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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(AIR WHOOSHING)

(GENTLE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

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(TENSE MUSIC)

(WAVES SPLASHING)

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(TENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)

(WAVES CRASHING)

(DYNAMIC RHYTHMIC MUSIC)

(PEACEFUL MUSIC) ♪ Ah ah ah ♪

(TENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)

(GULLS CHIRPING)

You know if your plan

is to ultimately burn something down,

you should never show it too much love.

Yeah.

Never built a real fire before.

You'll get it.

SEBASTIAN: How much have you had to drink?

Nowhere near enough, my friend.

To murky pasts.

SEBASTIAN: Ah, should she be getting that close?

Well, guess we'll find out, huh?

(TENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)

Are you...

Shit.

Hey, are you okay?

(ROSIE GRUNTS)

Babe, are you okay?

Would you even give a shit if I died out there?

Hey, you're bleeding. Let me help you.

Leave me alone.

I'm gonna show it to my boyfriend, real up close.

One injury's enough, you guys.

She won't let me help her.

Let him help you.

I don't need it.

Yeah, you do.

It's pretty ironic coming from you, Jaq.

Good one, Dash.

Come on, baby, let's get you cleaned up.

(SOMBER MUSIC)

Yeah, I guess I'll just grab the board.

(TENSE MUSIC)

500 grand?

Where's our discount, our fucking loyalty card

up in this bitch?

You want a loyalty card?

You fuck off and get medical ID card.

This meth's so good it turned me Chinese.

Do you hear the way your daughter's talking to me, Mr. Wu?

Oh, don't you play coy with me.

I know you're over there plotting

some Kung Fu master shit right now.

Best crystal in town.

No one better cook.

350.

And you can tell Mr. Wu to throw in

some of those Samurai Gray roll-ups you got over there.

This cat, not a fucking peep ever.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

You know why?

He deaf as a door post.

You dumb motherfucker (LAUGHING).

- (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - DEA freeze!

Nobody move.

Anybody who moves gets a lead breakfast.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

You two fuck off.

Put your arms down. This isn't CrossFit class.

Do you know who I am?

OLD MAN: Crowe.

Man of few words but profound meaning.

I like that sitting style that waitresses do at the Hooters.

It creates an air of informality.

The customers think that the waitress is their friend.

But it's all just an elaborate act.

She doesn't give a shit about them.

All she cares about is that nice, juicy tip

that's coming at the end of the night

and she knows full well the customers only care

about nice, juicy tits that are going to be

in their faces for the duration of their visit.

This is how exploitation works, you see.

(TENSE MUSIC)

In case you haven't gotten it yet,

I'm the waitress, you're the customers.

I want you to have a good night.

Indulge in whatever turns you on.

However, the only reason (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

I'm being in any way hospitable right now

is simply because I'm sure as shit

walking out the door with that tip

by the end of my shift. (TENSE MUSIC)

I see we're doing this in broad daylight now.

What are you afraid of, Lemon,

the long arm of the law?

Will you do me a favor, when those guys are around,

don't call me Lemon.

As long as you're on my payroll,

I can call you whatever the fuck I want, Leaman.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

(SEBASTIAN GRUNTING)

Oh (LAUGHS) oh.

Don't get frustrated.

The mystery's the best part.

Savor it.

I need a hammer.

(ELECTRONICS BEEPING)

(SEBASTIAN GRUNTING)

- (SIGNAL WHISTLING) - Don't cry.

You guys hear that?

Oh my god, signal. Yes!

Welcome to paradise.

(GRUNTS) Hey, guys, we have some gear that needs checking.

What could be more important than that?

Uh, the Dow Jones, the NASDAQ, the S&P 500?

How much real money can you be making right now, honestly?

Look, I have to know what the markets are doing

to know where the opportunities lie.

Numbers and pixels, just a made up version of the world.

What you found today is real.

Are you saying that there could be $10 million

hidden in this tiny little box?

Because if so, I will pry this thing open

with my bare hands right now.

I'm just saying we don't always know

what we're looking for until we finally find it.

Wow, you have like 20 missed calls

and a bunch of messages.

All right, say switch it off.

I don't give a shit.

Wait, you did move your shifts for this week right?

(SIGHS) You know I hate my job but-

- You hate every job.

'Cause I'm a minimum wage bitch.

You need a job. Everyone needs a job.

Oh yeah I do?

Well, he doesn't.

Look at him, at the beck and call of his computer

gambling just to feel alive.

It's a damn sight better

than scraping barnacles off boats.

Oh, is it, really?

Or is slowly selling your soul to the devil

easier for you to stomach?

Guys!

How about we go someplace

where there definitely is no signal?

I'd love that.

(UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC)

This better be worth it.

It's tradition.

DASH: Wow.

So you guys brought me to meet the Grim Reaper.

Santa Muerte, she's a deity.

The Catholic Church used to condemn anybody

who worshiped her so people came here in secret.

This whole island it's hers.

Every time we come, we pay our respects

and she watches over us.

The colors used here to burn

represent her different robes.

White for purity and blue for wisdom,

red for love.

And the black?

Smugglers protected their treasure

with the Black Lady.

And if you ever see (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

the Black Lady around here, you run.

You'll never crack that.

Challenge accepted.

SEBASTIAN: Ooh.

DASH: Ooh, ah.

I'd do this for the rest of my life if I could.

Why don't we steal the sailboat?

I mean, how would they ever find it?

(DASH LAUGHING)

It's not as easy as it sounds, bro.

It's not easy but I know how you could get away with it.

The real question is are you ready to spend

the rest of your life as a pirate?

(SEBASTIAN CHUCKLES)

(ALL CHUCKLING)

Maybe.

But people can change.

Can life change though?

(FAINT DYNAMIC ROCK MUSIC)

Oh, there goes our peace and quiet.

Weekend warriors, you gotta love 'em.

(BOX CLATTERING)

No.

Ah (LAUGHING).

ROSIE: It's a sample.

It's your treasure.

(SEBASTIAN LAUGHING)

ROSIE: What is it?

I guess you really are a pirate now.

Uh, next time, though, you find a map.

One of us. (PEOPLE CHATTERING)

ROSIE, DASH, JAQ: One of us!

(GLASSES CLINKING)

No one answered my question by the way.

Can life actually change though?

DASH: You're dunk.

- Seriously, answer it. - Come on.

Fine. No.

I think all we can hope to change is ourselves.

(CHUCKLES) Life is completely out of our control.

You know...

(DASH GROANING)

Monkey.

Oh.

Monkey, monkey, monkey see, monkey do.

Look, I know that I'm probably not the kinda guy

you go for-

- That's, don't-

- But I would give it all up.

The money, the opportunities, the lifestyle

to be that guy.

I'm not somebody who can be loved.

I can become that person.

You just, you gotta let me try.

No, it's not about you being wrong for me.

It's about me being very, very wrong for anybody else.

(FIREWORKS HISSING)

(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)

So that's it?

(CHUCKLES) The old it's not you, it's me thing.

Shit.

(SOMBER MUSIC)

(FIREWORKS WHISTLING AND POPPING)

(GENTLE MUSIC)

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(TENSE MUSIC)

Try it. See what happens.

Heads up, Jaquer!

(JAQ SHOUTING) Heads up!

- Get her out! - Stop, no!

(JAQ GROANS)

I'm done with boys.

DASH: We got her ass.

(JAQ SIGHS)

(GENTLE MUSIC)

(GULLS CHIRPING)

Do you wanna talk about it?

You know what the danger of believing in something is?

Your faith eventually gets tested.

Baby.

Baby.

We're gonna fix it, you know.

We're gonna get you a new life.

We're gonna scrape by, we're gonna save up.

You've gotta tell us what's going on.

What are we talking about?

(DASH SIGHS)

I saw the Black Lady.

(EERIE MUSIC)

She's down there protecting something.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

I thought that the only time you see the Black Lady is,

or whatever she's called,

is when someone's using her to protect a treasure, right?

The only treasure around here,

if you can call it that, is drugs.

It's something bad, real bad.

I mean, you saw the shrine.

Well, if there's drugs down there,

we should definitely go down and destroy them.

- No. - That's what she would want.

Yeah, it's the moral thing to do.

Come on, guys, let's fuck up a bad guy's day.

Whoa, hold on there, chief, okay?

If there are drugs down there,

I say we take them and we sell them.

That is a terrible idea, Dash.

I think it's a great idea.

Why?

I mean, by your logic having money is fine,

it's just the chasing after money

- that fucks people up, right? - Yep.

Thank you, see.

You telling me you wannabe Scar Faces

know how to move narcotics,

how to keep shit on the down-low, hm?

You also think I'm gonna let an ounce of smack or coke

on this boat with a recovering addict onboard?

I don't think so.

Recovered addict.

You know what? Shame on you, Jaq.

(TENSE MUSIC)

(DASH SIGHS)

(JAQ SCOFFS)

(DASH GRUNTING)

We got enough air?

Maybe.

Who's going with me?

Are you kidding me?

I'm not going back down there.

(GULLS SQUAWKING)

It's empty. They headed to the island an hour ago.

You gonna bring those keen eyes down below

where they'd be useful?

I'll do it.

I'll go down with you.

Works for me.

Looks like a worthy sacrifice has been found.

Let's do it.

(DASH GRUNTING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

I don't like them down there with her.

If this is what we think it is,

she's the least of our worries.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

They're coming up.

(PANTING) What is floating up?

(DASH LAUGHING)

- Oh my god. - Hey, Jaq.

You wanna do the honors?

(JAQ PANTING) (TENSE MUSIC)

SEBASTIAN: Holy shit.

- Oh my god! - Worth everything!

Oh my god.

(WOMEN SCREAMING)

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Here.

Hold on.

Oh my god, oh my god.

DASH: Catch it.

- Hey! - Here, keep going!

Yeah! (DRAMATIC MUSIC)

JAQ: Guys!

- Nice catch. - Oh!

Oh!

Ah!

WOMEN: Oh.

(WOMEN LAUGHING)

Get it.

Go, grab from it!

ROSIE: Okay.

Woo! (GIRLS SCREAMING)

That's it.

What, is that like a million dollars?

(SEBASTIAN LAUGHING)

It's more like 10 million, right?

Try 50.

Don't tug at my dick on this one, Jaquer.

There's no way this is 50 mil.

No, there's like 500,000 per pack.

There's a hundred packs.

You do the math.

DASH: Holy shit!

SEBASTIAN: It's $50 million (LAUGHING).

This is 50 fucking million dollars, Monkey.

But that's more than 10 million apiece, right?

Wait we stole $50 million?

We rescued $50 million.

We're gonna be okay.

It's gonna be okay.

Come here, come here.

Oh!

(DASH AND ROSIE LAUGHING)

Throw it back in.

What?

What are you talking about?

You think you're rich? Think again.

Take a look at these notes.

Pristine, sequential, high-value currency.

I hate to tell you this but whoever owes this cash

is thumbing their nose at whoever they're paying off.

(ROSIE WHIMPERS)

They've made it as hard to find as possible

and even harder to handle.

This is $50 million of pure fuck you money.

No, bullshit, Jaquer, bullshit.

'Cause you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna take my 20 million plus

and I'm gonna stash her underneath my mattress.

Yeah. Nice and simple.

Now, I've got the bank under my bed

and I'm the fucking teller.

And you know what the teller says

at the bank of Daniel Schrader

each time he goes to make a withdrawal?

Go and spend that money the best way you know how.

Spend that soggy, devil-woman money

as you damn well please.

She's not a soggy devil woman.

You're right! She's our guardian angel.

(CHUCKLES) Yes!

Is that right, Dash?

You're gonna buy a flashy car?

Yeah, cars, plural.

You gonna buy a big house too?

Huh, well, I have to have somewhere to stash it,

don't I, Jaquer?

She's right.

She's right.

I mean, no car dealership, no real estate agent,

no bank manager is gonna let you slide

this kinda big money across the table

without treating it as highly suspicious.

Just one zero number flags up and you've got to explain

why you've got $20 million stashed under your bed,

where you got it, how you got it.

And no one's gonna believe you simply,

you've been running a really long paper route

for the few decades.

We can't have the money?

Wait.

Wait, you guys are always talking about opportunity.

This, right here, this is opportunity.

Okay, there's a part of me that's saying

let's take the cash and hire the best damn lawyers around

and come what may.

Yes, yes! (ROSIE PANTING)

Okay, he's thinking, okay.

Yes, and where are you going?

Oh, way to ruin our dreams, Mom.

Fucking shit.

(TENSE MUSIC)

What'd you call me?

Oh, I'm sorry, that was out of line.

My mom's not a bitch.

(SOMBER MUSIC)

How far are you all willing to go

to turn $50 million of dirty drug money

into something you can actually cash in, hm?

How serious are you?

Deadly fucking serious. Why?

You?

I'm certainly listening.

JAQ: Rosie?

What, like commit a crime serious?

I know how to get that money cleaned.

I don't want any questions about how I know.

I don't want any questions about why I know.

All I need from you is a willingness to take a few risks,

break a few laws,

potentially piss off the crazy motherfucker

this likely belongs to.

'Cause we're leaving right now.

(SEBASTIAN SIGHS)

And you decide whether or not

we try to turn this into bank

or we throw it back in where we found it.

But leaving right now, Jaq, there's no wind.

Unless you're gonna blow a force nine out your ass,

we're pretty much sitting ducks for the time being.

We're not playing by the rules anymore

and we're not letting anything hold us back.

(DYNAMIC ROCK MUSIC)

(SEBASTIAN LAUGHING) (BOAT HORN BLARING)

♪ I can see you like distraction ♪

♪ Pointing crooked finger ♪

♪ While your vultures circle around, oh yeah ♪

♪ And when you break it all ♪

♪ I hope you choke on it ♪

♪ Will suffer case of sado-megalomania. ♪

♪ Now, you're gonna wake ♪

♪ Up to the bleeding ♪

♪ Get down and get down ♪

♪ There's a wild time in the streets ♪

♪ Now you care to fake ♪

♪ What you were meaning ♪

♪ Get down yeah ♪

♪ Get down yeah ♪

First thing I'm doing is investing,

make this money work for me

rather than the other way around.

Yes, I love that.

I just can't imagine being rich.

Oh well, baby, just gotta open your mind.

This evens us all out, right?

(JAQ LAUGHING) Eliminates any differences?

- (DASH LAUGHING) - Well, I guess that depends

if you see people as products of their potential

or products of their past.

What in anybody's past could be bigger

than finding $50 million?

Please tell me.

(DASH GRUNTS)

Baby girl.

Yeah.

Need you to relax.

Okay.

- Don't force it. - Okay.

- Okay? - Okay.

(BOTH INHALING DEEPLY)

Breathe with me.

Just see what you wanna see.

(ROSIE GASPS)

What do you see?

Oh wow.

- Oh I see it. - You see it?

Oh, I see it.

You see it?

We are happy and rich.

- Yes. - Oh, we're so freakin' happy!

DASH: Yes!

Muah! (DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Woo!

That's what I'm talking about!

Yeah, baby. (UPBEAT MUSIC)

Yeah.

JAQ, DASH, ROSIE: Cheers!

Yeah! (DYNAMIC MUSIC)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TENSE MUSIC)

They say the devil never dresses down

because pride is the deadliest of the seven sins.

Looking good, Zalman.

It's Mr. Varek to you.

I think you'll find the devil never dresses down

because he knows lust lingers for eternity

and envy is everywhere.

Once a sinner, always a sinner.

Step into my office. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

(SCOFFS) There should be a strict policy

against you guys buying these things fully loaded.

It's a waste of taxpayers' dollars.

Am I right?

We've got word of a transfer down in the Gulf.

Los Perros del Diablo left it

and we have reason to believe it's been collected.

We just want you saying on the record

that it wasn't you.

I haven't touched it.

Glad to hear it.

Certainly make sure you put that on the record.

Leaman, why don't you go sniff around that limo

make sure our fashionable friend here

is keeping his nose nice and clean.

JOHN: Okay.

There is a problem?

Apart from the fact the money's not there

or the bullshit theatrics from Los Perros?

I want my money in full.

Anybody that stands in my path is dead already.

They just don't know yet.

Maybe you'll warn them.

(DOOR THUDS)

Hey, John. (TENSE DRUMMING MUSIC)

Get the fuck away from my car unless you got a warrant.

Don't worry, Zalman.

Not gonna bust ya on some bullshit charge.

I'm gonna take apart what you did

to this world piece by piece.

Then why the fuck are you working with that bitch?

Huh.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

This ain't good.

Okay, seriously, Dash,

we could just dump the cash overboard

to throw 'em off our tail.

Oh my god, are you seriously giving up already?

Something tells me that your average, respectable drug lord

isn't gonna forgive his cash being stolen

even if it's for paid in full.

No, I'm not giving up.

I'm just saying we have options.

Like fighting.

Oh, I appreciate that your imagination's come back, baby.

I do.

That's even more stupid

than him wanting to throw the cash overboard.

Rosie's right.

(TENSE MUSIC)

(JOHN SIGHING)

Drink up, Lemon, we've got a long day ahead of us.

Tell me you got me out of bed early

to run around after a measly 50 mil?

So you missed your spin class. Boo fucking hoo.

You can't see wood from the trees here?

This should be an easy win.

Is that the case?

Because we don't have a single lead.

Don't you worry about that.

I've got some friends working on it.

Hm. No.

I get it. You don't like working under me.

I figure that's on the account of me being

a particularly unlikable motherfucker

so that's fine.

But me being a particularly unlikable motherfucker

is something I pride myself on.

(JOHN CHUCKLES)

(SIGHS) So how about this?

You help me get this money (TENSE MUSIC)

and I help bump you up the system.

Senior Agent.

(AIR WHOOSHING)

All right. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

It's either an injector or a filter.

Can you fix it?

Dude, I'm usually under these things not inside them.

JAQ: Get below deck.

What about you?

Don't worry about me. Go.

(GUN CLICKING)

(ENGINE WHINING)

(JAQ PANTING)

False alarm.

(JAQ SIGHING)

If a piece of shit wreck like that

can catch us, anything can.

I'm not gonna lie, we're dead in the water here.

Well, I guess we're gonna need a faster boat.

What about that one?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(DYNAMIC MUSIC)

ROSIE: Somehow, I don't think we're gonna be able

to catch up with that.

Hey, Dash.

Yeah.

Can you handle one of those?

I mean...

I can.

Okay, so a fat, fake tan slob like that

never misses his lunch

and they're not coming in at this time.

It's going out.

He's probably gonna wanna fuck his bimbo

while he's out there so, assuming the Viagra kicks in,

I'll give him an extra two minutes.

We could just about make it.

(TENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)

(ZIPPERS ZIPPING)

Hey, Jaq.

We need to talk.

Bas, we need to move.

Okay.

That's it, Eddie, give her a good tug.

That's it. Keep pulling.

Work those glutes.

Ah, you have fun today, baby?

Mm-hm.

Come on, Eddie.

Hi.

(LAUGHING) You like that, Eddie?

Oh, she's a very pretty woman, sir.

Yeah, yeah, she dressed like an idiot for a boat

but I gotta tell ya, on land, she's built

like the Mona Lisa, right?

(CHUCKLES) Whatever you say, sir.

Unbelievable.

Hey, here are the keys.

Don't scratch it today and maybe you'll get a tip this time.

How's that, huh?

- Okay, okay? - Okay, okay.

- Huh, huh, yeah, like that? - Sounds good, okay.

Okay, nightie night, kid. (EDDIE LAUGHING)

I love this kid (LAUGHING).

(TENSE MUSIC)

(SOMBER MUSIC)

I just wish you'd say it, you know.

Say what?

(CHUCKLES) That I'm good enough for a one-night stand

and that's it.

You had fun the other night, right?

Yeah.

So what's the problem?

(SIGHS) As shocking as it may seem,

some guys care about more than just casual sex.

You're so fucking sensitive.

That's a good thing.

- Is it? - Yeah.

I'll be with you guys in a minute.

Look, you keep saying

that we're fundamentally incompatible,

but the more I see, the more I think you're wrong.

- Here. - Oh uh.

Hey.

Hey, you can't do that, man.

I can't fucking deal with this right now.

(DYNAMIC MUSIC)

Get the front.

Yes!

Oh, that's badass.

Oh, here we go.

Ah, god.

All right.

Hey, what'd you do with the yacht?

Oh, don't worry, brother, she's still floating.

Works for me.

Comin' over, I'm comin' over.

Yeah.

All right.

Um, guys. (TENSE MUSIC)

Ho ho ho.

What is up with boat owners and guns, dude?

Put that down now.

Baby, I don't even know how to use this thing. Come on.

(RIFLE CLICKING)

Now you do.

Oh fuck, yeah I do.

Yeah I do!

Woo! (RIFLE FIRING)

Holy shit!

Oh, man, I fucking love this boat already.

Yes! (RIFLE FIRING)

Okay.

Okay, okay.

Oh wow.

- Hey, get the line. - Okay, you're fine.

All right, I'll get you back later.

- You know how that is. - You better.

SEBASTIAN: All right, clear?

Yeah! (TENSE MUSIC)

Get moving.

(ENGINE RUMBLING)

- Woo! - Yeah!

(SEBASTIAN LAUGHING)

It's been two hours. (TENSE MUSIC)

They sure these guys are headed north?

Just had it confirmed.

And get this.

We got a name on the boat they took.

Fair Warning.

That's fucking irony, man.

(CHUCKLES) Right?

They have to tuck in here

and all we need from that video

to prove that a firearm was involved

once we've seized everything,

got them in cuffs, and made the money disappear,

we turn them over to ATF for suspected gun smuggling.

This is almost too easy.

What am I missing?

That putting 'em behind bars isn't exactly making amends.

As long as they're out of my hair, I couldn't give a damn.

If you want your precious retribution,

hand them over to Zalman with his cut.

(TENSE MUSIC)

(AIR WHOOSHING)

(DRAMATIC TENSE MUSIC)

(LIGHT TENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)

Take a look.

JOHN: You think?

Seems a little casual.

It does.

How 'bout that.

Go! (DRAMATIC MUSIC)

- Turn, turn! - What?

Get us out of here.

Oh my god!

What's going on? (TENSE MUSIC)

I'll call a helicopter.

No.

We don't have any friends in the sky.

Let them enjoy the ride.

It's between them and us now.

(DYNAMIC TENSE MUSIC)

Just head north, follow the shoreline.

You wanna tell me what's going on?

Fuck!

(AIR WHOOSHING)

(AIR WHOOSHING)

I'm still working on getting the names

but that's what I've got so far.

Dock worker took it with his cell phone.

It's gone viral already.

Can't say I'm too surprised.

I fucking love this boat already.

(RIFLE FIRING) Yes!

Okay.

(PHONE BEEPING)

(TENSE MUSIC)

I've got something to show you.

Turns out we're not dealing with an amateur.

(SOMBER MUSIC)

Keep a lookout for a vehicle, something big.

We have to make the transfer fast.

You can do this, okay?

You back up the truck.

I backed up the truck.

Truck's over there. I need it over here by the boat.

I don't get it. (ENGINE RUMBLING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Okay, you win, it's really easy.

Do the math.

WOMAN: Great.

But just move it over to the right.

Okay. (ENGINE REVVING)

Hey, slow it down!

You're gonna hurt somebody.

Slow it down.

- Hey, get outta here! - What is going on?

Get outta here.

Hey!

(MAN SHOUTING)

WOMAN: Oh my god!

MAN: Hey get outta here, get outta here!

WOMAN: Oh, my god.

- (BOAT SCRAPING) - Oh!

(DYNAMIC MUSIC)

Oh my god, that's my truck.

They took our truck!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

What the hell just happened?

Woo, ha ha ha hoo!

Holy shit!

(DYNAMIC MUSIC)

You guys, hold on, hold on tight.

We're going for a ride, baby.

Hoo we're rich.

Hoo hoo hoo!

Guys, hang on, hang on.

Hold on tight, hold on tight.

Do not lose that money.

Woo!

I fucking love this truck!

You guys, we did it.

Oh, we did it (SIGHS).

Oh, we did it.

We did it.

Oh, we fucking did it.

DISPATCHER: 4-4-30-20

(POLICE RADIO CHATTERING)

ERIS: Anything?

Nothin' yet.

We're still gathering evidence.

You know, maybe I'm wrong, but this seems personal to you.

(SOMBER MUSIC)

(SCOFFS) All right, what's the protocol then?

Like you said, it's personal.

Come on.

My god, I love this truck (CHUCKLES).

It's got my air, it's got my cruise control.

Ah, I'm sitting in what feels

like a goddamn La-Z-Boy right now.

(ROSIE SIGHS)

The truck's stolen, dude.

I wanna get back the money that we dropped.

And since I can't keep this truck,

I wanna get one of my own.

Dash.

I'm gonna name my truck Buck.

Okay, Dash, listen.

I'm gonna get the full care package,

no expense spared.

Ah, 'cause nothing's too good for Buck.

Dash.

What?

We're not going back, okay?

Jaquer, it's millions of dollars!

I don't mean to be out of line right now

but, I mean, do you even have a plan?

We don't need a plan. We need a strategy and right now.

So keep it cool, lay low,

and find the shadiest salvage yard in town, okay?

You'll get another truck... named Buck!

DASH AND JAQ: Fine.

Fine.

Guys.

What?

Stop.

DASH AND JAQ: Fine.

You make me nervous.

- Stop. - Shush!

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

(LILA SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Hey, man, we were hoping maybe you could help us

make this truck disappear.

DASH: Yeah, he's nice.

JAQ: Yeah, let's go.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

What's in the packages?

We're taking Bibles up to Sacramento.

(LILA SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

It's a crusade.

(MAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

No title?

No.

But it's an $80,000 truck.

You desperados maybe have

more better luck on Craigslist.

(MAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

(ROSIE SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

(MAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Are you prepared to do that with yourself?

Mm-hm (CLEARS THROAT).

Good luck putting yourself back together.

Just you. Come with me.

(MAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Hey, uh, Jaq, pick something nice, yeah?

(LIVELY MUSIC)

♪ Back off ♪

♪ We're living in an ocean ♪

♪ I got you waitin' for me ♪

♪ Oh rip me up in two ♪

You know, this air con is all con and no air.

(SEBASTIAN SIGHS)

♪ Got you freakin' out you'll ♪

Uh, Jaq, that was our exit.

No, it wasn't.

But we're still heading north.

(INHALES DEEPLY) "In strategy, the longest way around

is often the shortest way home."

Is that James Joyce, the novelist?

(CHUCKLES) No. Liddell Hart, the military strategist.

We are indeed from different worlds.

"You think you're escaping and run into yourself.

Sometimes the longest way around is the shortest way home."

Different worlds, yeah.

Eventually, everything joins up.

The question is, are you escaping

or running into yourself?

Hey, guys, if we're taking the long way

back to LA, does this make it an official road trip?

(ROSIE GIGGLING)

Yeah?

- Yeah? - Yes, Dash.

- This is a road trip. - Road trip?

- Yes. - Okay!

Woo, road trip! (HARD ROCK MUSIC)

Let's do this! ♪ Turn inside out ♪

♪ Put it into doubt for me ♪

♪ Turn around ♪

♪ Drop in the other side of town ♪

♪ In the direction ♪

♪ 'Cause it's a brand new day ♪

♪ Breaking through ♪

♪ Pick up the pieces ♪

♪ Holding you ♪

♪ Living our lives out loud ♪

♪ And with a little faith ♪

♪ It's a brand new day ♪

No.

You make this mistake, I checkmate you in just two moves.

Even though I'm a step behind,

you cannot defeat me.

War is about starting with the right moves

not about hoping that the tide turns

at the last minute and you get lucky.

Okay, so now you play.

(TRUCK RUMBLING) (DRUM MUSIC)

(TENSE MUSIC)

Ah, just when you thought it couldn't get any better.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(SOMBER MUSIC)

I should arrest you hooligans for loitering.

You could try, but we're not kids anymore.

Yeah, some of you are fathers

and should start acting like it.

Now, tell me where to look for your fucking daughter.

Oh, you know, if I knew, I'd never tell you.

But if I knew, I'd be there already.

(TENSE MUSIC)

Put an APB out.

Hey.

You don't need to do this.

She's your fucking daughter too.

Don't remind me.

(SOMBER MUSIC)

(LIVELY RHYTHMIC MUSIC)

(SEBASTIAN CHUCKLING)

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

All right, baby, you can't eat

your own body weight in crap, okay?

ROSIE: I can and I will.

(HARD ROCK MUSIC)

(REGISTER BEEPING)

JAQ: Keep the change.

Hey, we still gotta get gas.

There's no time.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Here take us into the back roads.

It's gonna add hours.

Oh no, I forgot to pee.

Oh god.

Listen, my mom is with the DEA

and my dad is one of the biggest crime lords

this side of the border.

I'm pretty sure what we stole is theirs

and I know they'll stop at nothing to get it back

so I don't wanna hear are we there yet

or can we stop for a pee break

'cause right now we have two gangs hunting us down

and I don't know which one is worse.

ROSIE: Gotta pee.

Told you I was weird.

(SOMBER MUSIC)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

Good.

Got 'em. Headin' north on the 126.

Copy that.

Just like you thought.

I see the doubt in your eyes, Leaman.

Don't fall into the trap thinking

you can just walk away.

You're just as much a part of it as the rest of us.

That why you're suddenly calling me by my real name?

(WARNING BELL RINGING)

What was that?

Jaq, we need gas bad.

DASH: You coulda give us a heads up, Jaq.

I'm telling you, (DASH SIGHS)

it's the curse.

We betrayed the Santa Muerte.

Oh my god.

Are you gonna blame her too

when you blow through all of our money

in your orgy of self-destruction?

Why are you being so protective over money

you don't even have yet?

I just want my 10 mil, that's all.

You're not getting 10 mil. You're getting five.

DASH: Oh (SCOFFS)!

The cleaning rate is 50% at least.

Okay, I am one bombshell away from walking away

from you guys.

Is there any other big news that you need to tell us, Jaq?

(SIGHS) Look, I'm gonna pull over for the night.

(TENSE MUSIC)

You guys need to just chill out, okay?

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLARING)

DASH: Oh well, I'm feeling pretty exposed right now.

Well, sometimes it's empowering to feel vulnerable.

DASH: Well, not when you're carrying

around $50 million it ain't.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

ROSIE: Nice to know your priorities.

DASH: Just not in the same way you're willing

to wanna self-destruct.

Well, maybe that's what we have to do

to start to rebuild.

DASH: You are who you are.

Shh.

♪ Kumbaya, my Lord ♪

Do you hear that?

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, me too.

- You too? - Jaq?

DASH: What do you mean? You too?

Wait, are you...

Are you guys serious?

You're just gonna leave?

Oh, you know what?

Yeah, knock your socks off.

I'll just stay here and watch our money.

♪ Kumbaya ♪

Come on, man.

Gimme the keys.

(SCOFFS) No.

Uh, Jaq, give me the keys.

What do you think I'm gonna leave?

(SCOFFS) ♪ Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya ♪

Thank you.

I trust you.

♪ Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya ♪

MAN: Laughing now.

♪ Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya ♪

♪ Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya ♪

♪ Oh Lord, kumbaya ♪

What's the next one?

♪ Someone's ♪

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

You guys all right?

Yeah, we just pulled up for the night

and we were wondering

if we could come get warm with you guys.

(MAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

- Here you go. - Come get warm.

Come on.

(MAN LAUGHING)

MOLLY: Come.

Welcome.

SEBASTIAN: Thank you.

So do you live in that van?

That van?

Yeah, you could say something like that.

And you two in that van?

Well, (CHUCKLES) it turns out

that three is not a crowd actually.

(MOLLY GIGGLES)

Now, don't you kids go thinking

you invented that.

We were in fucking orgies before you were potential stains

on the wall.

Oh, come on now, Molly. (MOLLY LAUGHING)

It's true.

Yes, it is.

Well, I think I wanna live in a van too.

Everybody thinks to escape reality,

you have to be rich.

Bullshit.

You gotta get dirt poor first

and then you grow out from there.

Wow.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Here you go.

SEBASTIAN: Oh, thank you.

Really?

That's funny, because when I said the exact same thing,

you acted like I was crazy.

(JAQ SCOFFS)

Hm.

Thanks for the beer.

(BOTTLES CLINKING)

Enjoy. (SEBASTIAN COUGHS)

Jaq.

Oh, let her brood, honey.

If I can go five years cooped up in a van

with this asshole, you can survive one night without her.

(MAN LAUGHING)

Well, she's right, you know.

Hit is, maestro. (MAN LAUGHING)

♪ Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya ♪

♪ Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya ♪

♪ Someone's singin', Lord ♪

(DASH MIMICS RIFLE FIRING) (CRICKETS CHIRPING)

I got you.

(DASH GASPS)

(DASH MIMICS RIFLE FIRING)

Got you.

- Beat it, nerd. - Oh!

(JAQ CHUCKLES)

Jaq. You can't do that.

You scared the shit outta me.

Off the hood.

Betsy needs some love.

(DASH GROANING)

Did you find a 7-Eleven down there?

Oh no, just free love and payment in kind.

Oh.

Well, proud to be penniless

until opportunity knocks.

All right.

(OWL HOOTING)

All right, girl.

Talk to me.

Why do you keep such a big part of your life

from me, Jaq?

People just don't fit well with it.

(JAQ SIGHS)

(DASH SIGHS)

So what does that mean about the future?

(GENTLE MUSIC)

I mean, now that we actually have one.

What does it mean?

(OWL HOOTING)

You built a box

so tight around yourself

only you can fit in.

That's what you do.

Sometimes that's just how it goes.

That's how it goes.

(AIR WHOOSHING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

ERIS: Still a night owl I see.

Crowe?

Is that sweet voice Crowe?

It is! It is my sweet Crowe

and Leaman, right?

Hey, Lance, I wanna play in your toy box.

You do?

Oh, I've been waiting my whole life

for you to ask me that (LAUGHING).

I wasn't asking.

Even better.

And, Leaman, relax, calm down.

You need to meditate.

Ohm.

Geez.

Nice little setup you got here.

Word on the street is you collect cars now.

You gone soft on me?

Well, as you can see,

I'm still very much open for business.

And, yeah, I may have acquired a modest collection

to help me pass the time.

Think fast! (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

Ha! (LAUGHING)

I think I might have (LIVELY MUSIC)

an addictive personality.

Nothing quite hides any new evil

like a beautiful exterior.

(LANCE LAUGHING)

Nice to see you packing even a little heat.

Mm.

Are these registered?

Registered, inspected, and fully street legal.

- I'm talking about the guns. - Hey, fellas,

take a look around, do me a favor.

I've forgotten what I've gotten hidden where.

And you?

(SLOW RHYTHMIC MUSIC)

My conscience is clear.

How 'bout yours?

So how come you come knocking on my door?

Zalman's guns not big enough?

Just didn't wanna give him the satisfaction

of being the only reason to win this battle.

(LAUGHING) Nothing fights quite like family.

How 'bout you come back and make one you deserve?

Where is the arsenal?

Huh?

Somewhere.

Uh, fellas, I swear

I remember an AMG-2

in, in, in, the Merc.

(LIVELY DRUMMING MUSIC)

Yeah.

Merry Christmas (LAUGHING).

(SLOW ROMANTIC MUSIC)

Eris.

When it's you, just you,

come make it you and me.

(TONGUE CLICKING)

Hey, hey, it's not a toy. It's a gun.

You understand? It's a gun.

I tell ya something, it's like working with kids.

(LIGHT FOLK MUSIC) (GUNS CLICKING)

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

Woo (GIGGLES).

What's the matter?

You're acting out of character.

What would Dash think?

Well, ain't you heard?

I ain't got no character anymore.

Maybe you're refusing to accept your character

'cause then you'd have to accept who you really are.

Well, maybe you're refusing to accept

your own character because it means accepting

you're not right for Jaq (CHUCKLES).

(GENTLE MUSIC)

(JAQ SIGHS)

Great, I finally find a nice spot to pee and you're here.

Sorry, I'll go.

You really like him but you wish you didn't.

(SIGHS) Here, give a decrepit old lady a hand.

(GRUNTS)

Oh, oh.

Oh, you feel that?

Spiritual.

(CHUCKLES) No.

That's a problem.

Keep trying to open myself up

and it just pushes me further inside my head.

Maybe that's where you need to go.

The place that reminds you just how toxic you are,

that you can't be put right?

Some of us contain an energy (GENTLE MUSIC)

that just wants to set the world on fire.

Sometimes it flickers, sometimes it rages,

and sometimes it flares up and ignites

all that's around.

And burns those who get too close.

Oh, it ain't pretty.

Yeah, that's progress, that's life.

You're not toxic. You're incendiary.

And you don't need to be put right.

You need the right purpose.

(BIRDS TRILLING)

(JAQ SIGHS)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

You never learned not to touch?

You know, most people think she's like that, a classic.

But what she really is is a machine like that.

She's spits flames.

She's somebody who's spent her whole life

looking for saints but all she ever found were sinners.

You're just a speed bump for her, man.

(LANCE LAUGHING)

You're just a speed bump, man.

(AIR WHOOSHING)

(BIRDS CHIRPING) (FLIES BUZZING)

(WIND RUSTLING)

Dash.

Hm?

Ooh, did we get robbed?

(GENTLE MUSIC)

Come on.

(DASH AND ROSIE GRUNTING)

No, it's all here.

What is that?

- Oh. - Ah.

You're a slowpoke.

I'm going.

SEBASTIAN: Ooh.

DASH: There you go. I want an apple.

Rosie.

- (ROSIE LAUGHS AND SIGHS) - You got an apple?

- That's it. - Nice.

Yes.

All right.

I'm sorry, buddy.

Nope, that's okay.

(ROSIE GIGGLES) (DASH SIGHS)

If you're gonna throw it at me.

Nice, nice.

(MOTORCYCLES RUMBLING)

(HARD ROCK MUSIC)

♪ I'm the one that you will be ♪

ROSIE: I wanna drive next.

You drive like an asshole.

Look, I need to play a part.

I mean, besides we're headed back to LA.

It'll help us blend in.

♪ Have a future ♪

♪ You can play with fire ♪

♪ When you're close to the flame ♪

♪ No intoxication gonna bring you to the light ♪

♪ Spirit of creation gonna get your ♪

(TIRES SCREECHING)

♪ For soul shaker ♪

♪ Your soul shaker ♪

♪ Stop it till we ♪

Oh shit.

All right, baby, act cool. There's a cop behind us.

You missed him.

- Couldn't you have known. - Keep going.

You got this. Just play it cool, guys.

OFFICER: Dispatch, be advised

I am currently following a 10-29D.

White Suburban headed north on 138.

Please advise.

No one else gets near them. They're mine.

(DYNAMIC SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

(SIREN WAILING)

Shit!

Go faster, Rosie.

Up ahead.

Oh shit, what the fuck is that?

It's my fucking mom.

Faster, Rosie!

DASH: I think he's still close.

Take that dirt road, down there.

Go, turn!

DASH: Don't kill us.

Watch it, watch it. One, two, three.

Monkey, drive straight!

Why is she driving, why is she driving?

So you wanna play in the dirt.

(DYNAMIC SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)

Wait go right up here, right up here.

Make a right.

JAQ: Go, go, go, go!

DASH: Lose him!

Come on, Rosie, you can do this.

Hit them.

Faster, baby, faster. You got this.

Whoa.

Watch it, look out.

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.

DASH: Oh God.

Whoa!

Baby, hit it, hit it!

ERIS: Don't lose them.

Cut them off!

Go after them.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(DYNAMIC SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

Shit, punch it!

(ENGINES REVVING)

Hold on, guys.

Shoot to kill.

Don't tip the car, babe.

Push the gas pedal! Push it!

Oh, oh shit! Okay.

Woo woo!

Honey, I think you lost them.

Keep going, no, keep going, keep going, keep going.

Hit it, hit it!

Oh my, oh shit!

Oh! Oh ho ho.

(RIFLE CLICKING)

When I say, hit those breaks as hard as you can.

Now!

(RIFLE FIRING) (DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Hold onto this, no, no, no. (RHYTHMIC DRUMMING MUSIC)

You guys got it?

I raised a fucking psychopath.

(HORNS HONKING)

Well, we are certainly back in LA.

Oh, I guess this is the finish line, right?

Guys, this isn't the case of walking into a laundromat

with $50 million and walking out with clean cash.

We need to walk the walk.

We need to look legit.

I mean, I can do this on my own

but it would be a hell of a lot easier as a team.

Wait a second, did you just ask for help, Jaq?

(LAUGHING) Holy shit, Jaquer, he's right.

You did.

I mean what's next, writing poetry and painting your nails?

Leave her alone. She's growing.

And she shot a lotta people today.

- (GENTLE MUSIC) - Mm.

What's wrong with my nails?

Absolutely nothing.

They're perfect.

(DYNAMIC SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

ERIS: Where are they?

(TENSE MUSIC)

You can wave your credentials around all you like.

You know I can't let you in without a warrant.

Eris, how you been?

You know how it is, right?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC) (GUARD SHOUTING)

(TENSE MUSIC)

Always hated the paperwork.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

- Yeah. - But here

at the beginning of the year

we can see January through-

- Burning the midnight oil as always, Mortem.

I like that kind of work ethic.

You good for a quick appraisal meeting?

Give us a minute please.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

Be my guest.

You expecting the IRS or something?

Well, they were the only ones with the balls

to take down Capone.

You need to cancel whatever Jacqueline

may have tried to set up with you.

Jacqueline as in your daughter?

She's a fraud. (TENSE MUSIC)

I'm protecting you.

Word is she's on the up-and-up.

She's just going through a phase.

She wants to be like her father.

It's pathetic.

Do I detect a little jealousy?

Fuck no. Just a mother's disappointment, right?

Nothing's set up.

Just make sure it stays that way

or this glass cell becomes a concrete one.

You've been coming to me with your dirty laundry

for nearly two decades.

And you know you can't clean shit for me

if your hands are too grubby.

Eris, you sat right there, you looked me in the eye

and promised immunity.

We shook hands.

Does a deal mean nothing to you anymore?

Stay away from Jacqueline and I'll bring you the deal

that'll mean a lot more to both of us.

50 million US dollars invested

in this business relationship.

Until then, you watch your lip

and you call me DEA Agent Crowe.

Crowe. (TENSE DRUMMING MUSIC)

I'm out.

And I had such a high hopes for you.

You kicked me out of the loop.

I can't work like that and you know it.

Well then, you're out of luck.

You know we're in a checkmate, right?

And you know going up against me

brings as much heat back at you.

Yeah, turns out I didn't want that promotion

as much as I thought I did.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

- (TENSE MUSIC) - We don't all have

what it takes, Lemon.

And don't think you can just change back

into an innocent man either.

So fuck off and enjoy purgatory.

(TENSE DRUMMING MUSIC) You sure earned it.

(FAST TENSE DRUMMING MUSIC)

(DYNAMIC MUSIC)

We're all set. Midnight.

Well, what do we do till then?

Well, we're gonna make the most

out of this baller ass room is what we're gonna do.

So that means you're gonna play with everything.

Look at this place.

Kinda be rude not to.

(ROSIE CHUCKLING)

What we're gonna do is we're gonna get into character.

Oh, there's a mini fridge.

Oh wow.

50% is what we're after.

To get it, we need to put out an image

that we're just in town on regular business.

They'll be keeping a close eye on us

and most likely have people here in the hotel right now.

Go take a tour around, interact, live it up a little.

Make it feel like we're not hiding up here

like a bunch of cowards.

But most of all, please stop acting

like you fell off a hay wagon from fucking Missouri!

What about him?

What's he doing?

Every crime lord needs a trusted bodyguard by her side.

Okay (CHUCKLES).

Oh, I get it.

ROSIE: Come on.

(SLOW UPBEAT MUSIC)

♪ We lay here all afternoon ♪

♪ Making love in our bubble ♪

♪ With tanned skin ♪

♪ And sheets of light blue ♪

♪ I crawl in with you ♪

♪ And I find peace ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm better when I'm with you ♪

♪ Come take me home ♪

♪ Where I belong ♪

♪ 'Cause you're the only one ♪

♪ The sun shines on you ♪

♪ Do you feel it too ♪

♪ 'Cause you're the only one for me ♪

♪ You're the only one ♪

(ROCK BALLAD MUSIC)

♪ Come take me home ♪

♪ Where I belong ♪

Hi, can I have a glass of water please?

Hi, baby.

Hi, baby.

How you doing?

You spotted any spies yet?

I think I have. (GENTLE MUSIC)

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure grandma over there,

I think she knows Kung Fu.

(ROSIE CHUCKLING)

(CHUCKLES) And the old man,

he's definitely buried some hookers in his day.

(LIGHT JAZZY MUSIC)

I know why I'm so compelled to blow through all this money

in one night

and why the thought of that scares you so much.

Why is that?

Because I can't begin to picture a new life

where I'm rich.

And you can't bear to picture another day where you're poor.

This is just another drug to someone like me, isn't it?

No, it's the same in all of us.

We just have different ways of coping with the addiction.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

(AIR WHOOSHING)

MORTEM: It's go time.

(DYNAMIC ROCK MUSIC)

♪ She woke up with her shoes on in our bed ♪

♪ Wearing nothing but a smile with no regret ♪

♪ I a man and I'm talking 'bout our lives ♪

♪ Both of us with diamonds in our eyes ♪

♪ In Downtown Los Angeles ♪

♪ The world's a stage for all of us ♪

♪ Chase the high, feel the rush ♪

♪ In Downtown Los Angeles ♪

♪ We walk the streets we're met without being loved ♪

♪ Every day's a gift from up above ♪

♪ No one else is who or what we are ♪

♪ Holding hands and reaching for the stars ♪

♪ In Downtown Los Angeles ♪

♪ The world's a stage for all of us ♪

♪ Chase the high, feel the rush ♪

♪ In Downtown Los Angeles ♪

♪ It's my life, it's my city ♪

♪ My dream, so pretty ♪

You should know I'm not usually available

on such short notice.

Our usual associates let us down.

I appreciating you reaching out.

New business always interests me

no matter how small it may be.

Good.

I always believe in a trial period

before we really get down to business.

And yet, here you are, let down by a supplier.

Do you need some water?

I don't want any water unless you're gonna use it

to clean my fucking money.

How come you're not in business with your father?

I do business differently than my father.

Your mother?

I do everything differently than my mother.

You're a bit of a ghost.

Some people tell me you've been operating overseas.

Of course, you could have planted those seeds yourself.

You could actually be in a much weaker position.

And all this could be a charade.

It is a charade.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

I could stand here and put on this act all night long

and I had to do it to get you in this room.

If you want the truth,

I'll give it to you straight.

We have the better part of $50 million

right here in these cases.

We found it and we took it

but we can't do anything with it

because it's as dirty as money can be.

Now, we came to you hoping that you can take

our $50 million and give us 25 clean.

Not so we can deal guns or buy drugs

or buy a bigger yacht.

But because I wanna give my friends

a second shot at life

and this is the only way I know how.

Now, I know you might be saying this is risky

and maybe this was all a big mistake but...

"Mistakes are portals for discovery,"

and I think it's time to leap in.

James Joyce.

A highly unorthodox approach.

(MORTEM SIGHS)

Do you know what it is I do?

What I really do?

I clean people not money. (LIGHT SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

I'm a priest.

And every bill I take is a confession.

They come to me with paranoia and leave with pride.

Humility becomes arrogance.

Fear becomes courage.

And they don't know that's what they're doing

because their religion itself revolves around illusion

and all their friends are followers.

But you...

I can't clean.

So I guess you get a discount.

(TENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)

Now, are you doing this because you found empathy

in what I said

or are you doing it

just to piss off my mother?

This is what I like to call a win-win situation.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

(HORNS HONKING)

(GASPS) So that was it.

It all seems a little too easy now.

We coulda at least brought some glitter cannons,

some party, celebrate, right? (ROSIE CHUCKLING)

Is it wrong I'm feeling far too much responsibility?

Ms. Varek, there's somebody who needs to speak with you.

Follow them. (SOMBER PIANO MUSIC)

If I'm not back in five minutes, leave without me.

We're not leaving you.

Going our separate ways was always part of the plan.

Jaq.

I just didn't think it was gonna happen so soon.

Jaq!

Oh god. ♪ Ah ah ah ♪

Jaq.

ROSIE: Oh my god.

♪ Ah ah ♪

♪ Ah ah ah ah ah ♪

♪ Ah ah ah ah ah ♪

Gotcha. (TENSE MUSIC)

Is she here too?

You know, some people are so angry

they're best left to chase their own tail.

My little girl all grown up.

You know Jaq, I'd say you look like a million dollars

but I'd be selling you short.

This isn't me.

It wasn't me either.

But look where I am now.

I never set out to harm anyone.

I just followed the path of least resistance.

Then it became all about protecting the people I love.

You know I've never believed that.

Good.

I'd like to think I raised you

never to take anything anyone says at face value.

Raised me.

Is that what you call leaving a child to fend for itself?

I think one day you'll understand.

I only set you free.

To allow you to flourish

into what you were destined to become.

So are we done here?

I don't know. You tell me.

I want to offer you a deal.

You know, you can take that money,

you can take it and run.

Consider it an inheritance.

And you go your own way

and I will never bother you again.

But I can't say the same for your mother.

Or you hand it back to me,

become my protege. (GENTLE SOMBER MUSIC)

I'll protect you from her as long as you need

until you become so powerful

it's her who needs protecting from you.

So you can either let this fight against the person

you wish you were

or use it to fuel the person you need to be.

I don't want you to walk away.

I don't want you as my mentor.

I want you in my corner

during the bad times ready to wrap your arms around me.

I want what I've always wanted.

I want my father.

(PHONE VIBRATING) (LIGHT TENSE MUSIC)

It's Jaq.

She said to meet her at the dealership down the street.

(AIR WHOOSHING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Pop the trunk.

I think there's a way we can do this and stick together.

(SIGHS) Here. (TIRES SCREECHING)

DASH: Oh shit.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

Okay, who is feeling submissive.

Run!

(DYNAMIC MUSIC)

- (GUN FIRING) - Freeze!

ROSIE: Oh!

(CAR ALARMS BLARING)

(SUSPENSEFUL CHASE MUSIC)

Split up, split.

This way, go, go.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

Jaq, I've got this.

It's fake.

What?

Use yours then.

Also fake.

It's all fake.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Why would you give us fake guns?

Now's not the time. Get rid of it.

- Put it down. - Oh!

Jaq. (LIGHT THUD)

Over here.

This way, come on.

Let's go.

All right.

SEBASTIAN: Hurry up.

Come on.

Go.

Down to the right. (SUSPENSEFUL CHASE MUSIC)

(ALL PANTING)

SEBASTIAN: Oh shit.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

Always sucks to fall at the last hurdle.

Mom.

You know I don't like you calling me that.

This is your mother?

Why are you even here?

Just admit it, you only want me around

so you can fuck with Dad.

(SIGHS) I guess the jig is up.

But here's the thing.

I don't see him protecting you right now.

Either you hand the money over

or what's going to transpire is your motley crew here

will be sadly killed during this pursuit.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(GUN FIRING)

(SEBASTIAN GRUNTS) (ROSIE SCREAMING)

Oh my god. (DRAMATIC MUSIC)

There goes one. (TENSE MUSIC)

I can't take it. (SEBASTIAN COUGHING)

Wow, you finally let someone in.

We don't do that, Jacqueline.

(JAQ CRYING)

I loved him and you killed him.

No, you killed him by bringing him into this mess

and you know it.

- (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - Drop your weapons!

All of you!

Don't! Don't!

It's over, Crowe.

No dice, Lemon.

I've got as much shit on you as you have on me.

That what you think?

ERIS: I'll bring you the deal that'll mean

a lot more to both of us.

50 million US dollars

invested in this business relationship.

Until then, you watch your lip.

And you call me DEA Agent Crowe.

Cuff her. (SUSPENSEFUL RHYTHMIC MUSIC)

Never piss off a partner in crime.

(TENSE MUSIC)

Looks like you kids got lucky at the tables tonight.

Lady luck smiles at you like that,

you better smile back, right?

Then get the fuck outta Dodge

before that smile (DISTANT SIREN BLARING)

turns into a frown.

(SOMBER MUSIC)

DASH: Go.

Go. Let's go.

(SIREN BLARING)

Tomorrow those kids are gonna start dealing

with their guilt until they find the redemption

that they need.

One day, you're not gonna be able to ignore it anymore.

That's when you're gonna have to stare your sins

right in the eye.

That's when you'll know

I did my job.

Take her away.

♪ Ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ♪

JAQ: Here.

♪ Ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪ (SLOW ROCK MUSIC)

♪ Who's kidding who ♪

♪ We both know the end is coming ♪

Baby, she gave us a shot at a new life.

(CHUCKLES) Baby, she gave us a future.

♪ The things we said ♪

But you heard what she said.

Don't ever look back.

You think it's because she doesn't want us

to linger on the person she was

or because she doesn't want us to see

the person she's going to become.

♪ You share with me ♪

♪ Belie what you're really feeling ♪

♪ It's just not true ♪

♪ So we choose the way ♪

I love you.

I love you too, baby.

♪ We should be face to face ♪

(TIRES SCREECHING) (ENGINE REVVING)

♪ But winning's not the case ♪

♪ We can't agree ♪

♪ We just can't see ♪

♪ We cry ♪

♪ Close our eyes and scream inside ♪

♪ We hope for clearer skies ♪

♪ But it tears us up to see the night ♪

♪ We cry ♪

♪ We fight to keep our hearts alive ♪

♪ But it seems they've died ♪

♪ It's so sad to see what we've become ♪

♪ We try ♪ (JAQ CRYING)

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪

(HARD ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)

♪ We wonder what ♪

♪ We think this all should be ♪

♪ A movie show ♪

♪ Or a taxi dance for free ♪

♪ And I'm afraid ♪

♪ We cry ♪

♪ We close our eyes and scream ♪ (JAQ CRYING)

"So life asked death,

'Why do people love me but hate you?'

And death replied, 'Because you're a beautiful lie.

And I'm the painful truth.'"

How painful is it? (SOMBER MUSIC)

Like I've been searching for peace all my life

and all I found is a reason to start a war.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(SOMBER MUSIC)

(SOMBER RHYTHMIC MUSIC)

(SOMBER MUSIC)

(WOMAN VOCALIZING)

(TENSE SOMBER MUSIC)

(DOOR RATTLING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

Please take a seat.

You ready to make a deal? (DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(SOFT DRUMMING MUSIC)

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

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