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Subtitles By FaCeBoOk31
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Negative. No sign.
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Wait a second. I think I got him.
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You know...
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...you could put someone's eye out
with that thing.
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We airlifted out the last passengers,
Ace. We're heading out.
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What about the animal cargo?
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Don't worry. It's just one little
raccoon. If I were you, I'd turn back.
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Yeah?
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If you were me, then I'd be you!
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And I'd use your body to get to the top!
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You can't stop me,
no matter who you are!
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Loser!
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L- o-o-...
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...s-e-r.
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Hungry, fella?
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That ought to hold you for a while.
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That's okay, Spike.
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There's nothing more we can do.
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Look, Spike!
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Do not fret, my woodland friend.
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Your life is in the hands
of Ace Ventura...
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...Pet Detective.
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Whatever you do...
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...don't look down.
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Hang on!
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Hang on, little buddy!
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I got you!
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I think I got you!
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Maybe not. You're slipping!
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Don't let go!
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My goodness.
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Hello, heh.
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That was quite a shock.
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It's, um, extremely nice to meet you.
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My name is Fulton Greenwall...
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...and I am looking for an Ace Ventura.
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No man here...
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...carries with him...
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...a label.
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What?
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Oh, yes.
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No names. How silly of me.
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He's an American.
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We are all children...
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...of the same life force.
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Yes, of course we are.
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Well, uh...
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He bends over and speaks from his rear.
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Oh, him.
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Right this way.
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He came to us a broken man.
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He had lost the will
to sustain his existence.
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Yes, I heard about that unfortunate
accident with the raccoon.
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It was terrible for him.
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But the life force...
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...once again...
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...smiled upon him.
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He's now...
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...at peace.
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I will wait here.
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Oh, oh.
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I must apologize.
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Quite. Well, uh, um, no harm done.
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Let me introduce myself.
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My name is Fulton Greenwall,
and I'm here to employ your services...
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...in the retrieval of a lost animal.
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Can you help us?
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Your request is like your intestine.
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Stinky and dangerous.
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We can pay handsomely.
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I am now a child of light.
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Your earthly money
holds no appeal to me.
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Twenty thousand dollars.
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Re-eh-eh-eh-eh-eeaaly!
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Really?
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No.
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I cannot.
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For I am sorely needed...
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...here...
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...at the ashram.
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May I interject?
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We're short of space.
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And it's important for you
to use your talents.
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Let me help you pack.
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But I am yet to attain
omnipresent super-galactic oneness.
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Wait!
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There it is!
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You've just attained it.
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I have?
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Just now.
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You are one!
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I can see it in your eyes.
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You're more one than anyone.
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What about my medallion
of spiritual accomplishment?
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Take mine.
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This took you 80 years to achieve!
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That's okay.
I don't like it anymore. Really.
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In light of this personal sacrifice
you've made...
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...I have no choice...
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...but to take the case.
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Great!
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I'll tell the others.
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Master!
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Break it to them gently.
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I've never seen them
act like that before.
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Denial can be an ugly thing.
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We should go, Mr. Ventura.
I've arranged a plane.
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I'll meet you at the bottom.
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There's still one more thing
I must do before I go.
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Isn't this incredible?
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It's going to be some kind of record!
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Everyone loves a Slinky
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You gotta get a Slinky
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Slinky, Slinky
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Go, Slinky, go!
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Oh, man!
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Can you believe it?
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It was right there!
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One more time?
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Forgive me, but if we don't hurry,
we might miss the plane.
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Of course.
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How selfish of me.
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Let's do all the things
that you want to do.
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Canadian moose during mating season.
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And now...
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...a yak.
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Yak.
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Peanut?
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Yes, I have one right here!
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It's bulky, but I consider it a carryon.
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Peanuts?
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Oh, I see. Ha, ha!
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If we can get back to business,
Mr. Ventura?
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The Wachati are a peaceful tribe.
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Since their sacred animal
has vanished...
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...they believe that there is a curse
fallen on their village.
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It all started some time ago when,
one night...
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So the daughter of the Wachati chief...
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...is set to wed the first son of
the Wachootoo tribe.
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And the sacred animal was offered
as dowry for the marriage.
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But if it is not recovered...
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...the result will be...
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...the merciless slaughter of
the Wachati.
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Uh, Mr. Ventura?
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There's...
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...someone on the wing.
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Some...
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...thing!
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I'm sorry, what were you saying?
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The daughter of the Wachati chief...
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...is set to wed...
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...the first son of the Wachootoo tribe.
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Spectacular!
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This land holds great beauty!
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How far to the crime scene?
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I've been instructed
to bring you to the consulate...
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...which is beyond the trees...
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...on the other side of the jungle.
So we'll have to circle around... Aah!
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Steering's a bit loose!
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Alignment's off!
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Oh, you, pretty Chitty Bang Bang
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you
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And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us too
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Everybody go
On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we depend
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Bang bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four-fendered friend
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Bang bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four-fendered-
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Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
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Chitty Bang Bang yeah
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Chitty
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Ah, there's the consulate!
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Oh, thank God!
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If I can just find a parking spot...
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Perhaps we should slow down
just a teensy bit.
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Nonsense, poopy pants!
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We're going a bit fast!
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Really! Look out!
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Like a glove!
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You should get this baby detailed.
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The Consul General's car!
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Down!
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That's it. Down.
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Come on, man!
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Whoa.
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Mr. Ventura, so looking forward
to your arrival.
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Didn't seem that painful
when you were doing it to the horse.
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Ha, ha, uh, sir, uh, Mr. Ventura
has an affinity for animals.
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Shall we?
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Shalln't we?
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Tell me, Mr. Ventura...
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...just how good are you?
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You're a workaholic.
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You recently returned from a trip to Gotan,
in Northern Africa...
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...and you just took a nasty spill
because of some...
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...shoddy masonry work.
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Very impressive.
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May I ask how?
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Surely.
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The abrasion on your hand is the type
sustained in a three-to-five foot fall.
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The remnants of plaster on your shoe
pointed to a careless mason.
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Your new watch,
a quality forgery of Cartier, was...
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...most likely purchased through
the North African black market!
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And my work habits?
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A workaholic.
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Urine stain on your pants...
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...would signify that
you're a single-shaker!
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Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
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Brilliant, Mr. Ventura! Simply brilliant!
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Spank you!
Spank you very much!
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We've been coexisting quite nicely
with the native cultures...
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...for the past 200 years.
They're almost like family at this point.
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- Are they?
- It is imperative...
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...that we recover the sacred animal.
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If not, the peaceable
Wachati will be obliterated.
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The Wachootoo are bloodthirsty.
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They consider its disappearance
both an insult and a curse.
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Do I have something in my teeth?
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Ah, Cadby!
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Lovely brunch, I must say.
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Quinn!
I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura.
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This is Burton Quinn. He owns
and operates Quinnland Safari Park.
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Most call me Quinn.
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Say hello, Tinky.
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Pleasure, Tinky. Corvus corax.
Common raven. Smartest of all birds.
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Rare in these parts.
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Excuse me.
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That's quite a wrap you're wearing.
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Perhaps I could get you
some fluffy new slippers...
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...made from the heads of
innocent and defenseless baby seals!
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Who is this ghastly man?
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Ace Ventura, pet detective.
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You must be
the Monopoly Guy!
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Thanks for the free parking.
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Another activist, Maguire.
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Activist, yes.
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Activist, yes, heh, heh.
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Mr. Ventura...
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...there's nothing wrong with
enjoying the fruits of nature.
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You should try it some time.
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Alrighty, then.
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You know something?
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You're right.
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Mwah!
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Mm-hm, ha.
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"Do not pass go.
Do not collect two hundred dollars. "
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It's lovely, but I fancy myself
an autumn.
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If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura...
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...we might make for
the projection room.
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Kookie.
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I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief
of tribal security in the province.
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Please!
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Don't...
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...get up.
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At this point,
we don't have any leads...
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...but we've had similar
problems in the past.
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Oh, heh.
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Sorry.
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This is Derrick McCane...
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...spotted several times in the province
in the past year. He makes a living...
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...from rare and endangered species.
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Ah, these two are Australians.
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The bald one is Mick Katie.
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The other is said to have
been raised by aborigine.
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Aborigines.
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The natives call him-
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Call him Gahjii the hunter.
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Both are known poachers
and have been seen in the area!
268
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:07,469
This wedding's in four days.
I cannot have bloodshed here!
269
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,680
We're counting on you!
270
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,233
Hi-ho, Silver!
271
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:22,901
Away!
272
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:26,530
I've assigned Greenwall to assist you.
273
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:30,200
Before you go, Mr. Ventura...
274
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,870
...I'd like to show you
something you may enjoy.
275
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,748
As one animal lover to another.
276
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:57,603
Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?
277
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:03,609
Of course not.
278
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,777
There is a lovely room of death.
279
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,946
Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.
280
00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:14,244
Down, Boba!
281
00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:24,588
Mr. Ventura, how could you?
282
00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:48,278
Now, Mr. Ventura, I think
the village is about a mile ahead.
283
00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:49,655
Excellent.
284
00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,114
Flat tire!
285
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:56,662
I think this joke has run
its course, don't you?
286
00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,205
Certainly.
287
00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:01,083
I prostrate myself before you
and beg forgiveness.
288
00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:03,710
Don't get me wrong.
I do enjoy the occasional prank.
289
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,672
It's just that my heel
is getting rather raw.
290
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:12,928
We love you, dark continent!
Good night!
291
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,224
Listen!
292
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,647
The majestic song of
the male silverback gorilla.
293
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:28,985
We should move along. It's their mating
season and they can get rather hostile.
294
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:43,166
Oh.
295
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,252
Oh, excuse me, Mr. Ventura.
296
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:46,920
I have to rest.
297
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,839
- Of course you do!
- Oh.
298
00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:53,009
The Wachati believe they draw
their power from these caves.
299
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:57,347
Now they live in fear since
their sacred bat has vanished.
300
00:25:58,558 --> 00:25:59,683
Bat?
301
00:26:02,854 --> 00:26:04,896
What bat?
302
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,441
The one we're here to find,
Mr. Ventura.
303
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:11,194
You didn't say anything about a bat.
304
00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:14,030
- What's the difference?
- What's the difference, heh?
305
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,658
Have you seen one? They're hideous.
306
00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:21,747
Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet,
huge grotesque wings. Even fangs.
307
00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:27,419
They give you rabies.
308
00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:30,797
Yes, quite. I see your point.
309
00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:34,050
But are you saying
that you won't take the case?
310
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:40,056
No. As a being of light, I must show
compassion for all living things.
311
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,349
Good.
312
00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:43,226
I'm not touching it, though!
313
00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:45,270
No, spank you.
314
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:01,745
The Wachati are a peaceful people.
315
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,456
They find all forms of life sacred.
316
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:06,458
I like them already.
317
00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:08,460
Bumbawae Atuna.
318
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:11,421
Nice to see you.
319
00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:12,798
Bumblebee Tuna.
320
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:14,257
Bumblebee Tuna.
321
00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:17,219
Ace Ventura, pet detective.
322
00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:18,762
How are you?
323
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,931
Alrighty, then.
324
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,393
Excuse me.
325
00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:27,437
Your balls are showing.
326
00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:29,272
Bumblebee Tuna.
327
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:33,777
They have lived in the same state
for thousands of years.
328
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:37,614
They did not know about disease
until the white man came.
329
00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:44,120
What's going on over here?
330
00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:48,208
All young Wachati warriors
must face five days...
331
00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:49,918
...of balance and concentration.
332
00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:52,462
Should he lose his focus and fall...
333
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:54,840
...he must start over again.
334
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,801
Earthquake test!
335
00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:02,973
He's good.
336
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:06,184
With my help, he could be the best.
337
00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:08,395
We should see the chief,
Mr. Ventura.
338
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,857
- This way.
- Neato!
339
00:28:26,581 --> 00:28:29,207
The chief says he knew you would come.
340
00:28:34,338 --> 00:28:37,340
Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo! Hey!
341
00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:44,639
Uh, the chief has not understood
the dialect you're using.
342
00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:48,059
Say I'm happy to meet him.
And that his sacred...
343
00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:50,520
...bat...
344
00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:52,397
...is as good as found.
345
00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:05,827
My goodness. The chief
really seems to like you.
346
00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:09,414
That is a great sign of affection
in the Wachati tribe.
347
00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:14,920
Really!
348
00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:17,881
Oh, this is the chief's son, Ouda.
349
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,842
The missionaries came through
and taught him English.
350
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,594
I like you!
351
00:29:27,892 --> 00:29:29,100
My...
352
00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,604
Aren't I the popular one?
353
00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:38,944
Allow me to display my affection.
354
00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:09,891
It is the mucus...
355
00:30:10,101 --> 00:30:11,935
...that binds us.
356
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:18,108
The chief says that
the sacred hut is over there.
357
00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:27,075
How'd they pass the guard?
358
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:29,995
I'm afraid he was found shortly after...
359
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,788
...sleeping.
360
00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:35,000
At ease, soldier.
361
00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:37,293
We all make mistakes.
362
00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:52,642
Quite an auspicious dwelling
for a filthy, flying weasel.
363
00:30:54,812 --> 00:30:56,312
Please, Mr. Ventura!
364
00:30:56,522 --> 00:31:00,692
That is sacred ground. I'm sorry,
but only the Wachati are allowed there.
365
00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:03,403
Take it easy.
366
00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:05,697
I'm the lougie guy, remember?
367
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:20,003
Eh, yes, yes, Chief. Thank you.
368
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:22,839
Thank you.
369
00:31:23,424 --> 00:31:26,176
The chief says that unless
the sacred bat is returned...
370
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:31,222
...before the marriage of the princess,
the Wachati tribe will meet their death.
371
00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:33,725
What type of bat are we talking about?
372
00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:36,686
The great white bat, of course.
373
00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:47,864
Crepuscular Chiroptera?
374
00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:50,033
But to the natives:
375
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:51,409
Shikaka.
376
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,510
Shikasha, ah!
377
00:32:09,303 --> 00:32:10,762
Shish kebab.
378
00:32:11,764 --> 00:32:12,972
Shawshank Redemption.
379
00:32:13,182 --> 00:32:14,390
Chicago!
380
00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:16,601
You're out of there!
381
00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:19,104
Go on. You're gone. Go on!
382
00:32:43,671 --> 00:32:45,088
Were you going to eat these?
383
00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,978
I've got to inspect that cage.
384
00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:06,818
Mm.
385
00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,653
My, my, my.
386
00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:11,447
This fruit paste is delicious!
387
00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:13,241
The pottery is lovely!
388
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:14,826
It's made from guano.
389
00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:16,369
Guano?
390
00:33:16,579 --> 00:33:17,996
That sounds so familiar.
391
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,123
Bat droppings.
392
00:33:24,128 --> 00:33:28,464
It's a chief resource of the Wachati.
They use it to make things.
393
00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:31,467
Yummy!
394
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:59,037
Now, this is really fascinating.
This is a great Wachati tradition.
395
00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:01,706
The virgin's dance of seduction.
396
00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:08,796
I am now a holy man.
397
00:34:09,006 --> 00:34:11,674
I think of women only
as mothers of our children.
398
00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:14,552
They are a sanctuary for
the reproductive organs.
399
00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:18,014
A temple to house
the miracle of procreation.
400
00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:20,683
Do you have $1?
401
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:26,606
Oh, heh.
402
00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:30,026
Thank you so much!
I've not danced in years!
403
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:50,880
Hi.
404
00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:53,883
Don't mind me.
405
00:34:54,176 --> 00:34:55,718
Sleep.
406
00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:57,929
Sleep!
407
00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:07,772
Fe Fi!
408
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,733
Fo fum!
409
00:35:11,485 --> 00:35:14,904
I smell the fingerprints of scum!
410
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,412
Better dust the place.
411
00:35:38,137 --> 00:35:39,804
Totally clean.
412
00:35:40,014 --> 00:35:42,640
Not one damn clue.
413
00:35:45,561 --> 00:35:47,103
Unless...
414
00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:30,313
Here she comes. Oh, boy.
415
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,648
Holy, holy, holy, holy.
416
00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:35,485
Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out.
417
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,695
You have come to help us.
418
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,530
We are in...
419
00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:41,824
...great appreciation.
420
00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:43,326
You...
421
00:36:44,787 --> 00:36:45,828
...speak English.
422
00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:47,663
Yes, heh!
423
00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:50,583
- The missionaries came with books.
- Oh.
424
00:36:56,006 --> 00:36:57,590
Oh, heh.
425
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,967
You are very good with that, heh!
426
00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:02,178
It's incredibly accurate.
427
00:37:03,055 --> 00:37:04,514
Care to try?
428
00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:11,687
Not bad!
429
00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:14,273
Try again. Relax your shoulders.
430
00:37:14,608 --> 00:37:15,650
Breathe.
431
00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:17,568
And release.
432
00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:22,240
There you go!
433
00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:25,034
You make me smile.
434
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,371
And yet...
435
00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:31,249
...I am troubled.
436
00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:34,085
You see...
437
00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:37,380
...the man my father
wants me to marry...
438
00:37:38,048 --> 00:37:40,883
...I am worried I will not please him.
439
00:37:46,807 --> 00:37:49,100
I've never known a man.
440
00:37:59,069 --> 00:38:00,319
I'd love to help.
441
00:38:00,529 --> 00:38:01,904
But you see...
442
00:38:02,156 --> 00:38:05,783
...I have vowed
to take a life of celibacy.
443
00:38:07,453 --> 00:38:08,703
Well...
444
00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:10,121
Perhaps this...
445
00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:12,915
...will assist your decision, heh.
446
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:19,589
Those are very nice.
447
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:22,300
But I am a child of light.
A pure spirit.
448
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:25,636
I'm no longer encumbered
by sexual appetites.
449
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,101
Oh, mama, oh, mama...
450
00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:34,979
...oh, mama, oh, mama...
451
00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:41,402
I'm so sorry, Mr. Ventura...
452
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,827
That's okay.
453
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:52,163
I was just...
454
00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:55,666
...practicing my mantra.
455
00:38:57,794 --> 00:38:59,378
Oh, uh...
456
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:03,174
- You wanted to visit the sacred caves.
- I do!
457
00:39:03,634 --> 00:39:05,801
- Meet me outside in 10 minutes.
- Mm-hm.
458
00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:07,929
If I don't finish my meditation...
459
00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:10,806
...I tend to get a little cranky.
460
00:39:11,308 --> 00:39:13,184
Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.
461
00:39:22,194 --> 00:39:25,196
Everything here seems good!
Heh, big load off my mind!
462
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:29,325
You can speculate all you want,
but unless you check it out yourself...
463
00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:31,702
...you never know. Let's go back.
464
00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:33,663
Don't you think you should investigate?
465
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:36,457
There's no reason to go in there. Ever.
466
00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:38,417
I sense it as a holy man.
467
00:39:38,627 --> 00:39:40,878
- You said you wanted-
- It's dark!
468
00:39:41,088 --> 00:39:43,589
I could fall into a precipice.
469
00:39:44,216 --> 00:39:45,591
Take this.
470
00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:50,012
Spank you, Helpy Helperton.
471
00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:13,202
I am not afraid!
472
00:40:15,998 --> 00:40:18,374
I am not afraid.
473
00:40:24,006 --> 00:40:26,966
I really like it here, oh.
474
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,276
My medallion!
475
00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:52,908
I will fear no living creature...
476
00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:55,411
...as long as I keep this near me.
477
00:40:56,788 --> 00:41:00,583
Take that, you winged spawn of Satan!
478
00:41:03,170 --> 00:41:05,046
Oh, grr.
479
00:41:07,007 --> 00:41:08,424
That's okay.
480
00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:12,678
All I really need is my torch.
481
00:41:14,056 --> 00:41:16,098
Die, devil bird! Aah!
482
00:41:20,479 --> 00:41:21,771
I'm okay.
483
00:41:29,529 --> 00:41:30,863
They're in my hair!
484
00:41:31,198 --> 00:41:33,115
They're in my hair!
485
00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:37,161
God in heaven! Help me!
486
00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:41,290
There is nothing in your hair.
487
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,877
Exactly.
488
00:41:45,087 --> 00:41:47,296
I was merely running a drill.
489
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,929
Just as I suspected.
490
00:41:55,138 --> 00:41:57,306
- Quinn.
- What?
491
00:41:57,808 --> 00:41:59,600
We met him at Cadby's soiree.
492
00:41:59,810 --> 00:42:02,645
His bird is a raven, Tinky.
I found that inside the cave.
493
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:06,440
You don't understand.
Burton Quinn is a powerful man.
494
00:42:06,650 --> 00:42:08,150
Worry not.
495
00:42:09,361 --> 00:42:11,153
For I...
496
00:42:11,822 --> 00:42:13,322
...am a master...
497
00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:15,324
...of disguises.
498
00:43:09,379 --> 00:43:10,880
Eat up, guys!
499
00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:13,549
None of this animal goes to waste.
500
00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:47,082
Ah.
501
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:48,584
Mr. McCane.
502
00:43:48,794 --> 00:43:49,835
How're you?
503
00:43:50,045 --> 00:43:51,754
McCANE:
I'm doing well.
504
00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:02,097
Unh. Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn.
505
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:05,601
I'm just a curious little rhino.
506
00:44:05,811 --> 00:44:07,812
I appreciate your...
507
00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:10,314
...agreeing to undertake this.
508
00:44:18,615 --> 00:44:22,284
Meeting secretly
with sinister types much?
509
00:44:22,828 --> 00:44:25,955
Ah, not too much. Ah, much too much.
510
00:44:47,978 --> 00:44:50,145
Kind of hot in these rhinos.
511
00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:03,868
Warm!
512
00:45:04,077 --> 00:45:05,202
Phew.
513
00:45:11,376 --> 00:45:14,503
I had a dog and his name was...
514
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,338
...Bingo!
515
00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:21,176
Ah, time to get some oxygen.
516
00:45:28,018 --> 00:45:29,727
Come on!
517
00:45:39,988 --> 00:45:41,864
Mayday!
518
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:53,250
Must have air!
519
00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:17,775
Come on!
520
00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:21,904
Quiet, quiet, quiet. Look, look.
521
00:46:25,784 --> 00:46:27,451
Oh, look!
522
00:46:28,078 --> 00:46:30,496
The mother rhino is giving birth!
523
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:36,251
Oh, God.
524
00:46:56,481 --> 00:46:57,773
Mommy!
525
00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:09,785
Cool!
526
00:47:09,995 --> 00:47:11,286
We have to get out of here!
527
00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:13,080
Quick, get in the jeep.
528
00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:14,957
Quick, girls, get in!
529
00:47:15,917 --> 00:47:18,002
Welcome to Quinnland.
530
00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:22,756
And you too, my friend.
531
00:47:26,803 --> 00:47:29,013
I know you'll be happy here.
532
00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:36,395
Huh. Ah!
533
00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:39,314
How did you get out, fella?
534
00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:44,028
You're a cute little devil.
535
00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:46,864
What you got?
536
00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:06,800
Where's the bat?
537
00:48:07,427 --> 00:48:09,303
What's this about?
538
00:48:09,721 --> 00:48:10,804
Who are you?
539
00:48:11,598 --> 00:48:12,681
Where...
540
00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:14,391
...is...
541
00:48:14,726 --> 00:48:16,351
...the bat?
542
00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:18,312
I know who you are.
543
00:48:18,730 --> 00:48:20,856
I met you at Cadby's!
544
00:48:21,066 --> 00:48:22,191
You're that...
545
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,817
...Ventura fella!
546
00:48:24,027 --> 00:48:25,903
Last chance!
547
00:48:28,281 --> 00:48:30,157
Where is that darn bat?
548
00:48:31,034 --> 00:48:32,993
What're you going to do?
549
00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:34,745
What're you going to do?
550
00:48:35,038 --> 00:48:37,915
Whatever I have to get some answers.
551
00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:47,341
Stop!
552
00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:48,759
Stop it!
553
00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:51,595
You'd like me to stop it, hmm?
554
00:48:51,805 --> 00:48:53,472
Getting to you?
555
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:56,350
Ah, I won't tell you anything.
556
00:49:03,650 --> 00:49:04,983
Ooh.
557
00:49:06,027 --> 00:49:07,986
A tough guy, huh?
558
00:49:08,196 --> 00:49:10,489
I know what to do with tough guys.
559
00:49:10,698 --> 00:49:11,990
Wee!
560
00:49:22,210 --> 00:49:24,128
My brother used to do that!
561
00:49:24,337 --> 00:49:25,963
You sadistic bastard!
562
00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:27,422
Stop it!
563
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:29,216
All right! I'll talk!
564
00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:33,887
- Spill it!
- I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat.
565
00:49:36,975 --> 00:49:39,810
I thought it could be an attraction.
566
00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:42,146
Business has been a bit off lately.
567
00:49:42,564 --> 00:49:43,981
So...
568
00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:47,484
...you don't know who...
569
00:49:49,737 --> 00:49:52,239
- ... took the bat?
- Neither does McCane.
570
00:49:59,205 --> 00:50:01,331
I'm going to untie you now.
571
00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:04,835
Before I do, I want you
to know that I'm really...
572
00:50:05,086 --> 00:50:06,336
...truly...
573
00:50:06,546 --> 00:50:07,588
...very...
574
00:50:07,797 --> 00:50:09,506
...sorry!
575
00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,180
Appreciate the lift!
576
00:50:16,556 --> 00:50:18,432
We'll walk from here.
577
00:50:22,312 --> 00:50:26,523
Quinn is out of the picture.
We have no more suspects or clues.
578
00:50:26,733 --> 00:50:28,150
But I have instincts.
579
00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:31,278
And my instincts tell me
we're getting closer.
580
00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:32,863
I can feel it.
581
00:50:33,198 --> 00:50:35,949
I can feel it like it's right...
582
00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:37,784
...in my neck!
583
00:50:37,994 --> 00:50:39,036
Run!
584
00:50:46,169 --> 00:50:47,961
Starting to get numb!
585
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,387
Three darts...
586
00:50:57,597 --> 00:50:59,056
...is too much!
587
00:51:30,755 --> 00:51:34,174
I think I lost them!
588
00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:05,747
Flowers...
589
00:52:06,124 --> 00:52:07,749
...for me?
590
00:52:08,501 --> 00:52:11,503
I do declare, Mr. Beauregard.
591
00:52:13,298 --> 00:52:15,590
You are my hero.
592
00:52:22,098 --> 00:52:23,682
Was I...
593
00:52:24,309 --> 00:52:25,684
...talking in my sleep?
594
00:52:25,935 --> 00:52:30,105
You've been suffering hysteria.
It's a natural reaction to the poison.
595
00:52:30,315 --> 00:52:31,606
Water.
596
00:52:39,115 --> 00:52:41,033
Guano bowls.
597
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,410
Collect the whole set.
598
00:52:43,619 --> 00:52:46,121
Ace, did you see the shooter?
599
00:52:46,331 --> 00:52:47,622
Only their feet.
600
00:52:47,957 --> 00:52:49,791
Not enough for a positive ID.
601
00:52:50,168 --> 00:52:52,210
It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman.
602
00:52:53,338 --> 00:52:54,504
The what-y what-an?
603
00:52:54,714 --> 00:52:58,800
The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man,
protests the intertribal wedding.
604
00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:04,306
Does he?
605
00:53:06,476 --> 00:53:08,268
You do not speak Wachootoo.
606
00:53:08,478 --> 00:53:10,395
I go with you.
607
00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:13,398
Ouda will be my interpreter.
608
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:16,943
Please, take care.
609
00:53:17,153 --> 00:53:21,490
The Wachootoo are savages.
If they catch you, they'll be merciless.
610
00:53:22,408 --> 00:53:23,825
Worry not.
611
00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:27,913
I will be as a fly on the wall,
a grain of salt in the ocean.
612
00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:31,833
I will slip amongst them
like a transparent...
613
00:53:34,003 --> 00:53:35,337
...thing.
614
00:54:01,447 --> 00:54:03,365
The sacred bat must be in a hut.
615
00:54:03,616 --> 00:54:06,451
We'll never know until
I can walk freely among them.
616
00:54:10,498 --> 00:54:12,207
Wunderbar!
617
00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:14,793
He exclaimed with great relish.
618
00:54:39,485 --> 00:54:41,820
Come on, girls,
show them what you got. Unh!
619
00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:44,072
Big finish.
620
00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:00,255
I'm sure it's fine.
621
00:55:00,465 --> 00:55:02,966
Ouda is probably going
for help right now.
622
00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:04,843
Hello, Ace!
623
00:55:05,428 --> 00:55:08,180
They found me! No sweat!
624
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,767
Don't beat yourself up.
625
00:55:21,194 --> 00:55:22,652
You know...
626
00:55:22,862 --> 00:55:26,948
...gingivitis is the number one
cause of all tooth decay.
627
00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:33,246
What does "equinsu ocha" mean?
628
00:55:33,498 --> 00:55:35,040
White devil.
629
00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:39,544
- Tell him I'm not.
- I only met you. How do I know?
630
00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:46,968
- He said-
- Let me guess. "White devil"?
631
00:55:47,178 --> 00:55:48,678
You speak Wachootoo?
632
00:55:48,888 --> 00:55:50,889
Tell them what I'm saying:
633
00:55:52,225 --> 00:55:54,809
I come in peace!
634
00:56:02,193 --> 00:56:04,611
I couldn't help but notice
the "equinsu ocha" part.
635
00:56:04,946 --> 00:56:06,696
Did you refer to me as "White Devil"?
636
00:56:06,989 --> 00:56:08,323
That's how they know you.
637
00:56:08,533 --> 00:56:10,825
Leave that part out from now on.
638
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:13,995
I represent the princess!
639
00:56:24,131 --> 00:56:27,008
War is hell.
640
00:56:27,343 --> 00:56:29,678
The last thing we want...
641
00:56:31,055 --> 00:56:32,639
...is a fight.
642
00:56:47,530 --> 00:56:48,572
The chief said...
643
00:56:48,781 --> 00:56:50,907
...if you pass all Wachootoo tests...
644
00:56:51,325 --> 00:56:53,034
...you do not die.
645
00:56:56,539 --> 00:56:58,081
Kookie.
646
00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:32,133
Ah. My entrance to the winner's circle!
647
00:58:32,635 --> 00:58:36,304
Your admiration is well-founded,
but I'm merely a servant.
648
00:58:36,514 --> 00:58:38,139
Do not worship me!
649
00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:52,070
Chief says you have passed
all tests but one.
650
00:58:52,571 --> 00:58:55,615
Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death.
651
00:58:56,117 --> 00:58:57,367
Funny...
652
00:58:57,576 --> 00:58:59,703
...that's my specialty.
653
00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:37,240
This is it?
654
00:59:37,450 --> 00:59:39,576
I have to beat him?
655
00:59:52,506 --> 00:59:54,424
Alrighty, then!
656
00:59:56,844 --> 00:59:58,511
I must tell you...
657
01:00:00,765 --> 01:00:02,265
...I don't wish to fight.
658
01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:06,436
Violence is no longer in my nature...
659
01:00:06,729 --> 01:00:09,773
...but if you want it,
you got it, sister.
660
01:00:15,446 --> 01:00:17,238
Biting, I see.
661
01:00:17,448 --> 01:00:20,283
I was unaware that the Wachootoo...
662
01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:23,286
...were biters!
663
01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:27,373
Why don't you try this on
and see how it fits?
664
01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:36,132
He much better fighter than you.
665
01:00:36,342 --> 01:00:37,884
Doi!
666
01:00:54,652 --> 01:00:56,110
All right!
667
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:59,155
This White Devil thing
has gone far enough.
668
01:00:59,490 --> 01:01:00,698
Nobody...
669
01:01:00,950 --> 01:01:02,492
...messes...
670
01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:04,744
...with the "do"!
671
01:01:22,638 --> 01:01:24,931
He said, sorry, White Devil...
672
01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:26,683
...but he must kill you.
673
01:01:28,519 --> 01:01:30,937
I'll have you know
I have the reflexes of a cat.
674
01:01:31,146 --> 01:01:33,523
And the speed of a mongoose.
675
01:01:33,941 --> 01:01:35,149
Throw it!
676
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:36,943
I dare you!
677
01:01:53,669 --> 01:01:57,297
Ouda, don't just stand there.
Throw me a spear!
678
01:02:25,326 --> 01:02:28,036
It's in the bone! It's in the bone!
679
01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:30,663
It's in the bone!
680
01:02:48,599 --> 01:02:50,391
He says you make him laugh.
681
01:02:50,684 --> 01:02:53,102
You are like sissy girl!
682
01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:12,246
Wachootoo Chief say,
"You friend to Wachootoo. "
683
01:03:20,005 --> 01:03:24,258
But if the curse of Shikaka not lifted
by tomorrow's sun at top of sky...
684
01:03:24,468 --> 01:03:28,721
...Wachootoo kill all Wachati
and smash your head on a rock.
685
01:03:31,392 --> 01:03:32,600
Super.
686
01:03:32,810 --> 01:03:34,352
Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.
687
01:03:34,937 --> 01:03:37,480
Take care, now. Super. Bye-bye, then.
688
01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:42,568
Are your legs sore?
Want me to carry you?
689
01:03:42,778 --> 01:03:44,570
That won't be necessary.
690
01:03:44,780 --> 01:03:46,364
I have a high pain threshold.
691
01:03:46,573 --> 01:03:48,408
Ah, holy monkey!
692
01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:15,518
Ace, why you stopped?
693
01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:19,939
The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka.
694
01:04:22,985 --> 01:04:24,777
Hi, welcome back.
695
01:04:25,487 --> 01:04:26,821
What would you say this is?
696
01:04:27,156 --> 01:04:28,698
Dart of Wachootoo shaman.
697
01:04:29,241 --> 01:04:32,201
Precisely.
And when compared to one of the darts...
698
01:04:32,411 --> 01:04:34,245
- ... that hit me before?
- Same.
699
01:04:35,039 --> 01:04:37,457
Only to the untrained eye.
700
01:04:38,292 --> 01:04:41,210
The Wachootoo dart is made of
wood from a mimosa tree...
701
01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:46,007
...while the other is carved from
a red fungus-bearing acalla.
702
01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:49,010
And there's only one area
of the jungle with red...
703
01:04:49,219 --> 01:04:51,054
...fungus-bearing acallas.
704
01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:53,639
Go back to the village.
705
01:04:53,849 --> 01:04:56,726
Tell them the Wachootoo attack
tomorrow at noon.
706
01:05:00,064 --> 01:05:03,649
This little hound dog
just picked up a scent.
707
01:05:14,578 --> 01:05:16,829
Won't be long now, Katie.
708
01:05:19,625 --> 01:05:21,501
Big night tonight.
709
01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:23,836
You're going to meet your new owner.
710
01:05:24,671 --> 01:05:26,589
Good day. Disgusting rat!
711
01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:45,608
Gravy!
712
01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:52,615
Did you hear that?
713
01:05:53,617 --> 01:05:56,327
- What is it?
- Silverback.
714
01:06:07,673 --> 01:06:09,173
Female.
715
01:06:10,175 --> 01:06:11,843
- Big.
- Yeah?
716
01:06:12,052 --> 01:06:14,303
About 200 meters...
717
01:06:15,639 --> 01:06:17,181
...south.
718
01:06:17,808 --> 01:06:20,351
We'd get $5000 for one of those.
719
01:06:20,602 --> 01:06:23,146
- What about the rat?
- Don't worry about it.
720
01:06:23,355 --> 01:06:25,189
We'll be back in no time.
721
01:06:30,362 --> 01:06:32,196
Stay downwind of it.
722
01:06:45,878 --> 01:06:47,587
Blah.
723
01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:50,006
You're even uglier than I thought.
724
01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:53,009
She's a big one, isn't she?
725
01:07:12,196 --> 01:07:13,571
Oh, boy.
726
01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,698
Deciduous trees on the bank.
727
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:18,367
Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus.
728
01:07:18,577 --> 01:07:20,536
Steadily increasing water current.
729
01:07:20,746 --> 01:07:21,829
Spike...
730
01:07:22,039 --> 01:07:26,209
...I think we could assume the stream gets
pretty rough up ahead.
731
01:07:35,886 --> 01:07:39,222
As soon as I get you loose,
you can chew through my ropes.
732
01:07:45,729 --> 01:07:47,563
That's it!
That's it!
733
01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:51,067
Yes. Your turn.
734
01:07:54,321 --> 01:07:55,446
All right!
735
01:08:39,116 --> 01:08:40,825
I'm alive!
736
01:08:43,662 --> 01:08:45,830
I'm alive!
737
01:08:57,801 --> 01:08:59,802
Yee-haw!
738
01:09:01,513 --> 01:09:03,514
Say "uncle"! Say "uncle"!
739
01:09:09,563 --> 01:09:11,981
Don't start what you can't finish!
740
01:09:14,526 --> 01:09:15,776
Quit hitting yourself!
741
01:09:15,986 --> 01:09:17,737
Quit hitting yourself!
742
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:21,365
Oh, water tastes good, yes!
743
01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:24,285
Glub, glub.
744
01:09:28,832 --> 01:09:30,583
This isn't over yet.
745
01:09:30,792 --> 01:09:34,795
There's something I missed.
Some clue or motive I've overlooked.
746
01:09:35,088 --> 01:09:37,548
And that motive is...
747
01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:40,009
...plah!
748
01:09:40,260 --> 01:09:41,469
Think!
749
01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:43,888
Someone wants the tribes
to destroy each other.
750
01:09:44,097 --> 01:09:46,557
There must be something
valuable in this equation.
751
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,226
Perhaps we should meditate, Spike.
752
01:09:49,436 --> 01:09:52,563
For it is said that
when seeking answers, one must...
753
01:09:52,898 --> 01:09:55,399
...quiet the soul in order
to hear them.
754
01:10:00,614 --> 01:10:02,740
What is it the Wachati possess...
755
01:10:03,158 --> 01:10:06,369
...that is of great value
to other men...
756
01:10:06,578 --> 01:10:09,413
...besides the princess
with the amazing rack?
757
01:10:19,925 --> 01:10:23,636
Alrighty, then.
758
01:11:05,470 --> 01:11:06,804
Oh.
759
01:11:08,390 --> 01:11:09,932
You're back?
760
01:11:11,309 --> 01:11:13,894
You can dispense with the smallpox,
all-knowing one.
761
01:11:14,312 --> 01:11:17,606
I'm here on business,
and time is of the essence.
762
01:11:18,817 --> 01:11:20,317
Very well.
763
01:11:20,527 --> 01:11:22,278
What answer do you seek?
764
01:11:22,487 --> 01:11:24,780
What do the Wachati possess...
765
01:11:24,990 --> 01:11:27,616
...that is of great
value to civilized man?
766
01:11:28,034 --> 01:11:31,620
The medallion will lead you
to the answer.
767
01:11:33,331 --> 01:11:36,375
You do still have
the medallion, don't you?
768
01:11:36,668 --> 01:11:39,670
Medallion? Why, surely.
769
01:11:40,422 --> 01:11:42,673
I left it back, uh...
770
01:11:43,467 --> 01:11:44,800
...with my body.
771
01:11:45,010 --> 01:11:46,635
Your aura...
772
01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:49,096
...is weakening.
773
01:11:49,306 --> 01:11:51,807
Okay! I threw it in a cave!
774
01:11:52,017 --> 01:11:55,561
What do you want from me?
What are you? Mr. Perfect?
775
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,104
Where is it?
776
01:11:57,314 --> 01:11:59,273
It's probably lying...
777
01:11:59,483 --> 01:12:02,026
...in a big pile of...
778
01:12:18,585 --> 01:12:20,002
Guano!
779
01:12:21,254 --> 01:12:24,131
They have guano!
780
01:12:35,143 --> 01:12:36,685
Like...
781
01:12:37,145 --> 01:12:38,896
...a glove.
782
01:12:42,442 --> 01:12:43,901
Hi, Chief!
783
01:12:44,569 --> 01:12:46,695
Appreciate your meeting me here.
784
01:12:47,948 --> 01:12:50,032
Let's go kick some...
785
01:12:51,409 --> 01:12:53,410
...consulate butt.
786
01:13:03,505 --> 01:13:04,838
Hello, Ace.
787
01:13:05,924 --> 01:13:09,510
- You want your money?
- Wrong again, Sweeney Toad.
788
01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:12,513
I've come for the sacred bat.
Where is it?
789
01:13:12,847 --> 01:13:15,808
Why, whatever can you mean?
790
01:13:16,017 --> 01:13:17,309
Guano!
791
01:13:17,519 --> 01:13:18,686
Hello!
792
01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:20,854
Does poop ring a bell?
793
01:13:22,190 --> 01:13:24,567
"Guano mines as a source of nitrate...
794
01:13:24,776 --> 01:13:27,319
"... producing 84 percent
of the world's fertilizer...
795
01:13:27,529 --> 01:13:30,030
"... a $1.4-billion industry. "
796
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:32,283
That's what this war is about.
797
01:13:32,784 --> 01:13:37,496
You can't take possession of the caves
while the Wachati inhabit the area.
798
01:13:37,706 --> 01:13:39,915
And you want that dookie so bad...
799
01:13:40,125 --> 01:13:41,500
...you can taste it.
800
01:13:41,710 --> 01:13:42,835
I thought that-
801
01:13:43,044 --> 01:13:45,296
Yes, thank you, Fulton.
802
01:13:47,716 --> 01:13:50,551
That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura.
803
01:13:51,219 --> 01:13:52,886
What's it got to do with me?
804
01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:55,848
I thought you'd...
805
01:13:56,057 --> 01:13:57,641
...never ask.
806
01:14:01,563 --> 01:14:04,189
When I met you, there was
a white substance on your shoe.
807
01:14:04,399 --> 01:14:06,942
Yesterday, I saw the same
substance outside the hut...
808
01:14:07,152 --> 01:14:09,987
...and it hit me that
the Great White Bat has white guano.
809
01:14:10,405 --> 01:14:13,032
That's what you slipped in!
That's what was on your shoe!
810
01:14:13,241 --> 01:14:15,576
And that explains the abrasion
on your palm!
811
01:14:15,827 --> 01:14:16,994
Let me run that back for you.
812
01:14:23,418 --> 01:14:26,128
That's what you slipped in!
That's what was on your shoe!
813
01:14:26,338 --> 01:14:29,423
And that explains the abrasion
on your palm!
814
01:14:30,592 --> 01:14:32,384
Damn, I'm good!
815
01:14:32,594 --> 01:14:34,386
Can you feel that, huh?
816
01:14:34,596 --> 01:14:37,348
Can you feel it, Captain Compost?
817
01:14:37,724 --> 01:14:42,061
The day of redemption is at hand!
818
01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:44,938
Repent!
819
01:14:45,607 --> 01:14:48,859
And thou shall be saved.
820
01:14:50,779 --> 01:14:52,029
Very good.
821
01:14:54,616 --> 01:14:55,949
Very good.
822
01:14:56,534 --> 01:14:58,619
I believe you've solved the case.
823
01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:02,790
One thing I still don't understand,
Mr. Belvedere.
824
01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:06,543
If you are the slime behind
this little flim-flam...
825
01:15:06,753 --> 01:15:08,295
...why, oh, why...
826
01:15:09,506 --> 01:15:11,340
...did you hire me?
827
01:15:11,549 --> 01:15:14,677
I'm afraid there'll be
an investigation after the war.
828
01:15:14,886 --> 01:15:16,095
You were my alibi...
829
01:15:16,304 --> 01:15:19,306
...to prove I'd done
everything I could to stop it.
830
01:15:19,557 --> 01:15:20,641
Arrest him.
831
01:15:21,393 --> 01:15:22,726
Arrest him!
832
01:15:25,397 --> 01:15:26,647
Please arrest him.
833
01:15:28,650 --> 01:15:30,484
Simon says, "Arrest him. "
834
01:15:39,828 --> 01:15:43,080
I thought you loved all animals,
Mr. Ventura.
835
01:15:43,540 --> 01:15:46,500
I thought you loved all animals,
Mr. Ventura.
836
01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:51,505
Shall I stick him on the wall?
837
01:15:51,715 --> 01:15:55,217
Heh, no, I don't think it'll be
necessary, Gahjii.
838
01:15:55,468 --> 01:15:59,680
Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen
the sacred bat of the Wachati.
839
01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:04,268
Unfortunately, we were unable
to recover it in time to stop the war.
840
01:16:05,854 --> 01:16:06,937
Hit the lights!
841
01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:11,775
The switch is on the wall
beside you! Go for it!
842
01:16:21,536 --> 01:16:23,120
Flick it!
843
01:16:27,125 --> 01:16:30,544
Alrighty, then.
Shall we go to jail?
844
01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:43,223
What are you? H.R. Shove-n-Stuff?
845
01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:46,143
Get in!
846
01:16:47,812 --> 01:16:49,480
Just one more thing.
847
01:16:57,238 --> 01:16:58,447
What are you doing?
848
01:17:04,662 --> 01:17:07,331
Stop it! I said, stop it!
849
01:17:16,424 --> 01:17:18,258
To the jungle, Boba!
850
01:17:33,942 --> 01:17:35,150
Friends...
851
01:17:35,443 --> 01:17:36,527
...rodents...
852
01:17:36,861 --> 01:17:38,237
...quadrupeds!
853
01:17:38,738 --> 01:17:40,781
Lend me your ears!
854
01:17:49,332 --> 01:17:51,500
Imbecile! You let him get away!
855
01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:54,419
You don't seem to understand.
The tribe will be killed.
856
01:17:54,754 --> 01:17:56,755
Remind me to send a sympathy card.
857
01:17:56,965 --> 01:17:58,590
We're going to get the bastard.
858
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,717
There's nothing he can do now.
859
01:18:00,927 --> 01:18:03,720
We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon.
860
01:18:21,197 --> 01:18:22,990
What the hell's going on?
861
01:19:04,157 --> 01:19:06,033
You see...
862
01:19:06,451 --> 01:19:10,245
...humans and animals
can live in harmony!
863
01:19:21,299 --> 01:19:23,425
Whoa.
864
01:19:23,968 --> 01:19:25,802
Sorry for the delay, Ace.
865
01:19:30,183 --> 01:19:32,059
Hey, poachers!
866
01:19:32,644 --> 01:19:36,855
Say hello to my stinky little friend!
867
01:19:54,916 --> 01:19:56,667
Get out! Get out!
868
01:19:57,919 --> 01:20:00,003
Not so fast, Sally!
869
01:20:03,549 --> 01:20:05,175
Get it away!
870
01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:06,236
Aw, he wants to go off-road.
871
01:21:11,826 --> 01:21:12,868
Aw.
872
01:21:13,077 --> 01:21:15,537
Nobody wants to play with me.
873
01:21:22,545 --> 01:21:23,879
Loser!
874
01:21:39,937 --> 01:21:42,064
From the consulate, right?
875
01:21:42,732 --> 01:21:44,441
This is weird.
876
01:22:47,338 --> 01:22:48,380
Blah.
877
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:52,008
Noon.
878
01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:56,138
The Wachati.
879
01:22:59,517 --> 01:23:01,518
The spirit will overcome.
880
01:23:02,687 --> 01:23:04,479
The spirit will overcome.
881
01:23:40,057 --> 01:23:42,225
Headhunters!
882
01:24:04,916 --> 01:24:06,708
Shikaka!
883
01:24:18,262 --> 01:24:20,597
Coming through. Clear a path, people!
884
01:24:52,922 --> 01:24:54,923
Yuck!
885
01:25:15,319 --> 01:25:17,737
Huh?
886
01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:57,652
They will now consummate
the marriage as the tribe watches.
887
01:25:57,862 --> 01:26:01,698
Well done, Ace.
You must be extremely proud.
888
01:26:02,116 --> 01:26:03,491
Pride is an abomination.
889
01:26:04,035 --> 01:26:05,493
One must forego the self...
890
01:26:05,870 --> 01:26:08,496
...to attain spiritual creaminess...
891
01:26:08,998 --> 01:26:11,499
...and avoid the chewy chunks...
892
01:26:11,959 --> 01:26:13,710
...of degradation.
893
01:26:21,969 --> 01:26:26,389
- What's that he's he saying?
- I think he's saying, "She's not a virgin. "
894
01:26:27,892 --> 01:26:29,517
They can tell that?
895
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:35,142
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