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Welcome to Tool Time on location.
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And now the star of our show,
Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor!
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Whoaaaaa!
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Thank you, Heidi. Welcome to Tool Time.
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I am Tim "Yee-Haw Man" Taylor.
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Of course, you all know
my assistant, Mr. Al.
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Tim, come on. Where'd you put my shirt?
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Oh, now, that's not funny.
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Sad, actually.
The shirt's big on the horse.
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- Here you go, Al.
- Oh, you guys...
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Come on.
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We're here at Willow Run at
a blacksmith's shop. A special show...
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Tool Time's Timeless Tools.
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And we enlisted the help of
Delvin Horsted, our blacksmith. Delvin?
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- Welcome to the show, Delvin.
- Some welcome.
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You kept me waiting outside
my own shop by the manure pile.
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Well, that stinks.
And we're very sorry about that.
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But what a nice place
you have here, Delvin.
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Thank you. It was built in 1910
by my father Melvin.
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Ah.
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What was your grandpa's name,
Shmelvin?
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Yes.
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OK, Delvin, why don't you show us some
of the tools of the blacksmith trade?
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Well, the most important tool
to any blacksmith is his anvil.
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The anvil is where
the blacksmith hammers.
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In the old days
these were made out of cast iron.
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But today they're made
out of forged steel.
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Boy, that's an obnoxious noise.
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- I thought this was a tool show.
- It is.
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So why don't we take a look
at these tools right now?
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- Ooh, I know all about these.
- What do you know about tongs?
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Shh, quiet. It's the Chinese Mafia.
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These are 36-inch tongs.
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Oh. The kind that Al's mom
wears at the beach.
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I use them...
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I use them to take
heavy pieces of metal out of the fire.
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The length keeps my hands
away from the heat.
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Very important to a blacksmith. You keep
your hands soft and silky-smooth.
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I'm not the one wearing make-up.
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Behave yourself. Now we know
something about these tools,
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why don't we put 'em to work?
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This is Whiskey Pete.
Whiskey, how about some new shoes?
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Let's put her in an espadrille
or a slingback.
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- This is a horse!
- Of course! Of course!
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Delvin, what would be the first thing
you do when putting on new shoes?
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Well, first you take off the old shoe.
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You get a firm grip
on the animal's hoof
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and pull out the nails
with these pliers.
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Let me give that a shot.
Hold onto that hoof.
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I don't want that horse kicking me
and turning me into a gelding.
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My thumb! That's it! That's it!
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Let me show you tool boys
something else you can do with tongs.
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We'll be right back
after these words from Binford.
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If you want, I can hold that
across the room for you.
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This is a very comfortable position
for reading.
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Face it, Mom. You need glasses.
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Don't be ridiculous.
I've always had excellent eyesight.
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Yeah, but now you're old.
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Excuse me. I come from good eye stock.
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Nobody in my family
has ever needed glasses.
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Mom, have you driven
with Grandma lately?
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Guys, think about it.
Do I look like an old person?
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Do I act like an old person?
Do I move like an old person?
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So many questions, so little time.
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- What he said.
- Yeah.
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Oh, come on. I am not old.
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I am youthful. I am full of youth.
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I'm vibrant. I'm in my prime.
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Do you want me to hold that
from over here?
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My big brother's in town.
You know what that means.
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- Dusting off the old bald jokes?
- Yeah.
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Hey, Jeff. I love
what you've done with your hair.
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- And...?
- That's as far as I've gotten.
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My mom invited Marty and me
over for dinner. Wanna join us?
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I gotta do some homework.
Besides, you guys can catch up.
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- I can get that $1200 back he owes me.
- Yeah, forget about it.
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They say if you loan money to family,
you gotta think of it as a gift.
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However, this was not a gift.
It was a business loan.
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And his business is up and running.
A perfect time to get that money back.
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Jeff's a great guy,
but he's not great with money.
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- You're never gonna see a dime of that.
- Really?
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I say tonight
I come back with that money,
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or... or I'll give up a day
with the hot rod to spend with you.
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And how romantic that'll be
under those circumstances.
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- Don't worry. It's never gonna happen.
- Gonna happen.
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- Who is it?
- It's Avon calling, ma'am.
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I've got a peach blush
that's to die for.
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- Come on in.
- Hey, Jeff. Tim's here.
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And if I were you, I'd put on a hat.
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- Jeffrey.
- Tim.
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- Good seeing you.
- Good seeing you.
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Hmm. I love what you've done
with your hair.
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- Uh-huh.
- Where do you keep it?
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On your back.
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- OK. Come on, boys. Don't start.
- Marty, get me a beer, will you?
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- Yeah.
- Whatever you're cooking smells great.
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Jeff cooked the dinner. Used his own
recipe and his own pots and pans.
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You're traveling with cookware now?
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I check the pots curbside. The spatulas
and the skillets are carry-ons.
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Now you boys are both here,
we've got something to tell you.
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There is a reason that Jeff
is traveling with pots and pans.
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Jeff's become a Gypsy.
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That's perfect. You can wear a babushka
now to cover everything up.
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Jeff's new business didn't work out
quite as well as he'd hoped,
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so he's gonna be living here
for a while.
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- You're kidding?
- I thought it was on track.
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Well, I thought so, too,
but it's this darn economy.
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The economy hasn't been this good
since they sunk the Lusitania.
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I think the world just wasrt ready
for a drive-through pet shop.
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It was Wal-Mutt, right?
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Auto-Pet.
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Jeff was a little ahead of his time,
that's all.
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But he's got great ideas
for what he's gonna do next.
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I haven't forgotten
that money I owe you.
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Money? What money?
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You'll get it back sooner than you think
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because I'll be saving a lot of money
living here with Mommy... Mom, Mom!
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Wait a minute. You're a grown man
who's gonna let his mother cook for him
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and clean for him,
and take care of him when he's sick?
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You're a lucky S.O.B.
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Mom.
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OK, OK. All right. I am
a very old woman who needs glasses.
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There. I said it. Are you happy?
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Actually, I was just gonna ask you
to pass the butter.
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If you're so freaked out about getting
glasses, why don't you get contacts?
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I only need them for reading.
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I'll be putting them in
and taking them out all day long.
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You could get those glasses on a chain
like our librarian, Mrs. Potemkin.
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- Morning, everybody.
- Where were you last night?
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- I didn't even hear you come in.
- You know those Taylor get-togethers.
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We start reminiscing, next thing we're
all oiled up, wrestling for quarters.
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I tell you, that mother-in-law of yours
can do a fierce body slam. Ba-da-bing!
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Did you ask Jeff for the money?
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No. You know that drive-through
pet store he had?
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Yeah. What was that called?
Cat-In-The-Box.
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He lost his business. He doesn't have
any money. He's moving in with Mom.
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A 45-year-old man
living with his mother. That's sad.
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Well, you might wanna see where you are
in 30 years and then make that call.
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- Poor Jeff.
- I hate to see him struggle.
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See you, guys.
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See you, Dad.
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Morning.
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Hello, Jeff.
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Yeah.
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OK. Sure, after work. Thanks.
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Bye.
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You might find some bottles
with bigger print on them.
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- I don't believe that.
- What?
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Jeff wants to come over
and borrow my finger.
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I won't ask.
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That big foam finger
I use at the hockey games?
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He's got a date. He got front-row seats
to see the Red Wings tonight.
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- Front-row seats? Isn't that expensive?
- Yeah. He paid a fortune for 'em.
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A fortune he could be using to pay me
back or give Mom some rent money.
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- Are you gonna talk to him about it?
- You bet I will.
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I'll talk to him tonight
when I give him the finger.
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Oh, good. Randy, I want you to see this.
What do you think? Pair number one.
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- Tr�s Mr. Magoo.
- Oh.
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OK, OK, Tim, Tim.
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what do you think of these?
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They make your butt look big.
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They do?
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- I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
- Oh, my God! They do!
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They make my butt look big.
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Trust me, honey. Your butt looked
just as big before you put 'em on.
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There's probably a better way
to say that.
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Yeah, but don't bother
trying to find it.
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I'm just gonna go up
and look in a full-length mirror.
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If you had different glasses,
you wouldn't have to cover that thing.
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- Hello to you, too, Jeff.
- Hey, Tim.
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- Where's your date?
- Right here.
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Whoo-hee! And what a looker!
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My date stood me up, so I figured
I'd treat my little brother.
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Yeah. He said if I'm good,
he'd buy me a Sno-Cone.
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I'd like to talk to Jeff in private.
Go stick my finger in your back seat.
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You make it sound so dirty.
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- So, what's up?
- It's none of my business,
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but how are you affording
expensive hockey tickets?
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- Well, I'm celebrating my new business.
- You opened up a new business?
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I had this brainstorm
for a mailbox-and-shipping store.
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- There's a problem, isn't there?
- What?
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- You're broke.
- Not anymore. Got a very generous loan.
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It'd be tough to get a bank loan
when your last business went belly-up.
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I got a private backer,
and there's the money that I owe you.
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- Sorry it took so long to get it back.
- A private backer?
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Someone gave you cash for all...?
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- Yeah.
- Who's the private backer?
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Oh, I thought I mentioned it. Mom. Bye.
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Jeff!
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Well, I figured out how come Jeff
could afford expensive hockey tickets,
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pay off his loan in cash
and open a new business.
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Well, what did he do? Rob a bank?
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Yeah, the Bank of Mom.
He got her to crack open her nest egg
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so he could open
a mailbox-and-shipping business.
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Oh, my God. With Jeff's luck,
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he'll turn it into another
one of those K-Mutts.
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I'm gonna go over after the hockey game
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and tell Mr. Chrome Dome about fiscal
responsibility. I gotta tell him...
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You can talk to him
till you're blue in the face.
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What am I supposed to do about it?
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Maybe I should go over there
and beat him up with my big butt.
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Full house. Queens high.
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Oh, no.
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Who is it?
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The FBI, ma'am.
I'm here for your strip search.
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It's all right. It's only Tim.
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I love your son in that show.
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They should just get rid
of the obnoxious one
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that's always breaking things.
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I think you're a little mixed-up.
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- Hi, Mom. Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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This broke outside.
It wasrt me, I swear.
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- Give me a screwdriver.
- Never mind. Never mind.
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Say hello to Gwen, Bertha,
Alice and Lois.
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Oh, hello, Tim.
So you finally got a toupee.
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No. That's my older brother Jeff.
This isn't a toupee.
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Whatever you say.
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- So, speaking of Jeff, is he here?
- He'll be back any second.
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Say, while you're waiting,
would you like to play a little poker?
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I couldn't take your money, ladies.
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Suddenly I am tired.
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It's funny how fatigue sets in
after winning all my money.
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Hey, Tim, ladies.
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Lucille, walk me home, will you?
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All this money that I won from Tim is
putting a lot of weight on my bad hip.
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Double or nothing? Let's get oiled up
and I'll wrestle you for it.
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I'd crush you like a grape.
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00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:21,249
- You missed one heck of a game, bud.
- Did I?
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I'd like to hang onto your finger.
I've got tickets for next week's game.
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We heard about your new business.
Sounds wonderful.
232
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:31,730
Maybe you should just give up
your little TV skits
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and follow in your brother's footsteps.
234
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Well, I would, but I'd like to leave
my mom some money to retire on.
235
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,272
What's that mean?
236
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Why are you borrowing money from Mom
to start another fly-by-night business
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and take money to pay me off?
238
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:52,108
First of all,
this is between Mom and me, OK?
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Second of all, she gave me the money
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because she thinks
my fly-by-night business is a good idea.
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- Like Poodle Town?
- Auto-Pet.
242
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:05,187
I don't have to be talked to this way.
I'm your older brother, not a child.
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I'm going to my room.
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- Hey, Wilson.
- Hi-ho, Tim.
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I saw your light was on.
What are you doing to the Studebaker?
246
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Nothing very interesting.
Just draining my radiator.
247
00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:22,404
Well, I'd rather watch that
than watch my brother drain my mother.
248
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,415
Who wouldn't?
249
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,941
Jeff got my mom to give him a big loan
to start a new business.
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A new business? Whatever happened
to Long John Schnauzer's?
251
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,721
Well, that folded.
Now he's onto his next failure.
252
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:38,820
Oh, yes, I see. So you're worried
about your mom losing her money.
253
00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:43,766
Yeah. I talked to Jeff about it and
he just said it's none of my business.
254
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:47,294
Well, it's true,
but considering Jeff's track record,
255
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the concerns you have
are totally understandable.
256
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:54,906
Yeah. So I'm caught
between a rock and a bald guy.
257
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:58,609
Tim, I can't find the drain plug
to this thing. Can you give me a hand?
258
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,142
It's an old Studebaker.
It's on the left side. Got a lantern?
259
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,189
Right here.
260
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Looks like it came off a ship.
Where'd you get it? Off the Titanic?
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Yes.
262
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Have you considered talking to your mom?
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00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:23,503
- I can't talk to my mom about this.
- Why not?
264
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Tell her that I think that
her oldest son, my brother, is a loser?
265
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,975
If that is the case,
it'll hurt her feelings,
266
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but isn't that better than seeing
her savings wiped out?
267
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So I should just put everything
out on the table?
268
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,920
I'm reminded of the famous words,
269
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:43,155
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Samuel Langhorne Clemens.
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00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:47,358
That big can'toon rooster?
Well, I say, boy... Well, I say, boy...
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
272
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:52,595
See, Samuel Clemens
is the real name of Mark Twain,
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one of America's greatest thinkers.
274
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:57,640
Well, that big chickers pretty smart.
275
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:01,474
Gave that dog a run for his money.
276
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:05,677
I say, boy, I say, boy, that dog
is dumber than a sack of wet beans.
277
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,117
- Is Jeff home?
- No.
278
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:12,282
He's out looking for packing materials
for his new store.
279
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:16,657
That's what I wanna talk about. I don't
think you should loan him the money.
280
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:17,990
You don't?
281
00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:23,558
- I think he's taking advantage of you.
- Oh. I can look after myself, Tim.
282
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:25,330
Save some money for a rainy day.
283
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:28,373
You never know
when you're gonna blow out a hip.
284
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:33,509
Look, I've invested pretty well
over the years.
285
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:36,548
And I can afford to take a risk
if I really believe in it,
286
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,775
like Jeff's mailbox business.
287
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:44,622
He can have his grand opening sale and
going-out-of-business sale in one day.
288
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,750
Tim, Jeff has really done
his homework this time.
289
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:51,785
These places do very well.
And he's found a very good location.
290
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:55,196
So when he hits you up for money,
you just fork it over to him?
291
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:59,294
He didn't hit me up for the money.
I had to talk him into taking it.
292
00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:03,671
Wait a minute. You talked him into this?
You believe in this that much?
293
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:08,008
- Well, why didn't he tell me this?
- Well, I'm sure he was embarrassed.
294
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,941
Your approval means a lot to him, Tim.
295
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:14,416
Since when did he care what I think?
296
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:20,083
You guys give each other a hard time,
but deep down, Jeff truly admires you.
297
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,592
I don't think so.
298
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:26,927
Honey, you've got everything
in the world that he'd like to have.
299
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,526
You've got a successful career,
you've got a great family...
300
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:32,570
Hair.
301
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:36,438
Yeah. That, too.
302
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:40,741
I'd love to see Jeff
get some of that good stuff.
303
00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:44,714
That's why I gave him the money.
I'd do the same for you, honey.
304
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:49,983
Boy, Mom, you cannot believe all the
shipping material out there these days.
305
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,216
Packing peanuts, foam popcorn...
306
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,624
Makes me thirsty
for a Scotch tape and soda.
307
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,858
Oh, you. Are you here to convince Mom
that I'm a bad risk?
308
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:02,627
- No, Jeff. I just came over to talk.
- This is good.
309
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:06,432
OK, I just think I'll go out
and pop some bubbles.
310
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,500
Whoo-hoo-hoo! This is so much fun!
311
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:15,212
She's slipping already.
312
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,772
Look, um, I was out of line
for coming down on you, you know.
313
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:22,411
This is none of my business and she has
every right to loan you money.
314
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:25,684
How much did she pay you to say that?
315
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:28,317
There's nothing left.
You cleaned her out.
316
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:31,260
- Oh, yeah. Here we go again.
- Oh, Jeff, come on.
317
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:36,199
Mom says you've done your homework
on this one and it's a real solid idea.
318
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:38,236
You think so? God, I hope so.
319
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:42,774
I just can't take another failure
like Jiffy Pup.
320
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:48,244
It was Auto-Pet.
And you were just ahead of your time.
321
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:53,015
- Thanks.
- If Mom believes in you, so do I.
322
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,450
I appreciate that.
323
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:57,977
I'm just telling the truth,
like a famous American said we should.
324
00:20:58,056 --> 00:21:02,220
- What famous American?
- Come on. Samuel Foghorn Leghorn.
325
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,729
He was one smart chicken.
326
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:11,769
No, I'm talking about Mark Twain.
The guy that wrote Huckleberry Hound.
327
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:16,031
When you were a kid,
did Mom drop you on your head?
328
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,669
Yeah. The same day she dunked
your head in that vat of Nair.
329
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:30,313
- Hey, you got new reading glasses.
- Yeah, yeah.
330
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:33,881
After checking out 300 frames,
I finally found the perfect pair.
331
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,688
And they're very cool.
332
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:38,286
Extremely slimming.
333
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:41,799
For what they cost me, I could've hired
somebody to read for me.
334
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,233
- Hi, honey.
- Hi, Lucille.
335
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,830
- Sorry I'm late.
- I'm having trouble with this recipe.
336
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:51,069
What does this mean
when they say coddle an egg?
337
00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:56,944
Oh, hello, egg.
Look at your cute little yolk.
338
00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:58,983
Let me look at this here.
339
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,652
Oh, my God. You have
the same Gianni Firenzi glasses.
340
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:09,694
I didn't know what they were called.
341
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:12,525
They were giving them away
at the car wash.
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00:22:13,305 --> 00:22:19,851
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