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You know, if I wasn't me,
I would hate me.
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Well, I'm not you
and I can see your point.
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Oh, man! Who's stinking up
my refrigerator with this octopus?
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That's Monique.
She's my date for the hockey game.
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Explain to me again why
Red Wing fans throw octopi on the ice.
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Because sushi is way
too expensive, honey.
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All right, guys, I'll be home by
midnight. What car should I take?
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Better take the Nomad. I'm gonna use
the Mustang for the hockey game.
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No, you can't take the Nomad.
I'm going to the movies with Patty.
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What about the Healey? Is it running?
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Guys, what am I supposed to use
for transportation?
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Use your bike.
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Dad, I'm going on a date.
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You ride up to her house,
you ring the bell a couple of times,
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chicks dig that stuff.
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Guys, this is ridiculous.
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I mean, we have three cars
and I still don't have anything to drive.
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I mean, when am I going to get
my own car?
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We're not gonna just give you
a car, Brad.
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Well, Dad, that's why
I've been working so hard.
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I mean, I've saved over $2,000.
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And on my last report card
I got all A's and B's.
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You saved $2,000?
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Hold on. You got all A's and B's?
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- Yes.
- Really?
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I'm proud of you, man.
I'm telling you, that's good work.
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But I think this is...
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The last thing your mom wants
around here right now is another car.
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Actually, I was just thinking that
he's worked very hard
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and deserves his own car.
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- Really?
- Really?
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Well, sure.
I mean, he's saved a lot of money
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and we could match that, couldn't we?
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- Sure we could match that.
- Yeah!
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And on top of that,
I'll spend every waking moment
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getting you the best car possible.
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- Cool. Thanks.
- Yeah!
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- You know what I'm thinking of doing?
- What?
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I'll get an old Mercury. I'll chop it.
I'll make a custom out of it.
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Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
An old Camaro!
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Update it, put a Vette rear end in it.
I got it!
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- Dad...
- No. Wait a minute. Stop. Stop.
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- I'll go with it...
- Dad.
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- Maybe I'll get an off-the-road thing.
- Dad!
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- Hold on! Let me...
- Dad!
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- What?
- This is my car.
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- Yes!
- Yes.
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Your car.
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Well, I guess I'm gonna call Samantha
and see if she can drive. Thanks, guys.
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That's a great idea, matching the funds
for his car. That's wonderful.
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Well, I did it 'cause I want him
to have a really cool car,
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and money is no object
when it comes to my oldest son
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getting a really bitching set of wheels.
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The money's coming out
of my car budget, isn't it?
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Oh, yeah.
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Welcome back to Tool Time
and our salute...
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Come on down.
Everything must go. Se habla espa�ol.
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to used cars.
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For those of you who just joined us,
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my son Brad is in the audience
right there.
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He's buying his first car.
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Hopefully, this '88 Mustang GT
right here.
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But before he buys it,
we're gonna help him out
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by giving the car
a complete mechanical inspection.
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And assuming that checks out,
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then we're gonna show you, right here
on the air, how to negotiate a fair deal.
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That's right.
We've already test-driven it
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and inspected the frame and
suspension, including the brakes.
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And I've checked the oil, the fan belt
and the master cylinder.
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Everything checks out a-okay.
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And now we're under the hood
completing a compression test.
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Compression test is a great way
to find out
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if your rings are in good shape
or if you've had a crack in the block.
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Now, my gauge should read
between 120 and 130 pounds.
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The last time your gauge read that,
you were six years old.
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Okay, perfect. 130 pounds.
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That's just perfect. Now, it's time to
start dealing. Right, Brad? All right.
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Let's meet the owner of this beauty.
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Let's have a warm Tool Time welcome
for Mr. Michael McCready.
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Well, Mike, you did something
to your hair, huh?
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I'm Thelma, Michael's mother.
I'm the actual owner of the car.
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Mikey was just helping me out
showing it to you.
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Oh, here. I brought you kids
some homemade jelly donuts.
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- Well, thank you.
- This is the oldest trick in the book.
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Send an old lady to soften up the buyer
with fresh donuts.
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I'm on to you, Granny.
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I'm sorry, Mrs. McCready.
I apologize for Tim's behavior.
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That's okay. I've seen Tool Time.
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I know that sometimes
he can be a real schmo.
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Have a donut, Al.
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Oh, no. I couldn't.
Not while I'm working.
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Oh, I made them with
my special boysenberry filling.
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Really?
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Well, maybe just one.
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Lesson number one.
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You want to make sure that the seller
is honest and trustworthy.
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Which begs the question,
why would a woman who voted for,
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I'm guessing, Calvin Coolidge
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be selling a V-8 Mustang?
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Well, actually,
it was my late husband's car.
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Oh, the old late-husband routine,
you know.
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What we're going to hear now is you
only drive it to church on Sunday?
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Oh, no. We took the Trans Am.
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And now it's time for
the all-important negotiation.
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That's right. Now, all used cars
have a blue book value.
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Low book is what a dealer
might pay for it.
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High book is what he'd sell it for.
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Thelma's asking price came right
in the middle, $4,000.
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All right. I'll give you $2,500 for it.
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$2,500?
After all the work we put in this car?
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You take another look under the hood.
It's as clean as a whistle.
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Well, Tim, it does look
pretty clean to me.
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Well, it was until you slobbered jelly
all over it.
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Geez, I'm sorry!
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Oh, now it's all dirty. You'll have to
knock off a little. How about $2,450?
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Do we have a deal?
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No, we do not.
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And I'm insulted by your offer
and your disrespectful attitude.
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I'm not gonna sell you this car.
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All right, $2,750
and I'll give you a ride home.
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No deal, Tool Man.
I'm taking my wheels and leaving.
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All right. All right. All right. $3,000.
And that's my final offer.
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And here's my final offer. Bite me!
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Dad, you're blowing the deal.
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All right. I'm willing to go to $3,500.
$3,500, that's fair.
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Forget it! Put the spark plug back in
and give me my key.
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Please, Mrs. McCready.
I really want that car.
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Oh, you seem like a nice boy.
You must take after your mom.
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All right. I'll let you have it for $2,500.
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All right! See? $2,500 it is.
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- Plus the cost of the donuts.
- Okay. What could they cost?
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$2,000.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, Brad.
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I got all the pictures of me
and the Mustang.
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- Let me take a look at them.
- All right.
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- Oh, here we are at the gas station.
- Yeah.
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Here I am giving it its first oil change.
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Nice.
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Oh, here I am putting on
five coats of wax.
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- Carnauba?
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, here we are just being silly.
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- Hey, that's the one with me.
- Yeah.
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Too bad you didn't get a reprint for me.
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Oh, Dad, I am way ahead of you, man.
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All right!
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How's the stew coming?
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I don't know.
I've never done this before.
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Oh, well, honey, it's your first time,
you know? And that's always kind of...
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This is incredible. What did you do?
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Well, you know, I followed the recipe
and made sure you didn't touch it.
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Good going.
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Hey, Tim! Dinner's ready!
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Nah. I'm not really that hungry.
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I didn't cook it.
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I am famished.
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Where's Bradley?
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Same place he's been
for the last three weeks,
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attached at the hip to the Mustang.
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Yeah, that's my boy.
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- Well, my car got stolen.
- What?
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Yeah, right in front of the high school.
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You know, I always had a bad feeling
about that place.
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I can't believe it.
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- Did you call the police?
- Yeah, I called the police.
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Then I had to ride home
on that stupid yellow bus.
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Well, what did they say?
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"Hey, what's the cool guy doing
on the bus?"
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The police.
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Oh, they said they hope
I have a good insurance policy.
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Well, I know the guys down
at the precinct.
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I'll give them a call and make sure
they're doing it the right way.
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Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, I know.
I loved that car more than anything.
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Well, maybe they'll find it.
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Or if they don't, you know,
we got insurance.
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We can get you another car.
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I know, Mom. But I don't want
another one. I want my car.
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Well, look, your dad's gonna do
everything he can do.
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Hello, Officer. Yeah. This is Tim Taylor.
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Well, apparently, my son's car
just got stolen at the high school.
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And I'm giving away
free Tool Time tickets
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to the first group of guys that find it.
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Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me!
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You know, I fail to see the humor
in what I just said.
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Brad, come on.
You got to try some of Mark's stew.
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We usually don't eat this well.
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I know, Dad. I just can't believe
my car is gone, you know?
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I keep thinking
I'm gonna step out that front door
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and she's gonna be there
waiting for me.
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It'll get back to you.
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Some kids probably just took it
for a joy ride. Come on, sit down.
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I know. But, Dad,
we put so much work into that car.
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I mean, what?
Didn't we test-drive, like, 15 cars
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before we decided
which one was best for me?
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Well, 16 if you count the Ferrari
we drove just for the fun of it.
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So, Dad, have you ever had
a car stolen before?
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No. But I've experienced
every car disaster known to man.
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Floods, fires,
jockstrap caught in the fan belt.
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It was a fraternity thing, you know?
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Yo. Yeah, it's Tim Taylor.
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They found it.
Yeah, leave it where it is.
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We'll come down and pick it up.
Don't take it to impound, all right?
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456 Franklin between Adams
and Walton. I got it.
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Okay, we'll be right there.
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It's completely stripped.
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Oh, man!
I can't believe my car is gone.
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Officer, what's your plan of attack now?
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Well, I'll call the tow truck,
they'll haul it to impound,
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then I'll take a break.
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Well, that ought to put the fear of God
in those thugs.
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You're saying there's nothing
we can do?
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I'm sorry, Mrs. Taylor. But you have
to catch these guys red-handed.
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You see, the vehicle parts
don't necessarily correspond
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with any individual cars.
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So, even if they find yours,
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you can't prove they were stolen
from your vehicle.
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Thanks, anyway.
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I'll fill out the report, and we'll
get back to you if we find anything.
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Sorry, kid.
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So, my car's gone forever.
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Oh, honey. Look, let's just go home
and get some sleep,
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and tomorrow we can go out
and look for another car.
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You know, I can't believe this. I mean,
there's nothing they can do about this?
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I'm with Brad. Somebody's got
to be held accountable for this.
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You heard the officer.
There's nothing they can do.
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Well, maybe there's nothing
they can do.
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There's something I can do.
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I'm the guy that delivered a baby after
being crowned "Car Guy of the Year."
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The same night!
I'm the guy that built a lawnmower
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that can do 12 seconds
in the quarter mile.
232
00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:35,801
I'm the guy that put a barbecue grill
into geosynchronous orbit.
233
00:11:35,876 --> 00:11:38,038
So, don't you tell me
there's nothing we can do.
234
00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:40,705
I'm The Tool Man! I can fix anything!
235
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,690
Okay. Fine.
Then zip up your fly and let's go.
236
00:11:57,364 --> 00:12:00,425
No, listen, Officer, I got this tip from
a friend of mine named Eddie.
237
00:12:00,501 --> 00:12:02,436
He owns Eddie's Body Shop.
238
00:12:02,503 --> 00:12:05,564
He says it's a place called A-1 Salvage
that's selling stolen parts.
239
00:12:05,639 --> 00:12:08,268
So, I figured you guys got to go
down there and check it out.
240
00:12:08,342 --> 00:12:11,676
What do you mean, you need
a warrant? This is America.
241
00:12:12,513 --> 00:12:15,142
Okay. All right. Thank you.
242
00:12:16,483 --> 00:12:17,576
What was all that about?
243
00:12:17,651 --> 00:12:21,088
I got a lead on an auto shop
that might be selling stolen Ford parts.
244
00:12:21,155 --> 00:12:22,459
The police won't go down
to check it out,
245
00:12:22,489 --> 00:12:24,651
so I thought maybe I should.
246
00:12:24,725 --> 00:12:26,660
Are you insane?
247
00:12:26,727 --> 00:12:28,787
Those guys could be
dangerous criminals.
248
00:12:28,862 --> 00:12:30,956
Hello. Souffl� in the oven.
249
00:12:32,266 --> 00:12:34,338
Well, this might have something to do
with Brad's stolen car.
250
00:12:34,368 --> 00:12:36,173
You're not gonna accomplish anything
by running around,
251
00:12:36,203 --> 00:12:37,831
acting like a vigilante lunatic.
252
00:12:37,905 --> 00:12:39,533
People, please.
253
00:12:41,175 --> 00:12:42,336
You're right, though.
254
00:12:42,443 --> 00:12:45,140
Just like the cop said, even if I could
go down and find the parts,
255
00:12:45,212 --> 00:12:46,917
there's no way I could prove
they came from Brad's car.
256
00:12:46,947 --> 00:12:49,041
Okay. Now you're making some sense.
257
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:52,086
What I need to do is take a couple
months off of work, grow a beard,
258
00:12:52,186 --> 00:12:55,247
get a job on the inside
and become one of them.
259
00:12:56,757 --> 00:12:59,522
Hey, Wilson. What are you doing?
260
00:12:59,626 --> 00:13:02,960
Well, I'm getting ready
to give my honey to a friend.
261
00:13:05,065 --> 00:13:07,830
She sounds like
a very understanding woman.
262
00:13:08,469 --> 00:13:09,994
No, no, no, no, no, Tim.
263
00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:13,006
See, I'm bottling honey to take
to a Crespian festival.
264
00:13:13,073 --> 00:13:15,273
Did you realize that in Crespia
they pay homage to honey
265
00:13:15,342 --> 00:13:17,072
because to them it's symbolic of gold?
266
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,908
How do they celebrate that in Detroit?
267
00:13:18,979 --> 00:13:21,312
Well, we have a little honey,
268
00:13:21,381 --> 00:13:23,454
and then we get all liquored up
and put on funny hats.
269
00:13:23,484 --> 00:13:25,146
Do you want to come?
270
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:28,384
I'm not in that funny of a mood.
271
00:13:28,455 --> 00:13:30,947
So, I take it you're still upset
about Brad's car.
272
00:13:31,024 --> 00:13:34,483
You're darn right I am. And I even got
a tip of who might have stolen it.
273
00:13:34,561 --> 00:13:35,632
But the police aren't interested
274
00:13:35,662 --> 00:13:37,034
because they don't have any evidence,
you know?
275
00:13:37,064 --> 00:13:38,760
I feel so helpless.
276
00:13:38,832 --> 00:13:40,198
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
277
00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:42,566
You know, I was robbed once
when I was 12.
278
00:13:42,636 --> 00:13:44,605
I was riding my brother's unicycle.
279
00:13:44,705 --> 00:13:47,072
Did they steal one of your tires?
280
00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:52,206
No, no. This big bully came,
pushed me off and took it.
281
00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:54,111
- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything.
282
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:58,551
It was that hooligan Terry Zavacas.
Sold it. I didn't have any evidence.
283
00:13:58,652 --> 00:14:00,917
- So you never caught him?
- Her.
284
00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:05,559
It was one of the most
humiliating experiences of my life.
285
00:14:05,626 --> 00:14:07,131
I mean, just talking about it right now is
286
00:14:07,161 --> 00:14:09,494
just bringing up
all these ugly memories.
287
00:14:09,563 --> 00:14:11,896
God, I hated Terry Zavacas and...
288
00:14:11,965 --> 00:14:13,137
- Wilson! Wilson!
- that sleazy band of...
289
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:15,659
Hey, calm down, buddy.
290
00:14:15,736 --> 00:14:19,832
Just think about all the fun
you'll have at that lesbian festival.
291
00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:22,805
It's a Crespian festival.
292
00:14:22,876 --> 00:14:24,742
And you're right.
I do have to collect myself.
293
00:14:24,812 --> 00:14:28,874
I must call my good friend Guillermo
and remind him to bring the donuts.
294
00:14:29,082 --> 00:14:31,847
Donuts! Donuts!
That's the answer to my question.
295
00:14:31,919 --> 00:14:33,649
- What?
- Yeah. Mrs. McCready,
296
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:37,054
the boysenberry filling, the manifold,
Al slobbering all over it.
297
00:14:37,124 --> 00:14:39,286
It's totally clear right now.
Thanks, Wilson!
298
00:14:39,393 --> 00:14:43,160
I think somebody's been doing
a little celebrating on their own.
299
00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:49,029
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
300
00:14:51,838 --> 00:14:54,205
Tim, you look like Juan Valdez.
301
00:14:59,046 --> 00:15:01,515
Al and I are going down to
this chop shop, A-1 Salvage,
302
00:15:01,582 --> 00:15:04,746
to look for stolen parts and I don't want
anyone to recognize me.
303
00:15:04,851 --> 00:15:06,557
I assume this has something to do
with Brad's car.
304
00:15:06,587 --> 00:15:07,611
Yes.
305
00:15:07,688 --> 00:15:09,452
We're looking for evidence
to give the cops.
306
00:15:09,556 --> 00:15:12,720
Tim, it sounds a little dangerous.
Are you sure you should be doing this?
307
00:15:12,793 --> 00:15:15,024
We just got to be careful, clever
and discreet.
308
00:15:15,095 --> 00:15:17,860
Wait till you see this. Al.
Look at the spy cam.
309
00:15:18,098 --> 00:15:19,098
Oh.
310
00:15:21,935 --> 00:15:24,632
You don't think anyone might
notice that?
311
00:15:27,174 --> 00:15:30,042
I don't think these costumes
are gonna work.
312
00:15:35,082 --> 00:15:37,608
I disagree. I think they look great.
313
00:15:37,918 --> 00:15:39,477
I don't know.
314
00:15:42,956 --> 00:15:45,448
It's just I have a very bad feeling
about this.
315
00:15:45,525 --> 00:15:47,653
Why did I ever agree
to come down here?
316
00:15:47,728 --> 00:15:49,299
Because you're the one
that ate the donut.
317
00:15:49,329 --> 00:15:51,501
You're the only one that can identify
the boysenberry jelly
318
00:15:51,531 --> 00:15:52,569
that fell on the manifold.
319
00:15:52,599 --> 00:15:55,694
I am not a crime stopper.
What if they frisk me?
320
00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:00,069
These guys are criminals,
not masochists.
321
00:16:00,741 --> 00:16:02,710
Turn the camera on.
322
00:16:04,177 --> 00:16:05,805
All right. Friday.
323
00:16:07,714 --> 00:16:11,651
5:15. Tim Taylor and Al Borland go in
looking for stolen parts.
324
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,749
Mother, if something happens to me,
325
00:16:15,822 --> 00:16:18,348
you can have all
my John Tesh albums.
326
00:16:20,594 --> 00:16:21,653
What can I do for you?
327
00:16:21,728 --> 00:16:22,933
We're looking for some car parts.
328
00:16:22,963 --> 00:16:26,730
That's right. A part. That's all we're
looking for, just a part. Just a part.
329
00:16:28,035 --> 00:16:29,594
What are you looking for?
330
00:16:29,703 --> 00:16:32,400
Maybe a manifold off
an '88 Ford Mustang.
331
00:16:32,472 --> 00:16:35,442
Manifolds are over there. I think we got
an '88 Mustang in there somewhere.
332
00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:37,204
- Great.
- Thank you!
333
00:16:43,984 --> 00:16:46,544
- Can I help you?
- No, no. We're just browsing.
334
00:16:46,653 --> 00:16:49,623
Well, if you need anything,
my name is George.
335
00:16:50,857 --> 00:16:54,157
Oh, my God, Tim!
That's the guy we met in prison.
336
00:16:55,596 --> 00:16:58,896
I know it! You know,
when we were scalping tickets?
337
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,465
He'll never recognize us
with these getups on.
338
00:17:01,535 --> 00:17:04,699
Hey, wait a minute.
Were you guys ever in county jail?
339
00:17:05,906 --> 00:17:07,204
I think we showered together.
340
00:17:07,274 --> 00:17:11,541
I don't think so. You must have me
mistaken with some other gentleman.
341
00:17:13,814 --> 00:17:17,751
Mustang manifold,
something purple and sticky. Lick it.
342
00:17:21,588 --> 00:17:22,612
What?
343
00:17:22,689 --> 00:17:26,148
Well, you got to make sure
it's the right one. Lick it.
344
00:17:26,627 --> 00:17:27,754
Man!
345
00:17:30,831 --> 00:17:33,096
Why is he licking the manifold?
346
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:35,533
It doesn't make him a bad person.
347
00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:40,637
That's boysenberry, all right.
I think we have our evidence.
348
00:17:40,707 --> 00:17:42,801
You can stop licking it now.
349
00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:49,972
All right. I think that we found
what we were looking for.
350
00:17:51,184 --> 00:17:54,154
- All right. What do we owe you for that?
- Hundred bucks and it's yours.
351
00:17:54,221 --> 00:17:57,191
And I'm sure
you'll probably want it in cash.
352
00:18:02,295 --> 00:18:03,820
Just pay the man, Bobby.
353
00:18:03,897 --> 00:18:07,061
All right. I'll pay. I'll pay them,
all right. And so will they.
354
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:09,727
Hey, what is that?
Some kind of video recorder?
355
00:18:09,836 --> 00:18:12,271
No. That's his artificial heart.
356
00:18:13,807 --> 00:18:16,902
He keeps an artificial heart
in his fanny pack?
357
00:18:16,977 --> 00:18:19,139
HMOs. What are you gonna do?
358
00:18:22,282 --> 00:18:24,251
Hey, wait a minute. I know you.
359
00:18:24,318 --> 00:18:26,844
- No, you don't.
- Yeah. You're The Tool Man.
360
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,946
The guy who has all those accidents.
361
00:18:29,022 --> 00:18:30,927
Well, you're about to have
an even bigger accident.
362
00:18:30,957 --> 00:18:33,163
- Give me that video camera!
- No! Never! Never! Tim, take it!
363
00:18:33,193 --> 00:18:35,890
- Run! Run, Tim!
- What's going on here?
364
00:18:35,962 --> 00:18:38,591
We got a call from someone
named Heidi that there's a problem.
365
00:18:38,665 --> 00:18:40,937
- Oh, no. There's no problem here.
- Thank God, you guys are here.
366
00:18:40,967 --> 00:18:45,598
These are hardened criminals.
I know because I met George in prison.
367
00:18:49,176 --> 00:18:51,816
We have evidence that these
gentlemen are selling stolen car parts.
368
00:18:51,878 --> 00:18:53,141
Oh, they don't have squat.
369
00:18:53,213 --> 00:18:57,548
I got more than squat.
I got boysenberry jelly on a manifold.
370
00:18:57,617 --> 00:18:59,245
You got a manifold with jelly?
371
00:18:59,319 --> 00:19:02,221
That's right. I ought to know. I licked it.
372
00:19:04,157 --> 00:19:08,458
This manifold was stolen off my son's
car and I've got a videotape to prove it.
373
00:19:08,528 --> 00:19:12,192
Here you go, officers.
What do you think now, punks?
374
00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:15,564
I can't believe I let you borrow my soap.
375
00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:25,941
In local news,
a chop shop is busted
376
00:19:26,012 --> 00:19:28,777
thanks to two local TV personalities.
377
00:19:28,882 --> 00:19:31,317
Their evidence? A jelly donut.
378
00:19:31,384 --> 00:19:34,946
Tim Taylor and Al Borland used
this segment from Tool Time
379
00:19:35,055 --> 00:19:38,822
and a hidden camera
to identify a stolen car.
380
00:19:40,060 --> 00:19:42,359
A hundred bucks and it's yours.
381
00:19:43,897 --> 00:19:45,331
Thanks to the jelly tape,
382
00:19:45,398 --> 00:19:48,266
police uncovered a whole cache
of stolen property.
383
00:19:48,335 --> 00:19:51,305
For Channel 8 News,
this is Tiffany Gutierrez.
384
00:19:54,374 --> 00:19:55,745
You know, that just goes to show you,
385
00:19:55,775 --> 00:19:57,835
you don't have to sit idly by
and become a victim.
386
00:19:57,911 --> 00:19:59,082
You can act on your principles.
387
00:19:59,112 --> 00:20:01,479
I still think it was stupid for you
to go down there.
388
00:20:01,581 --> 00:20:05,348
In the future, I forbid either one of you
to ever act on your principles.
389
00:20:05,418 --> 00:20:09,253
Yeah, don't worry. Our generation
doesn't have any principles.
390
00:20:09,322 --> 00:20:10,483
- Good job, Dad.
- Thanks.
391
00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:12,058
Yeah. Way to nail those punks.
392
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:15,584
Now if you excuse me,
I've got a duckling to glaze.
393
00:20:16,129 --> 00:20:18,135
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go check
the newspaper for a new car.
394
00:20:18,165 --> 00:20:20,293
Good. I know you didn't want me
going down there,
395
00:20:20,367 --> 00:20:21,605
but I just couldn't stand the thought of
396
00:20:21,635 --> 00:20:23,140
letting those guys get away
with it, okay?
397
00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:26,732
I just... I hate that our kids have
to think about this kind of stuff.
398
00:20:26,806 --> 00:20:29,173
I don't remember worrying about it
when I was growing up.
399
00:20:29,276 --> 00:20:30,904
You grew up on a military base.
400
00:20:30,977 --> 00:20:32,949
Someone steal a car, they'd take
a bazooka and form the guy...
401
00:20:32,979 --> 00:20:34,345
- Tim?
- Well, you know. Right.
402
00:20:34,447 --> 00:20:35,608
Please.
403
00:20:35,715 --> 00:20:38,207
Now, you know what I mean?
It's just... It's scary out there.
404
00:20:38,285 --> 00:20:40,290
Well, it's a lot less scary now,
thanks to a crime buster
405
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,482
and his partner, Pop'n'Fresh.
406
00:20:45,258 --> 00:20:47,921
Well, I'll tell you one thing,
when Brad gets his new car,
407
00:20:47,994 --> 00:20:50,259
he is going to have
some kind of security system,
408
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:53,164
state-of-the-art, no expense spared.
409
00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:54,704
Let me guess.
It's coming out of my car budget?
410
00:20:54,734 --> 00:20:55,997
Oh, yeah.
411
00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:02,142
Well, we're just about at the end
of our segment on car security.
412
00:21:02,242 --> 00:21:05,178
But before we go,
I'd like to show you a super-secret,
413
00:21:05,245 --> 00:21:08,511
high-tech alarm system, new from
the boys at Binford R and D.
414
00:21:08,582 --> 00:21:10,141
See, my kid's car was stolen recently.
415
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,116
In order for that not to happen again,
416
00:21:12,185 --> 00:21:14,086
we've installed that
on his brand-new car here.
417
00:21:14,154 --> 00:21:15,782
Al, try breaking in.
418
00:21:15,855 --> 00:21:18,381
Oh, no. I'm not falling
for one of your traps again.
419
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:21,223
Oh, no?
Your paycheck's in the glove box.
420
00:21:22,929 --> 00:21:24,158
Oh, man!
421
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,564
- Well, that wasn't so hard.
- No?
422
00:21:28,668 --> 00:21:31,228
Once the perpetrator enters the vehicle
without authorization,
423
00:21:31,304 --> 00:21:34,144
the car snaps into action, locking
the doors and rolling up the windows.
424
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:36,574
Tim!
425
00:21:37,811 --> 00:21:39,473
And, finally, before the police arrive,
426
00:21:39,546 --> 00:21:43,074
you want to put your thief
under a little bit of pressure.
427
00:21:54,327 --> 00:21:56,533
I've checked the oil, the fan belt
and the master cylinder.
428
00:21:56,563 --> 00:21:58,589
Everything checks out a-okay.
429
00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:02,397
And now we're under the hood
completing a compression test.
430
00:22:05,905 --> 00:22:07,430
Way to nail those punks.
431
00:22:07,507 --> 00:22:10,944
Now if you excuse me,
I've got a duckling to glaze.
432
00:22:11,311 --> 00:22:12,370
Yeah, I think I... Wow!
433
00:22:13,546 --> 00:22:15,105
Get down!
434
00:22:18,184 --> 00:22:19,464
- What was that?
- What was that?
435
00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:26,743
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