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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,776 This is the busiest we've been in years. 2 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,212 - I just hope Santa has enough gas in his sleigh. 3 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,315 - I really need you 4 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,616 to get your productivity up this year, Elly, okay? 5 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,451 - Yes, I understand, thank you. 6 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,653 - Okay. - I'm sorry. 7 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:44,621 - Have you seen these? 8 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:45,722 They're new this year. 9 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,546 Kids are gonna love 'em. 10 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,661 - Elfette. 11 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,230 You have our new wrapping paper design ready? 12 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:54,464 It's go time. 13 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,133 - Yes ma'am, I have some shimmering wreaths, 14 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,768 I have some reindeer, some snowmen. 15 00:00:57,792 --> 00:00:59,403 - Okay, let's go wit this one. 16 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,238 Really, great work. 17 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,689 - Great. 18 00:01:02,713 --> 00:01:04,141 I have some new ones I wanted to go over... 19 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:05,975 - Maybe next year. 20 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,832 I need 50 rolls by yesterday. 21 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:09,636 - Okay. 22 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:15,318 Done. 23 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:16,820 Computer: 50 copies printing. 24 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:37,496 - I could help you with that if you want. 25 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:47,717 - You broke it! 26 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,742 Now I'm gonna need a new flugel blocker to fix it. 27 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,296 - Oh, I love your paints. 28 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,231 - Elfette, why can't you stay 29 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,799 at your wrapping paper station? 30 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,668 Do your job. 31 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,391 - Right, sorry. 32 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:13,877 - Oh! 33 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,167 Oh, Elfette. 34 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,215 Oh, you're such a joy. 35 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:20,183 And so sweet and bright. 36 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:21,518 - Thanks, Elly. 37 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,720 Lately I've been feeling a little out of place. 38 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,756 - Oh, you're made for big things, you know. 39 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:31,650 It can get a little stuffy in here from time to time. 40 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,231 - I know what you mean. 41 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:37,623 - A little space to clear your head might be nice. 42 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:39,836 - Thanks, Elly. 43 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,371 Have a good one. 44 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:42,739 And tell Elfus I said hi for me. 45 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,674 - Oh, yes. 46 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:53,439 - Mm-hmm. 47 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,459 Man: JoyTech Brands has developed 48 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,928 an entirely new class of product. 49 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:09,521 This holiday season, JoyTech presents the Pencil Phone Z. 50 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,737 - It's a pencil and a phone. 51 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:16,773 - I was gonna write you a letter but I decided to call. 52 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,776 Man: Press the eraser to search on the internet. 53 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,479 - Pency, where's the closest petting zoo? 54 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:25,916 - Hey Pency, navigate to the nearest eye doctor please. 55 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:28,618 Man: Its nano magnetic graphite technology 56 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,253 keeps you in touch 57 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:33,723 while touching the hearts of people you love. 58 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,592 - Hey Pency, call Grandma. 59 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:36,826 - Hello, dearie. 60 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,528 - I miss you, Grandma. 61 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:42,432 - Come visit so you can have some of my bologna casserole. 62 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:46,670 Man: This year, we are introducing Pencil Phone Z Grande. 63 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,939 It's 36 times the size of Pencil Phone Z. 64 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:50,273 - Mommy. 65 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:52,509 I want one. 66 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,344 - Well, that sounds like a question 67 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,702 for Santa Claus. - Santa Claus. 68 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:01,284 Man: More Pencil Phones! 69 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:02,219 - More Pencil Phones? 70 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:03,320 Got it. 71 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,654 We need another 3,000 Pencil Phones. 72 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:05,678 Hurry it up, elves. 73 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,864 - Florida here I come. 74 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:53,425 - JoyTech stock are predicted to plummet 28% in December 75 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,839 if nothing is done. 76 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:58,297 - Our company can't do another year of this. 77 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:05,282 - The Pencil Phone is a hit. 78 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:08,885 Every man, woman, and child, 79 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:11,743 anyone who's breathing wants one. 80 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:15,425 Let me tell you all something. 81 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:18,061 If you expect holiday bonuses this season, 82 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:21,998 you will fix this! 83 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,768 - Look, sales projections for the Pencil Phone 84 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,704 were cut in half by Santa and his elves. 85 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,773 Simply put, we just can't compete 86 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,409 with the North Pole or generosity. 87 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,743 - Generosity. 88 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,579 And just what exactly are you proposing? 89 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,715 That we just eliminate Santa Claus? 90 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:40,917 Ridiculous. 91 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,553 - Actually, Mrs. Coalbottom, 92 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:46,790 that's exactly what I'm proposing. 93 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:49,781 Send him in. 94 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,033 I'd like to introduce you to the head 95 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,758 of our new waste management branch. 96 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:04,474 - Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 97 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,909 I look forward to, uh, 98 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,579 Cleaning some things up around here, huh? 99 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:32,969 - I know, right? 100 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,938 Can you believe how much eggnog she had last night? 101 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,863 Georgie: Special delivery for Mrs. Claus. 102 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,067 - Mm-hmm, yeah. 103 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:44,848 Yeah, can you believe that? 104 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:47,906 She was like all up in Santa's sleigh. 105 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,087 - Can I help you? 106 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,178 - Where's the big guy? 107 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,946 - Please, please. 108 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:19,838 Please, please. 109 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:40,537 - Come on, Sparkle, answer. 110 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,616 - Two peppermint tinsel mojitos. 111 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,652 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 112 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,876 - You're very, very welcome. 113 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,693 - This is the life. 114 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,094 I don't think I'm ever going back. 115 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,663 Santa: Ho ho ho! 116 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,064 Ho ho ho! 117 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:08,998 Ho ho ho! 118 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,767 - Santa? 119 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,570 Ugh. He doesn't know the meaning of rest and relaxation. 120 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:16,239 - I think he needs a vacation. 121 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,074 Peppermint cheers! - Peppermint cheers! 122 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:23,101 - Sparkle, we need you, come on. 123 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:30,976 - You're not as smart as you look, Santa. 124 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,190 Trace the number and take care of him. 125 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,959 - Will do, boss. 126 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:36,983 Come on, you. 127 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,971 - I need to visit you more often. 128 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,740 You get to see all these beautiful locations. 129 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,709 - Just tell Elven Resources you're interested 130 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,099 in traveling more. 131 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:58,281 - How is the vacation committee going? 132 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:01,284 - The elfcationing department. 133 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:04,120 Yeah, yeah, it is so good. 134 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,877 Really, really good. 135 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,547 - That sounds nice. 136 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:13,530 - So, anyway, it's like the busiest time up at the Pole. 137 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,632 How did you make this happen? 138 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:16,656 - Well. 139 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,182 I used the same designs as last year. 140 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,940 Nobody even noticed. 141 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,324 Sebastian? 142 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,048 Why is she calling me? 143 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,297 Season's greetings, this is Elfette. 144 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:48,321 - Elfette. 145 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:50,833 They've come for us. 146 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,670 The North Pole mafia is here. 147 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,872 They've taken Santa to New York. 148 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,007 You have to save Christmas! 149 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,108 Help us! 150 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:04,314 - Holy glitter globes! - Holy glitter globes! 151 00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:05,338 We gotta go. 152 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:14,991 - So what happened to the elves? 153 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,125 Who's gonna deliver the presents? 154 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,327 Where's Santa? 155 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:19,796 Oh, why, why me? 156 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,165 - It's all up to you, Elfette. 157 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,889 You're the only elf that can do this. 158 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,904 - Nobody even knows who I am. 159 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,739 I'm just a wrapping paper designer. 160 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,908 - Are you elfing serious? 161 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,910 Your father was a key proponent 162 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:37,135 in the ratification of the Mistletoe Clause. 163 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,638 It's in your bells. 164 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,621 Hold on. 165 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:47,045 I have something that might help. 166 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,698 Power born in purest snow, 167 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,067 the truest elf will only know. 168 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,970 Hold me close and I shall glow. 169 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,662 The sacred twinkle I will bestow. 170 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,866 - Hold me close and I shall glow? 171 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,179 - I knew it. 172 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,883 I thought that might happen. 173 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,087 Go ahead. 174 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,673 Elfette: It's a belt. 175 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,441 - Not just any belt. 176 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,144 It was my mom's belt. 177 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:44,803 She was a descendant of the Grand Elf Guild. 178 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,816 - The GEG. 179 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:48,818 Thought that was just a myth. 180 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,842 - She was one of our best. 181 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,713 - I'm sorry. 182 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,294 - Look. 183 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,762 Powdered penguin. 184 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,165 That will reenergize your elfy twinkle. 185 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:06,402 A variety of glitter puffs for escaping danger. 186 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,438 - Is this silver halide tinsel? 187 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:09,939 - For stretching time. 188 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:15,111 And candy cane currency that's accepted worldwide. 189 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,035 - I'm gonna try it on. 190 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:27,123 - Christmas is in your hands now, Elfette. 191 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,992 - Well, you're coming with me. 192 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,494 - I'm committed to this mission. 193 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,862 I wish I could. 194 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,464 - Oh, the vacation committee. 195 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:36,199 Of course. 196 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:39,068 Well, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. 197 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:43,473 Elves don't fly and I've never driven a car, I don't think. 198 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,794 - This is gonna be the easiest gig of the year. 199 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,171 Elf stew. 200 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:31,254 What about an elf omelet? 201 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,278 Yes, yes. 202 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,046 Elf omelet. 203 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,562 There's just so many ways to cook an elf. 204 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:43,087 But I wonder which is the most delicious. 205 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,902 Phone: Boss is calling. 206 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,325 Boss is calling. 207 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,372 - Yeah, boss. 208 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,540 - What do you got for me? 209 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:51,908 - Listen to this. 210 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,310 Little Miss Sparkle has a friend. 211 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:58,114 Don't worry, I'm onto these two Christmas ornaments. 212 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,382 She might very well be the brains 213 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,217 of this entire operation. 214 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,985 - Yeah, that's right, that's where we traced the call. 215 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,120 All right, good. 216 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,322 Listen, I want no loose ends on this, 217 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,392 so you're gonna tie this situation up in nice little bow 218 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,927 and then you're gonna collect your reward. 219 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:11,727 Capiche? 220 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:12,528 - But boss, boss, boss. 221 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,230 Listen to this. 222 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:18,590 I take a little elf and I mix it with a garnish of nutmeg, 223 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,370 it brings out all the flavors in my dish. 224 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:24,106 That little elf is toast, literally. 225 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,208 - What? 226 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,142 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 227 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,110 Last year's Croaky Convention, 228 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,412 it gave me an entire new outlook. 229 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,580 It inspired me. 230 00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:32,148 - Quit horsing around. 231 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,051 Just get a gun and shoot the thing! 232 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,586 - Barbaric. 233 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:38,888 You can't win Death of the Year at the Croaky Awards 234 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,289 if you use a gunshot. 235 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,290 - Whatever. 236 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,448 Would you just do your job? 237 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,434 - He doesn't understand us. 238 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,458 It's okay. 239 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,394 We're gonna get those elves. 240 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,276 - Look, friend, minivan like that, 241 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,644 that's a chick magnet, I'm telling you. 242 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,512 And for you, I'll bring it down to 12, 243 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,581 but that's my final offer. 244 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,885 - Yo, first of all, that ain't no minivan. 245 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:12,588 Second of all, if I pick up my chick in that wimp? 246 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,423 Uh uh. 247 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,458 - Look, I know the ladies like it 248 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,494 because I done made it myself back a couple times. - Gross. 249 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,162 - I'll take it for 15. 250 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,964 - Whew, 15, shoot. 251 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:22,988 It's yours. 252 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,902 Look at that, friend, that's how you do business. 253 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,503 I got 15 big ones and you got nothing. 254 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:30,228 - No, you didn't check the bag. 255 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,175 - 15 candy canes? 256 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,010 Hey, wait! 257 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,111 Hey, hold on a sec! 258 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,938 - He got played! 259 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,009 Okay. 260 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,182 - This is all human food. 261 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,703 - All right, now what can I get you, ma'am? 262 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,771 Oh, look at you. 263 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:09,705 You're a real. 264 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,307 Would you mind if I? 265 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,232 My sister loves Christmas, she would never. 266 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,449 I can't wait to show her that. 267 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,486 All right, sorry, now what can I get for you? 268 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:27,556 - Do you have anything with candy cane soy base? 269 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,593 - No, now you're not from around here, are you? 270 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,595 - Reindeer nuggets. 271 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,463 Gumdrop souffle. 272 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,798 - Now let me tell you what I got. 273 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,266 This is on the secret menu. 274 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,290 Pumpkin. 275 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,191 Peppermint. 276 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,405 Pancakes. 277 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,439 - I'll take that. 278 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,474 - Okay, you're gonna love it. 279 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:49,145 Now would you like the preserves on those? 280 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,179 - Yes. 281 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,781 - Yes, you do, trust me. 282 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,072 All right, coming right up. 283 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,552 - How does she even know I'm here? 284 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,637 - I can never remember which one's poison 285 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,138 and which one's peppermint. 286 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,207 They both got Ps! 287 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:21,510 - Hey, you got them pancakes ready or what, man? 288 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,102 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, coming up. 289 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,318 Let's not forget the special sauce. 290 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,868 - Okay, look what they got here. 291 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,703 Enjoy. 292 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:51,696 Think they mixed up a special batch just for you. 293 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:20,525 - Got to save Santa. 294 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,770 - Oh, stuffed, huh? 295 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,618 Can I get you anything else now? 296 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,186 Maybe some coffee. 297 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,587 Elfette: Coffee? 298 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,289 - The hot stuff that keeps you warm at night, 299 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,812 that warms your belly? 300 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,461 - I have powdered penguin for that. 301 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,795 - Oh. 302 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:47,819 Oh, okay. 303 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,761 Huh. 304 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,210 Powdered what? 305 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,668 - That was definitely the peppermint. 306 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:06,615 - Do you even work here? 307 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,959 - Well, well, well. 308 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:21,686 We finally meet face to face with Santa Claus. 309 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,304 You know, you're a nice enough guy 310 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:32,975 but you're killing my business this time of year. 311 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,977 Know what this is? 312 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:39,748 This is a Pencil Phone. 313 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:43,741 It goes for $999 a pop. 314 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,746 And the kids are buying them up like candy. 315 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,663 What? 316 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,687 - Georgie? 317 00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,522 That you? 318 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,371 You know, you was always such a cute kid. 319 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,695 So full of imagination and... 320 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:07,833 Hope. 321 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,383 - You think you know me? 322 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:17,519 You have no idea the things I've done. 323 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:20,322 - Well, I know you're not gonna hurt my elves. 324 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,491 Okay, your beef is with me. 325 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,828 - Well, that depends on you, Santa. 326 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:29,698 See, right now you're eating up all of our profits, 327 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,868 giving these little babies away for free. 328 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,271 For free! 329 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,006 - For free. - Shut up, you! 330 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,741 - That was rude. 331 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,676 - Now here's what I need you to do. 332 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:44,913 I know you have a gift machine somewhere 333 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:47,716 pumping these little babies out. 334 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:51,787 - Do I? 335 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:56,525 - You're gonna tell me exactly where that machine is 336 00:21:56,549 --> 00:22:01,319 or all of your elves are gonna get a permanent... 337 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:02,798 Snow day. 338 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,968 - We're gonna have to put you on the naughty list 339 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,958 for this, Little Georgie. 340 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:11,940 - Nobody calls me Little Georgie! 341 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,533 Shut up! 342 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,970 You got two seconds to start talking. 343 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,922 ♪ I'm wearing green, you wearing red ♪ 344 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,792 ♪ We ride all day on a sled 345 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,695 ♪ It's snowing outside, I'm loving my ride ♪ 346 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:36,454 ♪ We going to New York City 347 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:43,428 - Wow. 348 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:45,396 A gas station. 349 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:51,603 Oh. 350 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,033 My car won't go anymore. 351 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,703 This isn't working. 352 00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:36,558 - Never pumped gas before? 353 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,027 What are you, from Jersey? 354 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:40,051 - No. 355 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,154 - What mall are you from? 356 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,623 - The North Pole. 357 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,193 - Huh, yeah. 358 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:50,895 Aren't we all? 359 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:53,898 Stick it in the hole. 360 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:07,890 - It's working! 361 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:08,914 Yes. 362 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:11,794 - You know, if you're really serious 363 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,918 about this whole, uh, elf thing, 364 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:18,434 you should talk to my boss, Barty. 365 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:22,070 He's over at the old warehouse on 60th. 366 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,794 Works the night shift. 367 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:28,899 Tell him Blanche sent ya. 368 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:40,556 ♪ When I'm on the field, I do what I want ♪ 369 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:42,724 ♪ Tis the season to be jolly 370 00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:45,027 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la 371 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:48,730 - I'll show Santa I'm more than just a wrapping paper elf. 372 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:51,733 Hello. 373 00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:54,102 - Hey, how's it going? 374 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,205 - So I think I have a lead. 375 00:24:56,229 --> 00:24:58,540 - That's great. 376 00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:00,709 What kind of lead? 377 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:03,212 - There was this girl who was dressed like an elf 378 00:25:03,236 --> 00:25:04,546 but she was from the mall. 379 00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:05,914 - Uh huh. 380 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:09,151 - Told me to go to this old warehouse at night 381 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,252 to see this guy. 382 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:12,610 - Elfette, really? 383 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:16,725 Please be careful out there. 384 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,760 Not everyone is made of sugar. 385 00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:21,151 - Well, what are they made of? 386 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:23,622 - Coal. 387 00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:51,987 - You're a very special elf, Sparkle. 388 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:54,756 You aren't meant to be at the North Pole. 389 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,758 You'll protect us from other lands, 390 00:26:56,782 --> 00:27:00,295 something our family has done for centuries. 391 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,064 One day I'll be gone 392 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:04,199 and the responsibility will fall to you. 393 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:08,604 - But why can't I be just like you, on the front lines? 394 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:12,674 - Your destiny is to assist and protect our kind, my love. 395 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:47,431 - All right. 396 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:52,236 Enjoy your present. 397 00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:54,416 - I'll see at church. 398 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,051 - All right. 399 00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:57,252 Hey, say hello to Jimmy for me. 400 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,276 - Yeah. 401 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:04,292 - Hey! 402 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,028 What are you doing? 403 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,397 Look, we are closed, missy. 404 00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:09,998 - Hi. 405 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,767 I'm so sorry, I don't mean to be any trouble. 406 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,235 I'm looking for Barty? 407 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:14,936 - Who? 408 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,838 Barty, Barty. 409 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:18,974 Oh, you mean Bartholomule. 410 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,275 - I think so. 411 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:22,778 - Well, do you have an appointment? 412 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,046 - No. 413 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,114 I was actually sent here by Blanche. 414 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:27,983 She's an elf too. 415 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:32,142 It's really important and I haven't got a lot of time. 416 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:36,474 Please? 417 00:28:36,498 --> 00:28:37,793 - All right, fine, follow me. 418 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:38,994 - Thank you. 419 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:40,018 - Yeah. 420 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:44,099 Last time I'm doing this. 421 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:47,124 Need to build that northern border wall. 422 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:57,334 Watch your step there, twinkle toes. 423 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:07,456 So you're from the North Pole, huh? 424 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,924 - Canada. 425 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:09,948 Eh? 426 00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:12,851 - Right. 427 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,927 - Do you come here often? 428 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:30,100 - Well, actually I was born right down there. 429 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:41,346 Well. 430 00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:45,215 That's as far as I go. 431 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,498 Good luck. 432 00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:51,032 - Thank you. 433 00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:52,033 Merry Christmas. 434 00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:53,257 Man: Yeah. 435 00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:59,797 - Now where did I put those blasted schematics? 436 00:30:04,436 --> 00:30:05,881 Yes. 437 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,182 That's right. 438 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:10,941 I must have left them in the northeast wing. 439 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,310 Who goes there? 440 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,180 Good heavens! 441 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:25,155 I gave out bonuses last week. 442 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:30,372 - Well, sir. 443 00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:31,396 - Sir? 444 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:37,012 The name's Bartholomule. 445 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:38,280 Good to meet you, yes. 446 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:40,081 Now I'm rather busy 447 00:30:40,105 --> 00:30:42,465 and I must get back to trying to find my mutton chops, okay? 448 00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:47,054 Thank you. 449 00:30:47,078 --> 00:30:48,023 - Well, my name is Elfette. 450 00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:50,180 I'm the last elf of my kind. 451 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:52,383 - Your kind? 452 00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,034 Oh. 453 00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:01,191 Oh my knickers. 454 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:05,941 Is that a belt crafted by Grand Elf Guild? 455 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:06,965 - Yes. 456 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,367 I'm on a secret mission. 457 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:12,614 To save Santa. 458 00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:14,983 - A secret mission to save Santa! 459 00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:17,452 Well, why didn't you say so? 460 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:20,555 Listen, just wait right here. 461 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:22,023 Don't touch anything 462 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,491 and I'll be right back, yes? 463 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:24,515 Good. 464 00:31:58,017 --> 00:31:59,628 Elfette, Elfette! 465 00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:00,652 Elfette. 466 00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:04,532 I present to you the most exquisite, 467 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:07,391 most magical artifact of Christmas. 468 00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:20,515 - I've heard spiders are good luck. 469 00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:22,350 - Oh, oh, sorry. 470 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:23,518 Wrong holiday. 471 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:25,620 That's the Spookometer. 472 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:26,688 My apologies. 473 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:28,924 I'll take that. 474 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:30,447 I'll be right back. 475 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:10,792 Oh no, sorry about that. 476 00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:13,128 Yes, this is an invention, 477 00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:17,187 well, that helps me find my other inventions, yes? 478 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,390 - What is this? 479 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,373 - You found it! 480 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:29,099 All I found were, well, these garlic croutons. 481 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:33,503 All right, yes. 482 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,818 The Twinkameter. 483 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:41,511 It embodies the Christmas spirit and the sacred twinkle. 484 00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:44,459 Built when Christmas was nearly destroyed 485 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:47,629 by the dark elves centuries ago. 486 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:50,065 The GEG was assembled and they used the power 487 00:34:50,089 --> 00:34:52,700 to protect the holiday ever since. 488 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:57,138 But it only works when your heart is true 489 00:34:57,162 --> 00:34:58,762 and your quest is noble. 490 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:12,442 - Hmm, looks like the little elf has a new toy. 491 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:18,493 - Bartholomule, how does it work? 492 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:21,463 - Oh, you'll figure it out. 493 00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:24,855 Let the sacred twinkle guide you, Elfette. 494 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:00,668 - Cold. 495 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,437 - It's getting really chilly out here. 496 00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:03,905 Yes. 497 00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:05,340 - I really can't thank you enough. 498 00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:08,610 - Oh, my pleasure, Elfette. 499 00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:12,847 Oh, what are those little contraptions there on your back? 500 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:14,149 - Glitter puffs? 501 00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:14,782 - Glitter puffs? 502 00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:16,417 - Yeah. - Fun. 503 00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:17,552 May I? 504 00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:18,576 - Sure. 505 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,783 - Oh, good heavens. 506 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,624 - Wow! 507 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,571 Bartholomule: Unbelievable! 508 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:38,940 - I've actually never used one of those before. 509 00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:41,442 - I would not want to be on the receiving end of that mess. 510 00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:42,466 - Oh, no! 511 00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:47,315 - Incredible. 512 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:50,285 Well, better get going, Elfette. 513 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,253 Christmas is nigh. 514 00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:53,555 - I'm off like Santa's sleigh. 515 00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:54,756 - Splendid. 516 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:55,780 - Thank you. 517 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,795 - Oh, and Elfette? 518 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,764 If you see my brother on your travels, 519 00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:05,733 let him know our tea time is well overdue, yes? 520 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:06,935 - Sure. 521 00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:07,959 - Excellent. 522 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:18,735 Now where did I put those pesky mutton chops? 523 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,817 That's right, the northeast wing! 524 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:32,827 - This all makes sense now. 525 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:33,851 JoyTech with... 526 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:41,502 Go ahead. 527 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,004 Man: Does she have it? 528 00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:45,673 - Yes, Elfette has the Twinkameter. 529 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:47,408 JoyTech is off her trail for now 530 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:51,246 but there's an assassin following her. 531 00:37:51,270 --> 00:37:53,014 Man: How much time do we have? 532 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:54,782 - My eyes on the inside have gone dark. 533 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:57,741 There may be a double agent involved. 534 00:37:58,977 --> 00:37:59,887 Man: Follow Elfette. 535 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,390 Don't let her get too far. 536 00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:04,447 - Copy that, green leader. 537 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:08,752 I'm about done with these reindeer games. 538 00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:13,801 - Okay, listen, Santy Claus. 539 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:16,504 We can make this a lot easier. 540 00:38:16,528 --> 00:38:18,806 JoyTech is prepared to offer you 541 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:21,731 a very, very nice retirement plan. 542 00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:27,470 - Joy, love, giving. 543 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,586 You used to believe, don't you remember? 544 00:38:31,610 --> 00:38:33,721 - Do you ever listen to yourself talk? 545 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,857 Do you expect me to believe the garbage 546 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,592 you're trying to sell me? 547 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:42,063 - I can still feel the twinkle within you, Georgie. 548 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:43,420 But it's dying. 549 00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:57,101 - Go ahead. 550 00:38:58,036 --> 00:38:59,669 Write down a number. 551 00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:03,484 I'm a very reasonable man. 552 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:05,753 And my bosses are very generous. 553 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,622 What's it gonna cost us 554 00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:11,514 to put all this free present nonsense behind us? 555 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,745 - I knew you'd come around. 556 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,113 You see, Roger? 557 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:34,615 Every man has their price. 558 00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:42,090 - Don't let the light inside you burn out forever, Georgie. 559 00:39:42,114 --> 00:39:43,713 There's still time. 560 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,851 - It's the present you never got me. 561 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:52,600 Wait, no. 562 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:53,990 No, what the hell? 563 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:56,726 Cut the crap, Santa! 564 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:00,397 Go get Mrs. Claus. 565 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,868 Don't give him the money! 566 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,147 - Hello? 567 00:40:39,171 --> 00:40:40,648 - Elfette. 568 00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:42,683 There's been a change of plans. 569 00:40:42,707 --> 00:40:44,485 - Sebastian. 570 00:40:44,509 --> 00:40:45,686 I thought you were dead. 571 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:47,655 - There's no time to explain. 572 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:50,758 Report back to the North Pole immediately. 573 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:54,529 - I'm so happy you're alive but I don't understand. 574 00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:56,164 - I found a way out of this. 575 00:40:56,188 --> 00:40:57,465 - I can't. 576 00:40:57,489 --> 00:40:58,900 I have to save Christmas. 577 00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:00,835 I'm on my way to New York City. 578 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:03,827 - Elfette, we need you. 579 00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:06,163 - I've... 580 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:08,832 I've gotta go. 581 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,526 ♪ Dashing through the snow 582 00:41:25,550 --> 00:41:27,195 ♪ In a one horse open sleigh 583 00:41:27,219 --> 00:41:30,620 ♪ O'er the fields we go 584 00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:36,070 - This trip would be so much more fun 585 00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:38,105 with somebody to sing with. 586 00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:46,914 - Oh! 587 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,216 Hello, old girl. 588 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,240 Oh, an elf! 589 00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:51,919 - Hello, sir. 590 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,221 Where are you headed? 591 00:41:53,245 --> 00:41:54,789 - Well, I was up in Yorkshire yesterday, 592 00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:56,423 now that you mention it, 593 00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:58,059 but I'm downright confounded how I ended up here. 594 00:41:58,083 --> 00:41:59,961 - Well, I'm headed to New York if you wanted to... 595 00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:01,229 - Yes, that'll do quite nicely. 596 00:42:01,253 --> 00:42:02,285 - Oh, okay. 597 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,203 - Excuse me, I believe I picked up a bug 598 00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:10,905 up in Westminster Abbey. 599 00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:13,107 - Oh, well, I might be able to help you with that. 600 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:13,941 - You don't say? 601 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:14,775 - Yeah. 602 00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:16,611 So, car rules. 603 00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:18,679 Absolutely no tickle juice. 604 00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:21,649 And no putting your feet out the window after 6:00 p.m. 605 00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:24,118 - Oh, I can't guarantee anything. 606 00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:26,888 But I am fresh out of tickle juice. 607 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,289 - Well, that's good. 608 00:42:28,313 --> 00:42:29,313 Okay, ready? 609 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:31,148 - Indeed. 610 00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:42,158 - By the way, I'm Elfette. 611 00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:44,138 - Duey. 612 00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:45,194 A pleasure. 613 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:49,810 - So you said you were lost? 614 00:42:49,834 --> 00:42:52,880 - Well, a true statesman is never lost. 615 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:56,651 He's precisely where he means to be. 616 00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:58,185 - That sounds a lot like Gandalf. 617 00:42:58,209 --> 00:43:01,044 - Gandalf, no, never heard of him. 618 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:08,963 - Wait a minute, that's literally Gandalf's pipe. 619 00:43:08,987 --> 00:43:11,299 You've never seen "Lord of the Rings"? 620 00:43:11,323 --> 00:43:12,867 - "Lord of the Flies," yes, 621 00:43:12,891 --> 00:43:15,169 directed by the great Peter Brook. 622 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:18,573 - Anyway, where did you say you were going? 623 00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:19,941 - Oh, well, I'm headed up to Mummy's 624 00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:22,843 for the Christmas holiday. 625 00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:24,601 - Well, that's nice. 626 00:43:29,341 --> 00:43:31,252 - Oh! 627 00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:34,021 Don't mind me, just putting a little bit of tea into my pipe 628 00:43:34,045 --> 00:43:35,723 for the flavor. 629 00:43:35,747 --> 00:43:36,779 - Oh, okay. 630 00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:42,597 - Mind if I sip a little bit 631 00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:45,788 of a Shirley MacLaine here while we drive? 632 00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:48,970 - Hold on. 633 00:43:48,994 --> 00:43:50,871 I have an idea. 634 00:43:50,895 --> 00:43:51,895 - Oh. 635 00:43:53,098 --> 00:43:55,009 - You should try a little bit of this in there. 636 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:56,210 That'll make you feel better. 637 00:43:56,234 --> 00:43:57,234 - Oh. 638 00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:04,218 - Good, huh? 639 00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:07,088 - Now what in Huckleberry Finn? 640 00:44:07,112 --> 00:44:09,056 - Elves have used mistletoe for years 641 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,814 to maintain balance and healing. 642 00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:15,630 But my cousin Winklette invented mistlefinger, 643 00:44:15,654 --> 00:44:17,398 which is even more powerful than mistletoe, 644 00:44:17,422 --> 00:44:19,166 so you should feel better instantly. 645 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:20,201 - Whoa. 646 00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:23,204 Hold on. 647 00:44:23,228 --> 00:44:24,905 - What? 648 00:44:24,929 --> 00:44:27,174 - Elfette, I think I see, is that the North Pole? 649 00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:28,376 Aurora borealis? 650 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,400 No, no, Antonio Banderas. 651 00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:37,752 Wait, now there's a smudge on my glasses. 652 00:44:37,776 --> 00:44:40,021 - Is there some, maybe it's expired? 653 00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:42,679 "Not to be consumed by humans." 654 00:44:43,948 --> 00:44:45,326 - Not to be what now? 655 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:50,431 Elfette, you do know your minerals, don't you? 656 00:44:50,455 --> 00:44:52,433 - So are you okay? 657 00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:54,435 So you really took that like a snowman. 658 00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:56,103 How are you feeling? 659 00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:57,271 - Never better. 660 00:44:57,295 --> 00:44:59,306 Think I know how Cindy Lou Who felt. 661 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:01,275 Do you fancy a sip? 662 00:45:01,299 --> 00:45:03,266 - I'd love one, thank you. 663 00:45:05,070 --> 00:45:06,280 That is good, huh? 664 00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:09,116 - Okay, Papa needs another taste here. 665 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:10,251 - Easy does it. 666 00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:11,275 - Oh. 667 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,317 - Mistlefinger? 668 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:46,187 "Not to be consumed by humans." 669 00:45:46,211 --> 00:45:49,212 Whatever. 670 00:45:52,016 --> 00:45:53,127 Whew. 671 00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:02,258 Elf on a Shelf, I'm coming to get ya! 672 00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:06,173 Elf on a Shelf, I'm coming to get ya! 673 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:37,838 ♪ Georgie, the green nosed reindeer ♪ 674 00:46:37,862 --> 00:46:39,774 ♪ Reindeer 675 00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:43,010 ♪ Had a big pile of cash 676 00:46:43,034 --> 00:46:44,879 ♪ Quite a big pile 677 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:48,783 - Oh. 678 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:51,574 Thank you. 679 00:46:54,579 --> 00:46:56,323 I've been waiting for this. 680 00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:22,950 - I see you're enjoying your dinner. 681 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:25,419 So sorry to interrupt. 682 00:47:25,443 --> 00:47:28,122 - Mrs. Coalbottom. 683 00:47:28,146 --> 00:47:30,191 I didn't know that you were coming into town. 684 00:47:30,215 --> 00:47:34,595 Can I offer you a glass of wine or something? 685 00:47:34,619 --> 00:47:35,563 How's everything? 686 00:47:35,587 --> 00:47:37,097 - Let me get right to the point. 687 00:47:37,121 --> 00:47:39,266 We have a very large investment 688 00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:42,269 in your little organization, Georgie. 689 00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:45,573 And I don't take our investments lightly. 690 00:47:45,597 --> 00:47:47,441 - Oh, well, of course, of course. 691 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,443 You know, we're gonna handle everything the way it should... 692 00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:51,312 - I've heard whispers of an elf 693 00:47:51,336 --> 00:47:53,581 that's managed to escape the North Pole. 694 00:47:53,605 --> 00:47:55,015 - Oh, don't worry. 695 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:57,284 She's no threat, all right? 696 00:47:57,308 --> 00:47:59,019 Get this. 697 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:02,022 She's a wrapping paper designer. 698 00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,123 Can you imagine? 699 00:48:03,147 --> 00:48:05,381 A wrapping paper designer. 700 00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:12,255 - I don't care if she shovels dung from reindeers' stables. 701 00:48:13,892 --> 00:48:17,260 If she's alive, she's a threat. 702 00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:25,012 - Then, uh, she won't be for long. 703 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:28,983 - Good boy, Georgie. 704 00:48:29,007 --> 00:48:32,887 The sooner Santa and his elves are off the board, 705 00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:37,513 the sooner we can all relish in the true joys of Christmas. 706 00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:44,498 Which reminds me. 707 00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:47,368 I brought you a little toy. 708 00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:52,028 Something to ensure that we all have a very silent night. 709 00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:03,572 - Well now, how can I pass that up? 710 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,004 Duey: Yes, keep going, little further. 711 00:49:24,028 --> 00:49:25,673 All right, this is it. 712 00:49:25,697 --> 00:49:27,041 Elfette: Oh. 713 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,731 - Yes, old mummy dearest. 714 00:49:31,703 --> 00:49:33,247 I can't thank you enough, Elfette. 715 00:49:33,271 --> 00:49:35,015 - It was lovely riding with you, Duey. 716 00:49:35,039 --> 00:49:36,299 - Indeed. 717 00:49:36,323 --> 00:49:37,584 Are you sure you wouldn't like to come in? 718 00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:39,386 Mother could make you a tea or a bed. 719 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:41,221 It is getting late. 720 00:49:41,245 --> 00:49:42,611 - I would love to. 721 00:49:43,715 --> 00:49:47,094 But everybody's counting on me. 722 00:49:47,118 --> 00:49:48,562 - I understand. 723 00:49:48,586 --> 00:49:49,586 Oh. - Oh. 724 00:49:51,122 --> 00:49:52,122 I should. 725 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:53,634 - Farewell. 726 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:54,658 - Night. 727 00:49:58,763 --> 00:50:01,008 - Gonna get my sign here. 728 00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:02,164 New York, eh? 729 00:50:06,204 --> 00:50:07,247 - Hello? 730 00:50:07,271 --> 00:50:08,716 - Oh, Elfette! 731 00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:11,285 Thank the Christmas spirit you answered. 732 00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:12,453 - Santa! 733 00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:13,721 Are you okay? 734 00:50:13,745 --> 00:50:15,522 - Listen to me, Elfette, there's no time. 735 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:19,126 Was Sparkle able to lead you to the Twinkameter? 736 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:21,195 - Well, she knows that I have it now. 737 00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:22,429 - Good, good. 738 00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,231 Now you must place it atop the tree 739 00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:26,100 where elf magic lives free 740 00:50:26,124 --> 00:50:28,135 by midnight on Christmas Eve, 741 00:50:28,159 --> 00:50:31,105 or all that twinkles will cease to be. 742 00:50:31,129 --> 00:50:33,040 - By midnight on Christmas Eve. 743 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:34,708 I think I understand. 744 00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:35,732 I'll do it. 745 00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:38,768 But wait, Santa? 746 00:50:40,338 --> 00:50:42,316 I left the North Pole this Christmas 747 00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:45,652 because I didn't think I mattered. 748 00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:49,490 I was second guessing even being an elf anymore. 749 00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:51,425 - Oh, Elfette. 750 00:50:51,449 --> 00:50:54,628 Whether big or small or elfy or not at all, 751 00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:56,130 there's a twinkle inside you 752 00:50:56,154 --> 00:50:59,299 upon which you can always call. 753 00:50:59,323 --> 00:51:01,769 - The sacred twinkle? 754 00:51:01,793 --> 00:51:03,404 - It's in all of us. 755 00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:05,139 I believe in you, Elfette. 756 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:06,163 Elfette! 757 00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:07,741 - Santa? 758 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:09,143 Hello? 759 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:10,477 - I know who you are, elf, 760 00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:12,179 and your gig is up. 761 00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:16,639 Your undercover operation to save Christmas is kaput. 762 00:51:17,341 --> 00:51:18,585 - Undercover? 763 00:51:18,609 --> 00:51:20,754 - I don't care how much twinkle you have left 764 00:51:20,778 --> 00:51:23,524 up in your stockings. 765 00:51:23,548 --> 00:51:28,417 Your plans to save Christmas are over. 766 00:51:39,664 --> 00:51:41,175 - Don't worry, Santa. 767 00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:42,765 I won't let you down. 768 00:51:54,545 --> 00:51:55,689 Hi. 769 00:51:55,713 --> 00:51:56,713 - Oh. 770 00:51:57,682 --> 00:51:58,682 My. 771 00:52:00,384 --> 00:52:01,384 Oh, Duey? 772 00:52:02,587 --> 00:52:05,554 I believe your little elf friend is here. 773 00:52:09,727 --> 00:52:10,804 - Elfette! 774 00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:12,673 Oh. 775 00:52:12,697 --> 00:52:15,242 - I think I might take you up on that room if it... 776 00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:17,611 - Splendid, yes, I'll have Mother prepare it immediately. 777 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:18,635 Mother! 778 00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:22,583 - I'm right here, dear. 779 00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:23,717 - Oh. 780 00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:25,474 How'd you get there? 781 00:52:26,544 --> 00:52:27,855 Well, come on in. 782 00:52:27,879 --> 00:52:29,478 - Come, darling. 783 00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:40,167 - Good news, Elfette. 784 00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:43,137 Your room is nearly ready! 785 00:52:43,161 --> 00:52:47,875 And you have the comfiest, fluffiest pillows in the house. 786 00:52:47,899 --> 00:52:49,877 Elfette, is everything all right? 787 00:52:49,901 --> 00:52:51,278 - Yes. 788 00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:51,912 Of course, thank you. 789 00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:53,147 - Splendid. 790 00:52:53,171 --> 00:52:54,770 Well, I'll be off then. 791 00:52:59,243 --> 00:53:00,243 - Duey? 792 00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:03,423 Can I ask you something? 793 00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:04,925 - Sure, yes. 794 00:53:04,949 --> 00:53:07,029 Just don't ask me to recite the 12 days of Christmas. 795 00:53:08,553 --> 00:53:09,763 I can never remember what happens 796 00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:11,298 after the turtle doves and the geese are laying 797 00:53:11,322 --> 00:53:14,735 and then who's paying, you know? 798 00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:18,272 - So I just got off the phone with Santa. 799 00:53:18,296 --> 00:53:20,908 - Wait, the Santa? 800 00:53:20,932 --> 00:53:21,775 You know him? 801 00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:23,644 - He's my boss. 802 00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:25,245 Santa got kidnapped by the mafia 803 00:53:26,304 --> 00:53:27,814 And I have to save him. 804 00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:31,251 I'm supposed to place the Twinkameter atop a tree 805 00:53:31,275 --> 00:53:34,376 where he says all elf magic lives free. 806 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:40,983 - The Twinkameter. 807 00:53:42,453 --> 00:53:46,300 This does look awfully familiar, Elfette. 808 00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:47,324 Yes. 809 00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:52,806 Perhaps he's talking about the Pebblefellow Tree. 810 00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:54,474 - You've been there before? 811 00:53:54,498 --> 00:53:56,210 - Yes, I used to bird watch down on 57th Street 812 00:53:56,234 --> 00:53:57,477 and I would get corn dogs... 813 00:53:57,501 --> 00:53:59,913 - Stop it, Duey, with the exaggerations. 814 00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:01,782 Help a little elf out. 815 00:54:01,806 --> 00:54:03,750 - Yes, yes, Mother. 816 00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:05,319 - Your room is ready. 817 00:54:05,343 --> 00:54:05,953 - Thank you. 818 00:54:05,977 --> 00:54:07,509 - Dear Elfette. 819 00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:13,460 - Now you can't miss it. 820 00:54:13,484 --> 00:54:15,829 It's right near Central Park and the Big Apple. 821 00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:20,500 - Well, I do prefer sugar plums 822 00:54:20,524 --> 00:54:22,536 but I can start at the apple. 823 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,503 - Elfette. 824 00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:24,972 Go straight into Manhattan. 825 00:54:24,996 --> 00:54:26,840 Take the PATH train, don't talk to any strangers. 826 00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:28,342 Look for Jimmy, he's got the hot dog stand. 827 00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:30,844 Say "I need the big dog, Jimmy." 828 00:54:30,868 --> 00:54:31,745 It's not on the menu. 829 00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:32,846 Got it? 830 00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:33,870 Okay. 831 00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:39,519 Well, good night, my new friend. 832 00:54:39,543 --> 00:54:40,743 - Good night. 833 00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:43,824 - Duey. 834 00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:45,914 Don't forget your retainer. 835 00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:48,718 Put it in. 836 00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:06,635 That's a good boy. 837 00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:02,335 - Duey. 838 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:03,103 How do you know Bartholomule? 839 00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:05,105 - Bartholomule? 840 00:56:05,129 --> 00:56:06,129 Oh, yes, yes. 841 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:10,043 I do believe he was my mother's first son. 842 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:11,078 Uh huh. 843 00:56:11,102 --> 00:56:12,546 - Your brother? 844 00:56:12,570 --> 00:56:13,980 - Yeah. 845 00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:15,649 A fine pair of mutton chops on that fellow too. 846 00:56:15,673 --> 00:56:17,973 - I'm supposed to remind you. 847 00:56:19,110 --> 00:56:20,110 Tea time! 848 00:56:21,112 --> 00:56:22,656 - Yes. 849 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,174 My brother, that makes a lot of sense. 850 00:56:25,198 --> 00:56:27,715 That's why the Twinkameter looked so familiar. 851 00:56:30,121 --> 00:56:32,032 - He was a lot of help. 852 00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:33,633 Both you guys. 853 00:56:33,657 --> 00:56:37,393 You're like... family. 854 00:56:38,763 --> 00:56:39,795 - Oh, Elfette. 855 00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:43,899 This may be the best Christmas ever. 856 00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:49,839 - Good night! 857 00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:28,011 Duey? 858 00:57:33,184 --> 00:57:34,694 Duey: Dearest Elfette. 859 00:57:34,718 --> 00:57:36,196 Twas a pleasure to meet you. 860 00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:37,898 I've never met an elf 861 00:57:37,922 --> 00:57:40,901 but, well, you're pretty good drivers. 862 00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:43,036 I wish I had something to repay you for the ride. 863 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:45,672 So I've left you this little trinket of mine. 864 00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:47,874 It served me well through all of my travels 865 00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:50,210 and, well, maybe it could help you on your mission. 866 00:57:50,234 --> 00:57:51,845 Bring Santa home safely. 867 00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:53,947 Your friend, Duey. 868 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:57,684 PS, I'm not sure what was in that mistlefinger tea 869 00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:59,553 but I think I liked it. 870 00:59:24,962 --> 00:59:26,907 - My first holiday mixer. 871 00:59:26,931 --> 00:59:27,996 In New York! 872 00:59:37,308 --> 00:59:40,142 Cookies! 873 00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:44,980 Oh, I like this place already. 874 00:59:48,852 --> 00:59:51,219 I wonder where everybody else is. 875 01:00:01,031 --> 01:00:03,231 - Boss, the elf lady's here! 876 01:00:04,635 --> 01:00:05,779 - Your boss is here? 877 01:00:05,803 --> 01:00:06,613 - Uh huh. 878 01:00:06,637 --> 01:00:07,869 - That's nice. 879 01:00:09,373 --> 01:00:10,373 More cookies! 880 01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:12,709 - Hello. 881 01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:14,821 Welcome. 882 01:00:14,845 --> 01:00:17,290 I'm glad my invitation found you. 883 01:00:17,314 --> 01:00:18,892 - Me too. 884 01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:21,928 When do your other VIP guests arrive? 885 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:24,130 - Well, I was hoping for more of an intimate meeting. 886 01:00:24,154 --> 01:00:27,089 You know, get right down to business. 887 01:00:28,892 --> 01:00:29,892 - Wait. 888 01:00:30,761 --> 01:00:32,260 I know who you are. 889 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:34,841 You kidnapped Santa. 890 01:00:34,865 --> 01:00:37,711 - No, wait, now this is a truce. 891 01:00:37,735 --> 01:00:39,713 Not here to hurt you. 892 01:00:39,737 --> 01:00:42,916 But I am here to offer you an opportunity. 893 01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:46,886 Now you've been a wrapping paper elf for what? 894 01:00:46,910 --> 01:00:47,910 12 years? 895 01:00:49,213 --> 01:00:50,724 - Yes. 896 01:00:50,748 --> 01:00:52,892 - You're not advancing, are you? 897 01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:54,227 You're not getting the respect 898 01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:56,952 or recognition that you deserve. 899 01:00:58,088 --> 01:01:01,735 Our company needs someone like you. 900 01:01:01,759 --> 01:01:03,291 With your skill set. 901 01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:07,207 - I'm not interested. 902 01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:08,408 - That's fine, we're just talking. 903 01:01:08,432 --> 01:01:09,376 Have a seat. 904 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,867 Please, I insist. 905 01:01:13,037 --> 01:01:14,914 Come on, it's fine. 906 01:01:14,938 --> 01:01:15,938 - Okay. 907 01:01:18,809 --> 01:01:20,754 - Now imagine this. 908 01:01:20,778 --> 01:01:25,347 Head designer for the world's biggest toy corporation. 909 01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:30,964 With you as the face of all toy design. 910 01:01:30,988 --> 01:01:32,320 Worldwide. 911 01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:37,370 You'd get that respect and the recognition that you deserve. 912 01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:40,907 Think about it. 913 01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:43,910 Does Santa even appreciate you? 914 01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:45,145 Huh? 915 01:01:45,169 --> 01:01:47,280 Come work with us. 916 01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:49,171 Be happy for a change. 917 01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:55,711 - Chief designer of the whole world? 918 01:01:56,447 --> 01:01:58,024 - Yeah, sure. 919 01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,427 If that's the title you want, yeah. 920 01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:02,829 But there's something you should know, 921 01:02:02,853 --> 01:02:05,832 I really didn't want to be the one to tell you. 922 01:02:05,856 --> 01:02:08,301 It's about your friend, Stardust. 923 01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:09,969 - Sparkle. 924 01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:13,139 - Yes, Sprinkles, that's what I said. 925 01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:16,009 She's not who you think she is. 926 01:02:16,033 --> 01:02:17,811 - What do you mean? 927 01:02:17,835 --> 01:02:19,012 - Isn't it a little weird 928 01:02:19,036 --> 01:02:21,448 that she's the only elf in Florida? 929 01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:28,176 I wish I knew secret agents. 930 01:02:31,849 --> 01:02:33,181 - You're lying! 931 01:02:34,017 --> 01:02:34,828 - I wish I was. 932 01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:36,184 - You're lying. 933 01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:43,503 - You can take the job and do something great. 934 01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:45,861 Or you can leave... 935 01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:49,965 And you lose everything. 936 01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:06,381 Negotiations don't go as planned, ice her. 937 01:03:07,885 --> 01:03:10,997 - But I told you about my fine elf recipe. 938 01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:12,866 So delicious, so nutritious. 939 01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:14,467 - Just do it! 940 01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:16,124 - So scrumptious. 941 01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:24,366 - I'm surrounded by morons. 942 01:03:27,371 --> 01:03:28,371 Hey. 943 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:32,218 That's a good cookie. 944 01:03:40,083 --> 01:03:42,896 - Sparkle wouldn't lie to me. 945 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,286 It's not possible. 946 01:03:48,392 --> 01:03:49,392 Come on. 947 01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:53,573 Sebastian! 948 01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:55,542 Are you here to save Christmas too? 949 01:03:55,566 --> 01:03:58,444 - Elfette, Christmas is in the hands of the mafia now. 950 01:03:58,468 --> 01:04:00,246 The North Pole has been destroyed. 951 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:02,081 I barely escaped. 952 01:04:02,105 --> 01:04:03,817 - But you're chief of security. 953 01:04:03,841 --> 01:04:05,385 You're the most qualified elf to help me. 954 01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:06,953 We can save Christmas together. 955 01:04:06,977 --> 01:04:09,289 - You don't know what I've seen. 956 01:04:09,313 --> 01:04:12,113 I gotta get out of here before someone sees us. 957 01:04:13,984 --> 01:04:15,094 Good luck. 958 01:04:15,118 --> 01:04:16,358 You're braver than me, Elfette. 959 01:04:47,150 --> 01:04:48,061 - Wow. 960 01:04:48,085 --> 01:04:49,329 It's huge! 961 01:04:49,353 --> 01:04:50,552 This must be it. 962 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:00,496 Come on! 963 01:05:01,465 --> 01:05:03,142 Hello? 964 01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:04,644 Stupid thing. 965 01:05:04,668 --> 01:05:05,668 Activate. 966 01:05:06,637 --> 01:05:08,370 Go, go, Twinkameter. 967 01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:11,507 Magic. 968 01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:14,210 Nothing. 969 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:16,489 Man! 970 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:25,465 Why isn't it working? 971 01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:28,301 - Hey, you can't be here. 972 01:05:28,325 --> 01:05:31,337 Can't you read the sign? 973 01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:32,361 So go. 974 01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:26,359 - That was a pretty good offer Georgie made you. 975 01:06:26,383 --> 01:06:28,728 Better than what's gonna happen now. 976 01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:30,096 Little elf. 977 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:32,732 - Are you making more mojitos? 978 01:06:32,756 --> 01:06:35,234 - Let me properly introduce myself. 979 01:06:35,258 --> 01:06:38,071 My name is Ernest Killingsworth III, 980 01:06:38,095 --> 01:06:40,173 award-winning bad guy. 981 01:06:40,197 --> 01:06:43,242 And three time Croaky winner. 982 01:06:43,266 --> 01:06:44,744 - Why are you following me? 983 01:06:44,768 --> 01:06:47,413 - First of all, I would like to thank Sebastian 984 01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:49,415 for your assistance. 985 01:06:49,439 --> 01:06:51,284 - Sebastian, how could you? 986 01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:53,086 You're hired to protect us! 987 01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:54,754 - It's over, Elfette! 988 01:06:54,778 --> 01:06:58,124 The corporations control Christmas now. 989 01:06:58,148 --> 01:07:01,394 He gave me a good job, great pay. 990 01:07:01,418 --> 01:07:03,730 It's the way things are now. 991 01:07:03,754 --> 01:07:05,765 The old elf ways are obsolete. 992 01:07:05,789 --> 01:07:07,266 - Now with this blender, 993 01:07:07,290 --> 01:07:10,603 my 21st Croaky nomination is imminent. 994 01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:13,373 - So you're like the Meryl Streep of killing. 995 01:07:13,397 --> 01:07:17,032 - If she doesn't cooperate, get rid of her. 996 01:07:25,108 --> 01:07:26,753 - Come on! 997 01:07:26,777 --> 01:07:28,421 Do something! 998 01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:30,156 - You think this little twinkle stuff 999 01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:32,792 is gonna save the elves? 1000 01:07:32,816 --> 01:07:34,560 You're all gonna die now. 1001 01:07:34,584 --> 01:07:36,162 - Die? 1002 01:07:36,186 --> 01:07:37,764 - Let's go, little elf. 1003 01:07:51,735 --> 01:07:52,735 - Hello? 1004 01:07:53,670 --> 01:07:54,702 Where am I? 1005 01:08:05,715 --> 01:08:06,793 Santa? 1006 01:08:06,817 --> 01:08:08,249 Are you here too? 1007 01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:54,395 - I see you found my cookbook. 1008 01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,711 - What are you gonna do to me? 1009 01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:00,346 - You mean you, 1010 01:09:00,370 --> 01:09:03,549 two vine-ripened tomatoes, a pack of gum, 1011 01:09:03,573 --> 01:09:07,587 a liter of orange soda, my favorite blender? 1012 01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:12,158 Oh, wouldn't you like to know. 1013 01:09:12,182 --> 01:09:13,626 Oh, oh, oh. 1014 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:18,231 And I guess you won't be needing this anymore. 1015 01:09:18,255 --> 01:09:22,290 The elf magic in this ancient junk is now defunct. 1016 01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:30,343 - No! 1017 01:09:30,367 --> 01:09:31,367 No! 1018 01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:47,593 - And now, how about we take a look 1019 01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:52,265 at those little elf feet so he can gum them up? 1020 01:09:52,289 --> 01:09:53,289 - He? 1021 01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:59,594 - First, he's gonna gum up your toes 1022 01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:02,664 so you can't run away. 1023 01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:08,636 Then he's gonna add a dollop of that orange soda 1024 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,752 for fruity stamina. 1025 01:10:19,749 --> 01:10:21,783 Organic all-purpose flour. 1026 01:10:24,921 --> 01:10:25,921 Two tomatoes. 1027 01:10:28,358 --> 01:10:30,792 Candy cane for that fresh breath. 1028 01:10:32,495 --> 01:10:35,830 One scoop of whey protein for extra strength. 1029 01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:41,647 And oh yes, Mom always said never forget 1030 01:10:41,671 --> 01:10:44,005 the low carb, fat free butter. 1031 01:10:45,508 --> 01:10:47,887 Little cucumber in there, 1032 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:52,225 but I like to add a little bit of my taste as well. 1033 01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:53,359 I put a little bit of mint. 1034 01:10:53,383 --> 01:10:54,383 - Yes! 1035 01:10:55,919 --> 01:10:56,996 - Mistlefinger? 1036 01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:58,664 - Yeah. 1037 01:10:58,688 --> 01:11:00,833 - And just half a cup of cottage cheese. 1038 01:11:08,632 --> 01:11:10,276 Is that what I think it is? 1039 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:13,312 The sacred elf ingredient? 1040 01:11:13,336 --> 01:11:15,681 Oh, he's been looking for this one. 1041 01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:17,350 - Mistlefinger. 1042 01:11:17,374 --> 01:11:19,685 It's not really meant for humans. 1043 01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:22,488 And it's actually supposed to be a tea to heal. 1044 01:11:22,512 --> 01:11:23,656 - Ha! 1045 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,891 You think he's falling for your tricks? 1046 01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:27,860 He knows how sneaky you elves can be. 1047 01:11:27,884 --> 01:11:28,884 - Okay. 1048 01:11:31,821 --> 01:11:32,821 - Whew! 1049 01:11:41,598 --> 01:11:43,765 I see a rainbow. 1050 01:11:45,402 --> 01:11:48,936 I see a golden igloo. 1051 01:12:07,924 --> 01:12:09,457 - Have some coal. 1052 01:12:11,628 --> 01:12:14,607 That's all you deserve this year. 1053 01:12:14,631 --> 01:12:15,908 Okay. 1054 01:12:15,932 --> 01:12:16,932 Let's go. 1055 01:12:25,709 --> 01:12:26,919 - What? 1056 01:12:26,943 --> 01:12:28,554 Oh, you think we should check on the package. 1057 01:12:28,578 --> 01:12:30,589 Excellent idea, Mr. Duckie. 1058 01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:40,433 Phone: Boss is calling, boss is calling. 1059 01:12:40,457 --> 01:12:41,367 - Boss. 1060 01:12:41,391 --> 01:12:42,968 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1061 01:12:42,992 --> 01:12:44,470 Package in transit? 1062 01:12:44,494 --> 01:12:45,938 - Package? 1063 01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:48,441 I didn't order any package. 1064 01:12:48,465 --> 01:12:49,742 - Your elaborate plan. 1065 01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:50,976 It worked, right? 1066 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:55,348 - Uh, well, the other elf showed up 1067 01:12:55,372 --> 01:12:58,951 and stuffed coal in my mouth. 1068 01:12:58,975 --> 01:12:59,975 - Sparkle. 1069 01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:02,488 I thought she was still in Florida. 1070 01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:04,056 - Boss, I'm so close. 1071 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:05,091 I know I can get her. 1072 01:13:05,115 --> 01:13:06,926 The elf macaroons. 1073 01:13:06,950 --> 01:13:08,094 - No! 1074 01:13:08,118 --> 01:13:09,729 No, no, no, no, no. 1075 01:13:09,753 --> 01:13:10,596 You're fired. 1076 01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:12,131 I'll handle this myself. 1077 01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:19,394 - What am I gonna tell Mama? 1078 01:13:22,165 --> 01:13:24,399 - Sparkle! 1079 01:13:32,142 --> 01:13:32,985 - What the? 1080 01:13:33,009 --> 01:13:34,653 How did you get here? 1081 01:13:34,677 --> 01:13:35,855 - You mean thanks for saving me? 1082 01:13:35,879 --> 01:13:38,457 - I mean, you lied to me. 1083 01:13:38,481 --> 01:13:39,992 - I had to, Elfette. 1084 01:13:40,016 --> 01:13:41,961 - You had to or you don't trust me? 1085 01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:42,995 - What? 1086 01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:44,530 Of course I trust you. 1087 01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:45,831 I only want you to succeed. 1088 01:13:45,855 --> 01:13:47,500 - I will succeed. 1089 01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:48,934 Because nobody believes in me. 1090 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:51,437 - Elfette, don't be so naive. 1091 01:13:51,461 --> 01:13:53,038 This mission is dangerous. 1092 01:13:53,062 --> 01:13:54,540 People lie. 1093 01:13:54,564 --> 01:13:56,509 The world isn't as safe as the North Pole. 1094 01:13:56,533 --> 01:13:58,144 - I guess you'd know. 1095 01:13:58,168 --> 01:13:59,467 Special agent. 1096 01:14:00,737 --> 01:14:04,150 - Elfette, where's the Twinkameter? 1097 01:14:04,174 --> 01:14:05,940 - I lost it, okay? 1098 01:14:07,043 --> 01:14:08,075 Are you happy? 1099 01:14:09,846 --> 01:14:11,612 - Elfette, come back! 1100 01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:14,016 Elfette! 1101 01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:52,253 - May I join you? 1102 01:14:53,590 --> 01:14:54,900 - Yeah. 1103 01:14:54,924 --> 01:14:55,957 Sure, why not? 1104 01:15:01,764 --> 01:15:04,577 - You know, I've been around a bit 1105 01:15:04,601 --> 01:15:06,879 and I can tell that look. 1106 01:15:06,903 --> 01:15:08,970 - Well, I ruined Christmas. 1107 01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:11,951 Is it the I ruined Christmas look? 1108 01:15:14,811 --> 01:15:16,922 Should have stayed in Florida. 1109 01:15:16,946 --> 01:15:20,226 At least then the Twinkameter wouldn't be lost. 1110 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:21,543 Stupid. 1111 01:15:21,567 --> 01:15:22,862 - You know, I had a little boy once 1112 01:15:22,886 --> 01:15:25,520 and I ruined Christmas for him. 1113 01:15:26,656 --> 01:15:29,023 Things will never be the same. 1114 01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:32,560 - You ruined Christmas too, huh? 1115 01:15:34,264 --> 01:15:37,276 - You know, you don't always know why you do things 1116 01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:40,713 but if you let your spirit guide you, 1117 01:15:40,737 --> 01:15:42,537 you'll make it right. 1118 01:15:46,175 --> 01:15:47,887 - That's what Sparkle told me. 1119 01:15:47,911 --> 01:15:49,288 - Sparkle? 1120 01:15:49,312 --> 01:15:51,279 - Look where that got me. 1121 01:15:55,151 --> 01:15:57,129 - I think I have something that might help. 1122 01:15:57,153 --> 01:15:58,719 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1123 01:16:04,861 --> 01:16:08,040 Now my little boy really needs that. 1124 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:11,243 Let's not forget what Christmas is all about. 1125 01:16:11,267 --> 01:16:15,570 It's not how popular you are or how flashy you are. 1126 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:22,076 You can find the Christmas spirit where you least expect it. 1127 01:16:27,183 --> 01:16:29,128 Goodbye, little elf! 1128 01:16:29,152 --> 01:16:30,152 - Goodbye. 1129 01:16:31,354 --> 01:16:33,220 Man: Merry Christmas! 1130 01:16:34,991 --> 01:16:36,357 - Merry Christmas. 1131 01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:49,181 - My peppermint gumdrop, what have they done to you? 1132 01:16:49,205 --> 01:16:50,649 - It's okay, sweetie. 1133 01:16:50,673 --> 01:16:52,151 Elfette knows what to do. 1134 01:16:52,175 --> 01:16:53,686 - Oh. 1135 01:16:53,710 --> 01:16:55,054 Gumdrop. 1136 01:16:55,078 --> 01:16:56,722 - Enough with the blah blah blah. 1137 01:16:56,746 --> 01:16:58,958 Listen, Santa, this is what's gonna happen. 1138 01:16:58,982 --> 01:17:02,061 You're gonna tell us all of your secrets 1139 01:17:02,085 --> 01:17:06,754 or your precious elves and your bride will be eliminated. 1140 01:17:08,224 --> 01:17:09,335 And for what? 1141 01:17:09,359 --> 01:17:10,636 A few free gifts? 1142 01:17:10,660 --> 01:17:12,037 Come on, Santa. 1143 01:17:12,061 --> 01:17:14,907 Let's be reasonable here, huh? 1144 01:17:14,931 --> 01:17:16,375 - We'll never help you. 1145 01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:19,111 - Well, then your elves are gonna die. 1146 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:24,005 Midnight Christmas Eve, when the freeze is permanent. 1147 01:17:25,241 --> 01:17:27,252 - You can't kill Christmas, Little Georgie. 1148 01:17:27,276 --> 01:17:32,146 - Oh, Santa, I can. 1149 01:17:33,182 --> 01:17:34,760 And I will kill Christmas. 1150 01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:36,261 - But Christmas is inside you, 1151 01:17:36,285 --> 01:17:38,163 like the beating of your heart, 1152 01:17:38,187 --> 01:17:39,732 like the brain that makes you smart. 1153 01:17:39,756 --> 01:17:40,766 - Enough! 1154 01:17:40,790 --> 01:17:42,390 Enough with the rhymes! 1155 01:17:43,860 --> 01:17:44,860 Roger. 1156 01:17:46,396 --> 01:17:47,962 Go put her on ice. 1157 01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:51,243 - Come on, nice lady, time to get frozen. 1158 01:17:51,267 --> 01:17:53,345 - No, take me, not her. 1159 01:17:53,369 --> 01:17:54,647 She didn't do anything. 1160 01:17:54,671 --> 01:17:56,704 - Now you wanna talk, huh? 1161 01:17:57,407 --> 01:17:59,284 - No! 1162 01:17:59,308 --> 01:18:02,655 Mrs. Claus: Santa, baby, you have to save Christmas! 1163 01:18:02,679 --> 01:18:03,389 - Don't do this. 1164 01:18:03,413 --> 01:18:04,957 Don't do this. 1165 01:18:07,984 --> 01:18:12,731 - That sounds like someone's getting cold feet. 1166 01:18:12,755 --> 01:18:15,901 Oh, you're gonna love this, Santa, look at this. 1167 01:18:15,925 --> 01:18:18,125 JoyTech stocks have doubled. 1168 01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:22,374 Oh, this is going 1169 01:18:22,398 --> 01:18:26,434 to be such a very merry Christmas. 1170 01:18:28,237 --> 01:18:30,816 Oh, wait, I'm sorry, Santa. 1171 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,418 Would you like an eggnog? 1172 01:18:32,442 --> 01:18:35,220 A little eggnog? 1173 01:18:35,244 --> 01:18:36,388 No? 1174 01:18:36,412 --> 01:18:37,412 Okay then. 1175 01:19:13,483 --> 01:19:14,493 - Elfette, Elfette. 1176 01:19:14,517 --> 01:19:15,994 So glad I found you here. 1177 01:19:16,018 --> 01:19:17,796 - Duey, what are you doing here? 1178 01:19:17,820 --> 01:19:19,164 - I was talking with Mother 1179 01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:21,066 and realized that the Pebblefellow Tree 1180 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:23,335 is a daft representation of elf magic. 1181 01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:24,303 - I went there. 1182 01:19:24,327 --> 01:19:25,304 The magic didn't work. 1183 01:19:25,328 --> 01:19:26,505 - No. 1184 01:19:26,529 --> 01:19:29,396 The real elf tree is in this park here. 1185 01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:31,343 - Really? 1186 01:19:31,367 --> 01:19:32,610 - Yes. 1187 01:19:32,634 --> 01:19:33,879 But you're looking in the wrong direction. 1188 01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:34,813 It's back that way, old girl. 1189 01:19:34,837 --> 01:19:35,914 - Okay. 1190 01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:37,182 - Now I've gotta get going. 1191 01:19:37,206 --> 01:19:38,517 I've got a tea time with Bartholomule. 1192 01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:39,752 Yes, Bartholomule? 1193 01:19:39,776 --> 01:19:40,786 Yes, I'm almost there. 1194 01:19:40,810 --> 01:19:42,154 - Tell him I said hi. 1195 01:19:42,178 --> 01:19:44,757 - Yes, Elfette says, he says hello. 1196 01:19:44,781 --> 01:19:45,524 Elfette: Okay. 1197 01:19:45,548 --> 01:19:47,059 - Oh, yes, I'll bring the honey. 1198 01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:48,977 Okay. 1199 01:19:49,001 --> 01:19:50,896 Now you get going, you're running out of time, yes. - Oh yes. 1200 01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:51,920 Bye! 1201 01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:10,415 ♪ We were two young elves that were ♪ 1202 01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:15,420 ♪ looking for a little sun 1203 01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:20,314 ♪ When we heard the news the North Pole was overrun ♪ 1204 01:20:22,585 --> 01:20:27,454 ♪ And with Santa gone, the whole world come undone ♪ 1205 01:20:30,293 --> 01:20:35,162 ♪ So I'm going off to find him if I have to go alone ♪ 1206 01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:41,302 ♪ Because he's coming home 1207 01:20:44,106 --> 01:20:46,418 ♪ Yeah, he's coming home 1208 01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:51,312 ♪ Santa Claus is coming home 1209 01:20:52,248 --> 01:20:53,992 ♪ Santa's coming home 1210 01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:58,853 ♪ Save our Santa from them all 1211 01:20:59,856 --> 01:21:01,099 ♪ Yeah, he's coming home 1212 01:21:01,123 --> 01:21:06,193 ♪ SOS, is he coming home 1213 01:21:06,929 --> 01:21:08,540 ♪ Santa's coming home 1214 01:21:08,564 --> 01:21:12,110 ♪ Save our Santa from them all 1215 01:21:12,134 --> 01:21:17,204 ♪ Santa Claus is coming home 1216 01:21:18,074 --> 01:21:20,919 ♪ Yeah, he's coming home 1217 01:21:20,943 --> 01:21:24,857 ♪ He's coming home 1218 01:21:24,881 --> 01:21:28,327 ♪ Yeah, he's coming home 1219 01:21:28,351 --> 01:21:33,220 ♪ He's coming home 1220 01:21:39,495 --> 01:21:42,296 ♪ He's coming home 1221 01:21:45,368 --> 01:21:48,280 - Whether you're big, small, elfy or not at all, 1222 01:21:48,304 --> 01:21:50,182 there's a sacred twinkle inside you 1223 01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:52,317 upon which you can always call. 1224 01:21:52,341 --> 01:21:55,520 Well, if this is the tree, makes sense. 1225 01:21:55,544 --> 01:21:58,523 It's not flashy, it's simple. 1226 01:21:58,547 --> 01:21:59,547 And perfect. 1227 01:22:03,185 --> 01:22:05,386 Sorry I let you down, Santa. 1228 01:22:06,555 --> 01:22:08,055 Sorry, Christmas. 1229 01:22:09,158 --> 01:22:10,035 I should've... 1230 01:22:10,059 --> 01:22:11,258 Sparkle: Hey. 1231 01:22:14,964 --> 01:22:16,308 - I thought you left. 1232 01:22:26,542 --> 01:22:28,442 Christmas Eve is over. 1233 01:22:29,245 --> 01:22:30,245 I failed. 1234 01:22:31,180 --> 01:22:33,926 Santa's probably, the elves. 1235 01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:34,993 I lost the Twinkameter. 1236 01:22:35,017 --> 01:22:36,695 I let everybody down. 1237 01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:38,497 Christmas is ruined. 1238 01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:42,067 - The Twinkameter was just to help you find yourself. 1239 01:22:42,091 --> 01:22:44,525 The sacred twinkle is inside you. 1240 01:22:47,496 --> 01:22:50,008 And the Grand Elf Guild may have thought 1241 01:22:50,032 --> 01:22:51,598 of something to help. 1242 01:22:53,970 --> 01:22:55,569 - Silver halide tinsel! 1243 01:22:59,075 --> 01:23:02,476 - You need a ticking clock to make it work. 1244 01:23:04,013 --> 01:23:05,446 - I have something. 1245 01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:32,584 Christmas magic. 1246 01:23:32,608 --> 01:23:36,221 I realize now you were only trying to protect me. 1247 01:23:36,245 --> 01:23:38,256 I'm sorry I didn't see that before. 1248 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,125 What do we do now? 1249 01:23:40,149 --> 01:23:42,561 - You've already done it. 1250 01:23:42,585 --> 01:23:43,585 It's you. 1251 01:23:45,321 --> 01:23:48,433 Power born in purest snow. 1252 01:23:48,457 --> 01:23:50,769 Elfette And Sparkle: The truest elf will only know. 1253 01:23:50,793 --> 01:23:53,772 Hold me close and I shall glow. 1254 01:23:53,796 --> 01:23:56,430 The sacred twinkle I will bestow. 1255 01:24:56,792 --> 01:24:57,858 - We did it! 1256 01:24:59,161 --> 01:25:00,594 What about Santa? 1257 01:25:01,697 --> 01:25:05,299 - I might have a little elf magic left over. 1258 01:25:07,703 --> 01:25:08,703 Hold my hand. 1259 01:25:18,881 --> 01:25:22,561 - Did you take care of old Misty Claus? 1260 01:25:22,585 --> 01:25:24,162 - Indeed, boss. 1261 01:25:24,186 --> 01:25:25,664 I annihilated her 1262 01:25:25,688 --> 01:25:28,667 with the hypersonic carbonite freeze chamber as requested. 1263 01:25:28,691 --> 01:25:30,702 - Excellent work, Dr. Rogers. 1264 01:25:30,726 --> 01:25:34,239 Do you know that you are the smartest goon I know? 1265 01:25:34,263 --> 01:25:37,876 - You two giant turkeys were made for each other. 1266 01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:40,846 I'm taking back Christmas, suckers! 1267 01:25:53,415 --> 01:25:55,560 - You take care of old Misty Claus? 1268 01:25:55,584 --> 01:25:56,828 She's frozen, right? 1269 01:25:56,852 --> 01:25:57,829 - Uh huh. 1270 01:25:57,853 --> 01:25:59,186 Like a popsicle. 1271 01:26:00,456 --> 01:26:03,135 - And now it's your turn, Santa. 1272 01:26:03,159 --> 01:26:06,171 In just a few minutes, our toy stores will be booming again. 1273 01:26:12,935 --> 01:26:15,580 Hey, did you not hear me? 1274 01:26:15,604 --> 01:26:17,504 We're gonna shoot you. 1275 01:26:19,575 --> 01:26:21,920 - I can feel a tremor in the twinkle. 1276 01:26:21,944 --> 01:26:24,456 Elfette is going to fulfill her destiny. 1277 01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:28,793 - You're as naive as your little elves. 1278 01:26:28,817 --> 01:26:32,686 And I don't care how much your little elf butt twinkles. 1279 01:26:34,957 --> 01:26:36,601 You know what this is? 1280 01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:40,772 This is a remote detonator 1281 01:26:40,796 --> 01:26:42,607 and up there is a missile, 1282 01:26:42,631 --> 01:26:45,866 headed straight for your North Pole. 1283 01:26:46,769 --> 01:26:47,769 Yeah. 1284 01:26:49,638 --> 01:26:52,284 Computer: Weapons activated. 1285 01:26:52,308 --> 01:26:56,421 - Backup plans are a bitch, aren't they? 1286 01:26:56,445 --> 01:26:59,224 - It's not too late to turn back, little Georgie. 1287 01:26:59,248 --> 01:27:01,459 Just remember the love 1288 01:27:01,483 --> 01:27:04,851 and you'll be as free as a white turtle dove. 1289 01:27:06,822 --> 01:27:11,225 - I've had it with all of your little jolly remarks! 1290 01:27:12,294 --> 01:27:13,294 Enough! 1291 01:27:16,665 --> 01:27:17,665 - Wait. 1292 01:27:18,434 --> 01:27:20,645 - How'd you two get in here? 1293 01:27:20,669 --> 01:27:23,237 - Christmas magic. 1294 01:27:23,839 --> 01:27:24,905 - Seriously? 1295 01:27:26,842 --> 01:27:29,321 All right then. 1296 01:27:29,345 --> 01:27:31,356 Let's turn it into a party. 1297 01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:34,926 - Come on, Elfette, tell him why you've come. 1298 01:27:34,950 --> 01:27:36,828 - It doesn't matter why she's come. 1299 01:27:36,852 --> 01:27:40,632 It's over. 1300 01:27:40,656 --> 01:27:42,534 Christmas is over. 1301 01:27:42,558 --> 01:27:44,725 - Oh, time's running out. 1302 01:27:45,995 --> 01:27:49,696 - Take one more step and you're penguin chuck. 1303 01:27:51,267 --> 01:27:52,711 - This is for you. 1304 01:27:52,735 --> 01:27:54,846 - I'd rather just shoot ya. 1305 01:27:54,870 --> 01:27:55,981 - No! 1306 01:27:58,974 --> 01:28:02,721 - Oh, isn't that sweet? 1307 01:28:02,745 --> 01:28:06,413 Your little elf girlfriend tried to save you. 1308 01:28:07,549 --> 01:28:09,694 - I'm not afraid. 1309 01:28:09,718 --> 01:28:12,030 - Then you're next, Elfette. 1310 01:28:12,054 --> 01:28:15,700 You're like Smurfette except only dumber. 1311 01:28:15,724 --> 01:28:17,869 - You can either shoot me where I stand 1312 01:28:17,893 --> 01:28:19,871 or you can open your present. 1313 01:28:19,895 --> 01:28:21,628 I wrapped it myself. 1314 01:28:23,866 --> 01:28:25,577 - Georgie. 1315 01:28:25,601 --> 01:28:27,968 It's what Christmas is all about. 1316 01:28:39,748 --> 01:28:42,749 - It better be a bar of gold in here. 1317 01:28:49,525 --> 01:28:51,758 The Sky Express Spaceship? 1318 01:28:55,097 --> 01:28:57,931 They don't even make these anymore! 1319 01:29:01,737 --> 01:29:03,937 I thought you forgot, Santa. 1320 01:29:05,607 --> 01:29:06,673 Santa, look. 1321 01:29:07,476 --> 01:29:09,643 I'm not really a bad guy. 1322 01:29:10,579 --> 01:29:11,579 I just, um, 1323 01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:15,849 I lost my twinkle. 1324 01:29:23,659 --> 01:29:25,792 - This is from your father. 1325 01:29:26,829 --> 01:29:27,829 - My dad? 1326 01:29:29,631 --> 01:29:31,609 He remembered? 1327 01:29:31,633 --> 01:29:33,678 - He always loved you, Georgie. 1328 01:29:33,702 --> 01:29:36,414 - He got rid of that toy to put food on the table. 1329 01:29:36,438 --> 01:29:37,949 That's why he sold it. 1330 01:29:37,973 --> 01:29:40,051 - I always wanted to be an astronaut. 1331 01:29:55,157 --> 01:29:56,890 What have I done? 1332 01:29:59,027 --> 01:30:00,772 I've ruined Christmas. 1333 01:30:00,796 --> 01:30:02,741 - There's still time, Georgie. 1334 01:30:02,765 --> 01:30:04,798 You know what you must do. 1335 01:30:17,846 --> 01:30:19,991 Computer: Weapons deactivated. 1336 01:30:26,989 --> 01:30:27,989 - Oh wait. 1337 01:30:29,191 --> 01:30:32,559 Is this the part where Santa shoots us? 1338 01:30:33,996 --> 01:30:36,107 - I'm full of the Christmas spirit right now. 1339 01:30:36,131 --> 01:30:38,543 I'm gonna act like I didn't hear that. 1340 01:30:44,506 --> 01:30:46,184 - So, Little Georgie. 1341 01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:47,685 - Yes, Santa? 1342 01:30:47,709 --> 01:30:49,854 - Tell Santa what else you want for Christmas. 1343 01:30:49,878 --> 01:30:50,878 - Really? 1344 01:30:52,514 --> 01:30:55,493 I want, I want a pony. 1345 01:30:55,517 --> 01:30:58,863 And I want a dolly. 1346 01:30:58,887 --> 01:31:03,034 And, and I want the Rock action figure. 1347 01:31:03,058 --> 01:31:05,203 - You know, the one with the muscles. 1348 01:31:05,227 --> 01:31:06,504 - The muscles. - The muscles. 1349 01:31:06,528 --> 01:31:08,039 Santa: Got it. 1350 01:31:08,063 --> 01:31:09,808 - And how about a hot cup of cocoa, Little Georgie? 1351 01:31:09,832 --> 01:31:11,643 - Yes please. 1352 01:31:11,667 --> 01:31:14,512 - Oh, I want some hot cocoa. 1353 01:31:14,536 --> 01:31:16,815 Yeah, and I want a spaceship. 1354 01:31:16,839 --> 01:31:18,638 And I wanna sit on Santa's lap 1355 01:31:20,042 --> 01:31:24,578 because he gets everything and I never get nothing. 1356 01:31:26,148 --> 01:31:27,148 - It's... 1357 01:31:28,016 --> 01:31:29,994 It's okay, my boy. 1358 01:31:30,018 --> 01:31:32,230 Don't cry, it's okay. 1359 01:31:32,254 --> 01:31:33,987 Oh, oh, now, boys? 1360 01:31:35,057 --> 01:31:36,468 - Yes, Santa? 1361 01:31:36,492 --> 01:31:40,160 - There's still time for Santa to save Christmas. 1362 01:31:50,806 --> 01:31:54,519 It's time for Santa to get back to work. 1363 01:31:56,945 --> 01:32:01,681 ♪ Oh baby, baby, I remember our first love ♪ 1364 01:32:03,285 --> 01:32:08,154 ♪ You walked in to find a name and face you didn't know ♪ 1365 01:32:11,126 --> 01:32:15,996 ♪ Oh baby, baby, could you imagine my surprise ♪ 1366 01:32:17,733 --> 01:32:19,644 ♪ When you looked my way 1367 01:32:19,668 --> 01:32:24,538 ♪ With your sugar lips and honey brown eyes ♪ 1368 01:32:25,841 --> 01:32:28,620 ♪ Cause it feels all right, darling ♪ 1369 01:32:28,644 --> 01:32:31,990 ♪ It feels simply 1370 01:32:32,014 --> 01:32:34,759 ♪ And it feels there's a whole lot ♪ 1371 01:32:34,783 --> 01:32:37,629 ♪ of love going round here 1372 01:32:37,653 --> 01:32:41,099 - This is a Grand Elf diamond cane. 1373 01:32:41,123 --> 01:32:44,235 I'll give you a million dollars each for these. 1374 01:32:44,259 --> 01:32:46,905 - Christmas just came. 1375 01:32:46,929 --> 01:32:49,274 ♪ But I like the way you move 1376 01:32:49,298 --> 01:32:54,167 ♪ Oh yeah, I like your style 1377 01:32:55,103 --> 01:32:56,314 ♪ So go on, tell me 1378 01:32:59,942 --> 01:33:01,553 - Let's go. 1379 01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:03,688 You're going downtown, Miss Coalbottom, let's go. 1380 01:33:03,712 --> 01:33:07,926 ♪ With a little romance 1381 01:33:07,950 --> 01:33:11,296 ♪ 'Cause it feels all right, darling ♪ 1382 01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:15,133 ♪ It feels simply 1383 01:33:15,157 --> 01:33:16,668 ♪ And it feels 1384 01:33:20,696 --> 01:33:22,006 - Pops? 1385 01:33:22,030 --> 01:33:23,308 - No. 1386 01:33:23,332 --> 01:33:24,332 Georgie? 1387 01:33:26,368 --> 01:33:28,813 - Dad, I'm so sorry for everything I did. 1388 01:33:28,837 --> 01:33:30,848 - That's past us, it's fine, son. 1389 01:33:30,872 --> 01:33:32,116 And I'm sorry too. 1390 01:33:32,140 --> 01:33:35,286 I let you down, I know I let you down. 1391 01:33:35,310 --> 01:33:39,691 - But hey, I wanted you to know, I got the spaceship. 1392 01:33:39,715 --> 01:33:40,325 - So where are you? 1393 01:33:40,349 --> 01:33:41,292 What are you doing? 1394 01:33:41,316 --> 01:33:43,717 - Dad, I'm in the North Pole 1395 01:33:44,987 --> 01:33:47,699 and I figured out what I want to be. 1396 01:33:47,723 --> 01:33:49,033 I wanna be an elf. 1397 01:33:49,057 --> 01:33:50,034 - What? 1398 01:33:50,058 --> 01:33:52,804 You're too big, an elf? 1399 01:33:52,828 --> 01:33:55,173 - I got my twinkle back. 1400 01:33:55,197 --> 01:33:58,398 - That's what you want, seek your bliss. 1401 01:34:03,405 --> 01:34:05,350 - I love you, Dad. 1402 01:34:05,374 --> 01:34:07,140 - I love you, boy. 1403 01:34:08,910 --> 01:34:10,276 - Merry Christmas. 1404 01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:14,214 - Merry Christmas, Georgie. 1405 01:34:18,754 --> 01:34:20,220 - I'll see you soon, huh? 1406 01:34:24,059 --> 01:34:25,803 - You know, you're supposed to double wrap those 1407 01:34:25,827 --> 01:34:26,871 with tape, right? 1408 01:34:26,895 --> 01:34:29,173 - Yeah, that's not right. 1409 01:34:29,197 --> 01:34:32,310 - What, do you think I'm some kind of dummy? 1410 01:34:32,334 --> 01:34:33,334 Huh? 1411 01:34:34,436 --> 01:34:35,780 I'm just kidding. 1412 01:34:35,804 --> 01:34:37,081 I got my twinkle back, come on. 1413 01:34:37,105 --> 01:34:38,282 Got a lot of work to do. 1414 01:34:38,306 --> 01:34:40,218 ♪ It feels all right, darling 1415 01:34:40,242 --> 01:34:43,921 ♪ It feels simply 1416 01:34:43,945 --> 01:34:46,190 ♪ And it feels there's a whole lot ♪ 1417 01:34:46,214 --> 01:34:51,084 ♪ of love going round here 1418 01:34:52,120 --> 01:34:54,232 ♪ Every time I wake up lonely 1419 01:34:54,256 --> 01:34:58,836 ♪ You just slip into my head 1420 01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:02,740 ♪ But I'd rather wake on Sunday with you ♪ 1421 01:35:02,764 --> 01:35:07,434 ♪ With you sleeping there right next to me in my bed ♪ 1422 01:35:09,004 --> 01:35:12,417 ♪ 'Cause it feels all right, darling ♪ 1423 01:35:12,441 --> 01:35:16,120 ♪ It feels simply 1424 01:35:16,144 --> 01:35:18,890 ♪ And it feels there's a whole lot ♪ 1425 01:35:18,914 --> 01:35:23,294 ♪ of love going round here 1426 01:35:23,318 --> 01:35:27,065 ♪ 'Cause it feels all right, darling ♪ 1427 01:35:27,089 --> 01:35:30,702 ♪ It feels simply 1428 01:35:30,726 --> 01:35:33,104 ♪ And it feels there's a whole lot ♪ 1429 01:35:33,128 --> 01:35:37,975 ♪ of love going round here 1430 01:35:37,999 --> 01:35:41,479 ♪ 'Cause it feels all right, darling ♪ 1431 01:35:41,503 --> 01:35:45,016 ♪ It feels simply 1432 01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:46,984 ♪ And it feels there's a whole lot ♪ 1433 01:35:47,008 --> 01:35:52,078 ♪ of love going round here 1434 01:35:52,881 --> 01:35:55,960 ♪ It feels all right, darling 1435 01:35:55,984 --> 01:35:59,330 ♪ It feels simply 1436 01:35:59,354 --> 01:36:02,033 ♪ And it feels there's a whole lot ♪ 1437 01:36:02,057 --> 01:36:04,090 ♪ of love going round here 1438 01:36:10,198 --> 01:36:14,345 - Hey, Pency, what is my mom's credit card number? 1439 01:36:14,369 --> 01:36:18,082 - Hey, Pency, search for dank memes. 1440 01:36:18,106 --> 01:36:21,486 - Pencil Phone is the peak of human evolution. 1441 01:36:21,510 --> 01:36:25,245 - Hey Pency, search for rash on my... 1442 01:36:26,214 --> 01:36:27,825 - Hey, Mom. 1443 01:36:27,849 --> 01:36:30,027 I broke my leg again. 1444 01:36:30,051 --> 01:36:33,231 - Hey Pency, where's the nearest cockfighting ring? 1445 01:36:33,255 --> 01:36:34,966 - Pency, where's the closest... 1446 01:36:34,990 --> 01:36:37,034 Pency: Clothing optional beach? 1447 01:36:37,058 --> 01:36:37,969 - Yeah. 1448 01:36:37,993 --> 01:36:38,993 - Selfie! 97110