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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:00,020 Edited at https://subtitletools.com 2 00:00:00,890 --> 00:00:02,400 "Ballmastrz." 3 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:04,360 "A Shooting Star Named Gaz Digzy 4 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:05,860 Falls Fast & Hard!" 5 00:00:07,780 --> 00:00:10,700 The most p-p-popular sport in human history is back! 6 00:00:10,740 --> 00:00:11,950 - Back! - But b-b-before we go 7 00:00:11,990 --> 00:00:13,360 to The Main Event, let's remember 8 00:00:13,410 --> 00:00:15,070 we play... play the game! 9 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:16,450 History Blurp! 10 00:00:16,490 --> 00:00:18,160 The Rad Warz! 11 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,410 What ha-ha-happened?! 12 00:00:21,460 --> 00:00:23,250 The Rad Warz happened, dumb-dumbs! 13 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:24,380 Raaaaaad. 14 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:25,380 They weren't "rad"! 15 00:00:25,420 --> 00:00:26,380 They were bad! 16 00:00:26,420 --> 00:00:27,550 Baaaaaa... aaaahh! 17 00:00:27,590 --> 00:00:29,760 A-After the Rad Warz destroyed the world, 18 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,680 the Gr-Great One united us and made us all pros! 19 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:33,970 Why fight in the real world 20 00:00:34,010 --> 00:00:35,550 when you can get r-rich and famous 21 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,350 doing it in The Game? Because of it, 22 00:00:37,390 --> 00:00:38,906 there will never be another Rad War again! 23 00:00:38,930 --> 00:00:41,390 W-W-We owe everything to The Great One! 24 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:45,730 Tonight, it's cha-champs versus chumps! 25 00:00:45,770 --> 00:00:48,400 W-with superstar Gaz Digzy's Boom Boom Boys! 26 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:50,490 Host the wor-wor-worst team in the Consorcium, 27 00:00:50,530 --> 00:00:52,320 Osaka Rinn's Leptons! 28 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:55,450 My whole life I've dreamed of meeting my idol, 29 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,700 Gaz Digzy, and look at me now! 30 00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:59,120 I'm not just meeting her, 31 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,750 I'm face-to-face playing against her in The Game! 32 00:01:01,790 --> 00:01:03,410 Am I dreaming? 33 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:04,830 Will somebody pinch me?! 34 00:01:06,460 --> 00:01:08,670 Your towel skills are admirable, Duleena Duneeda, 35 00:01:08,710 --> 00:01:10,550 but a supple wrist is no match 36 00:01:10,590 --> 00:01:11,776 for the hardened steel that wields 37 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,470 the instrument of your destruction! 38 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:15,890 Bring it on, stumpy! 39 00:01:15,930 --> 00:01:17,600 Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! 40 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,470 Aaaaagghhhhh! 41 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,890 Hweugh-ahh! 42 00:01:22,930 --> 00:01:24,890 If you put as much effort into practicing 43 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:26,600 as you do goofing off, 44 00:01:26,650 --> 00:01:28,900 we might actually have a chance out there! 45 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:30,110 That's a joke, right? 46 00:01:30,150 --> 00:01:33,110 We haven't won a game since, like, ever. 47 00:01:33,150 --> 00:01:35,320 Everyone knows we're the worst team in The Game. 48 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,910 But we're playing against Gaz Digzy! 49 00:01:37,950 --> 00:01:39,280 Gaz Digzy! 50 00:01:39,330 --> 00:01:40,910 There's so much we can learn from her! 51 00:01:40,950 --> 00:01:43,660 She's super-duper-times-100 amazing! 52 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:46,920 Digzy's the enemy! The enemy must fear you before they respect you! 53 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:49,290 Stop kissing her ass, you sniveling turd! 54 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:51,920 Don't yell at my sweet Ace. Yaaaghh! 55 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,510 Only I can yell at my sweet Ace! 56 00:01:56,590 --> 00:01:58,010 Across the Consorcium. 57 00:01:58,050 --> 00:02:00,510 Fans and pros alike are getting psyched to the bone 58 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:01,560 for the new season! 59 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,020 Here's what they have to say! 60 00:02:03,060 --> 00:02:04,980 Boom Boom Boys? Leptons? 61 00:02:05,020 --> 00:02:08,520 Both pathetic against my Bow Wow Watch Out Now! 62 00:02:08,770 --> 00:02:10,730 Wind me up, boys! 63 00:02:10,770 --> 00:02:12,820 ♪♪ 64 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:16,200 The Boom Boom Boys will be victorious, no doubt! 65 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,530 But they will fall with a heavy crash 66 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:22,240 when they meet The Centurions in battle! 67 00:02:22,290 --> 00:02:24,580 Let's go l-l-live to the main event! 68 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,620 - I love you, Gaz Digzy! - I love you, Gaz! 69 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,800 I arrive, my children! 70 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,800 The Supreme Susseran, 71 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,920 the Martial of the Meta Zone, 72 00:02:36,970 --> 00:02:38,550 the Seats that Teach the Chi. 73 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,550 If you're ready for a game, let me hear my name. 74 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,560 Quasar! Quasar! 75 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:44,810 Music to my ears! 76 00:02:44,850 --> 00:02:46,270 Let's meet the teams! 77 00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:49,730 From your home turf, the Boom Boom Boys! 78 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:57,400 ♪♪ 79 00:02:57,450 --> 00:03:04,660 ♪♪ 80 00:03:06,410 --> 00:03:08,960 ♪♪ 81 00:03:10,210 --> 00:03:11,500 And their opponents... 82 00:03:11,540 --> 00:03:14,590 All the way from the UG, the Leptons! 83 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:16,760 Leptons suck! 84 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:20,890 At least they're not throwing stuff at us again. 85 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:22,140 Ouch. 86 00:03:22,180 --> 00:03:24,180 Today, we begin the new season 87 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:25,890 of the glorious Game! 88 00:03:25,930 --> 00:03:29,600 Teams, grab... your... Balls! 89 00:03:31,350 --> 00:03:33,190 Ball Cannons are locked and loaded 90 00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:35,150 as we're moments away from the start of the Game! 91 00:03:36,030 --> 00:03:38,610 F-f-fact break, fact break, fact break! 92 00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:39,780 Back in ancient times, 93 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:42,280 Games were called sports and they sucked! 94 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,410 There were too many of 'em! 95 00:03:43,450 --> 00:03:45,370 And too many stupid rules! 96 00:03:45,410 --> 00:03:48,500 Who wants to remember all that complicated mumbo jumbo? 97 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:50,290 Sports suck! 98 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,790 That's why Quasar made it nice and simple for you! 99 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,590 One game, two rules. 100 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:55,670 Use the Ball to kill, 101 00:03:55,710 --> 00:03:57,090 use the Ball to score. 102 00:03:57,130 --> 00:03:59,420 Thanks to The Game, there's no more war! 103 00:03:59,470 --> 00:04:01,130 Bingo! 104 00:04:06,010 --> 00:04:07,640 And it's o-o-on! 105 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,020 Gaz Digzy leads the pack! And it's looks like she'll make 106 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:13,440 the fir-fir-first receive of the night! 107 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,110 Missed your sweet touch, babe. 108 00:04:15,150 --> 00:04:16,270 'Sup, boo? 109 00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:19,400 What a wanker. 110 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,490 I'm gonna knock that ball's dick in the dirt! 111 00:04:21,530 --> 00:04:22,690 You think one of you dipshits 112 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:24,700 could actually catch me for a change?! 113 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:26,330 I got ya, Baby Ball! 114 00:04:26,370 --> 00:04:28,240 Anybody but you, dipshit! 115 00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:29,290 I got you, man. 116 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:31,830 Out of my way, dumb-ass! 117 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,710 I almost feel sorry for these guys. 118 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:39,670 You're not goin' soft on me, are you, cupcake? 119 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,130 Well, I said "almost." 120 00:04:41,170 --> 00:04:43,630 Let's take 'em to pound town! 121 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:48,720 ♪♪ 122 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,680 And Digzy takes down Leto for a dou-dou-double! 123 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:54,230 He'll be ch-ch-chillin' in the P Cubes 124 00:04:54,270 --> 00:04:55,560 with the official sp-sp-sponsors 125 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,360 of tonight's game, B.E.H.O. 126 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,150 Ad break! Ad break! Ad break! 127 00:04:59,190 --> 00:05:00,190 ♪ B.E.H.O. ♪ 8770

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