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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:19,166 When people ask me why I don't like Christmas, 2 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:20,875 the answer is plain and simple: 3 00:00:21,958 --> 00:00:23,416 I was born on Christmas Day. 4 00:00:23,916 --> 00:00:27,166 My mom always said I was her best Christmas present. 5 00:00:28,416 --> 00:00:30,541 It was a cute thing to say. 6 00:00:31,458 --> 00:00:33,750 My dad said he would rather have a set of boxers. 7 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:35,583 I think he was joking. 8 00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:41,958 Everyone born on Christmas Day knows it, 9 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:45,041 we never get a decent birthday party. 10 00:00:45,125 --> 00:00:47,875 Right? That is, when we get to have one. 11 00:00:47,958 --> 00:00:52,083 Your school friends are away enjoying the holidays with their families, 12 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:53,875 opening their presents. 13 00:00:57,958 --> 00:01:02,208 Eventually, I stopped celebrating it. I wouldn't ask for parties anymore. 14 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:06,291 I couldn't compete with a more famous, 15 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:09,666 beloved, and charismatic birthday buddy. 16 00:01:10,791 --> 00:01:14,000 Then I would just travel on that date. 17 00:01:14,083 --> 00:01:17,333 I would go out with friends that also hated Christmas, 18 00:01:17,416 --> 00:01:19,833 get drunk, and sleep around. 19 00:01:19,916 --> 00:01:22,666 It was just another regular holiday. 20 00:01:24,208 --> 00:01:26,416 That is, until I met Laura… 21 00:01:26,958 --> 00:01:29,875 married her, and had babies with her. 22 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:32,916 Everything changes when you have kids. 23 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,791 You can't ignore Christmas because your kids certainly won't. 24 00:01:37,541 --> 00:01:40,750 Thank God it only happens once a year. 25 00:01:57,208 --> 00:01:59,250 Oh my God! 26 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:01,583 Dear God! 27 00:02:01,666 --> 00:02:02,541 Jesus Christ! 28 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:09,333 Yay! Let's go! 29 00:02:17,125 --> 00:02:20,541 BUY MOM'S PRESENT BUY LEOZINHO'S PRESENT 30 00:02:43,625 --> 00:02:44,916 THANK YOU HAPPY HOLIDAYS 31 00:02:48,291 --> 00:02:51,833 MERRY CHRISTMAS 2010 DONATE TO OUR NEIGHBORHOOD CLUB 32 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:03,416 What's up, my man? How are you? 33 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,791 -I've got a special deal here… -No, thanks. 34 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:08,750 -What about your kids? -No. I'd rather boil in here! 35 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:52,916 Be careful, man! Damn! 36 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,500 I can see you cutting the line, honey! 37 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:59,791 And you just pretend you're not there. In front of everyone! 38 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:02,125 Hey, you're pushing me! 39 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:04,500 You know what? I'm leaving! Excuse me! 40 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:07,666 You don't… Seriously, get out of my way! 41 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:09,416 Oh my God! 42 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,708 -Jeez. -Are you crazy? 43 00:04:11,791 --> 00:04:12,875 So… 44 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:15,625 One is for my mother-in-law, 45 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:17,125 one is for my mom, 46 00:04:17,208 --> 00:04:20,500 one is for my uncle, and one for myself. 47 00:04:21,291 --> 00:04:23,500 My family loves panettone. 48 00:04:35,833 --> 00:04:36,666 Huh? 49 00:04:56,916 --> 00:04:57,750 Fuck. 50 00:04:58,958 --> 00:04:59,833 Is it playing? 51 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:04,166 YOUR DONATION IS VERY IMPORTANT MAKE A CHILD SMILE 52 00:05:08,583 --> 00:05:10,750 Mom, listen to me, okay? 53 00:05:10,833 --> 00:05:13,666 I made the rice. Uncle Victor's bringing the turkey, 54 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:17,000 Luana's bringing apple turnovers. Soraia's bringing chicken salad, 55 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:19,708 I've got the ham here. Just bring the potato salad. 56 00:05:19,791 --> 00:05:21,875 Tell her "no apples". I don't like it. 57 00:05:21,958 --> 00:05:24,125 Mom, no apples… Too late. 58 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:25,958 -Goddammit! Why? -Okay, Mom. 59 00:05:26,041 --> 00:05:28,250 We'll be waiting for you. 60 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:29,541 Bye, bye. 61 00:05:29,625 --> 00:05:33,875 Seriously, I think your mom does it on purpose. 62 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:36,333 She knows I hate apples in potato salad, 63 00:05:36,416 --> 00:05:38,500 raisins in the rice, prunes in the turkey. 64 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:41,041 Why mix sweet and savory? It doesn't make sense. 65 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:45,208 It's scary. You bite thinking it's a slice of a cucumber and it's dessert. 66 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:49,750 People must have the munchies, they don't even peel the potatoes. 67 00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:51,041 Stop whining, Jorge! 68 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:53,541 Go and wrap Leozinho's bike. 69 00:05:53,625 --> 00:05:54,500 What for? 70 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,083 It's a present. It has to be a surprise. 71 00:05:57,166 --> 00:06:01,708 Honestly, you do know that Leozinho's asked us for a bike? 72 00:06:01,791 --> 00:06:05,041 He knows he's getting one. He even chose what color it is. 73 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:07,291 If I wrap it, what will it look like? 74 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:09,291 Like a bike, not an elephant. 75 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:12,166 It makes no sense. Let's just put a bow on it. 76 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:14,333 -There it is. "Yay, a bike!" -And the spirit? 77 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:17,250 What about the Christmas spirit? We even have a Santa coming. 78 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:18,916 Luana's boyfriend will be Santa. 79 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,750 Leozinho doesn't believe in Santa. I told him, 80 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:24,458 -"It's just capitalism!" -That was awful. 81 00:06:24,541 --> 00:06:27,625 But Aninha still believes in Santa. And so do our nieces. 82 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:28,750 And I like it. 83 00:06:29,416 --> 00:06:32,458 -Fine. I'll just grab a beer first-- -No, let me do it! 84 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,500 Why do we have a cake? My birthday is tomorrow. 85 00:06:37,583 --> 00:06:40,458 I know, Jorge, but everyone will be here at midnight. 86 00:06:40,541 --> 00:06:43,583 It's an important day. The kids loved the idea. 87 00:06:43,666 --> 00:06:44,500 Why? 88 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:47,583 Everyone celebrates birthdays. 89 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,708 Because they love you. 90 00:06:51,125 --> 00:06:53,583 And I do too, silly. 91 00:06:53,666 --> 00:06:54,500 Do you? 92 00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:02,708 Do you think it's a bike? 93 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:06,791 I don't know. It could be anything. 94 00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:08,041 I'm scared. 95 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:09,750 French toast! 96 00:07:10,416 --> 00:07:12,625 That's my boy! 97 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:14,833 Beatriz, don't touch your cousin's present! 98 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:17,416 -Honeybun… -Come on, Dad! 99 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:19,666 Why do we need another deer? 100 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:21,583 -Why not just me? -You started it. 101 00:07:21,666 --> 00:07:25,666 Roy doesn't want to play. Go. I'll take one for the team. 102 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:28,000 -Go! -You're heavy now, honey. 103 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:29,083 -My turn! -Go away! 104 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:31,208 Are you crazy? You're too big. 105 00:07:31,291 --> 00:07:36,125 That's enough, honey. My back is killing me. 106 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:38,583 -Ouch! -Can we watch Shrek the Halls? 107 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:40,000 Another time. 108 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:42,666 I promise you we will, but not now. 109 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,041 Jeez! 110 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:46,333 My back. 111 00:07:47,666 --> 00:07:48,666 -Ouch. -Mom! 112 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:50,041 Yay, your mom! 113 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:54,083 -My baby girl! -Merry Christmas! 114 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:55,458 -Welcome! -Thank you. 115 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:58,708 -Kids! Merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas! 116 00:07:58,791 --> 00:08:01,125 -All the kids are here! -Let's go inside. 117 00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:03,916 -Thank you for the hug. -Careful, it's hot. 118 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,416 Put it on the table there. 119 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:09,000 It's burning! Ouch! 120 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:10,500 -Let's go! -Come… 121 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:15,166 Merry Christmas, Dad. 122 00:08:18,416 --> 00:08:21,458 Hey, Dad. Merry Christmas! 123 00:08:31,625 --> 00:08:33,166 What about dessert? 124 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:35,791 -Luana's bringing apple turnovers. -Wait a minute! 125 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:37,750 Will she be rolling it down a hill? 126 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:40,541 I had never heard that one before! 127 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:42,000 Grandma! 128 00:08:42,082 --> 00:08:45,000 Aninha, you've grown up so much. 129 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:48,333 Juliana, Bia, you only get presents if you eat your salad. 130 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:50,416 Exactly. Eat the salad. 131 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:52,208 You too. You're on a diet. 132 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:55,166 My diet starts after New Year's. 133 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:58,166 Same. I'll quit smoking next year. 134 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,375 I didn't get the cashew nuts. 135 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:03,083 They keep getting more and more expensive. 136 00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:05,333 Grandma, what do you want for Christmas? 137 00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:08,041 All I need is health, sweetie! 138 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:09,291 If you say so. 139 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:10,708 -Hey, Jorge! -Jesus! 140 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:13,416 Do you think this government will last? 141 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:15,708 Is the Roberto Carlos show on already? 142 00:09:15,791 --> 00:09:19,375 Probably. Hurry up, check for yourself. 143 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:22,166 What a pain! 144 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:29,291 Another Christmas, my brolaw! 145 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:32,291 -"My brolaw"? -Short for brother-in-law. Come on. 146 00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:34,750 -Can I have one? -Have mine. I don't want it anymore. 147 00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:36,750 Your puns are as good as Uncle Victor's. 148 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:38,875 Let's pray for a better year. 149 00:09:38,958 --> 00:09:40,708 Let me tell you, this one's been rough. 150 00:09:40,791 --> 00:09:42,208 -No need. -But look. 151 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,500 I have an amazing business idea for next year. 152 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:48,166 It's a big deal, man. I will make a lot of money. 153 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:50,666 In the jewelry industry. 154 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:51,833 -Smuggling it? -No! 155 00:09:51,916 --> 00:09:53,291 -Because last time… -No. 156 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:56,375 I've learned my lesson. I'll be making jewelry. 157 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:00,416 Did you know that when you polish a gold ring or necklace 158 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:05,416 on that little desk, the goldsmith keeps all that dust? 159 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,375 -Interesting. -I know, right? 160 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:11,291 At the end of the month, I'll have gold dust on top of my pay. 161 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:13,916 I'll be rich! We'll be rich, my brolaw! 162 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,916 Well, it's about damn time. 163 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,333 Yes, but listen… 164 00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:21,833 You know, times have been rough… 165 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:25,875 -I have two kids and… -Right. How much? 166 00:10:27,041 --> 00:10:31,208 -Do you think I would ask you for money? -How much? 167 00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:35,875 Whatever you can, what fits your budget. 168 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:40,958 Don't forget it's Christmas. 169 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:44,083 -I'll write another check. -Thanks. 170 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:47,250 That's your great-grandfather, Nhanhão. 171 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:48,458 And that is me. 172 00:10:48,541 --> 00:10:51,791 Wow! Is that really you? 173 00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:52,958 Oh my God. 174 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,916 Wow, was he alive once? 175 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,541 -Stop it, Bia. He's still alive. -Exactly. 176 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:02,916 It doesn't look like it, but he is. 177 00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:05,166 Grandpa Nhanhão had a stroke. 178 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,500 What's "a stroke"? 179 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,583 It doesn't matter. He was the best dad in the world. 180 00:11:09,666 --> 00:11:12,458 He worked as Santa for many stores 181 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,916 every Christmas. 182 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,333 Look! 183 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,583 -He really looks like Santa. -He does. 184 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:24,833 The most beautiful one. 185 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:31,125 He loved dressing up, playing with kids, giving them presents. 186 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,125 He couldn't wait for Christmastime. 187 00:11:36,208 --> 00:11:38,083 It was his favorite time of the year. 188 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:41,750 Some kids… 189 00:11:43,666 --> 00:11:46,416 really thought he was Santa. 190 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,291 I miss my dad here… 191 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,208 closer to me. 192 00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:57,625 He's here, Mom. 193 00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:01,000 -More aware than we think. -Right. 194 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,166 Listen, Teodora, 195 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,666 feel free to take your dad to spend some time with you. 196 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,208 Really. 197 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:13,500 Not a problem at all. Are you off, Uncle Victor? 198 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:17,666 He can go to yours as well, since you're a bachelor. 199 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,166 I'm a widow, Jorge. 200 00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:21,250 I have labyrinthitis. 201 00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:23,666 I can't look after him by myself. 202 00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:24,958 No! 203 00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:29,708 I just mentioned it because you looked very touched just now. 204 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:33,083 I thought it would do you good to spend time with him, maybe a month. 205 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:37,166 You and Laura kept the family house. Are you changing the deal? 206 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:40,125 -No-- -Baby, it's not the time for this. 207 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,291 -Why not? -Because it's Christmas! 208 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:45,500 I know. And it's the right time to share. 209 00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:47,916 So let's share Grandpa Nhanhão. 210 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,708 He can stay at Luiz Cláudio's on some holidays. 211 00:12:50,791 --> 00:12:52,958 He doesn't do much anyway. 212 00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:54,583 Dad, Grandpa's on the phone! 213 00:12:54,666 --> 00:12:56,208 Thank God! 214 00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,083 We'll talk about that later. 215 00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:01,041 -We have nothing to talk about! -Dinner time! 216 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:03,500 Merry Christmas to you as well, old man. 217 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,541 It's okay, Dad. I understand. 218 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,208 It is what it is. 219 00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:10,083 You can come next time. 220 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,083 Yes, we got the presents. 221 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,083 The kids are fine. 222 00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:18,375 I miss you too. 223 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:23,375 I promise I'll try to come and visit you next year. 224 00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,625 Uncle Victor and Soraia are fighting! 225 00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:26,791 Fuck. 226 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:29,333 Merry Christmas, Dad. I'll speak to you on New Year's. 227 00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:32,541 I won't have you disrespect me! 228 00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:33,958 I demand respect as well! 229 00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:35,166 Guys, it's Christmas! 230 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:37,083 -Screw it! -That's uncalled for! 231 00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,750 What happened here, guys? 232 00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:42,666 -He keeps going on about my cleavage. -What's wrong with it? 233 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,958 -He said it's whore-like. -And it is! 234 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,791 You're senile! 235 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:49,666 You can't say that in front a senile person. 236 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:51,708 It will make it even worse! 237 00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:52,958 Jorge! 238 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,208 -Yes? -Am I senile, then? 239 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:57,375 Not literally senile. 240 00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,458 It's more like, "There he goes." 241 00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:01,958 "What a happy, nice senile man!" 242 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,500 That's it. I had enough! 243 00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:06,541 You don't deserve my company! Nor my turkey! 244 00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:07,791 -No, Uncle Victor! -Look! 245 00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:09,458 -What's that? -I'm done! 246 00:14:09,541 --> 00:14:12,208 -Jorge, go after him! -Now you want me to get the turkey? 247 00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:13,791 Hold on, Uncle Victor! 248 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,208 -It touched his armpit, guys! -You're beautiful. 249 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:19,000 -Let me be! Bring that back! -Jeez. 250 00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:22,958 The apple turnovers have arrived! 251 00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:24,125 Where's Joca? 252 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:26,125 -Don't ask, we broke up. -What? 253 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,833 -News flash! -Give me a break, Mom! 254 00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:32,791 -You don't settle with anyone. -Why did you break up? 255 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:36,375 He gave me cheap jewelry for Christmas. 256 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,625 -Is that the only reason? -Sis! 257 00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,666 Let me break it down for you. 258 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,250 You must be a bit confused. It's Christmas. 259 00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,708 I'm young, I'm hot. 260 00:14:46,791 --> 00:14:48,083 And he has money. 261 00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:51,083 Baby Jesus was born, it's Christmas. 262 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:54,041 -Where is my present? -She's right about that. 263 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:57,125 -Mom, can you smoke outside? -The kids aren't here. 264 00:14:57,208 --> 00:15:00,125 Besides, I found out he was fat. 265 00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:02,041 Really? 266 00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:04,500 He weighs 264 lbs and you just found that out today? 267 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,125 Better late than never. 268 00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:07,541 For God's sake, Luana! 269 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:11,291 He was our Santa! Where am I going to find another one now? 270 00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:15,083 That turkey is a no for us! 271 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,666 That's all water under the bridge. 272 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,958 It was horrendous. Such a pitiful thing to see. 273 00:15:20,041 --> 00:15:23,958 He started running, tripped, and dropped the turkey. 274 00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:25,208 It was a nice scene. 275 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:28,458 It was all in slow-motion. He fell over, and it started rolling. 276 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,208 I managed to grab the turkey, but it was buttered up 277 00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:37,166 so it kept bouncing from my hands, I couldn't get a hold of it. 278 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:40,250 Then he threw it inside the trunk. It made me puke in my mouth, 279 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,208 because it felt like he would still eat it later, sadly. 280 00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:47,083 It's never too late to make spaghetti with hot dogs. 281 00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:49,333 With tomato sauce. Kids love it. 282 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,625 Grate some cheese on it, right? 283 00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:53,333 Shall we…? What is it? 284 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:58,791 Laura, I don't want to do this! 285 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:02,666 Jorge, I can accept not having turkey or my uncle on Christmas, 286 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,708 but not Santa. 287 00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:09,125 You just need to go on the roof and pretend you're bringing presents 288 00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:10,833 that will fall over there, 289 00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:13,041 next to the tree. Got it? 290 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:15,375 You need more filling. 291 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,250 Why? I look fat enough. 292 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:21,166 I already have the bag… Jesus Christ! 293 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:23,166 Did you put an elf in here? 294 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,666 What's in it? Stones? 295 00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,916 Children? Leozinho? 296 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,166 What an absolutely useless day! 297 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:35,875 Useless! 298 00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:40,958 Hey, old-timer, very old guy? 299 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,708 It should be you here. Not me, you. 300 00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:47,166 It should be you. You already have the beard, the looks… 301 00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:51,375 I don't even like Christmas and have to do this! 302 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,125 You will find out 303 00:16:58,916 --> 00:17:00,583 what Christmas is good for. 304 00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:04,290 Laura! 305 00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:06,625 -Come here! -What is it, Jorge? 306 00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:08,958 The dying one! 307 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,415 -The moribund… -What? 308 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,250 Someone jump-started him and he just moved! 309 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,875 That's impossible, Jorge. He hasn't spoken or moved in years. 310 00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,165 He spoke to me! 311 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,375 -He did! -Fine. Let's go now, then. 312 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:22,665 -Get your bag. -Baby… 313 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,165 What are you talking about? Believe me! 314 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,333 -Yeah, sure. -Talk to her! 315 00:17:27,415 --> 00:17:29,333 -It's your granddaughter! -Leave him alone. 316 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,916 Sorry, Grandpa. Let's go. 317 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,750 -It's time. -No, but he-- 318 00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:35,791 Say something to her, for God's sake! 319 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:36,750 Come on. 320 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,916 He spoke to me, Laura. He moved. 321 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,291 He pointed at me. 322 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:46,916 If you need anything, talk to me through this. Testing. 323 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,166 Why does Santa have a walkie-talkie? Am I talking to the elves? 324 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,208 Good idea. 325 00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:52,125 Don't even. 326 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:54,000 You're getting the spirit. 327 00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,875 -No, I'm not. -It'll be great. Go on. 328 00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,583 It'll be great. They're waiting. 329 00:17:57,666 --> 00:17:59,291 You look crazy. Do you know that? 330 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:00,750 Like a psychopath. 331 00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:02,166 -Go on, Jorge! -Okay, I'm going. 332 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,916 -Careful. Give me a kiss. -Okay. 333 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,958 Guys, I have an announcement! 334 00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:10,083 I have a special surprise for you this year. 335 00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:13,666 We will see Santa up there! 336 00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:16,916 Are you guys ready? 337 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,125 -Yes! -Yes! 338 00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,916 Get the plugs. The magic is about to happen! 339 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,541 And listen up, 340 00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:25,208 Christmas is about to happen! 341 00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:26,625 One, two, 342 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:28,000 three… 343 00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:29,333 now! 344 00:18:30,791 --> 00:18:33,666 Wow! 345 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,500 Now let's all close our eyes. 346 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,333 Everyone with your eyes closed 347 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:42,916 and wishing with all your hearts for Santa to bring presents. 348 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,333 Get the music, Luiz Cláudio! 349 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,500 Keep your eyes closed! 350 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,291 You can come, Jorge. Come. 351 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,625 Yes, turn it on. 352 00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:52,458 He's almost here! 353 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,583 Ho ho ho! 354 00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:00,916 Merry Christmas! 355 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,291 -Merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas! 356 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,791 Look at what I have here! 357 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,875 How wonderful! Dear Lord! 358 00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:12,125 Who wants presents? 359 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,708 -Me! -Me! 360 00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:14,875 Me! 361 00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:18,791 Then I'm going down the chimney 362 00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,333 -to put… -No need, Jorge. Get back up. 363 00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:22,750 No need. Get back up. 364 00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:24,208 Get back up, Jorge! 365 00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,750 No need to do that. Get back up. 366 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,625 Get back up, Jorge. 367 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,250 No need to do that, Jorge. 368 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:30,458 No need. 369 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:34,708 Ouch… 370 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,875 -Wake up, Dad! -Oh, baby girl… 371 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,500 Let me sleep some more. I'm really tired. 372 00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:52,666 Can we watch Shrek the Halls? 373 00:19:53,416 --> 00:19:55,458 We can watch it later, okay? 374 00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:58,083 Let me sleep some more, I'm tired. 375 00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,750 Will Santa bring me my bike? 376 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,625 You asked him for a doll. 377 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,666 No, I asked for a bike. 378 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:10,083 Your brother asked for a bike, you wanted a doll. 379 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,083 No, I asked for a bike. 380 00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:16,791 Okay, baby. Go talk about it with your mom and let me sleep, I'm tired. 381 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:21,583 Mom, I don't want a doll! 382 00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:34,958 Huh? 383 00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:45,250 Laura, where is my blue toothbrush? 384 00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,833 I don't know, Jorge! Yours is the red one! 385 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:50,916 But… 386 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,500 Oh, whatever. 387 00:20:57,791 --> 00:21:01,000 BUY LUANA'S PRESENT BUY UNCLE VICTOR'S PRESENT 388 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,333 Leozinho. 389 00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,083 -Did you grow since yesterday? -I don't know, Dad. 390 00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:17,166 Where'd you get that skateboard? You know I don't like it. 391 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:20,750 It's dangerous. You can really hurt yourself. It's awful! 392 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:23,083 You gave it to me for my birthday. Don't you remember? 393 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,666 Me? 394 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,208 The old man's gone crazy. 395 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,583 Hi, baby. 396 00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,000 Hi, baby. 397 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,750 -What are you making? -Your cake. 398 00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:40,458 I couldn't find a decent one, so I decided to bake it myself. 399 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,916 Why don't we eat the one in the fridge? 400 00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:45,541 Huh? 401 00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:48,916 Here is what to buy for Christmas dinner. 402 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,250 Another Christmas dinner? What about yesterday's leftovers? 403 00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:56,375 What? We had pizza yesterday. Have some coffee to wake up. 404 00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:58,125 Okay. 405 00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:26,833 -Hi, Mr. Jorge. Merry Christmas. -There's nothing merry about it! 406 00:22:26,916 --> 00:22:28,916 Nothing. Someone stole my car. 407 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,875 And parked another one in my spot. 408 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:33,125 Will you check the security camera 409 00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:35,500 to find the asshole that stole my car? 410 00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:39,083 And also the asshole who parked in my spot? 411 00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:40,000 Please. 412 00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:44,750 Mr. Jorge, take a deep breath. Calm down. Your car is right over there. 413 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:49,666 You're so funny. Are you a comedian? 414 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:53,000 -Stand-up comedian. -That's not my car. I know my own car. 415 00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:56,041 If it was mine, I would press this little button… 416 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:57,666 and it would-- 417 00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:02,458 Someone has been drinking… 418 00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:04,541 So there's no respect anymore? 419 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:07,458 Is that how it is going to be now? Is this Freaky Friday? 420 00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:11,875 Speaking of which, I'm getting Christmas tips 421 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,875 from everyone who hasn't contributed yet. 422 00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:15,291 Christmas tips. 423 00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:20,000 People usually give around R$ 300, but you do what's best for you. 424 00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:23,125 Wow! You're doing better than me. The tips are paying off! 425 00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:25,291 Don't lie to me. I already gave you money. 426 00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:28,958 Let's not argue, Mr. Jorge. You already paid me, yes, 427 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,166 but that was last year. 428 00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:32,750 For God's sake, man! What are you talking about? 429 00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:35,958 Do you think I'm stupid? I gave you that yester… 430 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,500 MERRY CHRISTMAS 2011 DONATE TO OUR NEIGHBORHOOD CLUB 431 00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:43,166 Mr. Jorge! 432 00:23:44,208 --> 00:23:47,083 Hey! He forgot about giving me money. 433 00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:50,083 -Laura! -You scared me, Jorge. What's up? 434 00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:52,125 What day is today? 435 00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:54,208 -December 24th. -No way! 436 00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:56,916 That was yesterday! Today is the 25th. 437 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,125 Excuse me? 438 00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:02,166 It's all because of that stupid 2011 banner that's outside. 439 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:05,458 I know people start selling panettones in August, 440 00:24:05,541 --> 00:24:08,166 but this is too much now! 441 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,625 To put a 2011 banner up! 442 00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:13,291 We just finished 2010's celebrations! This is absurd! 443 00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:17,875 There's nothing wrong with it, Jorge. Today is December 24th, 2011. 444 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,583 DECEMBER 2011 445 00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:25,333 Jorge? What's up, Jorge? 446 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,291 What's wrong? It's 2011, Jorge. 447 00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:29,750 Oh my God… 448 00:24:30,416 --> 00:24:33,583 Our vacation at Ricardo and Priscila's in Angra, remember? 449 00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:34,625 No. 450 00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:37,416 Aninha's ballet presentation in September. 451 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:40,125 -You took this, remember? -Nothing. 452 00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:45,875 New Year's Eve in Búzios, at Pousada do Sol with my sister. 453 00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:49,041 Your head was healed here, remember? 454 00:24:50,666 --> 00:24:53,750 I remember last Christmas like it was yesterday. 455 00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:56,500 Uncle Victor grabbing the turkey and leaving, 456 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:59,583 your brother asking me for money, your sister's break-up, 457 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,291 me dressing as Santa and falling off the roof… 458 00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,083 What happened after that? 459 00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:07,666 The entire year happened. 460 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,416 And why can't I remember any of it? 461 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:12,083 I don't know. It must be a trauma. 462 00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:13,916 Selective memory, maybe. 463 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,666 -You need to see a doctor. -How? 464 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:18,750 I don't even know what it is. And it's Christmas again! 465 00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:21,708 How will I even get an appointment? 466 00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:28,583 What an ugly painting. 467 00:25:28,666 --> 00:25:30,458 You bought it yourself. 468 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:33,125 Me? 469 00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:36,416 That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. 470 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:38,000 Just think about it, Laurita. 471 00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:41,333 If I lost my memory when I hit my head, 472 00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:44,500 we just need to do it again and I'll recover it. 473 00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:47,291 -Did you learn that on TV? -Yes. 474 00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:49,458 -What will you tell them? -What do you think? 475 00:25:49,541 --> 00:25:52,750 That their father needs to get hit on the head. 476 00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:55,333 They will love it. It will be like a game. 477 00:25:55,416 --> 00:25:56,708 No children would like this. 478 00:25:57,708 --> 00:26:00,416 -Of course they would! -Can I do it, Dad? 479 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,625 -No, me first! -See? 480 00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:04,500 There's plenty for everyone. 481 00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:06,333 No, there isn't! 482 00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:08,833 You're not hitting your dad! This is ridiculous! 483 00:26:08,916 --> 00:26:11,000 Come on, Mom. It's fun! 484 00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:12,500 They want to help their dad. 485 00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:14,750 Of course not! They want to beat you up! 486 00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:17,250 You shouldn't be doing that on Christmas! 487 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:19,708 Actually, that's true love. 488 00:26:19,791 --> 00:26:20,791 All right? 489 00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:22,291 That's so cool! 490 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:24,291 Can we hit you now, Uncle? 491 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,208 Wait, that's too much love. 492 00:26:26,291 --> 00:26:27,791 Who invited them? 493 00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:30,708 We did. They have a baseball bat, Dad. 494 00:26:30,791 --> 00:26:33,083 -Damn… -Why are you wearing a helmet? 495 00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:35,250 It will spoil the fun. 496 00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,750 For protection. I'm scared. 497 00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:39,083 Got it? Ouch! 498 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:40,000 Shit! 499 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,166 Not on my ass! 500 00:26:41,916 --> 00:26:43,250 That's not allowed. 501 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:45,458 -That wasn't the deal-- -Yes, it was! 502 00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:47,208 -Oh my God! -Dad! 503 00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:55,666 Okay, that's it! That's enough! 504 00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:57,875 -It's war! -No! What's happening? 505 00:26:58,541 --> 00:27:01,500 -Did I vote for this lunatic? -You did, Jorge. 506 00:27:01,583 --> 00:27:03,833 I wouldn't vote for a jerk like that. 507 00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:05,333 Don't you lie to me, Laurita. 508 00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:08,208 I'm telling you that you did. You even campaigned for him. 509 00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:12,541 -Why didn't I vote for--? -A scandal made you change your mind. 510 00:27:12,625 --> 00:27:14,375 You switched sides. Let's change the subject. 511 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:15,875 Okay, let's. 512 00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:17,750 Politics, done. Now, family. 513 00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:20,500 -How are the kids doing at school? -As usual. 514 00:27:20,583 --> 00:27:22,625 They are taking the regular classes, 515 00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:23,750 they're healthy, 516 00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:25,583 and growing up. 517 00:27:25,666 --> 00:27:27,833 Aninha passed, Leozinho didn't. 518 00:27:27,916 --> 00:27:28,916 Leozinho flunked? 519 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:29,833 It happens. 520 00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:31,541 And got a skateboard? 521 00:27:31,625 --> 00:27:33,708 We're too soft. That's unacceptable. 522 00:27:33,791 --> 00:27:35,500 I study with him every day. 523 00:27:35,583 --> 00:27:36,666 You used to. 524 00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:40,208 After your promotion, you don't have time for anything. 525 00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:41,416 Did I get a promotion? 526 00:27:41,916 --> 00:27:44,250 -Really? Am I a manager? -Yes. 527 00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:48,416 You bring a lot of work home. Barely have time for us. 528 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,333 I got a raise! It was a great year then! 529 00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:53,666 Hence the new car. 530 00:27:53,750 --> 00:27:55,041 Yeah! 531 00:27:56,125 --> 00:27:58,083 I can't wait to see my paycheck. 532 00:27:58,166 --> 00:28:00,625 Do you know if Maércio was fired? He's a thief. 533 00:28:00,708 --> 00:28:02,333 Of course, I don't know, Jorge. 534 00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:05,250 He probably was. Suck it, Maércio! 535 00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:06,250 -Jorge! -Yes? 536 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:09,000 -We were talking about Leozinho. -Of course! 537 00:28:09,083 --> 00:28:11,083 Let's hire a tutor. We have the money for it. 538 00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:12,583 -I'm gonna talk to him about it. -No. 539 00:28:12,666 --> 00:28:15,875 Don't say anything. Not until you remember things. 540 00:28:15,958 --> 00:28:19,458 I don't want them to think you are… 541 00:28:19,541 --> 00:28:20,666 A manager. 542 00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:23,291 -Crazy, Jorge. -Fair enough. 543 00:28:24,166 --> 00:28:27,333 Are you done? I must carry on, there's no maid today. 544 00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:29,041 Yeah, I'm done. 545 00:28:31,583 --> 00:28:33,416 We have a maid? 546 00:28:38,458 --> 00:28:40,000 Do you think it's a bike? 547 00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:42,500 -Maybe! -I'm scared. 548 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:47,125 -Here it is. -That's my boy! 549 00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:49,458 Beatriz, don't touch your cousin's present! 550 00:28:54,291 --> 00:28:55,791 What's up, Jorge? 551 00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:58,166 I hate Christmas. 552 00:28:58,250 --> 00:29:01,125 It's the second in a row for me. It's all the same. 553 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:03,083 Baby, please relax. 554 00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:07,708 Aninha, what's this? 555 00:29:07,791 --> 00:29:09,083 A game, Dad. 556 00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:11,125 Who gave you that? 557 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,041 You did, for Children's Day. 558 00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:15,500 Keep it together, Jorge. 559 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:23,541 -Merry Christmas, guys! -My darling! 560 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:25,041 -Hi, Mom! -Hi, Laurinha! 561 00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,833 -Grandma! -Merry Christmas! 562 00:29:26,916 --> 00:29:29,208 You all are so beautiful! 563 00:29:29,291 --> 00:29:31,583 Careful, it's a little hot. 564 00:29:31,666 --> 00:29:33,833 -Shit, I forgot. -Put it over there. 565 00:29:33,916 --> 00:29:35,041 Ouch! 566 00:29:36,666 --> 00:29:39,416 Merry Christmas, Dad. 567 00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:43,958 Hey, Dad. Merry Christmas! 568 00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:53,833 -What about dessert? -Luana's bringing apple turnovers. 569 00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:56,375 Wait a minute. Will she be rolling it down a hill? 570 00:29:58,125 --> 00:29:59,833 -Grandma! -Wow, Aninha! 571 00:29:59,916 --> 00:30:01,875 You've grown so much! 572 00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:05,291 Juliana, Bia, you only get presents if you eat your salad. 573 00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:07,666 -Exactly. Eat the salad. -You too. 574 00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:10,458 -You're on a diet. -My diet starts after New Year's. 575 00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:13,541 I'll quit smoking next year. 576 00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:15,708 I didn't get the cashew nuts. 577 00:30:15,791 --> 00:30:18,125 They keep getting more and more expensive. 578 00:30:18,208 --> 00:30:20,875 Grandma, what do you want for Christmas? 579 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:21,958 -Health. -Health. 580 00:30:22,041 --> 00:30:24,333 I can go after the other stuff myself. 581 00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,375 -Hey, Jorge! -Jesus! 582 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:29,416 Do you think this government will last? 583 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:30,666 -Guys! -Holy crap! 584 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:32,708 -Is the Roberto Carlos--? -It's on already. 585 00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,583 -Great. -Roberto… 586 00:30:39,166 --> 00:30:42,750 -What's up, my brolaw! -You scared the shit out of me! 587 00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:46,333 -This shitty nickname stuck. -The year went by so quick. 588 00:30:46,416 --> 00:30:48,541 -I didn't even see it. -Me neither. 589 00:30:48,625 --> 00:30:50,833 Let's pray for a better year. 590 00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:52,541 Always short of money. 591 00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:54,958 -Tell me about it. -But you're doing well. 592 00:30:55,041 --> 00:30:57,500 I heard today that you had a promotion. 593 00:30:58,125 --> 00:30:59,625 Yeah, me too. 594 00:30:59,708 --> 00:31:02,458 -Excuse me? -Tell you what, let's do this. 595 00:31:02,541 --> 00:31:04,291 Let's cut to the chase. 596 00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:06,875 Let me tell you my idea first. 597 00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:08,958 -No need. -I'm growing shiitake mushrooms. 598 00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:09,875 My God… 599 00:31:09,958 --> 00:31:14,541 You just need to put seeds inside a log, water it thrice a day, 600 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,291 shake it really well, 601 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:19,333 and it will grow like crazy! That's it! 602 00:31:19,416 --> 00:31:22,416 I'm going to be rich, my brolaw! I have two sure customers. 603 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:25,625 Two? I'm worried you might not be able to handle it. 604 00:31:27,208 --> 00:31:28,625 -How much? -What? 605 00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:31,583 -Do you think I want your money? -How much? 606 00:31:32,541 --> 00:31:35,208 However much you can afford. 607 00:31:35,291 --> 00:31:38,208 Turn around, it's wet there. 608 00:31:38,291 --> 00:31:40,541 -That's it. -I will pay it back with interest. 609 00:31:40,625 --> 00:31:42,833 -Sure, of course. -Don't forget it's Christmas. 610 00:31:42,916 --> 00:31:44,291 As if I could. 611 00:31:44,375 --> 00:31:46,333 I know you can't come, Dad. 612 00:31:46,416 --> 00:31:48,666 You told me yesterday-- Last year. 613 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:52,791 I had a couple of drinks, so I'm a bit tipsy. 614 00:31:53,916 --> 00:31:55,166 I miss you too. 615 00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:57,666 We haven't seen each other this year? 616 00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:01,958 I must really be working a lot. It's fine, Dad. 617 00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:04,500 I promise I'll come see you on vacation time. 618 00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:06,291 I love you too, bye. 619 00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:08,791 Is everything okay, Jorge? 620 00:32:10,916 --> 00:32:12,083 Yes, Teodora. 621 00:32:12,666 --> 00:32:14,416 I just need a drag now. 622 00:32:15,458 --> 00:32:16,916 Since when do you smoke? 623 00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:22,250 I really don't know. 624 00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:26,041 Laura did say that you've been secretly smoking. 625 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:27,916 Really? 626 00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:32,000 -How come she didn't say anything? -Does she have to? 627 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,625 Don't you know what you do? 628 00:32:35,208 --> 00:32:38,333 I do. Of course I do. It's just… 629 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,958 I really do need another drag. 630 00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:45,166 -Jorge! -Quit smoking! 631 00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:47,333 -That will kill you! -Jorge, Uncle Victor… 632 00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:50,708 Is trying to grab the turkey and leave. Why can't he bring the chicken salad? 633 00:32:50,791 --> 00:32:52,958 -We can deal with it later. -You have to stop smoking! 634 00:32:53,041 --> 00:32:54,791 -Do something, Jorge. -I will. 635 00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:56,500 -You're such a sexist prick! -Agreed. 636 00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:57,958 I won't stay! 637 00:32:58,041 --> 00:33:00,833 Jesus. What's going on here now? 638 00:33:00,916 --> 00:33:04,583 Victor, give us a break. Again with this? 639 00:33:04,666 --> 00:33:07,916 We didn't have turkey yesterday. Are you doing that again? 640 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,833 We didn't have it either. Christmas is today. 641 00:33:09,916 --> 00:33:12,416 Let's not argue today. 642 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:14,041 He's offending me, Laura. 643 00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:16,000 He said that I sleep around. 644 00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:18,166 That's so rude, Uncle Victor. 645 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:22,291 Joca's been around for years. You lost some weight, well done. 646 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:24,541 I was worried about your health. 647 00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:27,041 -What do you mean? -Joca was from last year. That's Marcão. 648 00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:30,208 -Remember? -My bad. But it's a high turnover. 649 00:33:30,291 --> 00:33:33,833 -It's hard to keep track. -See? I told you! Am I wrong, then? 650 00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:35,791 You owe me an apology. 651 00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:38,166 -I owe nothing to anyone. -Apologize to him! 652 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,458 I'm not talking to you, Jorge. 653 00:33:40,541 --> 00:33:42,541 -We don't need to talk. -You know what? 654 00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:44,375 You don't deserve my company! 655 00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:46,458 -Here we go… -Nor my turkey! 656 00:33:46,541 --> 00:33:48,458 -For God's sake! -Enough! 657 00:33:48,541 --> 00:33:50,458 Come on, not today. For God's sake! 658 00:33:50,541 --> 00:33:53,541 You guys deal with it. I honestly don't have… 659 00:33:55,291 --> 00:33:56,250 Honey… 660 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,500 I can't take another Christmas with your family. 661 00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:02,083 It was just a bad day. 662 00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:03,791 Two days in a row for me. 663 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:07,291 I'm sure you'll remember it all next year. 664 00:34:07,375 --> 00:34:08,208 Just relax. 665 00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:12,041 Don't forget that there's a whole year until next Christmas. 666 00:34:13,125 --> 00:34:14,041 I hope so. 667 00:34:15,291 --> 00:34:17,083 -Good night. -Good night. 668 00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:39,416 MERRY CHRISTMAS 2012 DONATE TO OUR… 669 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:44,208 No! 670 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:45,916 -Laura. -Yes? 671 00:34:46,541 --> 00:34:48,583 -It happened again. -Oh no! 672 00:34:48,666 --> 00:34:50,666 -Where are the kids? -At my mom's. 673 00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:53,166 See if you can remember anything. 674 00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:55,583 We can't wait. I need to see a doctor. 675 00:34:57,041 --> 00:34:58,250 A doctor, Jorge? 676 00:34:59,625 --> 00:35:01,458 You've done a million tests. 677 00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:04,125 -And nothing showed up? -No, everything's perfect. 678 00:35:04,708 --> 00:35:08,833 And on the 25th you remembered everything except the 24th. 679 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,375 And what did the doctor say? 680 00:35:12,041 --> 00:35:17,125 He just told you to rest and to wait until Christmas Day again, today. 681 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:20,291 You really don't remember anything? 682 00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:23,916 Nothing, baby. All I remember is last Christmas. 683 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:27,375 Someone's cursed me or something… 684 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:31,333 -It was him! -What? 685 00:35:31,416 --> 00:35:33,875 He said I'd find out what Christmas is good for. 686 00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:36,833 You did this, didn't you, old man? You cursed me! 687 00:35:37,458 --> 00:35:39,541 That's impossible. He hasn't spoken in years. 688 00:35:39,625 --> 00:35:41,458 He spoke to me two days ago! 689 00:35:42,083 --> 00:35:45,083 You better lift this curse! Lift it! 690 00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:46,666 Let go of him, Jorge. 691 00:35:48,083 --> 00:35:51,083 I'm so sorry, Grandpa. He's just a bit stressed. 692 00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:54,833 What now? 693 00:35:54,916 --> 00:35:57,875 -Merry Christmas, Mr. Jorge. -Go to hell! 694 00:35:57,958 --> 00:36:00,083 -Who was that? -Oswaldinho asking for money! 695 00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:03,541 -It's the same thing every year! -It's not that. I asked a favor of him. 696 00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:06,708 -What did you ask? -To bring your birthday cake. 697 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:09,375 Whoops. 698 00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:15,666 Happy birthday, Mr. Jorge. 699 00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:19,666 Oswaldinho, I didn't recognize you. You dyed your hair. 700 00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:22,750 You lost an eye. 701 00:36:24,208 --> 00:36:25,458 Here. 702 00:36:25,541 --> 00:36:27,958 Should we give him a Christmas tip? 703 00:36:28,041 --> 00:36:30,250 -I already gave it to him. -She did. 704 00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:34,333 Would you like some coffee to go with the cake? 705 00:36:34,416 --> 00:36:38,333 -I'll have one with no sugar. -Bring him coffee with no sugar. 706 00:36:38,416 --> 00:36:40,833 Let's just sort this out here… 707 00:36:40,916 --> 00:36:42,666 We'll fix it. 708 00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:43,916 Let's-- 709 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,291 It's great. Do you want a mustache or a goatee? 710 00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:49,041 -I prefer a mustache. -It looks great. 711 00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:52,083 Don't lick it. 712 00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:56,541 A bit of puke. 713 00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:58,583 I'll get you-- 714 00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:06,291 Potato salad. The turkey is hot. 715 00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:08,416 -Grandma! -Grandma! 716 00:37:09,041 --> 00:37:10,625 All the kids are here! 717 00:37:11,291 --> 00:37:14,333 -What about dessert? -Luana's bringing apple turnovers. 718 00:37:14,416 --> 00:37:16,875 Wait a minute. Will she be rolling it down a hill? 719 00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:20,500 -What's that? -Careful there! 720 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,666 The tree almost fell. 721 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:26,041 This is how this pyramid works. 722 00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:28,333 You will go to Heaven and be so rich. 723 00:37:28,416 --> 00:37:31,500 You don't deserve my company! Nor my turkey! 724 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,500 -No! -It's mine! Get away from me! 725 00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:37,041 -It's mine! -Go after him! 726 00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:39,000 -Give it to me! -Someone get him! 727 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:54,708 SLEEPNAX 728 00:38:09,958 --> 00:38:10,916 Jorge. 729 00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:14,500 Jorge? 730 00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:20,416 WAKE ME UP TOMORROW I LOVE YOU 731 00:38:56,458 --> 00:38:58,875 Jesus, Laura, you scared me! 732 00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:01,666 -How long are you gonna hide? -How long? 733 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:04,958 Let me check what day today is just to be on the safe side. 734 00:39:05,041 --> 00:39:06,500 It's Christmas Day! 735 00:39:07,458 --> 00:39:09,583 Another Christmas Day, right? 736 00:39:09,666 --> 00:39:14,875 Another one with your family moaning, eating panettone, raisins, 737 00:39:14,958 --> 00:39:17,791 and hearing about a year that I don't even remember. 738 00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:19,416 -Jorge-- -Let me ask you something. 739 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:21,958 What year is this? 2030? 2040? 740 00:39:22,041 --> 00:39:25,000 -2021. -I was so close. 741 00:39:25,083 --> 00:39:27,916 It doesn't matter anyway, I wouldn't have remembered it. 742 00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:31,416 At this time of the year, I'm the crazy uncle. 743 00:39:32,375 --> 00:39:34,583 By the way, did I find the cure? 744 00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:37,916 -You gave up four years ago. -Good night, then. 745 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000 -See? -Jorge! 746 00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:42,125 We miss you, dammit. 747 00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:46,791 -It's a day like any other day. -No, it's Christmas. 748 00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:48,875 We want you with us. 749 00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:53,083 Even Uncle Victor asks about you every year. 750 00:39:54,666 --> 00:39:56,916 -Does he still take the turkey? -Every year. 751 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,458 I always have a backup. 752 00:39:58,541 --> 00:39:59,916 You're the best. 753 00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:06,416 I know you have my best interest in mind, but I'll stay in bed today. 754 00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:07,375 Mom? 755 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,708 Hi, guys. Come on in. 756 00:40:09,791 --> 00:40:12,166 -Good morning! -Good morning, guys. 757 00:40:12,916 --> 00:40:15,625 Honey. You're so grown up and beautiful. 758 00:40:15,708 --> 00:40:17,791 -How are you, Dad? -I'm fine. 759 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,500 It's good to see you awake, old man. 760 00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:22,500 "Old man"? 761 00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:26,583 You forgot… Do you need anything from the grocery store? 762 00:40:26,666 --> 00:40:28,666 Yeah. There's a list on the fridge. 763 00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:30,958 -Can you drive me to Nanda's? -Of course. 764 00:40:31,041 --> 00:40:35,083 -Put in a good word for me. -Get a haircut and I will. 765 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:36,083 "Old man", Laura? 766 00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:39,750 Do I let Leo use my car, Laurita? 767 00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:41,250 No, he's got his own. 768 00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:42,875 -Who gave it to him? -You did. 769 00:40:42,958 --> 00:40:45,625 When he got into college. Engineering school. 770 00:40:45,708 --> 00:40:48,375 Things are looking better. 771 00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:50,750 -What's that? -What? 772 00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:53,208 -This shit on my face. -It's your mustache. 773 00:40:53,291 --> 00:40:56,625 I look like Mario Bros. Don't tell me I have a mustache. 774 00:40:56,708 --> 00:40:57,916 It's on your face. 775 00:40:58,541 --> 00:41:00,250 -I hate mustaches. -Me too! 776 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,458 -Why didn't you make me shave it? -I tried. 777 00:41:02,541 --> 00:41:04,708 We're getting rid of it now. Jesus! 778 00:41:05,291 --> 00:41:09,250 You have to promise to never let me grow a mustache again. 779 00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:12,000 I swear I try to, but you just love it. 780 00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,500 How can someone like something like that? 781 00:41:15,416 --> 00:41:16,708 People change. 782 00:41:16,791 --> 00:41:20,291 Tell me about it. I can feel I got old. My skin is thinning. 783 00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:22,958 -You're getting more mature. -It has no glow. 784 00:41:23,041 --> 00:41:24,875 Look at the wrinkles. 785 00:41:24,958 --> 00:41:28,583 I'll put some botox here, some on the sides here. 786 00:41:28,666 --> 00:41:31,208 Jorge, you've done that already. 787 00:41:31,291 --> 00:41:32,125 Really? 788 00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:35,791 Well, that's something. I'm gonna take a shower, then-- 789 00:41:35,875 --> 00:41:40,166 I have something important to tell you. 790 00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:42,041 Jorge-- 791 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,708 Let me just take a shower first. 792 00:41:44,791 --> 00:41:45,625 Now, I'll-- 793 00:41:50,416 --> 00:41:51,916 That's what I was gonna say. 794 00:41:53,666 --> 00:41:57,166 I wake up and find out I had a bypass. 795 00:41:57,250 --> 00:41:58,250 Two, actually. 796 00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:00,875 Nice. Should I be drinking this? 797 00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:02,833 Yes, it's decaf. 798 00:42:02,916 --> 00:42:04,125 Great stuff. 799 00:42:04,791 --> 00:42:06,500 How did I end up like this? 800 00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:08,416 In short: 801 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:12,166 too much work and stress, no exercise, 802 00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:14,875 and the horrible habit of smoking behind my back. 803 00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:18,416 But, baby… 804 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:20,916 And do I still have all my other organs? 805 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,041 -Kidneys, liver? Am I in one piece? -Yes. 806 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:25,500 Minus a testicle. 807 00:42:26,541 --> 00:42:28,791 Oh my God… Hold on. 808 00:42:29,291 --> 00:42:32,125 You can't say that, I had a bypass. 809 00:42:32,208 --> 00:42:33,791 I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. 810 00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:41,166 -Hi, Dad. -You look nice. Nice to meet you. 811 00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:42,541 -No, you've met him. -Okay. 812 00:42:42,625 --> 00:42:43,708 That's Grandpa Nhanhão. 813 00:42:43,791 --> 00:42:45,625 -Hi, son. It's a pleasure. -You've met her. 814 00:42:45,708 --> 00:42:46,541 Okay. 815 00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,916 -I'm so impressed. -They've grown up, haven't they? 816 00:42:54,583 --> 00:42:56,500 -No, Grandpa Nhanhão is alive. -Jorge… 817 00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:58,750 He's immortal. 818 00:42:58,833 --> 00:43:00,833 He made a deal with the devil. 819 00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:03,916 Don't take a photo because the spirit will show up. 820 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:04,875 -Trust me. -Come on. 821 00:43:04,958 --> 00:43:08,125 Did you stick a sword in a stone or something? 822 00:43:08,208 --> 00:43:09,708 Like King Arthur, and say: 823 00:43:09,791 --> 00:43:11,708 "I shall die the day someone pulls it out." 824 00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:14,541 Let's find that sword and get it over with. 825 00:43:15,416 --> 00:43:16,250 Mom's here. 826 00:43:19,958 --> 00:43:21,708 -Welcome. -Merry Christmas, Laurinha. 827 00:43:21,791 --> 00:43:23,375 -Baby girl. -Mom. 828 00:43:24,458 --> 00:43:27,958 Look who's here this year! 829 00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:30,250 What a surprise! 830 00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:33,208 -Are you okay, Jorge? -Yes, Teodora. You? 831 00:43:33,291 --> 00:43:36,458 Laura told me about your condition. 832 00:43:36,541 --> 00:43:39,250 Oh, she did, did she? That's cute! 833 00:43:39,333 --> 00:43:40,583 Everyone knows. 834 00:43:40,666 --> 00:43:42,000 That's great, wonderful. 835 00:43:42,708 --> 00:43:46,250 -Shall we, Mom? -Uncle Victor, what's on the menu today? 836 00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:48,333 They wouldn't let me bring the turkey. 837 00:43:48,416 --> 00:43:50,666 Really? I wonder why that is. 838 00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:52,166 I brought the apple turnovers. 839 00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:55,000 Did you roll it down a hill? 840 00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:58,250 You woke up this year to say that dumb thing? 841 00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:00,291 -Jeez. -How rude! 842 00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:05,500 What's up, my brolaw? 843 00:44:05,583 --> 00:44:07,416 -I have a business idea for us. -Nice. 844 00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:10,833 Just before you say anything, don't bother asking me for money. 845 00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:13,333 I don't even know how much I have. 846 00:44:13,416 --> 00:44:16,666 Are you crazy, Jorge? I never asked you for money. 847 00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:18,250 -Ever. -What? 848 00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:21,958 Laura said you have some sort of amnesia. 849 00:44:22,041 --> 00:44:24,375 I just wanted to say I've never asked you 850 00:44:24,458 --> 00:44:26,750 for absolutely nothing. Literally. 851 00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:28,000 Zilch, zero. 852 00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:30,291 On the contrary, I'm here because… 853 00:44:31,041 --> 00:44:32,250 you owe me money. 854 00:44:32,333 --> 00:44:35,291 Let me tell you something before I end up punching you. 855 00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:36,208 Here's the thing: 856 00:44:37,958 --> 00:44:41,041 I'm not an idiot, I just have amnesia. 857 00:44:41,125 --> 00:44:43,375 I don't remember things throughout the year, 858 00:44:43,458 --> 00:44:44,833 except for Christmas Days. 859 00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:48,250 I remember every single Christmas Day. Got it? 860 00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:50,541 Gotcha! How do you know I owe you money 861 00:44:50,625 --> 00:44:52,541 if you don't remember anything this past year? 862 00:44:52,625 --> 00:44:55,291 Trust me, I paid you in July. 863 00:44:55,375 --> 00:44:57,541 -You just made that up. -I paid you. 864 00:44:57,625 --> 00:45:01,208 -I paid you in July. -Are you trying to hypnotize me? 865 00:45:01,291 --> 00:45:03,375 -I didn't ask for money. -You don't pay. 866 00:45:03,458 --> 00:45:05,958 -Your phone's ringing. -Listen to this. 867 00:45:06,041 --> 00:45:09,208 -Your uncle's trying to hypnotize me. -Pick it up, it could be important. 868 00:45:09,291 --> 00:45:11,375 It's your secretary, Márcia. 869 00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:13,875 -It might be a Merry Christmas call. -I didn't know I had one. 870 00:45:13,958 --> 00:45:15,666 -I don't even know what to say. -Look. 871 00:45:15,750 --> 00:45:17,958 Pick up. Mom doesn't like her very much. 872 00:45:18,041 --> 00:45:20,166 -Got it? -Okay. Gotcha. 873 00:45:23,541 --> 00:45:25,833 Hi. Merry Christmas, Márcia. 874 00:45:25,916 --> 00:45:27,750 Go to hell, asshole! 875 00:45:28,458 --> 00:45:32,125 What? I think there's been a misunderstanding. 876 00:45:32,208 --> 00:45:34,375 Only because I believed you! 877 00:45:34,458 --> 00:45:35,916 -Are you okay, baby? -Yes, baby. 878 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,083 "Baby"? Do you still call her that? 879 00:45:39,166 --> 00:45:40,291 Jorge, this is… 880 00:45:40,375 --> 00:45:43,166 You promised to spend today with me! 881 00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:45,041 Márcia, I can't really talk now… 882 00:45:45,125 --> 00:45:47,666 -I think that the government will last. -…or ever. 883 00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:50,083 It's not a good day for me… 884 00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:52,125 It's about to get worse. 885 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:56,083 If you don't come meet me now at the diner next to the office, 886 00:45:56,166 --> 00:46:00,458 I'm gonna come over there and make a scene in front of your family! 887 00:46:00,541 --> 00:46:02,375 Let me tell you something… 888 00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:09,833 -What's that? -Your birthday cake. 889 00:46:09,916 --> 00:46:11,333 -Do you like it? -Cake? 890 00:46:12,125 --> 00:46:14,625 Of course I do. But where's the cherry? 891 00:46:14,708 --> 00:46:16,083 There's no cherry. It's strawberry. 892 00:46:16,166 --> 00:46:19,375 That's crazy. Cherries are a must. I'll go buy some. 893 00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:20,666 What are you doing? 894 00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:23,250 -I'll buy some cherries. -You don't even like them. 895 00:46:23,333 --> 00:46:27,166 I haven't had one in ten years. Maybe I do now. Be right back. 896 00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:29,875 -I'll get some cherries. -Right now? 897 00:46:29,958 --> 00:46:31,708 -Jorge? -I'm going buy cherries. 898 00:46:31,791 --> 00:46:32,875 -Wait up! -Jorge! 899 00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:33,958 It will be quick. 900 00:46:40,625 --> 00:46:43,791 I just wanted to wish you a merry Christmas, Mr. Jorge. 901 00:46:43,875 --> 00:46:47,166 And I'm also getting this year's Christmas tips. 902 00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:52,666 May karma come around for you. 903 00:47:02,708 --> 00:47:03,791 Act natural. 904 00:47:03,875 --> 00:47:05,291 Act natural! 905 00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:07,125 I don't want anyone seeing us here. 906 00:47:07,208 --> 00:47:09,875 Firstly, you have to know that I love my family. 907 00:47:09,958 --> 00:47:12,375 Whatever I told you, or promised you, 908 00:47:12,458 --> 00:47:15,250 please forget it. End of discussion, okay? 909 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:17,208 You're very attractive. 910 00:47:17,291 --> 00:47:20,750 I did a little scan when I came in and you're definitely my type. 911 00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:23,541 -Are you crazy? -Yes, this is all crazy! 912 00:47:23,625 --> 00:47:26,541 It might sound crazy, honestly, 913 00:47:26,625 --> 00:47:29,625 and I know it's painful, but we can't see each other anymore. 914 00:47:29,708 --> 00:47:32,166 That's the deal. We can't see each other anymore. 915 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:34,666 -I know it hurts-- -Joana, who's this guy? 916 00:47:34,750 --> 00:47:35,666 Joana who? 917 00:47:36,791 --> 00:47:37,708 How are you? 918 00:47:38,458 --> 00:47:42,166 It's hot in here, isn't it? Are you ill? 919 00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:47,333 Let me tell you something with all due-- I'd say you're over 100.4 °F. 920 00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:50,250 I can respectfully explain it to you. 921 00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:52,375 I thought she was-- 922 00:47:52,458 --> 00:47:54,666 With all due respect, I thought she was my-- 923 00:47:55,583 --> 00:47:56,958 Your what, idiot? 924 00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:58,916 -Jorge! -My-- 925 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,291 Jorge! 926 00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:03,291 She's over there! I got confused. 927 00:48:03,375 --> 00:48:07,208 I'm sorry. I can't really see without my glasses. 928 00:48:07,291 --> 00:48:11,041 Hello, nice to meet you. You must be Márcia. 929 00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:17,166 Is that really what you're coming up with? 930 00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:19,083 Well, since we know each other, 931 00:48:19,166 --> 00:48:22,125 I must have told you about my amnesia. 932 00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:23,541 Did I tell you about that? 933 00:48:23,625 --> 00:48:26,125 Selective amnesia, really? Are you serious? 934 00:48:26,208 --> 00:48:28,333 Do you take me for a fool? 935 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,333 -Everyone's looking. -Listen… 936 00:48:32,416 --> 00:48:35,666 I know you shaved your mustache just to make a statement. 937 00:48:35,750 --> 00:48:37,750 I did it because it was horrendous. 938 00:48:37,833 --> 00:48:39,541 You grew it for me! 939 00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,875 -I liked it! -Wait a minute. 940 00:48:41,958 --> 00:48:43,416 Please, try to understand. 941 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:45,666 I don't even know who you are! 942 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:48,041 I'm not the Jorge you think I am. 943 00:48:48,125 --> 00:48:51,166 I'm another Jorge, from years ago. 944 00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:53,875 This Jorge you know does not exist. 945 00:48:53,958 --> 00:48:56,833 You're a very interesting woman. You need someone better. 946 00:48:56,916 --> 00:48:57,791 For God's sake! 947 00:48:57,875 --> 00:48:59,791 -Muffin… -"Muffin"? 948 00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:03,333 You're not going to waste our four years together. 949 00:49:03,958 --> 00:49:05,875 -Four years? -The ring-- 950 00:49:05,958 --> 00:49:08,208 This one. You gave it to me. 951 00:49:09,958 --> 00:49:11,000 Remember? 952 00:49:13,958 --> 00:49:17,750 Please, pay attention. I will only say this once. 953 00:49:17,833 --> 00:49:18,666 What's up? 954 00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:21,416 I don't know who you are! 955 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:24,916 I swear I have no idea what you're talking about! 956 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,666 Please believe me! And can I ask you something? 957 00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:30,708 If I come after you in a few days, even if I'm on my knees, 958 00:49:30,791 --> 00:49:33,375 please promise me you won't take me back. 959 00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:35,125 I'm not that Jorge! 960 00:49:35,208 --> 00:49:38,083 This is not who I am! Believe me! 961 00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:39,250 You're insane. 962 00:49:40,333 --> 00:49:41,666 It's the only explanation. 963 00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:44,250 You don't know what you want. 964 00:49:44,333 --> 00:49:46,000 -Yes, I do. -You don't. 965 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:47,583 -I do. -Right. 966 00:49:47,666 --> 00:49:49,791 I love my wife, and I want to be with her! 967 00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:52,125 I want my family. I love those guys even more! 968 00:49:54,416 --> 00:49:56,791 I never want to grow a mustache again! 969 00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:02,166 I thought you were different. 970 00:50:06,791 --> 00:50:08,750 You're more senile than ever! 971 00:50:08,833 --> 00:50:11,125 You don't deserve my company! 972 00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:13,125 -Nor my apple turnovers! -No way! 973 00:50:13,208 --> 00:50:16,000 -The apple turnovers are mine! -No! 974 00:50:16,083 --> 00:50:18,250 -Go after him! -Get him! 975 00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:19,500 Get him, Mom. 976 00:50:42,083 --> 00:50:42,958 Laura… 977 00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:45,583 How are things between us? 978 00:50:46,166 --> 00:50:47,875 What kind of question is that? 979 00:50:47,958 --> 00:50:49,541 It's just… 980 00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:52,875 that it's Christmas, time for us to think about our lives 981 00:50:52,958 --> 00:50:54,333 and people around us. 982 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,333 -You didn't say anything about us. -Maybe I don't want to. 983 00:50:58,416 --> 00:51:01,458 You don't remember anything anyway. There's no point. 984 00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:03,666 So why did you wake me up this year? 985 00:51:16,750 --> 00:51:18,375 Do you really want to know? 986 00:51:20,375 --> 00:51:21,250 Really, baby. 987 00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:29,208 I love 988 00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:31,583 looking at you now 989 00:51:33,583 --> 00:51:36,041 and seeing Jorge from ten years ago. 990 00:51:39,416 --> 00:51:42,041 I love the way you still look at me. 991 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:47,000 I even miss you calling me "Laurita", 992 00:51:47,708 --> 00:51:49,208 something I used to hate. 993 00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:51,708 You know, Jorge, 994 00:51:52,708 --> 00:51:53,541 at Christmas, 995 00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:56,500 you remind me of how we used to be. 996 00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:01,875 Or, at least, what I meant to you. 997 00:52:12,166 --> 00:52:13,000 Good night. 998 00:52:51,750 --> 00:52:54,458 I forgot the lyrics 999 00:52:56,041 --> 00:52:58,125 Do you like your surprise, Muffin? 1000 00:52:58,208 --> 00:52:59,750 What am I doing here? 1001 00:52:59,833 --> 00:53:01,708 God, Jorge. 1002 00:53:01,791 --> 00:53:04,708 So it's really true? You don't remember anything? 1003 00:53:04,791 --> 00:53:07,625 What am I doing here? 1004 00:53:08,833 --> 00:53:11,291 I can't believe it. You left Laura. 1005 00:53:11,375 --> 00:53:12,333 Oh my God! 1006 00:53:12,416 --> 00:53:14,416 The divorce papers are coming 1007 00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:18,458 and we've been living here for four months! 1008 00:53:18,541 --> 00:53:19,541 No! 1009 00:53:21,041 --> 00:53:24,041 That's not true. It's just a nightmare! 1010 00:53:24,125 --> 00:53:25,625 -Nightmare… -No. 1011 00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:28,083 It's not. Let's sit down. 1012 00:53:28,166 --> 00:53:30,125 -Sit here with your mommy. -I don't want to. 1013 00:53:30,208 --> 00:53:32,375 -Mommy's cutie pie! -Mommy, my ass! 1014 00:53:32,458 --> 00:53:34,458 -I don't even want to look at you! -Oh, you are! 1015 00:53:36,333 --> 00:53:37,250 -Jesus. -Hey. 1016 00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:38,166 Listen up. 1017 00:53:38,250 --> 00:53:40,583 I know that the Christmas season 1018 00:53:40,666 --> 00:53:43,958 messes with people's little heads. 1019 00:53:44,041 --> 00:53:46,000 People go a bit crazy. 1020 00:53:46,083 --> 00:53:48,416 No! Let me go! 1021 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:50,916 Listen, I'm in charge of my life! 1022 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,791 I'm in charge of my story! 1023 00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:55,625 And, in this story, you're not my wife! 1024 00:53:55,708 --> 00:53:57,666 I want my beloved wife back! 1025 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,166 Why the hell is this monstrosity on my face again? 1026 00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:04,375 -I'm shaving it off now. -No! 1027 00:54:04,458 --> 00:54:05,583 -Stop it! -No! 1028 00:54:05,666 --> 00:54:08,458 -You're not touching the mustache! -But I will! 1029 00:54:08,541 --> 00:54:09,916 I will! 1030 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,916 You made me promise you I wouldn't let you shave it off! 1031 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,750 I take krav maga classes, 1032 00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:17,333 it's self-defense! 1033 00:54:17,916 --> 00:54:21,000 It was a dirty move to throw my razor through the window. 1034 00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:23,083 I just did what you asked me to do. 1035 00:54:23,166 --> 00:54:26,333 Or at least half of it. 1036 00:54:26,416 --> 00:54:27,333 Keys. 1037 00:54:29,125 --> 00:54:30,166 Baby, 1038 00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:33,791 what do you say we spend Christmas Day here at home? 1039 00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:38,416 I've put up an amazing tree. 1040 00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:41,125 And baked a stunning cake. 1041 00:54:41,208 --> 00:54:42,708 It's low-calorie. 1042 00:54:42,791 --> 00:54:47,083 That tree is shit, you bought the cake, and don't call me baby. 1043 00:54:47,166 --> 00:54:48,291 -Give me the keys. -Jorge. 1044 00:54:48,875 --> 00:54:50,208 We need to talk. 1045 00:54:50,875 --> 00:54:53,041 I don't want to talk to you. 1046 00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:56,916 Fine, don't listen to me. Just listen to someone else. 1047 00:54:59,291 --> 00:55:00,125 Yourself. 1048 00:55:00,666 --> 00:55:01,500 Jorge? 1049 00:55:02,125 --> 00:55:03,041 Hey, Jorge. 1050 00:55:03,791 --> 00:55:04,625 Hello. 1051 00:55:05,625 --> 00:55:07,791 I know I must look a bit odd, 1052 00:55:07,875 --> 00:55:09,416 like a different person. 1053 00:55:10,166 --> 00:55:13,291 But I'm actually you tomorrow. 1054 00:55:13,916 --> 00:55:15,250 And the day after as well. 1055 00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:16,958 I'm you throughout the year. 1056 00:55:17,041 --> 00:55:18,333 Is that asshole me? 1057 00:55:18,416 --> 00:55:20,666 So charming! 1058 00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:21,916 I am the normal… 1059 00:55:23,166 --> 00:55:25,291 and spontaneous you. 1060 00:55:26,875 --> 00:55:28,250 I'll have you know, Jorge, 1061 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:30,958 that I love Márcia. 1062 00:55:31,625 --> 00:55:33,166 You love Márcia. 1063 00:55:34,458 --> 00:55:39,500 You have a type of schizophren… "Schizophrenia", really? Whatever. 1064 00:55:40,250 --> 00:55:45,291 You have a type of Christmassy "schizophronia", "schizophrony…" 1065 00:55:45,958 --> 00:55:48,333 You go a bit loony on Christmas Day. 1066 00:55:49,250 --> 00:55:51,708 You have no idea how amazing you are. 1067 00:55:51,791 --> 00:55:54,458 A wonderful, fantastic, 1068 00:55:54,541 --> 00:55:57,875 sexy, hot, and very manly man, I might add. 1069 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,125 Honestly, a real catch. 1070 00:56:05,041 --> 00:56:06,458 Wow, I'm really humble. 1071 00:56:06,541 --> 00:56:08,875 Yeah, you're a bit self-absorbed. 1072 00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:14,500 This is why, Jorge, or myself, 1073 00:56:14,583 --> 00:56:20,291 on Márcia's orders… I mean, the doctor's, we recorded this video. 1074 00:56:20,916 --> 00:56:21,750 Movie… 1075 00:56:22,625 --> 00:56:23,666 Video-- Clip. 1076 00:56:24,750 --> 00:56:27,666 To show our amazing life 1077 00:56:27,750 --> 00:56:30,583 next to this incredible person… 1078 00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:32,666 that is… 1079 00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:34,291 Márcia. 1080 00:56:36,375 --> 00:56:38,208 You wrote that, didn't you? 1081 00:56:40,458 --> 00:56:42,708 -Now. -This is you, Jorge. 1082 00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:45,875 A fulfilled and happy man. 1083 00:56:45,958 --> 00:56:49,500 Every morning, you have a healthy breakfast 1084 00:56:49,583 --> 00:56:54,250 with your stunning girlfriend, Márcia, 1085 00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:57,291 as previously mentioned a few times already. 1086 00:57:01,791 --> 00:57:04,333 Why are you feeding me bird food? 1087 00:57:04,416 --> 00:57:06,250 It's low-calorie. 1088 00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:08,208 After this healthy meal, 1089 00:57:08,291 --> 00:57:11,583 your peristaltic movements begin functioning as usual, 1090 00:57:11,666 --> 00:57:15,833 and you can take good care of your health, my good old Jorge. 1091 00:57:15,916 --> 00:57:18,708 You even work out your glutes, 1092 00:57:18,791 --> 00:57:21,666 as your gorgeous girlfriend digs it. 1093 00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:23,875 "Digs it"? Digs it. 1094 00:57:24,750 --> 00:57:27,250 After this intensive workout, 1095 00:57:28,791 --> 00:57:30,875 you get ready to go to work. 1096 00:57:30,958 --> 00:57:34,291 You know that, for a good businessman, it all starts with your looks. 1097 00:57:36,333 --> 00:57:38,666 That's you on your way to work. 1098 00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:41,125 You had a raise this year. Clap, clap, clap. 1099 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,500 Applause. Well done, Big Jorge. 1100 00:57:43,583 --> 00:57:45,500 You deserved it. 1101 00:57:45,583 --> 00:57:48,375 You are a terrific driver. 1102 00:57:48,458 --> 00:57:52,041 That's you driving to work, so wonderful. 1103 00:57:52,125 --> 00:57:55,416 Whoops. Eyes on the road, Jorge. 1104 00:57:56,041 --> 00:57:58,000 Why such a stupid face? 1105 00:57:58,583 --> 00:58:00,208 What is with this low self-esteem? 1106 00:58:01,291 --> 00:58:03,750 You love spending time with your family. 1107 00:58:04,333 --> 00:58:07,333 But you can also have fun. 1108 00:58:07,416 --> 00:58:10,041 You can be merry sometimes. 1109 00:58:10,125 --> 00:58:13,541 "Merry" is a bit too much. It's too much. 1110 00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:16,583 You're an old-fashioned romantic. 1111 00:58:17,291 --> 00:58:19,458 Sexy, but still looking cool. 1112 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,375 What a loser. Look at his face. 1113 00:58:22,458 --> 00:58:23,791 Very much so. 1114 00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:26,333 Your sex life is wild, Jorge. 1115 00:58:27,166 --> 00:58:29,875 There's a private party every Thursday. 1116 00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:36,583 -Did you record us? -Yes. 1117 00:58:37,541 --> 00:58:38,541 Just watch. 1118 00:58:39,916 --> 00:58:40,750 Hold on. 1119 00:58:41,791 --> 00:58:43,458 I wasn't even ready. 1120 00:58:44,875 --> 00:58:47,416 -Come on, Muffin. -That hurts. 1121 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:49,166 -That's so hot. -Ow, my eye. 1122 00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:55,041 On weekends, you play golf with your friends. 1123 00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:03,083 A very sophisticated and complex sport. 1124 00:59:04,333 --> 00:59:07,250 This is your life, Jorge. 1125 00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:22,000 And to top it all off, I'm great with the camera. 1126 00:59:22,083 --> 00:59:24,208 I make you look sexy, but not cheap. 1127 00:59:24,875 --> 00:59:28,416 Your right angle is the best one. Jorge? 1128 00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:31,166 Jo… Jorge! 1129 00:59:57,958 --> 00:59:58,833 Ow. 1130 00:59:59,416 --> 01:00:00,791 -Hey, Dad. Are you okay? -Hi. 1131 01:00:00,875 --> 01:00:02,208 -All good? -I'm okay. 1132 01:00:02,291 --> 01:00:04,208 I'm great. 1133 01:00:04,291 --> 01:00:05,375 I just slipped. 1134 01:00:09,166 --> 01:00:10,750 Don't do that. 1135 01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:15,375 -Do you need to borrow clothes? -Yes. I do. 1136 01:00:15,458 --> 01:00:16,625 Do you need help? 1137 01:00:16,708 --> 01:00:18,541 I also need a painkiller. 1138 01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:30,583 Roberto Carlos show, huh? 1139 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,041 Teodora. 1140 01:00:40,041 --> 01:00:42,250 Another Christmas together. 1141 01:00:42,333 --> 01:00:44,333 I hate you! 1142 01:00:44,416 --> 01:00:46,625 Whoa, what a joy! 1143 01:00:53,416 --> 01:00:54,791 -Hey, son. -What's up? 1144 01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:57,916 Are you upset with me as well? 1145 01:00:58,708 --> 01:00:59,541 Not me, Dad. 1146 01:01:00,083 --> 01:01:02,000 I'm cool with it. 1147 01:01:05,166 --> 01:01:06,708 And how's college? 1148 01:01:07,333 --> 01:01:09,708 Seriously, Dad? You'll forget all about it tomorrow. 1149 01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:12,875 So what? I'll remember it next Christmas. And I'm your father. 1150 01:01:13,625 --> 01:01:14,791 Fine, Dad. 1151 01:01:20,541 --> 01:01:21,833 I dropped out of college. 1152 01:01:24,041 --> 01:01:25,333 -What? -Yeah, I did. 1153 01:01:25,416 --> 01:01:27,416 Are you nuts? After all I've done. 1154 01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:30,250 I don't want to argue. Mom should've told you. 1155 01:01:30,333 --> 01:01:32,000 -She didn't. -To be honest, 1156 01:01:32,083 --> 01:01:33,125 I didn't drop out. 1157 01:01:33,791 --> 01:01:35,208 I was kicked out. 1158 01:01:35,291 --> 01:01:37,583 -Fuck. -Yeah, I was caught with drugs. 1159 01:01:37,666 --> 01:01:40,833 -Oh my God, drugs… -Narcotics, yes. 1160 01:01:40,916 --> 01:01:43,583 -So I decided to give it all up. -Jesus Christ! 1161 01:01:43,666 --> 01:01:46,291 That's not how we raised you! 1162 01:01:46,375 --> 01:01:47,750 We already talked about this. 1163 01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:50,125 I don't remember us talking about this. 1164 01:01:50,208 --> 01:01:51,916 I did my time. I'm clean now. 1165 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,708 -You went to prison. -Yes. 1166 01:01:53,791 --> 01:01:55,666 -Were you someone's bitch? -Let's move on. 1167 01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:56,875 Forget about the past. 1168 01:01:56,958 --> 01:01:59,583 -Do you know what my future is? -What is it? 1169 01:01:59,666 --> 01:02:02,125 -I want to make music again. -Okay, son. 1170 01:02:02,208 --> 01:02:04,916 I can't believe you did drugs. 1171 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:08,291 You had to be the little spoon. But you always liked music. 1172 01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:11,208 I get all emotional remembering you as a little boy. 1173 01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:13,833 -I gave you a little piano… -Piano my ass! 1174 01:02:13,916 --> 01:02:15,208 I'm all about Brazilian funk. 1175 01:02:15,291 --> 01:02:18,000 -Sorry? -MC Leo. Shaggin' Leo. 1176 01:02:18,083 --> 01:02:19,625 -"Shaggin' Leo"? -Yes. 1177 01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:20,541 Listen. 1178 01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:25,416 Get down, down With your panties all bunched up 1179 01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:27,541 You can't wait to take it off 1180 01:02:27,625 --> 01:02:31,333 When I see you get crazy I get crazy hot 1181 01:02:31,416 --> 01:02:34,166 Crazy hot, crazy hot 1182 01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:38,416 That's disgusting. What's going on with your voice? 1183 01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:41,250 -It sounds so weird. -I'm just joking, Dad. 1184 01:02:41,333 --> 01:02:43,625 What kind of joke is that? 1185 01:02:43,708 --> 01:02:46,000 I got my diploma a year ago. 1186 01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:48,750 -I already have a job. -Thank God, son. 1187 01:02:48,833 --> 01:02:51,375 I thought you were doing drugs. That was killing me. 1188 01:02:51,458 --> 01:02:55,041 -Sometimes I do a little something. -What little something? 1189 01:02:55,125 --> 01:02:57,583 What is it? I don't like it. 1190 01:02:57,666 --> 01:03:00,041 -What's that? -Relax, Dad. It's a joke. 1191 01:03:00,625 --> 01:03:02,708 I can still disown you. 1192 01:03:02,791 --> 01:03:05,250 -Relax, Dad. It's Christmas. -Who jokes about drugs? 1193 01:03:05,333 --> 01:03:06,166 Dad… 1194 01:03:07,708 --> 01:03:09,125 I'm the least of your problems. 1195 01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:15,416 Go on. 1196 01:03:20,958 --> 01:03:23,875 -Laura, can I have a word? -I don't want to talk to you. 1197 01:03:23,958 --> 01:03:26,875 -I don't even know what I've done. -I'm gonna get the turkey. 1198 01:03:26,958 --> 01:03:27,833 What do you mean? 1199 01:03:27,916 --> 01:03:31,125 Isn't Uncle Victor bringing it? Is he in charge of the ham this year? 1200 01:03:36,833 --> 01:03:37,916 What's wrong? 1201 01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:41,125 Uncle Victor passed away last month. 1202 01:03:42,666 --> 01:03:43,666 Nice, Dad. 1203 01:03:48,208 --> 01:03:52,500 I'd like to make a toast to our beloved Uncle Victor. 1204 01:03:53,416 --> 01:03:56,458 -The best turkeys we've eaten. -Don't, Dad. 1205 01:03:57,375 --> 01:04:00,875 I'll stop talking and ask for a moment of silence. 1206 01:04:02,166 --> 01:04:03,208 What did he die of? 1207 01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:08,666 Why are you being like this, Laura? 1208 01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:11,708 It's me. 1209 01:04:12,666 --> 01:04:13,500 Jorge. 1210 01:04:14,916 --> 01:04:19,250 -Good Jorge. -Everyone's good at Christmas, Jorge. 1211 01:04:19,791 --> 01:04:22,375 No, baby. I mean, I'm the real Jorge. 1212 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:26,416 No, you're not. 1213 01:04:27,125 --> 01:04:29,250 The real Jorge dumped me. 1214 01:04:30,041 --> 01:04:33,750 The real Jorge lives with a trophy wife in a fancy neighborhood. 1215 01:04:33,833 --> 01:04:38,291 The real Jorge hasn't paid his kids' child support. 1216 01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:41,041 The real Jorge is a big asshole! 1217 01:04:42,958 --> 01:04:45,500 -I agree. -I know, and that makes it even worse. 1218 01:04:45,583 --> 01:04:48,333 I can't even hate you in peace. This is crazy. 1219 01:04:50,208 --> 01:04:53,541 -I still love you. -This is even crazier. 1220 01:04:53,625 --> 01:04:55,333 Don't touch me. We're over. 1221 01:04:57,375 --> 01:04:58,875 I know you still love me. 1222 01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:02,291 You're wrong. I have moved on. 1223 01:05:03,333 --> 01:05:04,166 What? 1224 01:05:04,875 --> 01:05:06,875 -You have already moved on? -"Already"? 1225 01:05:07,375 --> 01:05:09,333 We split up in February. 1226 01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:11,666 Oh, you… 1227 01:05:13,291 --> 01:05:14,375 You're lying. 1228 01:05:15,125 --> 01:05:18,000 You wouldn't find someone so quickly. 1229 01:05:18,541 --> 01:05:21,458 Oh, but I did. I really did! 1230 01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:25,375 I'm going out with a guy from work. 1231 01:05:26,125 --> 01:05:27,000 Maércio. 1232 01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:29,333 I knew it. Maércio. 1233 01:05:29,416 --> 01:05:31,875 He never really got over the fact 1234 01:05:31,958 --> 01:05:33,916 that I got promoted to manager. That's payback. 1235 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,291 Jorge. 1236 01:05:36,041 --> 01:05:37,541 A guy from my work. 1237 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,250 Do I know him? 1238 01:05:41,333 --> 01:05:43,000 -It doesn't matter. -Yes, it does. 1239 01:05:43,083 --> 01:05:45,250 It's a strange man inside our house… 1240 01:05:45,333 --> 01:05:47,166 -What's up, my brolaw? -Fuck. 1241 01:05:47,250 --> 01:05:49,166 -Another Christmas-- -Here it is. 1242 01:05:49,250 --> 01:05:50,083 Laura. 1243 01:05:51,125 --> 01:05:53,291 -Is he coming? -He must almost be here. 1244 01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:56,583 Excuse me, Luana. I need to talk to her for a second. 1245 01:05:58,416 --> 01:06:00,791 -Who is he? -No one. He's just a friend. 1246 01:06:00,875 --> 01:06:03,416 -Do I know him? -No, you don't. 1247 01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:05,125 He's a widower, 1248 01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:08,541 a successful lawyer, 1249 01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:11,625 he's tall, 1250 01:06:11,708 --> 01:06:14,166 his hair is more white. 1251 01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:17,250 He's more mature. 1252 01:06:18,416 --> 01:06:20,541 More handsome. 1253 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,083 -Is he coming tonight? -I asked him not to, but I don't know. 1254 01:06:28,166 --> 01:06:30,458 He might pop by. 1255 01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:32,666 We'll see. Who knows? 1256 01:06:38,666 --> 01:06:40,458 Laura's Jorge. 1257 01:06:40,541 --> 01:06:43,000 I'm Ricardo. Nice to meet you. How are you? 1258 01:06:45,541 --> 01:06:47,125 Hi, baby. 1259 01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:54,541 What are you doing, Jorge? 1260 01:06:54,625 --> 01:06:57,458 Stop chasing other people's wives! 1261 01:06:57,541 --> 01:06:59,666 Jorge, he's my boyfriend! 1262 01:07:00,791 --> 01:07:01,750 Another one? 1263 01:07:01,833 --> 01:07:05,541 -You hurt him! -I got him good! He had a taste of it! 1264 01:07:05,625 --> 01:07:06,958 That's not my blood. 1265 01:07:07,041 --> 01:07:08,791 That blood is-- 1266 01:07:14,333 --> 01:07:15,166 Ow. 1267 01:07:17,583 --> 01:07:19,083 That's not looking good, Dad. 1268 01:07:20,416 --> 01:07:22,000 I ruined Christmas Day, didn't I? 1269 01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:27,250 Relax, Dad. We're used to it. 1270 01:07:31,083 --> 01:07:32,875 Do you still like that? 1271 01:07:33,958 --> 01:07:36,541 -Do you remember it? -How could I forget? 1272 01:07:37,166 --> 01:07:38,583 You've seen it a million times, 1273 01:07:38,666 --> 01:07:41,958 and always wanted me to watch it with you. "Can we watch Shrek the Halls?" 1274 01:07:42,541 --> 01:07:44,500 And we never did. 1275 01:07:47,333 --> 01:07:50,291 Let's be real, I don't know what you saw… 1276 01:07:50,958 --> 01:07:52,375 in that ugly thing. 1277 01:07:52,458 --> 01:07:55,625 Well, I thought he looked like you. 1278 01:07:55,708 --> 01:07:56,666 Damn… 1279 01:07:57,583 --> 01:07:59,791 Do I look like Shrek? 1280 01:07:59,875 --> 01:08:01,916 It's not that you look like him, 1281 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:06,541 but you do on the second movie when he turns human. 1282 01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:08,625 Have a look. You had the same hairstyle. 1283 01:08:10,416 --> 01:08:13,083 Just don't tell your mom that she looked like Fiona. 1284 01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:15,250 -She won't be happy about it. -I would never. 1285 01:08:16,416 --> 01:08:17,291 I don't know. 1286 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:22,457 It was my way of being closer to you. 1287 01:08:25,457 --> 01:08:26,332 I love you. 1288 01:08:28,750 --> 01:08:30,291 I love you very much, Dad. 1289 01:08:35,582 --> 01:08:36,707 What a day! 1290 01:08:37,791 --> 01:08:41,041 My family hates me, I lost my house, my daughter thinks I'm an ogre, 1291 01:08:41,125 --> 01:08:43,291 and the love of my life is with someone else. 1292 01:08:46,416 --> 01:08:47,625 Dad. 1293 01:08:49,666 --> 01:08:51,125 Mom's not seeing anyone. 1294 01:08:51,207 --> 01:08:54,291 -She told me-- -Listen to me, Dad. 1295 01:08:55,041 --> 01:08:57,750 She went out with this guy a couple of times, 1296 01:08:57,832 --> 01:08:59,416 but that's it. 1297 01:09:00,207 --> 01:09:02,125 She's still crazy about you. 1298 01:09:02,957 --> 01:09:04,375 And I'm crazy about her. 1299 01:09:04,457 --> 01:09:08,375 You have to do something to change this whole thing. 1300 01:09:08,457 --> 01:09:10,291 What can I do? 1301 01:09:11,541 --> 01:09:13,582 I only have one day 1302 01:09:13,666 --> 01:09:17,125 to fix 364 days of stupid shit I do. 1303 01:09:17,707 --> 01:09:18,750 What do I do? 1304 01:09:18,832 --> 01:09:21,207 I don't know, Dad. It's Christmas. 1305 01:09:22,041 --> 01:09:24,875 Use that in your favor and amaze her. 1306 01:09:29,082 --> 01:09:30,541 -I love you, son. -Me too. 1307 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:32,416 -Behave yourself. -Bye, Dad. 1308 01:09:33,916 --> 01:09:35,250 -I love you. -I love you too. 1309 01:09:35,332 --> 01:09:37,291 -Thank you. -Take care of yourself. 1310 01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:41,416 -Bye, guys. Good night. -Bye, Auntie! 1311 01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:56,625 Jorge! 1312 01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:16,083 Laura! 1313 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,291 Don't give up on us. 1314 01:10:55,666 --> 01:10:59,458 You do know you won't remember any of this tomorrow, don't you? 1315 01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:01,875 Better than you will. 1316 01:11:01,958 --> 01:11:05,666 You wanted to spend Christmas abroad. 1317 01:11:06,958 --> 01:11:07,791 Did you know that? 1318 01:11:08,583 --> 01:11:12,166 You were supposed to have woken up in New York today. 1319 01:11:12,791 --> 01:11:15,458 Far away from your family. 1320 01:11:16,416 --> 01:11:19,333 You wanted to do that! 1321 01:11:19,916 --> 01:11:21,375 That's funny. 1322 01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:23,750 Do you know who wouldn't let you? 1323 01:11:26,791 --> 01:11:27,625 Me. 1324 01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:32,583 I said we should stay here. 1325 01:11:34,708 --> 01:11:37,083 Because I was thinking about you 1326 01:11:38,416 --> 01:11:39,416 instead of me. 1327 01:11:40,833 --> 01:11:43,458 I'll do it differently next year. 1328 01:11:43,541 --> 01:11:44,541 You bet I will. 1329 01:11:45,166 --> 01:11:48,791 Next year, we're going abroad. 1330 01:11:49,583 --> 01:11:51,125 We'll wake up far away from here. 1331 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,750 Really far away, Jorge. 1332 01:11:55,833 --> 01:11:59,875 Next year, we'll wake up on an island. 1333 01:12:00,791 --> 01:12:02,916 You wouldn't do that, Márcia. 1334 01:12:03,791 --> 01:12:05,166 I'll speak to you 1335 01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:06,833 in a year from now. 1336 01:12:08,333 --> 01:12:09,166 Márcia. 1337 01:12:10,166 --> 01:12:12,833 Don't you dare, Márcia! 1338 01:12:38,166 --> 01:12:40,666 No! 1339 01:12:47,041 --> 01:12:47,958 No! 1340 01:12:57,291 --> 01:13:02,375 No! 1341 01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:10,500 Don't think even for a second I will be stuck here with you, Márcia! 1342 01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:12,500 I'm going home right now! 1343 01:13:12,583 --> 01:13:14,125 Nothing will keep me here! 1344 01:13:14,208 --> 01:13:16,750 Even if I have to hire a plane, 1345 01:13:16,833 --> 01:13:18,333 a ship, a spaceship, 1346 01:13:18,416 --> 01:13:21,458 I will spend Christmas Day with the family that I love! 1347 01:13:21,541 --> 01:13:23,458 My kids, my wife. Yes, I love Laura. 1348 01:13:23,541 --> 01:13:25,500 She's the love of my life. 1349 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,333 Don't stop. I was enjoying it. 1350 01:13:45,875 --> 01:13:48,875 Laura, when did we get back together? 1351 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:50,708 Halfway through the year. 1352 01:13:50,791 --> 01:13:54,000 But I called you every day since January. 1353 01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:56,541 -Wow! -It wasn't easy. 1354 01:13:57,375 --> 01:13:58,750 But you were right. 1355 01:13:58,833 --> 01:14:03,416 I'm loving this. We never spent Christmas away. 1356 01:14:04,250 --> 01:14:05,583 You had a great idea. 1357 01:14:06,166 --> 01:14:08,000 It wasn't exactly my idea. 1358 01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:11,666 You actually paid for this trip to come with Márcia. 1359 01:14:12,833 --> 01:14:16,833 You wanted to give up on it, but I told you we should come. 1360 01:14:17,416 --> 01:14:18,750 I like it. 1361 01:14:18,833 --> 01:14:21,375 We could do this more often. 1362 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:24,666 Spend Christmas away, you and me. 1363 01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:26,333 With the kids sometimes. 1364 01:14:26,416 --> 01:14:27,583 The kids? 1365 01:14:28,375 --> 01:14:31,500 Aninha's spending Christmas Day with her boyfriend 1366 01:14:31,583 --> 01:14:33,708 and Leozinho's gone to Australia. 1367 01:14:34,583 --> 01:14:35,833 So, why not? 1368 01:14:36,791 --> 01:14:38,833 We can do it from time to time. 1369 01:14:43,666 --> 01:14:44,541 I love you. 1370 01:14:44,625 --> 01:14:46,125 I love you too. 1371 01:14:54,083 --> 01:14:54,916 So, 1372 01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:58,250 where would you like to wake up next Christmas? 1373 01:14:58,333 --> 01:14:59,708 Surprise me. 1374 01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:27,333 Do you like it? 1375 01:15:30,250 --> 01:15:31,958 -Take it! -Shopping spree! 1376 01:15:40,666 --> 01:15:42,208 ANINHA - CHAMONIX, FRANCE HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1377 01:15:43,750 --> 01:15:46,916 -Here is good for a photo. -Be careful with the cars. 1378 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,750 They drive on the other side here. 1379 01:15:48,833 --> 01:15:49,666 Okay. 1380 01:15:50,166 --> 01:15:51,208 Careful, Jorge! 1381 01:15:55,916 --> 01:15:59,125 One, two, three… Hey! 1382 01:15:59,208 --> 01:16:03,250 -Jorge! -Keep going. It was already broken. 1383 01:16:03,333 --> 01:16:04,916 SANTA CLAUS' HOME! 1384 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:09,666 Laura, take the camera, I want to do a little dance here. 1385 01:16:09,750 --> 01:16:10,583 -Take it. -Right. 1386 01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:14,458 Taj Mahal, Taj Mahal 1387 01:16:14,541 --> 01:16:16,041 You know this is the Kremlin. 1388 01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:19,541 Same difference, baby. They're castles with domes. 1389 01:16:19,625 --> 01:16:22,458 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 1390 01:16:49,166 --> 01:16:51,333 Why didn't we travel this year? 1391 01:16:51,416 --> 01:16:52,458 Keep your voice down. 1392 01:16:53,375 --> 01:16:54,291 Sorry. 1393 01:16:54,375 --> 01:16:56,833 No, I am. I forgot to wake you up. 1394 01:16:59,208 --> 01:17:00,833 Why are we whispering? 1395 01:17:18,416 --> 01:17:20,416 Oh my God. 1396 01:17:22,833 --> 01:17:25,458 -My God… -Did you like the surprise, Dad? 1397 01:17:27,083 --> 01:17:29,333 That's the best surprise I've ever had, honey. 1398 01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:35,583 -What's his name? -Victor. 1399 01:17:36,958 --> 01:17:38,833 -Like our uncle. -No. 1400 01:17:38,916 --> 01:17:40,291 Like Grandpa Nhanhão. 1401 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,708 Is Grandpa Nhanhão's name Victor? 1402 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:50,625 Grandpa Nhanhão doesn't look like a Victor. This one does. Vitinho. 1403 01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:53,125 Grandpa looks like an Arnaldo. 1404 01:17:54,166 --> 01:17:55,000 Mauro. 1405 01:17:55,833 --> 01:17:58,666 Grandpa Nhanhão's name should've been Mauro… Never mind. 1406 01:18:03,208 --> 01:18:05,083 So, the father didn't want him? 1407 01:18:05,666 --> 01:18:06,500 Jorge! 1408 01:18:07,958 --> 01:18:10,291 He didn't want to get married, it's different. 1409 01:18:10,375 --> 01:18:12,916 I don't like men that don't care for the family. 1410 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:15,333 If he was here, I would talk to him. 1411 01:18:15,416 --> 01:18:17,541 I'm sure they will figure it out. 1412 01:18:18,208 --> 01:18:20,833 She's here for now, and you like it. 1413 01:18:20,916 --> 01:18:24,541 Do I? Do we like it, Roy? Huh, old friend? 1414 01:18:25,125 --> 01:18:27,541 Speaking of old, how old is he? 1415 01:18:30,083 --> 01:18:30,958 Not too old. 1416 01:18:31,041 --> 01:18:33,250 He must be more than 30. 1417 01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:35,875 He's the Highlander of dogs. 1418 01:18:36,458 --> 01:18:39,125 Jorge, how can I say this… 1419 01:18:40,041 --> 01:18:41,541 That Roy. 1420 01:18:41,625 --> 01:18:43,166 Roy… 1421 01:18:43,791 --> 01:18:45,458 he's not… 1422 01:18:45,541 --> 01:18:49,083 How can I say? He's not exactly that other Roy from before. 1423 01:18:49,166 --> 01:18:51,875 He's a different Roy… 1424 01:18:51,958 --> 01:18:53,416 but he's also Roy. 1425 01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:55,000 -He's also Roy. -I mean… 1426 01:18:56,791 --> 01:18:58,291 Is he Roy II? 1427 01:18:58,375 --> 01:18:59,750 Roy III. 1428 01:19:00,625 --> 01:19:02,833 But he's still Roy, the second's puppy. 1429 01:19:03,583 --> 01:19:04,916 Roy… 1430 01:19:06,750 --> 01:19:08,958 Let me tell you. 1431 01:19:09,041 --> 01:19:10,625 My dog has died, 1432 01:19:10,708 --> 01:19:16,458 and you tried to trick me with another one with the same name and color. 1433 01:19:16,541 --> 01:19:18,625 That's betrayal. 1434 01:19:18,708 --> 01:19:21,583 -I'm not even sure I like him. -There's always so much to tell. 1435 01:19:21,666 --> 01:19:23,416 I ended up forgetting it. I'm sorry. 1436 01:19:24,333 --> 01:19:27,083 But does it make any difference? 1437 01:19:27,166 --> 01:19:28,375 It does, it really does. 1438 01:19:28,458 --> 01:19:30,583 -I liked the first one. -Oh, Jorge… 1439 01:19:30,666 --> 01:19:33,375 -Does he even like me? -Come on. 1440 01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:34,958 Is that the same Grandpa Nhanhão? 1441 01:19:36,125 --> 01:19:38,875 I thought you might be renewing him every decade. 1442 01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:40,333 You never know. 1443 01:19:40,416 --> 01:19:44,083 After a while, old people start to all look the same. 1444 01:19:44,166 --> 01:19:47,333 He could've been embalmed. Did you embalm him? 1445 01:19:47,416 --> 01:19:48,750 Oh, Jorge… 1446 01:19:57,750 --> 01:19:59,916 Our neighbors are doing well. 1447 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,333 That's Uncle Luiz Cláudio. 1448 01:20:03,541 --> 01:20:05,791 What's up, my brolaw? 1449 01:20:05,875 --> 01:20:09,000 What is it, Luiz Cláudio? Are you doing Christmas early? 1450 01:20:09,083 --> 01:20:12,250 No, I'll be spending Christmas Day with my in-laws. 1451 01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:14,291 I just came to give you a hug. 1452 01:20:15,458 --> 01:20:16,541 And to drop this off. 1453 01:20:17,541 --> 01:20:19,500 -There's no need. -Don't even start. 1454 01:20:19,583 --> 01:20:23,208 It's all here. All that I owe you, plus interest. 1455 01:20:23,291 --> 01:20:24,916 Honestly, Luiz Cláudio, 1456 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,541 I never lent you money thinking you'd pay me back. 1457 01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:30,500 I insist, my brolaw. I got rich! 1458 01:20:30,583 --> 01:20:31,583 Finally! 1459 01:20:34,041 --> 01:20:35,791 -How? -It's a wonderful deal! 1460 01:20:36,708 --> 01:20:39,458 I sell covers for ankle monitors. 1461 01:20:40,708 --> 01:20:42,125 And does this sell? 1462 01:20:42,208 --> 01:20:43,750 We're in Brazil, it sells a lot. 1463 01:20:43,833 --> 01:20:46,458 We're expanding to Latin America, the USA, 1464 01:20:46,541 --> 01:20:48,416 and then Germany. 1465 01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:52,916 That's why I need you to take this, from the bottom of my heart. 1466 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:54,125 Take it. 1467 01:20:54,208 --> 01:20:56,625 -Take it, Dad. -I don't even know… 1468 01:20:56,708 --> 01:20:58,083 -I insist. -Take the money. 1469 01:20:58,166 --> 01:21:00,375 -I'm not accepting it. -There goes Mr. Jorge! 1470 01:21:00,458 --> 01:21:02,958 Hey! That's just great. 1471 01:21:03,041 --> 01:21:05,125 -Merry Christmas, Mr. Jorge. -Merry Christmas. 1472 01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:07,083 Just in time. Since you're all here, 1473 01:21:07,166 --> 01:21:09,958 I'm collecting Christmas tips from anyone who hasn't done it yet. 1474 01:21:10,041 --> 01:21:12,375 What a coincidence. Good timing! 1475 01:21:13,125 --> 01:21:14,958 You'll be happy today. 1476 01:21:15,041 --> 01:21:17,333 Excuse me. There you go, Oswaldinho. 1477 01:21:17,416 --> 01:21:21,041 Enjoy Christmas with your family. Go crazy! 1478 01:21:21,125 --> 01:21:24,541 Get everyone something. Tell them it was from Uncle Jorge. 1479 01:21:24,625 --> 01:21:26,583 Mr. Jorge… 1480 01:21:26,666 --> 01:21:27,916 I know, enjoy it! 1481 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:30,250 -Mr. Jorge, thank you so much! -Treat yourself. 1482 01:21:30,333 --> 01:21:32,458 Thank you. Merry Christmas! 1483 01:21:32,541 --> 01:21:33,458 Don't mention it. 1484 01:21:33,541 --> 01:21:34,958 -Merry Christmas! -No worries. 1485 01:21:35,041 --> 01:21:38,041 -Dad, let me tell you… -Go on. No worries. 1486 01:21:38,125 --> 01:21:40,583 -So happy! -Merry Christmas, Mr. Jorge! 1487 01:21:40,666 --> 01:21:42,708 Dad, why did you do that? 1488 01:21:42,791 --> 01:21:44,666 Learn something from your dad-- 1489 01:21:44,750 --> 01:21:45,583 No, Dad. 1490 01:21:46,125 --> 01:21:50,458 I will teach you something I learned from all my years of struggle. 1491 01:21:50,541 --> 01:21:53,500 -Christmas spirit is essential! -Jorge. 1492 01:21:53,583 --> 01:21:55,916 We were born with nothing, we die with nothing. 1493 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:58,250 -Jorge. -Am I right, Luiz Cláudio? 1494 01:21:59,291 --> 01:22:01,583 That check was for R$ 1 million! 1495 01:22:05,708 --> 01:22:06,666 Hold on. 1496 01:22:07,666 --> 01:22:09,250 Tell me it was in my name. 1497 01:22:09,333 --> 01:22:10,458 Nope. 1498 01:22:10,541 --> 01:22:12,416 It was made out to cash. 1499 01:22:13,125 --> 01:22:15,750 -Oswaldinho! -There he goes. 1500 01:22:15,833 --> 01:22:17,250 Merry Christmas! 1501 01:22:18,750 --> 01:22:21,041 -Merry Christmas! -Oswaldinho! 1502 01:22:21,125 --> 01:22:23,208 -I don't want this shit anymore! -Come back! 1503 01:22:23,291 --> 01:22:24,958 -Merry Christmas! -Come back! 1504 01:22:25,041 --> 01:22:26,291 Wait, it was a mistake! 1505 01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:27,833 Fuck! It was a mistake! 1506 01:22:29,625 --> 01:22:32,125 -That's for you, honey. -Thank you, Mom. 1507 01:22:32,208 --> 01:22:33,208 Where's mine? 1508 01:22:33,708 --> 01:22:35,833 Don't open it, Mom. Come here, baby. 1509 01:22:35,916 --> 01:22:38,416 Are you serious, Dad? The flu? 1510 01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:43,375 I've already got the plane ticket. Every year you come up with a new excuse. 1511 01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:47,166 I know we met last month, but you saw me, I didn't see you. 1512 01:22:47,250 --> 01:22:49,916 I mean, I saw you, but… You know what I mean. 1513 01:22:50,750 --> 01:22:52,916 No, I'm not drunk or crazy. 1514 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,083 I wanted you here this year. 1515 01:22:55,166 --> 01:22:57,125 Jorge, let's take a group photo. 1516 01:22:57,208 --> 01:22:58,333 -Let's do it! -Come on! 1517 01:22:58,416 --> 01:22:59,416 Come on, boys. 1518 01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:01,666 Later, Dad. I love you. Merry Christmas. 1519 01:23:01,750 --> 01:23:03,083 -Come on, Dad! -I miss you. 1520 01:23:03,166 --> 01:23:04,375 -You're family now. -Yay! 1521 01:23:04,458 --> 01:23:06,208 Come on, let's all gather around. 1522 01:23:06,291 --> 01:23:08,250 -Come next to your dad. -Come on. 1523 01:23:36,041 --> 01:23:37,250 Sorry, Dad. 1524 01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:41,666 I asked them not to tell you. 1525 01:23:43,916 --> 01:23:45,125 What kind is it? 1526 01:23:47,958 --> 01:23:49,041 Breast cancer. 1527 01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:53,625 Just like my mom. 1528 01:23:54,541 --> 01:23:55,375 Yes. 1529 01:23:59,166 --> 01:24:00,291 I screwed up, Dad. 1530 01:24:01,541 --> 01:24:04,125 I took… too long to have it checked. 1531 01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:08,666 That's why I… 1532 01:24:11,166 --> 01:24:13,166 I can't breastfeed my son. 1533 01:24:15,666 --> 01:24:18,250 -I can't do it while being treated. -Baby girl… 1534 01:24:21,833 --> 01:24:25,041 How are things between us? Me and you? I mean… 1535 01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:28,625 throughout the year, 1536 01:24:29,541 --> 01:24:30,625 with the other me, 1537 01:24:31,708 --> 01:24:32,541 how is it? 1538 01:24:33,375 --> 01:24:34,625 Do we get along? 1539 01:24:37,666 --> 01:24:38,500 You know… 1540 01:24:40,208 --> 01:24:42,500 you used to be very different 1541 01:24:42,583 --> 01:24:44,125 from the Christmas you. 1542 01:24:44,916 --> 01:24:45,750 Very. 1543 01:24:46,750 --> 01:24:49,333 It was very hard for me to get used to it. 1544 01:24:50,166 --> 01:24:51,333 But not anymore. 1545 01:24:53,583 --> 01:24:54,875 We do get along. 1546 01:24:55,416 --> 01:24:56,750 -We do. -Great. 1547 01:24:57,375 --> 01:24:59,250 We talk every day. 1548 01:25:00,583 --> 01:25:04,875 You always call to check on me when you travel abroad. 1549 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,291 I love it. 1550 01:25:13,541 --> 01:25:14,666 People say that… 1551 01:25:16,541 --> 01:25:19,791 as we get old, our spirit stays the same. 1552 01:25:20,875 --> 01:25:23,083 I think that happened to you. 1553 01:25:28,541 --> 01:25:30,166 He fell asleep. 1554 01:25:31,125 --> 01:25:32,166 I'm… 1555 01:25:33,833 --> 01:25:36,625 feeling tired. I think I'll go to bed too. 1556 01:25:36,708 --> 01:25:37,541 Shall we? 1557 01:25:39,583 --> 01:25:40,416 No. 1558 01:25:47,083 --> 01:25:47,916 No. 1559 01:25:49,791 --> 01:25:52,166 I don't want to fall asleep yet. 1560 01:25:53,458 --> 01:25:54,500 Sure, Dad. 1561 01:25:57,583 --> 01:25:59,583 Silly me. 1562 01:26:02,541 --> 01:26:04,250 What would you like to do? 1563 01:26:09,208 --> 01:26:13,041 SHREK THE HALLS 1564 01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:08,666 I'LL UNDERSTAND. LOVE YOU. WITH LOVE, LAURA 1565 01:28:34,791 --> 01:28:35,791 This one. 1566 01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:41,875 Come here to Grandpa. 1567 01:29:41,958 --> 01:29:46,125 Come here. 1568 01:29:46,666 --> 01:29:48,250 Come here. 1569 01:29:48,875 --> 01:29:50,458 -Hi, my son. -Hi, Dad. 1570 01:29:50,541 --> 01:29:51,375 What's up? 1571 01:29:52,166 --> 01:29:53,666 -He's big, isn't he? -He is. 1572 01:29:55,208 --> 01:29:56,916 -I love you, Dad. -I love you too. 1573 01:30:00,833 --> 01:30:03,250 Baby, could you please get the door? 1574 01:30:03,791 --> 01:30:04,833 Okay. 1575 01:30:06,250 --> 01:30:07,708 Is this Jorge's house? 1576 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,791 What a surprise, Dad! 1577 01:30:10,875 --> 01:30:13,166 C'mon, I'd never miss your birthday! 1578 01:30:17,708 --> 01:30:19,000 Thank you, Dad. 1579 01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:27,833 He looks so much like you when you were young. 1580 01:30:28,916 --> 01:30:31,125 We noticed that too from the photos. 1581 01:30:33,625 --> 01:30:35,125 I'm so happy you're here. 1582 01:30:36,875 --> 01:30:41,375 I should've insisted more for you to spend Christmas here. 1583 01:30:41,458 --> 01:30:44,333 I can't enjoy Christmas without your mom. 1584 01:30:45,666 --> 01:30:48,500 She used to love it just as much as Laura does. 1585 01:30:50,708 --> 01:30:51,625 I miss it. 1586 01:30:52,333 --> 01:30:56,083 I took too many things for granted. 1587 01:30:58,500 --> 01:31:00,458 I can't even imagine 1588 01:31:00,541 --> 01:31:02,666 what you've been through. 1589 01:31:04,083 --> 01:31:07,291 But I am very, very proud of you. 1590 01:31:11,125 --> 01:31:12,041 Thank you, Dad. 1591 01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:16,583 I never understood your amnesia. 1592 01:31:17,958 --> 01:31:20,750 So you don't remember absolutely anything from this year? 1593 01:31:20,833 --> 01:31:22,125 Nothing, Dad. 1594 01:31:23,791 --> 01:31:27,666 It feels like it's just been 20 days or so. 1595 01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:30,875 I don't remember this year at all. 1596 01:31:31,375 --> 01:31:32,625 I didn't see it go by. 1597 01:31:34,958 --> 01:31:36,000 To be honest… 1598 01:31:38,375 --> 01:31:40,250 I didn't see any of my life. 1599 01:31:41,875 --> 01:31:44,916 I don't have your condition, but I feel the same. 1600 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:46,958 It's quite a common feeling to have. 1601 01:31:50,125 --> 01:31:51,458 Life's like a blow of air. 1602 01:31:58,541 --> 01:32:00,958 Mr. Pedro, can I borrow you quickly? 1603 01:32:02,250 --> 01:32:03,208 Go on, Dad. 1604 01:32:08,791 --> 01:32:09,833 Yeah. 1605 01:32:10,791 --> 01:32:12,708 I could've done things differently. 1606 01:32:17,291 --> 01:32:18,333 Then make a wish. 1607 01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:25,541 What did you just say? 1608 01:32:27,166 --> 01:32:30,750 I said I could've done things differently, my whole life. 1609 01:32:33,416 --> 01:32:34,291 Make a wish. 1610 01:32:34,875 --> 01:32:36,708 What do you mean? Tell me! 1611 01:32:50,083 --> 01:32:53,208 No, Laura, I don't like this. Please, you guys. 1612 01:32:53,291 --> 01:32:55,333 -I don't like it. -Jorge. 1613 01:32:55,416 --> 01:32:56,916 Aninha used to love it. 1614 01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:58,291 I came to eat cake. 1615 01:33:00,083 --> 01:33:02,083 -But I don't like it. -Jorge! 1616 01:33:02,583 --> 01:33:04,458 You can make a wish. 1617 01:33:09,958 --> 01:33:11,916 He never wishes for anything. 1618 01:33:14,166 --> 01:33:15,541 But I will now. 1619 01:33:16,416 --> 01:33:17,666 I want to. 1620 01:33:18,333 --> 01:33:21,166 I'll wish for something I have never wished for before. 1621 01:33:21,250 --> 01:33:22,083 Wow. 1622 01:33:22,833 --> 01:33:23,958 And what's that? 1623 01:33:24,041 --> 01:33:27,833 He can't tell us, honey, or it won't come true. 1624 01:33:27,916 --> 01:33:30,250 But it must come from your heart. 1625 01:34:02,750 --> 01:34:03,583 Dad? 1626 01:34:18,416 --> 01:34:20,333 Can we watch a movie? 1627 01:34:20,416 --> 01:34:21,291 Yes, baby. 1628 01:34:21,875 --> 01:34:24,083 We can watch anything you want. 1629 01:34:31,791 --> 01:34:33,583 -Leozinho… -Dad! 1630 01:34:33,666 --> 01:34:36,791 -Merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas, son! 1631 01:34:36,875 --> 01:34:39,041 Where did all this excitement come from? 1632 01:34:39,125 --> 01:34:40,916 -It's Christmas! -It's Christmas! 1633 01:34:42,250 --> 01:34:44,041 Shall we get Leozinho's bike? 1634 01:34:44,125 --> 01:34:45,666 -Yes! -Let's do it. 1635 01:34:45,750 --> 01:34:47,708 And who wants to go the supermarket? 1636 01:34:47,791 --> 01:34:48,625 -Me! -Me! 1637 01:34:48,708 --> 01:34:50,250 Yeah! 1638 01:34:50,333 --> 01:34:52,666 And let's buy my birthday cake. 1639 01:34:52,750 --> 01:34:54,791 -Yes! -Yes! 1640 01:34:54,875 --> 01:34:59,416 So go and get dressed. Hurry up! I don't want anyone to be late! 1641 01:35:00,125 --> 01:35:01,375 What's up with you, Jorge? 1642 01:35:01,458 --> 01:35:02,833 I don't know, Laura. 1643 01:35:02,916 --> 01:35:04,583 I swear to God, I don't know. 1644 01:35:05,291 --> 01:35:07,500 I just got this feeling. 1645 01:35:08,083 --> 01:35:11,125 It feels like I woke up from a dream, looked at you, 1646 01:35:12,250 --> 01:35:14,583 at our kids, our life, 1647 01:35:15,916 --> 01:35:19,416 and it made me realize how important all of this is. 1648 01:35:19,500 --> 01:35:21,416 It's like I'm telling myself 1649 01:35:22,125 --> 01:35:24,500 that I must fully enjoy this moment right now. 1650 01:35:25,708 --> 01:35:27,125 I have to, Laura. 1651 01:35:33,041 --> 01:35:35,208 -Who wants French toast? -Me! 1652 01:35:35,291 --> 01:35:38,375 When people ask me why I love Christmas so much, 1653 01:35:39,875 --> 01:35:41,500 I can't really explain why. 1654 01:35:41,583 --> 01:35:43,333 It looks like Grandpa Nhanhão. 1655 01:35:43,916 --> 01:35:46,500 It's always hot, rushed, 1656 01:35:46,583 --> 01:35:48,166 we spend a lot, 1657 01:35:48,250 --> 01:35:49,916 eat a lot, 1658 01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:52,541 and everything seems more chaotic and pointless. 1659 01:35:54,583 --> 01:35:57,500 But many things that may not seem to make sense now… 1660 01:35:57,583 --> 01:35:58,791 BREAST CANCER AWARENESS 1661 01:35:58,875 --> 01:36:00,666 …can make sense in the future. 1662 01:36:00,750 --> 01:36:04,291 The main thing is to be open to life's little hints. 1663 01:36:04,375 --> 01:36:06,125 Cheer up, guys! 1664 01:36:06,208 --> 01:36:09,750 Christmas is the perfect time to stop for a while, 1665 01:36:09,833 --> 01:36:12,291 take a deep breath, and notice that life 1666 01:36:12,375 --> 01:36:17,791 is more than what happens while we work to pay the bills. 1667 01:36:17,875 --> 01:36:20,375 Hold tight because we're ready to fly! 1668 01:36:21,708 --> 01:36:23,500 That life is good. 1669 01:36:24,166 --> 01:36:25,125 Always. 1670 01:36:26,333 --> 01:36:29,375 Happy birthday to you 1671 01:36:29,458 --> 01:36:33,416 To realize this is the biggest present you could ever give yourself. 1672 01:36:35,666 --> 01:36:37,833 Or do you still believe in Santa? 1673 01:36:38,333 --> 01:36:40,041 Ho ho ho, 1674 01:36:40,125 --> 01:36:42,583 Merry Christmas! 1675 01:36:42,666 --> 01:36:46,333 Merry Christmas! 1676 01:36:49,041 --> 01:36:51,416 He winked! You saw that, didn't you? 1677 01:36:54,666 --> 01:36:57,208 THE END 120368