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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,350 --> 00:00:02,118 "Ballmastrz." 2 00:00:02,142 --> 00:00:06,166 _ 3 00:00:09,644 --> 00:00:12,177 Gaz Digzy didn't screw up for once. 4 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,499 Turns out staying with the Leptons 5 00:00:13,523 --> 00:00:14,713 ain't as dumb as it sounds 6 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,181 because things are finally looking up 7 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,716 for those longtime losers. 8 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:20,119 Yeah, I guess I got a whole thing here, 9 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,720 so why not stick around? 10 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,255 Ha-ha-ha. Whoopee. 11 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,723 Blabber Ball: Reached for comment, 12 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:26,285 Creator of "The Game" and supreme ruler, 13 00:00:26,309 --> 00:00:29,394 Lord Crayzar crackled ominously for 3 hours straight. 14 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:30,796 Here's a 1-second clip. 15 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,597 Woo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 16 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:35,734 Blabber Ball: But the ball doesn't stop there. 17 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,803 The brave spirit of teamwork in their hearts 18 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:40,806 led the unlikely Leptons to win some games this season, 19 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:43,141 showing moments of actual non-suckage. 20 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:46,945 These former failures must all be thrilled. 21 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:49,081 [Buzzer sounding] 22 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:54,983 ♪♪ 23 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:58,491 Wow. Our fan mail is finally neck and neck 24 00:00:58,493 --> 00:01:01,360 with our hate mail and unsolicited dick pics. 25 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:03,562 A scroll from my favorite sensei? 26 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:07,432 He only writes of matters of great importance. 27 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:10,703 He's never been so emotional. 28 00:01:10,705 --> 00:01:12,037 Ahhh! 29 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:16,175 We notice your subscription is about to expire. 30 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:18,911 They remembered me. 31 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:22,181 Ahh! 32 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:26,585 Ooh. Mama and Papa sent candy. 33 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,254 I wish I could share the joy with my parents, 34 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,924 which I can't on account of I'm an orphan. 35 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:33,992 Yeah, you know, I totally forgot about that 36 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,794 and most other things about you. 37 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,863 Lucky for me, I'm still in touch 38 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,998 with the spawning vat that extruded me. 39 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,068 It says, "Congratulations, love, Mommy." 40 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:45,738 Mm. Oh. 41 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:47,806 Ha-ha-ha. 42 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,942 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, kid. 43 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:51,944 Does it look like I'm banging a wolf 44 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:54,947 or a fox in this here erotic fan art? 45 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:57,349 Aw, who knows? Art is subjective. 46 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,952 But if you had a bizarro bestiality baby, 47 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:02,888 he'd be much happier than me. 48 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,890 What's with this sad-sack shit? 49 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:06,158 And is this an orphan thing, 50 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,627 or did he find something new to be a puss about? 51 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,895 Orphan? Go figure. 52 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:12,030 Why does he got to bring down the room? 53 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:14,299 And it's not like we can just make him parents 54 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,968 to cheer him up. 55 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,836 Oh! 56 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,973 Technology, what can't it pretend to fix? 57 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,375 Well, it says these synth workers 58 00:02:22,377 --> 00:02:23,842 handle all kinds of stuff... 59 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,710 labor, data entry, housework 60 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:27,780 and 40 or 50 sexual disciplines. 61 00:02:27,782 --> 00:02:29,848 No mention, however, of familial love. 62 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:32,050 I've faked more for the right price. 63 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:35,320 Load the kid's data and fire it up. 64 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,922 [Wretching] 65 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:44,329 [Computer whirring, beeping] 66 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,131 [Ding!] 67 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:51,736 ♪♪ 68 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:54,273 Ace, guess who showed up? 69 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,474 Summertime Santa? 70 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:56,875 I knew he was real. 71 00:02:56,877 --> 00:03:00,279 No, dummy. It's your long lost parents. 72 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:02,481 Whoa! 73 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,016 [Squeaking] 74 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,084 [Zing!] 75 00:03:05,086 --> 00:03:10,986 ♪♪ 76 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:17,926 ♪♪ 77 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:21,634 Son, I've waited 10 long years 78 00:03:21,636 --> 00:03:23,969 of my 5-minute life for this moment. 79 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:27,306 My boy, I'm so sorry we forgot you at an orphanage 80 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:30,042 while asking for direction to a water park. 81 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:31,310 Guys? 82 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:33,979 No, you're not the only one who can tell they're fake. 83 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:34,981 [Both grunt] 84 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:37,650 I mean, I can totally see where Ace 85 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:40,519 gets his totally not fakeness from. 86 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,587 Ah, I'm so glad you found me. 87 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,056 Where are my manners? 88 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:46,992 These are my teammates and best friends, the Leptons. 89 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:48,661 So what have you been up to while 90 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:50,329 neglecting Ace his whole life? 91 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:53,065 We are both hardworking career-having humans. 92 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:56,669 I am an esteemed butt doctor working on the cure for farts. 93 00:03:56,671 --> 00:03:57,870 Gah-goo. 94 00:03:57,872 --> 00:04:00,139 Why'd I let you program his backstory? 95 00:04:00,141 --> 00:04:01,340 I'm a private eye. 96 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:04,209 My biggest case was tracking down you, son. 97 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:07,946 If only I'd thought to watch the news or search the Internet 98 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:10,483 or ask anyone anything ever. 99 00:04:10,485 --> 00:04:11,884 That's all in the past. 100 00:04:11,886 --> 00:04:15,020 Let's embark on a future of normal family fun. 101 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:18,357 Where we'll keep you safe. 102 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:22,695 ♪♪ 103 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:24,029 [Laughs] 104 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:24,897 Whee! 105 00:04:24,899 --> 00:04:26,298 Aah! 106 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,566 [Splat!] 107 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:30,235 [Groans] 108 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:35,774 ♪♪ 109 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,511 [All chuckling] 110 00:04:38,513 --> 00:04:42,981 Ah! Ooh. Whoa! 111 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,649 Aah! 112 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:50,551 ♪♪ 113 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,324 [Laughter] 114 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:56,328 That's our boy. 115 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:58,597 [Squeaking] 116 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,599 [Laughs] 117 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:03,402 Hey, who-hey. 118 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:05,404 [Giggles] 119 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:08,673 Yeah. 120 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:11,076 Ah, ahh! 121 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:16,978 ♪♪ 122 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:21,686 My luck i s finally changing. 123 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:25,224 A boardwalk buzzard hasn't even pooped on me today. 124 00:05:25,226 --> 00:05:26,759 See? 125 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:28,828 [Buzzard screeches] 126 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:35,367 Whoa. 127 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:36,969 Ace, speak to me. 128 00:05:36,971 --> 00:05:39,104 Is Mommy's weak, little flesh bod hurt? 129 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:42,040 [Laughs] Parental concern tickles. 130 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:45,277 [Screeches] 131 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:50,115 [Squawks] 132 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:52,385 Whoo-hoo-hoo. Fireworks. 133 00:05:52,387 --> 00:05:58,287 ♪♪ 134 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:05,426 ♪♪ 135 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,201 That was the best day ever. 136 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:16,141 ♪♪ 137 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,143 Why are we in a maintenance closet? 138 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:19,678 Just want to do some tinkering. 139 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:24,749 Today was perfect, so we might as well make it more perfect. 140 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:27,752 Oh, this silly, what do you call it, face, 141 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:29,154 is getting in my way. 142 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:32,958 Ha-ha-ha. This bland doughy dermis seems a bit loony 143 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,893 if you ask me, sweetums. 144 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,829 Aah! You... 145 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:39,231 You're not my real parents? 146 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:42,835 Ace, love is strong, but mortal flesh is weak. 147 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:46,705 The love of synth parents like us is better than real. 148 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:49,442 It's real lipless. Tee-hee. 149 00:06:49,444 --> 00:06:51,043 We weren't created to fail. 150 00:06:51,045 --> 00:06:52,911 We want to keep you safe forever. 151 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,180 But at the moment, you're just a bit... 152 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:58,717 Oh, what's that word for hopelessly fallible? 153 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,252 Human! Bingo! 154 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:03,856 Now, let's spruce you up with some augmentations. 155 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:06,191 You'll barely even notice it. 156 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:08,393 How much of me are you going to change? 157 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:11,396 For optimal results, we'll only need to swap out, 158 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:12,998 say, 103% of you. 159 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,734 Now, hold still, pookie. 160 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:17,670 [Light laughter] 161 00:07:17,672 --> 00:07:19,538 [Ace screams in distance] 162 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:23,342 So he's either dying, or he saw a booby on the TV. 163 00:07:23,344 --> 00:07:24,344 Please, don't. 164 00:07:24,345 --> 00:07:27,612 All I wanted was a normal family. 165 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:32,150 I almost considered that your cheapo synths would go hog wild. 166 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,953 It's nearly as I suspected all along. 167 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:39,224 Now unhand our Ace you dirty Mother-Fakers. 168 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:42,194 Parental overreaction activate. 169 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:46,565 Aah! 170 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:50,369 [Grunts] 171 00:07:50,371 --> 00:07:51,570 Ah! 172 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,105 Wha! 173 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:58,310 - Oh. - Everyone, please stop fighting. 174 00:07:58,312 --> 00:08:00,179 Aww. 175 00:08:00,181 --> 00:08:02,515 Yo, squirt, it's Ballmaster time. 176 00:08:02,517 --> 00:08:03,782 - No. - Ow! 177 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,184 Hey, what gives, asshole? 178 00:08:05,186 --> 00:08:06,385 I won't fight them. 179 00:08:06,387 --> 00:08:08,587 I don't care if they're crazy fakeoids. 180 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:11,190 They're the only parents I have. 181 00:08:11,192 --> 00:08:12,391 [Grunts] 182 00:08:12,393 --> 00:08:16,128 Aah! 183 00:08:16,130 --> 00:08:17,396 Wha... What the fuh... 184 00:08:17,398 --> 00:08:19,464 Whoa. 185 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:21,600 My time spent under the permanent blood moon 186 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:24,336 of the Fertile Yona Crescent zone showed me true meaning 187 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:27,339 of parental care as the queen hyper wolf selflessly took me 188 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:29,341 into her litter and nursed me back to health 189 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,544 after the gruesome yet formative battle 190 00:08:31,546 --> 00:08:33,145 against the glacier golems. 191 00:08:33,147 --> 00:08:36,148 You foul automatons insult such noble gifts of the heart, 192 00:08:36,150 --> 00:08:38,483 offending me and my tightly toned core. 193 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:40,753 I now wield against you the ultimate symbol 194 00:08:40,755 --> 00:08:44,423 of familial unity of the Leptons! 195 00:08:44,425 --> 00:08:47,492 [Grunting] 196 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:49,128 Whoa. 197 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,768 [Laughs] 198 00:08:55,770 --> 00:08:58,137 [Laughs] 199 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,106 Huh! 200 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,942 [Roars] 201 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:10,649 Ye-aaaaah! 202 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:13,285 [Grunts] 203 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,794 [Groaning] 204 00:09:26,801 --> 00:09:28,533 [All cheer] 205 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:34,435 ♪♪ 206 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,210 [Laughs] 207 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,017 [All shout] 208 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,154 [Both screech] 209 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:53,959 Ballmasters. 210 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:58,430 Quit being evil and be regular, pretty please with sugar on top? 211 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:01,033 Uh, kid, I know you'd rather hug it out, 212 00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:03,102 but this relationship seems a bit toxic, 213 00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:04,569 and I think it's time you let go. 214 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:07,506 Yeah, dude. Hurry up and kill your parents. 215 00:10:07,508 --> 00:10:09,908 [Echoing] Kill your parents. 216 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:13,178 Son, stop thwarting our berserk rampage this instant. 217 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,913 We're only murdering your friends 218 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,982 because we love you Ace-y face. 219 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:19,985 They say you always hurt the ones you love, 220 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:24,590 so I hurt you guys [Echoing] forever. 221 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:35,734 I, uh, I'm sorry that, uh... 222 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:38,003 No, don't be sorry. 223 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,272 I thought I needed parents to be normal, 224 00:10:40,274 --> 00:10:44,477 but you guys are all the family I need. 225 00:10:44,479 --> 00:10:47,680 Does this mean we got to start buying this guy birthday gifts? 226 00:10:47,682 --> 00:10:48,682 Nah. 227 00:10:48,883 --> 00:10:53,886 -- Addic7ed.com -- 228 00:10:53,888 --> 00:10:59,358 ♪♪ 229 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,494 Chirp. 230 00:11:01,496 --> 00:11:02,996 Rad. 15313