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Does everybody know what time it is?
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- Tool Time!
- That's right!
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Binford Tools is proud to present
Tim The Tool Man Taylor!
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Great. Thank you all. Hey!
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Whoo! Boy, nice audience.
Thank you, Heidi. Thank you, everyone.
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Welcome to Tool Time.
I am Tim The Tool Man Taylor.
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But, of course, you know that.
That's probably why you tuned in.
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And you all know my assistant,
Al Borland. Give it up for Al here.
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Thank you. Thanks a lot.
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As you might have noticed by our clever
sign, it is Hot Rod Week on Tool Time.
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And we are just counting down the days
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when I finish
my '46 Ford convertible right here.
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We're calling this
our Countdown to Coolness.
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We never devote a week to my car.
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That'd be exciting.
Tool Time salute to old station wagons.
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- Can we get on with the first segment?
- Why don't we?
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There's been big historical moments
in all of television.
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Remember the first step on the moon?
Right in a...
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Oh, yuck!
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The Berlin Wall falling down.
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Those big bricks,
they hurt me, dude! Look out!
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But today we're gonna break all records
in the history of television.
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I'm gonna pick out the color
of my convertible top. Huh!
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So why don't we bring out the man who
will show Tim all of his color choices,
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auto design specialist,
George Sparky Henderson!
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- Hey, Al.
- Welcome to the show.
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- Thanks for coming, Sparky.
- Tim.
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It's an honor, your having me here
as part of this historic moment.
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Let's take a look at some colors.
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Love to, Tim.
We've got lots of samples here.
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But our wheel, thank you, Heidi,
is going to help determine
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what is the best color
for the top of your car.
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Now, we have here the color that you've
used for the exterior, a ruby pearl.
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- Excellent choice, Tim.
- Well, yes.
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Then the interior, Tim. You chose Rhone,
so we line up these two colors,
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and then the inner wheel will show which
color will best complement these two.
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- The burgundy's awfully tasteful.
- Wrong!
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Now, you have
an awful lot of options here, Tim.
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Stop right there.
I think I know exactly what I want.
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You still haven't seen
all of your options.
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Once I make a decision, Al,
I've made my decision.
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That's right, Al.
When a man sees something, he buys it.
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- That's it. Case closed.
- Not like a woman buying a purse.
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"I don't know.
Does this go with my house?"
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All right.
So what color are you going with?
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I'm gonna go with...
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Klaus, a drum roll, please.
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I'm gonna go with honky.
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- Honky?
- White.
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Oh, white, white. Yes.
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I get that. White.
Well, now, that's a very bold choice.
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But tan is very nice.
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No, no. Absolutely positively
going with white... or beige.
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So much for a man
being able to make up his mind.
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Well, you have an awful lot of beiges
to choose from.
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Ecru. Now, there's a fun beige, hm?
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- Let's not forget eggshell.
- Oh, I love eggshell.
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- Snappy, snappy, snappy.
- What do you think about cashew?
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Al, we're talking about convertible
tops, not what you store for the winter.
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Sparky asked me to call. We're looking
for a fabric for a new convertible top.
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Well, is Big Jim there?
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How about Spanish Bob?
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One-Eyed Ned?
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It sounds like
he's calling a pirate ship.
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Hi, guys.
You'll never guess what happened today.
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- You bought me a Ferrari.
- Even better.
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I was asked to be on that talk show,
Talk to Me.
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- I'm gonna be on television.
- Not now.
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I'm talking to One-Eyed Ned.
He's got a bum ear.
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No, no, no! I have no gum in my rear!
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Look, when Big Jim comes,
just have him call me. Thanks.
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Now, what do you wanna...?! What
would you like to watch on television?
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No, I'm gonna be on television.
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Did you witness a crime or something?
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No. I'm gonna be
on Barbara Canfield's talk show.
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This particular segment is called
Women on Top.
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I rented that once.
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It's about professional women
who want it all.
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That's the one.
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- OK, I won't bore you with the details.
- Come on. Tell us all the details.
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- How much are they paying you?
- I'm not doing this for money.
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This is an honor. I'm gonna be on a
panel with two very distinguished women.
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One's an economist.
The other one's a doctor.
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Wow. You really balance out the group.
Part-time student with no income.
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The chairman of the psychology
department recommended me.
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They wanted somebody
who'd raised a family
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and is about to re-enter the work force.
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That is great. What do you think, guys?
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- Yeah, it's cool. Whers the show?
- Four o'clock tomorrow.
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Oh, too bad. I gotta go with Sparky
to check out some car colors.
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It's very important.
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Well, what am I thinking?
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Not as important as watching my wife
on a show talking about womers issues.
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- What are you writing, Benny?
- A birthday note to my mom.
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How do you spell I.O.U.?
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Timmy.
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Oh, Tim, what's it gonna be?
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- The dusty sand or the sandy beach?
- What's going on?
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We've been all over town
fabric shopping.
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For my top.
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I always saw you in a slinky
off-the-shoulder number.
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Convertible top for my car, you idiot.
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You thought of a toasted marshmallow?
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Not as often as you have, Al.
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I'm late for my step-aerobics class.
I'll leave this here.
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Make a decision.
I'll be back in a half an hour.
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So, Tim, we haven't seen
much of you lately.
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Should I take that personally?
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Yes. I'm working really hard
on my hot rod.
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I was trying to get this thing done
by Friday.
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You must have been busy. You haven't
spent any money here in weeks.
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I had to cancel my trip to Hawaii.
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I just talked to Dolores.
She didn't say anything about a trip.
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Dolores wasrt invited.
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Besides, she's on her own vacation.
She's scaring the bulls in Pamplona.
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Oh, man. Look at the time.
I'm supposed to watch Jill on TV.
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- Tell Sparky I'll be back in an hour.
- Hey, watch it here.
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- Hey, good idea.
- What's she doing?
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She's on that talk show, Talk to Me.
The segment's called Women on Top.
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That was a video, wasrt it?
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And welcome to Talk to Me.
Today's topic is Women on Top.
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We'll meet women
who had it all, gave it up,
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got it back,
and are doing it better than ever.
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This looks good.
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My guests today are Kathleen
Fitzsimmons, mother of two,
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now an economist with Allied Bank.
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Jill Taylor, mother of three, just about
to complete her masters in psychology.
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And Dr. Diane Peck,
mother of two, now a pediatrician.
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This reminds me
of my first appearance on TV.
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Yeah, when you set your hair on fire.
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My first question is
how did your husbands react
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when you told them you were going to
re-enter the work force? Diane?
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It's amazing. I get a job with one
of the top pediatric groups in Detroit
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and all my husband could say was,
"Who's gonna cook for me?"
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What's wrong with that?
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Jill, how did your husband react
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when you told him
you were going back to school?
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Tim?
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If that's your husband.
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Well, as memory serves,
he was very supportive.
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Boy, I wish I had a husband like yours.
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- Mine's a total caveman.
- Mine, too.
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When I told him I wanted my own career,
he couldn't even articulate words.
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He just kind of went...
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- How did you know that?
- Lucky guess.
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What kind of dirt you got on Jill?
She's making you look good.
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What do you think it would take
for me to get a date with the host?
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A miracle not even God could pull off.
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Jill, you're the psychologist.
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What is going on under the surface
with these guys?
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Well, it's very common.
Often a man feels threatened
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when a woman usurps his role
as hunter-gatherer.
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That's why their husbands
reacted the way they did.
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Why is your husband so understanding,
the exception to the rule?
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Well, Tim is one of a kind.
I mean, Tim breaks all the rules.
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Tim breaks everything.
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Upon closer inspection,
Jill's looking...
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Hey! Hey!
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You're very lucky to have a husband
who's made the transition easier.
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I wish my experience had been
a walk in the park like Jill's.
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It wasrt exactly...
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In a perfect world, I guess we'd all be
skipping through life like Jill.
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I'm not skipping through life. I mean,
I've struggled like the rest of you.
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Believe me,
my husband is far from perfect.
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Look out. Incoming.
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What did your husband say when you told
him you wanted to be a psychologist?
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- His exact words?
- Yeah.
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"What for? You should
become a turret lathe operator."
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- Yeah.
- They make good money!
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I never talk to him
about what I'm studying.
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He thinks psychology is totally bogus.
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- So you must be pretty resentful.
- Oh, no.
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Don't misconstrue what I'm saying
as anger towards my husband.
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I could never be angry at a man
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who's in such a vulnerable state.
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Exactly what do you mean
by a vulnerable state?
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Well, he's in mid-life crisis.
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I mean, he's emotionally fragile.
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Oh, you poor hunter-gatherer, you.
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Let me get you a tissue.
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Would a hug help?
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It's really wonderful
that you can be so empathetic.
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Well, I have to be.
Tim is emotionally off-center.
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He's... crying out for help.
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Hey, you guys hear something?
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Help! Help!
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It's very interesting
the way that this manifests itself.
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Tell us.
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He comes up
with all kinds of crazy ideas.
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He wanted to buy
and move up to a hunting lodge.
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- With the kids? The whole family?
- Yeah.
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- And he wanted to fly into outer space.
- Oh, now, that is crazy.
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In the middle of writing
my masters thesis,
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he decided he wanted
to have another baby.
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- At your age? That's a lot of nerve.
- Oh, you poor thing.
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No, no, no, no, wait.
No, he's the one that's suffering.
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That's why it is so important
for me to listen to all of his ideas,
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no matter how stupid or pathetic.
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I think we should give a big hand
to the woman who has it all
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in spite of the man who wants
to take it away and keep it for himself.
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That went well.
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Man, Dolores rags on me,
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but it's in the privacy
of a bowling alley.
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At least this is on
late in the afternoon.
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Who's gonna watch the stupid thing?
Eight people watch this damn thing.
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- Tim.
- What is it?
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I saw what Jill said about you
on the TV.
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- Where?
- The guys in the gym felt your pain.
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A lot of them tried to cover up
by laughing.
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Were you one of them, Sparky?
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I'd rather not say.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hey, Mom. Great job on the show.
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Really? So you don't think
that I went overboard?
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Well, it's hard to say. Why don't you
ask your stupid, pathetic husband?
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Is he upset?
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Never came home to watch the show.
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- Oh, thank God.
- We taped it. You want us to hide it?
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No, I want you to burn it.
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Hello, Jill.
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Goodbye, Mom.
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So I heard that you never made it home
to watch the show.
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No, I didn't make it home.
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That's OK.
It was really not interesting.
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- You don't think?
- No.
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I was able to catch it at the hardware
store in front of all my friends.
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How are they doing? You know,
I really have been missing Benny.
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Benny's really great.
He's been laughing a lot lately.
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They've all been laughing a lot.
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They thought your performance
was really funny.
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You should remember some of the things
you've said on Tool Time about women.
232
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Such as women aren't decisive,
233
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uh, my wife this, my wife that.
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I am paid to be a character
on Tool Time.
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Your character just happens to be
married to a character named Jill?
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Jill's a very common name.
237
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The Jill you said drools in her sleep
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and the Jill you said
had bad morning breath was this Jill.
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The only two times
I've mentioned your name.
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You said I was suffering
a mid-life crisis, told everybody that,
241
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that it was stupid
to want another child.
242
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You called me fragile.
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I was just trying to get a psychological
perspective on men in general.
244
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I didn't mean you.
245
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The only one you mentioned was me.
246
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I wasrt talking about you specifically.
I was referring to the global you.
247
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- Oh, yeah. The global me.
- Yeah.
248
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Well, now the global me
is walking around without any globes.
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That's why it's so important
that I listen to all of his ideas,
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no matter how stupid or pathetic.
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...that I listen to all of his ideas,
no matter how stupid or pathetic.
252
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What was I thinking?
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Oh, oh, oh, oh...
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Wilson, is that you?
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Oh! I am so sorry, neighborette.
Good thing I wasrt juggling chain saws.
256
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Yeah.
257
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- I didn't know you juggled.
- Oh, yes, indeedy.
258
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I'm a little bit rusty.
259
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But in my younger days...
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I worked in the circus.
261
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I roomed with a two-headed man.
262
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Did you split the utilities three ways?
263
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No, five ways.
264
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We also lived with Nicky The Lobster Boy
and Margo The Human Corkscrew.
265
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I'm rooming with
Tim The Ticked-Off Tool Man.
266
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I was on a talk show and I said
some things I shouldn't have said.
267
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,542
Well, Tim's done that to you
on Tool Time.
268
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Yeah, but I said
that he was stupid and pathetic.
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Oh, my, my, my!
What caused you to do that?
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I don't know. All these women
were trashing their husbands.
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And I didn't wanna do that, you know.
I wanted to explain Tim's behavior.
272
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Well, who were these women?
273
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They were very successful
professional women.
274
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One was a doctor.
The other was an economist.
275
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Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
276
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Oh, I see what you're saying.
277
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All I said was,
"Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm."
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But what you meant
was that I was analyzing Tim
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was because I was insecure
around these women
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and needed to show off
how much I knew about psychology.
281
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Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
282
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You make another good point.
283
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I mean, I was validated for what I said,
so I went on and on and on and on.
284
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,393
Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
285
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I sold Tim out to make myself look good.
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Mm.
287
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:59,542
Wow. You're really tough on me
sometimes, Wilson.
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But you don't make me feel judged.
You know?
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You are just a genius.
How do you do that?
290
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I just tell it like it is.
291
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- Hi.
- Hi there.
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How are you doing?
293
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Not as good as the woman
that had it all, got it back,
294
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dumped it on the ground
and rubbed my nose in it.
295
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,667
What's all this?
296
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,938
I know I shouldn't have said what I did,
297
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so I cooked your favorite meal
as a sort of peace offering.
298
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Hm. Bratwurst, knackwurst.
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00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:46,482
And as an appetizer, liverwurst.
300
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I guess you could say
this is my "wurst" meal.
301
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- I say that about all your meals.
- Yeah, I know.
302
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,331
I didn't mean to talk
about our private life on television.
303
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I guess once I got surrounded
by all those successful women,
304
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my self-esteem issues were triggered
and I wanted to impress them.
305
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,644
- So I overcompensated by...
- Honey, honey, honey.
306
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Back the Freud Fairlane up here.
307
00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:15,344
You got carried away. You were trying
to show off for the girls.
308
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:19,322
- I was the butt of your tirade.
- Yeah, that's right. You got it.
309
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:22,690
I do it all the time on Tool Time.
Now I know how you feel.
310
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,223
So you're not gonna
hold this against me?
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00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:31,736
No, I'm a guy. I let this stuff go.
I do wanna ask one thing, though.
312
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Are you ticked off at me for making you
go through this mid-life thing?
313
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,941
Sometimes it is hard for me to keep up
with the changes you're making.
314
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:44,847
But I love that you're experiencing new
emotions you never thought you'd have.
315
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:50,150
I hate new emotions.
I hate all emotions.
316
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:54,249
It did make me appreciate
what you have to go through every day.
317
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,658
What? Being married to you?
318
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:01,959
Being in front of the camera, putting it
out there in front of everybody.
319
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:06,198
- How do you get over being nervous?
- There's a little thing I do to relax.
320
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I... I make fun of women.
321
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:16,681
It's spring again, the time
when a young mars fancy turns to...
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Cheese!
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00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:22,678
That's right. And check out Saginaw's
new line of spring cheeses.
324
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When it's springtime, it's string time.
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00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:31,589
Sparky, pull me off a little bit
of that string cheese. Saginaw Cheese.
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Cheese, it's good!
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Welcome back to Tool Time.
It's that magic moment.
328
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:46,233
That's right. We're about to reveal
Tim's completed hot rod.
329
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:55,350
Oh, thank God. I can't wait.
330
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,184
I've never seen you this excited
about a car before.
331
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,623
I'm excited
because it's finally finished.
332
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:03,388
Yeah, we can get our lives back.
333
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:07,023
If I were you,
I'd go with a whole new one.
334
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,964
OK, on three, we're going to reveal
335
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:12,526
Tim's totally tricked-out
'46 Ford convertible!
336
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:16,973
Everybody... One! Two! Three!
337
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,010
- Yeah!
- All right!
338
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:27,074
Hey, Tim,
there's no upholstery, nothing.
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00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:29,120
You were supposed to finish this.
340
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,189
After we changed the color of the top,
341
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,748
the seats didn't match,
neither did the side panels.
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00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:38,057
The maroon didn't match the rim,
so I'm gonna repaint that.
343
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:42,430
- That's gonna take, like, three months.
- Oh, yeah.
344
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:45,265
Oh, no.
345
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:52,568
Klaus, drum roll, please.
346
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:57,274
- Funny color, Tim?
- It's a funny color.
347
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:59,817
That Jill was this Jill.
348
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:04,447
The only two times I've ever mentioned
your names were that time...
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00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:07,651
How are they? I've been missing Benny.
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In my younger days,
I worked in the circus.
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00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:16,067
Ah!
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