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MICHELLE: Happy birthday, hon.
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- What'd you wish for?
- I don't want to say.
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It'll jinx it.
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Oh. So secretive. What a Scorpio.
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Such a Scorpio.
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- MICHELLE: Oh, okay,
- Yeah.
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So... astrology, huh?
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Mom...
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No, it's just...
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Well, you just all accept that stars
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millions of miles away dictate
all of your personality traits?
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Uh, yeah.
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DELIA: Okay. Yeah, no.
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That... Yeah, that's fine. That's fine.
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I just don't know why you
wouldn't turn to things like,
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I don't know, DNA,
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cultural influences, parenting.
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Come on, Delia. It's fun.
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Science is fun.
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Your mom sounds like a Taurus.
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Oh. [LAUGHS]: That is so ridiculous.
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You are a Taurus.
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I know. It was a lucky guess.
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[CHUCKLING]It's silly, yes,
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but what's the harm?
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Oh, it's silly, huh?
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Oh, well, then I guess you wouldn't care
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if your new girlfriend
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also happens to be a Scorpio.
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How did you know that?
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I didn't even know that.
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U-Um...
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Natalie created a fake
social media profile.
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What? You helped me!
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Ugh. Okay, fine. Look, we only did it
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so that we could check her
out online without her knowing.
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You-You've been
cyberstalking my girlfriend?
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We were just trying to make sure
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that she wasn't some
crazy black widow-type
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who preys on single
fathers with two daughters.
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Oh, please.
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But is she?
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No. Though most serial
killers are Scorpios.
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WADE: Okay. All right,
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now that we know she's not a murderer,
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no more snooping on Shannon.
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Anything I want to find out,
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I'll do it the old-fashioned way.
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I'll ask.
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[CHUCKLES] Okay.
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- You got it.
- Great.
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Wait. Wait.
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So, Scorpio is now?
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So her birthday
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must be soon.
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Yes, it is.
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[CHUCKLING]
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O-Okay. All right. Wh-When is it?
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Oh, I thought you didn't want
me to tell you anything else.
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You know what, you're
right. I don't.[CHUCKLING]
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Never mind.
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Okay. Uh, damn it, just tell me.
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In two days.
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What-what? Two days?
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Oh, my God.
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What am I gonna do?
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Indecisive. Ugh.
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Typical Gemini.
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It's not a thing!
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I can't believe Shannon's
birthday is in two days.
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I mean, we just started dating.
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I mean, if I go too big,
will I scare her off?
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If I go too small, what,
am I... am I a jerk?
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I know. Big calendar days
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at the start of
relationships are minefields.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Birthdays, Valentine's Day,
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Presidents' Day.
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'Cause of the mattress sales.
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Very intimate.
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Why are we even having
this conversation?
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'Cause, technically, you
don't know it's her birthday.
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So, no gift. Problem solved.
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Yeah, but I-I do know.
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But you don't have to.
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Yeah, but I do.
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And if I didn't say anything,
I would feel like I was lying.
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I mean, do I... [SIGHS]
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I don't know, do I take her out?
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Do I get her a gift?
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Okay, just talk to her.
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Okay? Follow her lead.
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- If you're really listening, she'll...
- That I can do.
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I'm a very good listener.
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Really?
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- 'Cause I wasn't finished.
- [GASPS]
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Ooh...
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See that?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[CHUCKLES]: Hey.
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Hey.
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- What's this?
- Oh.
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Well, last time you
had one of these things,
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I didn't bring anything
for the non-birthday kids
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and Kai bit me on the nose.
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So, this time, I brought
something for everybody,
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virtually guaranteeing
a bite-free celebration.
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Yeah, let's say that.
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I got to go get the sandwiches.
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Knock yourself out.
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Taylor children, I come bearing gifts!
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- Heck yeah!
- Yeah.
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I got something special
for everybody here.
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For Zoe, I got a Frisbee.
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Foqus? Isn't that the name
of the company you work for?
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Yeah. Yes, it is, Noah.
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And that's what makes it special,
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because you can't
find it in stores. Hmm.
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Catch, Zoe.
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Okay. Really thought she'd catch that.
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Um... Oh, for Kai,
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I got a stress ball.
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Because being five can
just be so darn hard.
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That also has your company's name on it.
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I...
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Here, Kai, catch.
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Okay. Ben, you got to teach
your kids how to catch.
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They can catch.
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And, uh,
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last but not least...
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And I know what it says on the side...
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For Noah, a water gun.
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Oh, wow.
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- Thanks, Forrest!
- FORREST: Yeah.
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I've never had one of these before!
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FORREST: Cool!
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- That's great.
- Hey, Forrest,
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did you just give Noah a water gun?
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- Yes, I did.
- Great.
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Now I have to go take it away from him.
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Take it away? Why?
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What? He's... He loves it.
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There's a reason he's never
had one before, Forrest.
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It looks like a gun.
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It doesn't look like a gun.
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It's neon blue.
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What am I missing here?
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Uh, it's not about the color of the gun.
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It's about the color of my son.
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Yeah. It's not safe for him to
be out waving that thing around.
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He and I had that talk a long time ago.
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Mm.
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Hey, Noah.
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Noah. Hey. Don't you run from me.
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[SIGHS] God, I should've just
taken the bite on the nose.
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[SIGHS]: God.
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How could I have been so stupid,
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especially with everything
that's going on in the world?
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I'm sure it's not as
bad as you think it was
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or Michelle would've
called me to talk about it.
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Well, how can you be so sure about that?
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Because we talk about everything.
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[CHUCKLES] You don't know
if you talk about everything,
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because you only talk about
the stuff that you talk about.
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- That's absurd.
- Oh, is it? Is it?
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- Mm-hmm. Mm. Mm-hmm.
- Is it though? Is it absurd?
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I thought it was absurd, too,
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until I stepped into a big stinking pile
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of my own white privilege.
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Have I been making the same mistakes
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with Michelle all these years?
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[STAMMERS] You may have.
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[GASPS] Oh! Ugh! Mm.
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I just remembered. Every
time I see her, I always go,
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- "Hey, girl! What's up?" Oh!
- [GROANS]
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Is that a microaggression?
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Have I been microaggressing?
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I don't know! I don't...
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- This is why I can't sleep!
- [SIGHS]
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[EXHALES]
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Well, now I can't sleep!
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- Couple glasses of wine.
- Mm.
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- Low lighting.
- Mm.
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A high-level game of footsie
going on under the table.
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Mr. Felton,
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- are you trying to seduce me?
- Yes.
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And, I must say, I am very surprised
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- at how strong your feet are.
- [CHUCKLES]
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Well, I used to be a gymnast.
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- You were?
- Mm-hmm.
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I-I didn't know that.
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- You know, I also didn't know that y...
- Sorry.
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Excuse me. Just one
second. Hey, Orlando!
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Could you take the bone
broth off the fire for me?!
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ORLANDO: Sure.
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Sorry. I'm sorry. It's...
You were saying something.
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Uh, I-I didn't know you were a gymnast.
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- Yes. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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And, uh... and I also didn't know
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that, uh, your birthday
was coming up so soon.
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Smooth transition.
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Okay. Okay, who snitched?
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Was it Orlando?
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My girls told me.
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Right after they told me
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they created a fake social media profile
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to do some semi-innocent spying on you.
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Oh, I'm impressed.
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And a little bit frightened.
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[EXHALES] No, they were just
looking out for their daddy.
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Okay, well, look, I... Just so you know,
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I'm not really a birthday person.
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I just like to stay at home
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and let the day go by
like it was any other day.
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That makes sense, right?
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Uh... sure. Yeah, totally.
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- Uh, got it loud and clear.
- Okay.
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So...
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um, can we rap?
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- Rap?
- Not-not... not rap.
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Um, you know, talk,
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but like in a... like in a real way.
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Like real talk. Like, keeping it real.
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Uh, no. Um...
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Is this about the squirt gun?
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Yes, it is. It is. It is. It is.
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So, um, it just brought up some,
um, uncomfortable feelings...
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for me, and I just
couldn't help but wonder,
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have there been other microaggressions,
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or macroaggressions,
or mid-size aggressions,
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which I guess are
really just aggressions?
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Uh, so, then, you know, but
can we, you know, talk about it?
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- I hear you.
- Mm-hmm.
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- And we can do that.
- Okay.
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But does it have to be right now?
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No, no. No.
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- Whenever you're comfortable.
- Okay.
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Could be now, could be.
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Or could be later. Could be.
I'm just... I'm easy, girl.
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Friend. Friend.
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Friend. Girlfriend.
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That's worse. Yeah. Okay.
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So maybe I'll just put it in an e-mail.
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- Looking forward to it.
- Okay.
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- [KNOCKING]
- Hey, hey.
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Hey, Wade. Girls, your dad's here!
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Hey. So...
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I listened to Shannon.
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- All right.
- Good. And?
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And she hates birthdays.
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- She does?
- NATALIE: Hmm. That's odd.
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She never mentioned that on Facebook.
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- Or Instagram.
- Or LinkedIn.
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You have a profile on LinkedIn?
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I'm a chief operating
officer in Milwaukee.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, she knows you know.
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And she said that you
don't have to do anything.
258
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Case closed.
259
00:08:50,884 --> 00:08:53,531
- Yeah. Yeah, case closed.
- Mm-hmm.
260
00:08:53,556 --> 00:08:55,281
- DELIA: Mm. Right.
- No.
261
00:08:55,328 --> 00:08:57,475
- No. No, case open.
- DELIA: No.
262
00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,508
Yeah, it's open. No. No, it's open.
263
00:08:59,533 --> 00:09:00,634
It's op... I just opened it.
264
00:09:00,658 --> 00:09:03,339
No, I-I can't let her do
nothing for her birthday.
265
00:09:03,364 --> 00:09:05,061
- Yes, you can.
- Uh...
266
00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,044
Because she said so explicitly.
267
00:09:07,069 --> 00:09:10,289
No. I can't. It's sad. I...
268
00:09:10,465 --> 00:09:12,206
No, I ha... I have to do something.
269
00:09:12,231 --> 00:09:14,332
I have to. Come-come on, girls.
270
00:09:14,357 --> 00:09:16,754
No, you think you do, but you don't!
271
00:09:16,779 --> 00:09:17,871
Bye.
272
00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,721
- What a softy.
- Ugh.
273
00:09:21,746 --> 00:09:22,832
Classic Gemini.
274
00:09:22,857 --> 00:09:25,369
Oh, you people.
275
00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,192
Astrology people.
276
00:09:28,575 --> 00:09:30,199
I meant astrology people.
277
00:09:30,242 --> 00:09:33,123
I meant astrology people. You
know I meant astrology people.
278
00:09:34,571 --> 00:09:37,445
Shannon will love a plant. I
mean, everybody loves a plant.
279
00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:40,086
It's thoughtful, but not extravagant.
280
00:09:40,111 --> 00:09:43,204
And, hey, what, I'm just a...
I'm just a plant guy, right,
281
00:09:43,229 --> 00:09:44,627
just dropping off a plant on a day
282
00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,155
that happens to be her birthday.
283
00:09:46,199 --> 00:09:48,377
I mean, it's the perfect non-gift gift.
284
00:09:48,402 --> 00:09:50,986
Yeah, why didn't I
just give Noah a plant?
285
00:09:51,230 --> 00:09:53,884
Because he's 11. Stop
beating yourself up.
286
00:09:53,909 --> 00:09:55,494
God, I just didn't know, man.
287
00:09:55,519 --> 00:09:58,337
I just didn't know you
can't give a water gun
288
00:09:58,362 --> 00:10:00,587
to a B-L-A-C-K boy.
289
00:10:00,612 --> 00:10:02,337
Why did you spell "Black"?
290
00:10:03,118 --> 00:10:04,508
I don't know. I don't know.
291
00:10:04,533 --> 00:10:06,179
I don't know where the line is anymore,
292
00:10:06,204 --> 00:10:07,587
and I don't want to
screw anything else up.
293
00:10:07,611 --> 00:10:09,908
You'll be fine. Ben's our friend.
294
00:10:09,933 --> 00:10:12,936
I work in HR. [LAUGHS]
295
00:10:13,042 --> 00:10:15,828
I train people in implicit bias
296
00:10:15,853 --> 00:10:17,768
and respecting others.
297
00:10:18,057 --> 00:10:20,032
I thought I was woke.
298
00:10:20,407 --> 00:10:23,497
But my blind spot was thinking
that I didn't have a blind spot.
299
00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:25,515
Yeah. It's tough.
300
00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:26,891
It's like when I realized
301
00:10:26,916 --> 00:10:29,873
that Ben won't even go
for a walk without his I.D.
302
00:10:29,898 --> 00:10:31,334
Of course. He might get stopped.
303
00:10:31,359 --> 00:10:33,013
- Yeah.
- Oh, wow.
304
00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:36,852
Wait. How can you be more woke than me?
305
00:10:36,877 --> 00:10:39,016
You drive a pickup truck full of dirt.
306
00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:41,185
It's potting soil, and
you shouldn't judge people
307
00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:43,169
by the kind of car they drive.
308
00:10:43,212 --> 00:10:45,678
Oh. You're right. You're right.
309
00:10:45,703 --> 00:10:48,749
Whoa. Hey, hey, look at this!
310
00:10:48,811 --> 00:10:50,474
A key lime tree.
311
00:10:50,499 --> 00:10:54,615
She works with food, I work
with plants. This is both.
312
00:10:54,658 --> 00:10:56,936
And maybe I'll even get
a pie out of the deal.
313
00:10:56,961 --> 00:11:01,754
Damn. Maybe if I had put as
much thought into my gifts,
314
00:11:01,779 --> 00:11:04,341
instead of just randomly
grabbing them out
315
00:11:04,366 --> 00:11:06,279
of my office swag closet,
316
00:11:06,322 --> 00:11:08,324
I wouldn't have messed
things up with Ben.
317
00:11:08,349 --> 00:11:09,651
You know what? Ben'll be fine.
318
00:11:09,676 --> 00:11:11,154
If I were you, I'd try
to make it up to Noah.
319
00:11:11,178 --> 00:11:13,093
That kid holds a grudge.
320
00:11:13,118 --> 00:11:14,715
[KNOCKING]
321
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,187
Hey, Ben... my friend.
322
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,441
- Hey.
- Um...
323
00:11:22,355 --> 00:11:23,660
you know, I was thinking.
324
00:11:23,761 --> 00:11:27,353
It must be awful to
have to tell your kids
325
00:11:27,378 --> 00:11:29,320
that-that they can't have something
326
00:11:29,345 --> 00:11:30,767
that other kids can have.
327
00:11:30,799 --> 00:11:31,734
Thanks?
328
00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:34,718
And, uh, you know, I know
I can't go back in time,
329
00:11:34,743 --> 00:11:38,165
and-and keep my ignorance from
doing the damage that it did,
330
00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:42,493
but I can look to the future
and try to heal the rift
331
00:11:42,518 --> 00:11:44,221
that I caused between you and your boy.
332
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:47,549
- So many words, Forrest.
- Yeah, hold this for a second.
333
00:11:47,627 --> 00:11:49,769
Hey, Noah, come down here for a second!
334
00:11:49,794 --> 00:11:51,666
Your dad got you something!
335
00:11:54,076 --> 00:11:56,839
What the hell, man?! Get
out of here with this thing!
336
00:11:56,864 --> 00:11:57,908
[SHUSHING]
337
00:11:59,441 --> 00:12:01,399
Is that a Nintendo Switch?
338
00:12:01,424 --> 00:12:03,447
I don't know, don't ask me.
I didn't get it, your dad did.
339
00:12:03,471 --> 00:12:04,823
Don't ask me.
340
00:12:05,817 --> 00:12:08,439
Every mean name I called you yesterday,
341
00:12:08,804 --> 00:12:10,916
I take them all back.
342
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,541
Aw, that's so sweet.
343
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:15,323
Mean names? What mean names?
344
00:12:15,348 --> 00:12:16,955
Oh, what do you have there?
345
00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:20,956
My father's love,
Mama. My father's love.
346
00:12:24,021 --> 00:12:27,136
How and why does our son
have a new video game?
347
00:12:28,272 --> 00:12:30,809
Well, uh, because I'm
rededicating myself.
348
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:31,926
To what?
349
00:12:33,841 --> 00:12:35,430
To exploring our differences.
350
00:12:36,184 --> 00:12:38,153
This must be about that water gun.
351
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,165
See, you told her.
352
00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:42,393
I-I knew it was a big deal. I knew it.
353
00:12:42,418 --> 00:12:43,580
It wasn't a big deal in the way
354
00:12:43,604 --> 00:12:44,619
that you're making it a big deal.
355
00:12:44,643 --> 00:12:46,032
Well, any time you take a toy away
356
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,564
from a child, it's a big deal.
357
00:12:48,377 --> 00:12:51,862
But if you're serious
about rededicating yourself,
358
00:12:51,906 --> 00:12:54,049
it's gonna take a whole lot more than...
359
00:12:54,909 --> 00:12:56,291
You know what?
360
00:12:56,436 --> 00:12:58,244
I'm gonna stay out of this one.
361
00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:02,135
'Cause I just had this talk
last week with my study group,
362
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:05,032
and after Zoe's gymnastics,
363
00:13:05,109 --> 00:13:08,095
and I'm only halfway
through Delia's mile-long
364
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,165
"how can I help you?" e-mail.
365
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,515
I am exhausted.
366
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,158
My Black hurts.
367
00:13:15,243 --> 00:13:16,868
Did she just say...
368
00:13:17,314 --> 00:13:19,118
her back hurts or her Black hurts?
369
00:13:19,143 --> 00:13:20,813
B-L-A-C-K.
370
00:13:20,838 --> 00:13:22,622
I knew you had to spell it.
371
00:13:24,032 --> 00:13:26,735
Oh, boy. Come with me. We need to talk.
372
00:13:28,159 --> 00:13:30,133
You're breaking up with me, aren't you?
373
00:13:31,422 --> 00:13:33,024
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
374
00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,586
This better be a stripper, otherwise,
375
00:13:35,611 --> 00:13:37,650
you guys don't know me at all.
376
00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:40,431
- Oh, hello.
- [LOUD CHATTER]
377
00:13:40,601 --> 00:13:42,255
I know this looks bad.
378
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,730
This is not what it looks
like. I mean, yes, it is,
379
00:13:50,755 --> 00:13:52,733
- it's a party.
- You don't have to explain, honestly.
380
00:13:52,757 --> 00:13:54,107
I-I shouldn't have come, really.
381
00:13:54,132 --> 00:13:57,554
It's... Oh, uh, this
is... This is for you.
382
00:13:57,579 --> 00:13:59,352
Uh, thank you. Thanks.
383
00:13:59,377 --> 00:14:00,937
But-but please don't go.
384
00:14:00,962 --> 00:14:02,444
MAN: Shannon, shots!
385
00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:04,210
Would you... would you come in?
386
00:14:04,235 --> 00:14:05,541
Please. I feel terrible.
387
00:14:05,587 --> 00:14:06,936
No, really, it's-it's okay.
388
00:14:06,961 --> 00:14:08,208
ERIN: I'm drinking your shot, bitch!
389
00:14:08,232 --> 00:14:09,570
Oh, one drink, okay? One drink.
390
00:14:09,595 --> 00:14:11,387
Please, so I can explain.
391
00:14:11,412 --> 00:14:12,738
- Okay.
- Okay.
392
00:14:12,781 --> 00:14:13,998
Yeah, uh, one-one drink.
393
00:14:14,023 --> 00:14:16,143
Okay. Thank you, thank you.
Come on, come on, come on.
394
00:14:18,142 --> 00:14:19,839
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
395
00:14:20,908 --> 00:14:23,432
You bought Noah a $300 gaming system.
396
00:14:23,457 --> 00:14:26,303
$350... with the extended warranty.
397
00:14:26,328 --> 00:14:28,662
I-I got that because he's so clumsy.
398
00:14:28,748 --> 00:14:30,495
You're doing too much, man.
399
00:14:30,538 --> 00:14:32,366
I don't think I'm doing enough.
400
00:14:32,410 --> 00:14:33,414
I mean, tell me,
401
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,830
what books can I read, what
organizations can I join?
402
00:14:35,855 --> 00:14:37,134
I want to do better.
403
00:14:37,159 --> 00:14:39,916
But this, what you're doing
now, this isn't better.
404
00:14:40,322 --> 00:14:43,290
Come on, man, you're
putting all your guilt on me,
405
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,502
because you want me
to make you feel better
406
00:14:45,527 --> 00:14:47,381
about the things I have to deal with.
407
00:14:50,602 --> 00:14:53,214
I-I don't know if I'd put
it exactly like that, but...
408
00:14:53,239 --> 00:14:56,339
Forrest, I love you,
and I know you mean well,
409
00:14:56,364 --> 00:14:59,573
but I cannot do your work for you.
410
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,370
I know it's hard out
there for Black people,
411
00:15:01,395 --> 00:15:05,410
but I didn't think it
was like that for you.
412
00:15:06,251 --> 00:15:09,210
- Why not?
- Because I know you.
413
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:13,668
Oh, so you think the
struggle with racial injustice
414
00:15:13,693 --> 00:15:15,912
only applies to the Black
people you don't know.
415
00:15:16,411 --> 00:15:17,989
Apparently I did, yeah.
416
00:15:18,014 --> 00:15:21,216
Okay, I couldn't help but overhear...
417
00:15:21,473 --> 00:15:23,171
Screw it, I was eavesdropping.
418
00:15:23,504 --> 00:15:25,825
Now, this type of thing
might be new to you,
419
00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:28,262
but this is all we've ever known.
420
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,490
It's our life every single day.
421
00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:33,910
Do you know how often I-I
am followed around a store,
422
00:15:33,935 --> 00:15:37,112
or somebody touches my
hair without my permission?!
423
00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:39,520
Ooh, don't get me started.
424
00:15:39,865 --> 00:15:41,005
I was about to get started.
425
00:15:41,030 --> 00:15:42,584
Don't get started, babe.
426
00:15:43,437 --> 00:15:45,483
[WHISPERS]: I'm glad
she didn't get started.
427
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,209
You really want to know what you can do?
428
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:52,085
- Yes.
- Listen.
429
00:15:53,315 --> 00:15:55,839
Listen. Yeah. Great.
430
00:15:56,407 --> 00:15:58,774
Ah, good, good, good. Listen.
431
00:15:58,799 --> 00:16:00,670
- Mm.
- Listen...
432
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,125
to...
433
00:16:03,544 --> 00:16:04,763
- Me!
- Right.
434
00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:06,305
- Black people.
- Black people.
435
00:16:06,330 --> 00:16:08,071
And believe us.
436
00:16:08,322 --> 00:16:10,290
Because we get told that
we're imagining things
437
00:16:10,315 --> 00:16:12,416
when we talk about our own experiences.
438
00:16:12,879 --> 00:16:16,400
Yeah. Or that when we
protest, we shouldn't.
439
00:16:16,507 --> 00:16:18,244
Or that we're doing it wrong.
440
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,507
Even though that is the only way
441
00:16:20,532 --> 00:16:22,930
anything has ever changed for us.
442
00:16:22,955 --> 00:16:25,479
[EXHALES SHARPLY] I believe you.
443
00:16:26,492 --> 00:16:27,568
Thank you.
444
00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:31,414
Because I've got a lot
on my plate right now.
445
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,891
Lately, I've been really busy,
taking away toys from my kids.
446
00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:38,092
Oh, man, too soon.
447
00:16:38,251 --> 00:16:39,731
[LAUGHING]
448
00:16:41,156 --> 00:16:44,507
If you do the work, I will
be right here with you,
449
00:16:44,532 --> 00:16:46,360
because you're my friend.
450
00:16:46,407 --> 00:16:48,189
You know what, Forrest,
451
00:16:48,214 --> 00:16:50,390
there is one thing you can do for us.
452
00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,025
But you can't take it.
453
00:16:52,193 --> 00:16:54,326
It was a gift from my dad.
454
00:16:54,871 --> 00:16:57,990
Uh, yeah, um, about that.
455
00:16:58,033 --> 00:17:01,428
You see, I lied. It was from me.
456
00:17:01,472 --> 00:17:04,866
So I have to suffer because you lied?
457
00:17:05,152 --> 00:17:07,521
Yeah. Yeah.
458
00:17:09,935 --> 00:17:12,286
I'm sorry, I got to go.
459
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,933
Wade, here you go. All right,
460
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,496
- please let me explain.
- Shannon,
461
00:17:22,521 --> 00:17:23,793
- it's okay.
- [SIGHS]
462
00:17:23,818 --> 00:17:25,728
Look, I know. I-I
should have taken a hint.
463
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,324
You don't want me here, and
that's-that's totally cool.
464
00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:29,734
Is that what you think is going on?
465
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,300
Well, isn't it?
466
00:17:32,336 --> 00:17:33,746
Hey, guys.
467
00:17:36,231 --> 00:17:37,911
- This is Wade.
- ERIN: Hey, Wade.
468
00:17:37,936 --> 00:17:40,069
Oh, my God. Hey, hey, it's Wade.
469
00:17:40,094 --> 00:17:41,347
It's the guy that Shannon's been dating
470
00:17:41,371 --> 00:17:43,460
and refuses to shut the hell up about.
471
00:17:43,485 --> 00:17:45,926
ERIN: Well, turn around so we can see
472
00:17:45,951 --> 00:17:49,259
if that ass is half as amazing
as Shannon swears it is.
473
00:17:49,284 --> 00:17:51,748
Okay, don't do that. Don't do that.
474
00:17:51,773 --> 00:17:53,558
This is why I lied to you.
475
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:57,413
I mean, it's so early on in
this... thing we're doing,
476
00:17:57,438 --> 00:17:59,531
and I didn't want you to feel pressure.
477
00:18:00,381 --> 00:18:02,061
I mean, it's, you know, a big party,
478
00:18:02,086 --> 00:18:04,240
and my knucklehead friends
would be poking on you.
479
00:18:04,265 --> 00:18:06,354
And I just... I didn't
want to scare you away.
480
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,669
Wow.
481
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,218
I-I totally get it.
482
00:18:10,243 --> 00:18:11,363
You do?
483
00:18:11,913 --> 00:18:14,905
Boy, wait till you meet my friends.
484
00:18:15,032 --> 00:18:18,374
- [CHUCKLES]
- Um, so you're not scared away?
485
00:18:18,399 --> 00:18:21,943
Uh... No, no. I don't scare that easy.
486
00:18:22,297 --> 00:18:25,086
Look, I-I don't know what this is yet,
487
00:18:25,899 --> 00:18:27,696
but I know that I like you,
488
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,735
and I think about you.
489
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,777
And I just wanted you to know that
490
00:18:32,802 --> 00:18:35,369
on your birthday or-or any other day.
491
00:18:43,715 --> 00:18:45,513
I like the key lime tree.
492
00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:47,413
I'm gonna make you a pie, obviously.
493
00:18:47,438 --> 00:18:49,463
Oh, well, that was my secret agenda.
494
00:18:49,488 --> 00:18:51,538
- Yeah, I know. I know.
- Clearly.
495
00:18:51,582 --> 00:18:52,658
[CHUCKLES] I, uh...
496
00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:55,025
- I better get home to the girls.
- Why? No.
497
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,275
Well, I didn't know that
there was a party going on.
498
00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:00,766
- Oh, oh, okay. Okay, bye.
- Okay. Bye-bye.
499
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:01,839
ERIN: There it is!
500
00:19:01,864 --> 00:19:03,648
Walk that around.
501
00:19:03,949 --> 00:19:06,030
Come on, ladies,
you're better than that.
502
00:19:06,055 --> 00:19:08,797
No, they're not. They're not.
503
00:19:08,822 --> 00:19:11,448
ERIN: Show it, baby!
Show it to me, baby!
504
00:19:11,473 --> 00:19:13,127
[TRILLING]
505
00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:16,136
[ALL SHOUTING, CLAMORING]
506
00:19:16,161 --> 00:19:17,378
COLEMAN: Dollar bills, yes!
507
00:19:17,403 --> 00:19:19,683
ERIN: I've got a whole
bunch in my purse, baby.
508
00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:20,754
COLEMAN: Wait, come back.
509
00:19:20,779 --> 00:19:22,496
ERIN: It's burning a
hole in my pocket. Ow!
510
00:19:24,505 --> 00:19:26,896
Michelle. I just wanted to tell you
511
00:19:26,921 --> 00:19:29,441
that I'm having my book
club read White Fragility,
512
00:19:29,466 --> 00:19:32,394
and I just really want
to get your take on it.
513
00:19:32,419 --> 00:19:33,519
Why would I read that?
514
00:19:33,544 --> 00:19:36,670
What? Oh, oh, you must.
515
00:19:36,695 --> 00:19:39,394
It is, like, so eye-opening.
516
00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:41,065
Each page, I'm like, what?
517
00:19:41,109 --> 00:19:43,544
- Okay, we're gonna talk.
- Good.
518
00:19:43,569 --> 00:19:46,033
Because I have so many things I
want to talk out with you, I just...
519
00:19:46,057 --> 00:19:48,961
You know what, this time I'll talk
520
00:19:48,986 --> 00:19:50,641
and you can listen.
521
00:19:51,010 --> 00:19:52,087
Of course.
522
00:19:52,112 --> 00:19:54,848
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, that's a good idea.
523
00:19:54,873 --> 00:19:56,614
So much better.
524
00:19:57,908 --> 00:19:59,918
- Can't be it. Oh!
- I don't know...
525
00:19:59,943 --> 00:20:02,250
So, she didn't invite you to the party
526
00:20:02,275 --> 00:20:04,406
- because she likes you too much?
- Apparently.
527
00:20:04,431 --> 00:20:07,509
[SCOFFS] That's what
passes for game these days?
528
00:20:07,534 --> 00:20:09,666
And yeah, man, sure,
you've got a great ass.
529
00:20:09,691 --> 00:20:11,054
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
530
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,769
I mean, literally, you
could be a butt model.
531
00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:15,296
It's fantastic. I mean,
I would love to just
532
00:20:15,321 --> 00:20:17,188
- bounce a quarter off it.
- Whoa.
533
00:20:17,232 --> 00:20:20,044
But cheering is gratuitous, right?
534
00:20:20,069 --> 00:20:21,331
GRACE: Hey, Dad?
535
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,582
- Where you going?
- Hey.
536
00:20:23,607 --> 00:20:26,135
Shannon just DM'd us
on our fake Instagram.
537
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,025
Did she? What did she say?
538
00:20:28,204 --> 00:20:29,858
"Dear Grace and Natalie,
539
00:20:30,117 --> 00:20:32,598
"thank you for telling your
father about my birthday.
540
00:20:33,527 --> 00:20:35,018
I love my key lime tree."
541
00:20:35,043 --> 00:20:37,049
Ah.She had to get the last word.
542
00:20:37,074 --> 00:20:38,387
How Scorpio of her.
543
00:20:38,412 --> 00:20:40,621
Oh, stop it. Stop.
544
00:20:40,646 --> 00:20:43,848
There's nothing wrong with
Scorpios; Scorpios are amazing.
545
00:20:44,747 --> 00:20:49,747
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