All language subtitles for Home Improvement -Season 8- E7

Welcome back
to Tool Time on location.

We're here in Melvindale.

That's right, Heidi.
We're doing a special renovation

- on the home of Marcy Miller. Say hi.
- Hello.

Marcy's recently taken up one
of America's fastest-growing hobbies,

collecting fine wine.

Now, for most of us,
the collection of fine wines

has been associated
with rich, snooty people.

Lovey, don't waste
the Bordeaux on Gilligan.

But not anymore.
Lots of people are collecting wine.

And to help Marcy out,

we're converting her whole butler's
pantry into a wine locker.

Now, our first step is to take out
the old cabinets and shelves here.

Whoa, whoa! Wait a minute.

The first step is to get rid
of the old butler. Excuse me.

Jeeves, walk yourself to the curb,
but leave the silver here. Bye-bye.

You nut.

Okay, we've finished gutting our room,

now it's time
to create a moisture barrier.

This allows us to control the climate
regardless of outside conditions.

To start, we've covered our walls
with 3-mil plastic sheeting.

Shields moisture out,
locks freshness in.

Okay, the guys have just finished
installing our climate-control system.

This is a combination
refrigerator/humidifier,

which will allow Marcy to keep the room
at 55 degrees with 65% humidity.

And a 10% chance of showers.

Well, we've put in our redwood racks.

Now, if you're on a limited budget,

you can substitute PVC pipe
for the redwood.

There's Marcy right now. Marcy, what
do you think of your new wine room?

Oh, it looks terrific.
But these shelves are so tall.

- Are you sure they won't tip over?
- Not a chance.

I fastened these to the walls and floors
with seven-inch bolts myself.

Added some extra weight here
for stability.

Good thinking, Tim.

Well, I love it.
And to commemorate the occasion,

I'm going to add this rare
'56 Mouton Rothschild.

Okay. Now,
because of the added weight,

we've also taken the precaution
of reinforcing the floor.

- We did?
- Didn't we?

I didn't. Did you?

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Sounds great, Scott.

I can't thank you enough
for re-jetting the carburetor for me.

Hey, no problem. No problem.
Now, what should I do

with all these leftover parts?

Oh, no!

I'm just kidding you, buddy.
Just kidding you.

You really know your stuff.

I'm really happy
Heidi married a car guy.

Well, she said
you'd have fired her if she didn't.

I really like your wife. She's a great gal.

Yeah. I'm a lucky guy, too.

Just in time.
Mark's doing a video on the family.

Scott and I just finished
re-jetting the carburetor on the Nomad.

Well, actually, Scott did it. I watched.
Anyway, we're all finished.

Week three. Dad claims
he's finished with the Nomad.

The delusion continues.

Oh, ye of little faith.
Okay, let me put it this way.

The Nomad is done, finished. Finito!

Unless we slap a blower on her.

This thing would run like a scalded cat!

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

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There's room for a blower
right over here.

Put nitrous on those, you'd get
about 200 extra horses out of this.

Sweetheart, we should get going.

He just got here.
Can't he stay for the test drive?

No, and he can't sleep over, either.

Heidi and I are having
our own slumber party.

A slumber party?

Yeah. They finally got a night to
themselves. Her mom's got the baby.

And I got my baby.

Hey, hey, hey! We're in a garage.

Any and all affection must be directed
towards the car.

You know, Tim and I were talking about

the four of us
doing something together.

That would be great. I haven't had any
time for fun lately. What should we do?

Why don't we go to dinner?

Oh, that sounds fun,

but we were thinking
about a wrestling match.

We'd kill you.

Channel 8 gave us
sportswriters free tickets.

That's right. To see Screaming Steve
Sanchez versus The Exterminator.

Channel 8's tickets are so close, you'd
be wiping sweat off your foreheads.

I got it. I got it. We'll go out to dinner,

and you two can
wrestle over the check.

So, Wendy,
why don't you tell me a little

about why you decided
to start therapy?

Well, work is going great.

And I am in love with the most
wonderful man in the world.

I can see how that would be a problem
for some women.

No. The problem is he's married.

I'm sorry.

- How did all of this get started?
- We used to work together.

But we always had this great
mental chemistry.

Do you know what it's like when you
and a man that you are crazy about

are on the same
intellectual wavelength?

No. But go on.

Well, one night last spring,

I was at the TV station
where I used to work, Channel 8,

and Scott and I
were both stuck there late,

writing extra sports columns...

Hold on a second. Did you say Scott?

Yeah, Scott. Well, anyway,
it was late, and we got hungry...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just...

I wanna make sure
that I heard you correctly.

You did say Channel 8, the TV station?

Yeah, the TV station.

Anyway, it was...

The only reason I ask
is that sometimes,

if a patient's under stress, they'll
get their facts confused, you know?

Like they might say TV station
when really what they mean is

a train station or a bus station.

Are you under stress?

No! No, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. Go on.

Anyway, it was late,
and Scott and I were really hungry,

so we ended up going out
for dinner and drinks and...

Then, the next thing you know...

You slept together.

Yeah. Well, he was a little hesitant,
but I just could not stop myself.

I mean, he is so sweet
and so gorgeous.

And he has just got the greatest hair,
I mean...

Yeah, blond, big shoulders,
and that whole... I'm just guessing.

Well, anyway, we had
a great time together and...

Look what he surprised me with.

An owl?

Well, do you think there's
any significance to the owl?

Well, perhaps in his mind, it represents

a clandestine relationship taking place
under the cover of darkness.

Or he just likes hooters.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

You're going to have to assign another
therapist to Wendy Reynolds' case.

Conflict of interest.

This affair affects somebody
that my husband works with.

Yeah.

Thank you. I really appreciate it,
Doctor Gerringer.

What affair?

I can't talk about it.

Come on. Some affair at work?
Let me guess. Let me guess.

It's Al, isn't it? Huh?

It's a classic case, psychologically.

He's way too close to his mom.

His house is too tidy.
He's gay, isn't he?

It's not Al.

Don't ask me any more questions.

It violates my doctor/patient
confidentiality.

I respect that, too.

It's Marv, the camera guy, right?

It's not Marv, and the subject is closed.

- Milton!
- Milton doesn't go in

for that sort of thing!

It's not me, is it?

Heidi!

She's cheating on Scott.

The guy just rebuilt my carburetor,
for God's sake!

It's not Heidi.
Heidi would never do anything like that.

Heidi wouldn't do anything like that?

Oh, and you're suggesting Scott
would do something like that?

Oh, you know, it's always the man!

You women get up on your
high moral horse, you know?

This guy would not do anything
like that! He's a car guy!

This car guy did do that.

I don't believe it. He's a Chevy guy.

He's parking his Chevy
in another garage.

- I don't believe it.
- Tim...

Look, this new patient

came into my office today and told me
that she was having an affair

with a good-looking,
married sportswriter named Scott

who works at Channel 8.

"Good-looking, married sportswriter,
named Scott who works at Channel 8."

And you naturally assume it's the same
good-looking, married sportswriter

that works at Channel 8,
named Scott, who's married to Heidi?

Tim, it's the same Scott!

He wined her, he dined her and then
he surprised her with a wooden owl.

I've never heard it called that before.

It's a pin. He bought her jewelry.

Oh.

You can't listen to this woman.

I mean, she's in for therapy.
Obviously, she's a little off-kilter.

Probably desperate.

I mean, why else would
she be going to a student therapist

when she could get a real one?

Because there's a lot of damn
good ones out there, right? Yeah!

What if the affair is still going on?
What are we going to do about Heidi?

Nothing! It's not the same Scott!

How do you know?
How can you be so sure?

Honey, listen to me.

When you work on a car with a guy,
you get to know him.

You share secrets. I would have known.

Tim, I know you like to think
the best of your car guys,

but I'm absolutely certain it's him.

- You gotta talk to Heidi.
- I'm not talking to Heidi.

- You can't talk to Heidi.
- I can't talk to Heidi.

- It'll hurt her. You gotta talk to Scott.
- I'm not talking to Scott.

- No, you can't talk to Scott.
- I can't, no.

And it violates my doctor/patient
confidentiality with Wendy.

- There's one more thing.
- What?

It's not the same Scott.

- You're in denial!
- I am not.

- Are, too!
- Are not!

- Are, too!
- Are not!

Are, too!

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please consult a licensed counselor.

I'm so glad we're finally able
to get together.

This is fun. Not big, greasy men
body-slamming each other.

We'll save that for our anniversary.

Isn't there supposed to be a celery
stalk or pickle in the Bloody Marys?

Sometimes in life,
we do not get everything we want.

You know, we've been coming
to this restaurant for 10 years.

When are we going to get
something other than the attitude?

When you go to another restaurant.

You know, guys, we should order soon

'cause I gotta get back
to the station by 10:00.

- Are you working late again tonight?
- Yeah.

Yeah.

A lot of guys named Scott work late.

Well, I'm interviewing that wrestler,
The Exterminator.

I'd like to know if he really has
a metal plate in his head.

Just take a magnet with you.

Will you guys stop talking about work?

Let's just enjoy this time
while we have it, shall we?

Look at Heidi's chest.

Okay, you just noticed?

The pin.

- My pin? Do you like it?
- Yes.

This was a gift from Scott. I love it.

You know what? I'm gonna go call
the sitter and check on Amy.

- I'll be right back.
- Okay. Okay.

Let's see...
Well, the specials look good.

See? I told you it was the same Scott!

What are you hitting me for?
Scott's the one cheating on his wife.

What'd you say?

We're just talking about the pin. What,
do you buy those things by the gross?

Tim?

When you want to go back to work,

do you mean you're going back
to work on Wendy?

Will you shut up?

- What are you talking about?
- That was confidential information.

What'd you tell me
in the first place for?

I was upset for Heidi.
I needed somebody to talk to about it.

I didn't know that you would
blurt it all out.

Once again, you underestimate me.

So you guys know about Wendy.
I don't know what to say.

Well, I bet you know what to say when
you're working on Wendy's float bowls.

Wendy? Wendy Reynolds.

Scott, what's going on
with you and Wendy?

I'm guessing he's stuffing the cannoli.

I'll give you two more minutes
to decide.

You slept with Wendy Reynolds.

It was months ago

before she left the station,
when you and I were separated.

Scott, we were separated three weeks!

I didn't know what I was doing.
I was lonely. I was miserable.

I was lonely. I was miserable.
But do I jump in the sack with Tim?

The veal looks good.

Yeah, you know, when I was younger,
I used to call that "veal parma-gain-ia."

Heidi, it was the biggest mistake
of my life.

And I'm really, really sorry.

I thought we had an open
and honest relationship.

And now I'm finding out this whole
thing has been just a big lie.

It's not a lie.

Guys, I think we should leave.
Here's some money for the drinks.

I made a mistake.

Honey, that's way too much.
We just had two drinks.

- Tim!
- I love you so much!

- Hold on a minute.
- I don't believe you!

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

- Do you have change for a $20?
- Tim!

I'm sorry that we have to leave.

I hope you found the free dinner rolls
to your satisfaction.

Actually, they were a tad yeasty.

- Got it.
- Me, too.

Hey, what do you think you're doing?

Doing a little sequence
on disgusting family habits.

Oh, really?
Why don't you come upstairs?

I'll show you what I can do with a Q-tip.

I feel so terrible.

So do I. I spent 20 bucks on two drinks.

I'm talking about Scott and Heidi.

I thought we agreed not to say
anything about this!

I snapped. I just can't believe
he'd do that to my good friend Heidi.

Oh, I know. I'm sorry.

It's not your fault. It's totally my fault.

I should've known if I told you,

you wouldn't be able to keep
your big yap shut.

How come when it's your fault,
it winds up being my fault?

No, no, no. I should never have
betrayed my patient's confidence.

What I did...

I disgraced the entire
psychology profession.

You think you got it bad?
Because of what Scott did,

it's a dark day for all Chevy guys.

Wilson, what smells so good?

Well, I'm making cider for
the Hamtramck Apple Festival.

It's my second try.

You know,
it's amazing how one bad apple

can spoil the whole bunch.

Tell me about it.

I just single-handedly destroyed
the whole psychology profession.

Well, that's
very impressive for a student.

Can you imagine the damage you can
do when you actually get a license?

- I don't know that I deserve one.
- What?

I had a patient come in and tell me
that she'd had an affair

with Heidi's husband.

Heidi found out about it because
I broke confidentiality and told Tim.

Now you're telling me.

Oh, my God! I did it again.
I can't believe it!

I'm completely hopeless.

You know, I'm just lucky that my
supervisor never found out what I did.

Well, you are right because
she could've lost her license,

and you could've been kicked out
of the master's program.

- Really?
- Oh, really.

Also, the school could've been sued,
and you might've been written about

in textbooks
for future generations to study.

Wilson, you're not making me
feel any better.

Well, excuse me!

Why do I always have to be
Santa's little helper?

Well, I mean, I have wants.
I have needs. I have issues.

But does anyone ever come
to the fence and say,

"Wilson, do you have a problem?"
I mean, no! It's just "Me, me, me, me!"

Wilson, of course you're right.
I'm so sorry.

Well, I'm sorry, neighborette,

but, I guess, even I sometimes need
somebody to open up to.

Well, you can open up to me any time.

Of course,
I don't know why you'd want to.

Jill, if I wasn't comfortable
talking to you,

I couldn't have snapped the way I did.

- Really?
- Really.

You know, you're a very good listener.

I think you'll make a very fine therapist.

Thank you, Wilson.

I still feel bad about Heidi, though.

Well, why don't you take her a peace
offering of some nice apple cider?

This is a secret family recipe.

- It smells so good. What's in it?
- Yeah, like I'd tell you.

Would you grab that please, Brad?

If it's Scott, tell him
I don't want to talk to him.

You want me to tell him
you're washing your hair again?

Just tell him I'm working on my car
with somebody else.

Hello? Hey, Scott. How're you doing?

No, no.
He's actually not here right now.

Oh, really?
You have tickets to the Lions game.

Fifty-yard line?

No, no.
I'm afraid my dad's not interested.

No, but you know I am, right?
All right, cool.

All right, I'll see you Sunday then.
All righty. Bye.

Well, you sure showed him, huh?

What's that?

Oh, it's just some apple cider
that Wilson gave me.

He's acting kind of peculiar.

You have any idea why?

Mmm-hmm. Try some of that cider.

- Heidi?
- Hi.

Come on in.

- Hi, Tim.
- Hi, Heidi.

Can I talk to you guys for a second?

Yes. Yes. Please, do.
I'm so glad that you came.

We wanted to come and find you.

We both feel just terrible
about what happened yesterday.

Yeah, well, it was pretty embarrassing
to find out about Scott's affair

in front of my friend and my boss.

And the waiter.

The truth is, in all that awkwardness,
I'm really glad it came out.

You are?

Thanks to you guys, Scott and I
ended up having a huge fight.

Glad we could help.

First we yelled and then, we cried,

but then we really started
to examine our whole relationship.

Tim and I have found that fighting
really helps our relationship.

In fact, if we don't fight for awhile,
we really start to miss it.

I don't miss it.

- Yes, you do.
- No, I don't.

Yeah, you do.

Yeah, the important thing is that you
and Scott are on the right track.

No, I don't.

Yeah. I think Scott and I are going
to be able to work through this.

And Tim can start
taking Scott's calls again.

- Great. I'm really glad.
- Yeah.

You do, you know?

- No, I don't.
- Do.

- No, I don't.
- Do.

- Don't.
- Do.

Someone's having an affair at Tool
Time?Tell me! I'll guess! I'll guess!

- I don't have the pan.
- Well, I can't help you there.

Hold on a minute.

Hold that thought.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Wendy? Wendy Reynolds?

Scott, what's going on
with you and Wendy?

I'm guessing he's hiding the rigatoni.

You know your stuff.

You know, and I can't tell you how
important it is for me

to have you a car guy because...
I just don't know the line.

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