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What'd you do with the rifle?

Why?

Are you planning to kill me this morning?

No.

No, I don't think so.

But it's your present.

I just wanted to remind you
that it's your present.

It's possible that you'd forgotten that,

given that I tried to kill you with it.

The present isn't really

the main thing I remember about yesterday,

but thanks for reminding me.

Listen, Huguette...

I'm willing to forget
about what happened yesterday.

I'm not.

What do you mean?

I don't want to forget.

You're not the one
who has things to forget!

I know you're an expert at it,
but don't try to turn this around.

You're the bad guy in all this!

That's exactly what
I don't want to forget.

I don't understand.

I thought yesterday was amazing.

OK, listen,
I called Dr. Mercier this morning.

We think a mild sedative,
something really gentle,

nothing too strong...

And I'm going to call Mario.

I'd like to go back
to marriage counselling.

You have no right to call my doctor!

What are you doing?

What, you think we're going
to keep living together?

Why not?

I tried to kill you!
-So what?

People do far worse than that!
Who knows what people do?

I'm not the same person anymore.
Don't you get it?

So we'll do what it takes

to get you back
to the way you were before!

I don't want to go back!

Then, what?
You'd rather be a freaking nutbag?

A nutbag who kills people?

You have two shirts at the cleaner's.
They'll be ready at 4 this afternoon.

There's leftover ham for dinner.

Get back in the house right now!

Huguette!

I'm your husband! That's an order!

The camp called. He's crying.

Martin has been crying the whole time.

They don't know what to do with him.

Our son is a sissy and it's your fault!

So make your little scene!

Have your existential crisis!

I'm done protecting you!

And another thing:

I love Micheline!

She does things to me
that you could never do!

Do you know what doggy style is?

There you go!

This really isn't a good time!

You're good at turning things around,

but I'm the victim in all this.

Can we act like adults?

There are no good guys and bad guys.

You have a meeting with Michel this week?

How many months ago did you schedule that?

He's a good lawyer.

Can we do this together like adults?

You must have made that appointment
at least three months ago!

You can't get seen right away by a lawyer!

And I know Michel. He's a busy guy!

I'm the one who left.

But it's not because
you're sleeping with Ga�tan.

That doesn't bother me at all.

I would've done the same thing
if I were you.

I wouldn't have slept with Ga�tan,
because I hate him,

but I would've slept with someone else.

All that to say that I'm not mad at you.

I don't like him at all either.

Well, he loves you. He just told me so.

I never thought I'd say this:
I miss the kids.

I know the timing's not great,

but would you mind

if I slept in the basement again tonight?

We should trade:

You sleep here, and Micheline...

You go to Ga�tan's! Everyone's happy.

That's not a bad idea.

You can have this room,

but obviously, if you want,

it'd be my pleasure to invite you
to sleep with me tonight.

I'm really happy you're here.

I'm going to ask you to stop.

You might find the timing strange,

but I'd like to take you fast and hard.

I'm devastated by your divorce.

I feel really bad for Serge.

At the same time,
I can't help but feel a little happy.

I figure I must have had something
to do with it.

You had absolutely nothing to do with it.

No?

Was it because of Dino?
-Go to work. Please.

You could be a little nicer to me.

I'm putting you up.
I'm the Good Samaritan!

Are we going to make love
tonight at least?

If you go right now

and you leave me alone, then yes, maybe.

Great! Have a good day.

Fuck! Goddammit!

Is this a bad time?

Are you OK, Mr. Paquette?

I'll be fine.

I just had...

a moment of anger.

I'm sorry.

Don't mention this to anyone,
OK, Marie-Jos�e?

No problem.

If you need to talk,

I'd be happy to listen.

Angry outbursts

are often indications of internal distress

and loneliness.

I know from experience.

It's true.

And on another note,

I'd like to thank you for the bra.

I like the comfort and the support.

And it works!
I've sold three this morning!

Good job!

Do you think it's too much?

I want it to be tasteful.

I'm trying to toe the line.

I think you're good.

I can push them out more, if you want.

Like this.

That might be a bit too much.

Or like this?

Is this too much?

Yes.

OK.

Yes, it's better like this.

Have a good day, Mr. Paquette.

You, too, Marie-Jos�e.

My name is Marie-Jos�e Bolduc.

I'm 29 years old and a bit hard
to figure out. I know.

Also: I'm the most dangerous one
in the whole gang.

This isn't my house. I'm visiting.

I know.

Are you with the union?

Not really.

Sometimes I work for unions,
and other times,

I work for other people
who aren't necessarily with unions.

I'm sorry about yesterday.

You have nothing to apologize for.

You have a gift.

I've rarely seen a look like that.

I don't know what you're talking about.

The last time was Joe "Meatball" Tremblay.

He weighed 350 pounds
and had a dirty beard.

I like it better on you.

The look.

I'll let you get yourself ready.

We'll leave in five minutes, OK?

There are moments in life
when you need a bit of good news.

Something positive

that surprises you and makes you happy.

This...

is one of those moments.

Bourassa wants to see you!

Really?
-Yes! An urgent task.

"A request specifically for him."
Well, for you.

He thought of you.

So, he knows me! He knows my name.

Yes! I think so.

How else could he have asked
for you specifically?

When is this task for?

Now.
-Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

OK.
-Button up.

I go up one floor, right?

Yes.

I have a meeting with Robert.

With Robert Bourassa.

The premier.

I have a meeting with the premier.

I'd be surprised. He's in Montreal today.

My name is Ga�tan Delisle.

Yes, I've got that somewhere.

Ga�tan.
-Delisle.

Your first name?

Ga�tan! My name is Ga�tan Delisle.

It's about the Simard kid?
-Huh?

Yes, that's it.

Organizing a little party
for the Simard kid.

Mr. Bourassa is a fan.

Jesus Christ!

What the hell do I look like?

He just won in Tokyo.

Frank Sinatra gave him an award.

It was a nice song.

There was a part in Japanese.

I didn't go to university
for three years to organize parties!

I'm telling you:
They want to humiliate me.

When do they want to have it?
-Tomorrow.

Here?
-They rented a room at Place Qu�bec.

Is he going to sing?
-I don't know! I don't know anything.

They decided at the last minute.
There are no details.

They must have gone down the list.

And who's the idiot at the bottom?
It's me.

How do you organize a party?

There are moments in life
that you don't understand,

but that you know are important.

Decisive moments.

This is one of those moments.

How far back does your love affair
with guns go?

I'd say... yesterday.

Well, you're a natural.

A killer, as they say.

You plug in the hose,

you spray some water, and then you slide.

Fun as hell!

The only thing is, it irritates my skin.

My nipples are chafing.

Kingpin, this is Huguette.

Delisle.

She's the one.

I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name.

Kingpin. That's what everyone calls me.

Like... a kingpin?

Yep!

Kingpin's a kingpin.

That works out well.

It's nice when the name fits.

I didn't know people used that word here.

"Kingpin"?

Sure. Why wouldn't they?

I thought it was more
of a South American...

term.

Like in Honduras or in Nicaragua.

Are you trying to make me doubt myself?

It's true. She's got a look.

She reminds me of Joe Meatball.

Tremblay? That's what I said.

You did a nice job on Ren�.
You made him shit his pants!

That's not nothing.

All right.

You can go see Jeanine.
She'll explain everything to you.

They're having so much fun!

Hi, Jeanine.

How are you, handsome? You hungry?

Uh, no. This is Huguette Delisle.

Isn't that show on at 5?

Yeah, but they have a VCR.

It's the latest thing. From Europe.

It records shows on cassette tapes

so they can watch them whenever they want.

They can even re-watch them.

Come on!
-Yep.

Raymond and Jeanine can get anything.

OK, so Raymond is his real name.

Yes, but never call him that!

Only Jeanine can call him that.

He's really proud
of the whole kingpin thing.

It's like...

his pride and joy.

And don't talk to him
about South America, OK?

OK.

You have to open the envelope.

Now, turn it...

That's your "in."

After, you get your "out."

Your "out" is always
twice as much as your "in."

You do the math...

She doesn't seem too swift.

But you haven't been wrong often.

OK, let me watch my show.

And tell Raymond not to hurt himself.

Watch, it's going to start up again.

They have no limits.

They're people...

without limits.

That's what you're looking for.

I know. I can see it.

They're so stupid!

Come on, Shirley! Go!

Just to be clear,

just to put it into words,

what am I doing, exactly?

The job.

Huh?

You're doing the job.

OK.

Hey!

I washed them.

Thank Ga�tan for me.

We were thinking that behind the crudit�s,

we could put a whole row of puddings,

as an homage to his ad.

Why not?

It's really strange

to be eating with you in my kitchen.

It's like the world is upside down.

Just to be clear,

we're not making love tonight, OK?

OK.

Do you think I should call Huguette

to see how she's doing?

Do you think I should call Micheline

to see how she's doing?

If you want.

She can eat shit!

I already have a plan, anyway.

For revenge.

A salesgirl at work
has been giving me the eye.

You'll see: It's going to be good.

I feel a little bad for Ga�tan.

What we did was mean.

I'm talking about wanting to kill him.

We're not murderers.

Speak for yourself.

Move over!

Oh, my God!

Oh no!
-Micheline?

I took part of the afternoon off.

We can't find a caterer.
Everyone's panicking.

I have three cases of pudding in my trunk.

Are you good at making sandwiches?

Micheline?

There you go:
There's a problem with the frame.

My sketch of Montmorency Falls!

It was a gift from the premier!

It's numbered and everything!

Anyway,

I know a certain wrestler
who won't be happy.

And that wrestler is Dino Bravo.

I'll get the vacuum.

I'm sorry. It was my idea.

He's going to Old Orchard tomorrow.

This was the last time
we could see each other.

Does Dino know?

Why are you talking about Dino?

What will Dino think?

Are you angry for yourself or for Dino?

I'm angry for both of us.

I had accepted Dino.

In my head, we were like a team.

I figured it was OK

because he could offer you
things I couldn't.

He's strong, he's muscular,
he's surely very acrobatic.

I accepted the tag team.

But Claude? He's not as handsome as me!

I'm still here.

I think you have
a sexual problem, Micheline.

Who do you think you are, Ga�tan Delisle?

Sleeping with everyone isn't normal.

Making love isn't about fun.

I'm getting divorced. I have sexual needs.

What's the problem?

You know I have a clitoris?

Don't say that word in my kitchen!

And Huguette had a clitoris, too.

She still has one, in fact.
-You think I don't know that?

I'm well aware, young lady.

I could make you a perfect drawing
of a vagina

with all the details and everything!

You'd need to draw a vulva for that,

but then you'd have
to know the difference.

Excuse me.

Hi, Claude!
-Hello!

Are you ready to go?
-Yes.

Anita's got the beach chairs out!

Yeah.

How's the living situation going?

Don't worry, Huguette.

I'm going to vacuum
and then I'm out of here.

I just wanted to tell you

that I didn't mean what
I said yesterday morning.

I did. I'm here to get some things.

Give me a hand?
I've got cans of pudding in my car.

They can't get too hot.
-No problem.

And also, I know what a clitoris is.

I'm sure you do.

Do you think you could help me
with the sandwiches?

Of course.

Do you prefer butter or mustard?
-Mustard.

Let's make a batch with lettuce and...

Great! I have more mayonnaise.

Can you move your car?
I need to get mine out.

Hello, ma'am.

Can I help you?

I'm Mrs. Boulerice's beauty consultant.

I have an appointment with her.

No one told me about that.

Yes?
-Hello, Mrs. Boulerice.

I'm your beauty consultant.
We have an appointment?

No, I don't think so.

That's strange. You were selected.

I don't have anything to sell you today,

just a lot of samples to give you.

We're number one in the world!

"The woman of your dreams
is hiding inside you.

"Let us help you find her."

Mrs. Boulerice isn't interested, so...

Can we live our lives?

We don't want to go crazy, here!

"The woman of my dreams."

I'm interested!

Come in. I have some time before dinner.

A lot of cars have been stopping
in front of our house lately.

Strange people.

But a nice pregnant woman like you?

You can't be suspicious of everyone!

True.

So, I have this spray.

It's a total freshness spray.

It's a 4-in-1:
hair, face, body and intimate area.

The life of a housewife can be hectic:

You're in a rush, your husband
is coming home from work,

you smell like laundry
or cleaning products.

You don't always feel fresh. It happens.

So what you do is you spray yourself
like this, all over.

I always joke:

It's like PAM, but for the modern woman.

It's like the thing for pans,
but we're the pan.

Exactly!

It comes in three scents:

Spring Breeze, Acapulco Sun,

and Country Bouquet.

Would you like to try it?
-Sure.

Is your husband home?

He could choose a scent.

Yes, but he's getting ready to go.

I'll go with the Bouquet.
He can smell it later.

Great!

Thank you.

I'd suggest that you apply it
in the bathroom.

Ideally, you take off your clothes,
spray it on,

and wait five minutes for it to absorb.

And... what about the intimate area?

You can use it generously.

A good 15 seconds straight.

It might prickle a bit,
but it won't last long.

OK. I'll go do it.

It's cute.
-Not bad, huh?

It means "Welcome home, Ren�" in Japanese.

The members of the public
are going to have to go

through security in room G-35.

What members of the public?

The 20 or so people who you invited.

We didn't invite anyone.

What do you mean?

In addition to people from the office,

the premier asked
for there to be 20 or so fans

to make it more welcoming.

We didn't know we had to take care
of the invitations, too!

Well, when you organize a party,

usually you make sure
there will be people there.

What's your name?

Ga�tan Delisle.

What do we do?

You have three hours to find some people.

It shouldn't be hard:
He's the biggest star in Quebec.

She didn't even comment
on the decorations!

A Japanese banner's not nothing!

I can call my sister and my nephew.

It's too bad Martin's at camp.

He would've been really happy.

He loves those pudding ads with the song!

You think you'd be able to find 20 people?

Are you crazy?

Ask your wife,
your friend Serge, his wife...

There must be 10 people you can invite

who'd be willing to do you a favor.

Just say you like his song.

"The voice of an angel."
That's a good expression.

Did you invite Micheline?
-Yes. I'm inviting everyone.

I'm inviting Huguette, too.
You can tell her she's invited.

Where is she, anyway?
-I don't know.

His secretary wrote my name
down on a piece of paper.

If this flops, I'm finished.

I need you guys. I need my gang.

I know it's weird
because we hate each other now,

but you're still the only people I've got.

If you come,
I'll really, really forgive you

for the assassination attempt.

I'll even start to feel guilty again
for sleeping with Micheline.

What I'm offering

is for me to go back
to being the guilty one

in all of this.

What do you think? Good deal?

What time is it at?

7 o'clock.

I even went over and invited Claude.

He said he'd come by
before they go on vacation.

He was happy.

It'll give him a chance
to try his sandwiches.

I'm desperate.

Where are you going?

Back to the motel.

To see Dino? Invite him! I don't mind!

It'd be great to see him again.

Will I be able to shake his hand?

The Simard kid? Of course.

I love you.

I'll come if you stop saying that.

OK.

Have you heard from Huguette?

No.

A little too much margarine,
but they're not bad.

They're great. Everyone seems happy.

It's going well!
-Hey, it's Micheline!

Hello!
-Hello!

Hello!

Hi!
-Hello.

Thanks for coming.

Dino's not with you?

You're obsessed.

No, not at all.

I thought it'd be fun for us...

to all be together!

Thanks for agreeing to this, Marie-Jos�e.

It's my pleasure.

I'm always impressed by these events.

I'm not used to it.

Is this too much?

No, it's perfect.

You excited to meet the star?

Very excited.

Nice to meet you.

Ga�tan, this is Marie-Jos�e,

a colleague of mine.

Pleasure. Are you a fan of Ren� Simard?

Yes.

Micheline, this is Marie-Jos�e.

Nice to meet you.

Likewise.

Thanks for coming. Are you OK?

Can I talk to you in private?

But the premier and Simard
are on their way.

It'll just take two minutes.

OK, this way.

I don't know how to contact him.
Please give this back to him.

Why'd you say yes?
-It felt like a calling!

A vocation. Like we understood each other.

Like we were part of the same world,
speaking the same language.

You didn't do it?
-No, I got scared.

It's funny because with you,
I didn't hesitate, I was happy to shoot.

But with a stranger,
it was like not as fun.

I ran off. The man never saw me.

Who is he?

I don't know.
I don't even remember his name.

I don't have much time,

but I'll say one thing:

We all make mistakes, Huguette,
myself included.

But this is going to be a great night.

And when it's done, you're coming home.

Life is giving me signs.

You know what life is saying?
It's saying that I need you.

I need all of you.

You have to read the signs, Huguette.

You might be right.

Maybe I should go see Dr. Mercier.

On the plus side,
you're going door-to-door again!

That's good for your independence.
You enjoyed that.

Yes, that's true.

It'll be all right.

I have to go.

Okaerinasai, Ren�.

That's what we'll say when I say "Go."

If you don't remember, it's OK.

Just read the banner, it says,

"Okaerinasai, Ren�."

There you go.
Thank you for your cooperation.

Have a great night.

You were great.
-Yeah, it went well.

Thanks for what you said before.

It was my pleasure!

This is a great pleasure.

It's true, you've never met!
This is Carole.

I don't think we have.

Ga�tan has told me so much about you

and your son, and the one on the way.

He's so proud of his family!

Well, it's nice to meet you.

Two minutes, Ga�tan.

Huguette, would you like a pudding?

I feel better!

I feel like I just woke up
from a bad dream.

Well, well!

What a well-organized party!

Very funny, G�rard.

This is my wife, Huguette.

Huguette, this is G�rard.
He's a colleague.

Hello, it's...

Congratulations!
-Thanks!

Excuse me.

Have you been having trouble
with the union?

Me? No. Why?

They won't leave me alone!

They've even sent guys to my house.

I hired a security guard!

I told them,

"Not only are you not getting
a special deal for James Bay,

"but if you keep it up,

"I'm going to talk
to the commission investigators."

I won't let them intimidate me!

You're absolutely right!

Unfortunately, I can't stay.

I have a bit of a problem.
-What problem?

A personal hygiene problem.

It's my wife and her woman's products!

She has this thing that she uses

all over her body!

It smells good and all.

And the oiliness is pretty sexy.

Except that now, my dick burns.

I have to go home and rinse it off.

I don't want it to blister!

See you next time, OK?

They're on their way down!

We're ready.

They're on their way!

Forget what I said, OK?
-What?

You were talking about reading the signs?

That's what I'm doing.

Huguette!

Huguette!
-Go!

Say, "Go!"
-Go! Go!

Okaerinasai, Ren�!

Huguette! Huguette!

Stop! Huguette!

Go back to the party, Ga�tan!

What's going on with G�rard?
You don't want to kill him, do you?

You said to read the signs!

OK. You need a lobotomy!

Chiquita banana, Alys Robi, lobotomy!

What are you doing?

He's singing his new song.

They put the record on.

Follow me!

We have to stop her!

Ga�tan! Ga�tan!

Sorry, Mrs. Boulerice isn't home.

She's at her music group.

She'll be back around 8.

Is Mr. Boulerice home?

Yes, he just arrived. Why?

OK, don't move.

Come on!
-What are you gonna do?

Huguette!

Oh, my God! I don't know him!

He's with the union!

I'll go warn Mr. Boulerice!

Huguette!
-Hey! Don't move!

No!

On the ground!
-That's my wife!

VICTIM #1
G�RARD BOULERICE (1919-1974)

Huguette!

VICTIM #2
GASTON CLOUTIER (1940-1974)

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