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(TENSE MUSIC)
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(MYSTICAL MUSIC)
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(TENSE MUSIC)
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(GUN THUMPING)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(GUNS FIRING)
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(GUN BLASTING)
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(BLOOD GUSHING)
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(MAN SCREAMING)
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Hollywood is a cesspool.
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God I hate my life.
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Everyone sucks, I don't even
wanna get up.
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(PHONE VIBRATING)
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HAMPTON: Hey Breen it's
Hampton,
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hope you're not still sleeping.
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Huckle is as usual, is
not responding to me
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and we need him to respond.
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We have Pish tomorrow, big
meeting for "Beast Moon."
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(DOG BARKING)
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Beez, he's not staring at
you, he's staring at everybody.
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Come on.
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SCRAM: You fucking wanker.
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This is how you lost more
money on "Gods of Pluto"
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than any film in history.
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Losing track of your star.
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Look, I didn't lose Huckle,
Scram.
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Then where is he?
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How the hell did you convince
Ali Goldberg
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in to giving you 300
million dollars, Breen, hey?
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Because I'm awesome and a god.
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Yeah, well I'm your
god now motherfucker.
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And in case you didn't hear,
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being on the bottom rung
of the industry ladder,
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Goldberg's running the studio
now and she fucking hates ya.
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So I suggest you get your
drug-addled, sex-crazed,
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motherfucking client to
that meeting tomorrow!
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Look, don't worry, we're
gonna be there at 9 a.m, okay?
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And "Beast Moon" is an awesome
project,
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that's why you believe in it.
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(SCRAM LAUGHING)
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I believe in Huckle Saxton you
moron.
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He's selling like used
panties in Hong Kong.
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Look, it's not all
about the money, right?
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(BREEN LAUGHING)
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Breen, you're a cocksucker.
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Do not let Huckle be late
for that meeting with Pish.
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We will be there at 9 a.m.
sharp.
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Yeah and you'd better pray
to the gods of Pluto he is.
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You do not want to get on my bad
side.
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I'm not on your bad side?
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You fucker.
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Executive producers.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Huckle's gonna blow this
one for you too, isn't he?
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Well if you keep thinking
negatively.
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Look, I need you to go
feed Beez for me all right,
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I gotta find Huck.
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Wait, don't you have a date
with Kira?
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Yeah, it's our two month
anniversary.
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Aww.
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JADE: Good morning
Hollyweird, Jade Blaze here,
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welcome to a quick ZMT FLash.
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Our current favorite
bad boy Huckle Saxton,
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always up to no good,
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is it seems after punching out
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the craft department head on
"Beast Moon"
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the production has been
officially shut down once again
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due to Huckle refusing to
come out of his trailer
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for seven days,
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costing the production millions
in overhead lost funds,
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which makes the reckless
studio producer Breen Nash
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look like the captain of
the Titanic right now.
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"Gods of Pluto" being the worst
film of all time of course
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doesn't make Huckle the
most bankable at the moment
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but he feels like "Beast Moon"
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can get him back to number
one on the star-o-meter.
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He better have a smash on his
hands.
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Our beloved boss man, Finnegan
Mutto,
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saw a test screening of
Huckle's newest TV pilot,
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"Vampire Knights" and
called Huckle's acting,
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"The worst performance of
anything I have ever seen."
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FINNEGAN: More like
#hucklesuxton (LAUGHING).
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JADE: In a fit of rage,
Huckle visited Finnegan
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outside the ZMT office
and stomped his legs
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until his testicles were
smashed.
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(HUCKLE'S STOMPING)
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(FINNEGAN GROANING)
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He was in a full testicle cast
for months.
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We're pulling for your
Finny, you'll walk again.
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Signing off, this is Jade
Blaze with ZMT Flash.
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Son of a bitch!
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These idiots don't
understand what it's like
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to lose everything.
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I need a vengeful man.
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I want Huckle's dick in my hand.
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I want his legs broken.
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His body burned in public
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and I want you and the
rest of the idiots I hire
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to find him before tonight's
show.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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Hey, no I'm at the club.
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I gotta find Huck,
okay, just keep calling.
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Oh wait, wait, wait,
wait, has Kira called?
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I've called her a million
times, she's not calling.
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Wow.
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♪ Fuckin' fuckin' fuckin'
party, fuckin' party ♪
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Kira!
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Fuck me sideways.
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What are you doing?
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I've called you like a thousand
times.
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Oh, I lost my phone.
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Well what's that right there?
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Oh, you found it, thank you.
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What the fuck do you want
Breen?
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Oh, I wanna know
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if you're gonna make the meeting
tomorrow.
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What's the meeting about, your
dick?
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Gonna be a short one.
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(LAUGHING) And he's only got
one nut.
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He looks like a Ken doll down
there.
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That is not true, I have two
nuts.
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Remind you of anything She-ra?
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Her name's Kira.
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A lot longer.
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Okay really?
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We're going home aren't we dear?
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No we're not.
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♪ You say that I'm just two step ♪
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♪ I love the way you move that ♪
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That's disgusting.
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♪ You say that I'm just two step ♪
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Just be at that meeting
tomorrow.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
9 a.m, I'll be there.
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Can you leave me alone while
your girl sucks my finger?
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You be home by midnight young
lady.
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(HUCKLE GROANS)
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Bye Breen!
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Well, well, well, if
it isn't Breen Nash.
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Not tonight Finnegan.
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Hey, let's ask the Hollywood
dinosaur
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why homeland security has put
him on the top of their list?
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Putting bombs in theaters since
1993.
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Very funny, thank you.
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But I'm sure he's got a client
in there?
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Who's just waiting for me
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to take all types of juicy pics,
hey?
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Maybe I'll wait 'til he gets
too drunk to recognize me.
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Maybe I'll sleep with him.
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You take advantage of him one
more time
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and I will smash your legs
myself.
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I'm gonna destroy him Breen.
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And you along with him
if you're not careful.
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Just leave us alone, okay?
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I mean we got a meeting
tomorrow,
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there's nothing to see here
anyway.
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Oh yeah, whoa!
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You and you.
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Yes!
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HUCKLE: Oh yeah!
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(LAUGHING) Nothing to see,
toodles.
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I got a story to crack boss.
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Go away Finnegan.
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(SAD MUSIC)
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God I hate my life.
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Why can't I make a movie
that people like Beez?
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I mean is that too much to ask?
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(TENSE MUSIC)
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(MONSTER ROARS)
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(MAN GAGGING)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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Hey Huck, hi buddy.
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I know I've called you a few
times,
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like seven times now,
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but we have 9 o' clock
meeting, right, remember?
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I hope you're here soon.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Right behind you asshole.
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He's at the bar, I know
he's at the bar right now.
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He's at the bar right?
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And oh my god, I gotta go get
him.
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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I gotta go get him.
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(CAR THUDS)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Where are you?
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Pish is gonna be here any
minute.
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Listen to me, I need
you to go to the kitchen
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and grab me three cups of coffee
quickly,
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meet me out front where my car
is, okay?
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And I will come...
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What are you doing?
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Hey, hey!
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Oh my God, is he okay?
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Why do you ask, I mean,
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it's not like I hit him
with my car or anything.
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I mean it's not like we
have an important meeting
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or anything right now.
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He's drunk!
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Yes.
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Great, I mean what an asshole.
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He knows how important
this meeting is right now.
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Hello, wake up, come on, wake
up.
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Breen he's ice cold.
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Hence the coffee.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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Open up, it's the police!
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Pish (LAUGHING).
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(PISH LAUGHING)
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I got ya!
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You did, you got me.
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You looked frightened.
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So Pish, how's the wife?
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She died.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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How is your son?
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He dead too, same time, double
funeral.
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00:14:30,805 --> 00:14:32,072
What's wrong?
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Wrong?
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00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,743
No, not you, him.
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00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:39,613
Why he smile, when I say son
dead?
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00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:43,417
Look, look, look, look,
he's still smiling.
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He's happy to be doing "Beast
Moon"
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which, let's get down to it
Pish,
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are you ready to cashflow this
thing
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and get into the Huckle Saxton
business?
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00:15:03,437 --> 00:15:05,639
Why I see blood on shirt?
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Did he whammy the lady I saw
last time?
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(BREEN LAUGHING AWKWARDLY)
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"I'm an old lady."
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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No, that is actually fake
blood,
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that we were doing a make up
test.
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Just part of the process, you
know,
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prepping for the film.
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Ah, I special effects make-up?
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- I like that, I like that.
- Exactly.
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I have to be honest with you
Pish,
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Huck is...
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He partied hard last night.
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I mean, he's really happy
to be doing this picture
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00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:53,153
but he's a little out of it at
the moment.
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He is going to be in picture?
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100%.
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00:16:00,494 --> 00:16:03,430
(FINGERS SNAPPING)
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Call the police, I think
he murdered the movie star.
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00:16:13,007 --> 00:16:16,443
I'm sorry, what did you say?
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I said my daughter would
like an autograph from Huckle.
250
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,682
You got a problem?
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00:16:24,719 --> 00:16:27,789
No, no, I'm just happy she's
alive.
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Here's your check.
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Next meeting better be
different.
254
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,307
You gotta do something, you
know,
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you can't have a hit picture
with him looking like that.
256
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:57,284
And if it's not a hit, my friend
will do something for you.
257
00:17:01,756 --> 00:17:02,724
And for fuck's sake,
258
00:17:02,757 --> 00:17:05,927
make a better picture
than "Gods of Pluto,"
259
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:10,965
that's a bunch of (SPEAKS
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE).
260
00:17:15,036 --> 00:17:16,570
Thank you Pish.
261
00:17:22,009 --> 00:17:25,947
Looks like you nailed it
slugger, you got the money!
262
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:28,015
How are you not excited right
now?
263
00:17:28,049 --> 00:17:29,382
Huck's dead.
264
00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:35,589
Sweetie, every career
has its peaks and valleys.
265
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,557
No, he's really dead.
266
00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:43,663
I don't know what happened,
I just went to pick him up
267
00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:46,566
and I didn't (BURPS), backed up,
(BURPS).
268
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,434
Oh my god.
269
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,468
Oh my...
270
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,837
Come on, come on,
let's go to the bathroom.
271
00:17:49,871 --> 00:17:53,273
- Go to the bathroom.
- I'm gonna be sick.
272
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:55,675
(PHONE RINGING)
273
00:17:55,710 --> 00:17:57,644
Who the fuck is this?
274
00:17:59,947 --> 00:18:04,484
Fucking hell, fucking asshole,
no money too probably.
275
00:18:06,053 --> 00:18:07,955
(SIGHING) Fuck.
276
00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:10,725
(PHONE RINGING)
277
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,393
Yeah.
278
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,594
Yeah, got your page.
279
00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:16,363
Chrome here, speak.
280
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,365
Chrome Mangle from Mangle
and Mangle Investigations?
281
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,534
It's just Mangle now, who is
this?
282
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,970
It's me mate, Finny.
283
00:18:23,004 --> 00:18:25,907
Finnegan, don't tell
me I owe you money too.
284
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:30,477
No, old friend, I wanna
hire you for a skip trace.
285
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,379
I don't do that shit anymore,
you know,
286
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,614
since my, since my brother.
287
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:40,654
What if I was to tell you
that I've stumbled across a file
288
00:18:41,122 --> 00:18:42,957
that could lead you to
your brother's killer?
289
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,793
Cut it with the sausage
Finnegan, I ain't biting.
290
00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:48,996
Come on down to the office,
we'll discuss it over a drink,
291
00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:50,198
for old time's sake.
292
00:18:50,231 --> 00:18:52,632
I've had more fun with a
couple of doorknobs, goodbye.
293
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:56,336
So dismount and grease
'em up on my dime.
294
00:18:58,773 --> 00:18:59,907
All right, I'll tell you what,
295
00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:03,677
have a nice fifth waiting
for me and my usual 12 pack.
296
00:19:03,711 --> 00:19:04,511
Of course.
297
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,081
CHROME: And a nice box of
wine.
298
00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:07,949
Yes.
299
00:19:07,982 --> 00:19:09,482
The clear kind.
300
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,684
White?
301
00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:13,120
Yeah, pinot, that's it,
that pinot grego, that's shit.
302
00:19:13,154 --> 00:19:14,822
Oh and Finnegan?
303
00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:16,090
Yes.
304
00:19:16,123 --> 00:19:18,793
I've built up quite a thirst.
305
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,598
(FINNEGAN LAUGHING)
306
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,133
Yes!
307
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:27,835
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
308
00:19:27,869 --> 00:19:31,538
(HAMPTON LAUGHING)
309
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,808
Hey Huckle, what's up brother?
310
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,977
Made the trades again.
311
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:38,145
Well your ass did.
312
00:19:38,179 --> 00:19:41,414
Jeez man, what did you
get into last night?
313
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,885
What are you doing man,
what are you tokin'?
314
00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:45,452
Come on, I know you did
something man,
315
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,755
were you eatin' or cheatin' man?
316
00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:51,726
Were you poppin', droppin',
were you shootin', tootin'?
317
00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:54,427
Smokin, tokin', come on talk to
me Huckle.
318
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,097
Hello, what were you gettin'
into?
319
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:58,933
TCB, THC, LSD, PCP, DMT,
ecstasy?
320
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,538
The?
321
00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:09,844
Holy shit is he dead?
322
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,614
I'm going to jail.
323
00:20:16,117 --> 00:20:17,985
MUFF: No one is going to
jail.
324
00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:19,053
BREEN: What are we gonna do?
325
00:20:19,086 --> 00:20:23,824
Guys, the worst human
being in the world is dead
326
00:20:23,858 --> 00:20:26,227
and we have 10 million dollars.
327
00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:27,328
I'm just a filmmaker
328
00:20:27,361 --> 00:20:30,831
but I'm pretty sure without
the star we're screwed.
329
00:20:30,865 --> 00:20:32,199
So we use a double.
330
00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:33,935
Yeah, I mean we get a
doppelganger.
331
00:20:33,968 --> 00:20:34,634
What?
332
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,771
Hell, Cuba had three Castros.
333
00:20:36,804 --> 00:20:37,872
HAMPTON: Is that true?
334
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,673
Guys, he's married,
335
00:20:39,707 --> 00:20:42,143
I'm pretty sure his
wife will figure it out.
336
00:20:42,176 --> 00:20:44,211
Oh god, this is the second worst
thing
337
00:20:44,245 --> 00:20:46,147
that's ever happened to me.
338
00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:49,984
Breen, it's okay,
we'll think of something.
339
00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:57,490
I think I know somebody
that can help us.
340
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,994
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
341
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,230
Aren't you worried about the
ethical lines
342
00:21:03,264 --> 00:21:04,432
we're crossing here?
343
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:08,601
I'm a producer now Hampton,
I worry about everything.
344
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,569
Well I guess we're talking
345
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,174
full producer credit
for me too now, right?
346
00:21:13,207 --> 00:21:16,711
Co-pro, come on, I am covering
up a murder you know Muff?
347
00:21:16,744 --> 00:21:19,013
Yeah, not very well if
you keep mentioning it.
348
00:21:19,046 --> 00:21:20,948
Just shut up and try to act
normal.
349
00:21:20,982 --> 00:21:24,251
Okay, just let me do the
talking, right?
350
00:21:24,285 --> 00:21:25,119
(CLERK SPITTING)
351
00:21:25,152 --> 00:21:27,021
Stop, stop pushing me.
352
00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:29,957
Hello good sir,
353
00:21:29,991 --> 00:21:32,793
we are here looking for
an employee of yours,
354
00:21:32,827 --> 00:21:35,495
dark eyes, dark hair, ponytail?
355
00:21:38,199 --> 00:21:41,068
(CLERK BELCHES)
356
00:21:41,102 --> 00:21:43,771
Gotcha, well he had Lunchables.
357
00:21:45,106 --> 00:21:48,109
If he was here and he did work
here,
358
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,544
maybe he's in the back?
359
00:21:52,279 --> 00:21:54,081
(CLERK BELCHES)
360
00:21:54,115 --> 00:21:58,986
Affirmative, let's go look
for him, that way please.
361
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,021
Not bad.
362
00:22:05,092 --> 00:22:08,863
Oh hey, (GROANS), he slimed
me.
363
00:22:08,896 --> 00:22:11,032
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
364
00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:17,204
Wait, can you take off your
glasses and that hood thing?
365
00:22:18,906 --> 00:22:19,907
Sure.
366
00:22:21,142 --> 00:22:23,878
(MAGICAL MUSIC)
367
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:30,650
Holy shit.
368
00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:33,620
What?
369
00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:34,587
How would you like to be a
rich
370
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,991
and famous actor for
the rest of your life?
371
00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:38,259
What do I have to do?
372
00:22:38,292 --> 00:22:40,127
(BOTH GROAN)
373
00:22:40,161 --> 00:22:41,896
Ready to be a movie star?
374
00:22:41,929 --> 00:22:43,764
Am I gonna be in an actual
movie?
375
00:22:43,798 --> 00:22:47,802
Yes but not you, okay,
let's get you up, okay.
376
00:22:49,837 --> 00:22:50,838
Okay, okay.
377
00:22:52,073 --> 00:22:53,174
You're going to be playing
378
00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:56,877
the role of the famous
Hollywood actor Huckle Saxton.
379
00:22:56,911 --> 00:22:59,146
Huckle Sax, Huckle Saxton?
380
00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:01,382
I love Huckle, I saw "Gods of
Pluto"
381
00:23:01,415 --> 00:23:02,817
in the theater eight times.
382
00:23:02,850 --> 00:23:03,918
Oh perfect.
383
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,121
Is Muff here?
384
00:23:07,822 --> 00:23:11,192
No, what's the emergency
darling?
385
00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:13,961
That's kinda a long story
but I need a little favor.
386
00:23:13,994 --> 00:23:15,662
ZELDA: Of course you do.
387
00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,998
BREEN: Hey, thank god.
388
00:23:18,032 --> 00:23:19,400
Hi, I'm...
389
00:23:19,433 --> 00:23:23,370
Huckle Saxton, we know
who you are knucklehead.
390
00:23:23,404 --> 00:23:25,339
Mighty Huckle Saxton.
391
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,909
Sugarplum, can I steal you for
a sec?
392
00:23:28,943 --> 00:23:30,010
Sure, sure.
393
00:23:33,314 --> 00:23:36,050
Breen Nash, I know two things.
394
00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:43,991
How to get dicks hard and
that boy is not Huckle.
395
00:23:44,024 --> 00:23:45,159
What are you up to?
396
00:23:45,192 --> 00:23:46,994
Huckle is in rehab.
397
00:23:48,896 --> 00:23:50,731
Oh bless his heart.
398
00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:51,932
Is he shootin' again?
399
00:23:51,966 --> 00:23:56,437
No, no, but I'm about to
lose financing for "Beast Moon"
400
00:23:56,470 --> 00:24:00,274
and if I don't start shooting,
like now,
401
00:24:00,307 --> 00:24:02,042
then it's a problem.
402
00:24:03,077 --> 00:24:06,714
I need that guy to look like
Huckle for a couple of weeks,
403
00:24:06,747 --> 00:24:07,715
can you do that for me?
404
00:24:07,748 --> 00:24:09,416
You shoulda just told me.
405
00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:12,920
Eyes yes, hair yes, skin yes,
scars, no.
406
00:24:15,055 --> 00:24:17,224
There's always surgery.
407
00:24:17,258 --> 00:24:18,792
MICHAEL: I'm not having
surgery!
408
00:24:18,826 --> 00:24:21,295
Not you baby, you're perfect.
409
00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:26,400
He's disfigured, I can't
possibly cover those scars
410
00:24:26,433 --> 00:24:27,635
for the camera.
411
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,770
Don't you have some kind of
a magic make-up to cover it
412
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,006
or know somebody that does?
413
00:24:34,775 --> 00:24:36,377
I may know someone.
414
00:24:37,244 --> 00:24:40,447
I met him through Trammel
Steadfast.
415
00:24:40,481 --> 00:24:43,817
Wait a minute, isn't that
that psycho make-up artist
416
00:24:43,851 --> 00:24:48,389
that attacked his crew
and jumped off a bridge?
417
00:24:48,422 --> 00:24:52,359
If I make this call,
there's no turning back.
418
00:24:58,432 --> 00:24:59,967
Make that call.
419
00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:09,777
Baby, listen sweetie.
420
00:25:11,512 --> 00:25:15,249
Remember that friend of yours
with that special lotion?
421
00:25:15,282 --> 00:25:17,885
(TENSE MUSIC)
422
00:25:36,103 --> 00:25:37,438
Sorry I'm late.
423
00:25:41,909 --> 00:25:43,777
You were instructed to come
alone.
424
00:25:43,811 --> 00:25:44,945
What, I did.
425
00:25:46,513 --> 00:25:48,882
Then who's that?
426
00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:52,253
Beez, I told you to stay down.
427
00:25:52,286 --> 00:25:54,455
Sorry that's Mr. Beez, he's
cool.
428
00:25:54,488 --> 00:25:57,524
I mean he's not gonna talk
to the cops or anything.
429
00:25:57,558 --> 00:26:00,094
Why I just brought the police
into this mess is beyond me
430
00:26:00,127 --> 00:26:04,064
because there's nothing
illegal happening here.
431
00:26:05,299 --> 00:26:07,268
I didn't bring any cash, you
know,
432
00:26:07,301 --> 00:26:08,135
I didn't know how much it would
be
433
00:26:08,168 --> 00:26:09,270
but I do have a company check
so...
434
00:26:09,303 --> 00:26:14,375
The price would not be
measured by gold but by blood.
435
00:26:15,242 --> 00:26:16,076
(BEEZ BARKING)
436
00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:17,778
Beez, cut it out.
437
00:26:20,281 --> 00:26:21,815
I'm sorry, blood?
438
00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:28,188
If I were to rip your heart
out of your chest, right now,
439
00:26:30,424 --> 00:26:32,026
what would I find?
440
00:26:33,027 --> 00:26:36,063
You know, I've never been
great with the hypothetical.
441
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:37,298
Good or evil?
442
00:26:42,403 --> 00:26:44,938
I'm gonna pick good.
443
00:26:44,972 --> 00:26:46,874
I mean I'm kind to animals,
right?
444
00:26:46,907 --> 00:26:48,375
And I never litter.
445
00:26:49,143 --> 00:26:53,814
You are what you are and
will become what you are,
446
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:57,918
no matter what you think you
are.
447
00:27:00,054 --> 00:27:02,389
I'm sorry, did I miss
something here?
448
00:27:02,423 --> 00:27:06,226
What you seek is right
there on the ground.
449
00:27:11,365 --> 00:27:12,366
Wow.
450
00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:18,205
The extract can be used at any
time
451
00:27:18,238 --> 00:27:22,309
but will not work fully
until the witching hour.
452
00:27:22,343 --> 00:27:25,479
(BELLS TOLLING)
453
00:27:25,512 --> 00:27:28,248
And when you say witching hour
you mean?
454
00:27:28,282 --> 00:27:29,450
Midnight.
455
00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:30,451
Copy that.
456
00:27:34,288 --> 00:27:35,989
What is inside will be
outside,
457
00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:39,026
what is underneath will be
revealed.
458
00:27:41,228 --> 00:27:43,430
Now go, you've been warned.
459
00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:46,200
(BEEZ BARKING)
460
00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:47,968
No I'm sorry, I...
461
00:27:56,977 --> 00:27:58,612
Did you see that guy?
462
00:27:58,645 --> 00:28:00,981
I mean the whole ensemble?
463
00:28:01,716 --> 00:28:05,652
The hair, oh, guys like
that, they make me feel
464
00:28:07,287 --> 00:28:09,656
like I just need to be
more assertive, right?
465
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:10,958
(BEEZ WHIMPERING)
466
00:28:10,991 --> 00:28:12,393
What, don't laugh.
467
00:28:16,697 --> 00:28:20,634
I'm just saying, we could
be in over our heads.
468
00:28:23,337 --> 00:28:27,074
I love you Beez (LAUGHING).
469
00:28:36,483 --> 00:28:41,121
I gave him enough Xanax to
knock out the real Huckle.
470
00:28:43,157 --> 00:28:44,958
Is that stuff safe?
471
00:28:48,529 --> 00:28:50,464
Completely safe, hon.
472
00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:56,336
You just sit back and relax,
you won't feel a thing.
473
00:29:00,742 --> 00:29:03,510
(EXCITING MUSIC)
474
00:29:41,381 --> 00:29:43,383
EZEQUIEL: What is
inside will be outside,
475
00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:47,120
what is underneath will be
revealed.
476
00:29:47,154 --> 00:29:49,022
Don't use the cream.
477
00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:58,565
Hey champ, how was the nap?
478
00:29:58,599 --> 00:30:00,701
Wow you really passed out for a
bit there.
479
00:30:00,735 --> 00:30:03,537
Now I can call you Huckle
(LAUGHING).
480
00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:06,206
Some of my scars are still
here.
481
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,207
Don't worry about that, I
mean,
482
00:30:07,241 --> 00:30:10,210
it's not even supposed
to work until midnight.
483
00:30:10,244 --> 00:30:13,680
I don't know Breen, what
if I'm not good at this.
484
00:30:13,715 --> 00:30:16,083
What are you talking about?
Nobody is gonna notice.
485
00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:18,051
Okay, and just get through
that first meeting with Scram
486
00:30:18,085 --> 00:30:19,386
and we can buy a little time
487
00:30:19,419 --> 00:30:22,356
and start working on Flex, your
wife.
488
00:30:22,389 --> 00:30:23,524
Wife?
489
00:30:23,557 --> 00:30:24,658
Yeah.
490
00:30:24,691 --> 00:30:27,394
What if she wants me to, you
know?
491
00:30:27,427 --> 00:30:28,529
(DOOR BANGING)
492
00:30:28,562 --> 00:30:29,831
DUSTIN: Breen, you fuck, it's
D!
493
00:30:29,864 --> 00:30:31,465
Oh, Dustin, god.
494
00:30:32,599 --> 00:30:35,703
He's probably here to beg me
for a role on "Beast Moon."
495
00:30:35,737 --> 00:30:37,504
Fuck you, open the fucking
door.
496
00:30:37,538 --> 00:30:39,640
Dustin Foxxx the movie star?
497
00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:41,743
"Vampire Knights?"
498
00:30:41,776 --> 00:30:44,511
By Lancelot's light, I thy
vampire knight.
499
00:30:44,545 --> 00:30:47,114
What are you doin', don't
do that. He hates you.
500
00:30:47,147 --> 00:30:48,048
Why?
501
00:30:48,081 --> 00:30:51,218
Because you slept with his
wife twice.
502
00:30:51,251 --> 00:30:53,287
Now sit down and don't say a
word, okay?
503
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,254
(DOOR THUMPING)
504
00:30:54,288 --> 00:30:56,456
DUSTIN: Open this fucking
door Breen.
505
00:30:56,490 --> 00:30:58,258
Hey buddy.
506
00:30:58,292 --> 00:31:00,862
I want a role in "Beast Moon"
Breen.
507
00:31:00,895 --> 00:31:02,797
We can talk about this at the
office.
508
00:31:02,830 --> 00:31:05,532
Bullshit, I know you're
greenlit.
509
00:31:05,566 --> 00:31:07,367
Yeah, I thought I smelled you
Fuckle.
510
00:31:07,401 --> 00:31:10,337
You know what, I want supporting
Breen.
511
00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:11,505
And none of that scale shit!
512
00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:16,143
Oh no, you're top of the
list buddy, top of the list!
513
00:31:16,176 --> 00:31:19,212
Oh my god, he believed
it, I'm him, I'm Huckle.
514
00:31:19,246 --> 00:31:21,281
No you're not and I said shut
up, okay,
515
00:31:21,315 --> 00:31:22,583
so that means shut up.
516
00:31:22,616 --> 00:31:25,419
You put me in that fucking
movie Breen!
517
00:31:25,452 --> 00:31:28,522
I'm gonna call your agent D.
518
00:31:28,555 --> 00:31:30,490
Oh god I hate his agent.
519
00:31:30,524 --> 00:31:32,659
DUSTIN: Suckle Fagston.
520
00:31:36,630 --> 00:31:40,233
Hey buddy, kinda just have one
bathroom.
521
00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:44,137
No, what the fuck is this?
522
00:31:44,171 --> 00:31:46,573
(TENSE MUSIC)
523
00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:05,592
So I need to be wrapping this
up.
524
00:32:05,626 --> 00:32:06,693
You thought I was a monster on
set
525
00:32:06,728 --> 00:32:08,362
when we shot "Gods of Pluto."
526
00:32:08,395 --> 00:32:09,496
Watch what happens
527
00:32:09,529 --> 00:32:12,499
if you don't get me something
good in "Beast Moon."
528
00:32:12,532 --> 00:32:14,802
I don't even care that "Gods
of Pluto" sucked so much,
529
00:32:14,836 --> 00:32:15,937
you know why?
530
00:32:15,970 --> 00:32:18,706
'Cause I believe there are
different spaces and times
531
00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:20,607
and universes out there,
532
00:32:20,641 --> 00:32:23,945
that are the exact opposite of
our own.
533
00:32:23,978 --> 00:32:26,546
So somewhere, somewhere out
there,
534
00:32:26,580 --> 00:32:28,916
"Gods of Pluto" is the
biggest hit of all time
535
00:32:28,950 --> 00:32:32,419
and I am the biggest star in
that world.
536
00:32:37,892 --> 00:32:42,830
You sleep with my wife again,
I'll fucking stab you Huckle.
537
00:32:49,403 --> 00:32:50,604
Did he leave?
538
00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:55,442
Thank god, I hate actors.
539
00:32:58,245 --> 00:33:00,647
(TENSE MUSIC)
540
00:33:03,785 --> 00:33:05,585
Goddammit, oh shit.
541
00:33:09,623 --> 00:33:12,492
(DUSTIN GROANING)
542
00:33:19,466 --> 00:33:22,402
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
543
00:33:24,772 --> 00:33:28,810
Man I miss the old days when
pot used to be illegal man.
544
00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:30,510
Especially when I needed some
weed,
545
00:33:30,544 --> 00:33:32,312
I used to down to the park
546
00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:35,983
and just bust some kids
and take their shit.
547
00:33:36,017 --> 00:33:37,651
Hey, I think I heard
something.
548
00:33:37,684 --> 00:33:40,021
They always used to
complain and shit about it...
549
00:33:40,054 --> 00:33:41,588
Burt, hey Burt!
550
00:33:44,324 --> 00:33:45,325
Burt!
551
00:33:45,358 --> 00:33:46,127
What?
552
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:46,828
Man come on, I just got
demoted,
553
00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:48,896
I ain't trying to do a desk job.
554
00:33:48,930 --> 00:33:50,732
I think I heard a noise.
555
00:33:50,765 --> 00:33:54,301
Well congratulations
Reynolds, how 'bout this?
556
00:33:54,334 --> 00:33:57,437
(BURT FARTS)
557
00:33:57,471 --> 00:34:00,607
Oh come on dude, I'm tryna eat
here.
558
00:34:04,344 --> 00:34:07,915
Sweetie wait, I didn't
know she was gonna be there.
559
00:34:07,949 --> 00:34:10,383
It's a party in the hills,
she's at most of them.
560
00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:11,518
Fuck you Doug.
561
00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:14,354
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
562
00:34:15,322 --> 00:34:17,390
Hey, hey, stop, I swear
563
00:34:18,092 --> 00:34:19,626
I had no idea Jasmin was gonna
be here.
564
00:34:19,659 --> 00:34:21,963
You're such a lying piece of
shit.
565
00:34:21,996 --> 00:34:23,663
You're a bad lay, you're a bad
liar
566
00:34:23,697 --> 00:34:25,699
and I saw you giving her the
fuck me eyes.
567
00:34:25,733 --> 00:34:27,300
Stay away from me.
568
00:34:27,334 --> 00:34:28,668
Just be logical.
569
00:34:28,703 --> 00:34:31,638
(MONSTER GROWLING)
570
00:34:32,672 --> 00:34:34,709
What the fuck was that?
571
00:34:35,609 --> 00:34:40,313
I think we should just
get back to the house.
572
00:34:40,347 --> 00:34:42,349
Where the fuck is the house?
573
00:34:42,382 --> 00:34:43,918
I don't know.
574
00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:45,787
(LYDIA SCREAMING)
575
00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:48,622
(DOUG SCREAMING)
576
00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:52,827
(LYDIA SCREAMING)
577
00:34:57,732 --> 00:34:58,733
Oh my god!
578
00:35:01,903 --> 00:35:04,638
(FLESH TEARING)
579
00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:21,621
Oh fuck.
580
00:35:23,825 --> 00:35:25,893
I gotta stop doing drugs.
581
00:35:29,997 --> 00:35:34,969
(DUSTIN GASPING)
(KNIFE SQUELCHING)
582
00:35:40,007 --> 00:35:42,977
Hey Muff, what's the
name of that publicist,
583
00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:44,779
Ronnie, Ronnie, Remy?
584
00:35:46,580 --> 00:35:48,682
Renny, Renny, Renny Black.
585
00:35:48,716 --> 00:35:51,518
Yes, yes, I need that guy's
number.
586
00:35:51,551 --> 00:35:53,587
And I also need you and Hampton
587
00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:54,454
to meet me down at Zelda's
salon.
588
00:35:54,487 --> 00:35:55,289
So what now?
589
00:35:55,323 --> 00:35:56,824
We're gonna tap into your bad
boy.
590
00:35:56,858 --> 00:35:58,692
I thought you said you
wanted me to be a good guy?
591
00:35:58,726 --> 00:36:00,527
I'll explain it in the car.
592
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,561
No not you.
593
00:36:02,263 --> 00:36:04,866
Can you just, no I need Zelda.
594
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:10,004
Yes, okay, let's just start at
the salon.
595
00:36:10,037 --> 00:36:12,707
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
596
00:36:21,514 --> 00:36:24,618
(MICHAEL GASPS)
597
00:36:24,651 --> 00:36:26,453
MUFF: You're going to
need to look like him,
598
00:36:26,486 --> 00:36:27,889
talk like him, walk like him
599
00:36:27,922 --> 00:36:31,458
and treat others exactly the way
he does.
600
00:36:54,849 --> 00:36:56,851
Okay, okay, you ready?
601
00:36:59,686 --> 00:37:00,687
Yeah.
602
00:37:03,124 --> 00:37:05,458
No, it's a lot of pressure
603
00:37:06,761 --> 00:37:08,129
to be in entirely different
person
604
00:37:08,162 --> 00:37:10,197
and a good actor in just four
days.
605
00:37:10,231 --> 00:37:13,000
Yeah but a good actor
could do both right?
606
00:37:13,034 --> 00:37:15,970
So be a good actor, you got
this.
607
00:37:16,003 --> 00:37:17,872
Besides, she's gonna
yell and scream at you
608
00:37:17,905 --> 00:37:20,074
and lock herself up in the room
anyway so,
609
00:37:20,107 --> 00:37:21,142
play dumb 'til that happens.
610
00:37:21,175 --> 00:37:22,009
Okay.
611
00:37:22,043 --> 00:37:24,577
Okay you got this.
612
00:37:24,611 --> 00:37:26,914
If you need anything, do not
call me.
613
00:37:26,948 --> 00:37:29,884
(TIRES SCREECHING)
614
00:37:31,218 --> 00:37:32,253
Okay thanks Breen.
615
00:37:32,286 --> 00:37:34,956
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
616
00:37:49,837 --> 00:37:51,172
This is my house.
617
00:38:00,014 --> 00:38:01,015
Hello?
618
00:38:08,621 --> 00:38:11,759
Where the fuck have you been
Huckle?
619
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,662
With Breen, training for
"Beast Moon."
620
00:38:15,695 --> 00:38:17,264
Great, thanks for calling
asshole.
621
00:38:17,298 --> 00:38:18,833
How was your night Flex?
622
00:38:18,866 --> 00:38:20,167
I puked up blood while our maid
623
00:38:20,201 --> 00:38:22,236
called me a (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN
LANGUAGE).
624
00:38:22,269 --> 00:38:26,307
And I know that means something
derogatory so she quit.
625
00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:28,275
Or maybe I fired her.
626
00:38:28,309 --> 00:38:31,078
Haven't showered in a couple
days, wanna smell my pits?
627
00:38:31,112 --> 00:38:33,848
No, why would I wanna do that?
628
00:38:34,581 --> 00:38:38,886
You don't want stinky pits,
are you sick or something?
629
00:38:38,919 --> 00:38:42,589
No, I just, I just wanna tell
you
630
00:38:42,622 --> 00:38:44,691
to get ready for a change.
631
00:38:44,725 --> 00:38:48,561
The new me is gonna be
different than the old me.
632
00:38:48,595 --> 00:38:51,732
Holy shit, your eyes are
clear,
633
00:38:51,766 --> 00:38:53,901
are you getting fucking sober on
me?
634
00:38:53,934 --> 00:38:56,237
You said we were never getting
sober unless I got knocked up
635
00:38:56,270 --> 00:38:58,039
and there's no fucking way
636
00:38:58,072 --> 00:39:00,341
I am letting you destroy this
body.
637
00:39:00,374 --> 00:39:03,177
Can I have $5,000 for Rodeo
Drive today?
638
00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:05,880
I don't have $5,000.
639
00:39:05,913 --> 00:39:07,680
I mean on me.
640
00:39:07,715 --> 00:39:10,650
Fine, keep your precious
money.
641
00:39:10,683 --> 00:39:11,519
You'll see what happens
642
00:39:11,551 --> 00:39:14,255
when my moon-tan lotion starts
selling.
643
00:39:14,288 --> 00:39:15,823
I hate you again.
644
00:39:17,758 --> 00:39:20,828
I'm sorry, can you forgive me
Flex?
645
00:39:23,831 --> 00:39:25,299
What did you say?
646
00:39:28,102 --> 00:39:29,103
I'm sorry?
647
00:39:31,172 --> 00:39:33,107
Say it again.
648
00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:35,608
I'm sorry for being a jerk.
649
00:39:35,642 --> 00:39:37,111
You deserve better.
650
00:39:40,815 --> 00:39:43,184
We are driving up the
coast tonight for dins,
651
00:39:43,217 --> 00:39:48,122
then you're going down on me
for dessert, front and back.
652
00:39:48,155 --> 00:39:50,091
Maybe I'll order beans.
653
00:39:53,761 --> 00:39:54,728
Huh?
654
00:39:54,762 --> 00:39:57,231
(ZIP GRINDING)
655
00:39:58,365 --> 00:39:59,366
Oh.
656
00:40:09,009 --> 00:40:11,245
I have to speak for
this studio here Huck,
657
00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:13,047
we don't need any bad PR.
658
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,149
It was sexy in the beginning,
659
00:40:15,182 --> 00:40:16,984
return of the Hollywood bad boy
660
00:40:17,017 --> 00:40:19,320
but now it's just a distraction.
661
00:40:19,353 --> 00:40:22,756
Yeah, you feel this don't you
geezer?
662
00:40:23,424 --> 00:40:27,428
Ma'am, Scram, I'm a
totally different person.
663
00:40:27,461 --> 00:40:29,230
If you can bet on me on BM,
664
00:40:29,263 --> 00:40:34,201
we can shoot two and three back
to back for half the racks.
665
00:40:40,107 --> 00:40:43,277
We'll fast track "Beast Moon"
for a fall release, Scram?
666
00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:45,880
Well we'll have to dump "Dance
Blade 4,"
667
00:40:45,913 --> 00:40:47,214
push the "Vampire Knights"
revamp
668
00:40:47,248 --> 00:40:50,050
for February, that'll work.
669
00:40:50,084 --> 00:40:51,919
Is that good for you Breen?
670
00:40:51,952 --> 00:40:54,155
Yes, that's great for me.
671
00:40:55,723 --> 00:40:57,458
Huckle we need a moment with
Breen.
672
00:40:57,491 --> 00:41:00,027
Oh, thank you ma'am, Scram.
673
00:41:02,463 --> 00:41:03,297
I'll be outside.
674
00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:05,199
I'll be right there.
675
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,236
You see, brand new Huck, right?
676
00:41:09,270 --> 00:41:12,006
Breen, you're a moron.
677
00:41:12,039 --> 00:41:12,706
I am?
678
00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:14,408
You got his head too straight.
679
00:41:14,441 --> 00:41:15,109
I do?
680
00:41:15,142 --> 00:41:16,911
We don't want him thanking us.
681
00:41:16,944 --> 00:41:18,078
Calling me sir?
682
00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:20,414
Jeez, Ali had security standing
by
683
00:41:20,447 --> 00:41:22,316
thinkin' he might trash the
place.
684
00:41:22,349 --> 00:41:23,517
That's why he's bankable.
685
00:41:23,551 --> 00:41:28,322
We want him on time, sober,
clean, focused on the film
686
00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:32,493
but let's keep him interesting
and entertaining, you idiot.
687
00:41:32,526 --> 00:41:33,460
I got this.
688
00:41:33,494 --> 00:41:35,996
I realize you're completely
incompetent.
689
00:41:36,030 --> 00:41:37,932
But you can handle it, can't you
Breen?
690
00:41:37,965 --> 00:41:40,434
Of course I can, I mean
it's...
691
00:41:40,467 --> 00:41:43,404
Don't fuck this up Breen.
692
00:41:43,437 --> 00:41:46,240
(ELEVATOR MUSIC)
693
00:41:49,109 --> 00:41:53,113
I just love a good white
Wonder Bread sandwich
694
00:41:53,914 --> 00:41:58,252
with some thick white
meat completely covered
695
00:41:58,285 --> 00:42:01,121
in some hot sticky white mess.
696
00:42:01,155 --> 00:42:03,157
(BREEN HEAVES)
697
00:42:03,190 --> 00:42:05,226
That sounds delicious.
698
00:42:05,259 --> 00:42:08,128
You a sandwich guy Breen?
699
00:42:08,162 --> 00:42:11,732
I don't think she's talking
about lunch.
700
00:42:16,437 --> 00:42:18,239
Ice 'em down Finny.
701
00:42:19,173 --> 00:42:20,241
Ice 'em down.
702
00:42:22,476 --> 00:42:26,280
Will the real fucking
Huckle please stand up?
703
00:42:28,849 --> 00:42:30,050
What a jag off.
704
00:42:35,022 --> 00:42:37,191
So he just stood there?
705
00:42:37,224 --> 00:42:40,828
Then he took her to
dinner, no drugs, no booze,
706
00:42:40,861 --> 00:42:43,831
lotta beans, he's gonna
be shitting for a week.
707
00:42:43,864 --> 00:42:46,100
Good, he knew you were
watching.
708
00:42:46,133 --> 00:42:50,537
Nobody ever sees me
watchin' ever, you got it?
709
00:42:50,571 --> 00:42:53,507
Oh for god's sake Chrome,
I'm on your side, let go.
710
00:42:53,540 --> 00:42:57,578
I want that fuckin' file you
fat Ironside fuckin' cripple.
711
00:42:57,611 --> 00:42:59,546
And you will have it.
712
00:43:00,514 --> 00:43:02,416
As soon as you get me proof
713
00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:05,286
that Huckle is doing something
illegal.
714
00:43:05,319 --> 00:43:07,888
I need the ability to destroy
him
715
00:43:07,921 --> 00:43:10,190
in order to get you your file.
716
00:43:10,224 --> 00:43:12,126
You pass arithmetic?
717
00:43:12,159 --> 00:43:14,895
Take a look, see the ink
on his right ass cheek?
718
00:43:14,928 --> 00:43:16,964
That's a bullseye tattoo, right?
719
00:43:16,997 --> 00:43:17,998
All right.
720
00:43:20,234 --> 00:43:22,836
Why is this one clean as a
baby's ass?
721
00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:25,072
Where's the fuckin' tattoo?
722
00:43:26,140 --> 00:43:27,274
What are you suggesting?
723
00:43:27,308 --> 00:43:31,378
I'm suggesting that this
ass don't belong to Huckle.
724
00:43:31,412 --> 00:43:33,414
Not the real one anyway.
725
00:43:34,214 --> 00:43:36,550
These guys, they're always using
doubles
726
00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:38,519
in the movie pictures, right?
727
00:43:38,552 --> 00:43:39,754
Why would he replace himself?
728
00:43:39,788 --> 00:43:44,325
Because the fucking barracudas
that run the movie studios,
729
00:43:44,358 --> 00:43:46,093
they create these actors right?
730
00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:48,429
Who better to replace them?
731
00:43:48,462 --> 00:43:51,332
You think Wooly Workingstiff's
got any idea what,
732
00:43:51,365 --> 00:43:52,566
like, fucking time of day it is?
733
00:43:52,599 --> 00:43:54,068
You think he's gonna know the
difference
734
00:43:54,101 --> 00:43:56,603
between a real actor and a
fugazi?
735
00:43:56,637 --> 00:43:59,039
Oh my god, you are right.
736
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:04,211
Which begs the hundred
billion dollar question.
737
00:44:04,244 --> 00:44:07,514
BOTH: Where's the real Huckle
Saxton?
738
00:44:10,351 --> 00:44:12,986
(HUCKLE GASPING)
739
00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:15,622
(MYSTICAL MUSIC)
740
00:44:30,971 --> 00:44:31,972
Hello?
741
00:44:37,044 --> 00:44:38,045
Hello?
742
00:44:41,415 --> 00:44:44,151
I gotta stop doing so much blow.
743
00:44:48,555 --> 00:44:50,023
And drink water.
744
00:44:58,098 --> 00:44:59,166
Brown Bomber?
745
00:45:07,408 --> 00:45:08,542
What the fuck?
746
00:45:10,444 --> 00:45:12,379
Help, somebody help me!
747
00:45:16,683 --> 00:45:19,086
Fuck my legs, I can't move.
748
00:45:21,321 --> 00:45:23,457
I'm Huckle fucking Saxton.
749
00:45:24,491 --> 00:45:27,428
Somebody call my manager,
fuckers!
750
00:45:32,232 --> 00:45:35,536
You can't keep doing this
Huckle.
751
00:45:35,569 --> 00:45:37,070
I can't support charities?
752
00:45:37,104 --> 00:45:39,273
Not dressed respectably.
753
00:45:39,306 --> 00:45:41,709
Give him some space chalk
stick.
754
00:45:41,743 --> 00:45:44,746
Out of nowhere, you're
so big yet so stealthy.
755
00:45:44,779 --> 00:45:46,714
You heard her, give me some
space.
756
00:45:46,748 --> 00:45:49,082
I'm trying to manage you.
757
00:45:49,116 --> 00:45:51,351
I was doing just fine until I
met you.
758
00:45:51,385 --> 00:45:52,686
WOMEN: Ooh!
759
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:53,822
Shut up idiot.
760
00:45:53,855 --> 00:45:55,589
- You see that's better.
- All right, you can get out,
761
00:45:55,622 --> 00:45:59,293
get out, get out, shut
the door behind you.
762
00:46:00,795 --> 00:46:04,698
Maybe I'll make Nectarine my new
manager.
763
00:46:04,732 --> 00:46:06,734
Eat a nectarine, Breen.
764
00:46:06,768 --> 00:46:10,003
(BREEN HEAVES)
765
00:46:10,037 --> 00:46:12,372
I'm so disappointed in you.
766
00:46:14,141 --> 00:46:15,676
I'm off to Crafty.
767
00:46:22,449 --> 00:46:25,085
You need anything puddin' pop?
768
00:46:25,118 --> 00:46:28,055
Okay, so you when I'm back.
769
00:46:28,088 --> 00:46:30,491
(TENSE MUSIC)
770
00:46:37,765 --> 00:46:40,033
What's happening to me?
771
00:47:04,157 --> 00:47:05,158
Invincible.
772
00:47:14,167 --> 00:47:16,637
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
773
00:47:40,527 --> 00:47:42,462
You know, all things
considered,
774
00:47:42,496 --> 00:47:44,832
things are going pretty well.
775
00:47:49,336 --> 00:47:51,471
Maybe a little too well.
776
00:47:57,544 --> 00:47:59,546
Huckle you've got an
interview...
777
00:47:59,580 --> 00:48:00,614
So?
778
00:48:00,647 --> 00:48:03,617
Okay, okay, okay, listen
up everybody, all right,
779
00:48:03,650 --> 00:48:06,553
don't forget I've got free
drinks on me tonight at The Cove.
780
00:48:06,587 --> 00:48:09,757
How about free drinks
on Breen right now?
781
00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:13,393
(EVERYONE LAUGHING)
782
00:48:13,427 --> 00:48:14,561
All right, that's funny,
783
00:48:14,595 --> 00:48:16,196
we've got our yayas out right
there,
784
00:48:16,229 --> 00:48:17,664
how 'bout we get back to work?
785
00:48:17,698 --> 00:48:19,266
I'm gonna go change my shirt.
786
00:48:19,299 --> 00:48:20,434
Woo!
787
00:48:20,467 --> 00:48:21,903
(EVERYONE LAUGHING)
788
00:48:21,936 --> 00:48:24,806
Everyone take one, I'll be
back.
789
00:48:34,181 --> 00:48:36,784
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
790
00:48:36,818 --> 00:48:39,419
(TENSE MUSIC)
791
00:48:42,289 --> 00:48:43,423
Who's there?
792
00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:02,275
Am I in hell?
793
00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:15,689
Listen geniuses, this is the
last time
794
00:49:15,723 --> 00:49:18,191
I'm wearing this thing so,
try not to fuck my shit up
795
00:49:18,225 --> 00:49:19,593
when you apply the mask this
time?
796
00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:21,328
We're really sorry about the
rash,
797
00:49:21,361 --> 00:49:22,930
the application will be just
fine.
798
00:49:22,964 --> 00:49:26,366
You think, well then fuck you
two.
799
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,235
Y'all seen my phone?
800
00:49:28,268 --> 00:49:29,236
I already checked my...
801
00:49:29,269 --> 00:49:33,340
Wait a minute, that
was my first suggestion.
802
00:49:33,373 --> 00:49:35,509
Oh, there it is, got it.
803
00:49:40,815 --> 00:49:43,951
You could learn a lot from
that girl.
804
00:49:43,985 --> 00:49:45,452
She's all class.
805
00:49:47,421 --> 00:49:48,488
(DOOR KNOCKING)
806
00:49:48,522 --> 00:49:49,656
BORIS: This occupied.
807
00:49:49,690 --> 00:49:50,691
It's me.
808
00:49:54,394 --> 00:49:56,898
Look, he's not doing drugs
but he's doing something.
809
00:49:56,931 --> 00:49:58,733
It is all on that camera.
810
00:49:58,766 --> 00:50:01,936
So after this tell
Finnegan, I'm done, I'm out.
811
00:50:01,969 --> 00:50:03,905
Would you like nacho?
812
00:50:05,639 --> 00:50:08,241
(TENSE MUSIC)
813
00:50:21,789 --> 00:50:22,990
How're you feeling Huckle?
814
00:50:23,024 --> 00:50:25,358
You know that masks' great
but it's kind of firm on your...
815
00:50:25,392 --> 00:50:26,027
(VOMIT SPLASHING)
816
00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:27,028
(WOMEN SCREAMING)
817
00:50:27,061 --> 00:50:29,663
(TENSE MUSIC)
818
00:50:31,698 --> 00:50:33,366
Get away from me!
819
00:50:34,869 --> 00:50:36,738
I will kill you.
820
00:50:36,771 --> 00:50:39,639
(KARLA SCREAMING)
821
00:50:44,779 --> 00:50:47,749
Huckle, don't kill me, I love
you!
822
00:50:49,984 --> 00:50:52,787
(NECK CRUNCHING)
823
00:50:57,691 --> 00:51:00,627
(MICHEAL GROWLING)
824
00:51:28,723 --> 00:51:29,957
Wow.
825
00:51:29,991 --> 00:51:30,825
(SOMETHING CRUNCHING)
826
00:51:30,858 --> 00:51:32,526
This looks amazing.
827
00:51:34,862 --> 00:51:38,465
I mean, it's a complete waste of
materials
828
00:51:38,498 --> 00:51:40,433
but this looks awesome.
829
00:51:44,872 --> 00:51:47,809
MICHAEL: It isn't make-up
Breen.
830
00:51:49,576 --> 00:51:51,712
They said it would come off
if I yank it from the bottom
831
00:51:51,746 --> 00:51:53,881
but it just pulls my skin.
832
00:51:55,917 --> 00:51:57,785
Scars came back Breen.
833
00:51:59,854 --> 00:52:02,622
So I put on the cream
and it struck midnight
834
00:52:02,656 --> 00:52:03,858
and now I can't take it off!
835
00:52:03,891 --> 00:52:08,395
Wait, wait, just calm down,
take a breath, all right?
836
00:52:08,428 --> 00:52:10,865
(MICHAEL LAUGHING)
837
00:52:10,898 --> 00:52:12,033
MICHAEL: You think
the Hollywood lifestyle's
838
00:52:12,066 --> 00:52:13,234
getting to me?
839
00:52:13,267 --> 00:52:15,870
Think your grooming process
maybe went a little too far?
840
00:52:15,903 --> 00:52:17,571
It's just make-up
okay, we can get it off,
841
00:52:17,604 --> 00:52:21,441
we'll take it off, just take it
easy.
842
00:52:21,474 --> 00:52:24,745
MICHAEL: It isn't just
make-up Breen.
843
00:52:27,447 --> 00:52:28,448
Okay.
844
00:52:30,617 --> 00:52:32,586
MICHAEL: I can feel it.
845
00:52:32,619 --> 00:52:34,021
Okay.
846
00:52:34,055 --> 00:52:36,590
MICHAEL: I didn't want to.
847
00:52:37,725 --> 00:52:42,096
I told them to get away
but then I had to eat them.
848
00:52:44,664 --> 00:52:47,869
And now I'm going to eat you too
Breen.
849
00:52:52,439 --> 00:52:53,941
(BREEN SCREAMING)
850
00:52:53,975 --> 00:52:56,543
(TENSE MUSIC)
851
00:52:56,576 --> 00:52:59,113
Eat me, why would you want to
eat me?
852
00:52:59,146 --> 00:53:01,148
I'm just skin and bones!
853
00:53:02,649 --> 00:53:05,385
(MICHAEL ROARS)
854
00:53:29,676 --> 00:53:32,412
(PHONE RINGING)
855
00:53:33,180 --> 00:53:35,850
I told you to stop asking me.
856
00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:41,588
You ask me again, your client's
gonna start losing points.
857
00:53:41,621 --> 00:53:42,890
One, two, three.
858
00:53:44,491 --> 00:53:47,427
(SOMETHING GROWLS)
859
00:53:52,565 --> 00:53:54,235
Did you hear me?
860
00:53:54,268 --> 00:53:56,503
And you ever bother me again
861
00:53:56,536 --> 00:53:59,472
after 8 o' clock in the middle
of my run,
862
00:53:59,506 --> 00:54:02,642
I'm gonna find you, I'm
gonna eat you alive,
863
00:54:02,676 --> 00:54:04,078
then I'm gonna find your client,
864
00:54:04,111 --> 00:54:06,714
I'm gonna eat him alive
and then for dessert,
865
00:54:06,747 --> 00:54:08,749
I'm gonna eat your wife.
866
00:54:11,819 --> 00:54:14,755
(JOGGER SCREAMING)
867
00:54:18,759 --> 00:54:20,761
DISPATCHER: We have a 1091
868
00:54:20,795 --> 00:54:23,130
near the Woodrow Wilson
Boulevard,
869
00:54:23,164 --> 00:54:27,667
I repeat, a vicious animal
attack near your location.
870
00:54:27,701 --> 00:54:28,769
SERGEANT: Sanchez, Reynolds,
871
00:54:28,803 --> 00:54:30,670
you playing with each
other's ding-a-lings again?
872
00:54:30,705 --> 00:54:31,739
Sanchez here.
873
00:54:31,772 --> 00:54:34,041
That was a rumor, it was
just Greek yogurt Sarge.
874
00:54:34,075 --> 00:54:35,642
SERGEANT: Yeah, the lab said
otherwise.
875
00:54:35,675 --> 00:54:36,643
But Sarge...
876
00:54:36,676 --> 00:54:38,145
SERGEANT: Shut the fuck up.
877
00:54:38,179 --> 00:54:40,680
The mayor's mistress
called, her dog was attacked
878
00:54:40,715 --> 00:54:43,050
right where you two assholes are
parked,
879
00:54:43,084 --> 00:54:46,619
keep your eyes peeled and
your hands off your cocks.
880
00:54:46,653 --> 00:54:49,924
Eyes and ears open sir,
we will shoot on sight.
881
00:54:49,957 --> 00:54:51,258
Shoot to kill Sarge.
882
00:54:51,292 --> 00:54:53,227
SERGEANT: You fucking idiots.
883
00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:55,997
You keep your sidearms
holstered, locate the suspect
884
00:54:56,030 --> 00:54:58,766
and contact Animal Control,
understood?
885
00:54:58,799 --> 00:55:01,068
Understood but that was Greek
yogurt!
886
00:55:01,102 --> 00:55:03,070
What a fuckin' asshole man,
887
00:55:03,104 --> 00:55:04,705
why don't he call Animal
Control,
888
00:55:04,739 --> 00:55:07,308
what the fuck we look like?
889
00:55:07,341 --> 00:55:09,542
We are police officers.
890
00:55:09,576 --> 00:55:11,879
Hey man, do you think we're
gonna do,
891
00:55:11,912 --> 00:55:12,747
you know what I'm sayin?
892
00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:14,715
Watch this, watch this.
893
00:55:16,951 --> 00:55:20,553
Hotbox, that's what the fuck I'm
gonna do.
894
00:55:23,090 --> 00:55:25,026
Yeah okay you're right.
895
00:55:25,059 --> 00:55:27,728
(SOMETHING GROWLING)
896
00:55:27,762 --> 00:55:28,796
The fuck was that?
897
00:55:28,829 --> 00:55:31,232
(TENSE MUSIC)
898
00:55:46,847 --> 00:55:49,316
Hey, what's the emergency?
899
00:55:49,350 --> 00:55:52,787
Okay, minor wrinkle but
Huck has literally turned
900
00:55:52,820 --> 00:55:54,188
into the monster from "Beast
Moon."
901
00:55:54,221 --> 00:55:56,957
Wait, he's acting like
the monster from the movie?
902
00:55:56,991 --> 00:56:00,127
Not acting, he is the
monster from the movie.
903
00:56:00,161 --> 00:56:03,130
He kinda went crazy and killed
Keemsee
904
00:56:03,164 --> 00:56:04,131
and Karla a little bit.
905
00:56:04,165 --> 00:56:04,999
Where is he?
906
00:56:05,032 --> 00:56:05,966
I don't know.
907
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,600
Guys, guys, I set his phone
for tracking
908
00:56:07,634 --> 00:56:09,370
after the whole Betty White
fiasco.
909
00:56:09,403 --> 00:56:10,938
You know, he really
should have won that fight.
910
00:56:10,971 --> 00:56:11,638
(PHONE BEEPING)
911
00:56:11,671 --> 00:56:14,008
Whoa, he's already in west LA.
912
00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:15,709
Wait, on foot?
913
00:56:15,743 --> 00:56:16,977
This is all my fault.
914
00:56:17,011 --> 00:56:18,012
Look, do you still have those
tranqs
915
00:56:18,045 --> 00:56:18,979
in the back of your car?
916
00:56:19,013 --> 00:56:19,814
Of course.
917
00:56:19,847 --> 00:56:22,349
Okay, you tidy up here and
we'll...
918
00:56:22,383 --> 00:56:25,853
Whoa, whoa, tidy up double
homicide?
919
00:56:25,886 --> 00:56:27,288
Look do you want that producer
credit?
920
00:56:27,321 --> 00:56:28,756
It'll open so many doors.
921
00:56:28,789 --> 00:56:30,257
Then go get some cleaning
supplies,
922
00:56:30,291 --> 00:56:34,195
make this place spotless
and I will consider it.
923
00:56:34,228 --> 00:56:35,930
What, I said I'd consider it.
924
00:56:35,963 --> 00:56:36,964
(PHONE BEEPING)
925
00:56:36,997 --> 00:56:37,965
Okay he stopped.
926
00:56:37,998 --> 00:56:39,200
Where?
927
00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:40,234
His house.
928
00:56:42,770 --> 00:56:44,905
Okay, in you go, you go.
929
00:56:47,775 --> 00:56:49,243
I've got your back.
930
00:56:57,785 --> 00:56:58,786
Okay.
931
00:57:05,359 --> 00:57:08,028
(DOOR SQUEAKS)
932
00:57:10,931 --> 00:57:11,932
Upstairs.
933
00:57:18,105 --> 00:57:19,106
Okay, go.
934
00:57:26,747 --> 00:57:28,949
Did I turn off the stove?
935
00:57:30,117 --> 00:57:32,720
Have I ever even used the stove?
936
00:57:32,753 --> 00:57:35,289
(FLEX LAUGHING)
937
00:57:37,024 --> 00:57:38,058
(MUFF SCREAMING)
938
00:57:38,092 --> 00:57:40,761
(DIRT WHIZZES)
939
00:57:42,763 --> 00:57:43,397
(FLEX THUMPS)
940
00:57:43,430 --> 00:57:44,431
Oh shit.
941
00:57:45,266 --> 00:57:47,134
It's all good in here.
942
00:57:53,807 --> 00:57:57,211
I can't get this mask off
Breen, it's...
943
00:58:02,216 --> 00:58:04,351
Zelda hi, it's Breen.
944
00:58:04,385 --> 00:58:07,821
Is there something you may
have forgotten to tell me?
945
00:58:07,855 --> 00:58:09,790
It's pulling my fucking face.
946
00:58:09,823 --> 00:58:11,325
Breen, Breen, I'm telling you
947
00:58:11,358 --> 00:58:12,960
there's something evil about
this cream.
948
00:58:12,993 --> 00:58:14,061
Hold on buddy, hold on.
949
00:58:14,094 --> 00:58:16,696
So did you tell me everything?
950
00:58:17,932 --> 00:58:21,202
- Yes about the cream.
- Hold still.
951
00:58:21,235 --> 00:58:25,206
I'm sorry, what do you
mean about the oopsie?
952
00:58:25,239 --> 00:58:26,240
Uh-huh.
953
00:58:27,808 --> 00:58:29,376
Like they turn into beasts and
eat people,
954
00:58:29,410 --> 00:58:31,445
that minor detail?
955
00:58:31,478 --> 00:58:34,014
Yeah, yeah, that's a problem.
956
00:58:35,049 --> 00:58:38,185
I need you to get to Hux now.
957
00:58:38,219 --> 00:58:41,155
Oh, I thought you said he was
dead?
958
00:58:43,857 --> 00:58:46,460
Okay then I need to find
Trammel.
959
00:58:49,396 --> 00:58:52,199
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
960
00:59:13,487 --> 00:59:15,089
What are you doing with the
cream?
961
00:59:15,122 --> 00:59:16,423
Did you use it?
962
00:59:16,457 --> 00:59:17,124
Did you touch it?
963
00:59:17,157 --> 00:59:19,960
No, I was just looking at it.
964
00:59:21,195 --> 00:59:22,196
Jesus.
965
00:59:23,397 --> 00:59:25,132
What is this shit Breen?
966
00:59:25,165 --> 00:59:26,500
I have no idea.
967
00:59:28,035 --> 00:59:31,305
Here, I need you to find
this guy, Trammel Steadfast.
968
00:59:31,338 --> 00:59:33,207
Yeah from MASQ.Effects.
969
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,174
BREEN: What you know him?
970
00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:36,510
Yeah I mean I PA'd
on "Eat Me Alive Five."
971
00:59:36,543 --> 00:59:38,145
He's a genius with masks.
972
00:59:38,178 --> 00:59:42,216
I hope so, he may be our
only chance to save Michael.
973
00:59:42,249 --> 00:59:43,884
You mean Huckle?
974
00:59:43,917 --> 00:59:45,519
No, I mean Michael.
975
00:59:47,187 --> 00:59:48,789
You missed a spot.
976
00:59:53,994 --> 00:59:56,997
(MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC)
977
01:00:22,990 --> 01:00:24,458
Oh, oh yeah baby.
978
01:00:35,502 --> 01:00:38,238
Ice 'em down baby, ice 'em down.
979
01:00:41,375 --> 01:00:43,977
(BREEN WHISTLING)
980
01:00:44,011 --> 01:00:46,613
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
981
01:00:49,516 --> 01:00:52,586
Five second rule, five second
rule!
982
01:01:04,665 --> 01:01:05,866
I feel fine.
983
01:01:07,534 --> 01:01:09,536
And that never happened.
984
01:01:14,475 --> 01:01:17,211
(LULLABY MUSIC)
985
01:01:41,736 --> 01:01:46,940
(MONSTER GROWLS)
(BLOOD SPLASHES)
986
01:01:55,115 --> 01:01:57,651
(BEEZ WHIMPERS)
987
01:01:59,486 --> 01:02:01,054
Sometimes I think you're
the only real thing
988
01:02:01,088 --> 01:02:02,222
around here Beez.
989
01:02:02,256 --> 01:02:05,058
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
990
01:02:13,167 --> 01:02:15,702
Mr. Beez, am I happy to see you.
991
01:02:21,575 --> 01:02:24,178
(TENSE MUSIC)
992
01:02:34,421 --> 01:02:37,357
(HUCKLE STRAINING)
993
01:02:39,493 --> 01:02:42,429
(MATERIAL TEARING)
994
01:02:44,465 --> 01:02:47,769
If I end up on the river Styx,
995
01:02:47,802 --> 01:02:52,473
I will spit in Death's eye
and take my chances in hell.
996
01:03:16,063 --> 01:03:18,733
(HUCKLE LAUGHING)
997
01:03:22,402 --> 01:03:24,137
HAMPTON: Hey Breen, it's
Hampton,
998
01:03:24,171 --> 01:03:25,572
getting pretty close to
Trammel's house
999
01:03:25,606 --> 01:03:28,208
so I'll let you know when I'm
coming back
1000
01:03:28,242 --> 01:03:32,179
and you see me as a
producer after this, right?
1001
01:03:45,592 --> 01:03:48,195
(TENSE MUSIC)
1002
01:03:57,137 --> 01:04:00,207
(WHEELCHAIR BUZZING)
1003
01:04:02,710 --> 01:04:05,345
- What do you want fat man?
- How'd you like to know
1004
01:04:05,379 --> 01:04:08,682
what's really going on with
Huckle Saxton?
1005
01:04:08,716 --> 01:04:11,485
Why Breen won't allow you near
him on set?
1006
01:04:11,518 --> 01:04:14,121
Why he's now such a sweet little
angel?
1007
01:04:14,154 --> 01:04:15,489
Who says I care about that?
1008
01:04:15,522 --> 01:04:17,558
Oh don't show your ass to me.
1009
01:04:17,591 --> 01:04:20,694
I suppose you like being made a
fool of?
1010
01:04:20,728 --> 01:04:23,096
Oh maybe you get off
1011
01:04:23,130 --> 01:04:27,701
on being the rim of the
studio system's asshole?
1012
01:04:27,735 --> 01:04:30,470
Huck and Breen are fleecing you.
1013
01:04:31,138 --> 01:04:35,275
And it's real Scram, it
makes scars disappear,
1014
01:04:35,309 --> 01:04:38,078
wrinkles vanish, assholes
pucker.
1015
01:04:42,382 --> 01:04:43,718
And there's more.
1016
01:04:45,686 --> 01:04:46,721
What do you want fat man?
1017
01:04:46,754 --> 01:04:49,222
I want the non-redacted
file of the hit and run
1018
01:04:49,256 --> 01:04:52,693
you studio goons covered up in
2004.
1019
01:04:52,727 --> 01:04:54,261
There was no hit and run.
1020
01:04:54,294 --> 01:04:56,864
Okay then, maybe I'll
just put this little video
1021
01:04:56,898 --> 01:04:58,498
up on ZMT tonight.
1022
01:05:00,667 --> 01:05:01,836
How much?
1023
01:05:01,869 --> 01:05:06,406
Oh Scram old boy, some things
are worth more than money.
1024
01:05:19,653 --> 01:05:20,654
Hello?
1025
01:05:25,525 --> 01:05:27,729
Mr. Ezequiel, Mr. Ezequiel?
1026
01:05:33,333 --> 01:05:35,402
Hello, hey, whoa, hey.
1027
01:05:35,435 --> 01:05:38,271
How did you do that, I just.
1028
01:05:38,305 --> 01:05:41,909
Anyway, I'm not clear
on your return policy
1029
01:05:41,943 --> 01:05:44,645
but this lovely stuff is just
not for me
1030
01:05:44,678 --> 01:05:48,816
so if you could be so
kind and take it back.
1031
01:05:48,850 --> 01:05:51,518
It doesn't work like that.
1032
01:05:51,551 --> 01:05:52,954
It doesn't work like that?
1033
01:05:52,987 --> 01:05:55,555
Well it's not like you gave me a
manual.
1034
01:05:55,589 --> 01:05:58,525
The flower doesn't
sacrifice its life to heal,
1035
01:05:58,558 --> 01:06:00,427
it does so to cleanse.
1036
01:06:01,194 --> 01:06:03,697
Wait a second, you already
knew
1037
01:06:03,731 --> 01:06:06,500
that it turned people into
monsters?
1038
01:06:06,533 --> 01:06:11,471
They turned into monsters
because they are monsters, see.
1039
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,242
I see you've been marked.
1040
01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:18,746
Oh no no, that's just a
little accident, some spillage.
1041
01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:22,784
At midnight tonight you will
be judged by the flower.
1042
01:06:22,817 --> 01:06:25,285
You may still have time.
1043
01:06:25,318 --> 01:06:27,889
Stamp out the evil you have
unleashed
1044
01:06:27,922 --> 01:06:29,656
or become a part of it.
1045
01:06:29,690 --> 01:06:30,758
What do you mean become a part
of it?
1046
01:06:30,792 --> 01:06:32,727
I don't want anything to do with
this.
1047
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:34,428
I mean, what if I mess up?
1048
01:06:34,461 --> 01:06:35,830
I might already be a bad person,
1049
01:06:35,863 --> 01:06:38,465
Hollywood does that to people.
1050
01:06:40,534 --> 01:06:45,205
Either you help people in
this life or you harm them.
1051
01:06:46,306 --> 01:06:48,241
Make your choice Breen.
1052
01:06:56,316 --> 01:07:00,988
If we meet again, my blade
will be the last thing you see.
1053
01:07:12,432 --> 01:07:13,266
Hey hey.
1054
01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:14,334
Get a fucking job.
1055
01:07:14,367 --> 01:07:15,770
Oh no, you watch movies?
1056
01:07:15,803 --> 01:07:17,270
"Gods of Pluto."
1057
01:07:18,106 --> 01:07:20,640
You consider that piece
of crap a movie, here,
1058
01:07:20,674 --> 01:07:22,375
here pal keep it.
1059
01:07:22,409 --> 01:07:23,677
"Gods of Pluto."
1060
01:07:26,379 --> 01:07:28,916
Ice 'em down baby, ice 'em down.
1061
01:07:34,789 --> 01:07:38,525
Huckle, Huckle you low
life fucking scumbag.
1062
01:09:08,149 --> 01:09:10,751
(TENSE MUSIC)
1063
01:09:48,990 --> 01:09:51,658
(CREEPY MUSIC)
1064
01:10:12,113 --> 01:10:13,080
Hello?
1065
01:10:24,992 --> 01:10:26,459
(GUN COCKS)
1066
01:10:26,493 --> 01:10:28,896
Oh my god, don't shoot.
1067
01:10:28,930 --> 01:10:30,064
Zelda sent me.
1068
01:10:31,866 --> 01:10:32,867
Zelda.
1069
01:10:34,902 --> 01:10:36,871
I wouldn't smile if I were
you.
1070
01:10:36,904 --> 01:10:39,639
You're standing on a landmine.
1071
01:10:39,673 --> 01:10:42,542
(HAMPTON GASPS)
1072
01:10:42,575 --> 01:10:44,779
Oh my god, Mr. Steadfast,
1073
01:10:46,546 --> 01:10:48,615
please I just have a few
questions.
1074
01:10:48,648 --> 01:10:50,885
It's a matter of life and death.
1075
01:10:50,918 --> 01:10:53,553
You see Mr. Steadfast, my boss
and I,
1076
01:10:53,586 --> 01:10:55,189
the other producers and I...
1077
01:10:55,222 --> 01:10:57,557
Wait, you're a producer?
1078
01:10:58,993 --> 01:11:01,896
Anyway, we came across this
cream,
1079
01:11:01,929 --> 01:11:04,698
it's got these amazing healing
properties
1080
01:11:04,732 --> 01:11:07,600
and it's killing, oh, well
thanks,
1081
01:11:09,804 --> 01:11:12,139
kinda parched from the drive.
1082
01:11:16,676 --> 01:11:17,677
Damn, wow.
1083
01:11:32,893 --> 01:11:35,062
(TRAMMEL BURPS)
1084
01:11:35,096 --> 01:11:36,197
Where's the cream now?
1085
01:11:36,230 --> 01:11:38,565
Well, it's with my boss,
1086
01:11:39,300 --> 01:11:42,236
it's already killed several
people.
1087
01:11:42,269 --> 01:11:45,239
Below the line people
but people nonetheless.
1088
01:11:45,272 --> 01:11:47,540
Then you're already too late
man,
1089
01:11:47,574 --> 01:11:49,310
just take what's left, destroy
it
1090
01:11:49,343 --> 01:11:51,112
and count yourself as lucky.
1091
01:11:51,145 --> 01:11:53,314
What's it made of?
1092
01:11:53,347 --> 01:11:54,581
What are the properties?
1093
01:11:54,614 --> 01:11:56,250
Why does it make people so...
1094
01:11:56,283 --> 01:11:59,120
The parasite is native to the
flower,
1095
01:11:59,153 --> 01:12:01,922
it enters the host through the
pores,
1096
01:12:01,956 --> 01:12:05,192
it feeds on the basis of human
emotions,
1097
01:12:05,226 --> 01:12:09,030
anger, rage, jealousy,
hatred, anything evil.
1098
01:12:16,103 --> 01:12:19,173
Decades ago on a shoot in Costa
Rica,
1099
01:12:21,175 --> 01:12:24,644
I witnessed a Shaman's healing
ceremony.
1100
01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:29,350
Well how did you know that was
real?
1101
01:12:29,383 --> 01:12:31,986
I was the one who was saved.
1102
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:36,824
From the first application, it
took over.
1103
01:12:39,126 --> 01:12:43,864
I felt great, I looked great,
made my actors look great.
1104
01:12:46,633 --> 01:12:50,738
So I had it synthesized and
I sold it as M-A-S-Q, MASQ.
1105
01:12:50,771 --> 01:12:53,974
And then as the checks
got bigger and bigger,
1106
01:12:54,008 --> 01:12:56,310
the monster got bigger.
1107
01:12:56,343 --> 01:12:59,947
And that was the beginning of
the end.
1108
01:12:59,980 --> 01:13:03,317
Faking my death was my only way
out.
1109
01:13:03,350 --> 01:13:06,619
Right, you used it, you seem
to be fine,
1110
01:13:06,653 --> 01:13:10,791
come on, there's gotta be
a way to save me friend.
1111
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:17,031
Does your friend still
have some good in him?
1112
01:13:17,064 --> 01:13:19,400
Do you want that producer
credit?
1113
01:13:19,433 --> 01:13:21,035
I believe he does.
1114
01:13:30,177 --> 01:13:34,982
Then you take this and
put it under his tongue.
1115
01:13:35,015 --> 01:13:36,050
In his mouth?
1116
01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:39,720
No in his ass, yes, in
his mouth under his tongue
1117
01:13:39,753 --> 01:13:44,325
and if he's good, he won't
change into anything evil.
1118
01:13:44,358 --> 01:13:47,228
If he's bad, the evil will
remain.
1119
01:13:50,030 --> 01:13:52,366
Mr. Steadfast, I can't thank
you enough.
1120
01:13:52,399 --> 01:13:54,168
I gotta go give this to him
right away,
1121
01:13:54,201 --> 01:13:56,137
can you disarm this thing?
1122
01:13:56,170 --> 01:13:58,172
These are just props.
1123
01:13:58,205 --> 01:14:01,674
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1124
01:14:01,709 --> 01:14:02,710
Go, go, go.
1125
01:14:03,811 --> 01:14:04,879
Okay, okay.
1126
01:14:06,914 --> 01:14:11,318
You just remember kid,
celebrity is a mask,
1127
01:14:11,352 --> 01:14:14,687
it fattens the ego, eats the
soul,
1128
01:14:14,722 --> 01:14:18,993
until one day you wake up
and you can't take it off.
1129
01:14:25,799 --> 01:14:27,801
Flex, you're never
gonna believe the shit
1130
01:14:27,835 --> 01:14:29,870
I've just been through.
1131
01:14:29,904 --> 01:14:32,306
It's like straight outta a
fuckin' movie.
1132
01:14:32,339 --> 01:14:36,710
That's nice, why aren't you in
your tux?
1133
01:14:36,744 --> 01:14:37,745
Tux?
1134
01:14:39,046 --> 01:14:40,047
Do you have any idea
what I've been through
1135
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:42,349
the last two fucking months?
1136
01:14:43,817 --> 01:14:45,019
I knew it wouldn't last,
1137
01:14:45,052 --> 01:14:48,822
this is why I never go
to your wrap parties.
1138
01:14:48,856 --> 01:14:52,226
What the fuck are you talking
about?
1139
01:14:52,259 --> 01:14:55,930
Wrap party, (GROANS) fuck.
1140
01:14:58,332 --> 01:15:00,067
I made "Beast Moon?"
1141
01:15:04,271 --> 01:15:05,272
Am I dead?
1142
01:15:08,943 --> 01:15:11,412
What the fuck is going on?
1143
01:15:11,445 --> 01:15:13,414
(FIREWORKS BOOMING)
1144
01:15:13,447 --> 01:15:15,883
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
1145
01:15:15,916 --> 01:15:19,119
BORIS: The wrap party, it's
started.
1146
01:15:19,153 --> 01:15:22,389
Oh no, grab the van, we're on
our way.
1147
01:15:26,060 --> 01:15:27,261
Hey Muff, it's Hampton,
1148
01:15:27,294 --> 01:15:29,496
listen I'm on my way to the
party now.
1149
01:15:29,530 --> 01:15:33,901
I talked to Trammel,
he gave me an antidote,
1150
01:15:33,934 --> 01:15:36,203
you're gonna think I'm crazy
but it's all gonna make sense.
1151
01:15:36,237 --> 01:15:39,240
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
1152
01:15:42,209 --> 01:15:45,879
Hi, hi, yes, I have you guys
down.
1153
01:15:45,913 --> 01:15:47,414
Have a good time, thank
you, don't say a word,
1154
01:15:47,448 --> 01:15:48,482
where's Michael, stop talking.
1155
01:15:48,515 --> 01:15:49,350
He's in there.
1156
01:15:49,383 --> 01:15:50,417
You're still talking.
1157
01:15:50,451 --> 01:15:52,253
But I need to talk to you!
1158
01:15:52,286 --> 01:15:54,922
Breen, I love you dude.
1159
01:15:54,955 --> 01:15:58,425
If this tape makes it out,
don't let anybody know
1160
01:15:58,459 --> 01:16:02,329
that we used Michael and
traded him for Huckle.
1161
01:16:02,363 --> 01:16:03,831
Breen, oi, oi.
1162
01:16:07,001 --> 01:16:07,868
Oh Scram.
1163
01:16:07,901 --> 01:16:09,470
I've been looking for you
sunshine.
1164
01:16:09,503 --> 01:16:10,971
Seems like you've been dodging
me Breen.
1165
01:16:11,005 --> 01:16:12,006
Look what are you talking
about?
1166
01:16:12,039 --> 01:16:13,941
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
1167
01:16:13,974 --> 01:16:15,976
We could have done a
lot of business together
1168
01:16:16,010 --> 01:16:19,446
if you'd just been honest with
me.
1169
01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:21,515
We weren't supposed to go to
the police
1170
01:16:21,548 --> 01:16:23,851
and Breen told me not to say
anything
1171
01:16:23,884 --> 01:16:25,452
and I'm living with the guilt
1172
01:16:25,486 --> 01:16:29,123
and then I read "Crime and
Punishment" by Dostoyevsky
1173
01:16:29,156 --> 01:16:31,959
and it made me feel worse.
1174
01:16:31,992 --> 01:16:32,826
Look, I really don't know
1175
01:16:32,860 --> 01:16:33,527
what you're talking about right
now
1176
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:34,895
but I'm looking for somebody.
1177
01:16:34,928 --> 01:16:37,298
You are going to regret this.
1178
01:16:37,331 --> 01:16:41,935
Scram, be nice, go and
get a drink, calm down.
1179
01:16:41,969 --> 01:16:42,603
Here you are.
1180
01:16:42,636 --> 01:16:44,338
Oh Mrs. Goldberg.
1181
01:16:44,371 --> 01:16:46,006
Why so formal, call me Ali.
1182
01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:50,444
Ali, I'm so sorry, I'm a
little preoccupied right now.
1183
01:16:50,477 --> 01:16:53,347
Rushes they were so fantastic.
1184
01:16:53,380 --> 01:16:55,582
Why don't we just go back
to our old arrangement?
1185
01:16:55,616 --> 01:16:56,550
You know.
1186
01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:58,619
Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, I
can't do that.
1187
01:16:58,652 --> 01:17:02,056
I'm not that way anymore, I've
changed.
1188
01:17:02,757 --> 01:17:05,192
Oh shit, it's gonna
be tight, Breen hold on.
1189
01:17:05,225 --> 01:17:07,094
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1190
01:17:07,127 --> 01:17:08,595
Oh shit, I'm sorry!
1191
01:17:09,997 --> 01:17:12,933
I got you, you're good, go on
in.
1192
01:17:14,535 --> 01:17:15,536
Oh shit.
1193
01:17:17,204 --> 01:17:18,405
Hi.
1194
01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:21,241
Fuck you, you fucking bitch.
1195
01:17:21,275 --> 01:17:23,344
You think I don't remember what
happened?
1196
01:17:23,377 --> 01:17:25,079
Where the fuck is Breen?
1197
01:17:25,112 --> 01:17:26,513
I'm gonna fuckin' kill him!
1198
01:17:26,547 --> 01:17:29,049
Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't
think.
1199
01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:30,084
Oh my god.
1200
01:17:32,986 --> 01:17:36,490
(HAMPTON BREATHING HEAVILY)
1201
01:17:39,293 --> 01:17:40,127
You rolling?
1202
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:41,662
Ready boss, roll.
1203
01:17:41,695 --> 01:17:45,232
Now I reveal to the world on
camera,
1204
01:17:45,265 --> 01:17:48,268
that Huckle Saxton is
an imposter and a liar
1205
01:17:48,302 --> 01:17:51,038
and watch him run for the hills.
1206
01:17:54,274 --> 01:17:55,409
Hey asshole.
1207
01:17:59,046 --> 01:18:01,315
What the fuck is going on?
1208
01:18:03,984 --> 01:18:05,552
(GUN BLASTING)
1209
01:18:05,586 --> 01:18:08,122
Ain't nobody going nowhere.
1210
01:18:11,726 --> 01:18:14,595
FINNEGAN: Stop it you
fool, you'll ruin everything.
1211
01:18:14,628 --> 01:18:17,297
How about I ruin you, you fat
fuck?
1212
01:18:17,331 --> 01:18:20,000
(GUN BLASTING)
1213
01:18:22,970 --> 01:18:24,505
Who the fuck is who?
1214
01:18:25,606 --> 01:18:30,911
Which one of you two lowlife
cocksuckers killed me brother?
1215
01:18:32,679 --> 01:18:35,349
He's Huckle, I'm just some
homeless guy.
1216
01:18:35,382 --> 01:18:38,952
I'm the imposter, they
turned me into Huckle.
1217
01:18:38,986 --> 01:18:43,957
Drop your drawers, let's see
who's got the fuckin' tattoo.
1218
01:18:46,393 --> 01:18:48,996
(TENSE MUSIC)
1219
01:18:50,732 --> 01:18:55,402
Ah fuck it, I'll kill all
of ya's, just in case.
1220
01:18:55,436 --> 01:18:58,071
(GUN BLASTING)
1221
01:19:00,374 --> 01:19:04,678
That is the best promotional
stunt I have ever seen.
1222
01:19:04,712 --> 01:19:06,980
What the fuck is going on?
1223
01:19:07,014 --> 01:19:09,082
Who the fuck are you man?
1224
01:19:09,116 --> 01:19:12,453
I'm so sorry Flex, this is
what I was tryna tell you.
1225
01:19:12,486 --> 01:19:13,420
You lied to me.
1226
01:19:13,454 --> 01:19:17,024
Shut the fuck up bitch, men
are talking.
1227
01:19:17,057 --> 01:19:18,592
(FIST THUMPS)
1228
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:23,597
Don't you ever talk to her
like that, I would die for her.
1229
01:19:24,398 --> 01:19:26,333
You would die for me?
1230
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:31,706
I don't care about any of
this, the fame, the money,
1231
01:19:31,739 --> 01:19:35,008
the bathing, you're all I care
about.
1232
01:19:35,877 --> 01:19:37,444
You're the best thing
that ever happened to me
1233
01:19:37,478 --> 01:19:39,346
and I'm so sorry Flex.
1234
01:19:47,087 --> 01:19:50,157
What a minute, what time is it?
1235
01:19:50,190 --> 01:19:52,727
(CLOCK CHIMING)
1236
01:20:03,604 --> 01:20:07,574
I didn't change, I'm not
a monster, I'm Michael.
1237
01:20:08,575 --> 01:20:11,512
(MONSTER GROWLING)
1238
01:20:16,383 --> 01:20:19,052
(HEAD TEARING)
1239
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,055
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1240
01:20:22,089 --> 01:20:23,090
Fuck this!
1241
01:20:33,534 --> 01:20:36,703
(BLOOD GURGLING)
1242
01:20:36,738 --> 01:20:39,540
(BREEN GROWLING)
1243
01:20:40,541 --> 01:20:45,279
Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size Scram?
1244
01:20:49,550 --> 01:20:52,185
You better not say shit.
1245
01:20:52,219 --> 01:20:52,887
No sir.
1246
01:20:52,921 --> 01:20:54,187
SERGEANT: Listen dipshits.
1247
01:20:54,221 --> 01:20:58,091
(REYNOLDS SPLUTTERING)
1248
01:20:58,125 --> 01:21:01,194
Sarge it was Burt, he farted
Sarge.
1249
01:21:01,228 --> 01:21:03,363
SERGEANT: Monsters
are ripping people apart,
1250
01:21:03,397 --> 01:21:05,332
get your asses there now.
1251
01:21:05,365 --> 01:21:06,734
We're on the dog.
1252
01:21:06,768 --> 01:21:10,304
Breen baby, hold that dick,
I'm coming!
1253
01:21:35,863 --> 01:21:40,334
I should have saved this
one for the sequel Breen.
1254
01:21:44,605 --> 01:21:48,141
(BREEN GRUNTING)
1255
01:21:48,175 --> 01:21:51,578
Your bark is worse than your
bite Scram.
1256
01:21:54,214 --> 01:21:55,817
(PUNCHES THUDDING)
1257
01:21:55,850 --> 01:21:58,652
(METAL THUDDING)
1258
01:22:04,291 --> 01:22:06,894
(METAL CLATTERS)
1259
01:22:10,364 --> 01:22:13,166
(BREEN GRUNTING)
1260
01:22:18,672 --> 01:22:21,541
(BLOOD GURGLING)
1261
01:22:21,575 --> 01:22:24,779
You'll never work in this town
again.
1262
01:22:33,721 --> 01:22:36,390
(BREEN GROWLS)
1263
01:22:37,391 --> 01:22:39,761
This one ends with a twist.
1264
01:22:39,794 --> 01:22:42,663
(ELBOW CRUNCHING)
1265
01:22:51,706 --> 01:22:56,643
That's the thing about Hollywood,
everyone has a big mouth.
1266
01:22:58,578 --> 01:23:01,348
(SCRAM GROANING)
1267
01:23:07,254 --> 01:23:09,857
(BREEN GROWLING)
1268
01:23:23,838 --> 01:23:25,973
We're here, shit, Breen!
1269
01:23:30,610 --> 01:23:33,346
(BREEN GASPING)
1270
01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:41,388
Breen, you have to eat this.
1271
01:23:42,724 --> 01:23:45,659
I need my producer credit, come
on.
1272
01:23:47,594 --> 01:23:48,730
You all right?
1273
01:23:51,531 --> 01:23:52,532
Breen?
1274
01:23:55,669 --> 01:23:58,472
(SIRENS BLARING)
1275
01:23:58,505 --> 01:24:00,507
It's gonna be all right.
1276
01:24:07,081 --> 01:24:08,315
BOTH: Monster!
1277
01:24:08,348 --> 01:24:10,584
No, he's gonna be okay.
1278
01:24:10,617 --> 01:24:12,519
(GUNS BLASTING)
1279
01:24:12,552 --> 01:24:15,622
(REYNOLDS SCREAMING)
1280
01:24:29,469 --> 01:24:34,441
♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪
1281
01:24:34,474 --> 01:24:39,479
♪ That screwy valley hooey
Hollywood ♪
1282
01:24:40,514 --> 01:24:45,720
♪ Where any office boy or
young mechanic can be a panic ♪
1283
01:24:47,587 --> 01:24:49,857
Guilty motherfucker.
1284
01:24:49,891 --> 01:24:54,896
♪ With just a good looking pan ♪
1285
01:24:55,763 --> 01:25:00,968
♪ And any barmaid can be a star
maid ♪
1286
01:25:01,568 --> 01:25:06,774
♪ If she dances with or without
a fan ♪
1287
01:25:08,009 --> 01:25:12,013
♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪
1288
01:25:12,046 --> 01:25:17,051
♪ Where you're terrific
if you're even good ♪
1289
01:25:18,019 --> 01:25:23,423
♪ Where anyone at all from TV's
Lassie to Monroe's chassis ♪
1290
01:25:30,097 --> 01:25:34,902
Hollywood, where dreams are
made and hearts are broken.
1291
01:25:38,806 --> 01:25:39,807
Ain't that the truth.
1292
01:25:39,841 --> 01:25:44,846
♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪
1293
01:25:47,815 --> 01:25:50,483
♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪
1294
01:25:50,517 --> 01:25:54,055
♪ That phony super-Coney
Hollywood ♪
1295
01:25:54,088 --> 01:25:57,524
♪ They come from
Chillicothes and Paducas ♪
1296
01:25:57,557 --> 01:25:59,126
♪ With their bazookas ♪
1297
01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:02,730
♪ To get their names up in
lights ♪
1298
01:26:02,763 --> 01:26:06,633
♪ All armed with photos from
local rotos ♪
1299
01:26:06,666 --> 01:26:09,536
♪ With their hair in
ribbon and legs in tights ♪
1300
01:26:09,569 --> 01:26:12,139
♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪
1301
01:26:12,173 --> 01:26:15,743
♪ You may be homely in your
neighborhood ♪
1302
01:26:15,776 --> 01:26:20,882
♪ But if you think that you can
be an actor, see Mr. Factor ♪
1303
01:26:20,915 --> 01:26:23,985
♪ He'd make a monkey look good ♪
1304
01:26:24,018 --> 01:26:28,756
♪ Within a half an hour you'll
look like Tyrone Power ♪
1305
01:26:28,789 --> 01:26:31,993
♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪
1306
01:26:51,678 --> 01:26:54,414
(CREEPY MUSIC)
1307
01:26:54,476 --> 01:26:59,476
...
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