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"Ballmastrz."

"A Shooting Star Named Gaz Digzy

Falls Fast & Hard!"

The most p-p-popular sport in human history is back!

- Back! - But b-b-before we go

to The Main Event, let's remember

we play... play the game!

History Blurp!

The Rad Warz!

What ha-ha-happened?!

The Rad Warz happened, dumb-dumbs!

Raaaaaad.

They weren't "rad"!

They were bad!

Baaaaaa... aaaahh!

A-After the Rad Warz destroyed the world,

the Gr-Great One united us and made us all pros!

Why fight in the real world

when you can get r-rich and famous

doing it in The Game? Because of it,

there will never be another Rad War again!

W-W-We owe everything to The Great One!

Tonight, it's cha-champs versus chumps!

W-with superstar Gaz Digzy's Boom Boom Boys!

Host the wor-wor-worst team in the Consorcium,

Osaka Rinn's Leptons!

My whole life I've dreamed of meeting my idol,

Gaz Digzy, and look at me now!

I'm not just meeting her,

I'm face-to-face playing against her in The Game!

Am I dreaming?

Will somebody pinch me?!

Your towel skills are admirable, Duleena Duneeda,

but a supple wrist is no match

for the hardened steel that wields

the instrument of your destruction!

Bring it on, stumpy!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

Aaaaagghhhhh!

Hweugh-ahh!

If you put as much effort into practicing

as you do goofing off,

we might actually have a chance out there!

That's a joke, right?

We haven't won a game since, like, ever.

Everyone knows we're the worst team in The Game.

But we're playing against Gaz Digzy!

Gaz Digzy!

There's so much we can learn from her!

She's super-duper-times-100 amazing!

Digzy's the enemy! The enemy must fear you before they respect you!

Stop kissing her ass, you sniveling turd!

Don't yell at my sweet Ace. Yaaaghh!

Only I can yell at my sweet Ace!

Across the Consorcium.

Fans and pros alike are getting psyched to the bone

for the new season!

Here's what they have to say!

Boom Boom Boys? Leptons?

Both pathetic against my Bow Wow Watch Out Now!

Wind me up, boys!

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The Boom Boom Boys will be victorious, no doubt!

But they will fall with a heavy crash

when they meet The Centurions in battle!

Let's go l-l-live to the main event!

- I love you, Gaz Digzy! - I love you, Gaz!

I arrive, my children!

The Supreme Susseran,

the Martial of the Meta Zone,

the Seats that Teach the Chi.

If you're ready for a game, let me hear my name.

Quasar! Quasar!

Music to my ears!

Let's meet the teams!

From your home turf, the Boom Boom Boys!

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And their opponents...

All the way from the UG, the Leptons!

Leptons suck!

At least they're not throwing stuff at us again.

Ouch.

Today, we begin the new season

of the glorious Game!

Teams, grab... your... Balls!

Ball Cannons are locked and loaded

as we're moments away from the start of the Game!

F-f-fact break, fact break, fact break!

Back in ancient times,

Games were called sports and they sucked!

There were too many of 'em!

And too many stupid rules!

Who wants to remember all that complicated mumbo jumbo?

Sports suck!

That's why Quasar made it nice and simple for you!

One game, two rules.

Use the Ball to kill,

use the Ball to score.

Thanks to The Game, there's no more war!

Bingo!

And it's o-o-on!

Gaz Digzy leads the pack! And it's looks like she'll make

the fir-fir-first receive of the night!

Missed your sweet touch, babe.

'Sup, boo?

What a wanker.

I'm gonna knock that ball's dick in the dirt!

You think one of you dipshits

could actually catch me for a change?!

I got ya, Baby Ball!

Anybody but you, dipshit!

I got you, man.

Out of my way, dumb-ass!

I almost feel sorry for these guys.

You're not goin' soft on me, are you, cupcake?

Well, I said "almost."

Let's take 'em to pound town!

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And Digzy takes down Leto for a dou-dou-double!

He'll be ch-ch-chillin' in the P Cubes

with the official sp-sp-sponsors

of tonight's game, B.E.H.O.

Ad break! Ad break! Ad break!

♪ B.E.H.O. ♪