 00:22:48,500
-Here he is.
586
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,001
-Hey.
587
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,002
Sleeping beauty.
588
00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:51,453
-Where are we?
589
00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:52,954
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Hey, you
dropped like a souffle, dude.
590
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,374
So we had to split before
the cops got there.
591
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,176
We thought, you know what?
592
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:58,677
Let's just bring him here,
get you cleaned up.
593
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:00,929
I got some sick painkillers
for you too.
594
00:23:00,929 --> 00:23:02,431
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): He's got
this place dialed in, man.
595
00:23:02,431 --> 00:23:05,768
There's, like, 1,000 years of
scotch in here right now.
596
00:23:05,767 --> 00:23:06,051
-Here.
597
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,135
Here.
598
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:07,636
Hold on, hold on.
599
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:09,054
I got it, I got it.
600
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,806
[too loud music]
601
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,896
-Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry.
602
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:17,896
Sorry, sorry.
603
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,398
I forgot.
604
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,399
Sorry.
605
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,572
Here you go.
606
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,657
Hey, I'm proud of you.
607
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:31,209
You hit him first.
608
00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:33,712
-I didn't think I was gonna get
in a fight tonight, man.
609
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:34,213
-You know what?
610
00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:35,714
I--
611
00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:36,715
I don't think that you
can necessarily call
612
00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:37,716
that a fight, brother.
613
00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:39,217
Here, that'll make
you feel better.
614
00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:40,218
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): But
you know what?
615
00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:40,719
That was awesome.
616
00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:41,720
that was--
617
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:43,722
that was bad-ass
is what it was.
618
00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:44,723
It was so awesome.
619
00:23:44,723 --> 00:23:45,724
This--
620
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,175
here's the thing.
621
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,678
You will never forget this
night, you know, or who you
622
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:50,762
were with--
623
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,814
me and Vince and Violet.
624
00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:56,401
I mean, even if you never
see us again, you will
625
00:23:56,401 --> 00:23:57,736
never forget us.
626
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,438
I think that's some
awesome shit.
627
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:00,855
I mean, I--
628
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:01,857
I honestly think about shit
like that all the time.
629
00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:06,578
-Yeah!
630
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:07,579
Give him a yeah!
631
00:24:10,165 --> 00:24:12,751
-I just want to go home.
632
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,670
[vibrating]
633
00:24:21,343 --> 00:24:22,344
-Hey, uh--
634
00:24:22,844 --> 00:24:25,013
I'm gonna get those
painkillers.
635
00:24:25,013 --> 00:24:27,599
I've got, like, a straight
up pharmacy here.
636
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:29,601
Actually, my brother's
a real pharmacist.
637
00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:30,602
But it doesn't matter.
638
00:24:30,852 --> 00:24:32,137
All right, roll with
me, Vince.
639
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,608
-He owes you one.
640
00:24:36,608 --> 00:24:39,060
[laughing]
641
00:25:07,222 --> 00:25:09,057
-I can email these
to you later.
642
00:25:11,893 --> 00:25:16,564
Here, let me get something
to clean you up a bit.
643
00:25:16,565 --> 00:25:18,150
-OK.
644
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:30,078
-Now, I mean, he's not-- he's
not gonna like that very much.
645
00:25:30,579 --> 00:25:31,080
-Come on, buddy.
646
00:25:31,079 --> 00:25:32,581
It's gonna be hilarious.
647
00:25:32,581 --> 00:25:34,583
-(CHUCKLING) OK.
648
00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:35,084
All right.
649
00:25:35,584 --> 00:25:36,085
OK.
650
00:25:36,084 --> 00:25:37,085
-All right, let me-- give me--
651
00:25:37,586 --> 00:25:38,087
I'm gonna grab some
party favors.
652
00:25:38,086 --> 00:25:38,587
-Yeah.
653
00:25:38,587 --> 00:25:39,588
Yeah, yeah.
654
00:25:53,435 --> 00:25:54,519
Ta-da.
655
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:55,354
-Wow.
656
00:25:55,353 --> 00:25:56,437
Oh my god.
657
00:25:56,438 --> 00:25:57,439
You sure know how
to party, huh?
658
00:25:57,439 --> 00:25:57,940
-Right?
659
00:25:57,939 --> 00:25:58,940
-Yeah.
660
00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:00,725
That's-- that's a whole
tackle box.
661
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:03,061
-We'll catch some
fish with this.
662
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,114
[laughter]
663
00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:09,535
-It's OK.
664
00:26:09,534 --> 00:26:11,036
Don't worry about it.
665
00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:13,906
I appreciate you trying
to help me out.
666
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:15,407
-I'll try and be more gentle.
667
00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:27,635
Have you ever broken
anything before?
668
00:26:27,636 --> 00:26:32,141
-Uh, just my foot.
669
00:26:32,641 --> 00:26:36,645
I was trying to do some stupid
skateboarding trick some time.
670
00:26:39,648 --> 00:26:42,067
-What did it feel like?
671
00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:45,988
-I don't even remember,
really.
672
00:26:45,987 --> 00:26:48,490
-I used to watched the older
kids in my neighborhood
673
00:26:48,490 --> 00:26:52,077
skateboard when I was
a little girl.
674
00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:53,161
-Yeah?
675
00:26:55,664 --> 00:27:02,171
-There was this one boy that
I sort of had a crush on.
676
00:27:02,170 --> 00:27:05,173
He was always trying harder
than all the others.
677
00:27:05,173 --> 00:27:12,180
And I remember one time he was
trying to do this trick.
678
00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:15,100
And they had set up a
jump on the curb.
679
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,102
He was trying to
pick up speed.
680
00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:22,223
And this SUV whipped
around the corner.
681
00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:30,231
I didn't actually see it
happen, but I heard it.
682
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:36,738
The sound that it made
when it hit him.
683
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,741
It was so strange.
684
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:43,745
It sounded like--
685
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:45,247
like branches snapping.
686
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,005
It sounded like he was
made out of wood.
687
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:01,680
-So the first thing they see
that allows them the
688
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:02,181
right to meet you.
689
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:03,181
Here you go.
690
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,683
This should do it.
691
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:05,684
-What is it?
692
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,687
-Uh, I think they're
Percocets.
693
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,189
I think.
694
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,190
But nothing a doctor
wouldn't prescribe.
695
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,159
So you're fine.
696
00:28:14,659 --> 00:28:15,660
In the clear.
697
00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:16,661
[snorting]
698
00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:23,869
-[whispers]
699
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,337
-All right, gang.
700
00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:26,787
Let's-- let's head outside.
701
00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:27,789
-Yeah.
702
00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:28,790
-Come on.
703
00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:29,791
I want to show you something.
704
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,294
-Come on, Craig.
705
00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:34,262
Come on, you got a little
patched up?
706
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:40,636
Move it, buddy.
707
00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:43,138
Ooh.
708
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:44,606
-Killer view, right?
709
00:28:44,606 --> 00:28:46,108
-Yeah.
710
00:28:46,107 --> 00:28:47,976
-Yeah, I have a-- another place
by the water in Palos
711
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,563
Verdes and a condo in Malibu.
712
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,564
But this is all--
713
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,533
this is all Violet's
baby right here.
714
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:57,952
I just gave her the checkbook
and I said, hey, whatever you
715
00:28:57,952 --> 00:29:00,371
create are my desires.
716
00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:01,489
And clearly she's
doing it, right?
717
00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:04,075
She put together every
inch of it.
718
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,079
-What?
719
00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:14,836
Oh, what the fuck?
720
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:15,970
[laughter]
721
00:29:15,970 --> 00:29:17,555
-Fuck off.
722
00:29:20,058 --> 00:29:20,559
-Craig, wait, wait, wait, wait.
723
00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:21,560
Come here.
724
00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:22,060
Don't be like that.
725
00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:23,478
Come here, man.
726
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:26,014
Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig.
727
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:26,932
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
728
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:29,233
Stop, stop, stop.
729
00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:30,235
-Oh, what are you gonna
take a shit on me now?
730
00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:31,737
Get the fuck out of here.
731
00:29:31,736 --> 00:29:32,737
-Relax, man.
732
00:29:32,737 --> 00:29:34,239
That was for $300, all right?
733
00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:35,240
You would have done the
same exact thing.
734
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,241
-Oh, yeah?
735
00:29:36,241 --> 00:29:37,609
You think so?
736
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:48,169
-I'm gonna rob him.
737
00:29:48,169 --> 00:29:49,253
-What?
738
00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:49,955
-This fucking idiot has
got a safe-full
739
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:51,038
of cash in his office.
740
00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:52,540
I'm gonna take it.
741
00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:01,132
-Are you insane, you
fucking ape?
742
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,134
I just want to get
out of here.
743
00:30:03,434 --> 00:30:08,139
-There is, like, $150,000
in cash in there.
744
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:10,191
Now, for him, that's a
drop in the bucket.
745
00:30:10,191 --> 00:30:12,610
But for us, that's a whole
new life, man.
746
00:30:12,610 --> 00:30:13,978
Think about it.
747
00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:15,563
-I'm not gonna rob him.
748
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:16,948
-OK, fine.
749
00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:21,202
That's fine, but the last time
I checked you needed money.
750
00:30:21,202 --> 00:30:22,787
This right here, this
is your opportunity.
751
00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,791
-Yeah, my opportunity
to get arrested.
752
00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:27,158
He's seen our faces.
753
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,042
He knows our names.
754
00:30:28,042 --> 00:30:29,076
-He's not calling the cops.
755
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,245
He's not gonna call them.
756
00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:33,832
-That is a really crazy
assumption.
757
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:34,799
No, it's not.
758
00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:36,384
Not when you think about it.
759
00:30:36,384 --> 00:30:39,387
Any fucking cop that isn't blind
is going to take one
760
00:30:39,387 --> 00:30:41,890
look at his dilated pupils and
throw him in jail right
761
00:30:41,890 --> 00:30:42,891
alongside of us.
762
00:30:43,391 --> 00:30:44,392
He's not calling the cops.
763
00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:52,733
Now look, I'm doing
this either way.
764
00:30:52,734 --> 00:30:56,771
Now, if you don't want to be a
part of it, you should leave
765
00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:57,772
right fucking now.
766
00:31:03,661 --> 00:31:05,413
-Wait, wait, wait.
767
00:31:10,251 --> 00:31:13,755
What am I supposed to do?
768
00:31:13,755 --> 00:31:15,790
-Just hold the girl,
all right?
769
00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:17,542
I'll take care of the rest.
770
00:31:17,759 --> 00:31:18,843
-You're not gonna hurt
him, are you?
771
00:31:18,843 --> 00:31:19,677
-No.
772
00:31:19,677 --> 00:31:21,262
No, I'm not gonna fucking--
773
00:31:21,262 --> 00:31:22,263
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): You guys
jerking each other off in
774
00:31:22,263 --> 00:31:23,264
there or something?
775
00:31:23,765 --> 00:31:26,184
-Why, you want to come
in here and watch?
776
00:31:26,184 --> 00:31:27,769
Nobody's getting hurt.
777
00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,188
Just grab violet and
hold on tight.
778
00:31:43,368 --> 00:31:46,705
-You bros kiss and make up?
779
00:31:46,704 --> 00:31:47,655
-Yeah.
780
00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:48,039
-Ding, ding.
781
00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:49,624
-Ooh.
782
00:31:49,624 --> 00:31:51,910
-Violet's got all of her music
hooked up with the stereo.
783
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,913
So there's, like, 12,000
tunes we can listen
784
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:55,714
to on shuffle, right?
785
00:31:55,964 --> 00:31:58,049
Play that crazy instrumental
honey.
786
00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:01,669
Oh you know, it's the one with
the-- with the strings.
787
00:32:02,136 --> 00:32:03,170
Ooh, or just play this one.
788
00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,673
This is actually the
better vibe.
789
00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:06,174
Better for the vibe, actually.
790
00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:07,559
Here's your cocktail.
791
00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:09,143
Uh, are you girls done
with the ladies room?
792
00:32:09,644 --> 00:32:10,812
'Cause I gotta pee.
793
00:32:11,312 --> 00:32:11,762
-Yeah.
794
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:12,347
Yeah.
795
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,516
Hey, uh, Colin--
796
00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:17,518
well, I hate to do
this to you.
797
00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:18,903
-What the fuck, man?
798
00:32:18,903 --> 00:32:20,405
-I'm gonna need all the
money in that safe.
799
00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:21,990
-Dude, this is fucking really
stupid, all right?
800
00:32:22,490 --> 00:32:23,608
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
801
00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:25,110
Now, you and I are gonna
wait right here.
802
00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:26,577
Craig's gonna get
it for us, OK?
803
00:32:26,995 --> 00:32:28,079
What's the combination?
804
00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:28,830
-Combination?
805
00:32:28,830 --> 00:32:29,030
I--
806
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:29,998
I--
807
00:32:29,998 --> 00:32:30,332
I don't--
808
00:32:30,915 --> 00:32:32,417
-Look, don't fuck with me, OK?
809
00:32:32,417 --> 00:32:33,919
-Dude, you fucking
gotta chill, OK?
810
00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:36,087
We got a good party going
here, all right?
811
00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:38,006
-Tell me the combination.
812
00:32:38,006 --> 00:32:41,092
-I told you, I don't know it.
813
00:32:41,092 --> 00:32:42,093
It's not locked, Vince.
814
00:32:42,593 --> 00:32:43,344
-You fucking shitting me?
815
00:32:43,344 --> 00:32:45,346
You expect me to believe that?
816
00:32:45,346 --> 00:32:46,297
-I--
817
00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:47,799
I can't remember the
numerical sequence.
818
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:49,267
OK?
819
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,803
It was her birthday and then
I changed it to her social.
820
00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:53,521
I can't-- it's not
fucking locked.
821
00:32:53,521 --> 00:32:56,107
-It's a safe-full of cash.
822
00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:57,058
-Well, I guess I--
823
00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:58,609
I, uh--
824
00:32:58,609 --> 00:33:01,612
I guess trust my bros
too much, huh?
825
00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:02,363
-You know what?
826
00:33:02,363 --> 00:33:04,949
Hey Craig, you're gonna
handle this.
827
00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:05,950
Come here.
828
00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:06,451
Just walk over to the couch.
829
00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:06,952
Come on.
830
00:33:07,452 --> 00:33:07,953
Sit down, sit down.
831
00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:08,903
Sit down.
832
00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:10,655
CRAIG (OFFSCREEN): What
do I do with her?
833
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:11,239
-Just-- just put her on
the couch next to him.
834
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:11,740
-OK.
835
00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:14,742
Watch your--
836
00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:16,244
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Don't
do anything stupid.
837
00:33:33,478 --> 00:33:34,479
-Uh-huh.
838
00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:35,430
All right.
839
00:33:38,983 --> 00:33:39,984
Whoa.
840
00:33:52,997 --> 00:33:53,915
-You keep it unlocked?
841
00:33:53,915 --> 00:33:55,834
What are you, fucking stupid?
842
00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:56,834
Come on, bro.
843
00:33:56,834 --> 00:33:57,835
Come on.
844
00:34:18,856 --> 00:34:20,808
-Ah, fucking cock.
845
00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:23,027
-What's taking so long, Craig?
846
00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:23,945
-Give me a sec.
847
00:34:36,207 --> 00:34:36,541
Let's go.
848
00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:37,292
I got it.
849
00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:38,159
-You got all of it?
850
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:38,493
-Yeah, yeah.
851
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:39,411
Come on.
852
00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:40,328
-How much was in there?
853
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:40,829
-I don't know.
854
00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:41,746
I didn't count it.
855
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:42,714
Let's get the fuck
out of here.
856
00:34:42,713 --> 00:34:43,163
-All right.
857
00:34:43,631 --> 00:34:44,465
Yeah.
858
00:34:44,465 --> 00:34:45,249
You know what, Colin?
859
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,051
I'm also gonna need
those car keys.
860
00:34:47,051 --> 00:34:49,003
-Oh, uh, I think they're on the
shelf right over there.
861
00:34:58,229 --> 00:35:00,314
-Fucking cool it.
862
00:35:00,314 --> 00:35:01,932
Take a fucking moment.
863
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:05,103
-I just want to say, this
was not my idea.
864
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,021
He came up with the idea.
865
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:07,438
I told him it was a bad idea.
866
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:08,656
-Shut it.
867
00:35:08,656 --> 00:35:11,108
Let's all just chill for a
fucking moment, all right?
868
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,027
Let's hit pause.
869
00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:12,577
-(MUFFLED) Yeah.
870
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,112
-OK.
871
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:14,946
-Want to?
872
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:15,530
-Yeah.
873
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:16,498
-Hey, how about we pretend?
874
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:17,866
You want to pretend something?
875
00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:18,866
Let's-- let's pretend.
876
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:20,285
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): You're
fake bullies.
877
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:20,785
COLIN (OFFSCREEN):
Yeah, that's it.
878
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:22,036
Good, Vince.
879
00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:22,620
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): OK.
880
00:35:25,423 --> 00:35:30,428
-Let's just pretend these
last 15 minutes didn't
881
00:35:30,428 --> 00:35:31,930
even happen, all right?
882
00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:32,931
-What do you mean, dude?
883
00:35:33,347 --> 00:35:34,181
We just tried to rob you.
884
00:35:34,182 --> 00:35:35,633
-Yeah, that was really
fucking lame.
885
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,603
That was really fucking
stupid.
886
00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:42,390
All right, listen, Violet and
I haven't necessarily been
887
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:44,392
honest with you guys either,
but we're willing to let
888
00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:46,194
bygones be bygones, all right?
889
00:35:46,194 --> 00:35:46,728
-OK.
890
00:35:47,278 --> 00:35:48,279
Bygones are bygones.
891
00:35:48,279 --> 00:35:50,398
We did not try to rob you.
892
00:35:50,398 --> 00:35:51,950
I didn't just hold a knife
to your throat.
893
00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:52,983
-I know, Vince.
894
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:55,036
I just said fucking rewind.
895
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:56,404
That doesn't exist.
896
00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:57,322
The past-- shut the fuck up.
897
00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,572
The past is the past,
all right?
898
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,158
We're in the present.
899
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,126
Didn't exist.
900
00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:02,877
Let's start over.
901
00:36:02,877 --> 00:36:04,379
Let's reset.
902
00:36:04,378 --> 00:36:05,880
I'm cool with it.
903
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,166
Are you cool with it?
904
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,584
OK.
905
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:10,668
Guys, all right,
so we're cool.
906
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,170
-We're cool.
907
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,555
-Let's push play.
908
00:36:13,554 --> 00:36:14,922
-You're not gonna call
the cops on us?
909
00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:16,724
-I'm not gonna call the
fucking cops, cross
910
00:36:16,724 --> 00:36:17,758
my heart, all right?
911
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:22,647
-So-- what-- what the
fuck is this, huh?
912
00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:23,648
What the fuck is this?
913
00:36:24,098 --> 00:36:25,983
-This is Violet's
birthday, guys.
914
00:36:25,983 --> 00:36:27,017
What am I gonna get this girl?
915
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,903
Look at her, she's a vision.
916
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:30,271
My God.
917
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:31,272
That girl's got everything.
918
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:32,740
She can but everything
she wants.
919
00:36:32,740 --> 00:36:33,658
You gotta think outside
the box, guys.
920
00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:36,694
So Violet and I came
up with this idea
921
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,196
for an awesome night.
922
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,165
-You gonna find a couple of
losers, you pay them a bunch
923
00:36:40,164 --> 00:36:43,668
of money, and you laugh your
asses off while they humiliate
924
00:36:43,668 --> 00:36:44,619
themselves.
925
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:45,170
Awesome fucking night.
926
00:36:45,169 --> 00:36:45,670
Happy birthday.
927
00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:46,587
-Stop.
928
00:36:46,587 --> 00:36:46,921
Come on.
929
00:36:47,505 --> 00:36:47,955
Are you kidding me?
930
00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:48,873
You guys aren't losers.
931
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:49,957
You're fucking awesome.
932
00:36:49,957 --> 00:36:51,041
This has been a night, right?
933
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,544
This has been fucking amazing.
934
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:56,430
This is more-- this is more
like a reality game show.
935
00:36:56,430 --> 00:36:58,515
-What reality game show?
936
00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:01,219
-You know, the game shows
when they gobble,
937
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,221
like, animal dicks.
938
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,723
They make them do that.
939
00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:06,307
Or put their head in a bucket
of snakes or eat bugs, you
940
00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:07,391
know, shit like that.
941
00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:09,309
Except this isn't TV.
942
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:10,561
Right?
943
00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:14,115
That and there's 250,000
tax-free dollars.
944
00:37:16,951 --> 00:37:17,952
-$250,000?
945
00:37:17,952 --> 00:37:19,403
-What?
946
00:37:20,955 --> 00:37:22,874
This money's for us?
947
00:37:22,873 --> 00:37:24,908
-Yeah, down.
948
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:26,461
-Fucking down.
949
00:37:26,460 --> 00:37:26,961
-I'm down.
950
00:37:27,461 --> 00:37:27,795
I'm down, Colin.
951
00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:28,629
I'm down.
952
00:37:28,629 --> 00:37:29,130
-Fucking stay down, Vince.
953
00:37:29,130 --> 00:37:29,631
-OK.
954
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,132
OK.
955
00:37:31,632 --> 00:37:33,501
-It's cool, bro.
956
00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:34,919
It's cool.
957
00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:38,422
-You gotta win it.
958
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:39,757
That's-- you know.
959
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,845
You know what's funny?
960
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:48,015
This money that was in the safe
was for the fucking game.
961
00:37:48,482 --> 00:37:52,519
And we were gonna give it to
you, and you guys took it.
962
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,022
You know what that's like?
963
00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:55,523
Um--
964
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:56,908
there's a word for it.
965
00:37:57,491 --> 00:37:57,992
-Irony?
966
00:37:57,992 --> 00:37:58,826
-Thank you.
967
00:37:58,826 --> 00:38:00,161
Super irony is what it is.
968
00:38:00,161 --> 00:38:01,663
Super fucking irony.
969
00:38:01,662 --> 00:38:03,447
-What-- what do we have to do?
970
00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:05,916
-Whatever we say.
971
00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:07,451
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): You're not--
you're not-- you're not
972
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:10,454
gonna call the cops on us?
973
00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:12,456
-Call the cops on you?
974
00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:15,426
No, I'm not gonna call the
fucking cops on you.
975
00:38:15,426 --> 00:38:17,461
-And we can leave whenever
we want to?
976
00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:19,129
-I'd be bummed.
977
00:38:21,048 --> 00:38:22,633
I really would.
978
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:24,135
But you're free to go.
979
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:25,636
You're free to go.
980
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,277
You wouldn't get this.
981
00:38:49,293 --> 00:38:50,294
-OK.
982
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:53,881
But let me tell you this, no
matter how much money's in
983
00:38:53,881 --> 00:38:55,883
that box, I am not
sucking his dick.
984
00:38:55,883 --> 00:38:57,051
-Oh--
985
00:38:57,051 --> 00:39:01,639
no dudes boning dudes or
blowing each other.
986
00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:02,640
No.
987
00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:04,308
You just have to do
whatever we say.
988
00:39:04,308 --> 00:39:05,309
Not that.
989
00:39:08,312 --> 00:39:09,814
-All right.
990
00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:12,317
So what-- what-- what--
do I gotta do?
991
00:39:12,316 --> 00:39:14,268
-All right!
992
00:39:14,268 --> 00:39:16,570
We're back.
993
00:39:16,570 --> 00:39:17,571
Good decision.
994
00:39:17,571 --> 00:39:19,073
How about this.
995
00:39:19,073 --> 00:39:21,158
$500 to whoever can hold their
breath the longest.
996
00:39:21,158 --> 00:39:22,159
-That's it?
997
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:23,578
Yeah, I'm game.
998
00:39:23,577 --> 00:39:24,078
Come on.
999
00:39:24,078 --> 00:39:25,496
[ringtone]
1000
00:39:25,496 --> 00:39:26,580
COLIN (OFFSCREEN):
There you go.
1001
00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:27,081
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): Yeah.
1002
00:39:27,081 --> 00:39:27,531
I'm down.
1003
00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:29,116
I'm game.
1004
00:39:29,116 --> 00:39:30,618
I just hold my breath?
1005
00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:32,870
-Yeah, longer than he does.
1006
00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:33,337
-OK.
1007
00:39:33,337 --> 00:39:34,421
I'm going first.
1008
00:39:34,422 --> 00:39:35,423
You timing me?
1009
00:39:35,423 --> 00:39:36,541
-All right.
1010
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:37,541
-Yeah, you ready?
1011
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:38,542
-Yep.
1012
00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:40,044
-Craig, hey.
1013
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,546
You said you were just going
out for a drink.
1014
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:43,764
It's 2:00 AM.
1015
00:39:44,765 --> 00:39:45,299
I'm sorry.
1016
00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:47,384
I, uh, lost track of time.
1017
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,386
Enrique and I--
1018
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,387
-I--
1019
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:49,888
I talked to Enrique.
1020
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:56,527
-Then I guess he told
you what happened.
1021
00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:57,612
-Baby, look.
1022
00:39:57,611 --> 00:39:58,112
I'm not mad.
1023
00:39:58,112 --> 00:39:59,563
OK?
1024
00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:01,031
Just come home.
1025
00:40:03,784 --> 00:40:05,986
Just come home and we'll--
we'll figure it out.
1026
00:40:09,623 --> 00:40:11,125
Craig.
1027
00:40:13,127 --> 00:40:14,629
-I'm coming home.
1028
00:40:14,628 --> 00:40:17,131
Just give me 45 minutes.
1029
00:40:21,135 --> 00:40:22,586
Trust me.
1030
00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:24,421
-Craig, $300 to hang
up the phone.
1031
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:24,923
-Who is that?
1032
00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:26,056
-Listen--
1033
00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:27,057
COLIN (OFFSCREEN):
Now it's 200.
1034
00:40:27,057 --> 00:40:27,558
AUDREY (ON PHONE): Babe--
1035
00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:28,675
[beep]
1036
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,262
-Aw, we gotta pay.
1037
00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:32,263
Oh shit, hold on.
1038
00:40:32,730 --> 00:40:34,265
Hold on.
1039
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:34,766
Oh my god.
1040
00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:37,268
1:59, you motherfucker.
1041
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,770
Holy shit.
1042
00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:40,738
Oh, you don't get
a taste of this?
1043
00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:41,906
-What was that?
1044
00:40:41,906 --> 00:40:42,940
Why'd you just give him money?
1045
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:45,493
-I gave him $200 to hang
up on his wife.
1046
00:40:45,493 --> 00:40:45,994
He did it.
1047
00:40:45,993 --> 00:40:47,077
-$200?
1048
00:40:47,661 --> 00:40:48,445
What?
1049
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,364
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Yeah, yeah.
1050
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:50,447
-All right, my turn now?
1051
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:51,115
-Your turn, Craig.
1052
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:53,367
Are you ready?
1053
00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:54,752
-Yeah.
1054
00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:59,373
-Three, two, one, go.
1055
00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:00,341
-That's--
1056
00:41:00,341 --> 00:41:01,008
that's not fair.
1057
00:41:01,008 --> 00:41:01,592
-What's not fair?
1058
00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:03,093
-You give--
1059
00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:06,097
-I get to decide.
1060
00:41:06,597 --> 00:41:08,099
-All right, how much-- how
much time did I have?
1061
00:41:08,098 --> 00:41:10,601
-You were one minute,
58 seconds.
1062
00:41:10,601 --> 00:41:12,103
-OK.
1063
00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:16,724
-Oh.
1064
00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:17,725
-How you doing, buddy?
1065
00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:18,226
Huh?
1066
00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:20,144
You all right?
1067
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,562
You know, it actually
really starts to
1068
00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:22,980
hurt after one minute.
1069
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:26,567
No, you know what?
1070
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:28,035
I think he's about to blow.
1071
00:41:28,536 --> 00:41:30,955
-He actually looks better than
you did at that point.
1072
00:41:31,455 --> 00:41:34,959
-Yeah, I think he's got
this in the bag.
1073
00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:38,462
I saw this documentary where
guys that dive for lobsters
1074
00:41:38,462 --> 00:41:39,997
can go, like, five minutes.
1075
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:40,915
-What?
1076
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:43,301
Huh, that doesn't help?
1077
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:44,218
What?
1078
00:41:44,218 --> 00:41:47,421
What, it's just a little poke.
1079
00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:50,474
What, huh?
1080
00:41:50,474 --> 00:41:51,508
-Oh, shit, bitch.
1081
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:54,479
He's going to reach you.
1082
00:41:54,478 --> 00:42:00,517
53, 54, 55--
1083
00:42:04,989 --> 00:42:06,858
oh shit!
1084
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:07,908
-Ha, ha, ha!
1085
00:42:07,908 --> 00:42:08,859
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Oh!
1086
00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:10,327
-Fuck, Vince.
1087
00:42:10,327 --> 00:42:10,911
-Pay up.
1088
00:42:10,911 --> 00:42:12,913
-That got hairy.
1089
00:42:12,913 --> 00:42:14,998
-You serious?
1090
00:42:15,499 --> 00:42:15,916
You pay him?
1091
00:42:15,916 --> 00:42:16,950
He just cheated.
1092
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,619
-I didn't set any rules.
1093
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:19,286
-Relax, man.
1094
00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:20,337
We're just having fun.
1095
00:42:23,007 --> 00:42:24,008
-What's next?
1096
00:42:24,008 --> 00:42:26,344
-Oh, I like that.
1097
00:42:26,343 --> 00:42:29,346
Let's go back out
front, shall we?
1098
00:42:34,351 --> 00:42:36,136
This-a-way.
1099
00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:38,055
Let's go this way.
1100
00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:48,816
Look at that.
1101
00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,818
You see that shit?
1102
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:51,702
-That's shit.
1103
00:42:52,202 --> 00:42:53,070
-Yes, that's what I said.
1104
00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:54,154
That shit.
1105
00:42:54,154 --> 00:42:55,405
-Wait, you-- you want us to--
1106
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:55,823
-No.
1107
00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:56,157
Eat it?
1108
00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:56,740
No.
1109
00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:57,741
No, no.
1110
00:42:57,741 --> 00:42:58,709
I want you to see that
shit because
1111
00:42:58,709 --> 00:42:59,543
it's part of the story.
1112
00:43:00,127 --> 00:43:01,578
You see that house over there?
1113
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:03,965
-Yeah.
1114
00:43:03,964 --> 00:43:05,466
-Those assholes always
let their dog take
1115
00:43:05,966 --> 00:43:06,917
a shit on my lawn.
1116
00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:08,919
The other day I came out here
to talk to the gardener.
1117
00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:12,256
I stepped in a pile of shit,
wearing a brand new pair of
1118
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:13,174
suede oxfords.
1119
00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:13,757
I was so fucking pissed.
1120
00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:15,259
They were ruined.
1121
00:43:18,812 --> 00:43:20,314
-OK, so?
1122
00:43:20,314 --> 00:43:23,517
-So I want revenge
on the neighbors.
1123
00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:27,938
$800 to whoever can sit
inside their house.
1124
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:30,441
Photographic evidence
required.
1125
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:31,442
-That's crazy.
1126
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:32,693
-All right, $1,200.
1127
00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:34,578
That's my final offer.
1128
00:43:34,578 --> 00:43:36,413
-Sure.
1129
00:43:36,914 --> 00:43:38,416
-I'm in.
1130
00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:40,083
-I like it.
1131
00:43:40,084 --> 00:43:41,168
Misfit.
1132
00:43:51,679 --> 00:43:53,431
-Craig, you-- you--
1133
00:43:53,430 --> 00:43:55,882
you really don't want
to do this, do you?
1134
00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,885
-No, I don't want to take a shit
in this person's house,
1135
00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:58,853
but I need the money.
1136
00:43:58,852 --> 00:44:00,387
My family needs the money.
1137
00:44:00,387 --> 00:44:02,389
-You know, this-- this-- this
is breaking and entering.
1138
00:44:02,389 --> 00:44:04,892
That's minimum two-year
sentence, just so you know.
1139
00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:06,394
-Hey, dummy.
1140
00:44:06,393 --> 00:44:08,395
We just held them at knifepoint,
and this feels a
1141
00:44:08,862 --> 00:44:09,863
million times safer.
1142
00:44:09,863 --> 00:44:12,399
You're not backing
out, are you?
1143
00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:12,900
-No.
1144
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,901
No, no.
1145
00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:15,903
I'm not backing out.
1146
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:17,905
Thanks to you and your shitty
back up and the fact that you
1147
00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:20,908
never searched Violet, this
stupid fucking game is the
1148
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:21,909
only way I'm getting
out of this house
1149
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:22,910
with any real money.
1150
00:44:23,377 --> 00:44:24,328
So no, I'm not backing out.
1151
00:44:24,828 --> 00:44:25,829
-Just hold the girl.
1152
00:44:26,246 --> 00:44:27,831
I'll take care of the rest.
1153
00:44:27,831 --> 00:44:29,833
I remember that being your
sole instruction to me.
1154
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,752
-I've been arrested
before, OK?
1155
00:44:32,252 --> 00:44:33,754
I've been through the system.
1156
00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:34,755
I know I can handle it.
1157
00:44:35,255 --> 00:44:36,256
You, on the other hand?
1158
00:44:36,256 --> 00:44:37,758
That's all I'm saying.
1159
00:45:58,422 --> 00:45:59,423
-Good luck, man.
1160
00:46:21,195 --> 00:46:22,580
[siren]
1161
00:46:25,916 --> 00:46:27,418
-You son of a--
1162
00:46:34,675 --> 00:46:36,177
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): You
gotta-- you gotta
1163
00:46:36,677 --> 00:46:38,179
start writing lyrics.
1164
00:46:38,178 --> 00:46:39,680
You really have to.
1165
00:46:40,180 --> 00:46:41,631
OK, then just start journaling
and then later turn it into
1166
00:46:42,182 --> 00:46:44,685
something, you know
what I'm saying?
1167
00:46:48,605 --> 00:46:50,190
Hey, there he is.
1168
00:46:50,190 --> 00:46:51,141
Yo, you got something for me?
1169
00:46:54,695 --> 00:46:56,981
Oh, no.
1170
00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:58,565
Oh no, really?
1171
00:46:58,565 --> 00:46:59,399
Oh my god.
1172
00:46:59,399 --> 00:47:00,450
Look at-- you did it.
1173
00:47:00,450 --> 00:47:01,401
I can't-- baby, you
want to see this?
1174
00:47:01,401 --> 00:47:03,403
-I'm good.
1175
00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:05,622
COLIN (OFFSCREEN):
What is that?
1176
00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:07,157
What is that?
1177
00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:08,625
-All right, you know what?
1178
00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:11,244
So Craig, yeah, he took a shit
in your neighbor's house.
1179
00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:12,213
Big fucking deal.
1180
00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:14,214
This little fucker's still
gonna crap in your yard.
1181
00:47:14,214 --> 00:47:17,250
How about I take care of
the actual problem
1182
00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:20,337
permanently, huh?
1183
00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:22,256
How much for that?
1184
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:23,758
Five, $6,000?
1185
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:27,344
-Uh, how about, uh, nothing?
1186
00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:29,847
Does that figure suit you OK?
1187
00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:31,431
-What?
1188
00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:33,516
-I'm not gonna pay you to
kill a helpless dog.
1189
00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:34,902
-Yeah, but--
1190
00:47:34,902 --> 00:47:36,437
-What kind of sick birthday
present would that be?
1191
00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:38,655
It's er birthday, Vince.
1192
00:47:38,655 --> 00:47:39,823
-So I--
1193
00:47:40,407 --> 00:47:42,109
I just did all of that
for-- for nothing?
1194
00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:43,160
VIOLET (OFFSCREEN): Oh, cutie.
1195
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,663
Oh, you are cute, aren't you?
1196
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,867
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): That was
really not fucking cool, what
1197
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,369
you just did, man.
1198
00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:52,870
You could have really fucked
me up over there.
1199
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:53,954
CRAIG (OFFSCREEN): You fucking
punched me in the stomach
1200
00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:55,005
before, man.
1201
00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:56,506
You fucking pissed
on me out there.
1202
00:47:56,506 --> 00:47:57,507
-That is not the same thing.
1203
00:47:57,507 --> 00:47:58,008
-How is that not
the same thing?
1204
00:47:58,508 --> 00:47:59,426
Think about it.
1205
00:47:59,426 --> 00:48:01,011
-Get your fucking finger
out of my face, man.
1206
00:48:09,102 --> 00:48:10,604
-Come on, guys.
1207
00:48:10,604 --> 00:48:11,522
Ease up.
1208
00:48:11,521 --> 00:48:13,606
It's supposed to be
a celebration.
1209
00:48:13,607 --> 00:48:15,058
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): What are
we doing next, huh?
1210
00:48:15,058 --> 00:48:16,560
-Keeping it moving,
I like that.
1211
00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:17,561
How about--
1212
00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:18,529
-Where's my money?
1213
00:48:18,528 --> 00:48:20,480
-Oh, shit.
1214
00:48:20,948 --> 00:48:22,032
My bad.
1215
00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:34,077
100, 200, 300--
1216
00:48:34,077 --> 00:48:35,579
-I think we all know
how this ends.
1217
00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:37,581
Can we just fast forward
this part, please?
1218
00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:48,092
-As promised.
1219
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:49,593
-What are we doing next, huh?
1220
00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:56,100
-I got it.
1221
00:48:56,099 --> 00:49:01,104
$300 to whoever can make
me a vodka tonic first.
1222
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:02,606
Three, two, one, go.
1223
00:49:08,996 --> 00:49:11,499
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): One vodka
tonic coming right up, sir.
1224
00:49:11,498 --> 00:49:14,001
Hey, uh, could you toss me one
of those limes, brother?
1225
00:49:17,337 --> 00:49:18,672
All right.
1226
00:49:27,848 --> 00:49:28,849
-You OK?
1227
00:49:35,355 --> 00:49:36,356
You're really tense.
1228
00:49:42,112 --> 00:49:44,114
All coiled up.
1229
00:49:44,114 --> 00:49:45,616
So many knots.
1230
00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:51,622
I think you'd feel better
if you let me fuck you.
1231
00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:57,377
-What?
1232
00:49:57,377 --> 00:49:59,379
What did she just say?
1233
00:49:59,379 --> 00:50:00,830
-Still waiting on that
drink, Vince.
1234
00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:07,754
-Would you like that, Craig?
1235
00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:09,757
Would you like to fuck me?
1236
00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:12,142
-Are you hearing
this right now?
1237
00:50:12,142 --> 00:50:13,644
-Yeah, I am.
1238
00:50:16,063 --> 00:50:17,014
What's the matter, Craig?
1239
00:50:17,514 --> 00:50:19,266
Why don't you want
to fuck my wife?
1240
00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:26,023
She's hot, isn't she?
1241
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:27,908
Don't you want to fuck her?
1242
00:50:27,908 --> 00:50:30,911
-You don't care?
1243
00:50:30,911 --> 00:50:32,362
-Why would I?
1244
00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:33,830
-It's cool.
1245
00:50:33,830 --> 00:50:35,365
We have an open relationship.
1246
00:50:35,365 --> 00:50:36,867
-Yeah, that's--
1247
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,952
great, but my wife and I don't.
1248
00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:39,954
So--
1249
00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:40,955
-Hey, um, I--
1250
00:50:40,954 --> 00:50:42,339
I'd fuck you, Violet.
1251
00:50:46,126 --> 00:50:48,762
-Please, Craig?
1252
00:50:49,262 --> 00:50:50,296
I really want to.
1253
00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:53,801
-Look, uh, you're a lovely,
you know, woman.
1254
00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:55,135
I'm flattered, really.
1255
00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:56,053
But I--
1256
00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,054
I just can't do that.
1257
00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:58,222
-Come on, Craig.
1258
00:50:58,221 --> 00:50:58,805
It's her birthday.
1259
00:50:59,189 --> 00:51:00,557
-Guys, I'm married.
1260
00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:01,558
It's not going to happen.
1261
00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:05,529
-Well, how about if I paid
you to fuck her?
1262
00:51:05,529 --> 00:51:07,948
Would it be cool then?
1263
00:51:08,532 --> 00:51:09,533
-Paid me?
1264
00:51:09,533 --> 00:51:11,535
-Yeah, how about, uh, $2,000?
1265
00:51:12,035 --> 00:51:13,954
-This is some weird-ass
shit, man.
1266
00:51:19,576 --> 00:51:20,577
-I can't believe I'm
saying this.
1267
00:51:21,044 --> 00:51:22,329
Uh--
1268
00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:24,331
how about 4,500?
1269
00:51:24,798 --> 00:51:27,217
How does that number sound?
1270
00:51:27,217 --> 00:51:28,719
When I put the money in the
wallet for-- for-- for
1271
00:51:28,718 --> 00:51:32,722
punching that dude, I saw
the eviction notice.
1272
00:51:33,223 --> 00:51:35,642
Sorry for reading it,
but shit, I mean,
1273
00:51:36,226 --> 00:51:37,511
it was right there.
1274
00:51:37,511 --> 00:51:39,980
-Oh my god.
1275
00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:41,098
-Please, Craig.
1276
00:51:58,165 --> 00:52:00,200
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): Obviously
the guy doesn't want to.
1277
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,084
OK?
1278
00:52:01,084 --> 00:52:02,586
I mean, cut-- cut--
cut him a break.
1279
00:52:02,586 --> 00:52:03,587
I'll fuck her for free, man.
1280
00:52:03,587 --> 00:52:05,089
-Cool it, Vince.
1281
00:52:05,088 --> 00:52:06,089
It's not gonna happen.
1282
00:52:06,089 --> 00:52:06,590
She's into married dudes.
1283
00:52:06,590 --> 00:52:08,092
What can I say?
1284
00:52:08,091 --> 00:52:09,292
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): That's
some fucking bullshit.
1285
00:52:15,348 --> 00:52:17,851
-$4,500?
1286
00:52:17,851 --> 00:52:18,852
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): All that.
1287
00:52:21,855 --> 00:52:22,856
-I love my wife.
1288
00:52:23,273 --> 00:52:26,109
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Why don't
you prove it, man?
1289
00:52:26,109 --> 00:52:29,029
Show her.
1290
00:52:29,029 --> 00:52:30,447
Get your family off
the street.
1291
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:34,785
Pay your rent, Craig.
1292
00:52:45,078 --> 00:52:46,913
Oh, that shit's hot.
1293
00:53:28,088 --> 00:53:30,290
-I'm gonna fucking come.
1294
00:53:30,290 --> 00:53:32,375
-I'm coming too, baby.
1295
00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:34,594
-Oh my god.
1296
00:53:34,594 --> 00:53:35,512
-Oh, fuck.
1297
00:53:35,512 --> 00:53:36,763
-Aw.
1298
00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:46,189
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Oh, fuck.
1299
00:53:46,189 --> 00:53:49,225
Oh--
1300
00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:53,230
[panting]
1301
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,231
-Shit.
1302
00:53:58,568 --> 00:54:00,153
-What the fuck?
1303
00:54:05,292 --> 00:54:06,293
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): -Ah, shit.
1304
00:54:06,293 --> 00:54:07,294
Oh fuck, baby.
1305
00:54:24,427 --> 00:54:25,929
Well fuck, man.
1306
00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:27,981
Things get a little sticky
there, boys.
1307
00:54:27,981 --> 00:54:32,269
I might, uh, have to go
downstairs and make a quick
1308
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:35,155
wardrobe change.
1309
00:54:35,155 --> 00:54:36,156
Hoo.
1310
00:54:38,158 --> 00:54:39,159
Ahh.
1311
00:54:39,659 --> 00:54:42,445
We'll keep the game going.
1312
00:54:42,746 --> 00:54:43,830
Back in a flash, boys.
1313
00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:58,879
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): You
did not deserve that.
1314
00:54:58,878 --> 00:55:00,880
Not one bit.
1315
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,383
[ringtone]
1316
00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:09,890
-I'm done.
1317
00:55:09,889 --> 00:55:13,359
-What do you mean done?
1318
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,897
-I'm going home.
1319
00:55:16,896 --> 00:55:17,897
-Good.
1320
00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:19,399
Glad to see you go.
1321
00:55:27,407 --> 00:55:28,909
-Ah, shit.
1322
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:41,388
-See you in five years,
huh, buddy?
1323
00:55:41,388 --> 00:55:42,890
Don't forget to write.
1324
00:56:05,278 --> 00:56:06,863
-All right, bitches.
1325
00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:08,866
You ready to make
some real money?
1326
00:56:08,865 --> 00:56:09,866
-Oh, yeah.
1327
00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:10,867
That's what I'm talking about.
1328
00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:11,284
-Hm, would you like that?
1329
00:56:11,618 --> 00:56:12,202
Craig?
1330
00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:13,203
Where's Craig?
1331
00:56:13,670 --> 00:56:14,204
-Oh, no.
1332
00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:15,789
He peaced.
1333
00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:17,291
Yeah.
1334
00:56:17,290 --> 00:56:18,374
No, I think cheating on his wife
really freaked him out.
1335
00:56:21,711 --> 00:56:23,296
Where's she going?
1336
00:57:09,058 --> 00:57:10,092
-He's gone.
1337
00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:12,512
-Well--
1338
00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:14,597
well, what's the problem, huh?
1339
00:57:14,597 --> 00:57:17,683
I mean, I'm still here, right?
1340
00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,569
We-- we can keep going,
can't we?
1341
00:57:19,569 --> 00:57:20,570
-No.
1342
00:57:22,572 --> 00:57:24,023
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): Wow.
1343
00:57:24,023 --> 00:57:27,693
I'm feeling a little unloved
right now, buddy.
1344
00:57:27,994 --> 00:57:28,778
-No, no, no.
1345
00:57:28,778 --> 00:57:30,280
You're boss, bro.
1346
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:34,451
It's just that we-- we-- we
hate breaking up the crew.
1347
00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:36,453
-That guy hasn't been part of
the crew since fucking high
1348
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,455
school, all right?
1349
00:57:38,955 --> 00:57:41,958
Come on, let's keep
this going, huh?
1350
00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:44,427
What do you want
me to do next?
1351
00:57:44,928 --> 00:57:45,929
Huh?
1352
00:57:54,938 --> 00:57:55,939
-Follow me.
1353
00:58:03,446 --> 00:58:04,948
Cut your pinkie off.
1354
00:58:09,953 --> 00:58:10,654
Is that not cool?
1355
00:58:10,653 --> 00:58:12,155
-Fuck you.
1356
00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:15,742
-Do or you don't, it doesn't
matter to me.
1357
00:58:15,742 --> 00:58:18,211
It's your pinkie.
1358
00:58:18,211 --> 00:58:20,630
You use it for, like, nothing.
1359
00:58:21,214 --> 00:58:22,716
-What's the iron for?
1360
00:58:22,715 --> 00:58:24,133
-To cauterize the wound.
1361
00:58:27,003 --> 00:58:28,588
-How much is this worth?
1362
00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:31,174
-How much?
1363
00:58:31,174 --> 00:58:32,676
Yeah.
1364
00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:35,178
How much, he wants to know.
1365
00:58:39,649 --> 00:58:42,352
Let's think about it.
1366
00:58:42,819 --> 00:58:43,853
Let's say--
1367
00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:57,667
$25,000.
1368
00:58:57,667 --> 00:59:01,337
-$25,000?
1369
00:59:01,337 --> 00:59:03,422
To cut off my pinkie?
1370
00:59:10,930 --> 00:59:11,431
OK, I'll do it.
1371
00:59:11,431 --> 00:59:11,715
-Really?
1372
00:59:12,015 --> 00:59:13,099
-Yeah.
1373
00:59:16,603 --> 00:59:19,606
-That's cool.
1374
00:59:19,606 --> 00:59:20,023
OK.
1375
00:59:20,023 --> 00:59:21,474
-Yeah, I'll cut off my pinkie.
1376
00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:22,525
-Awesome.
1377
00:59:22,525 --> 00:59:25,028
-For $25,000.
1378
00:59:25,528 --> 00:59:26,529
CRAIG (OFFSCREEN): I'll
do it for 23.
1379
00:59:29,449 --> 00:59:31,451
-Oh, shit.
1380
00:59:31,451 --> 00:59:33,036
What the fuck?
1381
00:59:33,036 --> 00:59:34,070
Are you shitting me?
1382
00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:37,907
Where the fuck have you been?
1383
00:59:37,907 --> 00:59:39,909
What are you, like, a ninja?
1384
00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:43,830
-I'll cut my pinkie
off for $23,000.
1385
00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:45,632
-What the fuck is wrong
with you, Craig?
1386
00:59:45,632 --> 00:59:46,716
-You don't get it, do you?
1387
00:59:46,716 --> 00:59:48,218
-No.
1388
00:59:48,217 --> 00:59:49,218
Look, you've already got your
rent money, all right?
1389
00:59:49,218 --> 00:59:52,221
Let somebody else have a shot.
1390
00:59:52,221 --> 00:59:55,224
-That 4,500 takes care of my
eviction problems, but only
1391
00:59:55,224 --> 00:59:55,725
this month.
1392
00:59:56,225 --> 00:59:57,226
What about next month?
1393
00:59:57,226 --> 00:59:58,928
My wife and I are
both unemployed.
1394
00:59:58,928 --> 00:59:59,929
How do I pay my rent?
1395
00:59:59,929 --> 01:00:01,230
How do I feed my kid?
1396
01:00:01,230 --> 01:00:04,016
23 grand gives me some--
some breathing room.
1397
01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:07,520
So if I gotta cut my pinkie
off for that,
1398
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,522
fuck it, I'll do it.
1399
01:00:09,522 --> 01:00:11,024
-That's right, Craig.
1400
01:00:11,524 --> 01:00:12,525
You gotta think about
the future.
1401
01:00:13,026 --> 01:00:13,443
-Yeah.
1402
01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:14,327
No, no.
1403
01:00:14,327 --> 01:00:16,279
But wait, wait-- what
about me, huh?
1404
01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:18,782
Every time I go to work,
I'm this close--
1405
01:00:19,332 --> 01:00:21,334
this fucking close to be
thrown back in jail.
1406
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:22,369
And I don't make that
much money.
1407
01:00:22,952 --> 01:00:24,954
Not for what I fucking do.
1408
01:00:24,954 --> 01:00:27,039
-Nobody told you to drop
out of high school.
1409
01:00:27,373 --> 01:00:29,709
You could have done anything
you wanted, but you didn't
1410
01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:30,710
want to work for it.
1411
01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:33,213
Your life is exactly
what you made it.
1412
01:00:35,848 --> 01:00:37,350
-Wow.
1413
01:00:39,352 --> 01:00:40,186
Fuck you.
1414
01:00:46,192 --> 01:00:49,729
I'll do it for 22.
1415
01:00:50,029 --> 01:00:51,113
-21.
1416
01:00:55,151 --> 01:00:56,653
-20.
1417
01:00:56,653 --> 01:01:00,790
And if you say another fucking
word, I will knock you out.
1418
01:01:00,790 --> 01:01:01,791
-19.
1419
01:01:02,291 --> 01:01:05,744
-I said shut your
fucking mouth.
1420
01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:07,247
18.
1421
01:01:16,973 --> 01:01:17,390
-All right.
1422
01:01:17,390 --> 01:01:20,176
-$15,000.
1423
01:01:20,176 --> 01:01:23,096
-Are you fucking crazy, man?
1424
01:01:23,096 --> 01:01:25,599
You're gonna cut off your
pinkie for $15,000?
1425
01:01:25,598 --> 01:01:27,100
That's a finger.
1426
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:28,351
-It's not like it's
gone forever.
1427
01:01:28,851 --> 01:01:32,855
Even if costs me six grand to
sew it back on, that's still
1428
01:01:32,855 --> 01:01:34,323
9,000 more dollars than when
I woke up this morning.
1429
01:01:34,857 --> 01:01:35,358
-All right.
1430
01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:36,276
Fine, man.
1431
01:01:36,275 --> 01:01:37,860
If you want to mutilate
yourself for
1432
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:40,863
$15,000, go right ahead.
1433
01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:42,365
-All right.
1434
01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:43,867
Let's, uh--
1435
01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:46,836
let's get it ready.
1436
01:01:46,836 --> 01:01:47,870
Uh, OK.
1437
01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:48,871
This one, right?
1438
01:01:48,871 --> 01:01:49,872
-Oh, wait.
1439
01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:50,873
Could we do-- because
I use that--
1440
01:01:50,873 --> 01:01:51,374
-Sure.
1441
01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:51,875
Yeah.
1442
01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:52,875
Your choice.
1443
01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:53,376
-Thank you.
1444
01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:54,377
That's nice of you.
1445
01:01:54,377 --> 01:01:54,878
-There you go.
1446
01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:55,879
Care to do the honors?
1447
01:01:55,878 --> 01:01:56,879
-It would be my pleasure.
1448
01:01:56,879 --> 01:01:57,880
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1449
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:58,881
You--
1450
01:01:58,881 --> 01:01:59,882
you don't want to
do it, Colin?
1451
01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:00,716
-Sorry, dude.
1452
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:02,269
Too gross.
1453
01:02:04,020 --> 01:02:05,522
-Let's put that right there.
1454
01:02:05,521 --> 01:02:06,522
OK?
1455
01:02:06,522 --> 01:02:07,523
I'm going to count to three.
1456
01:02:08,024 --> 01:02:08,525
One--
1457
01:02:08,524 --> 01:02:09,525
-Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1458
01:02:09,525 --> 01:02:10,026
Jesus Christ.
1459
01:02:10,026 --> 01:02:10,527
Hold on.
1460
01:02:14,030 --> 01:02:14,948
OK, I'm ready.
1461
01:02:14,947 --> 01:02:15,865
Are you ready?
1462
01:02:15,865 --> 01:02:16,399
-One.
1463
01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:17,400
-No, no, no.
1464
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:18,367
Not yet.
1465
01:02:18,367 --> 01:02:19,401
Just are you ready?
1466
01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:21,738
-Yes, I'm ready.
1467
01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:24,324
Are you ready?
1468
01:02:24,323 --> 01:02:26,292
-Are you sure you don't want
to do this instead of him?
1469
01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:28,828
-Sorry, bro.
1470
01:02:28,828 --> 01:02:29,829
-OK.
1471
01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:33,333
OK, OK, OK.
1472
01:02:33,332 --> 01:02:33,833
Go.
1473
01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:34,834
-One--
1474
01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:35,251
-Wait.
1475
01:02:35,251 --> 01:02:36,335
-What?
1476
01:02:36,335 --> 01:02:38,838
-I gotta check to make
sure the iron's hot.
1477
01:02:38,838 --> 01:02:39,339
OK.
1478
01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:40,306
I--
1479
01:02:40,306 --> 01:02:41,257
I don't want blood everywhere.
1480
01:02:41,257 --> 01:02:42,258
CRAIG (OFFSCREEN):
Jesus Christ.
1481
01:02:42,842 --> 01:02:43,343
-We're good to go.
1482
01:02:43,342 --> 01:02:44,343
-OK.
1483
01:02:44,343 --> 01:02:46,846
For real this time, all right?
1484
01:02:46,846 --> 01:02:48,815
-Oh yeah.
1485
01:02:48,815 --> 01:02:50,767
-Do it, Vince.
1486
01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:51,901
-One, two, three.
1487
01:02:51,901 --> 01:02:52,852
-Oh shit, bro.
1488
01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:55,572
You can't puss out on us now.
1489
01:02:55,571 --> 01:02:56,939
-I need something
for the pain.
1490
01:02:56,939 --> 01:02:57,773
-What are you talking about?
1491
01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:58,358
He hasn't even done it yet.
1492
01:02:58,858 --> 01:02:59,776
-No, no.
1493
01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:01,444
Something to take away the pain,
to numb it, to keep me
1494
01:03:01,444 --> 01:03:02,946
from feeling anything
in the first place.
1495
01:03:02,945 --> 01:03:04,196
-Oh, uh--
1496
01:03:04,197 --> 01:03:05,582
you still got those
pills I gave you?
1497
01:03:05,581 --> 01:03:06,699
-Yeah, one of them.
1498
01:03:06,699 --> 01:03:07,667
Somewhere.
1499
01:03:07,667 --> 01:03:08,835
-Well, give it to me.
1500
01:03:08,835 --> 01:03:09,786
I'll crush it up.
1501
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:10,787
You can rail it.
1502
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:11,704
You won't feel a
fucking thing.
1503
01:03:11,704 --> 01:03:12,705
-It's in here somewhere.
1504
01:03:12,705 --> 01:03:15,374
Hold on.
1505
01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:16,876
-There it is.
1506
01:03:17,176 --> 01:03:17,927
It's done.
1507
01:03:17,927 --> 01:03:19,929
And I hope it hurt.
1508
01:03:19,929 --> 01:03:21,764
-Oh, shit.
1509
01:03:21,764 --> 01:03:22,715
Fuck.
1510
01:03:22,715 --> 01:03:23,716
You OK, Craig?
1511
01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:33,393
[screaming]
1512
01:03:44,987 --> 01:03:45,488
-Let go.
1513
01:03:45,988 --> 01:03:46,956
Just let go of your arm.
1514
01:03:46,956 --> 01:03:47,323
-Here.
1515
01:03:47,323 --> 01:03:48,407
Fucking here.
1516
01:03:48,407 --> 01:03:48,908
-Come on, there we go.
1517
01:03:49,408 --> 01:03:50,876
Go, go, go, go, go.
1518
01:03:50,877 --> 01:03:51,378
Get it.
1519
01:03:51,878 --> 01:03:52,879
Get it.
1520
01:03:52,879 --> 01:03:53,380
Get it.
1521
01:03:53,379 --> 01:03:54,297
-Fuck.
1522
01:03:54,297 --> 01:03:55,381
-What are you waiting for?
1523
01:03:55,381 --> 01:03:57,466
-It's still fucking attached.
1524
01:03:57,466 --> 01:03:58,384
All the way off.
1525
01:03:58,384 --> 01:04:00,303
That's the fucking deal, bro.
1526
01:04:00,303 --> 01:04:02,388
-Are you fucking kidding me?
1527
01:04:02,388 --> 01:04:03,890
COLIN (OFFSCREEN):
Get the knife.
1528
01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:05,558
-Fuck that.
1529
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:08,561
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Oh, fuck.
1530
01:04:09,061 --> 01:04:10,062
[screaming]
1531
01:04:14,567 --> 01:04:15,985
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Fuck
yeah, motherfucker.
1532
01:04:18,437 --> 01:04:19,905
Yeah, motherfucker.
1533
01:04:20,356 --> 01:04:23,860
Yeah, motherfucker.
1534
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:26,029
Fuck yeah, motherfucker.
1535
01:04:30,917 --> 01:04:32,419
[crying]
1536
01:04:46,265 --> 01:04:47,133
-Fuck, dude.
1537
01:04:47,633 --> 01:04:49,135
You fucking did it.
1538
01:04:49,602 --> 01:04:52,472
How's it feel to be
$15,000 richer?
1539
01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:55,808
-Do me a favor.
1540
01:04:55,808 --> 01:04:58,811
Let me see it.
1541
01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:01,815
I want to see the money.
1542
01:05:01,814 --> 01:05:03,316
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Fuck,
that's not a favor.
1543
01:05:03,316 --> 01:05:04,784
You earned it, man.
1544
01:05:09,872 --> 01:05:11,374
Fuck yes.
1545
01:05:11,374 --> 01:05:11,958
Here.
1546
01:05:11,958 --> 01:05:12,909
Fuck yeah.
1547
01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:14,461
Fuck yeah.
1548
01:05:14,460 --> 01:05:18,914
Five, 10, $15,000,
motherfucker.
1549
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,417
Shit.
1550
01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:22,919
That's fucking great.
1551
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:24,921
Right on, bro.
1552
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:26,389
Yeah.
1553
01:05:40,436 --> 01:05:42,154
What's that sound?
1554
01:05:42,154 --> 01:05:44,189
[gagging]
1555
01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,693
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): There
it was again.
1556
01:05:46,692 --> 01:05:48,611
[gagging]
1557
01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:50,196
-Oh, I think I just heard it.
1558
01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:51,664
-Good.
1559
01:05:51,664 --> 01:05:53,616
I thought I was going
fucking crazy.
1560
01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:55,585
-No, I heard it that time.
1561
01:05:55,584 --> 01:05:57,536
VIOLET (OFFSCREEN): I think it's
coming from over here.
1562
01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:11,267
-Guys, do you know where
my finger is?
1563
01:06:11,267 --> 01:06:12,268
VIOLET (OFFSCREEN): Uh-oh.
1564
01:06:12,268 --> 01:06:13,469
COLIN (OFFSCREEN):
What's wrong?
1565
01:06:13,469 --> 01:06:15,805
-Oh, the dog's dead.
1566
01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:16,939
-What the fuck?
1567
01:06:16,939 --> 01:06:18,023
What--
1568
01:06:18,024 --> 01:06:19,526
how'd that happen?
1569
01:06:23,029 --> 01:06:25,532
Oh, no.
1570
01:06:26,032 --> 01:06:26,533
What the fuck?
1571
01:06:26,949 --> 01:06:29,535
-Oh, it choked on
Craig's finger.
1572
01:06:36,459 --> 01:06:37,961
-All right, I'll take
care of this.
1573
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:39,211
Go check on him.
1574
01:06:46,168 --> 01:06:47,670
-Fuck.
1575
01:06:51,474 --> 01:06:52,976
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): That's
fucking weird.
1576
01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:08,324
-Good luck reattaching that
crew toy now, huh?
1577
01:07:08,324 --> 01:07:11,777
-You're a real piece of
shit, you know that?
1578
01:07:15,998 --> 01:07:17,082
-Yeah.
1579
01:07:18,584 --> 01:07:22,455
At least I didn't steal $25,000
from my friend.
1580
01:07:22,455 --> 01:07:25,792
-I need that money
for my family.
1581
01:07:28,794 --> 01:07:32,381
You'd just blow it on
hookers and drugs.
1582
01:07:32,381 --> 01:07:33,966
I know you.
1583
01:07:33,966 --> 01:07:35,468
-Yeah, I know you too, Craig.
1584
01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:39,272
-I'm not that person anymore.
1585
01:07:39,271 --> 01:07:41,356
I have responsibilities.
1586
01:07:41,357 --> 01:07:42,859
I have a life to live.
1587
01:07:42,858 --> 01:07:47,863
You don't have shit to do but
waste the world's oxygen.
1588
01:07:47,863 --> 01:07:49,865
You're a fucking loser.
1589
01:07:50,366 --> 01:07:53,986
You know that, Vince?
1590
01:07:53,986 --> 01:07:54,370
-No.
1591
01:07:54,370 --> 01:07:56,455
Yeah, I do.
1592
01:07:56,455 --> 01:07:57,957
I know I'm a loser.
1593
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:03,463
See, I've always known that.
1594
01:08:03,462 --> 01:08:06,799
But you, you really surprised
me, Craig.
1595
01:08:06,799 --> 01:08:09,802
You see, because you had
parents that loved you.
1596
01:08:09,802 --> 01:08:12,638
And they took care of you.
1597
01:08:12,638 --> 01:08:17,643
They sent you to college and
got you an education.
1598
01:08:17,643 --> 01:08:20,429
But look how you fucking
turned out.
1599
01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:22,431
I mean, you obviously didn't
make it as a writer.
1600
01:08:22,431 --> 01:08:25,317
I mean, hell, you can't even
keep a job changing oil at a
1601
01:08:25,818 --> 01:08:26,819
fucking car shop.
1602
01:08:28,821 --> 01:08:33,826
You had to fuck another woman
and mutilate yourself just to
1603
01:08:33,826 --> 01:08:35,328
keep your family
off the street.
1604
01:08:35,327 --> 01:08:36,328
So who's--
1605
01:08:36,328 --> 01:08:38,831
who's the bigger loser?
1606
01:08:38,831 --> 01:08:40,333
Huh?
1607
01:08:48,591 --> 01:08:50,042
-Oh, you guys are still here.
1608
01:08:50,042 --> 01:08:51,594
-Fuck, that smells good.
1609
01:08:51,594 --> 01:08:52,095
-Doesn't it?
1610
01:08:52,595 --> 01:08:53,096
-Yeah.
1611
01:08:53,095 --> 01:08:53,596
-You hungry?
1612
01:08:54,096 --> 01:08:54,597
-I could eat.
1613
01:08:54,597 --> 01:08:56,099
-Then let's do it.
1614
01:08:56,098 --> 01:08:57,549
Join me.
1615
01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:59,719
Let's gain sustenance,
shall we?
1616
01:09:02,221 --> 01:09:05,307
You know what, honey, that
bottle we've been saving.
1617
01:09:09,528 --> 01:09:11,530
Ah--
1618
01:09:11,530 --> 01:09:15,150
this particular dish
pairs well with a
1619
01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:19,155
$10,000 bottle of tequila.
1620
01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:21,658
Asuckamadee, Pancho Villa.
1621
01:09:24,293 --> 01:09:27,830
-What the fuck?
1622
01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:29,332
What?
1623
01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:33,302
-Oh, no.
1624
01:09:33,302 --> 01:09:34,303
Oh, no.
1625
01:09:34,803 --> 01:09:37,639
-Moments ago you were raving
about the smell.
1626
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:39,091
-Why-- why did you--
1627
01:09:39,475 --> 01:09:40,509
-Make it?
1628
01:09:40,509 --> 01:09:42,061
So you could eat
it, obviously.
1629
01:09:42,061 --> 01:09:45,064
-Yeah, but I thought you
guys were dog people.
1630
01:09:45,064 --> 01:09:46,065
-No, no.
1631
01:09:46,065 --> 01:09:47,683
I just don't want to kill
a helpless animal.
1632
01:09:47,683 --> 01:09:49,735
But I mean, it's already
dead, so--
1633
01:09:49,735 --> 01:09:50,853
you're not vegetarians,
are you?
1634
01:09:51,403 --> 01:09:51,937
-Oh my god.
1635
01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:53,439
I think I just became one.
1636
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:55,942
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Tastes
like chicken, really.
1637
01:09:55,941 --> 01:09:56,942
-But it's not a chicken.
1638
01:09:56,942 --> 01:09:57,943
It's a dog.
1639
01:09:58,444 --> 01:09:59,528
-Don't be so limited, bro.
1640
01:10:00,112 --> 01:10:02,114
I've seen dog on menus
throughout the world.
1641
01:10:02,114 --> 01:10:03,332
You need to get out.
1642
01:10:03,332 --> 01:10:05,417
-Is it even safe to eat?
1643
01:10:05,417 --> 01:10:06,919
-Yes.
1644
01:10:06,919 --> 01:10:09,338
Cooked all the way through,
internal temperature of 165.
1645
01:10:09,338 --> 01:10:11,874
I've got a meat thermometer.
1646
01:10:11,874 --> 01:10:14,960
So what's the offer?
1647
01:10:16,962 --> 01:10:25,270
$50,000 to whoever finishes
their portion first.
1648
01:10:25,271 --> 01:10:27,190
$50,000.
1649
01:10:27,189 --> 01:10:30,726
That's probably more than you
guys make in a year, right?
1650
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,061
Think about that.
1651
01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:34,147
Takes away a lot of worry.
1652
01:10:34,613 --> 01:10:35,731
Bills are paid.
1653
01:10:36,315 --> 01:10:38,868
You have time to do
things you wanted.
1654
01:10:48,460 --> 01:10:49,461
It's a mental game, guys.
1655
01:10:49,461 --> 01:10:50,462
It's easy to get past.
1656
01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:54,633
-All right, fuck it.
1657
01:10:55,217 --> 01:10:57,586
Yeah, I'm in.
1658
01:10:57,586 --> 01:10:59,721
-Here's your--
1659
01:10:59,722 --> 01:11:00,306
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): I'm in.
1660
01:11:00,306 --> 01:11:01,307
I'm in.
1661
01:11:01,807 --> 01:11:02,308
I'm in.
1662
01:11:02,308 --> 01:11:04,227
-Nice.
1663
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:05,261
Hold on.
1664
01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:06,229
I don't trust him.
1665
01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:15,604
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): First
to finish, 50 grand.
1666
01:11:18,607 --> 01:11:20,609
What's going on, guys?
1667
01:11:20,609 --> 01:11:22,361
What are you waiting for?
1668
01:11:28,751 --> 01:11:29,752
Let's eat.
1669
01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:11,377
-Oh, I'm done.
1670
01:12:11,377 --> 01:12:12,578
-Done.
1671
01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:17,333
-Shit, that was close.
1672
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:17,834
Violet?
1673
01:12:17,833 --> 01:12:18,500
VINCE (OFFSCREEN): No.
1674
01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:19,501
No, no, no.
1675
01:12:19,501 --> 01:12:20,052
Clearly I won.
1676
01:12:20,052 --> 01:12:21,220
Look.
1677
01:12:21,220 --> 01:12:22,304
Open your mouth.
1678
01:12:22,304 --> 01:12:22,721
Open your mouth.
1679
01:12:22,721 --> 01:12:23,672
-It's open.
1680
01:12:23,672 --> 01:12:24,673
Ahh.
1681
01:12:26,809 --> 01:12:29,312
-Fuck.
1682
01:12:29,311 --> 01:12:33,932
Guys, that was a tie.
1683
01:12:33,932 --> 01:12:36,351
-What?
1684
01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:38,771
-Uh, we need a tiebreaker.
1685
01:12:44,693 --> 01:12:45,911
Great idea.
1686
01:12:49,498 --> 01:12:57,923
I guess whoever eats Craig's
finger gets the money.
1687
01:13:02,878 --> 01:13:03,379
-No.
1688
01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:04,380
No, no.
1689
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:05,715
[screaming]
1690
01:13:16,191 --> 01:13:17,693
-Crying like a motherfucker?
1691
01:13:18,193 --> 01:13:19,695
[grunting]
1692
01:13:53,846 --> 01:13:56,482
-That still counts, right?
1693
01:13:56,482 --> 01:13:58,567
-It counts, Craig.
1694
01:13:58,567 --> 01:14:00,652
You're the winner.
1695
01:14:01,153 --> 01:14:04,156
-(CHUCKLING) I did it.
1696
01:14:06,658 --> 01:14:10,662
50,000 fucking dollars.
1697
01:14:10,662 --> 01:14:12,581
[laughing]
1698
01:14:27,012 --> 01:14:30,516
-You're fucking weak, Craig.
1699
01:14:30,516 --> 01:14:31,934
You always were.
1700
01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:41,477
-Let's get you some air.
1701
01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:42,979
There we go.
1702
01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:11,173
-Oh, fuck.
1703
01:15:11,173 --> 01:15:14,143
You know what, fuck him, man.
1704
01:15:14,142 --> 01:15:19,180
You know, he used to get his
ass beat, his fucking ass
1705
01:15:19,181 --> 01:15:21,684
handed to him, all the time.
1706
01:15:21,683 --> 01:15:23,185
And who would he
come crying to?
1707
01:15:23,735 --> 01:15:25,237
To me.
1708
01:15:25,237 --> 01:15:27,239
To me, and I would always
have his back.
1709
01:15:27,239 --> 01:15:30,692
I always had your back.
1710
01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:34,746
And how does he fucking
repay me, huh?
1711
01:15:34,746 --> 01:15:36,698
By thinking he's fucking
better than me.
1712
01:15:39,251 --> 01:15:41,754
You know, he thinks he fucking
deserves that money.
1713
01:15:41,753 --> 01:15:43,755
He doesn't deserve shit--
1714
01:15:43,755 --> 01:15:45,757
not a fucking dime.
1715
01:15:51,263 --> 01:15:53,766
Fuck, man.
1716
01:15:53,765 --> 01:15:55,267
I almost fucking killed him.
1717
01:15:58,854 --> 01:16:00,356
-Why don't you do it?
1718
01:16:02,891 --> 01:16:04,893
[chuckling]
1719
01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:12,902
-Do it.
1720
01:16:12,901 --> 01:16:16,154
$250,000.
1721
01:16:16,154 --> 01:16:20,158
I'll take care of
the rest of it.
1722
01:16:20,158 --> 01:16:23,662
This is your chance, Vince.
1723
01:16:23,662 --> 01:16:26,632
Fresh start.
1724
01:16:26,632 --> 01:16:28,083
Living the life you want.
1725
01:16:40,896 --> 01:16:55,411
-$250,000?
1726
01:16:55,410 --> 01:16:58,246
-You want to play us
a slideshow, baby?
1727
01:16:58,780 --> 01:17:02,083
She did this one for our
wedding, it's fucking killer.
1728
01:17:06,088 --> 01:17:09,008
Craig, you want a
beer or, like,
1729
01:17:09,007 --> 01:17:11,459
an ice pack of something?
1730
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:14,213
-Uh, cab.
1731
01:17:14,212 --> 01:17:15,213
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Fuck,
you know what?
1732
01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:15,714
You're right.
1733
01:17:16,214 --> 01:17:17,382
It's fucking late.
1734
01:17:17,382 --> 01:17:20,435
Slash early.
1735
01:17:20,435 --> 01:17:23,388
You know, I'm feeling
kinda brunchy.
1736
01:17:23,388 --> 01:17:24,389
You guys into that?
1737
01:17:27,809 --> 01:17:28,810
-Yeah.
1738
01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:30,312
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): I could
pound, like, 100 Bloody
1739
01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:31,780
Mary's right now.
1740
01:17:31,780 --> 01:17:35,951
CRAIG (OFFSCREEN): Hey Colin,
can you call a cab for me?
1741
01:17:35,951 --> 01:17:36,952
-Sure, man.
1742
01:17:37,452 --> 01:17:39,788
But I'm paying for it.
1743
01:17:40,288 --> 01:17:43,291
Because I'm a good host.
1744
01:17:43,291 --> 01:17:44,793
I got some guy--
1745
01:17:44,793 --> 01:17:46,295
here we go.
1746
01:17:50,248 --> 01:17:50,749
Oh, there we go.
1747
01:17:51,249 --> 01:17:52,467
Ha, ha.
1748
01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:57,756
The reunion shot.
1749
01:17:57,756 --> 01:17:59,341
CRAIG (OFFSCREEN): Colin.
1750
01:17:59,341 --> 01:17:59,842
COLIN (OFFSCREEN): Yes.
1751
01:17:59,841 --> 01:18:01,343
OK, OK, OK.
1752
01:18:09,267 --> 01:18:10,769
Hi, is this Central Cab?
1753
01:18:11,269 --> 01:18:13,772
Yeah, to pick up.
1754
01:18:13,772 --> 01:18:17,075
The address is 1231 Waverly.
1755
01:18:17,075 --> 01:18:17,909
Oh, Craig.
1756
01:18:17,909 --> 01:18:20,779
Go ahead and get your 50,000.
1757
01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:22,080
I trust you.
1758
01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:23,665
Count it out.
1759
01:18:24,116 --> 01:18:26,285
No, I was talking to a friend.
1760
01:18:26,284 --> 01:18:38,346
All right, 20 minutes
Oh shit, Vince.
1761
01:18:38,847 --> 01:18:40,265
This shit was so funny.
1762
01:19:45,664 --> 01:19:48,750
-Craig, let's get the
fuck out of here.
1763
01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:50,702
[gunshot]
1764
01:20:17,979 --> 01:20:19,447
[gunshot]
1765
01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:40,169
-Whoa, that was grim.
1766
01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:45,473
That was grim.
1767
01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:18,040
Hey.
1768
01:21:18,039 --> 01:21:20,542
You know that--
1769
01:21:20,542 --> 01:21:21,426
that maid service
we talked about?
1770
01:21:26,514 --> 01:21:27,765
Yeah, I need that now.
1771
01:21:59,497 --> 01:22:00,999
It's been good partying
with you, Craig.
1772
01:22:27,242 --> 01:22:28,693
Good call on your boy.
1773
01:22:31,780 --> 01:22:34,783
I thought my guy was
gonna wrap it up.
1774
01:22:35,283 --> 01:22:36,284
[sigh]
1775
01:24:01,369 --> 01:24:03,588
[baby crying]
1776
01:24:11,096 --> 01:24:14,967
-Oh, it's OK.
1777
01:24:15,216 --> 01:24:16,801
[crying]
1778
01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:50,635
[music playing]
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