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Huguette? Huguette!

What are you doing?
-Watch this.

I never miss now.

The eye of the tiger.
-What?

Ren� said you have the eye of the tiger.

Apparently, it's very rare.

I have a trick for aiming.

What is it?

I think of you.

As if you were the target.

I got that, thanks.

Are you mad?

No.

It's okay to have tricks.

When we've made love recently,
I've thought about Micheline.

Like you said, it's okay to have tricks.

You gave away my money?

It was that
or have our houses burned down.

They agreed to defy the Kingpin's orders?

Yeah, and when they learned
that I was your husband,

it was like they were afraid of me.

I'm telling you,

you're getting quite a reputation.

That's flattering.

But what was the point
of ruining the Kingpin's Slip 'N Slide?

You should've heard
the way he spoke to me.

I know.

I heard some things, too.

I don't blame you.

I've said it before:

I've got nothing against
a modern woman who demands respect.

I'd take another waffle, please.

What do we do now?
-Nothing. We go back to our lives.

No more killing or shooting or stealing.

We go back to our boring old lives
when nothing happened.

Expo Qu�bec is going to be great.
You're going to win lots of prizes.

G�rard's funeral is at 2:00 p. m.

Bourassa will be there.
We'll go talk to him.

No, I'm not going.
-Why not?

I'm the one who killed G�rard.

That's true.

Maybe it'd be better if you didn't come.

Exactly.

Why are they here?
-I don't know.

They're going to make the pool overflow.

They gave me this.

They apologized for wanting
to burn down our houses.

They went to your place first,
but you weren't home.

They asked us if we had another job
for them today.

And they assured us
that yesterday's job was taken care of.

What was that job?

Yesterday's job?

It was to not burn down our houses.

You didn't ask for anything else?

No.

You didn't ask them

to burn down the Kingpin's house,
you idiot?

What?
-It's a vicious cycle!

We're stuck in a vicious cycle.

That's the way it works.

One person kills,
another steals coats and jewelry.

We're all stuck in it now.

If you heard what the Kingpin said
about Huguette,

you would've done the same thing.

A husband has the right
to defend his wife.

You did it for me?

Yes.
-Thank you.

It was my pleasure.

I think that they think
that we're a criminal organization,

and that Huguette is the boss.

That's flattering!

That's twice you've said that.
-Come on!

Do we look like
we're in a criminal organization?

With that coat, I'd say you do.
-Are you hungry?

I'll get coffee and Goglu cookies.

I'd like some!

Enough with the Goglu cookies!

Am I the only one who's outraged by this?

What? The criminal organization?

I'm outraged, too.
-Me, too!

But you're the only one
who isn't a criminal.

What do you mean?

Huguette's a killer,

Micheline's a thief, I'm an arsonist.

We're all criminals.

But you're not.

Can we have some towels?

Are you Huguette Delisle?

Yes, that's me.

It's an honor.

Ren� told us all about you.

Nice to meet you!

It's a privilege

to be a part of your organization.

We were wondering

if you used to live in Montreal?

No. I've always lived here.

We thought maybe Montreal
because of your methods.

No, Huguette is a simple housewife.

We know a lot of guys
who'd be prepared to make a switch.

But no one is interested in a war.

This isn't Montreal.

I don't want to burst your bubble,
but we're not an organization.

I'm a store manager.

And I'm a lecturer at Laval University.

Huguette volunteers. She loves it.

It's mainly folding clothes,
but it gets her out of the house!

But you said that your goal

was to be like Montreal,
with the murders and everything.

You said you were ruthless.

You said that?
-No, I never said that.

You said your wife has
the eye of the tiger.

That's funny. Everyone says that.

But it's not on purpose.

It comes naturally.

I guess that's what you call talent?

Would you like some Goglu cookies?

Do you mind if we get back in the pool?

Normally, we'd be at the Midnight-Noon,

but after switching organizations,
it'd be dangerous.

The Kingpin knows we're always there.

Is it all right?

Don't walk on the edge and no cannonballs.

They're nice!

We've been understanding, Huguette,
but I've had enough!

The vicious cycle stops now!

You wanted to kill your husband.

I don't blame you.
I wanted to do the same.

You got a lemon. It happens.

But get over it!

I think Ga�tan is right.

You're the only one
who hasn't done anything,

and you're jealous.

I found something I'm good at.

Micheline's a thief. Ga�tan's an arsonist.

And I'm sure they're really good, too.

If being an honest citizen
is a problem for you,

then you're going to have
a problem with me!

Hello?

Yes.

No, I don't know.

Yes, we wanted to warn you.

Those two guys can't be trusted.

And was there a lot of damage?

Yeah, it turns into a crazy snake.

Yes.

Okay. Yes, I'll be there.

Yes, him too.

See you soon.

Who was that?

The Kingpin.

Did he seem discouraged
or ready to throw in the towel?

Not at all.
-How does he have your number?

I gave it to him.

Why'd you do that?

I'm his new accountant, apparently.

He wants to know
if we've heard from Coco and Puff.

They often end with an orgy scene.

Yeah.

Don't say anything, okay?

I guess your clothes burned up?

Like I told you,

they managed to save
a good part of the house.

Thanks for yesterday.

Your expertise was very helpful.

No problem.

My mother would've liked it
if I'd gone to university.

It would've made her happy.

They're usually here!

That proves they're guilty.

They know I'd find them here.

Speaking of,

I wanted to reiterate
that we knew they couldn't be trusted.

That's what we wanted
to tell you last night.

So, you're confirming that it was them.

Because I was sure that I recognized
their lighting technique.

It's like they wanted you to know
that it was them.

What do you mean?

Nothing.

I'm just saying that
it was definitely them and no one else.

You think I'm an idiot?

Don't tell me you haven't heard
of Huguette Delisle?

No, never.
-Yeah, a little.

Not really.
-Not personally.

We've heard something.

There's been some talk in our world.

Apparently, she isn't working alone.

I think she has a husband.

She has neighbors, too.

Everyone has neighbors.

I hear she's very close
with her neighbors.

Not as close as she is with her husband!

Anyway, I was told that there were
four of them.

I wanted their houses burned down.

I thought they were just people.

I didn't know

that they were an organization.

They're not really an organization.

Listen, if they're not an organization,
I'll go ahead with my revenge.

But if they're an organization,
I'll have to rethink things.

They are an organization.
-We don't know that.

Yes, we do! They're an organization.

A formidable organization.

A formidable criminal organization.

And the revenge, in my opinion,
is not really a good idea.

Because the other thing is,
their methods are from Montreal.

Yeah.

Huguette Delisle is known for her murders.

When she's not happy, she kills.

No shit!

In fact, you shouldn't be out in public.

It's dangerous.

I'm surprised you don't have protection.

Normally, I have Ren�,
but I don't know where he is.

Jeannine told me I could go out
and that I shouldn't worry.

I'd be very worried if I were you.

But the important thing for your security
is no revenge, okay?

Can you leave me alone for a minute?

I'd like to masturbate.

Would you like us to get you some Kleenex?

They sell it at the entrance.

That'd be great.

Shit!

Jeannine!

Don't you think

we're a little old for all this?

Denis and Cl�mence were telling me
about Fort Lauderdale again this week.

Enough with Fort Lauderdale!

I'm not interested.

I'm still an active man.

Maybe with some duct tape,
but I'd be surprised.

Who's available today?

Coco and Puff.

Do you know where she's staying?

Yeah, she's been staying
with some neighbors.

But sometimes, she's at home.

Give them both addresses and...

Ren�?

Huguette!

We were looking for you.

We've received some clothes.

I just wanted to collect myself first.

Is something the matter?

Would you like to confess?

No!

I mean, no.

Okay. See you later, Huguette.

See you later, Mario.

No need to shoot, honey.
We're on the same team.

Raymond doesn't know I'm here.

Would you invite me in for coffee?

He's not a bad guy.

He's actually a big softy.

Did you hear what he said to me?

I can't even repeat it!

Yes, but he's like a little dog.

When he's scared, he barks.

That's why I'm here.

I'd like him to stop barking.

And I'd like you to stop him.

Are you a good shot?

Ren� told me you were the best in town.

I think I can hold my own.

I want you to shoot Raymond.

The Slip 'n Slide was a good idea.

I thought it'd be enough.

But the old bastard won't let go!

He doesn't want to retire.

But a well-placed bullet
in a leg or an arm

would convince him!

A close call like that

would do the trick, I think.

In exchange, you can keep
the money you stole from us,

and I'll give you some pointers
on the business.

Raymond would never agree to it,

but a woman like you
taking his place in Sainte-Foy

would be a beautiful thing.

I'm starting to sound like
Mary Tyler Moore!

I like Mary Tyler Moore.

My son has wanted a dog for two years
to call it Lou Grant.

Is that right?

And the theme song sticks in your head.

"You're gonna make it after all!"
-"You're gonna make it after all!"

I'll have to think about it.

Do you want an answer right away?

Yes.

Can you leave me alone for a minute?

I'd like to masturbate.

Would you like us to get you some Kleenex?

That'd be great.

Are you okay?

I didn't want to kill him.
I did it to scare him.

Huguette?

Jeannine said she'd help us.

You could've killed us!

It's dark, too, but I never miss.

Jesus Christ!

Is this ever going to end?
-It's a vicious cycle!

I did it for the organization!

You said so yourself:
We're a formidable organization.

I said that so he wouldn't kill us!

That's what you don't understand:
They won't kill us.

This is Sainte-Foy.
They don't do that yet.

We're not an organization!

I don't know if this is the end,

but it'll be hard to top that!

Shouldn't we get out of here?

There was a shooting, after all.

I didn't know it did that.

That's an ejaculation, Huguette.

I've never seen it from this angle.
That's all.

It's not usually something you see.

Would you like me to show you?
You can come down if you want.

No.

I've been laying low up until now.

You don't really know who I am.

You might laugh because
I'm folding girls' underwear.

What you don't know yet
is that I have over 30 guns at home,

and if I wanted,
I could become your worst nightmare.

How's it going?

It's going very well, Lucien.

I've heard that
some people think it's weird

for a girl to be selling rifles.

Some people think it's weird
for a 30-year-old man to be a virgin.

Hello?

How'd it go?

Listen, Micheline, I've made a decision:

We're cutting ties
with Ga�tan and Huguette.

Anyway, I never really liked them.

What do I do with the two fatties?

They're still there?

Of course.

They gave me a coat.

Their trunk is full of stolen stuff.

And I have to tell you:

I told them I stole the jewelry.

Why did you tell them?

They smoked a joint earlier,
and I had a few puffs.

Micheline! What's going on?

I went swimming with them, too,

and they said that the jewelry
could be worth a lot.

Do you mind if I make them some food?
They're hungry.

Also, I started smoking again.

Jesus!

Serge, I don't know what's happening.

I think they're great!

I feel like I want to be in their gang!

Okay, look, Micheline,
I don't have time to talk.

I'm worried.

G�rald Boulerice's widow
wants her jewelry back.

Shit!

This is crazy!

Your clothes are wrinkled.
You don't have a tie!

I don't want to be late.
Bourassa hates that.

Come with me.
-What? No way!

If you come,
it will distract from my clothes.

I sold the lady products!

She'll recognize me!
-So what?

It's good! It eliminates you
from the list of suspects!

A murderer wouldn't go
to the victim's funeral.

If you come, I'll forgive you for earlier.

In fact, something good
could come from it.

You satisfied your need to kill
without actually killing.

That's what I was thinking.
Because I want to kill,

but I don't necessarily want
people to die.

It's Mario!

G�rard left far too soon for some,
and not for others.

But one thing is certain:

G�rard has gone up, up, up, into the sky.

This is my wife.
-Don't!

"I've flown

"Quebecair,

"and Pan American.

"But I don't know where I am."

I think G�rard knew where he was.

He loved his wife.

He helped others,

as Robert and Louise did
in the song I quoted.

Thank you, G�rard.

I don't feel well.

That's called remorse, Huguette. Come on!

Robert!

Let me introduce you to...
-Never mind, Ga�tan!

Hello!

That felt good
after this morning's controversy.

Controversy?

People thought I mentioned the jewelry
because I loved it more than my husband.

But I think you can love your jewelry
and your husband, no?

Huguette, Ga�tan,
I didn't know you knew G�rard!

Mario, I wasn't at volunteering yesterday,

but I can come get some clothes
if you want me to wash them.

I know the bazaar is tomorrow.

The idea was to accurately
describe them to the reporter.

That way, if someone reads
the article and finds them,

they'll know they're mine.

"The widow launched an appeal
to help find her collection.

"She added, 'I hope
that this detailed description

"'won't eclipse the fact
that my husband is dead.

"'Yes, I lost my jewelry,
but I also lost my husband.'"

We'll get right to the point,
because I think you understand.

We want 60% of the sale.

Lionel also wants a raise
of $1.75 an hour,

and I just want my job back
in hunting and fishing.

This is our final offer.
It's non-negotiable.

Huguette killed the guy,

you shot the guard,

Micheline stole the jewelry,
Ga�tan set the fire,

but I haven't done anything yet.

That's the situation.

They're good! It's a family recipe.

I remember when I was a kid,
there were rows of jars in the pantry.

I haven't lost my taekwondo!

I was pretty good back in the army.

You're going to clean this up!

Lionel, you're going to bring
the jewelry here!

Lucien, you're staying in lingerie,
and you're wearing a bra from now on!

If you mention the jewelry to anyone,
you won't get to retire in two years,

because we will have killed you!

Your offer is rejected, boys!

Given my political lesbianism,
I'm ashamed to admit it,

but at that moment, I became very aroused.

Are you all right, Mr. Paquette?

I'm great, Marie-Jos�e.

These guys are so much fun!

Oh, my God! What happened to you?

It's nothing.
Just a little problem at work.

Guys, you wanted to know
if we had another job for you today?

Here's one.

Do you know anyone who would buy these?

Easy!
-I want the money by 6:00 tonight.

No funny stuff, okay?

I know a few guys who can tell you

what happens to people
who try to double-cross me.

And make us a reservation
at a nice restaurant.

Something trendy.

I invited Marie-Jos�e, too.

We're going out tonight!

Can we come?

No, it's only for senior members
of the organization.

Those are new!

Those are G�rard's rings!

Yeah, I kept a couple.

I allowed myself a little something.

Can I have some, too?

Yes, I've got some for you.

Thanks!
-And I've got this for you.

$400 each!

What?

Those two guys don't mess around.

And they seem nice, too.

I adore them!

Follow me, gang.
This is going to be a good night!

Thank you!
-Here.

You're giving him the keys?
-Yes. Valet parking.

Thank you.

We don't have to wait?

No. We're VIP.

Is $40 good?

This way, ladies!

Hello.
-Hello.

Mr. Paquette!
-That's right.

Wait a moment.

They're setting the table.

Let's go!

I wanted to thank you
for including me in this.

Of course! You're part of the gang.

But as a communist,

are you allowed to go
to trendy places like this?

We can make exceptions sometimes.

I'd like to make a little speech
before we start on dinner.

That way, I can get it off my chest,
and we can have fun.

I'm warning you:
Huguette cries during her toasts.

No, I won't cry.

I'm happy tonight.

Life hasn't always been easy.

I've had a few difficult years
with my husband.

But I feel like the wind is changing.

And when I look ahead now, I see a future.

And a future with a future
is better than a future without one.

Thank you, everyone.

Oh, boy!

That's quite a start
to the night, Huguette!

I'm glad you said that, Huguette.

I'm happy, too, even though
we don't know each other well.

Me too, Huguette.

Yeah, me too.

It's as if you dragged us
into your craziness.

I'm not saying you're crazy,
but there's a nice craziness about you.

Murderous, but nice.

But murderous.

I'm getting the rabbit.

You?

Excuse me. Sorry.

Excuse me.

We have special status.

We don't wait in lines.

Excuse me, sir. Thank you.

There you are! We were wondering.
What are you doing?

I was on the phone with Coco and Puff.

I see where this is going.

You don't want to sleep with them, do you?

I took a pill earlier.
-What was it?

I don't know.
The Rolling Stones take them, apparently.

They were arrested at the airport.

It relaxes you,
and it puts you in the mood.

You shouldn't take that.

You're already a sex maniac.

It's from Coco and Puff?

I don't want to tell Serge,
but they gave me this, too.

Come on, now!
You've already got a drug problem?

We just started a life of crime.

Give yourself time
to experience all the stages.

I want you to take me.

Here, okay? Now.

Okay.

Jesus!

Okay.

Wait a second.
-Yeah.

Wait. Okay.

We bought two cases!

The little duck is so cute!

I don't want to shock anyone,
but help yourself.

What are they? Mints?

You could say that.

Have you done this before?

Yes.

They're Coco and Puff's girlfriends.

They're surprising guys.

Are you communists
allowed to listen to music?

I've had enough of your jokes
about communists and lesbians!

Come on in!

It's Dino!

Yes, Dino!

Hey, Coco!

Sultan!

What's he doing here? Did you invite him?

He absolutely wanted to see me.

Stop taking those little pills.

You're like Obelix with the magic potion.

They're good friends of ours,
so we went ahead and invited them.

Mr. Dino Bravo,

and straight from Iran,
the Sultan of Tehran!

It's an honor!

We met at the Colis�e last winter
after the wrestling gala.

I don't remember.

You're the Sultan of Tehran?

I didn't recognize you. I'm a big fan!

He only speaks English.

I kind of want him to do a move on me.

Three, two, one...

Are we skinny dipping
or are we skinny dipping!

Micheline! Are you coming in?

Later, okay?

Then you take me,
you put me on the ground...

Are they embarrassed to be naked?

They're practically naked in the ring!

The water's nice.
-Yeah.

Where's Huguette?

Huguette?

Ren�?

I love you, Huguette.

I can't get you out of my head.

And I've tried.

Even up at the lake,
I think about you constantly.

There's no lake far enough away
to erase you.

I think it's nice
you're not with the others.

It's not sex you're looking for,
it's love.

And I can give you that.

Everything Ga�tan can't give you,

the thing you're searching for
and that led you to crime,

I can give it to you.

If you're involved in crime,

it's because there's suffering
under the surface.

I felt like you understood me
that time in the bathroom.

The time with the poop?

Yes, the time with the poop.

She told you she could do
a few loads at home!

Yes, but not at this hour.

What do you mean?

We're up, aren't we?

It's tomorrow, Mario.

We have to be ready for the bazaar.

Mr. Paquette.

Marie-Jos�e!

Come, Marie-Jos�e.

Mr. Paquette...

Excuse me, is Huguette here?

It's the priest!

We're leaving,
but there's some Baby Duck left.

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes! Yes!

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