All language subtitles for Home Improvement -Season 8- E27

You guys ready for
the farewell show?

Yes, sirree! And we're
gonna go out on top!

We're gonna go out on top
and we're gonna segue

to new beginnings
and brighter tomorrows!

That's the spirit, Al.

All right! Oh,
I'm a total wreck.

I can't believe this
is going to be over.

Oh, I know.
Me either.

This is the last time I'm
gonna introduce you guys.

The last time I'm
gonna give you CPR.

Oh, gosh! I'm gonna
miss all this!

I'm even gonna
miss your putdowns.

Just because the show's over doesn't
mean the putdowns have to stop.

I can insult you
long-distance.

What do you mean,
long-distance?

Jill got a job at a family
practice in Bloomington.

Looks like we're
moving to Indiana.

Indiana?

Our lives are changing so fast!

- Oh, stop the roller coaster!
- Oh.

Al... Al...

You know what, Tim?

I knew we had to
say good-bye to Tool Time,

I didn't realize we'd have
to say good-bye to you.

You know, but change can be a good thing.
Al's getting married.

- Well, that's true.
- Yeah!

- Yeah!
- All right.

And you know what?
I'm pregnant.

She's pregnant.

This is it!
Today's the big day!

Talk about a hot show!

I got about 20 fire
marshals standing by

for when you "accidentally"
burn down the set.

Do you really want us
to burn down the set?

How do you sleep at night,
young man?

Trust me, gang,
the show's gonna be huge.

But since I'm a VP
I get to watch it

at Binford HQ with the COO,
the CFO and the CEO.

Which one would be the SOB?

Oh, I get it. You're doing
a fun thing with letters.

All right!
Break a leg, guys!

You know, I think starting
electrical fires is a stupid idea!

Heidi, Heidi, Heidi...
Shh. Come on, guys.

This is our last Tool Time.

Morgan Wandell's not gonna
tell us what to do.

- He's not?
- No.

Tool Time's going out
like we came in.

With no audience?

No. With style,
with class.

No stupid fires, no fake explosions
and no staged accidents.

Yeah...

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See, it's much better
when it's real.

Well, hidey ho, neighborette.

Oh, my! I see Al and Trudy's wedding
arrangements are progressing.

Yeah. But
the seating arrangement,

it's all messed up,
just like my life.

Now wait a second, Jill. I thought you
were gonna take that job in Indiana.

Tim told me it was all set.

Yeah. Well, yeah.
That's what we decided.

But I haven't been able
to make the phone call.

It's a great opportunity.
The whole family's being real supportive.

You know, I just don't know
what's holding me back.

Well, Jill, this has been
your home for 20 years.

You'd have to leave
your whole life behind.

You'd have to say good-bye
to all your old friends.

We'd have to say
good-bye to you.

So you're telling me to stay.

No, no, no, no, no...

You're telling me to go.

No, no, no, no.

Hello, not helping!

Jill, this move is
a very difficult decision.

I can't be the one to make it.

When I was a little girl
we moved all the time.

My mom never questioned it.
She'd just say,

"Whatever's good for your
father is good for all of us."

And we'd pack our bags
and follow him.

So, basically, for 20 years
you've been following Tim.

Yeah. Right to
the emergency room.

Now, see,
that was the beauty of it.

I married Tim, we moved
into this wonderful house,

and I got to put down roots
for the first time in my life.

And I've really cherished that.

Yes. But on the other hand,
Tim is making a huge change.

He's willing to base
his life around you.

I really think
that's worth considering.

What if we go to Indiana
and it all falls apart?

Well, what if it doesn't
and you're a huge success?

So, I should go, shouldn't I?

Jill, there is no limit
to what you can accomplish.

But if you want me to stand here

and sell my best friends
on leaving,

I really cannot do that.

Wilson, I'm really
gonna miss you.

So I take it you are going?

Unless you think I should stay.

Jill!

I'll make the call.

Thank you, everybody.
Welcome to Tool Time.

I am, and for the last time,
Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.

And of course you all know
my assistant,

"Al be doing infomercials
for a living" Borland.

It should be a nice show.
It's our last show.

Of course, we all hope to be on
to bigger and better things.

As a matter of fact, Al here's
getting married this weekend.

We have a great
last show for you today.

Binford wants us to intentionally
overload a household outlet like this.

Thereby starting a fire and
burning the entire set down.

Instead, I'm gonna show you
the right way to do this.

Folks, just get
a surge protector. Duh.

End of segment.

Good night, everybody!

Oh, I know what you're thinking.
Come on! Last Tool Time?

Just plugging in a toaster?

Come on! Aren't you gonna
light anything on fire?

Of course we're gonna
light something on fire.

We're gonna burn
this place down, baby!

With everybody that
helped us build it.

These diehard fans dropped
whatever they were doing

to be on this
last Tool Time with us.

Let's have a warm
Tool Time welcome

for America's
favorite all-tool band!

The K & B Boys!

Rock, Dwayne, Pete and Duke!

And on handsaw,
the lovely Janine!

You guys are here
to play music, right?

Yes, sirree, Timmy! Pete!

That would be me.

One, two...
One, two, three!

Go get them, Pete!

Ladies and gentlemen,
on staple gun,

master upholsterer,
Sparky Henderson!

On shock absorber,
Eddie from Eddie's Body Shop!

On plunger, plumber Felix Myman!

And on horn, Mario Andretti!

One, two...
One, two, three, four!

Where's my can?

The last time I looked it was below
your back and above your knees.

Where am I supposed to put
the garbage?

Hey, give it to me.

Jill moved all your trash
cans over to my side

so there'd be more room
for the wedding.

If this fence weren't here,
we'd have so much more room,

we could push the chairs
all the way to one side.

You know, Tim, you're right.

We could have all the
chairs facing this way.

Right. And I would build
the arch in your yard.

Well, why don't we
take the fence down?

Well, we certainly could.

Well, should we?

We could always put it
back up after the wedding.

How come we've never thought about
taking this fence down before?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe
we didn't want to reveal

too much of ourselves.

But we went ahead and
revealed everything anyway.

Yeah. Let's take
this sucker down.

I got a hammer.
I'll go get it.

No, no, no. I got some tools over here.
Take what you need.

- You got a pry bar in there?
- Yeah.

Okay. Oh, boy!

- Oh, no.
- Hmm?

What's that?

How many times
do I have to bury you?

- Wait till you hear the latest news.
- Hmm.

After the final show, Binford
was practically begging me

to come back to work. They offered
me more money, executive producer.

So now you're thinking
about staying?

Please, Tim,
do not toy with me like this.

You people are wreaking havoc
on my emotions!

Calm down. The decision is made.
We're moving.

It's just that they were dangling a
pretty big carrot in front of me.

Yeah, well, you gave that
carrot up for Jill.

She must've appreciated
your generosity for that.

Uh, actually,
she doesn't know about this.

I don't want this
to affect her decision, okay?

You're a good man, Tim.

I'm gonna miss having you
as a neighbor.

You've been a good neighbor,
too, Wilson.

An odd one.

Hey.

Yeah. All right.

Wow!

Now we can see everything.

Does it look any different
than you thought it would?

Your fly's open.

Well, it looks like it's
gonna be a great wedding.

- I'm really glad we're doing this for Al.
- Me, too.

This white wedding arch
you made is so beautiful.

You know, I was gonna
go with golden arches

but I was afraid we'd have to
serve over two billion Borlands.

Look, look!
Harry and Delores!

Welcome back.

Hey, guys. I saw Al getting
his picture taken.

Looks like he's gonna
go through with this.

Yeah? Well, I'm betting
it's gonna go the other way.

And he's not alone.

You guys are betting
on a wedding? That's sick!

Put me down for 100.
I say he gets married.

And I got 40 bucks says
he's wearing a flannel thong.

Hey, I want some of that action.

I mean, you know,
I want to bet on it.

Hi.

Hello. Is this delivery
for Al and Trudy?

No. Delivery for
Tim and Jill.

- What?
- Morgan Wandell.

Binford VP of media production,
and you are even prettier

than the way Tim described you.

Really?

How did he describe me?

Okay, he didn't.

Look, I need to see Tim.

I've been trying to convince
him to stay with Tool Time.

He keeps turning me down.

He hated what you did
to his show.

No. That's all changed
since the last episode.

We offered to make him
the executive producer

and we offered to
give him a big raise.

But he won't budge.
Something about Indiana.

He turned you down
because of my job offer?

I guess so.

Must be hard for you to live
with that one on your shoulder.

Look, I resent you trying
to make me feel guilty.

Now, if you don't mind, we're
in the middle of a wedding.

To which you were not invited.

All right. But I'm
gonna lose my job.

I'm terribly sorry.
Please, go.

All right, I'm Morgan Wandell.

- Yeah.
- I'm Morgan Wandell.

So, how come your husband's not here?
Problems at home?

No. He's away
on an assignment.

Well, if you were my wife,
I wouldn't leave you alone.

Well, I'm not your wife and you
still won't leave me alone.

You are the most amazing
and wonderful man.

Well, hold that thought.
The wedding's starting.

And I got a lot of
money riding on this.

They make a lovely couple.

Well, they say when you live
together for a long time,

you start looking
like each other.

Oh, look. Trudy
looks so beautiful.

The minister's starting.
All bets are down.

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered here for this
joyous and deeply moving...

Are you gonna cry through this wedding
just like you did through ours?

Yes. But this time
I'm happy.

And I look forward to spending
the rest of my life with you,

and to someday hear the pitter-patter
of little Borland feet.

Do they make
a steel-toed work bootie?

And now Al would like to recite
the vows that he wrote for Trudy.

My darling Trudy,

what more could a man ask for than to
be with a magnificent woman like you?

You are my rock, my soul
mate and my partner

through this journey
I like to call...

Life.

Come, my sweet princess, and
we shall walk hand in hand...

Directly into The Twilight Zone.

Cal, the rings, please?

Trudy, do you take Al to be
your lawfully wedded husband,

for better or for worse,
in sickness and in health,

till death do you part?

I do.

Al, do you take Trudy to be
your lawfully wedded wife,

for better or for worse,
in sickness and in health,

till death do you part?

You bet I do.

Now by the power vested in me
by the state of Michigan

and the Church of
the Celestial Moon,

I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

Al, you may kiss the bride.

Jill, we're in
the middle of a wedding.

What do you want to talk about?

Please sit down in the hot rod.

I don't care what it's about.

I can't believe that you
turned down Binford for me.

How did you find that out?

Morgan stopped by to bribe
us with a cheese basket.

What kind of cheese?

Giving up that promotion
was the sweetest,

most selfless thing
you've ever done.

It's the least I could do for you,
honey, after all you've done for me.

And you really deserve
this opportunity.

Yeah, I know I do.
But I don't want it.

I don't want to go to Indiana.

This is exactly why I didn't
let you know about this.

I knew you'd change
your mind because of me.

I don't want to leave here!

And this is an opportunity
that you have always wanted,

to executive produce Tool Time.

Look, if I can find a job like that in
Indiana, I can find one like that here.

But not with Dr. Lee.
You said yourself

this is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.

Where are you guys going?

Hop in. I'll tell
you all about it.

Wait. We're not going to
Indiana now, are we?

We're not going
to Indiana at all.

- All right!
- Oh, shoot!

- Yes, we are!
- All right!

Okay. We're gonna
think about it.

All right.

All right, everybody.

For the last 10 years, Al,
you've been my right-hand man.

And you've not only been a big part of
my life, in many cases you've saved it.

Trudy, you're getting
a hell of a guy.

I know.

It's a very special day. And if you're
wearing a certain kind of underwear,

a very lucrative one.

- To Al and Trudy!
- To Al and Trudy!

- Health and happiness!
- Health and happiness!

Hear, hear.

All right.
I just want to say...

I want to thank Tim and Jill

for opening up
their house to us, and...

Well, Tim, we've just...
We've gone through so much.

And I... Well,
I want to thank you

for giving me
my start on Tool Time.

This has been a difficult year,

and you guys have been there
for me every step of the way.

And no matter where you
go or what you do,

I just want you to know that
you'll always be my best friends.

Al... Al...

Oh, and, Trudy, thank
you for marrying me!

- You're welcome.
- Trudy and Al!

- Trudy and Al.
- Trudy and Al!

All right.

Oh, look. Al must've
dropped his wedding vows.

We should put them
in a special place.

Okay. Toss them in here.

Look, your wedding arch
didn't fall down.

Do you remember the last time
we were under one of those?

We had no money, we had no kids.

No idea how our lives
would turn out.

I think, so far, they've
turned out pretty well.

If you had to go back and do it
all over again, would you do it?

Yeah. Yeah, I would.

I mean, there's been
bumps along the road.

I haven't always known
where we were headed.

There was always a possibility
of a crash, but...

I wouldn't want to travel
with anybody else.

You?

As a matter of fact,
I would change things.

Yeah? What would
you change?

I don't think I'd propose to you
in the back of a '68 Dodge Dart.

273...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay,

what kind of car
would you choose?

That's not what I mean.

If I had to do it again, I'd
pick a more romantic spot.

First time I looked at you,
I knew I wanted

to spend the rest
of my life with you.

Now 20 years later,
I have the same feelings.

Except this numbness
in my thumb I can't explain.

Jill Patterson,
would you marry me?

No.

No?

I'm already married
to the perfect guy.

I know you don't want
to go to Indiana.

It's not about me.
It's about you.

Do you want to give up
this opportunity?

Yeah, I am.

I don't want to
leave my life here.

I just can't imagine
leaving this house.

Well, if we ever decide to move,

maybe we wouldn't have to
leave the house.

What does that mean?

Are we gonna drive this thing
the whole way?

No. Don't be ridiculous. There's
faster ways to get there than by land.

Like what?

I didn't know
a tugboat could go this fast.

It can if it's got more power!

So, instead, we're just gonna show
you the proper way to do it, folks.

Just get yourself a...

Well...

To Al and Heidi.
Health and happiness.

Heidi?

Who's Heidi?

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