Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:12,838
You're free, little bird.Go. Fly.
2
00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:14,797
Can this little bird stay here?
3
00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,059
What's going on?
4
00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:17,060
Talk to Gideon.
5
00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:19,019
[sighs] I got to meet my ex
6
00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:21,456
and start my divorce mediation
in an hour.
7
00:00:21,499 --> 00:00:22,935
Mm. So any bloodyou didn't give here,
8
00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:24,981
you gonna give there.
9
00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,374
Who's your mediator?
10
00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:28,071
I think his name's O'Connell.
11
00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:29,551
Malcolm O'Connell.
That's good for you.
12
00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:30,682
He hates women.
13
00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:32,641
How do you know?We're dating.
14
00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,426
Mediation's not so bad.
15
00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:36,862
It's better than divorce court.
16
00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:38,081
I didn't know you were married.
17
00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,474
12 years.
18
00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:41,041
Her name's Leslie.
They met in college.
19
00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:43,478
She got his house
and half his dental practice.
20
00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:44,696
Gideon listens.
21
00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:47,525
And Jerry told Gideon that
in confidence.
22
00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,920
It's just so weird.
We're gonna sit there
23
00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:52,878
and divvy up
15 years of marriage.
24
00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:54,358
It's not that hard.
25
00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:56,447
Here's what you do: you figureout what she really wants,
26
00:00:56,491 --> 00:00:57,709
fight like hellto get it,
27
00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,972
and then you burn it all
on her front lawn.
28
00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:01,974
No. No, no. I'm not
gonna play any of those games.
29
00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:03,585
Julia can have
30
00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:05,108
whatever she wants.Listen to you, man.
31
00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:07,067
You sound like a lamb
going to slaughter.
32
00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,590
[sighs] I don't care.
33
00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:11,419
I just want it to be over with
so we can all move on.
34
00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:15,118
[baaing]
35
00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:19,601
♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪
36
00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:21,733
♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪
37
00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:25,128
♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪
38
00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:28,131
♪ But if you're feeling
like crap ♪
39
00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:29,872
♪ It's time to face the fact
40
00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:31,700
♪ It's your prerogative
41
00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:33,702
♪ Your prerogative♪
42
00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:35,965
♪ To be positive.
43
00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:45,931
DREW:
Okay, man. This is it.
44
00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:47,194
It's go time.
45
00:01:49,718 --> 00:01:52,503
Just pee like you have
normal kidneys.
46
00:01:53,722 --> 00:01:55,115
Nothing?
47
00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:57,204
Come on.[woman screams]
48
00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:59,641
What the hell?[urine splatters]
49
00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:00,990
Oh, now you go.
50
00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:05,777
What's going on?
51
00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:07,562
I'm waxing Gabby's legs.
52
00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:08,954
[sighs] You made me pee
all over the floor.
53
00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:10,130
You peed?
54
00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:13,089
Congratulations.
You slayed the dragon.
55
00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:17,006
And drained the lizard.
56
00:02:17,049 --> 00:02:18,225
Can't you do this
somewhere else?
57
00:02:18,268 --> 00:02:20,836
Look at this mess.
58
00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:23,055
[shudders]
59
00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:24,970
[gasping]
60
00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,147
Ah!
61
00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:32,978
[shudders]
62
00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:34,241
[moaning shakily]
63
00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:35,633
Gina!
64
00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:38,027
Drew, we both havehome businesses.
65
00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,159
You do therapy.
66
00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:40,769
I do bikini waxing.
67
00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,597
I dare you to tell me
which matters more
68
00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:44,599
on a summer day at the beach.[scoffs]
69
00:02:44,642 --> 00:02:46,644
I thought your business was
selling that "artisanal" beer
70
00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:47,906
you brew in the garage.
71
00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:49,169
Well, it's a package deal.
72
00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:50,648
First I get 'em drunk,
73
00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:52,998
then I get 'em smooth.
74
00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:55,566
Worked on me.
75
00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:57,873
Let's face it.
I am not getting rich
76
00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,266
working at a retirement home.
77
00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:01,659
Unless I get into
somebody's will.
78
00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:03,095
What about that rich old lesbian
79
00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:05,750
who puts vodka shots
in her chamomile tea?
80
00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:06,969
But I'm not gay.
81
00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:08,623
She's worth, like, two mill.
82
00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:11,539
But I'm open to new things.
83
00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:13,976
Gina, you're being chased
by loan sharks.
84
00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:14,977
Sleep with her.
85
00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,848
Well, where you going?
86
00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:18,981
Uh, my divorce mediation
starts today.
87
00:03:19,024 --> 00:03:20,287
Oh, hey, you got this.
88
00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,202
Mediation strong.Hey, I just want to
89
00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:24,682
get in there and get it over
with as quickly as possible.
90
00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:25,988
[door closes]
91
00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:27,903
Does he know about
your other business?
92
00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:30,122
You mean the pot farm
I started in the basement?
93
00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:31,298
Don't worry.
94
00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:34,214
As long as I've got his kidney,
95
00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:36,172
I've got his support.
96
00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:40,045
So, I'm an advocate
for both of you.
97
00:03:40,089 --> 00:03:42,134
If you treat each other
with respect,
98
00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:43,223
we can make these sessionsgo smoothly.
99
00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,660
Okay. Well, I guess I'll start.
100
00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:47,227
Uh, I-I actually
made a list
101
00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,751
of some of the larger items
that we bought together.
102
00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:50,969
I highlighted the ones
that I would like
103
00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:52,275
to keep, but, you know,
104
00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:54,321
you just take a look,
tell me what you want,
105
00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:55,713
and I'm open to discussion.
106
00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,193
You know what?
107
00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,760
I don't want any of it.
108
00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:00,283
But you barely looked at it.
109
00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:01,284
I don't need to.
110
00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:02,807
It's just stuff.
I don't want it.
111
00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:04,809
Okay.
112
00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,812
I think I know
what's going on here.
113
00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:09,074
So he is having
114
00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:11,207
a major health issue...
115
00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,991
you know, down there.
116
00:04:13,035 --> 00:04:15,080
Oh, oh, h-hang on.[chuckles]
117
00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:16,908
She means my kidney,
not my penis.
118
00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:19,084
Why would he think
I meant your penis?
119
00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:20,956
Because "down there"
means penis.
120
00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:24,220
But my penis is fine.It's a tip-top penis.
121
00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,961
I'm gonna stopsaying "penis" now,
122
00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:29,747
but you need to know,
it's a great penis.
123
00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:30,879
Duly noted.
124
00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:33,316
Come on.
You must want something.
125
00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,274
Nope.
126
00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:35,710
What about the piano?
127
00:04:35,753 --> 00:04:37,102
Remember when Maddie was
in Annie?
128
00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:38,539
You guys practiced for hours
on that thing.
129
00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:40,976
She doesn't care about that
anymore. You take it.
130
00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:42,673
I know exactly
what you're doing.
131
00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,066
You always do this.
132
00:04:44,109 --> 00:04:46,764
You always play the victim
and make me the bad guy.
133
00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:49,114
No, no, Julia.
I want you to take everything.
134
00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:50,725
I want you to be happy.
135
00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:52,814
Well, you see
what I'm dealing with.
136
00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:56,296
I want to do
a three-game parlay.
137
00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:57,732
Pats plus the points.[knock on door]
138
00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:58,733
Come in.
139
00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:00,387
Browns on the moneyline.
140
00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:02,911
And Niners/Falcons on the over.
141
00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,695
Yeah, I'm sure.
142
00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:06,958
[scoffs]
Unless the bet goes kaput,
143
00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:09,396
and then I have dementia
and I never made this call.
144
00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:13,095
I've got a little delivery
for you.
145
00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:15,924
A quart of my homemade beer.
146
00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,273
And...
147
00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,797
a quarter ounce
of my homemade weed.
148
00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:22,757
Oh, you sweetie.
Thanks. [sniffs]
149
00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,759
Ah, brings me back.
150
00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:26,151
To Monday?Hey.
151
00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:27,849
It's been a long week.
152
00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:29,677
So...
153
00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,679
how's it going
living with kidney boy?
154
00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:33,115
[sighs]
I feel bad for him.
155
00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:35,422
On top of everything else,
he's going through
156
00:05:35,465 --> 00:05:36,901
this really rough divorce.
157
00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:38,381
If only he could be
158
00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:41,689
pacified with beer
and weed like you.
159
00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:45,823
Well, how lucky that he has
someone like you in his life.
160
00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,172
Easy, Norma.
You're already getting
161
00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:48,870
the friends and family discount.
162
00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:50,132
Oh, wait a minute.
163
00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:51,351
Mr. Colavito was asking
164
00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,222
if you could get him
any ecstasy.
165
00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:56,181
He's 90 years old.
What's he want ecstasy for?
166
00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:57,879
I don't know, he met a girl.
167
00:05:57,922 --> 00:06:00,055
Or a guy. I was half listening.
168
00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:03,319
[playing "Tomorrow"]
169
00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:09,760
[mashes keys]
170
00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:11,371
This song is a lie.
171
00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,808
The sun isn't coming out
tomorrow.
172
00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:15,766
The sun is never coming out.
173
00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:19,857
Hey.
174
00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:21,424
[door closes]There he is.
175
00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:22,947
How was mediation?
176
00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:24,862
Oof. It was horrific.
177
00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,821
Oh, man. Are you okay?
178
00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:28,126
Do I look okay?
179
00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:31,260
Honestly, you kind of
look like this a lot.
180
00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:34,176
Come here.
181
00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:36,439
[sighs] I just...
182
00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,920
didn't think
it would hurt this much.
183
00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:40,835
I was just sitting there
with her,
184
00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:43,098
and suddenly it hit me.
185
00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:45,056
My marriage is over.Ugh.
186
00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:46,797
I can't even imagine.
187
00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:48,973
This has got be the
worst day of my life.
188
00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:51,411
I mean, not as bad as,
"Drew, I want a divorce,"
189
00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:53,413
or, "Drew, you need
a new kidney,"
190
00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:56,938
or, "Drew, the jazz band
is just not for you."
191
00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:58,418
I'm so sorry.
192
00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:03,510
Would a little weed
cheer you up?
193
00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:05,337
Hey, you're supposed
to be giving that up.
194
00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:06,904
Oh, my God, chill.
I'm not smoking it.
195
00:07:06,948 --> 00:07:08,079
I'm just selling it.
196
00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:09,385
[sighs]
197
00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:13,041
But for you, the first one's
free, little boy.
198
00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:17,132
Yeah, I'm-I'm not really
good at pot. [chuckles]
199
00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:18,220
Okay.
200
00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:20,178
I didn't say
put it away.
201
00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:23,878
Okay, you ready?
202
00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:26,446
One, two, three.
203
00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,014
Did you feel that?
204
00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:33,061
[laughs]:
No. Not at all.
205
00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:35,280
Oh, man.
206
00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:37,152
My leg looks like it
did when I was seven.
207
00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:38,458
Hey there, little guy.
208
00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:41,373
Remember, love is a lie.
209
00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:44,115
All right,
give me the other one.
210
00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:45,508
Man...
211
00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:48,293
I really liked being married.Yeah?
212
00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:49,947
What did you like about it?
213
00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:52,559
It just... it was comforting.
214
00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:53,908
You know?
It was like
215
00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:55,562
eating a grilled cheese
216
00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:57,477
with tomato soup on a rainy day.
217
00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,566
Or-or a...
218
00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:02,133
fat stack of
blueberry ricotta pancakes.
219
00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:05,485
Oh, no. A salted caramel pie
220
00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:06,529
with a mound
221
00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:07,835
of whipped cream,
222
00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:10,533
all this chocolate sauce
dribbled all over it.
223
00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,970
I'll be right back. Don't move.
224
00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,103
And don't worry.
225
00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,279
You'll get married again.
226
00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:20,456
No. Julia was the one.
227
00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,240
We weren't always
on the same page,
228
00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:24,329
but we always made a good team.
229
00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:25,983
Even when we were
breaking the law.
230
00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:28,856
[gasps]
Drew Dunbar broke the law?
231
00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,379
Oh!
232
00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:33,164
Okay.
233
00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,862
True story.Mm-hmm?
234
00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:36,516
Wait, I lost it.
235
00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,213
It's back, baby.
236
00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:40,520
We went to the Berkshires
for a weekend.
237
00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:41,651
Mm-hmm.The fall tour.
238
00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,087
Mm.The leaves--
239
00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:45,307
red, orange, yellow.
240
00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:46,917
No, it was a ski trip.
241
00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,485
But I don't ski,
so why would I be on a ski trip?
242
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,139
Okay, maybe we skip over
this part.
243
00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,140
All right.
244
00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:53,576
Anyway, the car broke down.
245
00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:56,100
And I told Julia that
that little exclamation mark
246
00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:57,624
is never a good thing,
247
00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,364
but she just gives me
one of those little hair flips,
248
00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:01,018
you know? Like...
249
00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:02,890
Yeah?
250
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,110
Anyway, we pushed it, like,
251
00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:07,982
a mile and a half
to this gas station
252
00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:09,984
that also sells
these little souvenirs.
253
00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:11,289
And the mechanic
254
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,639
totally ripped us off.
255
00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:14,510
But we got our revenge.
256
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,338
Oh, my God, what did you do?
257
00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:19,559
We stole...
258
00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,952
a ceramic owl.
259
00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:27,392
Oh. Is that the big finish?
260
00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:30,439
Pretty twisted, right?
[chuckles]
261
00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:31,614
I still have it.
262
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,398
It's, uh--
263
00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:34,922
It's gone.
264
00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:38,708
Who... who...
265
00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:41,581
Are you trying to call it?
266
00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:42,582
Hoo.
267
00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,627
Hoo, hoo, hoo.
268
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,281
She took it.
269
00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:47,935
Julia took my owl.
270
00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,241
Hey, where are you going?
271
00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:51,547
To get it back.
272
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,244
She doesn't get to keep
the happy memories.
273
00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:54,289
They're not community property.
274
00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:56,944
Maybe let me drive.
275
00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:59,294
Fine.
276
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:13,613
Okay, you wait here.
I'll be right back.
277
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:15,963
Go get you some owl.
278
00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:18,269
Do you know there's
a hallucinogenic quality
279
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:19,357
to your pot?
280
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,142
[sighs] Thank you.
281
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:29,629
Julia!
282
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,632
Julia, I want my owl!
283
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:35,635
Julia?
284
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:36,766
[ringtone playing]
285
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:37,985
Hey.
286
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:40,074
She's not home.Then break in.
287
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:42,076
But I have an emergency key.
288
00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,643
Well, then use it.
289
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,253
Ah. [chuckles]
290
00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,428
Of course.
291
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:49,039
Man, you're like
a real-life Siri.
292
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,531
Oh.
293
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:08,668
Okay, owl, where are you?
294
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,587
Now, how did you get up--
295
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:18,547
Of course. You're a bird.
296
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,427
Oh, no.
297
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,343
[groans]:
Ow.
298
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:35,346
Really?
You smoked all that weed?
299
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,697
They were showing The
Big Lebowskiin the rec room.
300
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,829
You can't watch that straight.
301
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,223
So, what, another quarter ounce?
302
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,398
That'd be lovely.
303
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,443
You're running up
quite a tab, you know.
304
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,271
Well, I'm good for it.
305
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,578
Unless the Steelers choke
in the fourth again.
306
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:52,537
May their kicker rot in hell.
307
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:55,366
Okay, I'll swing by after
I help Drew steal an owl.
308
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,759
Oh, crap, she's here.
309
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:57,760
The owl?
310
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,327
Julia. I-I got to go.
311
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,723
Who names an owl "Julia"?
312
00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:12,079
[grunting]
313
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:14,603
Drew?
314
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,257
What the hell?
315
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,085
Uh...[phone chimes]
316
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,437
Very helpful.
317
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,482
What are you
doing in my home?
318
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:25,701
And why do I smell pot?
319
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,746
That's me.
320
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:29,270
I do drugs now.
321
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,751
Good for you. Why are you here?
322
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,753
I came to get the owl.Why?
323
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,624
Because it means something
to me.
324
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,844
And I'm keeping the piano.Okay.
325
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:41,151
And there are a few
other things I want, like...
326
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:45,329
like this,
my favorite fabric bowl.
327
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,897
Look at you, fighting for stuff.
328
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,594
Yeah, well,
beware the doormat
329
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,422
that gets stepped on
one too many times.
330
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,642
By the way,
I'm keeping the doormat.
331
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,600
Where was this guy
all these years?
332
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,689
He was asleep.
333
00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:01,258
But he's awake now,
so get used to it, sweetheart.
334
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,434
Oh, wow, you are
definitely high.
335
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,654
But I don't hate it.
336
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,702
Wait, wait, wait.No, no, no, no.
337
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,313
Don't talk.
You're gonna ruin it.
338
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:13,749
Drew, are you sure this
is safe for your kidney?
339
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,795
I don't know. I don't care.Keep going.
Okay.
340
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,669
[chimes]
341
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:21,888
[sighs]
342
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,280
That was nice.
343
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:24,629
[laughs]
344
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,544
Yeah, I guess
when one organ fails,
345
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,546
another onepicks up the slack.
Right?
346
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,548
I'm as surprised as
you are. [laughs]
347
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,289
I can't believe
I'm gonna ask you this,
348
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:35,640
but did you shave a leg?
349
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:36,946
Don't be ridiculous.
350
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,469
I waxed.
351
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,776
[laughs] I liked it.
352
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,952
Kind of felt like
I was in a threesome.
353
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,649
Oh. Well, if you're
up for round two...
354
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:45,737
Yeah.
[pained cry]
355
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:46,869
Ow!
What's the matter?
356
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,915
Ow. I don't know.
Something's wrong.
357
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,308
Oh, no, is it your kidney?
Was I too rough?
358
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:52,657
Oh, no, no. Don't worry.
Don't worry. It's fine.
359
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,311
Round two.
Okay.
360
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:55,704
[pained groan] No.
361
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:56,836
Hospital. Got to go
to the hospital.
Oh, my God.
362
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,272
Okay.
And for the record,
363
00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,795
I could've gone
two more times.
Okay.
364
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,971
[knock on car door]
365
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,582
I wasn't looking through
your glove compartment.
366
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,323
Open the door.What's going on?
367
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,542
You have to take me
to the hospital!
368
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:10,240
What? What's happening?JULIA: Here.
369
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,416
I did not give
him the pot.
370
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,548
It wasn't the pot.
371
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,941
Then what happened?
372
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,204
I think I might have
hurt Drew's kidney.
373
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,249
What? How?
374
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,468
[engine starts]
375
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:22,774
Mmm...
376
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,298
Just drive!
377
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,430
Driving. I'm driving.
378
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,476
Hey.
Hey.
379
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,825
Anything?
No.
380
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,871
They're still in there
running tests on him.
381
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,308
[sighs] Hey, you want a snack?
It's on me.
382
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:37,528
Just punch in
the universal reset code, and...
383
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,922
voilà.
384
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:40,967
Gina.
385
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:44,318
That is awesome.
Grab me some chips.
386
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,929
Thank you. Oh, God.
387
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,366
I cannot believe
this is happening.
388
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:50,977
[sighs] This could be
really, really bad.
389
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,369
I mean, Drew could...
390
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,718
No, no, no, no, no, no.
391
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:56,460
Do not go there. That is
not fair to you or to him.
392
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,592
[sighs]
393
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,942
[laughs]
What?
394
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,901
Nothing.
395
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,251
I just thought,
if you were right,
396
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:08,255
that we could say
he went out with a bang.
397
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,650
It'll be funny later,
but it's too soon right now.
398
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:13,782
Yeah.
399
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,915
Hey, he's gonna be okay.
400
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,047
Yeah, you're right.
401
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,570
[sighs]
402
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:20,832
What about you two?
403
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:24,010
[laughs]:
What about us?
404
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,534
Could you ever see yourself
with him again?
405
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,579
I mean, I don't know.
406
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:31,539
We have so much history, and
I have all these feelings.
407
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:33,976
But I can't help but wonder if
some of them are just because
408
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,760
I'm so worried
for him, you know?
409
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,937
Although tonight
sure was fun.
410
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,068
Yeah.
411
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,941
Déjà booty always is.[laughs]
412
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,507
Okay, who's here
for Drew Dunbar?
413
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,074
Oh. Oh.We-we are. Wife.
414
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,858
Legally separated wife.Kidney donor.
415
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,078
No ecstasy for a month
kidney donor.
416
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,950
Oh, good for you.Thank you.
417
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,387
Way to go being a doctor.
418
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,823
Oh.
419
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:55,824
Well, Mr. Dunbar's
gonna be fine.
420
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,565
There's no damage
to his kidneys.
421
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,654
Oh, thank God.Oh. Yeah, what happened?
422
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,699
It was a pinched nerve.
He said he took a nasty fall.
423
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,093
He did, trying
to steal my owl.
424
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,661
You have no idea what I'm
talking about. Never mind.
425
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,358
Okay, donor, stay here.
426
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,578
Legally separated wife,you can see him now.
Okay.
427
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:13,450
Um... [clears throat]
I don't get to see him?
428
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,713
I'm the one saving his life.
429
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:18,890
She broke into
your vending machine!
430
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,109
What a relief, huh?
431
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,415
I'll say.
432
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,982
You almost went out
with a bang.
433
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,896
[giggles]
Yeah, too soon.
434
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:29,771
So, uh, I guess
we're not that good
435
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,816
at the whole divorce
thing, are we?
436
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,384
We weren't so hot
at the marriage thing either.
437
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,343
Sex thing works.
Oh, yeah.
438
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,649
The sex was great.[both laugh]
439
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:39,868
Yeah.
440
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,436
Maybe we, uh,
build on that.
441
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,003
Pretty fun building block.
442
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,788
[chuckles softly]
Drew...
443
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,355
Or not.
I just--
444
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,618
I don't think that we're ready
to just jump back into things.
445
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,707
You know?
I mean, at least I'm not.
446
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,622
Yeah, I get it.
447
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:55,840
I'm sorry.
448
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,495
Man, the security
in this place sucks.
449
00:16:58,539 --> 00:16:59,844
So, what's the word?
450
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:02,021
Till death do us part?
Happily ever after?
451
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,024
Read the room, Gina.
Read the room.
452
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,857
Hey, guys.ELI: Hey.
How was mediation?
453
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,511
I texted you, never heard back.
454
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,513
[sighs]
455
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,993
"All good"? Was that you?
456
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,386
Of course it was me.
457
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:22,041
Hold up. You don't have
my name in your contacts?
458
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:25,435
O'Connell said you had a weird
obsession with your penis.
459
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:29,048
Oh. Well, if O'Connell's
talking about it so much,
460
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,572
maybe he's the one
with the obsession.
461
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:32,877
It's two moves, dude.
462
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:35,663
You press "add contact"
and type in my name.
463
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,492
So how badly
did you get screwed?
464
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,624
That's an interesting
choice of words.
465
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:45,107
Oh, Lord, he slept with his ex.
466
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,152
You did?
467
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,457
[nervous chuckle]
468
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,155
Uh, it was
totally unexpected
469
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,808
but nice.
470
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,550
I think it gave us both
some much needed closure.
471
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,596
Give me your phone.
I'll add my own damn name.
472
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,947
So, what, is this a one-and-done
kind of a situation?
473
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,905
Yeah, I think so.
474
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,037
Jerry?!
475
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,430
Jerry's in your phone?
476
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,911
Aw, thanks.
[chuckles]
477
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,826
I-I just think,
478
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:12,134
if Julia and I kept doing it,
We'd only be asking for trouble.
479
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,832
Ah, thanks for bringing over
Maddie's retainer.
480
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,095
Sure. Anytime.
[panting]
481
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,183
Captioning sponsored by
CBS
482
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,749
and TOYOTA.
483
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:37,768
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
access.wgbh.org
32602
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
