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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,209 --> 00:00:23,790 Listen up! 2 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:29,373 Guys, it's payrolls tomorrow. Can we make sure 3 00:00:29,375 --> 00:00:31,790 we're not taking lunch off the desk, please. 4 00:00:31,792 --> 00:00:33,790 If the labor market somehow contrives to give us 5 00:00:33,792 --> 00:00:35,624 eight years of Trump, I don't know what I'll do. 6 00:00:35,626 --> 00:00:37,415 Probably nothing. 7 00:00:37,417 --> 00:00:39,123 I've built an indicators monitor. 8 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:41,582 Weekly jobless claims, credit card arrears, 9 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:43,874 Google searches for vacancies, are all rolling over. 10 00:00:43,876 --> 00:00:45,540 Good edge. 11 00:00:45,542 --> 00:00:47,498 I'll circulate it. It's a finger in the air, 12 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:50,874 - but definitely something. - I like it. Cool. 13 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,665 Oh, hey, uh, HR's been in touch. 14 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:58,874 They're having some issues with your Tier 2 visa. 15 00:00:58,876 --> 00:01:01,207 - I'm gonna look into it. - I can do that. 16 00:01:01,209 --> 00:01:02,957 No, let... let me do it. 17 00:01:02,959 --> 00:01:06,332 Unless you wanna go home? Because I can arrange that. 18 00:01:08,209 --> 00:01:10,332 I know you're going to hate this. 19 00:01:10,334 --> 00:01:12,498 - Oh, please don't sing. - Oh, I wasn't going to. 20 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:16,998 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 21 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,415 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 22 00:01:21,417 --> 00:01:26,751 - ♪ Happy birthday dear Harper ♪ - ♪ Dear Harpsichord ♪ 23 00:01:27,584 --> 00:01:32,916 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 24 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:37,248 ♪ And many more ♪ 25 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:39,290 I can't look at a birthday candle 26 00:01:39,292 --> 00:01:41,334 without thinking about Robert Herrick. 27 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:45,707 Nobody knows who that is. 28 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:50,417 Who the fuck is Robert Herrick? 29 00:01:51,876 --> 00:01:53,334 Don't worry about your visa. 30 00:01:54,884 --> 00:01:56,967 You're the right kind of immigrant. 31 00:01:58,417 --> 00:01:59,751 Happy birthday. 32 00:02:07,531 --> 00:02:10,997 We're living in an era of woke capitalism, right? 33 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:15,957 I'm Nike. I pretend to care about Black people. 34 00:02:15,959 --> 00:02:21,165 You pretend to hate capitalism and buy my trainers. 35 00:02:21,167 --> 00:02:24,916 - "Nike-ee." - Nike, but... 36 00:02:24,918 --> 00:02:27,582 So do you, like, pre-rehearse these little nuggets? 37 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:30,498 Oh, my gosh. 38 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,707 - Yeah. - What is this Blue Peter thing? 39 00:02:34,042 --> 00:02:36,290 I was gonna give it to her at work, 40 00:02:36,292 --> 00:02:37,749 but I knew people like you would judge me. 41 00:02:37,751 --> 00:02:39,916 I would judge you, but I'm trying to be 42 00:02:39,918 --> 00:02:42,081 - less egocentric now. - Right. 43 00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:43,957 Everyone, this is the last of it. 44 00:02:43,959 --> 00:02:47,165 Can I keep this for the wank bank? 45 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,832 I actually wrote a paper on the moral case for capitalism. 46 00:02:50,834 --> 00:02:53,665 That must've been short. 47 00:02:53,667 --> 00:02:55,167 No. It was 8,000 words. 48 00:02:58,292 --> 00:03:01,165 All right, birthday girl gets two. Enjoy. 49 00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:03,000 That's top tier ski wear, that is. 50 00:03:03,834 --> 00:03:05,665 How many left? 51 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:07,832 Uh... one. 52 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:09,457 This is like that scene in Notting Hill 53 00:03:09,459 --> 00:03:10,707 where they try and work out... 54 00:03:10,709 --> 00:03:12,412 What, with... With the brownies? Okay, well... 55 00:03:12,414 --> 00:03:14,790 Hey, so, I'm not trying to be a Luddite, 56 00:03:14,792 --> 00:03:16,415 and I know you'll hardly ever use it, 57 00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:19,624 but I think it's kinda nice to see the future 58 00:03:19,626 --> 00:03:21,749 in tiny little boxes. 59 00:03:21,751 --> 00:03:25,290 ♪ Ooh, I think I like her Like her, like her... ♪ 60 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,957 All my friends are getting married! 61 00:03:26,959 --> 00:03:28,624 Okay, well, yeah, there you go. 62 00:03:28,626 --> 00:03:30,290 Who can argue with that? 63 00:03:30,292 --> 00:03:32,207 I know today's hard for you. 64 00:03:32,209 --> 00:03:34,874 I know you must be thinking about your brother. 65 00:03:36,751 --> 00:03:39,290 It's personalized, so you better like it. 66 00:03:39,292 --> 00:03:42,040 - Can't return it, 'cause... - Yeah, it's yours now... 67 00:03:44,209 --> 00:03:46,248 You guys call this "seshing"? 68 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,707 Uh, yeah, It's like, um... 69 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,040 - ...a session. - Why? 70 00:03:51,042 --> 00:03:52,998 It's, like, as big a cultural touchstone 71 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,624 as, I guess, anything. 72 00:03:54,626 --> 00:03:58,165 ♪ I won't bend ♪ 73 00:04:01,292 --> 00:04:04,415 ♪ You're hurting so much... ♪ 74 00:04:04,417 --> 00:04:06,874 ...and I... I use that term in a nongendered way. 75 00:04:06,876 --> 00:04:08,998 Dude, I... I get it. Thanks. 76 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,292 Okay. Um. Enjoy the kitchen. 77 00:04:12,417 --> 00:04:13,500 I'll watch. 78 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,540 My boyfriend's filled our apartment 79 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:21,707 with these cheese plants. 80 00:04:21,709 --> 00:04:23,582 The brochure said we should name them. 81 00:04:23,584 --> 00:04:25,667 They pulled out names from a hat at his work. 82 00:04:30,918 --> 00:04:34,040 - Sorry if I'm interrupting. - Interrupting what? 83 00:04:39,334 --> 00:04:41,540 It's an IPA. 84 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,626 ♪ You feel ♪ 85 00:04:45,042 --> 00:04:48,417 ♪ No pain ♪ 86 00:04:49,459 --> 00:04:56,542 ♪ In the sweet surrender ♪ 87 00:04:57,925 --> 00:05:03,674 ♪ The light warms again ♪ 88 00:05:05,959 --> 00:05:10,123 ♪ You're hurting so much I need you to... ♪ 89 00:05:11,834 --> 00:05:13,531 Harper, I've booked us an Uber. 90 00:05:13,534 --> 00:05:15,207 Nah, we're gonna have one more. 91 00:05:15,209 --> 00:05:17,207 We've only got that student drive tomorrow. 92 00:05:17,209 --> 00:05:19,040 Are you sure, Harper? 93 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:21,123 Nothing good ever happens past 2 a.m. 94 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:23,832 Everything good happens past 2 a.m. 95 00:05:23,834 --> 00:05:26,290 This music sounds like a fucking car alarm. 96 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:28,248 Yeah, Thatcher tried to ban it, 97 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:30,207 so you're dancing on her grave. 98 00:05:30,209 --> 00:05:31,998 All right, yeah, can you come for one? 99 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,123 Yeah, okay, no, two... Yeah, two's fine. 100 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:37,207 Um, yeah, mate, same postcode. 101 00:05:37,209 --> 00:05:40,667 Can I have one K on tick? And a couple round ones? 102 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,542 Ta. Cheers. See you in a bit. 103 00:05:44,876 --> 00:05:46,375 I'm changing the music. 104 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:49,373 The tyranny of choice. 105 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:51,998 Got Gus on the desk now, which is good. 106 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,705 - So got a... got a mate. - Great. 107 00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:55,471 It's nice to be working with him, you know? 108 00:05:55,474 --> 00:05:57,873 - Is it nice? - He gets me, and, uh... 109 00:05:57,876 --> 00:05:59,832 And he looks after me, and I look after him. 110 00:05:59,834 --> 00:06:01,498 Yasmin fucking offered me a place to live, 111 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:02,832 and, like, that was really fucking cool. 112 00:06:02,834 --> 00:06:04,081 Like, she didn't have to do that. 113 00:06:04,083 --> 00:06:06,207 Is that a fucking joke, is that a joke? 114 00:06:06,209 --> 00:06:08,632 ...about myself, you know, like, about myself. Like, I can... 115 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:11,081 - Yeah. Bonjour. - What do you do at work? 116 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:12,248 - At my desk? - Mmm. 117 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:14,040 Uh, they won't let me on the phones. 118 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,498 I'm not taking it personally at the moment. 119 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:17,800 - Right. - I'm just sort of going with it. 120 00:06:17,802 --> 00:06:19,835 Have you ever had K? Ket? Ketamine? 121 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,998 It sort of makes you feel a little bit legless, a little bit wobbly. 122 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,665 I mean, you've never had any before so, like... 123 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:24,874 You get like a new perspective... 124 00:06:24,876 --> 00:06:26,415 To be honest, I literally can't see anything. 125 00:06:26,417 --> 00:06:28,749 Got to do it in style. If it's your debut, 126 00:06:28,751 --> 00:06:30,207 it's your first time... 127 00:06:30,209 --> 00:06:32,707 You look like fucking Elton John. 128 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:36,540 - We're like different people. - Who are you talking about? 129 00:06:36,542 --> 00:06:37,957 I hope you're overwhelmed. 130 00:06:37,959 --> 00:06:39,665 - Yeah, like... - I'm just saying, I'd be overwhelmed. 131 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,790 - You don't wanna talk about it! - Yeah, man, I'm just, um... 132 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:43,081 - No, not really. - I get it. 133 00:06:43,083 --> 00:06:45,040 Goldman Sachs? It's Robert Spearing. 134 00:06:45,042 --> 00:06:46,665 That's what I'm saying, bro, like... 135 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:47,832 - I mean... - Honestly? 136 00:06:47,834 --> 00:06:49,790 - Yes! - Fifty fucking thousand quid. 137 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:51,538 I'll have five cents. 138 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:54,373 I don't know, my friends are, like, cool and nice, whatever. 139 00:06:54,375 --> 00:06:56,498 - I mean, I'm just so focused... - I'm with you there. 140 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,081 - ...on work right now, like... - Me too. 141 00:07:03,167 --> 00:07:06,916 ♪ I don't eat I don't sleep ♪ 142 00:07:06,918 --> 00:07:11,500 ♪ I do nothing But think of you ♪ 143 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:16,581 ♪ I don't eat I don't sleep ♪ 144 00:07:16,584 --> 00:07:21,790 ♪ I do nothing But think of you ♪ 145 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:26,874 ♪ You keep me under your spell You keep me under your spell ♪ 146 00:07:26,876 --> 00:07:29,417 ♪ You keep me under your spell ♪ 147 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:40,542 Uh, stop. No, stop. 148 00:08:47,210 --> 00:08:48,417 - I'm sorry. - It's fine. 149 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:49,712 No, I'm sorry. 150 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:53,209 You know... 151 00:08:56,217 --> 00:08:58,258 - You can tell I want to... - It's fine. 152 00:08:59,459 --> 00:09:01,125 It's not a good idea anyway. 153 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,250 You know, it's just... 154 00:09:06,292 --> 00:09:08,081 with me and Yasmin, 155 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:12,042 with... with whatever's... happening there. 156 00:09:15,584 --> 00:09:18,417 I didn't know that anything was happening there. 157 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,100 Dad and I really hope 158 00:09:23,102 --> 00:09:25,372 you're going to make it back for Thanksgiving. 159 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:28,998 Oh, I saw on Instagram that Todd's got rid of his little ho. 160 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,332 I'm not saying reach out, but maybe reach out. 161 00:09:32,334 --> 00:09:33,665 Okay, bye. 162 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:51,205 People are missing the move. 163 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:53,415 Gregory, you smell like a brewery, mate. 164 00:09:53,417 --> 00:09:55,248 No, I think that's Robert. 165 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:57,248 Robert, you smell like a brewery, mate. 166 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:58,916 I think it's Greg. 167 00:09:58,918 --> 00:10:01,081 Harper, it's Duncan Hixe in middle office. 168 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,749 Can you call me as soon as you get this 169 00:10:02,751 --> 00:10:04,749 in order to discuss something urgent? 170 00:10:04,751 --> 00:10:06,498 The market is backstopped like... 171 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,415 Harper, you coming? 172 00:10:08,417 --> 00:10:10,290 But you can't go to the drive. 173 00:10:10,292 --> 00:10:14,040 Harper, you can't represent us like this... in this condition. 174 00:10:16,459 --> 00:10:20,373 It was a chance to represent the firm in front of Sara. 175 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:23,415 Remember, this place is bigger than one desk. 176 00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:26,916 I mean, I want to, but that's on tomorrow. 177 00:10:29,876 --> 00:10:31,209 Yeah, wing it. 178 00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:37,498 At minimum... find a replacement. 179 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,876 And please, take a shower. 180 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,998 He's so bear-ish. 181 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,790 It'll be good for your internal profile. 182 00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:50,166 They're, like, a component of the 360s they do pre-RIF day. 183 00:10:50,169 --> 00:10:51,334 What is it? 184 00:10:51,337 --> 00:10:53,971 It's like a corporate spiel for college kids. 185 00:10:54,751 --> 00:10:57,749 Yas, go. It's not like you're on the phones, 186 00:10:57,751 --> 00:11:00,626 and you're a great advert for the firm. 187 00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:02,957 Or maybe you could go, Tash? 188 00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:05,125 Actually, that would require you to speak. 189 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:11,709 I love you. I love my gift. 190 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,165 You weren't in your room this morning. 191 00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:17,292 Yeah, Rob kept me up. 192 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:22,290 Fine. But I've booked us spin. 193 00:11:22,292 --> 00:11:24,209 And I've already paid for you, so. 194 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:28,123 There's a pungent smell of wine in this area, 195 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:29,584 which hitherto was absent. 196 00:11:36,751 --> 00:11:40,000 On your bike, Yas. Sell the firm. 197 00:11:52,334 --> 00:11:55,248 Come on, Kenny. 198 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,550 This is Bloomberg Daybreak. 199 00:11:56,552 --> 00:11:58,372 I'm Alix Steel. It is 7:30 a.m. on... 200 00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:00,040 - Duncan? - Yeah? 201 00:12:00,042 --> 00:12:01,749 ...reports the worst month since 2013... 202 00:12:01,751 --> 00:12:05,040 - Harper. - Ah! The elusive Harper. 203 00:12:05,042 --> 00:12:08,707 Hi, sorry, sorry, crazy morning. How can I help? 204 00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:11,498 Forwarded you a time stamp on a mismatched trade. 205 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,916 - Allerton Capital. - What's the issue? 206 00:12:13,918 --> 00:12:16,457 There's a discrepancy on the notional. 207 00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:19,415 Graduates have done this before, so I just need to check. 208 00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:22,790 Did you buy the right currency? You booked 50 quid, 209 00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:25,876 Allerton are confirming 50 dollars. Which is it? 210 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:29,373 Sterling. Uh, quid. 211 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:32,167 Allerton's confirmation says it's a dollar amount. 212 00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:37,040 It definitely wasn't. 213 00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:38,957 Call the client. I'm sure he'll rectify. 214 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,165 It's probably their mistake. 215 00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:43,498 If it's yours, I need to know ASAP. 216 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:46,874 Do I need to tell my manager? Is this, uh, a serious issue? 217 00:12:46,876 --> 00:12:48,290 Absolutely you should. 218 00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:50,174 Not telling him is not acceptable. 219 00:12:51,174 --> 00:12:52,635 Okay. I'll... I'll fix it. 220 00:12:55,681 --> 00:12:57,471 Listen, if anyone wants me, 221 00:12:57,474 --> 00:13:00,143 fucking I.M. me. Stop ringing my line! 222 00:13:01,876 --> 00:13:04,624 No, exactly. I was just going to flag that... 223 00:13:04,626 --> 00:13:06,248 I'm not gonna hold your hand. 224 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:09,165 Contrary to popular belief, I am not God! 225 00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:11,790 A load of our economists clamoring over each other 226 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,499 to be wrong on the direction of Europe... 227 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:17,123 - Allerton Capital. - It's Harper from Pierpoint. 228 00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:19,707 Um, I was hoping to speak with Aubrey. 229 00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:22,491 - Putting you through. - Aubrey speaking. 230 00:13:22,494 --> 00:13:25,123 How is your wife coping with the sleep apnea? 231 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,998 It's less about how she's coping, 232 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,457 more about how I'm coping. 233 00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:34,415 Just checking, you got my Bloomie 234 00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:35,832 with our NFP preview? 235 00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:38,916 Yeah, I don't really read those, but appreciate the flag. 236 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:42,749 Sure. Um, while I have you, that cable ticket that we did, 237 00:13:42,751 --> 00:13:46,081 middle office is saying that you booked 50 dollars. 238 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:47,749 Well, that's because I did. 239 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,998 No, you booked 50 sterling. 240 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,332 Are we seriously having this conversation? 241 00:13:58,334 --> 00:13:59,957 We can pull the tapes on the trade 242 00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:01,123 and listen to the audio, 243 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:03,957 but it would mark a first in my 20-year career. 244 00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:05,792 Does Daria know you're calling me? 245 00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:11,916 I... I'm really sorry. This is clearly a... 246 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,940 brain fry. Um, I must have misbooked it. 247 00:14:14,943 --> 00:14:16,665 C... Could you amend it on your end? 248 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:17,957 With the rate where it is? 249 00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,667 Why would I eat that for you? I'm no philanthropist. 250 00:14:21,292 --> 00:14:22,334 Is that all? 251 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,874 Um... Aubrey, I... 252 00:14:24,876 --> 00:14:26,890 - I'm sure that we can... - No, I'm sure. 253 00:14:26,893 --> 00:14:28,749 I'm willing to lay this ridiculous request 254 00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:30,123 at the feet of your inexperience, 255 00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:32,624 but if you push me on this, it will legitimately damage 256 00:14:32,626 --> 00:14:34,332 my relationship with your superiors, 257 00:14:34,334 --> 00:14:37,584 and then you'll have a real problem. Thanks. 258 00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:43,164 Rish, where's street on the NFP print at 1:30 please? 259 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:46,998 Uh, consensus is plus 250. We're at plus 150. 260 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,918 Cassandra, you still think we're grinding to a halt? 261 00:14:53,209 --> 00:14:55,707 Strong and black, just like me. 262 00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:57,165 How late did you go last night? 263 00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:59,167 Sorry, I can't do this right now. 264 00:15:00,292 --> 00:15:01,876 - Sure. - Hey. 265 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,834 Do you have anything stronger? 266 00:15:14,459 --> 00:15:18,998 Uh, globalization of trade is... 267 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,957 How many? 268 00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:23,874 Take two and you'll feel like you're inventing Facebook. 269 00:15:57,209 --> 00:15:59,081 Duncan, client did buy 50 quid. 270 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,998 He's refusing to amend it on his end. He's lying. 271 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,624 Ah. Okay. Well, let's pull the tapes. 272 00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:06,334 All voice trading's recorded. 273 00:16:07,459 --> 00:16:10,250 Oh, yeah. Oh, I put in extraordinary... 274 00:16:10,918 --> 00:16:12,749 Is there another option? 275 00:16:12,751 --> 00:16:14,749 No. Look, he shouldn't have run you over 276 00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:16,248 just because you're young. 277 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,832 Amend the trade in the system to 50 dollars, 278 00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,123 and see what the loss is. 279 00:16:22,751 --> 00:16:24,998 ...flew them in on a helicopter. 280 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:29,998 Isn't that wild? Oh, no, no. I don't give a... 281 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,248 Okay, I imagine it's quite a hit, 282 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:35,749 but sell now and at least we've contained it. 283 00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:41,876 Harper? 284 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,709 Is it done? What does it say? 285 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,332 It says it's all squared away. 286 00:16:49,334 --> 00:16:51,582 Good. I was dreading the team meet. 287 00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:55,998 You... we... we were slow on this one. 288 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,332 When is your meet? 289 00:16:57,334 --> 00:17:00,292 1:30. Just after nonfarm payrolls. 290 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,874 Now, you're sure it's done? 291 00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:06,834 - It's done. - Good. 292 00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:16,749 See, no two days are the same, 293 00:17:16,751 --> 00:17:18,790 'cause the market is always dynamic. 294 00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,944 And here we're taught to think like owners. 295 00:17:20,947 --> 00:17:24,582 You manage to make it sound like a socialist enterprise. 296 00:17:24,584 --> 00:17:27,790 We're on a very aggressive image rehabilitation drive, 297 00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:30,375 so you might want to put your tie on. 298 00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,209 Excuse me. 299 00:17:58,250 --> 00:17:59,292 Don't ask. 300 00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:02,117 I can imagine. 301 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,959 What did you guys get up to? 302 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,125 Ah, um... 303 00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:14,248 Yeah, I really put her in the locker. 304 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:17,918 Yeah, well, now I'm having to deal with the fallout, so. 305 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,207 Photoshop. 306 00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:29,749 I doubt they've ever even been in the same room. 307 00:18:29,751 --> 00:18:31,707 Look how much they like each other. 308 00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:41,626 It feels weird to be in a position of power here. 309 00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:46,626 So, what are you gonna do with it? 310 00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:55,457 - Hi! - Hi! 311 00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:58,060 - Nice to meet you. Having a good day? Hi. - Hi. 312 00:19:17,885 --> 00:19:19,277 All I know is I fucked up 313 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,207 and the loss is at 50k right now. 314 00:19:21,209 --> 00:19:22,749 Why don't you just tell Eric? 315 00:19:22,751 --> 00:19:25,373 We have had two of the best P&L days of the year. 316 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,916 I can't just put my hands up and say that I wiped it out. 317 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:29,498 Yeah, Eric will flip, 318 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:32,498 but you risk your job if you don't come clean. 319 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,373 Why did you make me stay up all night? 320 00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:37,626 I didn't make you do anything! 321 00:19:39,751 --> 00:19:41,624 Look, you're his project. 322 00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:42,957 You're allowed to make one mistake. 323 00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:44,332 No, no, actually I'm not. 324 00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:45,665 I'm not allowed to make any mistakes. 325 00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:47,624 People like you are allowed to make mistakes. 326 00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,040 What the fuck does that mean? 327 00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:50,248 Mistakes are a privilege. 328 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:54,207 Okay, yeah, well, the loss is hypothetical. 329 00:19:54,209 --> 00:19:57,665 - In the book? It's live, right? - Yeah. So? 330 00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,123 Well, then, it's not crystallized. 331 00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:02,624 So, surely it can still swing to the upside or the downside? 332 00:20:02,626 --> 00:20:05,832 If the NFP's under 150k at 1:30 this afternoon... 333 00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:07,457 That's a fucking punt. 334 00:20:07,459 --> 00:20:09,457 No, there's less chance of a Fed rate hike, 335 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:10,473 which is bad for the dollar. 336 00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:12,749 Sterling surges against dollar, and my loss is totally offset. 337 00:20:12,751 --> 00:20:16,498 Look, just tell Eric, all right? You're not thinking properly. 338 00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:18,155 The street's looking for 250k. 339 00:20:18,158 --> 00:20:19,916 You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 340 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,624 So why don't you stick to whatever it is 341 00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:24,209 that you're good at, and I'll just... I'll be fine. 342 00:20:26,209 --> 00:20:30,373 If you wanna fucking talk about last night, talk about it. 343 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,751 Otherwise, let's just put a pin in it. 344 00:20:34,918 --> 00:20:38,375 Dude... Please. 345 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,929 I'm moving all kinds of size today. I am the flow. 346 00:20:48,932 --> 00:20:52,665 Yeah, he who talks about his conquests exaggerates them. 347 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,165 This is the first time 348 00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:55,749 I've been on the floor for the data 349 00:20:55,751 --> 00:20:58,209 since the evangelists invaded Iraq. 350 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:00,918 Normally have a lunch. 351 00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,792 Yours is incredibly antisocial. 352 00:21:05,751 --> 00:21:07,250 Things slowing down then? 353 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,665 Published on the whispers about a new bubble in tech, 354 00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:19,834 interest for Kaspar. 355 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,459 Rishi! 356 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,290 Happy to call Usman to run him through the note. 357 00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:35,707 Won't be necessary. 358 00:21:35,709 --> 00:21:38,834 Kaspar tells me he's already opened a dialogue with Robert. 359 00:21:40,459 --> 00:21:42,123 Maybe we could do dual coverage... 360 00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:43,790 Let's not overdo it, Augustus. 361 00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:46,165 Or I could just back Robert up? 362 00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:49,375 Can't imagine you want to be subordinate to him? 363 00:21:58,106 --> 00:22:00,207 If you have any questions about it, 364 00:22:00,209 --> 00:22:02,248 - just let me know. - Yeah, sure. 365 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,751 - Cheers mate, thanks. - Can I have the note? 366 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,209 What is it? Why are you ignoring me? 367 00:22:09,584 --> 00:22:11,876 Grow up. I have a girlfriend. 368 00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:21,998 I had interviews at Morgan Stanley, 369 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,767 Nomura, Barclays, and I can count on one hand 370 00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:27,040 the amount of times I was interviewed by a woman, 371 00:22:27,042 --> 00:22:29,207 until I got to Pierpoint. 372 00:22:29,209 --> 00:22:30,981 It was really important for me to see 373 00:22:30,984 --> 00:22:32,566 people like me in positions of responsibility... 374 00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:36,831 I was just curious, why are there no women on the board? 375 00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:39,624 Uh, we've actually just hired our first female president. 376 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:42,457 That's more like a figurehead. Like, what's it really like 377 00:22:42,459 --> 00:22:44,248 being a woman in this environment? 378 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,749 Not dissimilar to being a man. 379 00:22:46,751 --> 00:22:48,207 You know, there's always banter. 380 00:22:48,209 --> 00:22:50,916 "Banter" sounds like a euphemism. 381 00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:53,783 Well, you have to have a sense of humor. 382 00:22:53,786 --> 00:22:55,947 And men have been hiding behind theirs for years. 383 00:22:55,950 --> 00:22:58,040 Well, you can either stand on the sidelines and comment, 384 00:22:58,042 --> 00:23:00,790 or you could join us and try and affect change. 385 00:23:00,792 --> 00:23:03,123 I think Yasmin is very capable of navigating 386 00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:04,916 these things herself. But ultimately... 387 00:23:04,918 --> 00:23:06,957 Ultimately, you come here 388 00:23:06,959 --> 00:23:08,707 because it's one of the few workplaces 389 00:23:08,709 --> 00:23:10,457 where nobody cares where you're from. 390 00:23:10,459 --> 00:23:12,707 There are many potential role models here, 391 00:23:12,709 --> 00:23:14,751 and you could be one of them. 392 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,957 I'll have four sugars. 393 00:23:25,959 --> 00:23:29,876 Bit of a bastard behind the eyes. Hungover. 394 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,916 You haven't covered that risk. 395 00:23:32,918 --> 00:23:36,916 Your P&L on that trade is minus 50 thousand. 396 00:23:36,918 --> 00:23:38,415 You're not authorized. 397 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:42,584 I have to level with you. Um, I'm still working on the client. 398 00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:46,749 - So you lied to me? - No, you misunderstood. 399 00:23:46,751 --> 00:23:48,998 I'm just softening them up a bit. 400 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,250 Um, it's their error. I just need a little more time. 401 00:23:58,666 --> 00:24:00,539 I'm not gonna be held responsible 402 00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:02,290 for your lack of responsibility. 403 00:24:02,292 --> 00:24:05,123 I'm empowered to report this. It's literally my job. 404 00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:08,709 - I just need until 1:30 p.m. - That would be gross negligence. 405 00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:11,417 - Well, is it illegal? - No. 406 00:24:12,459 --> 00:24:15,792 - Is it unethical? - That's muddier. 407 00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:17,874 Well, so we've established 408 00:24:17,876 --> 00:24:19,207 that it's not black and white then... 409 00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:20,457 That's not the point. 410 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:24,373 Look, this is on me. You can be ignorant. 411 00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,459 - Our conversations... - They happened. 412 00:24:27,417 --> 00:24:29,415 I don't care about the electronic trail 413 00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:32,709 or the audio trail either. It's the principle. 414 00:24:35,876 --> 00:24:37,250 Let's be pragmatic. 415 00:24:38,334 --> 00:24:40,874 Having me in your debt makes sense. 416 00:24:40,876 --> 00:24:43,081 I could help you with a move to front office, 417 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:45,081 I could get you facetime with an MD, 418 00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:47,667 help you with a lateral move, whatever you need. 419 00:24:48,876 --> 00:24:50,500 You wanna get me a job? 420 00:24:52,542 --> 00:24:54,542 Do you even know how long I've worked here? 421 00:24:56,209 --> 00:24:58,582 You're the one facing disciplinary, 422 00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:01,123 but if you wanna keep insulting me, 423 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,334 I'm happy to stay here for a bit longer. 424 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,167 No? 425 00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:15,667 - Just fucking help me! - Don't... 426 00:25:17,792 --> 00:25:20,417 do that. This is a workplace. 427 00:25:21,459 --> 00:25:23,332 We're colleagues. 428 00:25:23,334 --> 00:25:25,083 I'm... I'm not getting emotional. 429 00:25:26,751 --> 00:25:28,916 I'm barely four months into my career. 430 00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:32,542 I... I'm just asking, colleague to colleague. 431 00:25:34,959 --> 00:25:36,334 Please, Duncan. 432 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,874 1:30 is the absolute limit. 433 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,334 After that, it becomes our managers' problems. 434 00:26:05,292 --> 00:26:06,417 Are we cunts? 435 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:11,498 You know what I mean, you know, like... 436 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,165 were we that cunty when we did these? 437 00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:17,373 Surely you knew we entered a career that connoted, 438 00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:18,751 you know... 439 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:20,832 cunty-ness. 440 00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:23,751 Yeah, but I didn't think that cuntishness was a prerequisite. 441 00:26:26,542 --> 00:26:29,375 I don't need you to speak for me. 442 00:26:30,876 --> 00:26:32,457 I wasn't. 443 00:26:32,459 --> 00:26:35,582 Yeah, well, in my experience, anyone that calls themselves 444 00:26:35,584 --> 00:26:38,290 a "male feminist" is usually the villain of the piece. 445 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:40,749 Yeah, well, I never made that claim. 446 00:26:40,751 --> 00:26:42,876 You know, just, it wasn't all right. 447 00:26:45,959 --> 00:26:46,959 Thanks. 448 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:57,707 We used to play this game when I was at school. 449 00:26:57,709 --> 00:27:00,874 Sports days, prize-givings, stuff like that. 450 00:27:00,876 --> 00:27:02,334 We'd rate the dads... 451 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,957 talk about which ones we'd snog. 452 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,626 Do you think they're doing that about us? 453 00:27:13,751 --> 00:27:16,209 I reckon I could fuck anyone I want in here. 454 00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:21,584 Not anyone, Robert. 455 00:27:28,959 --> 00:27:30,459 Oh shite, it's her again. 456 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,749 Lure them in young, work them to death! 457 00:27:34,918 --> 00:27:37,415 Fucking murderers! Party of Davos! 458 00:27:37,417 --> 00:27:39,081 Security! 459 00:27:41,876 --> 00:27:43,916 She just went charging in! 460 00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:47,415 Don't... don't move. We can't miss the flow. 461 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:50,582 Save me, Rishi, save me! 462 00:27:50,584 --> 00:27:52,749 Eric, don't make my job tougher. 463 00:27:52,751 --> 00:27:54,624 We... We'll continue this on the move. 464 00:27:54,626 --> 00:27:57,498 The ways people degrade themselves to get a promotion. 465 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:58,665 All right, come on. 466 00:27:58,667 --> 00:28:02,624 Harper, no client is worth being burned alive. 467 00:28:04,584 --> 00:28:06,626 Get. Come on. 468 00:28:36,209 --> 00:28:38,000 - Excuse me, sorry. - Hey! 469 00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:44,707 Mate, glad I'm not running position into this print. 470 00:28:44,709 --> 00:28:47,165 Harpsichord, anything granular to watch? 471 00:28:47,167 --> 00:28:49,000 Uh... employment rate. 472 00:28:49,834 --> 00:28:50,876 No shit. 473 00:28:52,417 --> 00:28:54,540 Sorry. I'm looking at wage growth too. 474 00:28:57,918 --> 00:28:58,998 What? 475 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,916 I've just spoken to Aubrey at Allerton. 476 00:29:00,918 --> 00:29:02,332 Why did you lie to me? 477 00:29:02,334 --> 00:29:04,332 You're middle office. You shouldn't be calling clients. 478 00:29:04,334 --> 00:29:05,498 You made a mistake. 479 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,417 So what the fuck do you think you're doing? 480 00:29:08,468 --> 00:29:10,582 Fifteen seconds to the print. It's gonna be soft. 481 00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:11,710 Then we're clear. 482 00:29:11,713 --> 00:29:13,832 No, Harper. You can't trade your way out of this! 483 00:29:13,834 --> 00:29:15,856 That is unacceptable. It's reckless. 484 00:29:15,859 --> 00:29:17,582 This is where we are now. 485 00:29:17,584 --> 00:29:19,332 - Harper! - Just wait. 486 00:29:19,334 --> 00:29:21,000 The announcement's coming in five. 487 00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:27,998 Big miss on the number. 488 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,749 Plus 120 versus street at plus 250. 489 00:29:31,751 --> 00:29:33,582 What did I say? 490 00:29:33,584 --> 00:29:34,749 Told you. 491 00:29:34,751 --> 00:29:37,207 Okay. Pull up the trade input loss sheet. 492 00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:39,709 I shouldn't be doing this. 493 00:29:40,334 --> 00:29:41,415 It's already done. 494 00:29:41,417 --> 00:29:43,123 Execute anywhere within ten grand, 495 00:29:43,125 --> 00:29:45,707 and you might get away with this. 496 00:29:45,709 --> 00:29:46,832 This move's one-way traffic. 497 00:29:46,834 --> 00:29:48,165 The print is soft. I'm running it. 498 00:29:48,167 --> 00:29:50,207 Harper. Don't fuck around. 499 00:29:50,209 --> 00:29:51,876 Cover that risk now. 500 00:29:55,430 --> 00:29:56,469 Harper! 501 00:29:56,472 --> 00:29:58,582 There's a reason I'm sat here. Bear with me. 502 00:30:12,959 --> 00:30:17,081 Ivor's buying dollars. It's fucking Ivor, man! 503 00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:18,250 Storb now too! 504 00:30:18,751 --> 00:30:20,916 First move's always wrong. 505 00:30:23,876 --> 00:30:26,129 Fucking hell, Eric, Ivor is lighting us up, mate. 506 00:30:26,132 --> 00:30:27,204 Of course he is. He trades with me. 507 00:30:27,206 --> 00:30:29,415 Harper, I am gonna come over your hoot and broadcast this 508 00:30:29,417 --> 00:30:31,582 if you do not execute at this level now. 509 00:30:31,584 --> 00:30:32,834 It'll come back. 510 00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:38,460 - Fucking punch it! - Fucking wait! 511 00:30:39,751 --> 00:30:42,250 I'm not messing around! 512 00:30:43,950 --> 00:30:46,575 - All good? - Absolutely. Of course. 513 00:31:11,709 --> 00:31:14,957 Where are you gonna find 140,000 dollars 514 00:31:14,959 --> 00:31:16,375 before the close? 515 00:31:20,209 --> 00:31:21,499 Harper! 516 00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:27,542 Harper! Come collect your winnings. 517 00:31:28,042 --> 00:31:29,248 You won! 518 00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:31,626 Won what? 519 00:31:33,459 --> 00:31:36,876 Traders payroll sweepstake at 250 big ones. 520 00:31:37,876 --> 00:31:39,167 Lucky bitch. 521 00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:43,498 I entered your prediction for you. You owe me a pint. 522 00:31:47,834 --> 00:31:50,332 Greg, you've done something selfless there. 523 00:31:50,334 --> 00:31:51,832 Somebody should make a note, no? 524 00:31:51,834 --> 00:31:53,498 Yeah, I'll tell my blog. 525 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:56,081 Probably leave it out as it's so out of character. 526 00:32:04,299 --> 00:32:05,925 Hi. Hi. It's Harper. 527 00:32:07,416 --> 00:32:10,873 Can I run something by you in person... in person... 528 00:32:10,876 --> 00:32:12,624 It has to be in person, um, 529 00:32:12,626 --> 00:32:15,626 it needs to be pre 4:30, before the close. 530 00:32:26,918 --> 00:32:28,167 Are you okay? 531 00:32:38,584 --> 00:32:40,542 I've never had anyone hate me before. 532 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,042 I need to have a shower. 533 00:33:32,008 --> 00:33:33,842 Do you fancy a bevvy after work? 534 00:33:43,584 --> 00:33:45,292 I have plans with Seb. 535 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,959 You didn't fuck anyone, did you? 536 00:33:58,167 --> 00:34:00,957 So there are gonna be some very, very happy MDs 537 00:34:00,959 --> 00:34:03,123 and some pretty miserable ones. 538 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:06,040 I think a ton of people got whiplashed on this NFP print. 539 00:34:06,042 --> 00:34:08,707 Do you think the payroll data considers Instagram models? 540 00:34:10,375 --> 00:34:14,207 Fuck! I've got another engagement drinks tonight. 541 00:34:14,209 --> 00:34:16,290 Hopefully if I go, they won't invite me to the wedding. 542 00:34:16,292 --> 00:34:19,207 Yes, there are few things more common than a wedding. 543 00:34:19,209 --> 00:34:20,373 Like what? 544 00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:24,624 Richard Branson. Skiing in France. Airline pajamas. 545 00:34:26,167 --> 00:34:27,916 What's wrong with marriage? 546 00:34:27,918 --> 00:34:29,998 Please tell me you're wiser than that. 547 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:34,415 Well, it's legal now. So it's an option. 548 00:34:40,541 --> 00:34:43,748 You must be thinking about doing the honorable thing soon, Theo? 549 00:34:43,751 --> 00:34:48,373 Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's no rush. But... 550 00:34:48,375 --> 00:34:50,665 I love her, so I guess it's inevitable. 551 00:34:50,667 --> 00:34:55,081 You're far too young. Went to Jaspar Conran's wedding. 552 00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:57,832 - Suffice to say it was a party. - Did you actually go, though? 553 00:34:57,834 --> 00:35:00,667 Or is that just another part of your life you're lying about? 554 00:35:06,751 --> 00:35:09,540 No time like the present. Yeah. 555 00:35:21,876 --> 00:35:23,957 You ever speak to me like that again, 556 00:35:23,959 --> 00:35:26,292 I'll put you in the fucking ground. 557 00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:30,751 Sorry. 558 00:35:35,417 --> 00:35:38,332 Rishi, Pierpoint... 559 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:06,500 Look both ways, you twat! 560 00:36:06,959 --> 00:36:08,123 Hail. 561 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,874 - Hail. - Hail. 562 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:12,165 I cry your worships' mercy. 563 00:36:12,167 --> 00:36:14,582 I shall desire you of more acquaintance, 564 00:36:14,584 --> 00:36:15,874 good Master Cobweb. 565 00:36:15,876 --> 00:36:19,081 If I cut my finger, I shall make bold with you. 566 00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:20,916 Your name, honest gentleman? 567 00:36:20,918 --> 00:36:22,332 Peaseblossom. 568 00:36:22,334 --> 00:36:26,248 I pray you, commend me to Mistress Squash, your mother, 569 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:28,373 and Master Peascod, your father. 570 00:36:28,375 --> 00:36:29,498 Come on. 571 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:32,707 I shall desire you of more acquaintance too, 572 00:36:32,709 --> 00:36:34,457 Good Master Peaseblossom. 573 00:36:34,459 --> 00:36:37,294 Your name, I beseech you, sir? 574 00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:39,207 - Mustardseed. - Which one's your niece? 575 00:36:39,209 --> 00:36:43,123 Good Master Mustardseed, I know your patience well. 576 00:36:43,125 --> 00:36:45,957 That same cowardly, giant-like... 577 00:36:45,959 --> 00:36:48,042 Thanks for taking the time to see me. 578 00:36:49,792 --> 00:36:51,165 I promise your kindred... 579 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:54,125 Every child on that stage is doomed. 580 00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:59,540 I wish my sister wasn't too proud to take my money and... 581 00:36:59,542 --> 00:37:01,709 drag her out of this shithole. 582 00:37:02,417 --> 00:37:03,540 It seems fine. 583 00:37:03,542 --> 00:37:05,292 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine. 584 00:37:06,584 --> 00:37:08,707 Did me all right, didn't it? 585 00:37:08,709 --> 00:37:10,957 But then I'm not everybody, am I? 586 00:37:13,584 --> 00:37:17,165 Some Labour MP sent his kids here for "credibility," 587 00:37:17,167 --> 00:37:20,167 ended up hanging himself with an orange in his mouth. 588 00:37:22,667 --> 00:37:24,998 Or was that Michael Hutchence? 589 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,373 ...that, when he waked, of force she must be eyed. 590 00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:30,457 I have a really... 591 00:37:30,459 --> 00:37:33,081 commercial idea I needed to put in front of you 592 00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:34,375 - pre the close... - Shh. 593 00:37:35,375 --> 00:37:37,250 ...but not this the man. 594 00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:42,624 The NFP turnaround is pure positioning. 595 00:37:42,626 --> 00:37:46,373 We have a really competitive short dollar yen option. 596 00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:48,209 I've priced it especially for you. 597 00:37:48,714 --> 00:37:49,916 The rate is locked, 598 00:37:49,918 --> 00:37:51,749 but you'll need to execute pre-close. 599 00:37:51,751 --> 00:37:53,665 ...being o'er shoes in blood... 600 00:37:53,667 --> 00:37:55,123 plunge in the deep... 601 00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:57,832 ...and kill me too. 602 00:37:57,834 --> 00:38:01,373 The sun was not so true unto the day... 603 00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:05,665 I once had a Lehman saleswoman follow me into the toilet 604 00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:07,417 and try and flog me some MBS. 605 00:38:09,876 --> 00:38:13,207 I'll believe as soon this whole Earth may be bored... 606 00:38:13,209 --> 00:38:17,665 So it's a vanilla currency option that will lose me money. 607 00:38:17,667 --> 00:38:19,790 So either you think I'm stupid, or you're stupid. 608 00:38:19,792 --> 00:38:22,332 And I know you're not stupid. 609 00:38:25,542 --> 00:38:28,334 The only real currency you ever have 610 00:38:29,125 --> 00:38:32,707 as a salesperson is honesty. 611 00:38:32,709 --> 00:38:35,665 ...a murderer look, so dead, so grim. 612 00:38:35,667 --> 00:38:38,207 So are you going to tell me why you're really here? 613 00:38:38,209 --> 00:38:40,790 ...and so should I, pierced through the heart 614 00:38:40,792 --> 00:38:43,165 - with your stern cruelty. - I made a mistake. 615 00:38:43,167 --> 00:38:45,081 Yet you, the murderer... 616 00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:49,248 I misbooked something, and made it worse. 617 00:38:49,250 --> 00:38:51,031 - Have you told your boss? - No. 618 00:38:51,034 --> 00:38:52,832 Well, tell your boss. It's the only option. 619 00:38:52,834 --> 00:38:54,874 Shut the fuck up! 620 00:38:54,876 --> 00:38:59,040 What's this to my Lysander? 621 00:38:59,042 --> 00:39:01,751 Where is he? Ah, good Demetrius... 622 00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:04,290 I thought... 623 00:39:04,292 --> 00:39:09,876 with your normal receptiveness to my thinking... 624 00:39:11,792 --> 00:39:15,834 I had rather give his carcass to my hounds. 625 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,790 What are you doing here, Harper? 626 00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:22,248 ...drivest me past the bounds of maiden's... 627 00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:26,373 Clear your head, take a second, come clean. 628 00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:28,457 Henceforth be never... 629 00:39:28,459 --> 00:39:32,207 Whatever the consequences, you'll feel relief. 630 00:39:32,209 --> 00:39:35,081 Oh, once tell true, tell true even for my sake. 631 00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:38,916 And I'm willing to forget about this little intrusion. 632 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:41,459 ...looked upon him being awake... 633 00:39:42,459 --> 00:39:45,081 Don't ever put a price on your dignity. 634 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:49,582 ...thou killed him sleeping? O brave touch. 635 00:39:49,584 --> 00:39:52,707 Could not a worm, an adder, do so much? 636 00:39:55,709 --> 00:39:57,707 Lead him to my bower. 637 00:39:57,709 --> 00:40:01,123 The moon methinks looks with a watery eye, 638 00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:03,665 and when she weeps, weeps every little flower. 639 00:40:07,334 --> 00:40:09,998 You always put so much pressure on yourself. 640 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,417 You know how you get. 641 00:40:14,792 --> 00:40:16,874 Mom, you don't understand. 642 00:40:16,876 --> 00:40:20,751 No matter what I do now, they're going to fire me. 643 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,665 Uh... I don't know about that. 644 00:40:25,667 --> 00:40:28,832 I'm so fucking stupid. 645 00:40:28,834 --> 00:40:31,749 I don't know why I thought I could do this. 646 00:40:31,751 --> 00:40:33,626 Harper? 647 00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:35,415 Harper! 648 00:40:44,334 --> 00:40:46,709 I really don't know what you want me to say. 649 00:40:52,375 --> 00:40:54,373 Uh, tell you what, 650 00:40:54,375 --> 00:40:55,584 can I get another? 651 00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:07,790 Seb, this is Robert, he's a colleague. 652 00:41:07,792 --> 00:41:09,498 I've heard a lot about you. You all right? 653 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:11,123 Hey, man. I didn't think 654 00:41:11,125 --> 00:41:13,876 - Yas spoke about me at work. - Oh, she does. 655 00:41:15,417 --> 00:41:16,874 Sit down, man. 656 00:41:16,876 --> 00:41:18,709 Ah, no, it's all right, don't worry. 657 00:41:19,792 --> 00:41:22,125 You got, um... You got some shit in your hair. 658 00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:25,582 Oh yeah, um... It's just paint. 659 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:29,248 Yeah, no, I didn't mean you had actual, like... 660 00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:31,540 you know, actual feces in your hair. 661 00:41:34,584 --> 00:41:37,040 Do you want, uh... do you want a pint? 662 00:41:37,042 --> 00:41:41,916 Um... No, I'm all right. Actually, um, I can get my own. 663 00:41:41,918 --> 00:41:44,375 - Uh, nice one. - I'll get myself one. 664 00:42:06,042 --> 00:42:08,125 I hooked up with one of the students. 665 00:42:09,167 --> 00:42:10,500 - When? - Just now. 666 00:42:11,876 --> 00:42:13,209 What happened? 667 00:42:14,834 --> 00:42:16,083 He went down on me. 668 00:42:18,292 --> 00:42:20,250 And when I came in his mouth... 669 00:42:21,709 --> 00:42:22,751 hard... 670 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:26,167 he looked up at me and he said... 671 00:42:28,042 --> 00:42:30,000 "You taste like a hangover." 672 00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:36,998 That is the least convincing thing 673 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,542 I've ever heard in my life. 674 00:42:40,876 --> 00:42:41,918 Hmm. 675 00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:55,542 I'm gonna take these off and slip them into your pocket. 676 00:42:57,334 --> 00:43:00,667 You're going to put them on your face and send me a photo. 677 00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:04,000 Because that's all you're good for. 678 00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:06,751 Okay? 679 00:43:28,709 --> 00:43:30,004 What the fuck. 680 00:43:38,542 --> 00:43:40,500 ♪ I got s-s-stammers And no manners... ♪ 681 00:43:41,042 --> 00:43:42,250 All right? 682 00:43:44,625 --> 00:43:45,873 ♪ Oceanic cinematic ♪ 683 00:43:45,876 --> 00:43:48,500 ♪ I reach out For something bigger than free ♪ 684 00:43:50,334 --> 00:43:51,749 ♪ You lick it and you stick it ♪ 685 00:43:51,751 --> 00:43:53,790 ♪ And it's kinda like the taste Of everything ♪ 686 00:43:53,792 --> 00:43:55,957 Isn't that your best mate from the prospectus? 687 00:43:55,959 --> 00:43:58,248 ♪ Emaciated, kinda wasted Can't remember... ♪ 688 00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:02,540 I've never met her. 689 00:44:02,542 --> 00:44:03,707 ♪ Somewhere in Tucson ♪ 690 00:44:03,709 --> 00:44:05,707 ♪ I watched for one or two songs Then I left ♪ 691 00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:07,373 Enjoy your evening. 692 00:44:07,375 --> 00:44:09,165 ♪ I give two cents And a dollar ♪ 693 00:44:09,167 --> 00:44:11,364 ♪ For all the paranoia I forget ♪ 694 00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:14,916 ♪ Well boredom is a killer ♪ 695 00:44:14,918 --> 00:44:17,292 ♪ For me the sealer dealer Now you're dead ♪ 696 00:44:19,042 --> 00:44:20,459 ♪ You paid your debt ♪ 697 00:44:21,586 --> 00:44:22,911 ♪ You're playing dead ♪ 698 00:44:22,914 --> 00:44:25,040 Doors opening. 699 00:44:27,792 --> 00:44:30,248 Doors closing. 700 00:44:32,710 --> 00:44:35,752 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll meet you straight after. 701 00:44:43,292 --> 00:44:46,125 Can we talk... somewhere private? 702 00:45:00,584 --> 00:45:02,417 You've been so fair to me. 703 00:45:04,459 --> 00:45:06,498 And the opportunities that you've given me... 704 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:09,751 If I wanted a story, I'd read Moby Dick. What's up? 705 00:45:13,959 --> 00:45:15,542 I misbooked a trade. 706 00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:18,500 How much? 707 00:45:21,334 --> 00:45:23,167 Hundred and forty thousand dollars. 708 00:45:34,667 --> 00:45:36,709 I called your college today. 709 00:45:37,876 --> 00:45:41,751 We needed a hard copy of your credentials for the visa. 710 00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:44,626 So I called them. 711 00:45:49,042 --> 00:45:52,081 You realize this makes you the most under-qualified 712 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,542 person I've ever hired? 713 00:45:58,584 --> 00:46:02,250 When I was a summer analyst at Salomon, 714 00:46:02,876 --> 00:46:04,083 my boss... 715 00:46:05,459 --> 00:46:07,332 looked like Newman from Seinfeld. 716 00:46:07,334 --> 00:46:11,834 But... like Newman if he was a linebacker. 717 00:46:12,918 --> 00:46:14,167 He once said to me... 718 00:46:16,709 --> 00:46:17,832 "I used to think 719 00:46:17,834 --> 00:46:20,123 if there was such a thing as reincarnation, 720 00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:25,000 I wanted to come back as the president or pope... 721 00:46:25,876 --> 00:46:28,874 or a.400 baseball hitter. 722 00:46:28,876 --> 00:46:32,876 But now... I want to come back as the bond market. 723 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:38,626 Because it intimidates everybody." 724 00:46:42,918 --> 00:46:44,500 People like us... 725 00:46:45,125 --> 00:46:46,500 born at the bottom. 726 00:46:47,626 --> 00:46:50,790 Where would you put our percentage chance 727 00:46:50,792 --> 00:46:53,459 of ever making that top quintile? 728 00:46:57,209 --> 00:46:58,751 It's about three percent. 729 00:47:00,584 --> 00:47:05,459 That's intimidating. We intimidate people here. 730 00:47:07,169 --> 00:47:08,313 Why is that? 731 00:47:08,316 --> 00:47:11,982 Because hunger is not a birthright. 732 00:47:14,375 --> 00:47:17,334 Your qualifications don't have to be a problem for you. 733 00:47:18,542 --> 00:47:21,457 Because they don't have to be problem for me. 734 00:47:21,459 --> 00:47:23,292 You understand what I'm saying? 735 00:47:30,083 --> 00:47:31,584 What was the final P&L? 736 00:47:34,375 --> 00:47:35,626 Two hundred k. 737 00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:40,957 No, no. It was a 140k loss. 738 00:47:40,959 --> 00:47:44,123 Profit, 200k profit. 739 00:47:44,125 --> 00:47:46,334 I executed for you pre-close. 740 00:47:47,792 --> 00:47:50,042 Nicole at Mallon Mercer. 741 00:47:52,959 --> 00:47:54,751 It's a hell of a spread she ate. 742 00:47:56,209 --> 00:47:57,459 What did you do? 743 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:02,248 I went to watch her niece perform Shakespeare. 744 00:48:08,167 --> 00:48:12,081 You... You just coined jargon for good client service. 745 00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:20,599 I would have never known. 746 00:48:24,709 --> 00:48:26,624 But there are generally two times to tell me 747 00:48:26,626 --> 00:48:29,332 when you've fucked up. The moment it's fucked, 748 00:48:29,334 --> 00:48:31,664 or the moment it's un-fucked. Clear? 749 00:48:31,667 --> 00:48:33,332 Clear. 750 00:48:33,334 --> 00:48:35,582 That was the thing with Newman. 751 00:48:35,584 --> 00:48:38,209 He knew from day one he could trust me. 752 00:48:39,124 --> 00:48:41,915 So I trusted him. 753 00:48:41,918 --> 00:48:44,250 He wasn't big on compliments, but... 754 00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:47,167 I heard him compliment me once. 755 00:48:48,125 --> 00:48:49,626 What did he say? 756 00:48:52,334 --> 00:48:54,792 "That little chink's a born salesman." 56583

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