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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:05,264 Aw, come on! This isn't fair. 2 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:08,933 You accidentally burn down a building, and you get 120 hours of community service? 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,443 - Now this says that I gotta work with kids. - Yeah, me too. 4 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:14,674 - I don't like kids. I don't wanna work with 'em. - I don't have time for this. 5 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:20,015 - Yeah, I have 248 hours of, uh... - Interstate. 6 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:22,520 Inter... Interstate. 7 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:25,581 - Sanitation. Jesus Christ! - What is that... What is that? 8 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:28,559 - That's the guys with the orange vests who pick up trash. - Orange vests. 9 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:32,894 - Oh, my God! And then what is this about the A. A? - Alcoholics Anonymous. 10 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:35,400 - For... - Oh, my God. 11 00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:37,959 - Six months. - That is so unfair! 12 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,598 What do you expect? Why would you tell the judge you were drunk? 13 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:42,607 - 'Cause I was drunk. - But why would you say that? 14 00:00:42,675 --> 00:00:45,405 - I thought that would get me off the hook. - That was dumb, wasn't it? 15 00:00:45,478 --> 00:00:48,413 I would rather pay a huge fine than have to give back to the community. 16 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:51,109 - Holy shit! Look at this bill! - What? 17 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:55,177 - Those mimosas were like eight bucks a pop, Charlie. - Are you serious? 18 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:58,418 - Well, you had like seven of'em. - Uh-oh. 19 00:00:58,491 --> 00:01:00,584 - Bro, I'm not paying for your mimosas. - No way! 20 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:04,187 - I didn't even bring enough money for those. - I don't have enough money. 21 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:07,631 You don't have any money? What are you... Are you serious? 22 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,531 Ah! Ah! 23 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:47,362 Good. Good. Good. Go ahead. Go ahead. 24 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:55,447 I know what it is. 25 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:58,484 We can't go back. 26 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:08,554 I fold. Deal me out. Hey. Hey, gang, what's the action? 27 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:13,327 - What's going on here? - Asians love gambling. 28 00:02:13,399 --> 00:02:15,560 - You know these guys? - Yeah. From 'Nam. 29 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,933 - You were in Vietnam? - Don't get excited, Mac, all right? 30 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:20,302 He was in Vietnam 10 years ago on a business trip. 31 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:23,308 - Beautiful country. - Dad, please get these guys out of here. 32 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:25,344 - They're really weird and scary looking. - Yeah. 33 00:02:25,411 --> 00:02:27,208 Hey, I own half this bar too. 34 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,147 You can't just come in here and start running our lives. It's not fair. 35 00:02:30,216 --> 00:02:32,377 - Wanna bet? - What? 36 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:34,943 - Would you like to bet on it? - On what? 37 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:37,615 - Whether or not it's fair? - Sure. Bet on whatever. 38 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:40,955 You know what? This is exactly why I don't wanna work with him. You know what I mean? 39 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:43,860 - Yes. - Because you start doing crazy shit like this all the time... 40 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:46,763 and making crazy bets about absolutely nothing at all, Dad. 41 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:50,633 If you don't go, me and Mac and Charlie, we're gonna sell our portion of the bar. 42 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:52,637 - No, we're not. - No, that's not happening. 43 00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:55,299 - Just back me up on this. - No, I can't really back you up. 44 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:58,173 Why can't you just back me up on this? 45 00:02:58,244 --> 00:03:00,804 You guys... 46 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,620 Screw this. I'm out of here. 47 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,849 That just blew my mind. That was incredible. 48 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:16,490 So today's speaker is David... 49 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:19,225 for those of you who are new to the program. 50 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:22,234 I know a number of you have heard David's story before. 51 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:24,600 But a few of you haven't. I'm sure you'll find David's story... 52 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:26,866 has a lot of relevance to your situation. 53 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:30,205 Uh, anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and... 54 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:32,437 We have a late arrival here. 55 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:35,538 Hi. Do you want to introduce yourself? 56 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:37,708 - Me? - Mm-hmm. 57 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:40,150 Oh. I'm Charlie. 58 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,154 Hi, Charlie. 59 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,123 - Here. Have a seat down front. - Oh. No. Okay. 60 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:48,285 I knew this would happen. I'm not an alcoholic actually. 61 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:50,955 Yeah, I'm only here 'cause I got a little drunk... 62 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:54,693 and I threw a flaming bag of feces into a building and I burnt it down a little bit. 63 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:57,759 You know? But I wasn't trying to burn it down. 64 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:01,705 I was trying to make the place smell real bad and get rid of this guy. 65 00:04:01,774 --> 00:04:04,743 So... This guy knows what I'm talking about. 66 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:07,336 Look, uh, Charlie, the first step to recovery... 67 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,643 is simply admitting that you have a problem. 68 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:11,741 I'm not an alcoholic, so it's cool. 69 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:14,343 He was drinking a beer when he came in. 70 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,116 Oh, my... Dude! Oh, dude, how are you gonna... 71 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,750 Really? 72 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:22,226 I thought you were cool, man, like... 73 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,263 I'm not gonna sell my piece of the bar. 74 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:26,423 You're being such a dick about this. 75 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:28,592 What do you want me to do, get another job? 76 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:32,502 Well, try to think where I'm coming from in all this. I'm coming from a selfish place? 77 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:34,597 - Just shut your mouth. - Can I help you? 78 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:38,269 We are here as part of our community service. 79 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:42,007 - Always a bunch of clowns. - Excuse me? 80 00:04:42,081 --> 00:04:46,313 All right. We need volunteers for our Sunday basketball league. 81 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:48,786 You're gonna be coaching the teams. 82 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:52,791 I got two positions left, so I'm gonna have to put two of you together. 83 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:55,487 Great. Dennis and I will coach a team. 84 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:59,930 I think I'd rather split you two up. 85 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:07,835 Charlie. Hi. 86 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:12,310 Hey. Wow. I didn't know you were in A.A. 87 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:15,279 - Yeah. - Where were you sitting? 88 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:20,115 I, um, kind of slumped down in my seat when I heard your name so you wouldn't see me. 89 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:22,450 Right. 90 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:24,319 Listen. I didn't realize you were an alcoholic. 91 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:27,655 It actually explains a lot of your past behavior. 92 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:29,661 Check this out. I'm not an alcoholic. 93 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:32,129 - See, I have to be here 'cause the court... - Okay. 94 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:34,598 - I threw this flaming bag of feces... - Okay, okay, okay. 95 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:37,363 You don't have to give me explanations. I understand. 96 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:39,735 I've maybe been a little too judgmental of you. 97 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:43,572 I mean, I know what it feels like to have alcohol run your life. 98 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:47,477 - Doesn't run my life. - And I... I want to maybe help you. 99 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:51,611 Are you saying you want to go out on a date with me? 100 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:53,743 - No. No, Charlie. - No? 101 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:56,448 I don't... I never want to go out on a date with you. 102 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:59,355 - Great. - What I'm saying is... 103 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:02,417 maybe I could... be your sponsor. 104 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:05,726 - Oh! - But you can't ever hit on me. 105 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:08,096 - No. - Because that's never gonna happen. 106 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:10,192 - Yeah, I heard. You said that. - Okay. 107 00:06:10,269 --> 00:06:12,396 - So, sponsor. That's cool, yeah. - Okay. Okay. 108 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:15,066 - Well, I wrote down my phone number. - Wow. 109 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:18,804 Please. Please, Charlie. Please don't make me regret giving this to you. 110 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:21,210 No, absolute... Absolutely not. 111 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:25,512 No, this'll be a platonic sponsor-sponsoree kind of a thing. 112 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:27,644 Great. 113 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:31,656 Oh. No shit! I was so close. 114 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:38,354 All right, kids, kids. Uh, why don't you line up on this free throw line over here. 115 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:45,795 All righty. Uh, you... 116 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:49,831 you, you, you and you... 117 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,843 come over here. 118 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:59,140 All right. Now the rest of you kids can go with those two losers right there. 119 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:01,914 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell's goin'on over here? 120 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:05,822 - Pickin' my team. - No. No, y-you can't... you can't take all... 121 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:07,792 - I can't pick the... - You can't pick all... 122 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:10,124 - What should I not pick? - You know exactly what you've done, sir. 123 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:12,926 - Okay, everybody back. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's my team! 124 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:15,399 - No, we're startin' over. - All right. Fine. But I pick first. 125 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:17,402 - Fine. - You. 126 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:19,404 - You. - Uh, you. 127 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:22,202 - You. - You. 128 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,506 Hey! Ho! What's goin'on over here? 129 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:28,274 - Pickin' teams. - The teams are already picked. 130 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:31,441 You two have the Ducks, and you have the Wildcats. 131 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:34,611 Ducks. 132 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:38,714 Are you kidding me? Are... You guys are the Wildcats? 133 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,316 Jesus Chri... 134 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:43,624 Is anyone absent? 135 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:47,530 Anyone tall? What are those, flip-flops? 136 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:53,628 Jesus, kid. Did you not wear shoes? 137 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:57,107 You don't know? Did anyone else not bring shoes? 138 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:01,479 All right, kids. Everybody take a knee. 139 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:03,879 Go ahead and kneel. 140 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:07,147 Apparently there is some confusion as to who is the head coach here. 141 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,586 Yeah, it could be a guy who's never participated... 142 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,623 in any kind of sporting event ever. 143 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:14,125 Yeah, or it could be a girl. That's enough said, right? 144 00:08:14,193 --> 00:08:16,525 Mac and I are gonna play a quick game to 21. 145 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:18,723 And the winner will be head coach. 146 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:20,732 You guys might want to pay attention... 147 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,234 'cause you could probably learn a thing or two from watching us. 148 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:26,032 Absolutely. Try to remember what she does wrong. 149 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:28,073 That's the first thing. 150 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:33,511 Terrible. Take a lap. 151 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:39,149 God awful. Get goin'. 152 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:45,887 Oh, that's a great shot, Chris. Come here. You're gonna be the saving grace of this team. 153 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:48,722 Everybody try to be a little bit more like Chris. 154 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:54,994 - What the hell is that? - I don't know. 155 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:57,661 - It's diet. - Oh. 156 00:08:57,737 --> 00:09:00,672 Do I look like I need to be on a diet? 157 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:03,038 I don't know. 158 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:06,272 Terrible. Take a lap. 159 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:16,017 This one? Gonna get it this time? 160 00:09:17,623 --> 00:09:20,148 See, kids, that's 18-0. 161 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,694 Fundamentals don't mean shit if you got no strength. 162 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:25,731 - My knee hurts. - We're almost done. 163 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:29,234 Oh, God. You son of a bitch. 164 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:40,573 So this is your place? Wow! 165 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:43,479 You know, it actually looks a lot like my apartment. 166 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:45,608 - Don't sit on my bed. - No. No. Wasn't gonna. 167 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:49,143 That's a good bed though. That's a beautiful bed. Nice and soft. 168 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:53,454 Charlie, are you here to try to have sex with me? 169 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:58,858 I can't believe you could ask me a question like that in my time of need. 170 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,728 I'm sorry. 171 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:04,167 That's okay. We... We got a history, and you're suspicious. 172 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:07,673 I get that. We got a crazy history, you and me. Oh, well. 173 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:11,403 You know, maybe I'll just... maybe I'll just get a little comfortable... 174 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:14,241 and I won't talk, and you can just kinda... 175 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:17,441 - Just watch your feet on the... - tell me about... 176 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:20,714 - I'll take my shoes off. - No. Just don't take your shoes off. 177 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,550 I'm really more comfortable if I take my shoes off. 178 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,614 - Charlie. - So tell me about you. 179 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:29,422 What kind of music are you into? What's your favorite color? 180 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:32,521 You ever... You ever owned a dog? Do you want a dog? 181 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,130 This thing is cozy. 182 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,364 Just ice it and it will go down. 183 00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:42,168 - I know what you do to it! - Hey, what's the action? 184 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:45,301 Oh, Jesus Christ! Are you gonna keep saying that? Is that your catch phrase now? 185 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,472 - Dad, can you please get me some ice? - What happened to your eye? 186 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,381 Well, Mac plays basketball with his elbows. That's what happened. 187 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:52,883 Youse were all playin' basketball? 188 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:55,216 Yeah. It's a part of our community service. 189 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:58,849 Gotta coach kids. It's part of our, uh, sentence. 190 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:01,325 Like two teams playin' against each other? 191 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,453 Yeah, that's generally how basketball is played. 192 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:07,056 Basketball, huh? Here. 193 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:10,398 And go! Very nice. 194 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:13,495 Lot of tight footwork. That's it. Very good. 195 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:16,201 Chris, doin' really good. You got some good moves. 196 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,334 Dad, what the hell are you doing here? 197 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,380 Oh, well, I just came because you were late. I volunteered. 198 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:24,211 - Hey, do some ball work. - Why are you doing this to me? 199 00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:27,980 I figured maybe you and I could do a little father-son bonding. 200 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:32,252 - I don't wanna bond with you. Go back to bonding with Charlie. - Charlie's with a girl. 201 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,225 - What girl? - You know, the waitress girl. 202 00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:36,261 - The waitress hates Charlie. - How do you know that? 203 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:39,025 Because he's obsessed with her and won't leave her alone. 204 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:43,125 Quite frankly, I don't see what all the fuss is about. I banged her. I don't get it. 205 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,534 Dennis, you shouldn't be sleeping with your friends' girlfriends. 206 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,836 What, are you handing down life lessons? Get the hell outta here! Get off my court! 207 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,842 - What? Your court? - Yeah. 208 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,901 - Wanna shoot for it? Free throws? - Shoot for what? 209 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,743 Throw me the ball. All right. 210 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:58,909 Well, best out of three gets to be the coach. 211 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:02,011 - Dad, you don't wanna shoot me for it, because you'll lose. - You wanna bet? 212 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,488 Okay, kids, keys to the game. 213 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,549 Elbows. Knees. Say it with me once. Ready? 214 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,527 Elbows. Knees. 215 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:13,258 Excellent. Excellent work. Now you're gonna want to utilize both of those... 216 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,266 over the course of the season, okay? 217 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:17,666 Because the referees in this league aren't gonna call 'em. 218 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:21,173 But they might, which is why you have to be very careful. 219 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,573 Fouls can lose a game for even the most dominant of teams. 220 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:28,774 Yeah, kids, could you excuse the assistant coach and I for a second? 221 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,816 We'll be back. 222 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:35,049 Don't you ever contradict me in front of my team like that. 223 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,214 These kids need to know who their coach is. 224 00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:40,122 Well, I can see how they might be confused. Are those combat boots? 225 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:44,151 Don't get all high-and-mighty because you got a pantsuit. You look like Big Bird! 226 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:47,222 I got the season schedule right here. 227 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,597 - Get back! I can handle this. - I have to see. 228 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:53,332 - What's up? - Why are you here? 229 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,636 - I'm coaching Dennis's team. - Not coaching my team. 230 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,199 - You lost fair and square. - Don't give a shit. 231 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,472 Oh, it is on! We play you guys first! 232 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:03,242 - We are gonna school your sorry-ass team! - Wanna make it interesting? 233 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:05,374 Dad, you don't wanna do that. Our kids are terrible. 234 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,318 - That's what a bad coach would say. - A hundred bucks says we win. 235 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:11,652 - You're on. I'm gonna coach the shit out of this team. - Well, assistant coach. 236 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,954 - Let's make it 200. - How about five, bitch? 237 00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:16,654 - What are you doing? - You scared? You wanna quit? You can back out. 238 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,721 'Cause I can coach this team better than you or Dennis or Dad... 239 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,926 or any other goddamn man any day of the week. 240 00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:25,129 Whoo! Whoo! That's it! Gambling! 241 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:32,640 Oh, I can't tell you how great I'm feeling. 242 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,306 I haven't been this healthy in, like, a crazy long time. 243 00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:37,406 It's having amazing effects on my body. 244 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:41,283 - That's probably the best thing about it. - Yeah. Wow. 245 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:44,618 So you can probably stop coming over here all the time then, huh? 246 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:48,558 Uh, well, I don't know. I just don't know if that's safe. 247 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,960 - Yeah, I think it's safe. - Maybe if you think it's safe, I'll consider it. 248 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:55,159 But whoo... 249 00:13:55,234 --> 00:14:00,103 Hey, um, how's your friend Dennis? 250 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,072 - Hmm? - I haven't seen him around much lately. 251 00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,200 What... What's he up to? 252 00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:07,404 He's, like, working at some stupid youth center thing. 253 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:11,109 - He works with kids? - Yeah. But he has to. That's why. 254 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:14,880 Oh, my God. That is so sweet. 255 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:17,354 Do you think maybe we could go down and see him? 256 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,516 Why don't we roll down there today? 257 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,584 You know, you and me. Celebrate the three days sober. 258 00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,686 Great. I'll get changed. 259 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,460 Great. 260 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,364 So get out. 261 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:32,427 Actually I probably need to take a shower, 'cause I'm crazy sweaty from those. 262 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,029 Charlie. 263 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,472 I'm an alcoholic trying to get better... 264 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,567 and I'm getting kicked out on the street. 265 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:41,613 All right. Jesus. You can start. 266 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,705 These are wristbands... 267 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,274 and these are safety pins. 268 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:50,345 I want everybody to insert their safety pin into their wristband... 269 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,390 sharp side out. 270 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:56,588 All right, if you come down right on the top part and smash down with all your weight... 271 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,062 you'll break the kid's foot in three places. 272 00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,531 What if I get hurt? 273 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,535 That's a good question. Now as long as you hurt the other kid... 274 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:07,163 as bad or worse than he hurts you... 275 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:11,175 you'll have done your job, and I'll be proud of you. 276 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,770 Look how good he is with those kids. 277 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,816 You like that, huh? 278 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:20,909 Tell you what. I'll be right back. 279 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:26,719 Okay, here we go. Lay it up. 280 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:30,091 Shoot it up. Let's see. Whoo. Very nice. 281 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:34,189 Okay, everybody take five. Chris, come on over here a minute. I'm gonna talk to you. 282 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:38,066 Let's see. Go on over there. You go... You guys go. 283 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:41,470 Now listen. Clearly, you're the best player on the team. 284 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:44,100 All right? Now I wanna give you a couple lessons... 285 00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:47,475 that maybe Coach Dennis hasn't covered with you. 286 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:51,277 Lesson number one: Winnin' ain't everything. 287 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:56,151 Lesson two: Do you own a bike? 288 00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:00,015 Hey. 289 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,287 - Dennis, hey. - Hey. 290 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,727 I haven't seen you in a while. 291 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,129 You haven't come by the coffee shop. 292 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:11,397 Uh, yeah. 293 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:16,737 Um, so I know that it was kind of... it got weird after the... 294 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,539 - Right. - When we... 295 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,876 Um, anyway... 296 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:25,849 I thought maybe we could spend some time together again. 297 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:30,412 Um, haven't you been spending a lot of time with Charlie lately? 298 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,457 I'm helping him get sober. 299 00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:35,925 Right. Well, good. That's a good thing. 300 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,929 - Thank you. - Yeah. 301 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,431 - So I don't want to get in the middle of that. - Oh. 302 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:44,401 So we shouldn't talk at all while that's going on. 303 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,200 Oh. 304 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,400 Good. All right. I'll see you. 305 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,375 Wha... You will see me. 306 00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:54,901 - I'll see you. - Yep, yep, yep, yep. 307 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:58,381 - Charlie, this isn't working out. - Huh? 308 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:02,250 I don't wanna be your sponsor anymore. It's starting to get in the way of my personal life. 309 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:06,519 What are you talkin' about? 310 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:09,186 I only offered to be your sponsor... 311 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,957 so I could get closer to your friend Dennis. 312 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,892 - What? Dennis? - Yeah. 313 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:19,870 Come on! That guy, he's like one of those cheesy... 314 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:23,272 Oh, he's so phony. No. You know what? We can't do this action. 315 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:26,607 You gotta... 'Cause what if I start drinking again? 316 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,204 That's a risk I'm willing to take. 317 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,985 I hope you guys are ready for the pain. 318 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,453 Oh, we'll be bringing a little pain of our own. 319 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:39,457 - You guys are goin' down. - We'll see. 320 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:42,085 - All right, kids, how are you feelin'? - Good. 321 00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:45,028 Good? Doesn't sound good. Are you drinking the Red Bull? 322 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,327 - Come on. Chug 'em down. - I feel sick. 323 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:50,800 That's the vitamins ripping out the inside of your stomach. That's a good thing. Trust me. 324 00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:53,565 Flop, come here for a second. 325 00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:59,409 All right. These are for you. 326 00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:03,073 And there's a steel toe in there. Don't be afraid to use it. 327 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,275 - Thanks, Dad. - I'm not your dad. 328 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,751 All right. Let's get this show on the road. 329 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,983 All right, Team Wildcats! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 330 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:14,184 All right, boys. Now listen up. This week... Where's Chris? 331 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,854 - Uh, I don't know. - You don't know? You guys know where Chris is? 332 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,626 - No. - Ah, it's no big deal. We don't need him. 333 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:23,896 It is a big deal. We can't play without Chris. I got 500 bucks on this game. 334 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,903 - Are you crazy? - Well, let's... 335 00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:28,769 - I gotta find him. We can't play without him. - No. You can't go. 336 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,435 - He lives a block away. I'll be right back. - Dennis, where... 337 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,411 - I'll be right back. - Let's go. Get ready. Put your shoes on. 338 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:39,707 Hey, Chris, you in there? Chris, come on, buddy. Let's go. 339 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,777 Hey. 340 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,585 What the hell are you doing? The game's about to start. 341 00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:48,626 - I got a new bike. - So ride your bike after the game. 342 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:52,289 - I'm not supposed to play. - What do you mean, you're not supposed to play? 343 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:56,027 You know what? I don't have to talk to you, shithead! 344 00:18:58,003 --> 00:19:01,734 You bought Chris a new bike to throw the game. The bet's off. 345 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,503 - Whoa! - You can't call the bet off. 346 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:07,136 - Dad's up to something. - I'm not up to nothing. 347 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:09,203 - Excuse me. Hey, Dennis. - Yeah? 348 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:12,114 Hey, um, just... I want... Just good luck out there. 349 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,209 Okay, yeah. What are you talking about? 350 00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:16,846 - I just wanted to say good luck. - All right. Great. Thanks. 351 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:20,016 Um, why don't you have a seat on the bleachers? I'm in the middle of something. 352 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:24,586 No way. I'm not sitting up there. It's way too smoky. 353 00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:35,802 You cheating piece of shit. 354 00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:39,332 Oh, let's go! 355 00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:41,902 Let's... Let's play some basketball, all right? 356 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,278 - Charlie, what are you doing? - I volunteered. 357 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,476 - Let's play some ball. - Oh, my God. 358 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,986 You know what, man? You gotta call this game off. 359 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:51,989 Oh, you're dead to me. There's a dead man speaking to me right here. 360 00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:53,581 - Great. You're drunk. - I'm dead to you? 361 00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:56,025 Yeah, I am drunk. You know why? 362 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:59,121 - I don't have a sponsor anymore! - Whatever, Charlie. 363 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,689 - Let's play basketball! - You gotta call this game off, Charlie! 364 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:04,895 - Let's have the teams! Let's play ball! - Let's play. 365 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,870 You're not gonna get away with this, Dad. 366 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,407 I haven't got a clue what you're talking about. 367 00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:29,624 Get him with the elbow! 368 00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,878 What the hell are you doing? 369 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:12,035 Hey, hey. Right? 370 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,682 All right, Charlie, that's it! 371 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,985 You call this game! This game is over! 372 00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,924 - You got a problem? Button that lip! - Don't tell me to button my lip! 373 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,927 - Is that a threat? - Yeah, that's a threat! 374 00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:39,327 - You're outta here! - Charlie, what are you doing? 375 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,832 - I call 'em like I see 'em. - Come on, man. Calm down. 376 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,800 - You're outta here! - Oh, my God! 377 00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:45,860 - Yes! I'm head coach! - This is your fault, Dad! 378 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:48,236 - Why is it my fault? - Because you fixed the game! 379 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,707 - You fixed the game? - What are you talking about? 380 00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:53,506 - Yes, he fixed the game! - What are you talking about? 381 00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,911 How do you do something like that? 382 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,109 Do you see what you've done? 383 00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,175 Get out ofhere! You're in the showers! 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 33265

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