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SO, THEY THOUGHT THIS WILL KEEP US OFF, EH?
ALL RIGHT, SAM, LET'’S KEEP THEM MOVING.
[CATTLE MOOING]
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪
[HUMMING]
♪ NA NA NA NA ♪
WHOA, CHOP SUEY.
[MOOING]
HMM. VELLY BAD.
ME TELL MISS MILLER, QUICK!
GET UP, CHOP SUEY! BODY IN MUCH HURRY!
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
MISS-A MILLER!
MISS-A MILLER!
WHAT'’S THE MATTER, SING LEE?
BAD MEN DRIVE MANY BEEF STEAK ON RANCH.
ME AND CHOP SUEY LOOK SEE ON WAY TO TOWN.
GO GET UNCLE NED AND THE BOYS.
THEY'’RE OUT ON DEER FLATS.
HURRY!
[SHOUTING CHINESE]
[CATTLE MOOING]
HEY, UP THERE!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
THAT'’S JUST A WARNING!
GET THOSE CATTLE OFF THIS RANCH!
THE MILLER GIRL.
TAKE MY GUN.
WHY, WE JUST WANT TO DRIVE THOSE CRITTERS THROUGH
TO THE RAIL-HEAD FOR SHIPMENT TO KANSAS CITY.
THOSE ARE SAGE COUNTY CATTLE, UNDER QUARANTINE.
YOU SAW THE SIGNS.
WHAT SIGNS, MISS MILLER?
THEY'’RE ALL ALONG THE COUNTY LINE.
YOU COULDN'’T MISS THEM.
OH, IT'’S TOO LATE TO TURN BACK NOW.
CAN'’T WE JUST DRIVE THIS HERD THROUGH?
NO! WE DON'’T WANT TEXAS CATTLE FEVER IN THIS COUNTY.
WHY, MISS MILLER, I'’VE GOT A LOT OF MONEY TIED UP IN THAT STOCK.
[AUTRY SINGING]
♪ AND BY THE FIRE, BEFORE I RETIRE ♪
♪ I'’LL PLAY MY OLD GUITAR ♪
♪ THEN ON THE GROUND, I LAY MYSELF DOWN ♪
♪ UNDER THE MILLIONS OF STARS ♪
♪ WATCHING THE MOON, HUMMING A TUNE ♪
♪ ANOTHER PERFECT DAY ♪
♪ LIVING TO SING ♪
♪ FEEL LIKE A KING ♪
GIVE ME THAT RIFLE!
DON'’T GET EXCITED.
[BANG] HELP!
HELP! HELP!
HEY...
WHAT WAS THAT?
MAYBE IT'’S A CUSTOMER YELLING
FOR SOME OF YOUR MEDICINE, PROFESSOR.
WHAT'’S THE MATTER?
SOMEBODY'’S COMING. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR GUNS HANDY.
SOMEONE IN TROUBLE? YES! I AM.
THOSE CATTLE ARE UNDER QUARANTINE,
AND THESE MEN ARE TRYING TO DRIVE THEM ACROSS THIS RANCH.
IF I WAS YOU, YOUNG FELLA, I'’D JUST MOSEY ALONG.
LET US SETTLE THIS AMONG OURSELVES.
SOUNDS LIKE PRETTY GOOD ADVICE.
I'’M A STRANGER AROUND HERE,
AND DON'’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THESE CATTLE QUARANTINES, ANYWAY.
SORRY, MISS.
LET'’S GO, FELLAS!
WE SURE SENT HIM ON HIS WAY!
GET '’EM UP!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'’LL HAVE TO BUY A NEW HAT.
YOU'’RE SURE HEADING FOR TROUBLE, FELLA.
DON'’T WORRY ABOUT ME.
JUST DROP THAT GUN AND REACH.
GET THEIR GUNS, BOYS.
KEEP AN EYE ON THEM.
I'’M GLAD YOU CAME ALONG.
SO AM I.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THOSE FELLOWS?
MY UNCLE IS SHERIFF OF THIS COUNTY.
HE'’LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.
HERE HE COMES NOW!
THIS IS GOING TO COST YOU $500, CONNER.
WHAT FOR?
FOR BREAKING THE QUARANTINE LAW.
AW, THAT LAW'’S UNFAIR.
THAT AIN'’T FOR YOU TO DECIDE.
NOW, YOU GET THAT HERD BACK ACROSS THE LINE.
[CATTLE MOOING]
MIGHTY NICE PLACE YOU HAVE HERE, MISS MILLER.
I THINK SO, TOO.
MISS MILLER, YOU CATCHING ONE OF THOSE BAD MEN?
NO, SING LEE. MR. AUTRY'’S A FRIEND.
OH. YOU LIKE STAY FOR DINNER?
SING LEE PLENTY GOOD COOK.
I'’M AFRAID NOT.
WE'’D BE GLAD TO HAVE YOU, MR. AUTRY.
THANKS, BUT I'’VE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE MEDICINE WAGON.
IF YOU'’RE IN TOWN TOMORROW, DON'’T MISS THE SHOW.
I WON'’T.
HE JUST LEFT THE MILLER GIRL,
AND IS COMING BACK UP THE TRAIL.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO TO A GUY THAT COST ME $500?
ALL RIGHT, SAM, TAKE THEM WITH YOU. ALL OF YOU!
[HUMMING]
[GUNSHOTS]
WELL, SO LONG, PARDNER.
[ALL LAUGHING]
COME ON.
[GENE WHISTLES]
SURE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN TOWN.
YEAH. WONDER WHAT THEY'’RE DOING.
HELLO, MORGAN. WHAT'’S ALL THAT CROWD--
WHERE'’VE YOU FELLOWS BEEN?
OH, THAT'’S ALL RIGHT. HE'’S ONE OF US.
WE COULDN'’T GET THAT HERD ACROSS.
WE HAD TO BRING THEM BACK.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT.
YOU FELLOWS CERTAINLY TOOK YOUR TIME.
I TOOK TIME TO FIX A NOSEY COWBOY.
BESIDES, YOU CAN'’T DRIVE
THEM SICK CRITTERS ANY FASTER.
THEY'’RE DYING ON THEIR FEET.
KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU BIT OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW.
BUYING UP THEM SAGE COUNTY CATTLE.
OH, NO, I DIDN'’T. I'’LL MAKE $100,000 OUT OF THEM.
I'’VE CALLED A MEETING RIGHT NOW TO HAVE THAT QUARANTINE LAW LIFTED.
HOW YOU GOING TO DO THAT?
WITH THE HELP OF DR. SCHAEFER, HERE.
HE'’S A VERY FINE VETERINARIAN.
THAT IS, ACCORDING TO HIS CREDENTIALS.
COME ON. LET'’S GET OVER TO THE TOWN HALL.
AND DON'’T FORGET...
THOSE STEERS BELONG TO YOU, NOT ME.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
[BANGING GAVEL]
THE MEETING WILL NOW COME TO ORDER.
WE ARE HERE TODAY TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT
THE QUARANTINE ON SAGE COUNTY CATTLE SHOULD BE LIFTED.
AS A COWMAN, I SAY THAT THE TEXAS CATTLE FEVER IS CONTAGIOUS,
AND ALL SAGE COUNTY CATTLE SHOULD BE KEPT OUT OF COLIMA COUNTY.
[CHEERING]
MY FRIENDS... AS PRESIDENT
OF THE COLIMA COUNTY CATTLEMEN'’S ASSOCIATION,
NATURALLY, I AM YOUR FRIEND.
AND IF THERE WERE ANY BASIS
FOR THE PRESENT QUARANTINE LAW,
I WOULD BE THE LAST PERSON TO WANT IT LIFTED.
BUT THE TEXAS CATTLE FEVER
IS NOT CONTAGIOUS!
[ALL CHATTERING]
OUR QUARANTINE LAW ONLY WORKS A HARDSHIP
ON MR. CONNER AND OTHER SAGE COUNTY COWMEN
WHO HAVE APPEALED TO ME FOR HELP.
IT WAS THROUGH MY UNTIRING EFFORTS, I'’M PROUD TO SAY,
THAT OUR RAILROAD WAS EXTENDED TO OUR VERY DOOR.
AND THE BEAUTIFUL CLOCK IN THE STEEPLE ABOVE US--
THE ONLY ONE IN 1,500 MILES--
WAS MY GIFT TO THE FAIR CITY OF DECKER.
[APPLAUSE]
THEREFORE, I ASK YOU, WOULD I WISH
TO REVOKE A LAW THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL
TO THE COMMUNITY AND TO THE CITIZENS I LOVE?
[ALL CHATTERING]
NO. OF COURSE NOT.
I HAVE GONE TO A GREAT DEAL
OF EXPENSE TO BRING IN--
♪ HEAR THE WORDS OF WISDOM THAT HE SPEAKS ♪
TO BRING A MAN HERE WHO RANKS--
♪ TO PUT A HEALTHY COLOR... ♪
A MAN WHO RANKS--
♪ SING A SONG OF THE WANDERER ♪
RANKS HIGH IN HIS PROFESSION.
♪ THE ROVING RESTLESS WESTERNER ♪
♪ OVER MOUNTAINS HILL AND DALE ♪
♪ THE COWBOY MEDICINE SHOW ♪
[FIDDLES PLAYING]
I SEE YOU FIXED HIM, ALL RIGHT.
THAT'’S THAT MEDICINE SHOW OUTFIT I HAD TROUBLE WITH.
HI, NEIGHBORS, IT'’S A PLEASURE
TO BE HERE IN YOUR FAIR CITY TODAY.
AND WE'’RE GOING TO START OFF THE ENTERTAINMENT
THAT YOU COME HERE TO SEE.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS, DOWN TO THE FRONT OF THE ROSTRUM,
AND LET'’S GO!
[BAND PLAYING CAMPTOWN RACES]
GO STOP THEM.
Conner: HOLD UP, THERE! STOP THAT NOISE!
I SAID STOP IT!
NOW, TAKE THIS OUTFIT AND GET OUT OF HERE.
BUT WE'’RE NOT FINISHED.
WELL, YOU'’RE INTERRUPTING A MEETING.
WELL, YOU'’RE INTERRUPTING THE SHOW.
THESE MEN DON'’T HAVE TO LEAVE
UNTIL THEY'’RE READY, CONNER.
THANKS, SHERIFF.
WAIT A MINUTE. I WANT TO SAY A WORD.
I'’VE GONE TO A GREAT DEAL OF EXPENSE, YOUNG MAN,
TO BRING OUT HERE A VETERINARIAN TO PROVE
THAT THE TEXAS CATTLE FEVER IS NOT CONTAGIOUS.
WOULD YOU MIND POSTPONING YOUR SHOW UNTIL WE SETTLE THE QUESTION?
NOT AT ALL.
THANK YOU.
NOW, IF YOU FOLKS WOULD GO BACK TO THE TOWN HALL,
WE'’LL GO ON WITH OUR MEETING.
IS THE TEXAS CATTLE FEVER CONTAGIOUS?
WHY, SURE, IT IS. I'’VE BEEN A VETERINARIAN FOR 27 YEARS,
AND I KNOW.
Gene: JUST A MINUTE! AS LONG AS YOU'’RE HERE,
I SUGGEST YOU USE OUR PLATFORM.
GO AHEAD WITH YOUR MEETING.
FOLKS, I WANT TO INTRODUCE DR. SCHAEFER,
ONE OF THE FOREMOST VETERINARIANS IN THE COUNTRY.
[BLOWS A NOTE]
[CROWD LAUGHS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THROUGH EXHAUSTIVE TESTS I HAVE FOUND
THAT TEXAS CATTLE FEVER IS ONLY CONTAGIOUS WHEN INFECTED CATTLE
COME IN CONTACT WITH HEALTHY CATTLE.
THEREFORE, DRIVING DISEASED CATTLE ACROSS AN AREA
IN NO WAY ENDANGERS THE CATTLE OF THAT AREA.
[CROWD MUMBLING]
I PROPOSE THAT THE QUARANTINE IMMEDIATELY BE LIFTED.
ALL THOSE IN FAVOR, RAISE THEIR HANDS.
WELL, SHERIFF, IT'’S UP TO YOU.
I GUESS THERE AIN'’T NO USE OF FIGHTING IT FURTHER.
JUST A MINUTE.
FOLKS, YOU'’VE HEARD THE OPINION OF ONE VETERINARIAN,
AND NOW I'’D LIKE FOR YOU TO HEAR THE OPINION OF ANOTHER--
PROFESSOR PARKER.
[CROWD LAUGHING]
NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I DON'’T BLAME YOU FOR BEING SURPRISED
WHEN MR. AUTRY STATES THAT PROFESSOR PARKER--
MAKER AND DISTRIBUTOR OF THIS WORLD FAMOUS PANACEA PRICED 50 CENTS A BOTTLE--
IS A VETERINARIAN, BUT I AM!
AND I WANT TO STATE HERE NOW, MY FRIENDS, THAT TEXAS CATTLE FEVER
IS ONE OF THE MOST CONTAGIOUS DISEASES KNOWN TO MANKIND.
WHY, LISTEN, MY FRIENDS, I WOULDN'’T LET AN INFECTED COW
WITHIN MOOING DISTANCE OF MY HERD.
THAT'’S A FACT! THAT'’S A FACT!
IT'’S SO CONTAGIOUS-- IT'’S SO CONTAGIOUS, MY FRIENDS,
THAT THEY MIGHT EVEN CATCH IT BY LOOKING AT IT.
THAT'’S WHY I'’M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
PROFESSOR PARKER'’S UNETHICAL CONTRADICTION OF MY STATEMENT
IS EVIDENCE OF HIS IGNORANCE OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION.
HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'’S A VETERINARIAN?
WELL, UH, DOCTOR, HOW DO WE KNOW THAT YOU ARE?
WHY, I HAVE THE PAPERS TO PROVE IT.
THAT'’S ALL RIGHT. SO'’VE I.
[LAUGHING]
THAT DON'’T MEAN A THING.
WELL, NEITHER DOES YOURS, BROTHER.
[CROWD LAUGHING]
MY FRIENDS, WHAT COUNTS IS WHAT YOU HAVE UP HERE.
NOW, I WOULD BE VERY GLAD TO ANSWER PUBLICLY
ANY QUESTIONS THAT DR. SCHAEFER WOULD CARE TO ASK.
WHY, I WOULDN'’T ASK YOU ANYTHING.
ALL RIGHT, THEN I'’LL GO AHEAD AND ASK YOU A FEW, DOCTOR.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND A HERD OF CATTLE
INFECTED WITH DOURINE?
WHY, I'’D SEGREGATE THE HERD AND GIVE THEM QUININE.
OH, YOU WOULD, EH?
WELL NOW, YOU'’VE MADE A SLIGHT ERROR, DOCTOR.
BECAUSE DOURINE, COMMONLY KNOWN AS DOLLAR DISEASE,
IS CONFINED ENTIRELY TO THE EQUINE QUADRUPED,
COMMONLY KNOWN TO THE LAYMAN AS HORSES.
YEAH. CATTLE NEVER HAVE IT.
[CROWD LAUGHING]
YOU'’LL FIND THAT ON PAGE 10
OF THIS LATEST GOVERNMENT MEDICAL REPORT,
THAT IS, IF YOU'’D CARE TO LOOK IT UP.
DR. SCHAEFER, WHAT IS MALIGNANT EDEMA,
SOMETIMES TERMED GANGRENOUS SEPTICEMIA?
AHEM.
I REFUSE TO ANSWER!
I SEE! IN OTHER WORDS, YOU DON'’T KNOW.
WELL, DOCTOR, I'’LL TELL YOU,
YOU'’LL FIND ALL OF THAT INFORMATION,
THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION ON PAGE 30.
NOW, FRIENDS, IT'’S UP TO YOU TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT YOU WANT THE QUARANTINE LAW.
GET HIM OUT!
WHOEVER SAID YOU WERE A DOCTOR?
DRAG HIM OUT! YOU KNOW THE WAY!
RIDE HIM ON A RAIL! RIDE HIM ON A RAIL!
[GUNSHOTS]
NOW, STOP THAT!
[ALL LAUGHING]
AAH!
WELL, I'’M MUCH OBLIGED TO PROFESSOR PARKER
FOR STRAIGHTENING OUT THE SITUATION.
AND NOW, WE'’LL GO ON WITH THE SHOW!
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC STARTS]
THANKING YOU IS GETTING TO BE QUITE A HABIT, MR. AUTRY.
THAT'’S NOT A BAD HABIT.
ARE YOU STAYING FOR THE SHOW?
NO, I'’M SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE RANCH...
BUT I COME TO TOWN QUITE OFTEN.
THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU POKED YOUR NOSE INTO MY BUSINESS.
MAYBE YOU'’RE IN THE WRONG BUSINESS.
[CHIMES]
SEE THAT CLOCK UP THERE?
YOU AND YOUR OUTFIT HAD BETTER BE OUT OF TOWN BEFORE IT STRIKES 5.
IF WE'’RE NOT?
I'’LL GIVE YOU A DOSE OF LEAD POISONING
THAT EVEN THAT MEDICINE OF YOURS WON'’T CURE.
PRETTY SMART THE WAY AUTRY HAD PROFESSOR PARKER SHOW UP MORGAN'’S VETERINARIAN.
SURE WAS. WHY IS MORGAN SO INTERESTED IN HELPING CONNER?
I DON'’T KNOW,
BUT WE'’RE GOING TO HAVE TO WATCH THAT COUNTY LINE MIGHTY CLOSE.
THEY'’RE DONE FOR.
YEAH. WE BETTER HIDE THEM OVER BEHIND THAT DEAD TREE.
[GONGS]
[BAND PLAYING]
GENE, SOON AS YOU FINISH THIS NUMBER, WE CLOSE THE SHOW.
WHAT'’S THE MATTER?
WE'’RE LEAVING TOWN.
THERE'’S NO USE YOUR RISKING YOUR NECK IN A GUN BRAWL
THAT'’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
NOW YOU'’RE SHOUTING, PROFESSOR.
I'’LL HITCH UP THE HORSES.
DON'’T WORRY ABOUT ME. JUST GO ON WITH THE SHOW.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
AW, THANK YOU, NEIGHBORS.
NOW, NEIGHBORS, WE'’RE GOING TO HEAR FROM FROG MILLHOUSE.
[CHEERING]
♪ I'’VE GOT PICTURES OF ALL MY KIN ♪
♪ THEY WAS A-TOOKEN WAY BACK WHEN ♪
♪ HERE'’S A PICTURE OF MY UNCLE BEN ♪
♪ '’FORE THEY CAUGHT HIM STEALING HENS ♪
♪ HERE'’S A PICTURE OF MY AUNT SUE ♪
♪ SHE COULD SWEAR UNTIL THE AIR WAS BLUE ♪
♪ KILLED 5 HUSBANDS, FED '’EM STEW ♪
♪ MADE OUT OF MOTHBALLS, CHEESE, AND GLUE ♪
[FROGGY VOICE] ♪ OH, I'’VE GOT ♪
[NORMAL VOICE] ♪ VERY FINE RELATIONS ♪
♪ VERY FINE RELATIONS ♪
♪ YOU CAN SEE BY LOOKIN'’ AT ME ♪
♪ I'’VE GOT ♪
♪ FINE RELATIONS ♪
♪ THIS GAL HERE'’S MY COUSIN NANCE ♪
♪ NEVER GOT MARRIED ♪
♪ SHE NEVER HAD A CHANCE ♪
♪ STRONGEST GAL THIS SIDE OF FRANCE ♪
♪ SPENDS HER TIME CROCHETING PANTS ♪
♪ HERE'’S THE PAYOFF, GRANDPA FRY ♪
♪ HE HAD A VOICE ♪
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] ♪ WAY UP HIGH ♪
[NORMAL VOICE] ♪ GRANDMA'’S VOICE WAS ♪
[FROGGY VOICE] ♪ MY, MY, MY ♪
[NORMAL VOICE] ♪ WHEN THEY FOUGHT I THOUGHT I'’D DIE ♪
[FROGGY VOICE] ♪ OH, I'’VE GOT ♪
[NORMAL VOICE] ♪ VERY FINE RELATIONS ♪
♪ VERY FINE RELATIONS ♪
♪ YOU CAN SEE BY LOOKIN'’ AT ME ♪
♪ I'’VE GOT ♪
♪ FINE RELATIONS ♪
THANK YOU, FRIENDS, THANK YOU!
EIGHT BALL, OUR DUSKY EXPONENT OF TERPSICHORE,
WILL NOW PERFORM.
THINK AUTRY'’S GOING TO SHOOT IT OUT WITH CONNER?
WE'’LL KNOW WHEN THAT CLOCK STRIKES 5.
CONNER'’S GREASED LIGHTNING WITH HIS GUN.
AUTRY AIN'’T GOT A CHANCE.
YEAH. IF HE'’S SMART, HE'’LL GET OUT OF TOWN.
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, FRIENDS.
IF YOU'’LL JUST TAKE ONE DRINK OF MY WORLD-FAMOUS PANACEA,
YOU'’D ALL BE ABLE TO JIG LIKE THAT.
NOW, FOLKS--NOW, FOLKS, I'’VE GOT A TREAT FOR YOU.
SOMETHING THAT YOU'’VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
GENE AUTRY HIMSELF IS GOING TO COME DOWN HERE TO THE FRONT OF THE ROSTRUM,
AND SING A LITTLE TUNE FOR YOU.
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? HUH? WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. GENE AUTRY!
[APPLAUSE]
[CRASH]
[MUSIC STARTS]
♪ I'’M HEADIN' BACK ♪
♪ TO MY GUNS AND GUITARS ♪
♪ FROM OLD FAITHFUL I'’LL BE PARTING ♪
♪ ON THE LAST ROUND-UP I'’M STARTING ♪
♪ I'’M HEADIN' BACK ♪
♪ TO MY GUNS AND GUITARS ♪
♪ I'’LL BE HEARIN' COWBOYS SINGIN'’ ♪
♪ TO THE DOGIES ON THE PLAINS ♪
♪ GONNA HEAR THE WINDS A-WHISTLING ♪
♪ FEEL THE STING OF PRAIRIE RAIN ♪
♪ I'’M HEADIN' BACK ♪
♪ TO MY GUNS AND GUITARS ♪
♪ GONNA SADDLE UP MY MUSTANG ♪
♪ FOR THAT LAST RIDE WITH MY OLD GANG ♪
♪ I'’M HEADIN' BACK ♪
♪ TO MY GUNS AND GUITARS ♪
COME ON, GIVE HIM A HAND!
DON'’T YOU GUYS KNOW GOOD SINGING WHEN YOU HEAR IT?
[APPLAUSE]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DURING THIS SLIGHT PAUSE IN OUR ENTERTAINMENT,
I WISH TO, UH--
PARDON ME, PROFESSOR.
I WONDER IF YOU'’D LET ME SAY THE SPEECH TO OUR VAST AUDIENCE?
WHY, YES, CERTAINLY. I'’D BE DELIGHTED, MR. AUTRY.
MY FRIENDS, DR. PARKER'’S FAMOUS PANACEA
IS A PRODUCT THAT SHOULD BE IN EVERY HOME.
IT WILL CURE COUGHS, COLDS, RHEUMATISM, AND OTHER INTERNAL AILMENTS.
AS FOR BURNS, BRUISES, AND OTHER EXTERNAL INJURIES,
IT HAS NO EQUAL.
THE ONLY THING IT WON'’T CURE IS TEXAS CATTLE FEVER.
SPEAKING OF INJURIES, I CAN ESPECIALLY RECOMMEND IT
FOR GUNSHOT WOUNDS.
THAT IS, IF THE PATIENT IS STILL ALIVE AFTER THE SHOOTING.
IT IS ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED TO PREVENT
BLOOD POISONING AND LOCK JAW.
THE GENTLEMAN IN FRONT LOOKS SKEPTICAL.
I'’M GOING TO TOSS YOU A BOTTLE, MY FRIEND,
SO YOU CAN LOOK AT IT AT CLOSE RANGE.
YOU BETTER KEEP IT. YOU'’LL HAVE MORE USE FOR IT THAN I WILL.
AH, BUT YOU NEVER CAN TELL WHEN YOU MIGHT GET INTO A GUNFIGHT,
LIKE I SAW UP IN THE PANHANDLE.
ONE MAN DREW AND SHOT BEFORE THE OTHER MAN COULD EVEN DRAW.
BUT AS THE MAN FELL, HE GOT HIS GUN LIKE THIS...
DON'’T BE NERVOUS, MY FRIEND.
THAT WAS JUST A DEMONSTRATION
TO SHOW WHAT THE WOUNDED MAN DID.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, HE GOT THE OTHER FELLA.
THERE YOU ARE. 50 CENTS, PLEASE.
[CHIMING]
WHEW! ALL OVER.
HEY! OW!
SHOT! I'’M SHOT! I'’M...SHOT.
ALL RIGHT. WHO ELSE WANTS A BOTTLE?
RIGHT HERE. THERE YOU ARE.
PLENTY FOR ALL, FOLKS.
NOW, FRIENDS, TALKING HEALTH TO SOME PEOPLE,
IT'’S JUST LIKE POURING WATER ON A DUCK'’S BACK.
IT JUST GOES IN ONE EAR AND COMES OUT THE OTHER.
GENE, I'’M AFRAID SOMETHING'’S HAPPENED TO UNCLE.
HIS HORSE JUST CAME BACK TO THE RANCH WITHOUT HIM.
WHERE WAS HE HEADED FOR?
WHY, HE WAS GOING WITH ONE OF THE DEPUTIES
TO JIM BURK'’S PLACE. THERE WAS TROUBLE REPORTED.
I SEE. I'’M JIM BURK.
THERE'’S NOTHING HAPPENED AT MY RANCH.
SOMETHING MUST'’VE HAPPENED, GENE.
WELL, WE'’LL FIND OUT.
GET YOUR HORSES, MEN, WE'’LL GO LOOK FOR HIM.
COME ON, FROG.
THERE'’S BEEN SOME SHOOTING AROUND HERE.
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY DRAGGED SOMETHING RIGHT ACROSS THERE.
DON'’T IT?
YEAH.
HERE'’S WHERE THEY FELL.
THERE ARE THEIR BOOT TRACKS!
I FOUND '’EM, FROG. THEY'’VE BEEN SHOT!
GIVE ME A HAND. I THINK ONE OF THEM IS STILL ALIVE.
I WONDER WHO DONE IT.
I'’VE GOT AN IDEA. BUT, UNTIL WE CAN PROVE IT,
WE WON'’T TELL ANYONE BUT MISS MILLER THAT WE FOUND THEM.
AND NOW THAT THAT SHERIFF'’S OUT OF THE WAY,
HOW ABOUT DRIVING THEM STEERS THROUGH?
AW, YOU WOULDN'’T STAND A CHANCE
WITH ALL THE RANCHERS WATCHING THE LINE.
YES, I KNOW, BUT THEM STEERS--
AS SOON AS THE SEARCH FOR MILLER
AND HIS DEPUTY DIES DOWN,
WE'’RE ELECTING A NEW SHERIFF.
AND I'’M PUTTING HALL IN.
YES, AND I'’LL MAKE A GOOD SHERIFF, TOO.
YOU'’LL MAKE A GOOD SHERIFF OR ELSE.
[FROGGY VOICE] SAY, YOU...
WHAT'’S THE IDEA?
[LAUGHING]
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
THAT'’S MY SPACE.
HA HA HA!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA.
FINE, FINE.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
HA HA HA HA!
NOW LISTEN, YOU...
PUT THAT POSTER UP THERE, OR I'’LL PLUG YOU.
WELL, DON'’T SHOOT. I'’LL PUT IT UP THERE.
HOW'’S THAT?
THAT'’S BETTER.
[CROWD SINGING FOR HE'’S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW]
All: HIP, HIP, HOORAY!
I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOYALTY AND SUPPORT
TO HALL FOR SHERIFF.
[CHEERING]
ALL RIGHT, FILL THEM UP AGAIN!
[CHEERING]
FILL THEM UP! THAT'’S IT!
ALL FELLAS IN TOWN GET IN LINE OVER THERE!
HELLO, MARJORIE. HELLO, GENE.
HOW ARE YOU, PROFESSOR, MR. JENKINS?
THOUGHT YOU WERE HOLDING A CAMPAIGN MEETING TONIGHT.
I THOUGHT WE WERE, TOO.
BUT IT'’S PRETTY HARD TO COMPETE WITH FREE BEER.
WELL, THE PROFESSOR'’S ALWAYS SAID
THERE'’S AN ANTIDOTE FOR EVERYTHING.
COME ON, FROG, LET'’S SEE IF WE CAN FIND IT.
[CROWD LAUGHING AND CHATTERING]
[DRUM BEATS AND REEDS PLAYING EXOTIC MUSIC]
ALL RIGHT, FRIENDS, STEP RIGHT INSIDE AND SEE
EGYPT'’S MOST BEAUTIFUL ORIENTAL DANCER.
PRINCESS ZAZA, FAVORITE OF THE MAHARAJA
AND SULTAN OF THE FAR EAST.
SEE HER IN THESE CLASSICAL ORIENTAL DANCES.
THEY'’RE ENTERTAINING, THEY'’RE EDUCATIONAL.
STEP INSIDE!
WATCH HER WIGGLE, WATCH HER SHAKE,
AND DON'’T FORGET TO WATCH THAT SNAKE!
AAH! SNAKE!
[ALL LAUGHING]
[MUSIC STOPS]
[CROWD LAUGHING]
DON'’T WORRY, FOLKS! NEVER FEAR!
I'’LL GIVER HER A LITTLE ELIX-EAR!
[MUSIC RESUMES]
THERE YOU ARE. YOU SEE, MY FRIENDS?
PROFESSOR PARKER'’S-- DR. PARKER'’S WORLD FAMOUS INFALLIBLE REMEDY.
AND PANACEA NEVER FAILS!
PRICE, 50 CENTS-- IS INFALLIBLE FOR SNAKEBITES.
YOU SHOULD NEVER BE WITHOUT A BOTTLE!
NOW, FRIENDS, PRINCESS ZAZA
IS NOT ONLY AN ORIENTAL DANCER,
BUT A MIND-READER AS WELL.
AND WE'’RE ABOUT TO GIVE YOU A DEMONSTRATION.
NOW, FRIENDS, I'’M COMING DOWN HERE IN THE AUDIENCE AMONGST YOU.
PICK OUT VARIOUS ARTICLES,
AND PRINCESS ZAZA WILL TELL ME THE NAME OF THAT ARTICLE.
YOU MIND, FRIEND?
ALL RIGHT, PRINCESS, WHAT'’S THIS?
WHAT'’VE I GOT IN MY HAND?
COME ON, CONCENTRATE. WATCH OUT!
[A HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] WATCH?
A WATCH, THAT'’S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
WHAT'’S THE COLOR OF THE MAN'’S BLACK HAT?
BLACK? ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
PRINCESS, WHAT'’VE I GOT MY HAND ON NOW?
THIS IS A TOUGH ONE, SO CONCENTRATE.
IF THE DOG HADN'’T STOPPED, HE'’D HAVE CAUGHT THE...
RABBIT? NO, NO, NO.
CONCENTRATE, PRINCESS.
WHAT'’S UNDERNEATH YOUR HAT?
NOTHING.
YOU'’RE GETTING A LITTLE BIT CLOSER,
BUT I MEAN ABOVE THAT. HAIR?
HAIR! THAT'’S EXACTLY RIGHT.
HAVE YOU A DOLLAR, FRIEND?
YEAH. SURE.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, PRINCESS,
WHAT'’S THIS I HAVE IN MY HAND?
IT'’LL BUY 2 BOTTLES
OF PROFESSOR PARKER'’S WORLD-FAMOUS PANACEA.
ONE DOLLAR.
EXACTLY RIGHT. THAT'’S IT, EXACTLY.
THE PRICE OF 2 BOTTLES OF MY REMEDY.
I CAN'’T, I...
NOW, FRIENDS, I'’M GOING TO ASK THE PRINCESS HERE
A QUESTION OF VITAL IMPORTANCE TO EVERY ONE OF YOU.
PRINCESS...
WHO WILL MAKE THE BEST SHERIFF OF COLIMA COUNTY?
THE MAN'’S NAME IS H-A-L--
JENKINS, IDIOT.
THE NAME IS FADING.
THE NAME IS COMPLETELY GONE.
THE NAME IS J-E--
[FROGGY VOICE] HOW DO YOU SPELL JENKINS?
DON'’T SPELL IT, SAY IT.
THE MAN I SEE FOR SHERIFF,
HIS NAME IS JENKINS.
AND THE PRINCESS IS RIGHT AGAIN, MY FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS.
JENKINS IS THE MAN TO VOTE FOR!
A MAN WHO IS TRUSTWORTHY, WHO IS HONEST,
AND WHO HAS BEEN A CITIZEN OF THIS COUNTY FOR 90 YEARS--
UH, ALL HIS LIFE.
HEY, YOUR WIFE WANTS TO SEE YOU. SHE'’S WAITING OUTSIDE.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU, JENKINS.
GET IN THE CORNER.
I AIN'’T DONE NOTHING.
YOU'’RE RUNNING FOR SHERIFF, AREN'’T YOU?
WELL, THAT'’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
BUT--BUT I MIGHT NOT BE ELECTED.
I KNOW YOU WON'’T,
BECAUSE I'’M GOING TO FIX THAT RIGHT NOW.
WAIT!
BOSS, SHOOT HIM AND GET IT OVER WITH.
I'’LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO DO.
ALL RIGHT, WILL YOU LEAVE TOWN?
I'’LL GO ANYWHERE.
ALL RIGHT, BUCK, YOU AND JIM RIDE OUT WITH HIM A WAYS,
AND SEE THAT HE GETS A GOOD START.
ALL RIGHT. GET GOING.
AND NOW, I'’M GOING TO LET OUR CANDIDATE TALK TO YOU HIMSELF.
Conner: YOU AIN'’T GOT NO CANDIDATE.
WHY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I JUST SAW HIM LEAVING TOWN, AND HE SURE WAS IN A HURRY.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
GET SOMEONE ELSE.
SAY, HOW ABOUT YOU, TOM?
NOT ME. JENKINS WASN'’T SCARED AWAY WITHOUT A REASON,
AND I AIN'’T ANXIOUS TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS.
WHAT TOM SAYS GOES FOR ME, TOO.
RUNNING FOR SHERIFF IS TOO UNHEALTHY.
BUT WE'’VE GOT TO FIND SOMEBODY.
SAY, I'’VE GOT JUST THE MAN.
HOW ABOUT YOU ACCEPTING THE NOMINATION, GENE?
ME? YEAH.
I DON'’T WANT TO BE SHERIFF.
OH, NOW, COME, COME, MY BOY. THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.
AND THINK OF THE WONDERFUL ADVERTISEMENT IT'’D BE FOR MY MEDICINE.
NO, THANKS.
PLEASE, GENE. BY TAKING UNCLE ED'’S PLACE,
YOU'’D BE ABLE TO CARRY OUT YOUR PLAN.
THAT'’S A GOOD IDEA.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN PLACE OF MR. JENKINS,
WHO SO UNEXPECTEDLY DESERTED OUR RANKS,
WE WISH TO ENDORSE AS CANDIDATE FOR SHERIFF A MAN THAT YOU ALL KNOW.
A MAN WHO HAS PROVEN HIS FEARLESSNESS IN TIME OF DANGER...
GENE AUTRY!
[CHEERING]
I'’D RATHER HAVE JENKINS FOR SHERIFF THAN THAT AUTRY.
WE WON'’T HAVE HIM, EITHER.
WHEN IT GETS DARK, GO UP TO HIS HOTEL ROOM AND WAIT FOR HIM.
♪ SOMEWHERE IN THE WEST ♪
♪ THERE'’S A COZY NEST ♪
♪ AND IT'’S HEAVEN-BLESSED ♪
♪ IN DREAMY VALLEY ♪
♪ MUSIC FILLS THE AIR ♪
♪ LOVE IS EVERYWHERE ♪
♪ NO PLACE CAN COMPARE ♪
♪ WITH DREAMY VALLEY ♪
♪ WHIPPOORWILLS TO CALL ♪
♪ '’ROUND OUR CABIN SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN THE SHADOWS FALL ♪
♪ ON DREAMY VALLEY ♪
♪ PARADISE FOR 2 ♪
♪ NOTHING ELSE WILL DO ♪
♪ WHEN OUR DREAMS COME TRUE ♪
♪ IN DREAMY VALLEY ♪
DID YOU GET HIM?
UH, HE TOOK THE MILLER GIRL HOME,
AND HE HASN'’T RETURNED TO THE HOTEL.
BUT I FOUND THESE IN HIS ROOM.
WHY, THESE ARE SHERIFF MILLER'’S.
THEY SURE ARE.
HE MUST'’VE FOUND THEM BODIES.
AND DIDN'’T TELL ANYBODY.
WELL, I SURE GOT TO GET HIM NOW.
WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'’S NOT NECESSARY.
TAKE THESE AND PUT THEM BACK WHERE YOU GOT THEM.
YES, I KNOW, BUT I...
GO AHEAD. YOU'’LL FIND OUT LATER ON.
MORNING, MISS MILLER.
MORNING. GENE AUTRY AROUND?
WELL, HE WAS HERE A MINUTE AGO,
BUT HE WENT BACK TO HIS ROOM TO GET FROG.
WELL, WE'’LL GET HIM UP THERE.
WHAT'’S THE MATTER?
COME ALONG. YOU'’LL SEE.
HEY, YOU GOING TO SLEEP ALL DAY?
[GRUNTS]
HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!
HEY, GET YOUR CLOTHES ON.
AW, THAT'’S A DIRTY TRICK.
I GOT THE MEDICINE WAGON DOWN HERE.
WE'’RE GOING ON A CAMPAIGN TOUR.
PUT UP YOUR HANDS. TAKE HIS GUN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I--
NOW, AIN'’T YOU A PRETTY-LOOKING THING?
AH! HEE HEE!
WHAT'’S THIS ALL ABOUT?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE DISAPPEARANCE OF SHERIFF MILLER?
WHY, NOTHING.
THEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HIS HANDCUFFS AND BADGE?
HOW DO YOU KNOW I'’VE GOT THEM?
DO YOU DENY IT?
NO.
I TOOK THEM WHEN I FOUND HIM AND HIS DEPUTY OUT IN THE MOUNTAINS
WHERE SOMEBODY HAD SHOT AND LEFT HIM.
AND I SUPPOSE THAT SOMEBODY WASN'’T YOU?
I'’VE TOLD YOU ALL I'’M GOING TO.
YOU'’LL TALK WHEN THE TIME COMES.
I'’M GOING TO LOCK YOU UP UNTIL AFTER THE ELECTION,
AND LET THE NEW SHERIFF DEAL WITH YOU.
LET'’S DEAL WITH HIM RIGHT NOW.
YEAH. WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MURDERERS.
COME ON, AUTRY.
HEY!
$500 TO THE MAN WHO STOPS HIM!
Gene: WHOA!
Gene: YAH, YAH, YAH! YAH, YAH, YAH!
YAH, YAH, YAH!
YAH, YAH, YAH! YAH, YAH, YAH!
YAH, YAH, YAH!
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOT]
[GUNSHOTS]
GENE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WAITING FOR YOU.
YOU DIDN'’T TELL THEM WHY I HAD THE HANDCUFFS, DID YOU?
NO, BUT I THINK WE SHOULD.
IF THEY CATCH YOU--
DON'’T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
THE IMPORTANT THING IS, HOW AM I GOING TO BE ELECTED SHERIFF?
OH, THE MEN WILL NEVER VOTE FOR YOU NOW.
BUT IT'’S MY ONLY CHANCE TO PROVE
WHO SHOT YOUR UNCLE AND HIS DEPUTY.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHY DIDN'’T I THINK OF IT BEFORE?
Man: GLAD TO SEE YOU, JAKE.
[MEN CHATTERING]
I'’LL VOTE FOR YOU 4 TIMES.
[CHUCKLES]
HELLO, JIM.
IT'’S A CINCH. WHEN THIS DAY IS OVER,
YOU'’LL BE SHERIFF OF COLIMA COUNTY.
AND WE'’LL BE DRIVING THE CATTLE THROUGH TO THE RAILROAD.
HEH HEH HEH.
NOW, HIRAM, REMEMBER WHAT I SAID.
IF AUTRY ISN'’T ELECTED, YOU DON'’T COME HOME.
ME AND THE KIDS WILL GO STRAIGHT BACK TO MISSOURI
IF AUTRY ISN'’T ELECTED SHERIFF.
YOU SEE THAT?
YES, BUNNIKINS.
WELL, YOU'’RE GONNA GET THAT RIGHT ON THE NOSE
IF YOU DON'’T VOTE FOR AUTRY.
ALL RIGHT, MY LOVE.
NOW, ELMER, WHO YOU GONNA VOTE FOR?
AUTRY.
[GIGGLES] THAT'’S RIGHT.
NOW YOU MAY KISS ME.
THE POLLS ARE CLOSED!
[PEOPLE MURMURING]
AUTRY.
AUTRY.
[MURMURING INTENSIFIES]
AUTRY.
AUTRY.
AUTRY.
AUTRY.
AUTRY.
AND HALL.
HEH. UH, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR VOTE, BROTHER.
[LAUGHTER]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR NEW SHERIFF,
ELECTED BY AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY,
IS GENE AUTRY!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
WELL, I GUESS I WON'’T BE SHERIFF.
YOU'’RE A GOOD GUESSER.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW, MORGAN?
I'’M GONNA QUIT BEING A GOOD CITIZEN.
GET THE BOYS TOGETHER.
WE'’RE DRIVING THOSE STEERS THROUGH TO THE RAIL HEAD.
COME ON, SAM.
MORGAN WAS SO MAD HE COULDN'’T TALK.
YOU'’VE CERTAINLY DONE YOUR PART, MARJORIE.
NOW IT'’S UP TO ME TO DO MINE.
GET THE HORSES, FROG. WE'’RE GOING TO TOWN.
[HOOFBEATS IN DISTANCE]
CONNER AND MORGAN ARE DRIVING SOME FEVERED CATTLE ACROSS THE LINE.
AS SHERIFF OF COLIMA COUNTY,
I'’M GOING TO DEPUTIZE YOU MEN.
HOLD UP YOUR RIGHT HAND.
DO YOU SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO UPHOLD THE LAWS OF THIS COUNTY?
All: I DO.
GET YOUR HORSES!
[CATTLE MOOING]
WE'’LL SPREAD OUT AND TAKE THEM FROM BOTH SIDES.
[GUNSHOTS]
[GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]
[GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]
[GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]
[GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]
I GOT THIS ONE HOG TIED, GENE!
REACH.
YOU FELLOWS ARE UNDER ARREST
FOR VIOLATING THE QUARANTINE LAW.
TAKE '’EM TO TOWN AND LOCK '’EM UP, FROG,
WHILE I GO AFTER THE OTHERS.
SURE THING, SHERIFF.
COME ON, YOU FELLOWS.
I'’M GONNA PUT YOU IN A CAGE.
WAIT A MINUTE!
YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE KEY TO THESE BRACELETS
SO I CAN UNLOCK THEM WHEN I GET TO THE JAIL.
I FORGOT IT.
IT'’S WITH THE SHERIFF OUT THERE IN THE HILLS.
CUT IT OFF WITH A SAW.
WELL, IF I GET AN ARM WITH '’EM
IT WON'’T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE. COME ON, GET GOING.
I BET YOU COYOTES NEVER FIGURED
AUTRY WOULD BE THE ONE TO PUT YOU IN JAIL, DID YOU?
[LAUGHS]
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE!
WAIT A MINUTE!
I'’M THIRSTY.
DON'’T YOU COYOTES GIVE ME NO MONKEY BUSINESS, EITHER,
'’CAUSE I GOT YOU COVERED.
HEY! HEY, COME BACK HERE OR I'’LL SHOOT!
COME ON BACK!
THAT'’S MY HORSE, TOO!
IS THIS THE SPOT?
YEAH. WE GOTTA GET THAT KEY
AND GET THESE HANDCUFFS OFF.
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
YOU'’RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF DEPUTY SHERIFF CLARK.
THERE WOULD'’VE BEEN 2 MURDER CHARGES AGAINST YOU,
BUT SHERIFF MILLER DIDN'’T DIE.
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE TALKING ABOUT.
NO?
WELL, OUTSIDE OF FROG AND I,
THE MURDERERS WERE THE ONLY ONES WHO KNEW WHERE THE BODIES WERE HIDDEN.
THAT'’S WHY I HAD HIM LET YOU ESCAPE,
SO YOU'’D CONVICT YOURSELVES.
[HOOFBEATS AND WAGON APPROACHING]
HERE COMES THE MEDICINE WAGON NOW.
I'’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A NICE LITTLE RIDE INTO TOWN.
Driver: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
Gene: WELL, HERE'’S YOUR MEN, SHERIFF.
THAT'’S GOOD WORK, SHERIFF.
[CHUCKLES]
ALL RIGHT, GET IN.
♪ ...HEAR THE COWBOYS SINGIN'’ ♪
♪ TO THE DOGGIES ♪
HEY! HEY, WAIT!
HEY!
♪ ...A-WHISTLIN'’ ♪
♪ FEEL THE STING OF PRAIRIE RAIN ♪
♪ I'’M HEADIN' BACK... ♪
HEY!
♪ TO MY GUNS AND GUITARS ♪ HEY!
♪ GONNA SADDLE UP MY MUSTANG ♪
♪ FOR THAT LAST RIDE WITH MY OLD GANG ♪
♪ I'’M HEADIN' BACK ♪ HEY! HEY, GENE!
♪ TO MY GUNS AND GUITARS ♪ GENE, HEY!
♪ I'’M HEADIN' BACK ♪
♪ TO MY GUNS AND GUITARS ♪
♪ FROM OLD FAITHFUL I'’LL BE PARTING ♪
♪ ON THE LAST ROUND UP I'’M STARTING ♪
♪ I'’M HEADIN' BACK ♪
♪ TO MY GUNS AND GUITARS ♪
♪ I'’LL BE HEARING COWBOYS SINGING ♪
AAH!
WHOO!
♪ ...ON THE PLAIN ♪
[SHRIEKS]
WHOO! [GUNSHOT]
[YELLING]
[GUNSHOT]
[SHRIEKING]
[GUNSHOT]
♪ TO MY GUNS AND GUITARS ♪
[GUNSHOT]
♪ GONNA SADDLE UP MY MUSTANG ♪
[GUNSHOT]
♪ FOR THE LAST RIDE WITH MY OLD GANG ♪
♪ I'’M HEADING BACK ♪
[GUNSHOT]
♪ TO MY GUNS AND GUITARS ♪
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