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Previously on
Home Improvement.
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That's not very ladylike!
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Somebody call security!
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If you're gonna turn this show into
a three-ring circus, I might just quit.
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Sorry to lose you.
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You were a good man.
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Honey, a very prestigious
colleague of Dr. Hanover's
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has offered me a job at
his family clinic in Bloomington.
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Must be a pretty screwed up family
if they have their own clinic.
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This is really an incredible opportunity
for me. This man is amazing.
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You're serious about
moving to Indiana?
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Don't forget my car's in the shop.
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So, I'm gonna take your car
and drop you guys off at school.
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Wait? What makes you think
you can just take my car, just like that?
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Because I paid for half of it
"just like that."
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- Looks like we're gonna do this.
- Yeah.
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Move to Indiana.
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Yeah. You having second thoughts
at all?
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No. You?
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No. No.
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I guess I'll feel better, you know,
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when I make this call to Dr. Lee,
tell him I've decided to come.
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Yeah. I think you will.
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So, have a great Tool Time
grand finale.
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You guys okay
with this move to Indiana?
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- Yeah. I think so.
- Well, I'm totally depressed.
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This move's gonna be hard on all of us.
It really will.
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Not about the move, Dad.
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I'm a little depressed my "daddy" is
driving me to school in my car.
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We're talking about family.
It's way more important than any car.
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Well, it's just as important as a car.
More important than some cars.
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Dad, check the gauge!
We're out of gas!
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Don't worry about it.
We've got plenty of gas
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to get you guys to school
and me to Tool Time.
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Dad, we're on "empty."
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It's a fuel gauge.
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"Empty" doesn't mean empty.
It's just a guide. Don't you know that?
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We got 10 miles left.
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And it's only 5.3 to get you to school...
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Another 2.6 to Tool Time...
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You add those together, you...
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Well, you add them together,
you know, and...
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I don't know what it is,
but I know it's less than 10.
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Well, that 10 miles went by
rather fast, huh?
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You know, it just seems like yesterday
you guys used to sit in my lap
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and hold the wheel while I drove.
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Hey, don't get any ideas.
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You know, that's gonna be the
hardest part about moving.
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So many memories here.
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This is where you guys grew up.
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- Group hug.
- Oh, man!
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- Dad, we're too old for this.
- You're too old for a group hug?
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It's back to individual ones, then.
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Bad, bad, bad, bad boy
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You make me feel so good
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- Mom!
- What?
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- Dad's cussing.
- I'm not cussing.
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- He said a bad word.
- It wasn't bad.
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Yeah, he said "hell" and "damn."
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- I did not say "damn."
- Now you did.
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Hey, Dad, I heard a good joke today.
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- What was it?
- Okay.
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What did the moron
have for breakfast?
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I don't know.
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This morning you had
scrambled eggs and toast!
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Bad, bad, bad, bad boy
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You make me feel so good
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It's not that big a deal.
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- I mean, I've had detention before.
- It's the first day of school!
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No one ever gets detention
on the first day of school.
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I wouldn't say no one.
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No, it's gonna take a minute to boot up.
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I still have that old 286 chip on it.
Not much power.
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Are you saying this thing
needs more power?
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Lemme open it up.
I can make this thing go faster.
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Well, why don't we just
save you the trouble
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and throw it up against the wall?
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Oh, man!
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Bad, bad, bad, bad boy
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You make me feel so good
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Oh, so now you're telling me
what I can and can't write?
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You're acting like
some tyrannical fascist.
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Did he just call me a dinosaur?
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Sex is... It's like a car.
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The best idea
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is to keep the car in the garage
for a long, long, long time.
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And then, somewhere in the future,
the distant future,
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when that garage door opens,
you gotta think, "Car cover."
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Guys, will you clean up
this pigsty, now?
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Yeah. We'll get right on it.
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Ah, look at this picture of the kids.
This is what?
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The summer of 1991. Aren't they cute?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, Brad. I'll take that change
from the gas money now.
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Oh, yeah.
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Maybe next time you'll fill up the tank
like I asked you to.
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Hope you learned something from this.
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Yeah, that the "E" stands for "empty,"
not "extra 10 miles."
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I'll tell you one thing. If I had built this
car, it'd have an extra fuel tank in it.
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Dad, if you built this car,
we'd be taking the bus.
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Hey, if there's one thing Dad knows
how to do, it's build a car, okay?
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This is the greatest gift
you've ever given me.
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I gave you three children.
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Yeah. But none of them
came out this clean.
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Oh, switchblade 327Lit cigarette in his hand
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Steel-toed boots on the acceleratorOil leaking out of the pan
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Switchblade, three two-barrelsGetting there as fast as you can
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All juiced up like a hot carburetorSpitting gas on the fan
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All right, under the car. Man territory.
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Switchblade! 327Switchblade! Seven come 11
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Switchblade!Oh, he's all right
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- I'm addicted to cars.
- Well, duh!
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I'm thinking of checking into
the Henry Ford Clinic.
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Dad, can we stop? I'm really hungry.
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How can you be hungry?
Your mom just cooked us breakfast.
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Did you eat it?
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It was good oatmeal.
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It was scrambled eggs.
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Bad scrambled eggs.
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Yeah. When I get married,
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I'm gonna make a woman prove to me
that she's a good cook.
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That's why you're gonna be 80,
alone and very hungry.
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Come on! Cooking has nothing
to do with a relationship.
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Your mom and I have a good marriage
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because we share
an honest, mutual respect.
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How could you say that?
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Why do you always bug me
during the football game?
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Did I bug you during childbirth?
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No. But you bugged me
during conception.
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Little gas ball. Moving... Moving.
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This is real attractive.
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I just read this survey,
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and it said that some couples,
no matter how busy they are,
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still make love five times a week.
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With each other?
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Where were we?
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It's kind of hard to remember.
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This will refresh your memory.
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- Can't we just... Can't we just...
- No, no...
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- One time. Just think, think, think.
- No... No... No...
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- But... Home-automated system!
- No! No!
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We never actually said that we
weren't gonna have another baby.
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I've said it. I've talked about it.
I know I've talked about it.
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I mentioned it on Tool Time.
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Oh, great. So 11 people know about it?
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Do you remember babies at all?
Dirty diapers. Colic.
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2:00 a.m. feedings!
3:00 a.m. feedings!
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I don't have the energy
for that anymore.
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You don't have the energy to say,
"Wake up, Jill, the baby wants you"?
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Sorry. I'm sorry! Mark was right.
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You shouldn't have double onions
on those chili dogs.
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Hello.
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Your mom and I have
had our share of disagreements,
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but in the end,
it doesn't matter, you know?
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Because one of us always apologizes.
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- You?
- Yup.
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It was a good thing that you
had Wilson here to help you out.
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Well, he's learned as much from me
as I have from him.
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Tim, would you mind listening
while I ruminate?
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No, go ahead.
Use the bush over by the gazebo.
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There was a time when I thought
my extensive research
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into ancient tribal cultures,
obscure scientific data,
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the thoughts of great philosophers
would never come in handy.
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Then you moved in.
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I like to create, Wilson. Everything I do
I want to make bigger and better.
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Well, Tim, this obsessive
desire to create partly happens
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because men feel inferior to women.
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It's because we can't bear children.
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I don't mind the boys that much.
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Wilson, you're not making me
feel any better.
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Well, excuse me! Why do I always
have to be Santa's little helper?
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- Well...
- I mean, I have wants. I have needs.
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I have issues. But does anyone ever
come to the fence and say,
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"Wilson, do you have a problem?"
I mean, no!
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It's just "Me, me, me, me!"
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You know, Tim, I'm reminded
of an old philosopher who once said,
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"You have to give a little, take a little..."
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"Let your poor heart break a little."
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- That's the story of- That's the story of
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- That's the glory of love- That's the glory of love
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Hey, there.
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I get recognized everywhere.
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Dad, he was honking
because you took up two lanes.
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He was thrilled to see me.
That's why he was waving his hand.
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Dad, that was only part of his hand.
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He was saying,
"Tool Time is number one."
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Does everybody know what time it is?
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- Tool Time!- Tool Time!
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Hi. Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
And you all know my assistant,
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Al "This Land is" Borland.
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Oh, my God!
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What is this thing on your head?
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It's a little piece of table.
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What happened?
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Mr. Negativity Al distracted me, and
I got my head cemented to this table.
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They had to take a saber saw to get me
off of that table.
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Don't you think you should go
to the emergency room?
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I was just there.
They said I wasn't a priority.
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Why? Was there a guy
with a whole table stuck to his head?
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What do we need?
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- More power!
- More power!
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Come on, guys!
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Jam it in the light.
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Stuff like this.
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Here you go, Tim.
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The one good thing about Tool Time
being over is no more accidents.
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We still have a house.
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You know what they say.
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Every year, over 100,000
accidents occur in the home.
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And 99,000 of those
occur in our home.
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All right, Dad. Let her rip.
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No, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I think we should say a prayer first.
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Please, Lord.
Don't let our house blow up.
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I get knocked downBut I get up again
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You're never gonna keep me down
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I get knocked downBut I get up again
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You're never gonna keep me down
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I get knocked downBut I get up again
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You're never gonna keep me down
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I get knocked downBut I get up again
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You're never gonna keep me down
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Ground. We're looking to ground.
Yellow, see?
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The sun is yellow. It heats the ground.
That's how they name stuff.
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Is that car running?
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Oh, shake it off.
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I get knocked downBut I get up again
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You're never gonna keep me down
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I get knocked downBut I get up again
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You're never gonna keep me down
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It's okay. The ground seems
to have broken my fall.
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Get knocked downBut I get up again
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You're never gonna keep me down
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I get knocked downBut I get up again
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You're never gonna keep me down
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You know, Marge,
it's kind of gratifying
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to be here in the hospital
and not be a patient.
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- See you, "Tool Man."
- Hey, buddy.
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Well, maybe you can
have that feeling another day.
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- Hey, thanks for the ride, Dad.
- You bet.
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- Yeah. Go get 'em at Tool Time.
- Yeah. Break a leg, huh?
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- Oh, you know what I mean.
- Hey, guys?
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I probably don't say this enough
to you two, but I love you guys.
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I'm really happy the way you guys
turned out, you know?
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You're smart, hard-working,
honest boys.
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Here's the rest of that gas money.
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I knew you were holding out.
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- Get out of here.
- Later, Dad. Love you.
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- Have a good day, Dad.
- You, too.
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Love you.
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A lot of memories.
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I'm perfectly happy being married to
a man who thinks that
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PBS is something that
women get once a month.
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Honey, it is much safer for a man
to get a vasectomy
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than it is for a woman to have
a tubal ligation.
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Says who?
The Wives with Knives Club?
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A woman?
You brought me here to see a woman?
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I didn't know she was a woman.
My gynecologist just said that
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Dr. Kaplan was the best
urologist in town.
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How am I supposed to talk to a woman
about what's going on in man land?
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Man land? Now you got a theme park
between your legs?
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Demolition derby... Sexy wife...
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Could you hold that thought
until about 10:00 tonight?
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Wait a minute. This thought here?
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That... That would be the one.
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What causes sibling rivalry?
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Having more than one kid.
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You fired the granite guy?
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Did you hear what I said?
He came on to me.
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What did he say?
You had a nice outfit or something?
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He kissed me.
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- What did you do?
- I... I pushed him away!
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- Well, you should have fired him!
- I did fire him!
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You fired the granite guy?
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It's always been my fantasy
to be with a man
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who enjoyed doing
the same things I do.
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You know, like taking me
to the opera, the ballet, the theater.
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That's my fantasy too.
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- Really?
- Uh-huh.
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If I could find that man,
I wouldn't have to go myself.
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Our wedding was so beautiful.
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I am so glad that I didn't let anybody
talk me out of marrying you.
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Who tried to talk you
out of marrying me?
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Oh, no one. You know, just
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my mom, my dad,
my sisters, my friends,
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the minister, the postman,
some guys down at the mailbox.
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It's hard to say goodbye
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You're much more than a friend
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When good times becomes memories
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They never really end
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Like ancient rites of passage
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It's time to carry on
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We caught lightening in a bottle
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As we went along
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We've got it all
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Wouldn't change a minute
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We've got it all
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Never will forget it
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As years go slipping by us
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You know we will recall
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These times we've found together
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We've got it all
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Long goodbyes never suitedyou and me
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You know if God is willing
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We'll go on eternally
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We've got it all
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I can't believe this is my last
Tool Time.
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Well, those 10 miles went by
rather fast, huh?
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I tell you to fill the car up, do as I say.
I hope you learned that.
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Yeah, I learned that the "E"...
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I'll tell you one thing.
Wilson's learned enough from me,
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you know, to fill a bushel basket
full of pears.
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