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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,978 (TENSE MUSIC) 2 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:16,762 ... 3 00:01:13,708 --> 00:01:16,510 (MYSTICAL MUSIC) 4 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:52,479 (TENSE MUSIC) 5 00:02:03,858 --> 00:02:06,526 (GUN THUMPING) 6 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:28,515 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 7 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:31,052 (GUNS FIRING) 8 00:02:31,085 --> 00:02:31,919 (GUN BLASTING) 9 00:02:31,953 --> 00:02:34,688 (BLOOD GUSHING) 10 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:53,373 (MAN SCREAMING) 11 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,790 Hollywood is a cesspool. 12 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,729 God I hate my life. 13 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:19,066 Everyone sucks, I don't even wanna get up. 14 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:21,969 (PHONE VIBRATING) 15 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:25,039 HAMPTON: Hey Breen it's Hampton, 16 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:27,507 hope you're not still sleeping. 17 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,911 Huckle is as usual, is not responding to me 18 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:32,046 and we need him to respond. 19 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:34,148 We have Pish tomorrow, big meeting for "Beast Moon." 20 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:36,851 (DOG BARKING) 21 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:40,054 Beez, he's not staring at you, he's staring at everybody. 22 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:41,088 Come on. 23 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:47,627 SCRAM: You fucking wanker. 24 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,964 This is how you lost more money on "Gods of Pluto" 25 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,665 than any film in history. 26 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:52,532 Losing track of your star. 27 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:55,635 Look, I didn't lose Huckle, Scram. 28 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,939 Then where is he? 29 00:03:57,972 --> 00:04:00,107 How the hell did you convince Ali Goldberg 30 00:04:00,141 --> 00:04:03,476 in to giving you 300 million dollars, Breen, hey? 31 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:06,047 Because I'm awesome and a god. 32 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:10,617 Yeah, well I'm your god now motherfucker. 33 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:11,651 And in case you didn't hear, 34 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,620 being on the bottom rung of the industry ladder, 35 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:17,191 Goldberg's running the studio now and she fucking hates ya. 36 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:20,962 So I suggest you get your drug-addled, sex-crazed, 37 00:04:20,995 --> 00:04:23,530 motherfucking client to that meeting tomorrow! 38 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:27,735 Look, don't worry, we're gonna be there at 9 a.m, okay? 39 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,870 And "Beast Moon" is an awesome project, 40 00:04:29,904 --> 00:04:31,806 that's why you believe in it. 41 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,008 (SCRAM LAUGHING) 42 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:36,509 I believe in Huckle Saxton you moron. 43 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:38,611 He's selling like used panties in Hong Kong. 44 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:40,781 Look, it's not all about the money, right? 45 00:04:40,815 --> 00:04:41,816 (BREEN LAUGHING) 46 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:44,919 Breen, you're a cocksucker. 47 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,687 Do not let Huckle be late for that meeting with Pish. 48 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:50,690 We will be there at 9 a.m. sharp. 49 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:53,828 Yeah and you'd better pray to the gods of Pluto he is. 50 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:56,998 You do not want to get on my bad side. 51 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:00,935 I'm not on your bad side? 52 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,036 You fucker. 53 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:07,808 Executive producers. 54 00:05:07,842 --> 00:05:08,943 (PHONE RINGS) 55 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,311 Huckle's gonna blow this one for you too, isn't he? 56 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:12,980 Well if you keep thinking negatively. 57 00:05:13,014 --> 00:05:14,949 Look, I need you to go feed Beez for me all right, 58 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,217 I gotta find Huck. 59 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,651 Wait, don't you have a date with Kira? 60 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:21,756 Yeah, it's our two month anniversary. 61 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:22,790 Aww. 62 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:25,692 JADE: Good morning Hollyweird, Jade Blaze here, 63 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,795 welcome to a quick ZMT FLash. 64 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,997 Our current favorite bad boy Huckle Saxton, 65 00:05:30,031 --> 00:05:31,232 always up to no good, 66 00:05:31,265 --> 00:05:32,166 is it seems after punching out 67 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,201 the craft department head on "Beast Moon" 68 00:05:34,235 --> 00:05:36,971 the production has been officially shut down once again 69 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,273 due to Huckle refusing to come out of his trailer 70 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:40,408 for seven days, 71 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:43,277 costing the production millions in overhead lost funds, 72 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:45,813 which makes the reckless studio producer Breen Nash 73 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,149 look like the captain of the Titanic right now. 74 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:50,718 "Gods of Pluto" being the worst film of all time of course 75 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,787 doesn't make Huckle the most bankable at the moment 76 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:53,854 but he feels like "Beast Moon" 77 00:05:53,888 --> 00:05:56,257 can get him back to number one on the star-o-meter. 78 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:58,591 He better have a smash on his hands. 79 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,227 Our beloved boss man, Finnegan Mutto, 80 00:06:00,261 --> 00:06:02,730 saw a test screening of Huckle's newest TV pilot, 81 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:05,166 "Vampire Knights" and called Huckle's acting, 82 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:09,203 "The worst performance of anything I have ever seen." 83 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:12,273 FINNEGAN: More like #hucklesuxton (LAUGHING). 84 00:06:12,306 --> 00:06:14,208 JADE: In a fit of rage, Huckle visited Finnegan 85 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:16,844 outside the ZMT office and stomped his legs 86 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,046 until his testicles were smashed. 87 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:19,914 (HUCKLE'S STOMPING) 88 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,882 (FINNEGAN GROANING) 89 00:06:21,916 --> 00:06:24,684 He was in a full testicle cast for months. 90 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,254 We're pulling for your Finny, you'll walk again. 91 00:06:27,288 --> 00:06:30,925 Signing off, this is Jade Blaze with ZMT Flash. 92 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:33,060 Son of a bitch! 93 00:06:33,094 --> 00:06:34,829 These idiots don't understand what it's like 94 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:36,330 to lose everything. 95 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:41,402 I need a vengeful man. 96 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:44,171 I want Huckle's dick in my hand. 97 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,111 I want his legs broken. 98 00:06:50,144 --> 00:06:52,780 His body burned in public 99 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:57,184 and I want you and the rest of the idiots I hire 100 00:06:57,218 --> 00:06:59,120 to find him before tonight's show. 101 00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:01,822 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 102 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:11,698 Hey, no I'm at the club. 103 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:16,170 I gotta find Huck, okay, just keep calling. 104 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:20,207 Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, has Kira called? 105 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:24,812 I've called her a million times, she's not calling. 106 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:25,913 Wow. 107 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:29,850 ♪ Fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' party, fuckin' party ♪ 108 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:30,885 Kira! 109 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,020 Fuck me sideways. 110 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,687 What are you doing? 111 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:36,457 I've called you like a thousand times. 112 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:38,759 Oh, I lost my phone. 113 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,361 Well what's that right there? 114 00:07:40,394 --> 00:07:42,997 Oh, you found it, thank you. 115 00:07:45,266 --> 00:07:47,368 What the fuck do you want Breen? 116 00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:48,302 Oh, I wanna know 117 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:50,171 if you're gonna make the meeting tomorrow. 118 00:07:50,204 --> 00:07:53,073 What's the meeting about, your dick? 119 00:07:53,107 --> 00:07:54,241 Gonna be a short one. 120 00:07:54,275 --> 00:07:57,144 (LAUGHING) And he's only got one nut. 121 00:07:57,178 --> 00:07:58,746 He looks like a Ken doll down there. 122 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,915 That is not true, I have two nuts. 123 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,283 Remind you of anything She-ra? 124 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,450 Her name's Kira. 125 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:04,318 A lot longer. 126 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:05,386 Okay really? 127 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:06,854 We're going home aren't we dear? 128 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,088 No we're not. 129 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,295 ♪ You say that I'm just two step ♪ 130 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:17,398 ♪ I love the way you move that ♪ 131 00:08:17,431 --> 00:08:19,867 That's disgusting. 132 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,936 ♪ You say that I'm just two step ♪ 133 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,003 Just be at that meeting tomorrow. 134 00:08:23,037 --> 00:08:25,039 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 9 a.m, I'll be there. 135 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:29,743 Can you leave me alone while your girl sucks my finger? 136 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:35,449 You be home by midnight young lady. 137 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,418 (HUCKLE GROANS) 138 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:38,986 Bye Breen! 139 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,957 Well, well, well, if it isn't Breen Nash. 140 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,925 Not tonight Finnegan. 141 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:48,128 Hey, let's ask the Hollywood dinosaur 142 00:08:48,162 --> 00:08:52,199 why homeland security has put him on the top of their list? 143 00:08:52,233 --> 00:08:55,035 Putting bombs in theaters since 1993. 144 00:08:55,069 --> 00:08:57,071 Very funny, thank you. 145 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,441 But I'm sure he's got a client in there? 146 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:01,775 Who's just waiting for me 147 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:04,878 to take all types of juicy pics, hey? 148 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:09,383 Maybe I'll wait 'til he gets too drunk to recognize me. 149 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,453 Maybe I'll sleep with him. 150 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:19,860 You take advantage of him one more time 151 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,563 and I will smash your legs myself. 152 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:25,232 I'm gonna destroy him Breen. 153 00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:26,800 And you along with him if you're not careful. 154 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:29,303 Just leave us alone, okay? 155 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,471 I mean we got a meeting tomorrow, 156 00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:32,339 there's nothing to see here anyway. 157 00:09:32,373 --> 00:09:33,841 Oh yeah, whoa! 158 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,076 You and you. 159 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,178 Yes! 160 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,080 HUCKLE: Oh yeah! 161 00:09:40,114 --> 00:09:44,518 (LAUGHING) Nothing to see, toodles. 162 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,322 I got a story to crack boss. 163 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:50,024 Go away Finnegan. 164 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:55,262 (SAD MUSIC) 165 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,447 God I hate my life. 166 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:23,257 Why can't I make a movie that people like Beez? 167 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,959 I mean is that too much to ask? 168 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,381 (TENSE MUSIC) 169 00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:15,342 (MONSTER ROARS) 170 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,920 (MAN GAGGING) 171 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,525 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 172 00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:47,107 Hey Huck, hi buddy. 173 00:11:47,876 --> 00:11:49,977 I know I've called you a few times, 174 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,979 like seven times now, 175 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:55,717 but we have 9 o' clock meeting, right, remember? 176 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,118 I hope you're here soon. 177 00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:00,687 (PHONE RINGING) 178 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,024 Right behind you asshole. 179 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,060 He's at the bar, I know he's at the bar right now. 180 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:07,896 He's at the bar right? 181 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:10,330 And oh my god, I gotta go get him. 182 00:12:10,364 --> 00:12:11,298 (ENGINE ROARING) 183 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,467 I gotta go get him. 184 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,969 (CAR THUDS) 185 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,524 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 186 00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:05,319 (PHONE RINGING) 187 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,256 Where are you? 188 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,792 Pish is gonna be here any minute. 189 00:13:10,825 --> 00:13:12,693 Listen to me, I need you to go to the kitchen 190 00:13:12,727 --> 00:13:14,628 and grab me three cups of coffee quickly, 191 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:18,065 meet me out front where my car is, okay? 192 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:18,733 And I will come... 193 00:13:18,766 --> 00:13:19,600 What are you doing? 194 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,634 Hey, hey! 195 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,538 Oh my God, is he okay? 196 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:25,539 Why do you ask, I mean, 197 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,673 it's not like I hit him with my car or anything. 198 00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:28,542 I mean it's not like we have an important meeting 199 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:29,811 or anything right now. 200 00:13:29,844 --> 00:13:30,677 He's drunk! 201 00:13:30,712 --> 00:13:31,378 Yes. 202 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,080 Great, I mean what an asshole. 203 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,616 He knows how important this meeting is right now. 204 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,452 Hello, wake up, come on, wake up. 205 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,255 Breen he's ice cold. 206 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,225 Hence the coffee. 207 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,729 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 208 00:13:55,469 --> 00:13:57,839 Open up, it's the police! 209 00:13:57,872 --> 00:14:00,440 Pish (LAUGHING). 210 00:14:00,474 --> 00:14:02,342 (PISH LAUGHING) 211 00:14:02,376 --> 00:14:03,210 I got ya! 212 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,445 You did, you got me. 213 00:14:05,479 --> 00:14:07,481 You looked frightened. 214 00:14:11,552 --> 00:14:13,687 So Pish, how's the wife? 215 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,157 She died. 216 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,160 Oh, I'm sorry. 217 00:14:22,864 --> 00:14:25,098 How is your son? 218 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:28,468 He dead too, same time, double funeral. 219 00:14:30,805 --> 00:14:32,072 What's wrong? 220 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,241 Wrong? 221 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,743 No, not you, him. 222 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:39,613 Why he smile, when I say son dead? 223 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:43,417 Look, look, look, look, he's still smiling. 224 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,520 He's happy to be doing "Beast Moon" 225 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,826 which, let's get down to it Pish, 226 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,662 are you ready to cashflow this thing 227 00:14:55,696 --> 00:14:59,132 and get into the Huckle Saxton business? 228 00:15:03,437 --> 00:15:05,639 Why I see blood on shirt? 229 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:12,714 Did he whammy the lady I saw last time? 230 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,315 (BREEN LAUGHING AWKWARDLY) 231 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:16,751 "I'm an old lady." 232 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:22,289 (BOTH LAUGHING) 233 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,926 No, that is actually fake blood, 234 00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:27,594 that we were doing a make up test. 235 00:15:27,628 --> 00:15:29,529 Just part of the process, you know, 236 00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:30,664 prepping for the film. 237 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,901 Ah, I special effects make-up? 238 00:15:33,935 --> 00:15:35,469 - I like that, I like that. - Exactly. 239 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,437 I have to be honest with you Pish, 240 00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:38,438 Huck is... 241 00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:46,346 He partied hard last night. 242 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,516 I mean, he's really happy to be doing this picture 243 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:53,153 but he's a little out of it at the moment. 244 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,892 He is going to be in picture? 245 00:15:57,925 --> 00:15:58,926 100%. 246 00:16:00,494 --> 00:16:03,430 (FINGERS SNAPPING) 247 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:09,670 Call the police, I think he murdered the movie star. 248 00:16:13,007 --> 00:16:16,443 I'm sorry, what did you say? 249 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:20,247 I said my daughter would like an autograph from Huckle. 250 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,682 You got a problem? 251 00:16:24,719 --> 00:16:27,789 No, no, I'm just happy she's alive. 252 00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:40,768 Here's your check. 253 00:16:43,004 --> 00:16:45,405 Next meeting better be different. 254 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,307 You gotta do something, you know, 255 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:52,345 you can't have a hit picture with him looking like that. 256 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:57,284 And if it's not a hit, my friend will do something for you. 257 00:17:01,756 --> 00:17:02,724 And for fuck's sake, 258 00:17:02,757 --> 00:17:05,927 make a better picture than "Gods of Pluto," 259 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:10,965 that's a bunch of (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE). 260 00:17:15,036 --> 00:17:16,570 Thank you Pish. 261 00:17:22,009 --> 00:17:25,947 Looks like you nailed it slugger, you got the money! 262 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:28,015 How are you not excited right now? 263 00:17:28,049 --> 00:17:29,382 Huck's dead. 264 00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:35,589 Sweetie, every career has its peaks and valleys. 265 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,557 No, he's really dead. 266 00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:43,663 I don't know what happened, I just went to pick him up 267 00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:46,566 and I didn't (BURPS), backed up, (BURPS). 268 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,434 Oh my god. 269 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,468 Oh my... 270 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,837 Come on, come on, let's go to the bathroom. 271 00:17:49,871 --> 00:17:53,273 - Go to the bathroom. - I'm gonna be sick. 272 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:55,675 (PHONE RINGING) 273 00:17:55,710 --> 00:17:57,644 Who the fuck is this? 274 00:17:59,947 --> 00:18:04,484 Fucking hell, fucking asshole, no money too probably. 275 00:18:06,053 --> 00:18:07,955 (SIGHING) Fuck. 276 00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:10,725 (PHONE RINGING) 277 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,393 Yeah. 278 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,594 Yeah, got your page. 279 00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:16,363 Chrome here, speak. 280 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,365 Chrome Mangle from Mangle and Mangle Investigations? 281 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,534 It's just Mangle now, who is this? 282 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,970 It's me mate, Finny. 283 00:18:23,004 --> 00:18:25,907 Finnegan, don't tell me I owe you money too. 284 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:30,477 No, old friend, I wanna hire you for a skip trace. 285 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,379 I don't do that shit anymore, you know, 286 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,614 since my, since my brother. 287 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:40,654 What if I was to tell you that I've stumbled across a file 288 00:18:41,122 --> 00:18:42,957 that could lead you to your brother's killer? 289 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,793 Cut it with the sausage Finnegan, I ain't biting. 290 00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:48,996 Come on down to the office, we'll discuss it over a drink, 291 00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:50,198 for old time's sake. 292 00:18:50,231 --> 00:18:52,632 I've had more fun with a couple of doorknobs, goodbye. 293 00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:56,336 So dismount and grease 'em up on my dime. 294 00:18:58,773 --> 00:18:59,907 All right, I'll tell you what, 295 00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:03,677 have a nice fifth waiting for me and my usual 12 pack. 296 00:19:03,711 --> 00:19:04,511 Of course. 297 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,081 CHROME: And a nice box of wine. 298 00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:07,949 Yes. 299 00:19:07,982 --> 00:19:09,482 The clear kind. 300 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,684 White? 301 00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:13,120 Yeah, pinot, that's it, that pinot grego, that's shit. 302 00:19:13,154 --> 00:19:14,822 Oh and Finnegan? 303 00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:16,090 Yes. 304 00:19:16,123 --> 00:19:18,793 I've built up quite a thirst. 305 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,598 (FINNEGAN LAUGHING) 306 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,133 Yes! 307 00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:27,835 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 308 00:19:27,869 --> 00:19:31,538 (HAMPTON LAUGHING) 309 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,808 Hey Huckle, what's up brother? 310 00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,977 Made the trades again. 311 00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:38,145 Well your ass did. 312 00:19:38,179 --> 00:19:41,414 Jeez man, what did you get into last night? 313 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,885 What are you doing man, what are you tokin'? 314 00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:45,452 Come on, I know you did something man, 315 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,755 were you eatin' or cheatin' man? 316 00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:51,726 Were you poppin', droppin', were you shootin', tootin'? 317 00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:54,427 Smokin, tokin', come on talk to me Huckle. 318 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,097 Hello, what were you gettin' into? 319 00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:58,933 TCB, THC, LSD, PCP, DMT, ecstasy? 320 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,538 The? 321 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:09,844 Holy shit is he dead? 322 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,614 I'm going to jail. 323 00:20:16,117 --> 00:20:17,985 MUFF: No one is going to jail. 324 00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:19,053 BREEN: What are we gonna do? 325 00:20:19,086 --> 00:20:23,824 Guys, the worst human being in the world is dead 326 00:20:23,858 --> 00:20:26,227 and we have 10 million dollars. 327 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:27,328 I'm just a filmmaker 328 00:20:27,361 --> 00:20:30,831 but I'm pretty sure without the star we're screwed. 329 00:20:30,865 --> 00:20:32,199 So we use a double. 330 00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:33,935 Yeah, I mean we get a doppelganger. 331 00:20:33,968 --> 00:20:34,634 What? 332 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,771 Hell, Cuba had three Castros. 333 00:20:36,804 --> 00:20:37,872 HAMPTON: Is that true? 334 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,673 Guys, he's married, 335 00:20:39,707 --> 00:20:42,143 I'm pretty sure his wife will figure it out. 336 00:20:42,176 --> 00:20:44,211 Oh god, this is the second worst thing 337 00:20:44,245 --> 00:20:46,147 that's ever happened to me. 338 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:49,984 Breen, it's okay, we'll think of something. 339 00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:57,490 I think I know somebody that can help us. 340 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,994 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 341 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,230 Aren't you worried about the ethical lines 342 00:21:03,264 --> 00:21:04,432 we're crossing here? 343 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:08,601 I'm a producer now Hampton, I worry about everything. 344 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,569 Well I guess we're talking 345 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,174 full producer credit for me too now, right? 346 00:21:13,207 --> 00:21:16,711 Co-pro, come on, I am covering up a murder you know Muff? 347 00:21:16,744 --> 00:21:19,013 Yeah, not very well if you keep mentioning it. 348 00:21:19,046 --> 00:21:20,948 Just shut up and try to act normal. 349 00:21:20,982 --> 00:21:24,251 Okay, just let me do the talking, right? 350 00:21:24,285 --> 00:21:25,119 (CLERK SPITTING) 351 00:21:25,152 --> 00:21:27,021 Stop, stop pushing me. 352 00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:29,957 Hello good sir, 353 00:21:29,991 --> 00:21:32,793 we are here looking for an employee of yours, 354 00:21:32,827 --> 00:21:35,495 dark eyes, dark hair, ponytail? 355 00:21:38,199 --> 00:21:41,068 (CLERK BELCHES) 356 00:21:41,102 --> 00:21:43,771 Gotcha, well he had Lunchables. 357 00:21:45,106 --> 00:21:48,109 If he was here and he did work here, 358 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,544 maybe he's in the back? 359 00:21:52,279 --> 00:21:54,081 (CLERK BELCHES) 360 00:21:54,115 --> 00:21:58,986 Affirmative, let's go look for him, that way please. 361 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,021 Not bad. 362 00:22:05,092 --> 00:22:08,863 Oh hey, (GROANS), he slimed me. 363 00:22:08,896 --> 00:22:11,032 Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 364 00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:17,204 Wait, can you take off your glasses and that hood thing? 365 00:22:18,906 --> 00:22:19,907 Sure. 366 00:22:21,142 --> 00:22:23,878 (MAGICAL MUSIC) 367 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:30,650 Holy shit. 368 00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:33,620 What? 369 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:34,587 How would you like to be a rich 370 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,991 and famous actor for the rest of your life? 371 00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:38,259 What do I have to do? 372 00:22:38,292 --> 00:22:40,127 (BOTH GROAN) 373 00:22:40,161 --> 00:22:41,896 Ready to be a movie star? 374 00:22:41,929 --> 00:22:43,764 Am I gonna be in an actual movie? 375 00:22:43,798 --> 00:22:47,802 Yes but not you, okay, let's get you up, okay. 376 00:22:49,837 --> 00:22:50,838 Okay, okay. 377 00:22:52,073 --> 00:22:53,174 You're going to be playing 378 00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:56,877 the role of the famous Hollywood actor Huckle Saxton. 379 00:22:56,911 --> 00:22:59,146 Huckle Sax, Huckle Saxton? 380 00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:01,382 I love Huckle, I saw "Gods of Pluto" 381 00:23:01,415 --> 00:23:02,817 in the theater eight times. 382 00:23:02,850 --> 00:23:03,918 Oh perfect. 383 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,121 Is Muff here? 384 00:23:07,822 --> 00:23:11,192 No, what's the emergency darling? 385 00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:13,961 That's kinda a long story but I need a little favor. 386 00:23:13,994 --> 00:23:15,662 ZELDA: Of course you do. 387 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,998 BREEN: Hey, thank god. 388 00:23:18,032 --> 00:23:19,400 Hi, I'm... 389 00:23:19,433 --> 00:23:23,370 Huckle Saxton, we know who you are knucklehead. 390 00:23:23,404 --> 00:23:25,339 Mighty Huckle Saxton. 391 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,909 Sugarplum, can I steal you for a sec? 392 00:23:28,943 --> 00:23:30,010 Sure, sure. 393 00:23:33,314 --> 00:23:36,050 Breen Nash, I know two things. 394 00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:43,991 How to get dicks hard and that boy is not Huckle. 395 00:23:44,024 --> 00:23:45,159 What are you up to? 396 00:23:45,192 --> 00:23:46,994 Huckle is in rehab. 397 00:23:48,896 --> 00:23:50,731 Oh bless his heart. 398 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:51,932 Is he shootin' again? 399 00:23:51,966 --> 00:23:56,437 No, no, but I'm about to lose financing for "Beast Moon" 400 00:23:56,470 --> 00:24:00,274 and if I don't start shooting, like now, 401 00:24:00,307 --> 00:24:02,042 then it's a problem. 402 00:24:03,077 --> 00:24:06,714 I need that guy to look like Huckle for a couple of weeks, 403 00:24:06,747 --> 00:24:07,715 can you do that for me? 404 00:24:07,748 --> 00:24:09,416 You shoulda just told me. 405 00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:12,920 Eyes yes, hair yes, skin yes, scars, no. 406 00:24:15,055 --> 00:24:17,224 There's always surgery. 407 00:24:17,258 --> 00:24:18,792 MICHAEL: I'm not having surgery! 408 00:24:18,826 --> 00:24:21,295 Not you baby, you're perfect. 409 00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:26,400 He's disfigured, I can't possibly cover those scars 410 00:24:26,433 --> 00:24:27,635 for the camera. 411 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,770 Don't you have some kind of a magic make-up to cover it 412 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,006 or know somebody that does? 413 00:24:34,775 --> 00:24:36,377 I may know someone. 414 00:24:37,244 --> 00:24:40,447 I met him through Trammel Steadfast. 415 00:24:40,481 --> 00:24:43,817 Wait a minute, isn't that that psycho make-up artist 416 00:24:43,851 --> 00:24:48,389 that attacked his crew and jumped off a bridge? 417 00:24:48,422 --> 00:24:52,359 If I make this call, there's no turning back. 418 00:24:58,432 --> 00:24:59,967 Make that call. 419 00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:09,777 Baby, listen sweetie. 420 00:25:11,512 --> 00:25:15,249 Remember that friend of yours with that special lotion? 421 00:25:15,282 --> 00:25:17,885 (TENSE MUSIC) 422 00:25:36,103 --> 00:25:37,438 Sorry I'm late. 423 00:25:41,909 --> 00:25:43,777 You were instructed to come alone. 424 00:25:43,811 --> 00:25:44,945 What, I did. 425 00:25:46,513 --> 00:25:48,882 Then who's that? 426 00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:52,253 Beez, I told you to stay down. 427 00:25:52,286 --> 00:25:54,455 Sorry that's Mr. Beez, he's cool. 428 00:25:54,488 --> 00:25:57,524 I mean he's not gonna talk to the cops or anything. 429 00:25:57,558 --> 00:26:00,094 Why I just brought the police into this mess is beyond me 430 00:26:00,127 --> 00:26:04,064 because there's nothing illegal happening here. 431 00:26:05,299 --> 00:26:07,268 I didn't bring any cash, you know, 432 00:26:07,301 --> 00:26:08,135 I didn't know how much it would be 433 00:26:08,168 --> 00:26:09,270 but I do have a company check so... 434 00:26:09,303 --> 00:26:14,375 The price would not be measured by gold but by blood. 435 00:26:15,242 --> 00:26:16,076 (BEEZ BARKING) 436 00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:17,778 Beez, cut it out. 437 00:26:20,281 --> 00:26:21,815 I'm sorry, blood? 438 00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:28,188 If I were to rip your heart out of your chest, right now, 439 00:26:30,424 --> 00:26:32,026 what would I find? 440 00:26:33,027 --> 00:26:36,063 You know, I've never been great with the hypothetical. 441 00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:37,298 Good or evil? 442 00:26:42,403 --> 00:26:44,938 I'm gonna pick good. 443 00:26:44,972 --> 00:26:46,874 I mean I'm kind to animals, right? 444 00:26:46,907 --> 00:26:48,375 And I never litter. 445 00:26:49,143 --> 00:26:53,814 You are what you are and will become what you are, 446 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:57,918 no matter what you think you are. 447 00:27:00,054 --> 00:27:02,389 I'm sorry, did I miss something here? 448 00:27:02,423 --> 00:27:06,226 What you seek is right there on the ground. 449 00:27:11,365 --> 00:27:12,366 Wow. 450 00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:18,205 The extract can be used at any time 451 00:27:18,238 --> 00:27:22,309 but will not work fully until the witching hour. 452 00:27:22,343 --> 00:27:25,479 (BELLS TOLLING) 453 00:27:25,512 --> 00:27:28,248 And when you say witching hour you mean? 454 00:27:28,282 --> 00:27:29,450 Midnight. 455 00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:30,451 Copy that. 456 00:27:34,288 --> 00:27:35,989 What is inside will be outside, 457 00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:39,026 what is underneath will be revealed. 458 00:27:41,228 --> 00:27:43,430 Now go, you've been warned. 459 00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:46,200 (BEEZ BARKING) 460 00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:47,968 No I'm sorry, I... 461 00:27:56,977 --> 00:27:58,612 Did you see that guy? 462 00:27:58,645 --> 00:28:00,981 I mean the whole ensemble? 463 00:28:01,716 --> 00:28:05,652 The hair, oh, guys like that, they make me feel 464 00:28:07,287 --> 00:28:09,656 like I just need to be more assertive, right? 465 00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:10,958 (BEEZ WHIMPERING) 466 00:28:10,991 --> 00:28:12,393 What, don't laugh. 467 00:28:16,697 --> 00:28:20,634 I'm just saying, we could be in over our heads. 468 00:28:23,337 --> 00:28:27,074 I love you Beez (LAUGHING). 469 00:28:36,483 --> 00:28:41,121 I gave him enough Xanax to knock out the real Huckle. 470 00:28:43,157 --> 00:28:44,958 Is that stuff safe? 471 00:28:48,529 --> 00:28:50,464 Completely safe, hon. 472 00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:56,336 You just sit back and relax, you won't feel a thing. 473 00:29:00,742 --> 00:29:03,510 (EXCITING MUSIC) 474 00:29:41,381 --> 00:29:43,383 EZEQUIEL: What is inside will be outside, 475 00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:47,120 what is underneath will be revealed. 476 00:29:47,154 --> 00:29:49,022 Don't use the cream. 477 00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:58,565 Hey champ, how was the nap? 478 00:29:58,599 --> 00:30:00,701 Wow you really passed out for a bit there. 479 00:30:00,735 --> 00:30:03,537 Now I can call you Huckle (LAUGHING). 480 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:06,206 Some of my scars are still here. 481 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,207 Don't worry about that, I mean, 482 00:30:07,241 --> 00:30:10,210 it's not even supposed to work until midnight. 483 00:30:10,244 --> 00:30:13,680 I don't know Breen, what if I'm not good at this. 484 00:30:13,715 --> 00:30:16,083 What are you talking about? Nobody is gonna notice. 485 00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:18,051 Okay, and just get through that first meeting with Scram 486 00:30:18,085 --> 00:30:19,386 and we can buy a little time 487 00:30:19,419 --> 00:30:22,356 and start working on Flex, your wife. 488 00:30:22,389 --> 00:30:23,524 Wife? 489 00:30:23,557 --> 00:30:24,658 Yeah. 490 00:30:24,691 --> 00:30:27,394 What if she wants me to, you know? 491 00:30:27,427 --> 00:30:28,529 (DOOR BANGING) 492 00:30:28,562 --> 00:30:29,831 DUSTIN: Breen, you fuck, it's D! 493 00:30:29,864 --> 00:30:31,465 Oh, Dustin, god. 494 00:30:32,599 --> 00:30:35,703 He's probably here to beg me for a role on "Beast Moon." 495 00:30:35,737 --> 00:30:37,504 Fuck you, open the fucking door. 496 00:30:37,538 --> 00:30:39,640 Dustin Foxxx the movie star? 497 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:41,743 "Vampire Knights?" 498 00:30:41,776 --> 00:30:44,511 By Lancelot's light, I thy vampire knight. 499 00:30:44,545 --> 00:30:47,114 What are you doin', don't do that. He hates you. 500 00:30:47,147 --> 00:30:48,048 Why? 501 00:30:48,081 --> 00:30:51,218 Because you slept with his wife twice. 502 00:30:51,251 --> 00:30:53,287 Now sit down and don't say a word, okay? 503 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,254 (DOOR THUMPING) 504 00:30:54,288 --> 00:30:56,456 DUSTIN: Open this fucking door Breen. 505 00:30:56,490 --> 00:30:58,258 Hey buddy. 506 00:30:58,292 --> 00:31:00,862 I want a role in "Beast Moon" Breen. 507 00:31:00,895 --> 00:31:02,797 We can talk about this at the office. 508 00:31:02,830 --> 00:31:05,532 Bullshit, I know you're greenlit. 509 00:31:05,566 --> 00:31:07,367 Yeah, I thought I smelled you Fuckle. 510 00:31:07,401 --> 00:31:10,337 You know what, I want supporting Breen. 511 00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:11,505 And none of that scale shit! 512 00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:16,143 Oh no, you're top of the list buddy, top of the list! 513 00:31:16,176 --> 00:31:19,212 Oh my god, he believed it, I'm him, I'm Huckle. 514 00:31:19,246 --> 00:31:21,281 No you're not and I said shut up, okay, 515 00:31:21,315 --> 00:31:22,583 so that means shut up. 516 00:31:22,616 --> 00:31:25,419 You put me in that fucking movie Breen! 517 00:31:25,452 --> 00:31:28,522 I'm gonna call your agent D. 518 00:31:28,555 --> 00:31:30,490 Oh god I hate his agent. 519 00:31:30,524 --> 00:31:32,659 DUSTIN: Suckle Fagston. 520 00:31:36,630 --> 00:31:40,233 Hey buddy, kinda just have one bathroom. 521 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:44,137 No, what the fuck is this? 522 00:31:44,171 --> 00:31:46,573 (TENSE MUSIC) 523 00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:05,592 So I need to be wrapping this up. 524 00:32:05,626 --> 00:32:06,693 You thought I was a monster on set 525 00:32:06,728 --> 00:32:08,362 when we shot "Gods of Pluto." 526 00:32:08,395 --> 00:32:09,496 Watch what happens 527 00:32:09,529 --> 00:32:12,499 if you don't get me something good in "Beast Moon." 528 00:32:12,532 --> 00:32:14,802 I don't even care that "Gods of Pluto" sucked so much, 529 00:32:14,836 --> 00:32:15,937 you know why? 530 00:32:15,970 --> 00:32:18,706 'Cause I believe there are different spaces and times 531 00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:20,607 and universes out there, 532 00:32:20,641 --> 00:32:23,945 that are the exact opposite of our own. 533 00:32:23,978 --> 00:32:26,546 So somewhere, somewhere out there, 534 00:32:26,580 --> 00:32:28,916 "Gods of Pluto" is the biggest hit of all time 535 00:32:28,950 --> 00:32:32,419 and I am the biggest star in that world. 536 00:32:37,892 --> 00:32:42,830 You sleep with my wife again, I'll fucking stab you Huckle. 537 00:32:49,403 --> 00:32:50,604 Did he leave? 538 00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:55,442 Thank god, I hate actors. 539 00:32:58,245 --> 00:33:00,647 (TENSE MUSIC) 540 00:33:03,785 --> 00:33:05,585 Goddammit, oh shit. 541 00:33:09,623 --> 00:33:12,492 (DUSTIN GROANING) 542 00:33:19,466 --> 00:33:22,402 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 543 00:33:24,772 --> 00:33:28,810 Man I miss the old days when pot used to be illegal man. 544 00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:30,510 Especially when I needed some weed, 545 00:33:30,544 --> 00:33:32,312 I used to down to the park 546 00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:35,983 and just bust some kids and take their shit. 547 00:33:36,017 --> 00:33:37,651 Hey, I think I heard something. 548 00:33:37,684 --> 00:33:40,021 They always used to complain and shit about it... 549 00:33:40,054 --> 00:33:41,588 Burt, hey Burt! 550 00:33:44,324 --> 00:33:45,325 Burt! 551 00:33:45,358 --> 00:33:46,127 What? 552 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:46,828 Man come on, I just got demoted, 553 00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:48,896 I ain't trying to do a desk job. 554 00:33:48,930 --> 00:33:50,732 I think I heard a noise. 555 00:33:50,765 --> 00:33:54,301 Well congratulations Reynolds, how 'bout this? 556 00:33:54,334 --> 00:33:57,437 (BURT FARTS) 557 00:33:57,471 --> 00:34:00,607 Oh come on dude, I'm tryna eat here. 558 00:34:04,344 --> 00:34:07,915 Sweetie wait, I didn't know she was gonna be there. 559 00:34:07,949 --> 00:34:10,383 It's a party in the hills, she's at most of them. 560 00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:11,518 Fuck you Doug. 561 00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:14,354 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 562 00:34:15,322 --> 00:34:17,390 Hey, hey, stop, I swear 563 00:34:18,092 --> 00:34:19,626 I had no idea Jasmin was gonna be here. 564 00:34:19,659 --> 00:34:21,963 You're such a lying piece of shit. 565 00:34:21,996 --> 00:34:23,663 You're a bad lay, you're a bad liar 566 00:34:23,697 --> 00:34:25,699 and I saw you giving her the fuck me eyes. 567 00:34:25,733 --> 00:34:27,300 Stay away from me. 568 00:34:27,334 --> 00:34:28,668 Just be logical. 569 00:34:28,703 --> 00:34:31,638 (MONSTER GROWLING) 570 00:34:32,672 --> 00:34:34,709 What the fuck was that? 571 00:34:35,609 --> 00:34:40,313 I think we should just get back to the house. 572 00:34:40,347 --> 00:34:42,349 Where the fuck is the house? 573 00:34:42,382 --> 00:34:43,918 I don't know. 574 00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:45,787 (LYDIA SCREAMING) 575 00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:48,622 (DOUG SCREAMING) 576 00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:52,827 (LYDIA SCREAMING) 577 00:34:57,732 --> 00:34:58,733 Oh my god! 578 00:35:01,903 --> 00:35:04,638 (FLESH TEARING) 579 00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:21,621 Oh fuck. 580 00:35:23,825 --> 00:35:25,893 I gotta stop doing drugs. 581 00:35:29,997 --> 00:35:34,969 (DUSTIN GASPING) (KNIFE SQUELCHING) 582 00:35:40,007 --> 00:35:42,977 Hey Muff, what's the name of that publicist, 583 00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:44,779 Ronnie, Ronnie, Remy? 584 00:35:46,580 --> 00:35:48,682 Renny, Renny, Renny Black. 585 00:35:48,716 --> 00:35:51,518 Yes, yes, I need that guy's number. 586 00:35:51,551 --> 00:35:53,587 And I also need you and Hampton 587 00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:54,454 to meet me down at Zelda's salon. 588 00:35:54,487 --> 00:35:55,289 So what now? 589 00:35:55,323 --> 00:35:56,824 We're gonna tap into your bad boy. 590 00:35:56,858 --> 00:35:58,692 I thought you said you wanted me to be a good guy? 591 00:35:58,726 --> 00:36:00,527 I'll explain it in the car. 592 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,561 No not you. 593 00:36:02,263 --> 00:36:04,866 Can you just, no I need Zelda. 594 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:10,004 Yes, okay, let's just start at the salon. 595 00:36:10,037 --> 00:36:12,707 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 596 00:36:21,514 --> 00:36:24,618 (MICHAEL GASPS) 597 00:36:24,651 --> 00:36:26,453 MUFF: You're going to need to look like him, 598 00:36:26,486 --> 00:36:27,889 talk like him, walk like him 599 00:36:27,922 --> 00:36:31,458 and treat others exactly the way he does. 600 00:36:54,849 --> 00:36:56,851 Okay, okay, you ready? 601 00:36:59,686 --> 00:37:00,687 Yeah. 602 00:37:03,124 --> 00:37:05,458 No, it's a lot of pressure 603 00:37:06,761 --> 00:37:08,129 to be in entirely different person 604 00:37:08,162 --> 00:37:10,197 and a good actor in just four days. 605 00:37:10,231 --> 00:37:13,000 Yeah but a good actor could do both right? 606 00:37:13,034 --> 00:37:15,970 So be a good actor, you got this. 607 00:37:16,003 --> 00:37:17,872 Besides, she's gonna yell and scream at you 608 00:37:17,905 --> 00:37:20,074 and lock herself up in the room anyway so, 609 00:37:20,107 --> 00:37:21,142 play dumb 'til that happens. 610 00:37:21,175 --> 00:37:22,009 Okay. 611 00:37:22,043 --> 00:37:24,577 Okay you got this. 612 00:37:24,611 --> 00:37:26,914 If you need anything, do not call me. 613 00:37:26,948 --> 00:37:29,884 (TIRES SCREECHING) 614 00:37:31,218 --> 00:37:32,253 Okay thanks Breen. 615 00:37:32,286 --> 00:37:34,956 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 616 00:37:49,837 --> 00:37:51,172 This is my house. 617 00:38:00,014 --> 00:38:01,015 Hello? 618 00:38:08,621 --> 00:38:11,759 Where the fuck have you been Huckle? 619 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,662 With Breen, training for "Beast Moon." 620 00:38:15,695 --> 00:38:17,264 Great, thanks for calling asshole. 621 00:38:17,298 --> 00:38:18,833 How was your night Flex? 622 00:38:18,866 --> 00:38:20,167 I puked up blood while our maid 623 00:38:20,201 --> 00:38:22,236 called me a (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE). 624 00:38:22,269 --> 00:38:26,307 And I know that means something derogatory so she quit. 625 00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:28,275 Or maybe I fired her. 626 00:38:28,309 --> 00:38:31,078 Haven't showered in a couple days, wanna smell my pits? 627 00:38:31,112 --> 00:38:33,848 No, why would I wanna do that? 628 00:38:34,581 --> 00:38:38,886 You don't want stinky pits, are you sick or something? 629 00:38:38,919 --> 00:38:42,589 No, I just, I just wanna tell you 630 00:38:42,622 --> 00:38:44,691 to get ready for a change. 631 00:38:44,725 --> 00:38:48,561 The new me is gonna be different than the old me. 632 00:38:48,595 --> 00:38:51,732 Holy shit, your eyes are clear, 633 00:38:51,766 --> 00:38:53,901 are you getting fucking sober on me? 634 00:38:53,934 --> 00:38:56,237 You said we were never getting sober unless I got knocked up 635 00:38:56,270 --> 00:38:58,039 and there's no fucking way 636 00:38:58,072 --> 00:39:00,341 I am letting you destroy this body. 637 00:39:00,374 --> 00:39:03,177 Can I have $5,000 for Rodeo Drive today? 638 00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:05,880 I don't have $5,000. 639 00:39:05,913 --> 00:39:07,680 I mean on me. 640 00:39:07,715 --> 00:39:10,650 Fine, keep your precious money. 641 00:39:10,683 --> 00:39:11,519 You'll see what happens 642 00:39:11,551 --> 00:39:14,255 when my moon-tan lotion starts selling. 643 00:39:14,288 --> 00:39:15,823 I hate you again. 644 00:39:17,758 --> 00:39:20,828 I'm sorry, can you forgive me Flex? 645 00:39:23,831 --> 00:39:25,299 What did you say? 646 00:39:28,102 --> 00:39:29,103 I'm sorry? 647 00:39:31,172 --> 00:39:33,107 Say it again. 648 00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:35,608 I'm sorry for being a jerk. 649 00:39:35,642 --> 00:39:37,111 You deserve better. 650 00:39:40,815 --> 00:39:43,184 We are driving up the coast tonight for dins, 651 00:39:43,217 --> 00:39:48,122 then you're going down on me for dessert, front and back. 652 00:39:48,155 --> 00:39:50,091 Maybe I'll order beans. 653 00:39:53,761 --> 00:39:54,728 Huh? 654 00:39:54,762 --> 00:39:57,231 (ZIP GRINDING) 655 00:39:58,365 --> 00:39:59,366 Oh. 656 00:40:09,009 --> 00:40:11,245 I have to speak for this studio here Huck, 657 00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:13,047 we don't need any bad PR. 658 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,149 It was sexy in the beginning, 659 00:40:15,182 --> 00:40:16,984 return of the Hollywood bad boy 660 00:40:17,017 --> 00:40:19,320 but now it's just a distraction. 661 00:40:19,353 --> 00:40:22,756 Yeah, you feel this don't you geezer? 662 00:40:23,424 --> 00:40:27,428 Ma'am, Scram, I'm a totally different person. 663 00:40:27,461 --> 00:40:29,230 If you can bet on me on BM, 664 00:40:29,263 --> 00:40:34,201 we can shoot two and three back to back for half the racks. 665 00:40:40,107 --> 00:40:43,277 We'll fast track "Beast Moon" for a fall release, Scram? 666 00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:45,880 Well we'll have to dump "Dance Blade 4," 667 00:40:45,913 --> 00:40:47,214 push the "Vampire Knights" revamp 668 00:40:47,248 --> 00:40:50,050 for February, that'll work. 669 00:40:50,084 --> 00:40:51,919 Is that good for you Breen? 670 00:40:51,952 --> 00:40:54,155 Yes, that's great for me. 671 00:40:55,723 --> 00:40:57,458 Huckle we need a moment with Breen. 672 00:40:57,491 --> 00:41:00,027 Oh, thank you ma'am, Scram. 673 00:41:02,463 --> 00:41:03,297 I'll be outside. 674 00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:05,199 I'll be right there. 675 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,236 You see, brand new Huck, right? 676 00:41:09,270 --> 00:41:12,006 Breen, you're a moron. 677 00:41:12,039 --> 00:41:12,706 I am? 678 00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:14,408 You got his head too straight. 679 00:41:14,441 --> 00:41:15,109 I do? 680 00:41:15,142 --> 00:41:16,911 We don't want him thanking us. 681 00:41:16,944 --> 00:41:18,078 Calling me sir? 682 00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:20,414 Jeez, Ali had security standing by 683 00:41:20,447 --> 00:41:22,316 thinkin' he might trash the place. 684 00:41:22,349 --> 00:41:23,517 That's why he's bankable. 685 00:41:23,551 --> 00:41:28,322 We want him on time, sober, clean, focused on the film 686 00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:32,493 but let's keep him interesting and entertaining, you idiot. 687 00:41:32,526 --> 00:41:33,460 I got this. 688 00:41:33,494 --> 00:41:35,996 I realize you're completely incompetent. 689 00:41:36,030 --> 00:41:37,932 But you can handle it, can't you Breen? 690 00:41:37,965 --> 00:41:40,434 Of course I can, I mean it's... 691 00:41:40,467 --> 00:41:43,404 Don't fuck this up Breen. 692 00:41:43,437 --> 00:41:46,240 (ELEVATOR MUSIC) 693 00:41:49,109 --> 00:41:53,113 I just love a good white Wonder Bread sandwich 694 00:41:53,914 --> 00:41:58,252 with some thick white meat completely covered 695 00:41:58,285 --> 00:42:01,121 in some hot sticky white mess. 696 00:42:01,155 --> 00:42:03,157 (BREEN HEAVES) 697 00:42:03,190 --> 00:42:05,226 That sounds delicious. 698 00:42:05,259 --> 00:42:08,128 You a sandwich guy Breen? 699 00:42:08,162 --> 00:42:11,732 I don't think she's talking about lunch. 700 00:42:16,437 --> 00:42:18,239 Ice 'em down Finny. 701 00:42:19,173 --> 00:42:20,241 Ice 'em down. 702 00:42:22,476 --> 00:42:26,280 Will the real fucking Huckle please stand up? 703 00:42:28,849 --> 00:42:30,050 What a jag off. 704 00:42:35,022 --> 00:42:37,191 So he just stood there? 705 00:42:37,224 --> 00:42:40,828 Then he took her to dinner, no drugs, no booze, 706 00:42:40,861 --> 00:42:43,831 lotta beans, he's gonna be shitting for a week. 707 00:42:43,864 --> 00:42:46,100 Good, he knew you were watching. 708 00:42:46,133 --> 00:42:50,537 Nobody ever sees me watchin' ever, you got it? 709 00:42:50,571 --> 00:42:53,507 Oh for god's sake Chrome, I'm on your side, let go. 710 00:42:53,540 --> 00:42:57,578 I want that fuckin' file you fat Ironside fuckin' cripple. 711 00:42:57,611 --> 00:42:59,546 And you will have it. 712 00:43:00,514 --> 00:43:02,416 As soon as you get me proof 713 00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:05,286 that Huckle is doing something illegal. 714 00:43:05,319 --> 00:43:07,888 I need the ability to destroy him 715 00:43:07,921 --> 00:43:10,190 in order to get you your file. 716 00:43:10,224 --> 00:43:12,126 You pass arithmetic? 717 00:43:12,159 --> 00:43:14,895 Take a look, see the ink on his right ass cheek? 718 00:43:14,928 --> 00:43:16,964 That's a bullseye tattoo, right? 719 00:43:16,997 --> 00:43:17,998 All right. 720 00:43:20,234 --> 00:43:22,836 Why is this one clean as a baby's ass? 721 00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:25,072 Where's the fuckin' tattoo? 722 00:43:26,140 --> 00:43:27,274 What are you suggesting? 723 00:43:27,308 --> 00:43:31,378 I'm suggesting that this ass don't belong to Huckle. 724 00:43:31,412 --> 00:43:33,414 Not the real one anyway. 725 00:43:34,214 --> 00:43:36,550 These guys, they're always using doubles 726 00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:38,519 in the movie pictures, right? 727 00:43:38,552 --> 00:43:39,754 Why would he replace himself? 728 00:43:39,788 --> 00:43:44,325 Because the fucking barracudas that run the movie studios, 729 00:43:44,358 --> 00:43:46,093 they create these actors right? 730 00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:48,429 Who better to replace them? 731 00:43:48,462 --> 00:43:51,332 You think Wooly Workingstiff's got any idea what, 732 00:43:51,365 --> 00:43:52,566 like, fucking time of day it is? 733 00:43:52,599 --> 00:43:54,068 You think he's gonna know the difference 734 00:43:54,101 --> 00:43:56,603 between a real actor and a fugazi? 735 00:43:56,637 --> 00:43:59,039 Oh my god, you are right. 736 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:04,211 Which begs the hundred billion dollar question. 737 00:44:04,244 --> 00:44:07,514 BOTH: Where's the real Huckle Saxton? 738 00:44:10,351 --> 00:44:12,986 (HUCKLE GASPING) 739 00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:15,622 (MYSTICAL MUSIC) 740 00:44:30,971 --> 00:44:31,972 Hello? 741 00:44:37,044 --> 00:44:38,045 Hello? 742 00:44:41,415 --> 00:44:44,151 I gotta stop doing so much blow. 743 00:44:48,555 --> 00:44:50,023 And drink water. 744 00:44:58,098 --> 00:44:59,166 Brown Bomber? 745 00:45:07,408 --> 00:45:08,542 What the fuck? 746 00:45:10,444 --> 00:45:12,379 Help, somebody help me! 747 00:45:16,683 --> 00:45:19,086 Fuck my legs, I can't move. 748 00:45:21,321 --> 00:45:23,457 I'm Huckle fucking Saxton. 749 00:45:24,491 --> 00:45:27,428 Somebody call my manager, fuckers! 750 00:45:32,232 --> 00:45:35,536 You can't keep doing this Huckle. 751 00:45:35,569 --> 00:45:37,070 I can't support charities? 752 00:45:37,104 --> 00:45:39,273 Not dressed respectably. 753 00:45:39,306 --> 00:45:41,709 Give him some space chalk stick. 754 00:45:41,743 --> 00:45:44,746 Out of nowhere, you're so big yet so stealthy. 755 00:45:44,779 --> 00:45:46,714 You heard her, give me some space. 756 00:45:46,748 --> 00:45:49,082 I'm trying to manage you. 757 00:45:49,116 --> 00:45:51,351 I was doing just fine until I met you. 758 00:45:51,385 --> 00:45:52,686 WOMEN: Ooh! 759 00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:53,822 Shut up idiot. 760 00:45:53,855 --> 00:45:55,589 - You see that's better. - All right, you can get out, 761 00:45:55,622 --> 00:45:59,293 get out, get out, shut the door behind you. 762 00:46:00,795 --> 00:46:04,698 Maybe I'll make Nectarine my new manager. 763 00:46:04,732 --> 00:46:06,734 Eat a nectarine, Breen. 764 00:46:06,768 --> 00:46:10,003 (BREEN HEAVES) 765 00:46:10,037 --> 00:46:12,372 I'm so disappointed in you. 766 00:46:14,141 --> 00:46:15,676 I'm off to Crafty. 767 00:46:22,449 --> 00:46:25,085 You need anything puddin' pop? 768 00:46:25,118 --> 00:46:28,055 Okay, so you when I'm back. 769 00:46:28,088 --> 00:46:30,491 (TENSE MUSIC) 770 00:46:37,765 --> 00:46:40,033 What's happening to me? 771 00:47:04,157 --> 00:47:05,158 Invincible. 772 00:47:14,167 --> 00:47:16,637 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 773 00:47:40,527 --> 00:47:42,462 You know, all things considered, 774 00:47:42,496 --> 00:47:44,832 things are going pretty well. 775 00:47:49,336 --> 00:47:51,471 Maybe a little too well. 776 00:47:57,544 --> 00:47:59,546 Huckle you've got an interview... 777 00:47:59,580 --> 00:48:00,614 So? 778 00:48:00,647 --> 00:48:03,617 Okay, okay, okay, listen up everybody, all right, 779 00:48:03,650 --> 00:48:06,553 don't forget I've got free drinks on me tonight at The Cove. 780 00:48:06,587 --> 00:48:09,757 How about free drinks on Breen right now? 781 00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:13,393 (EVERYONE LAUGHING) 782 00:48:13,427 --> 00:48:14,561 All right, that's funny, 783 00:48:14,595 --> 00:48:16,196 we've got our yayas out right there, 784 00:48:16,229 --> 00:48:17,664 how 'bout we get back to work? 785 00:48:17,698 --> 00:48:19,266 I'm gonna go change my shirt. 786 00:48:19,299 --> 00:48:20,434 Woo! 787 00:48:20,467 --> 00:48:21,903 (EVERYONE LAUGHING) 788 00:48:21,936 --> 00:48:24,806 Everyone take one, I'll be back. 789 00:48:34,181 --> 00:48:36,784 (CHILDREN LAUGHING) 790 00:48:36,818 --> 00:48:39,419 (TENSE MUSIC) 791 00:48:42,289 --> 00:48:43,423 Who's there? 792 00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:02,275 Am I in hell? 793 00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:15,689 Listen geniuses, this is the last time 794 00:49:15,723 --> 00:49:18,191 I'm wearing this thing so, try not to fuck my shit up 795 00:49:18,225 --> 00:49:19,593 when you apply the mask this time? 796 00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:21,328 We're really sorry about the rash, 797 00:49:21,361 --> 00:49:22,930 the application will be just fine. 798 00:49:22,964 --> 00:49:26,366 You think, well then fuck you two. 799 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,235 Y'all seen my phone? 800 00:49:28,268 --> 00:49:29,236 I already checked my... 801 00:49:29,269 --> 00:49:33,340 Wait a minute, that was my first suggestion. 802 00:49:33,373 --> 00:49:35,509 Oh, there it is, got it. 803 00:49:40,815 --> 00:49:43,951 You could learn a lot from that girl. 804 00:49:43,985 --> 00:49:45,452 She's all class. 805 00:49:47,421 --> 00:49:48,488 (DOOR KNOCKING) 806 00:49:48,522 --> 00:49:49,656 BORIS: This occupied. 807 00:49:49,690 --> 00:49:50,691 It's me. 808 00:49:54,394 --> 00:49:56,898 Look, he's not doing drugs but he's doing something. 809 00:49:56,931 --> 00:49:58,733 It is all on that camera. 810 00:49:58,766 --> 00:50:01,936 So after this tell Finnegan, I'm done, I'm out. 811 00:50:01,969 --> 00:50:03,905 Would you like nacho? 812 00:50:05,639 --> 00:50:08,241 (TENSE MUSIC) 813 00:50:21,789 --> 00:50:22,990 How're you feeling Huckle? 814 00:50:23,024 --> 00:50:25,358 You know that masks' great but it's kind of firm on your... 815 00:50:25,392 --> 00:50:26,027 (VOMIT SPLASHING) 816 00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:27,028 (WOMEN SCREAMING) 817 00:50:27,061 --> 00:50:29,663 (TENSE MUSIC) 818 00:50:31,698 --> 00:50:33,366 Get away from me! 819 00:50:34,869 --> 00:50:36,738 I will kill you. 820 00:50:36,771 --> 00:50:39,639 (KARLA SCREAMING) 821 00:50:44,779 --> 00:50:47,749 Huckle, don't kill me, I love you! 822 00:50:49,984 --> 00:50:52,787 (NECK CRUNCHING) 823 00:50:57,691 --> 00:51:00,627 (MICHEAL GROWLING) 824 00:51:28,723 --> 00:51:29,957 Wow. 825 00:51:29,991 --> 00:51:30,825 (SOMETHING CRUNCHING) 826 00:51:30,858 --> 00:51:32,526 This looks amazing. 827 00:51:34,862 --> 00:51:38,465 I mean, it's a complete waste of materials 828 00:51:38,498 --> 00:51:40,433 but this looks awesome. 829 00:51:44,872 --> 00:51:47,809 MICHAEL: It isn't make-up Breen. 830 00:51:49,576 --> 00:51:51,712 They said it would come off if I yank it from the bottom 831 00:51:51,746 --> 00:51:53,881 but it just pulls my skin. 832 00:51:55,917 --> 00:51:57,785 Scars came back Breen. 833 00:51:59,854 --> 00:52:02,622 So I put on the cream and it struck midnight 834 00:52:02,656 --> 00:52:03,858 and now I can't take it off! 835 00:52:03,891 --> 00:52:08,395 Wait, wait, just calm down, take a breath, all right? 836 00:52:08,428 --> 00:52:10,865 (MICHAEL LAUGHING) 837 00:52:10,898 --> 00:52:12,033 MICHAEL: You think the Hollywood lifestyle's 838 00:52:12,066 --> 00:52:13,234 getting to me? 839 00:52:13,267 --> 00:52:15,870 Think your grooming process maybe went a little too far? 840 00:52:15,903 --> 00:52:17,571 It's just make-up okay, we can get it off, 841 00:52:17,604 --> 00:52:21,441 we'll take it off, just take it easy. 842 00:52:21,474 --> 00:52:24,745 MICHAEL: It isn't just make-up Breen. 843 00:52:27,447 --> 00:52:28,448 Okay. 844 00:52:30,617 --> 00:52:32,586 MICHAEL: I can feel it. 845 00:52:32,619 --> 00:52:34,021 Okay. 846 00:52:34,055 --> 00:52:36,590 MICHAEL: I didn't want to. 847 00:52:37,725 --> 00:52:42,096 I told them to get away but then I had to eat them. 848 00:52:44,664 --> 00:52:47,869 And now I'm going to eat you too Breen. 849 00:52:52,439 --> 00:52:53,941 (BREEN SCREAMING) 850 00:52:53,975 --> 00:52:56,543 (TENSE MUSIC) 851 00:52:56,576 --> 00:52:59,113 Eat me, why would you want to eat me? 852 00:52:59,146 --> 00:53:01,148 I'm just skin and bones! 853 00:53:02,649 --> 00:53:05,385 (MICHAEL ROARS) 854 00:53:29,676 --> 00:53:32,412 (PHONE RINGING) 855 00:53:33,180 --> 00:53:35,850 I told you to stop asking me. 856 00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:41,588 You ask me again, your client's gonna start losing points. 857 00:53:41,621 --> 00:53:42,890 One, two, three. 858 00:53:44,491 --> 00:53:47,427 (SOMETHING GROWLS) 859 00:53:52,565 --> 00:53:54,235 Did you hear me? 860 00:53:54,268 --> 00:53:56,503 And you ever bother me again 861 00:53:56,536 --> 00:53:59,472 after 8 o' clock in the middle of my run, 862 00:53:59,506 --> 00:54:02,642 I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna eat you alive, 863 00:54:02,676 --> 00:54:04,078 then I'm gonna find your client, 864 00:54:04,111 --> 00:54:06,714 I'm gonna eat him alive and then for dessert, 865 00:54:06,747 --> 00:54:08,749 I'm gonna eat your wife. 866 00:54:11,819 --> 00:54:14,755 (JOGGER SCREAMING) 867 00:54:18,759 --> 00:54:20,761 DISPATCHER: We have a 1091 868 00:54:20,795 --> 00:54:23,130 near the Woodrow Wilson Boulevard, 869 00:54:23,164 --> 00:54:27,667 I repeat, a vicious animal attack near your location. 870 00:54:27,701 --> 00:54:28,769 SERGEANT: Sanchez, Reynolds, 871 00:54:28,803 --> 00:54:30,670 you playing with each other's ding-a-lings again? 872 00:54:30,705 --> 00:54:31,739 Sanchez here. 873 00:54:31,772 --> 00:54:34,041 That was a rumor, it was just Greek yogurt Sarge. 874 00:54:34,075 --> 00:54:35,642 SERGEANT: Yeah, the lab said otherwise. 875 00:54:35,675 --> 00:54:36,643 But Sarge... 876 00:54:36,676 --> 00:54:38,145 SERGEANT: Shut the fuck up. 877 00:54:38,179 --> 00:54:40,680 The mayor's mistress called, her dog was attacked 878 00:54:40,715 --> 00:54:43,050 right where you two assholes are parked, 879 00:54:43,084 --> 00:54:46,619 keep your eyes peeled and your hands off your cocks. 880 00:54:46,653 --> 00:54:49,924 Eyes and ears open sir, we will shoot on sight. 881 00:54:49,957 --> 00:54:51,258 Shoot to kill Sarge. 882 00:54:51,292 --> 00:54:53,227 SERGEANT: You fucking idiots. 883 00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:55,997 You keep your sidearms holstered, locate the suspect 884 00:54:56,030 --> 00:54:58,766 and contact Animal Control, understood? 885 00:54:58,799 --> 00:55:01,068 Understood but that was Greek yogurt! 886 00:55:01,102 --> 00:55:03,070 What a fuckin' asshole man, 887 00:55:03,104 --> 00:55:04,705 why don't he call Animal Control, 888 00:55:04,739 --> 00:55:07,308 what the fuck we look like? 889 00:55:07,341 --> 00:55:09,542 We are police officers. 890 00:55:09,576 --> 00:55:11,879 Hey man, do you think we're gonna do, 891 00:55:11,912 --> 00:55:12,747 you know what I'm sayin? 892 00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:14,715 Watch this, watch this. 893 00:55:16,951 --> 00:55:20,553 Hotbox, that's what the fuck I'm gonna do. 894 00:55:23,090 --> 00:55:25,026 Yeah okay you're right. 895 00:55:25,059 --> 00:55:27,728 (SOMETHING GROWLING) 896 00:55:27,762 --> 00:55:28,796 The fuck was that? 897 00:55:28,829 --> 00:55:31,232 (TENSE MUSIC) 898 00:55:46,847 --> 00:55:49,316 Hey, what's the emergency? 899 00:55:49,350 --> 00:55:52,787 Okay, minor wrinkle but Huck has literally turned 900 00:55:52,820 --> 00:55:54,188 into the monster from "Beast Moon." 901 00:55:54,221 --> 00:55:56,957 Wait, he's acting like the monster from the movie? 902 00:55:56,991 --> 00:56:00,127 Not acting, he is the monster from the movie. 903 00:56:00,161 --> 00:56:03,130 He kinda went crazy and killed Keemsee 904 00:56:03,164 --> 00:56:04,131 and Karla a little bit. 905 00:56:04,165 --> 00:56:04,999 Where is he? 906 00:56:05,032 --> 00:56:05,966 I don't know. 907 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,600 Guys, guys, I set his phone for tracking 908 00:56:07,634 --> 00:56:09,370 after the whole Betty White fiasco. 909 00:56:09,403 --> 00:56:10,938 You know, he really should have won that fight. 910 00:56:10,971 --> 00:56:11,638 (PHONE BEEPING) 911 00:56:11,671 --> 00:56:14,008 Whoa, he's already in west LA. 912 00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:15,709 Wait, on foot? 913 00:56:15,743 --> 00:56:16,977 This is all my fault. 914 00:56:17,011 --> 00:56:18,012 Look, do you still have those tranqs 915 00:56:18,045 --> 00:56:18,979 in the back of your car? 916 00:56:19,013 --> 00:56:19,814 Of course. 917 00:56:19,847 --> 00:56:22,349 Okay, you tidy up here and we'll... 918 00:56:22,383 --> 00:56:25,853 Whoa, whoa, tidy up double homicide? 919 00:56:25,886 --> 00:56:27,288 Look do you want that producer credit? 920 00:56:27,321 --> 00:56:28,756 It'll open so many doors. 921 00:56:28,789 --> 00:56:30,257 Then go get some cleaning supplies, 922 00:56:30,291 --> 00:56:34,195 make this place spotless and I will consider it. 923 00:56:34,228 --> 00:56:35,930 What, I said I'd consider it. 924 00:56:35,963 --> 00:56:36,964 (PHONE BEEPING) 925 00:56:36,997 --> 00:56:37,965 Okay he stopped. 926 00:56:37,998 --> 00:56:39,200 Where? 927 00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:40,234 His house. 928 00:56:42,770 --> 00:56:44,905 Okay, in you go, you go. 929 00:56:47,775 --> 00:56:49,243 I've got your back. 930 00:56:57,785 --> 00:56:58,786 Okay. 931 00:57:05,359 --> 00:57:08,028 (DOOR SQUEAKS) 932 00:57:10,931 --> 00:57:11,932 Upstairs. 933 00:57:18,105 --> 00:57:19,106 Okay, go. 934 00:57:26,747 --> 00:57:28,949 Did I turn off the stove? 935 00:57:30,117 --> 00:57:32,720 Have I ever even used the stove? 936 00:57:32,753 --> 00:57:35,289 (FLEX LAUGHING) 937 00:57:37,024 --> 00:57:38,058 (MUFF SCREAMING) 938 00:57:38,092 --> 00:57:40,761 (DIRT WHIZZES) 939 00:57:42,763 --> 00:57:43,397 (FLEX THUMPS) 940 00:57:43,430 --> 00:57:44,431 Oh shit. 941 00:57:45,266 --> 00:57:47,134 It's all good in here. 942 00:57:53,807 --> 00:57:57,211 I can't get this mask off Breen, it's... 943 00:58:02,216 --> 00:58:04,351 Zelda hi, it's Breen. 944 00:58:04,385 --> 00:58:07,821 Is there something you may have forgotten to tell me? 945 00:58:07,855 --> 00:58:09,790 It's pulling my fucking face. 946 00:58:09,823 --> 00:58:11,325 Breen, Breen, I'm telling you 947 00:58:11,358 --> 00:58:12,960 there's something evil about this cream. 948 00:58:12,993 --> 00:58:14,061 Hold on buddy, hold on. 949 00:58:14,094 --> 00:58:16,696 So did you tell me everything? 950 00:58:17,932 --> 00:58:21,202 - Yes about the cream. - Hold still. 951 00:58:21,235 --> 00:58:25,206 I'm sorry, what do you mean about the oopsie? 952 00:58:25,239 --> 00:58:26,240 Uh-huh. 953 00:58:27,808 --> 00:58:29,376 Like they turn into beasts and eat people, 954 00:58:29,410 --> 00:58:31,445 that minor detail? 955 00:58:31,478 --> 00:58:34,014 Yeah, yeah, that's a problem. 956 00:58:35,049 --> 00:58:38,185 I need you to get to Hux now. 957 00:58:38,219 --> 00:58:41,155 Oh, I thought you said he was dead? 958 00:58:43,857 --> 00:58:46,460 Okay then I need to find Trammel. 959 00:58:49,396 --> 00:58:52,199 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 960 00:59:13,487 --> 00:59:15,089 What are you doing with the cream? 961 00:59:15,122 --> 00:59:16,423 Did you use it? 962 00:59:16,457 --> 00:59:17,124 Did you touch it? 963 00:59:17,157 --> 00:59:19,960 No, I was just looking at it. 964 00:59:21,195 --> 00:59:22,196 Jesus. 965 00:59:23,397 --> 00:59:25,132 What is this shit Breen? 966 00:59:25,165 --> 00:59:26,500 I have no idea. 967 00:59:28,035 --> 00:59:31,305 Here, I need you to find this guy, Trammel Steadfast. 968 00:59:31,338 --> 00:59:33,207 Yeah from MASQ.Effects. 969 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,174 BREEN: What you know him? 970 00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:36,510 Yeah I mean I PA'd on "Eat Me Alive Five." 971 00:59:36,543 --> 00:59:38,145 He's a genius with masks. 972 00:59:38,178 --> 00:59:42,216 I hope so, he may be our only chance to save Michael. 973 00:59:42,249 --> 00:59:43,884 You mean Huckle? 974 00:59:43,917 --> 00:59:45,519 No, I mean Michael. 975 00:59:47,187 --> 00:59:48,789 You missed a spot. 976 00:59:53,994 --> 00:59:56,997 (MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC) 977 01:00:22,990 --> 01:00:24,458 Oh, oh yeah baby. 978 01:00:35,502 --> 01:00:38,238 Ice 'em down baby, ice 'em down. 979 01:00:41,375 --> 01:00:43,977 (BREEN WHISTLING) 980 01:00:44,011 --> 01:00:46,613 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 981 01:00:49,516 --> 01:00:52,586 Five second rule, five second rule! 982 01:01:04,665 --> 01:01:05,866 I feel fine. 983 01:01:07,534 --> 01:01:09,536 And that never happened. 984 01:01:14,475 --> 01:01:17,211 (LULLABY MUSIC) 985 01:01:41,736 --> 01:01:46,940 (MONSTER GROWLS) (BLOOD SPLASHES) 986 01:01:55,115 --> 01:01:57,651 (BEEZ WHIMPERS) 987 01:01:59,486 --> 01:02:01,054 Sometimes I think you're the only real thing 988 01:02:01,088 --> 01:02:02,222 around here Beez. 989 01:02:02,256 --> 01:02:05,058 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 990 01:02:13,167 --> 01:02:15,702 Mr. Beez, am I happy to see you. 991 01:02:21,575 --> 01:02:24,178 (TENSE MUSIC) 992 01:02:34,421 --> 01:02:37,357 (HUCKLE STRAINING) 993 01:02:39,493 --> 01:02:42,429 (MATERIAL TEARING) 994 01:02:44,465 --> 01:02:47,769 If I end up on the river Styx, 995 01:02:47,802 --> 01:02:52,473 I will spit in Death's eye and take my chances in hell. 996 01:03:16,063 --> 01:03:18,733 (HUCKLE LAUGHING) 997 01:03:22,402 --> 01:03:24,137 HAMPTON: Hey Breen, it's Hampton, 998 01:03:24,171 --> 01:03:25,572 getting pretty close to Trammel's house 999 01:03:25,606 --> 01:03:28,208 so I'll let you know when I'm coming back 1000 01:03:28,242 --> 01:03:32,179 and you see me as a producer after this, right? 1001 01:03:45,592 --> 01:03:48,195 (TENSE MUSIC) 1002 01:03:57,137 --> 01:04:00,207 (WHEELCHAIR BUZZING) 1003 01:04:02,710 --> 01:04:05,345 - What do you want fat man? - How'd you like to know 1004 01:04:05,379 --> 01:04:08,682 what's really going on with Huckle Saxton? 1005 01:04:08,716 --> 01:04:11,485 Why Breen won't allow you near him on set? 1006 01:04:11,518 --> 01:04:14,121 Why he's now such a sweet little angel? 1007 01:04:14,154 --> 01:04:15,489 Who says I care about that? 1008 01:04:15,522 --> 01:04:17,558 Oh don't show your ass to me. 1009 01:04:17,591 --> 01:04:20,694 I suppose you like being made a fool of? 1010 01:04:20,728 --> 01:04:23,096 Oh maybe you get off 1011 01:04:23,130 --> 01:04:27,701 on being the rim of the studio system's asshole? 1012 01:04:27,735 --> 01:04:30,470 Huck and Breen are fleecing you. 1013 01:04:31,138 --> 01:04:35,275 And it's real Scram, it makes scars disappear, 1014 01:04:35,309 --> 01:04:38,078 wrinkles vanish, assholes pucker. 1015 01:04:42,382 --> 01:04:43,718 And there's more. 1016 01:04:45,686 --> 01:04:46,721 What do you want fat man? 1017 01:04:46,754 --> 01:04:49,222 I want the non-redacted file of the hit and run 1018 01:04:49,256 --> 01:04:52,693 you studio goons covered up in 2004. 1019 01:04:52,727 --> 01:04:54,261 There was no hit and run. 1020 01:04:54,294 --> 01:04:56,864 Okay then, maybe I'll just put this little video 1021 01:04:56,898 --> 01:04:58,498 up on ZMT tonight. 1022 01:05:00,667 --> 01:05:01,836 How much? 1023 01:05:01,869 --> 01:05:06,406 Oh Scram old boy, some things are worth more than money. 1024 01:05:19,653 --> 01:05:20,654 Hello? 1025 01:05:25,525 --> 01:05:27,729 Mr. Ezequiel, Mr. Ezequiel? 1026 01:05:33,333 --> 01:05:35,402 Hello, hey, whoa, hey. 1027 01:05:35,435 --> 01:05:38,271 How did you do that, I just. 1028 01:05:38,305 --> 01:05:41,909 Anyway, I'm not clear on your return policy 1029 01:05:41,943 --> 01:05:44,645 but this lovely stuff is just not for me 1030 01:05:44,678 --> 01:05:48,816 so if you could be so kind and take it back. 1031 01:05:48,850 --> 01:05:51,518 It doesn't work like that. 1032 01:05:51,551 --> 01:05:52,954 It doesn't work like that? 1033 01:05:52,987 --> 01:05:55,555 Well it's not like you gave me a manual. 1034 01:05:55,589 --> 01:05:58,525 The flower doesn't sacrifice its life to heal, 1035 01:05:58,558 --> 01:06:00,427 it does so to cleanse. 1036 01:06:01,194 --> 01:06:03,697 Wait a second, you already knew 1037 01:06:03,731 --> 01:06:06,500 that it turned people into monsters? 1038 01:06:06,533 --> 01:06:11,471 They turned into monsters because they are monsters, see. 1039 01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,242 I see you've been marked. 1040 01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:18,746 Oh no no, that's just a little accident, some spillage. 1041 01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:22,784 At midnight tonight you will be judged by the flower. 1042 01:06:22,817 --> 01:06:25,285 You may still have time. 1043 01:06:25,318 --> 01:06:27,889 Stamp out the evil you have unleashed 1044 01:06:27,922 --> 01:06:29,656 or become a part of it. 1045 01:06:29,690 --> 01:06:30,758 What do you mean become a part of it? 1046 01:06:30,792 --> 01:06:32,727 I don't want anything to do with this. 1047 01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:34,428 I mean, what if I mess up? 1048 01:06:34,461 --> 01:06:35,830 I might already be a bad person, 1049 01:06:35,863 --> 01:06:38,465 Hollywood does that to people. 1050 01:06:40,534 --> 01:06:45,205 Either you help people in this life or you harm them. 1051 01:06:46,306 --> 01:06:48,241 Make your choice Breen. 1052 01:06:56,316 --> 01:07:00,988 If we meet again, my blade will be the last thing you see. 1053 01:07:12,432 --> 01:07:13,266 Hey hey. 1054 01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:14,334 Get a fucking job. 1055 01:07:14,367 --> 01:07:15,770 Oh no, you watch movies? 1056 01:07:15,803 --> 01:07:17,270 "Gods of Pluto." 1057 01:07:18,106 --> 01:07:20,640 You consider that piece of crap a movie, here, 1058 01:07:20,674 --> 01:07:22,375 here pal keep it. 1059 01:07:22,409 --> 01:07:23,677 "Gods of Pluto." 1060 01:07:26,379 --> 01:07:28,916 Ice 'em down baby, ice 'em down. 1061 01:07:34,789 --> 01:07:38,525 Huckle, Huckle you low life fucking scumbag. 1062 01:09:08,149 --> 01:09:10,751 (TENSE MUSIC) 1063 01:09:48,990 --> 01:09:51,658 (CREEPY MUSIC) 1064 01:10:12,113 --> 01:10:13,080 Hello? 1065 01:10:24,992 --> 01:10:26,459 (GUN COCKS) 1066 01:10:26,493 --> 01:10:28,896 Oh my god, don't shoot. 1067 01:10:28,930 --> 01:10:30,064 Zelda sent me. 1068 01:10:31,866 --> 01:10:32,867 Zelda. 1069 01:10:34,902 --> 01:10:36,871 I wouldn't smile if I were you. 1070 01:10:36,904 --> 01:10:39,639 You're standing on a landmine. 1071 01:10:39,673 --> 01:10:42,542 (HAMPTON GASPS) 1072 01:10:42,575 --> 01:10:44,779 Oh my god, Mr. Steadfast, 1073 01:10:46,546 --> 01:10:48,615 please I just have a few questions. 1074 01:10:48,648 --> 01:10:50,885 It's a matter of life and death. 1075 01:10:50,918 --> 01:10:53,553 You see Mr. Steadfast, my boss and I, 1076 01:10:53,586 --> 01:10:55,189 the other producers and I... 1077 01:10:55,222 --> 01:10:57,557 Wait, you're a producer? 1078 01:10:58,993 --> 01:11:01,896 Anyway, we came across this cream, 1079 01:11:01,929 --> 01:11:04,698 it's got these amazing healing properties 1080 01:11:04,732 --> 01:11:07,600 and it's killing, oh, well thanks, 1081 01:11:09,804 --> 01:11:12,139 kinda parched from the drive. 1082 01:11:16,676 --> 01:11:17,677 Damn, wow. 1083 01:11:32,893 --> 01:11:35,062 (TRAMMEL BURPS) 1084 01:11:35,096 --> 01:11:36,197 Where's the cream now? 1085 01:11:36,230 --> 01:11:38,565 Well, it's with my boss, 1086 01:11:39,300 --> 01:11:42,236 it's already killed several people. 1087 01:11:42,269 --> 01:11:45,239 Below the line people but people nonetheless. 1088 01:11:45,272 --> 01:11:47,540 Then you're already too late man, 1089 01:11:47,574 --> 01:11:49,310 just take what's left, destroy it 1090 01:11:49,343 --> 01:11:51,112 and count yourself as lucky. 1091 01:11:51,145 --> 01:11:53,314 What's it made of? 1092 01:11:53,347 --> 01:11:54,581 What are the properties? 1093 01:11:54,614 --> 01:11:56,250 Why does it make people so... 1094 01:11:56,283 --> 01:11:59,120 The parasite is native to the flower, 1095 01:11:59,153 --> 01:12:01,922 it enters the host through the pores, 1096 01:12:01,956 --> 01:12:05,192 it feeds on the basis of human emotions, 1097 01:12:05,226 --> 01:12:09,030 anger, rage, jealousy, hatred, anything evil. 1098 01:12:16,103 --> 01:12:19,173 Decades ago on a shoot in Costa Rica, 1099 01:12:21,175 --> 01:12:24,644 I witnessed a Shaman's healing ceremony. 1100 01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:29,350 Well how did you know that was real? 1101 01:12:29,383 --> 01:12:31,986 I was the one who was saved. 1102 01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:36,824 From the first application, it took over. 1103 01:12:39,126 --> 01:12:43,864 I felt great, I looked great, made my actors look great. 1104 01:12:46,633 --> 01:12:50,738 So I had it synthesized and I sold it as M-A-S-Q, MASQ. 1105 01:12:50,771 --> 01:12:53,974 And then as the checks got bigger and bigger, 1106 01:12:54,008 --> 01:12:56,310 the monster got bigger. 1107 01:12:56,343 --> 01:12:59,947 And that was the beginning of the end. 1108 01:12:59,980 --> 01:13:03,317 Faking my death was my only way out. 1109 01:13:03,350 --> 01:13:06,619 Right, you used it, you seem to be fine, 1110 01:13:06,653 --> 01:13:10,791 come on, there's gotta be a way to save me friend. 1111 01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:17,031 Does your friend still have some good in him? 1112 01:13:17,064 --> 01:13:19,400 Do you want that producer credit? 1113 01:13:19,433 --> 01:13:21,035 I believe he does. 1114 01:13:30,177 --> 01:13:34,982 Then you take this and put it under his tongue. 1115 01:13:35,015 --> 01:13:36,050 In his mouth? 1116 01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:39,720 No in his ass, yes, in his mouth under his tongue 1117 01:13:39,753 --> 01:13:44,325 and if he's good, he won't change into anything evil. 1118 01:13:44,358 --> 01:13:47,228 If he's bad, the evil will remain. 1119 01:13:50,030 --> 01:13:52,366 Mr. Steadfast, I can't thank you enough. 1120 01:13:52,399 --> 01:13:54,168 I gotta go give this to him right away, 1121 01:13:54,201 --> 01:13:56,137 can you disarm this thing? 1122 01:13:56,170 --> 01:13:58,172 These are just props. 1123 01:13:58,205 --> 01:14:01,674 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1124 01:14:01,709 --> 01:14:02,710 Go, go, go. 1125 01:14:03,811 --> 01:14:04,879 Okay, okay. 1126 01:14:06,914 --> 01:14:11,318 You just remember kid, celebrity is a mask, 1127 01:14:11,352 --> 01:14:14,687 it fattens the ego, eats the soul, 1128 01:14:14,722 --> 01:14:18,993 until one day you wake up and you can't take it off. 1129 01:14:25,799 --> 01:14:27,801 Flex, you're never gonna believe the shit 1130 01:14:27,835 --> 01:14:29,870 I've just been through. 1131 01:14:29,904 --> 01:14:32,306 It's like straight outta a fuckin' movie. 1132 01:14:32,339 --> 01:14:36,710 That's nice, why aren't you in your tux? 1133 01:14:36,744 --> 01:14:37,745 Tux? 1134 01:14:39,046 --> 01:14:40,047 Do you have any idea what I've been through 1135 01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:42,349 the last two fucking months? 1136 01:14:43,817 --> 01:14:45,019 I knew it wouldn't last, 1137 01:14:45,052 --> 01:14:48,822 this is why I never go to your wrap parties. 1138 01:14:48,856 --> 01:14:52,226 What the fuck are you talking about? 1139 01:14:52,259 --> 01:14:55,930 Wrap party, (GROANS) fuck. 1140 01:14:58,332 --> 01:15:00,067 I made "Beast Moon?" 1141 01:15:04,271 --> 01:15:05,272 Am I dead? 1142 01:15:08,943 --> 01:15:11,412 What the fuck is going on? 1143 01:15:11,445 --> 01:15:13,414 (FIREWORKS BOOMING) 1144 01:15:13,447 --> 01:15:15,883 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 1145 01:15:15,916 --> 01:15:19,119 BORIS: The wrap party, it's started. 1146 01:15:19,153 --> 01:15:22,389 Oh no, grab the van, we're on our way. 1147 01:15:26,060 --> 01:15:27,261 Hey Muff, it's Hampton, 1148 01:15:27,294 --> 01:15:29,496 listen I'm on my way to the party now. 1149 01:15:29,530 --> 01:15:33,901 I talked to Trammel, he gave me an antidote, 1150 01:15:33,934 --> 01:15:36,203 you're gonna think I'm crazy but it's all gonna make sense. 1151 01:15:36,237 --> 01:15:39,240 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1152 01:15:42,209 --> 01:15:45,879 Hi, hi, yes, I have you guys down. 1153 01:15:45,913 --> 01:15:47,414 Have a good time, thank you, don't say a word, 1154 01:15:47,448 --> 01:15:48,482 where's Michael, stop talking. 1155 01:15:48,515 --> 01:15:49,350 He's in there. 1156 01:15:49,383 --> 01:15:50,417 You're still talking. 1157 01:15:50,451 --> 01:15:52,253 But I need to talk to you! 1158 01:15:52,286 --> 01:15:54,922 Breen, I love you dude. 1159 01:15:54,955 --> 01:15:58,425 If this tape makes it out, don't let anybody know 1160 01:15:58,459 --> 01:16:02,329 that we used Michael and traded him for Huckle. 1161 01:16:02,363 --> 01:16:03,831 Breen, oi, oi. 1162 01:16:07,001 --> 01:16:07,868 Oh Scram. 1163 01:16:07,901 --> 01:16:09,470 I've been looking for you sunshine. 1164 01:16:09,503 --> 01:16:10,971 Seems like you've been dodging me Breen. 1165 01:16:11,005 --> 01:16:12,006 Look what are you talking about? 1166 01:16:12,039 --> 01:16:13,941 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 1167 01:16:13,974 --> 01:16:15,976 We could have done a lot of business together 1168 01:16:16,010 --> 01:16:19,446 if you'd just been honest with me. 1169 01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:21,515 We weren't supposed to go to the police 1170 01:16:21,548 --> 01:16:23,851 and Breen told me not to say anything 1171 01:16:23,884 --> 01:16:25,452 and I'm living with the guilt 1172 01:16:25,486 --> 01:16:29,123 and then I read "Crime and Punishment" by Dostoyevsky 1173 01:16:29,156 --> 01:16:31,959 and it made me feel worse. 1174 01:16:31,992 --> 01:16:32,826 Look, I really don't know 1175 01:16:32,860 --> 01:16:33,527 what you're talking about right now 1176 01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:34,895 but I'm looking for somebody. 1177 01:16:34,928 --> 01:16:37,298 You are going to regret this. 1178 01:16:37,331 --> 01:16:41,935 Scram, be nice, go and get a drink, calm down. 1179 01:16:41,969 --> 01:16:42,603 Here you are. 1180 01:16:42,636 --> 01:16:44,338 Oh Mrs. Goldberg. 1181 01:16:44,371 --> 01:16:46,006 Why so formal, call me Ali. 1182 01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:50,444 Ali, I'm so sorry, I'm a little preoccupied right now. 1183 01:16:50,477 --> 01:16:53,347 Rushes they were so fantastic. 1184 01:16:53,380 --> 01:16:55,582 Why don't we just go back to our old arrangement? 1185 01:16:55,616 --> 01:16:56,550 You know. 1186 01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:58,619 Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, I can't do that. 1187 01:16:58,652 --> 01:17:02,056 I'm not that way anymore, I've changed. 1188 01:17:02,757 --> 01:17:05,192 Oh shit, it's gonna be tight, Breen hold on. 1189 01:17:05,225 --> 01:17:07,094 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1190 01:17:07,127 --> 01:17:08,595 Oh shit, I'm sorry! 1191 01:17:09,997 --> 01:17:12,933 I got you, you're good, go on in. 1192 01:17:14,535 --> 01:17:15,536 Oh shit. 1193 01:17:17,204 --> 01:17:18,405 Hi. 1194 01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:21,241 Fuck you, you fucking bitch. 1195 01:17:21,275 --> 01:17:23,344 You think I don't remember what happened? 1196 01:17:23,377 --> 01:17:25,079 Where the fuck is Breen? 1197 01:17:25,112 --> 01:17:26,513 I'm gonna fuckin' kill him! 1198 01:17:26,547 --> 01:17:29,049 Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't think. 1199 01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:30,084 Oh my god. 1200 01:17:32,986 --> 01:17:36,490 (HAMPTON BREATHING HEAVILY) 1201 01:17:39,293 --> 01:17:40,127 You rolling? 1202 01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:41,662 Ready boss, roll. 1203 01:17:41,695 --> 01:17:45,232 Now I reveal to the world on camera, 1204 01:17:45,265 --> 01:17:48,268 that Huckle Saxton is an imposter and a liar 1205 01:17:48,302 --> 01:17:51,038 and watch him run for the hills. 1206 01:17:54,274 --> 01:17:55,409 Hey asshole. 1207 01:17:59,046 --> 01:18:01,315 What the fuck is going on? 1208 01:18:03,984 --> 01:18:05,552 (GUN BLASTING) 1209 01:18:05,586 --> 01:18:08,122 Ain't nobody going nowhere. 1210 01:18:11,726 --> 01:18:14,595 FINNEGAN: Stop it you fool, you'll ruin everything. 1211 01:18:14,628 --> 01:18:17,297 How about I ruin you, you fat fuck? 1212 01:18:17,331 --> 01:18:20,000 (GUN BLASTING) 1213 01:18:22,970 --> 01:18:24,505 Who the fuck is who? 1214 01:18:25,606 --> 01:18:30,911 Which one of you two lowlife cocksuckers killed me brother? 1215 01:18:32,679 --> 01:18:35,349 He's Huckle, I'm just some homeless guy. 1216 01:18:35,382 --> 01:18:38,952 I'm the imposter, they turned me into Huckle. 1217 01:18:38,986 --> 01:18:43,957 Drop your drawers, let's see who's got the fuckin' tattoo. 1218 01:18:46,393 --> 01:18:48,996 (TENSE MUSIC) 1219 01:18:50,732 --> 01:18:55,402 Ah fuck it, I'll kill all of ya's, just in case. 1220 01:18:55,436 --> 01:18:58,071 (GUN BLASTING) 1221 01:19:00,374 --> 01:19:04,678 That is the best promotional stunt I have ever seen. 1222 01:19:04,712 --> 01:19:06,980 What the fuck is going on? 1223 01:19:07,014 --> 01:19:09,082 Who the fuck are you man? 1224 01:19:09,116 --> 01:19:12,453 I'm so sorry Flex, this is what I was tryna tell you. 1225 01:19:12,486 --> 01:19:13,420 You lied to me. 1226 01:19:13,454 --> 01:19:17,024 Shut the fuck up bitch, men are talking. 1227 01:19:17,057 --> 01:19:18,592 (FIST THUMPS) 1228 01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:23,597 Don't you ever talk to her like that, I would die for her. 1229 01:19:24,398 --> 01:19:26,333 You would die for me? 1230 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:31,706 I don't care about any of this, the fame, the money, 1231 01:19:31,739 --> 01:19:35,008 the bathing, you're all I care about. 1232 01:19:35,877 --> 01:19:37,444 You're the best thing that ever happened to me 1233 01:19:37,478 --> 01:19:39,346 and I'm so sorry Flex. 1234 01:19:47,087 --> 01:19:50,157 What a minute, what time is it? 1235 01:19:50,190 --> 01:19:52,727 (CLOCK CHIMING) 1236 01:20:03,604 --> 01:20:07,574 I didn't change, I'm not a monster, I'm Michael. 1237 01:20:08,575 --> 01:20:11,512 (MONSTER GROWLING) 1238 01:20:16,383 --> 01:20:19,052 (HEAD TEARING) 1239 01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,055 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1240 01:20:22,089 --> 01:20:23,090 Fuck this! 1241 01:20:33,534 --> 01:20:36,703 (BLOOD GURGLING) 1242 01:20:36,738 --> 01:20:39,540 (BREEN GROWLING) 1243 01:20:40,541 --> 01:20:45,279 Why don't you pick on somebody your own size Scram? 1244 01:20:49,550 --> 01:20:52,185 You better not say shit. 1245 01:20:52,219 --> 01:20:52,887 No sir. 1246 01:20:52,921 --> 01:20:54,187 SERGEANT: Listen dipshits. 1247 01:20:54,221 --> 01:20:58,091 (REYNOLDS SPLUTTERING) 1248 01:20:58,125 --> 01:21:01,194 Sarge it was Burt, he farted Sarge. 1249 01:21:01,228 --> 01:21:03,363 SERGEANT: Monsters are ripping people apart, 1250 01:21:03,397 --> 01:21:05,332 get your asses there now. 1251 01:21:05,365 --> 01:21:06,734 We're on the dog. 1252 01:21:06,768 --> 01:21:10,304 Breen baby, hold that dick, I'm coming! 1253 01:21:35,863 --> 01:21:40,334 I should have saved this one for the sequel Breen. 1254 01:21:44,605 --> 01:21:48,141 (BREEN GRUNTING) 1255 01:21:48,175 --> 01:21:51,578 Your bark is worse than your bite Scram. 1256 01:21:54,214 --> 01:21:55,817 (PUNCHES THUDDING) 1257 01:21:55,850 --> 01:21:58,652 (METAL THUDDING) 1258 01:22:04,291 --> 01:22:06,894 (METAL CLATTERS) 1259 01:22:10,364 --> 01:22:13,166 (BREEN GRUNTING) 1260 01:22:18,672 --> 01:22:21,541 (BLOOD GURGLING) 1261 01:22:21,575 --> 01:22:24,779 You'll never work in this town again. 1262 01:22:33,721 --> 01:22:36,390 (BREEN GROWLS) 1263 01:22:37,391 --> 01:22:39,761 This one ends with a twist. 1264 01:22:39,794 --> 01:22:42,663 (ELBOW CRUNCHING) 1265 01:22:51,706 --> 01:22:56,643 That's the thing about Hollywood, everyone has a big mouth. 1266 01:22:58,578 --> 01:23:01,348 (SCRAM GROANING) 1267 01:23:07,254 --> 01:23:09,857 (BREEN GROWLING) 1268 01:23:23,838 --> 01:23:25,973 We're here, shit, Breen! 1269 01:23:30,610 --> 01:23:33,346 (BREEN GASPING) 1270 01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:41,388 Breen, you have to eat this. 1271 01:23:42,724 --> 01:23:45,659 I need my producer credit, come on. 1272 01:23:47,594 --> 01:23:48,730 You all right? 1273 01:23:51,531 --> 01:23:52,532 Breen? 1274 01:23:55,669 --> 01:23:58,472 (SIRENS BLARING) 1275 01:23:58,505 --> 01:24:00,507 It's gonna be all right. 1276 01:24:07,081 --> 01:24:08,315 BOTH: Monster! 1277 01:24:08,348 --> 01:24:10,584 No, he's gonna be okay. 1278 01:24:10,617 --> 01:24:12,519 (GUNS BLASTING) 1279 01:24:12,552 --> 01:24:15,622 (REYNOLDS SCREAMING) 1280 01:24:29,469 --> 01:24:34,441 ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪ 1281 01:24:34,474 --> 01:24:39,479 ♪ That screwy valley hooey Hollywood ♪ 1282 01:24:40,514 --> 01:24:45,720 ♪ Where any office boy or young mechanic can be a panic ♪ 1283 01:24:47,587 --> 01:24:49,857 Guilty motherfucker. 1284 01:24:49,891 --> 01:24:54,896 ♪ With just a good looking pan ♪ 1285 01:24:55,763 --> 01:25:00,968 ♪ And any barmaid can be a star maid ♪ 1286 01:25:01,568 --> 01:25:06,774 ♪ If she dances with or without a fan ♪ 1287 01:25:08,009 --> 01:25:12,013 ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪ 1288 01:25:12,046 --> 01:25:17,051 ♪ Where you're terrific if you're even good ♪ 1289 01:25:18,019 --> 01:25:23,423 ♪ Where anyone at all from TV's Lassie to Monroe's chassis ♪ 1290 01:25:30,097 --> 01:25:34,902 Hollywood, where dreams are made and hearts are broken. 1291 01:25:38,806 --> 01:25:39,807 Ain't that the truth. 1292 01:25:39,841 --> 01:25:44,846 ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪ 1293 01:25:47,815 --> 01:25:50,483 ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪ 1294 01:25:50,517 --> 01:25:54,055 ♪ That phony super-Coney Hollywood ♪ 1295 01:25:54,088 --> 01:25:57,524 ♪ They come from Chillicothes and Paducas ♪ 1296 01:25:57,557 --> 01:25:59,126 ♪ With their bazookas ♪ 1297 01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:02,730 ♪ To get their names up in lights ♪ 1298 01:26:02,763 --> 01:26:06,633 ♪ All armed with photos from local rotos ♪ 1299 01:26:06,666 --> 01:26:09,536 ♪ With their hair in ribbon and legs in tights ♪ 1300 01:26:09,569 --> 01:26:12,139 ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪ 1301 01:26:12,173 --> 01:26:15,743 ♪ You may be homely in your neighborhood ♪ 1302 01:26:15,776 --> 01:26:20,882 ♪ But if you think that you can be an actor, see Mr. Factor ♪ 1303 01:26:20,915 --> 01:26:23,985 ♪ He'd make a monkey look good ♪ 1304 01:26:24,018 --> 01:26:28,756 ♪ Within a half an hour you'll look like Tyrone Power ♪ 1305 01:26:28,789 --> 01:26:31,993 ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪ 1306 01:26:51,678 --> 01:26:54,414 (CREEPY MUSIC) 1307 01:26:54,476 --> 01:26:59,476 ... 91976

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