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You're free, little bird. Go. Fly.
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Can this little bird stay here?
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What's going on?
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Talk to Gideon.
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[SIGHS] I got to meet my ex
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and start my divorce
mediation in an hour.
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Mm. So any blood you didn't give here,
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you gonna give there.
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Who's your mediator?
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I think his name's O'Connell.
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Malcolm O'Connell. That's good for you.
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He hates women.
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- How do you know?
- We're dating.
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Mediation's not so bad.
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It's better than divorce court.
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- I didn't know you were married.
- 12 years.
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Her name's Leslie. They met in college.
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She got his house and
half his dental practice.
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Gideon listens.
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And Jerry told Gideon
that in confidence.
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It's just so weird.
We're gonna sit there
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and divvy up 15 years of marriage.
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It's not that hard.
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Here's what you do:
you figure out what she really wants,
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fight like hell to get it,
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and then you burn it
all on her front lawn.
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No. No, no. I'm not gonna
play any of those games.
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Julia can have whatever she wants.
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Listen to you, man. You sound like
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a lamb going to slaughter.
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[SIGHS] I don't care.
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I just want it to be over
with so we can all move on.
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[BAAING]
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- ♪ The more you give ♪
- ♪ The more you give ♪
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- ♪ The more you live ♪
- ♪ The more you live ♪
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- ♪ Your happiness is relative ♪
- ♪ Happiness ♪
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♪ But if you're feeling like crap ♪
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♪ It's time to face the fact ♪
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♪ It's your prerogative ♪
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♪ Your prerogative ♪
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♪ To be positive ♪
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DREW: Okay, man. This is it.
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It's go time.
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Just pee like you have normal kidneys.
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Nothing?
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- Come on.
- [WOMAN SCREAMS]
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- What the hell?
- [URINE SPLATTERS]
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Oh, now you go.
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What's going on?
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I'm waxing Gabby's legs.
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[SIGHS] You made me
pee all over the floor.
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You peed? Congratulations.
You slayed the dragon.
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And drained the lizard.
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Can't you do this somewhere else?
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Look at this mess.
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[SHUDDERS]
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[GASPING]
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Ah!
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[SHUDDERS]
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[MOANING SHAKILY]
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Gina!
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Drew, we both have home businesses.
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You do therapy.
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I do bikini waxing.
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I dare you to tell me which matters more
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- on a summer day at the beach.
- [SCOFFS]
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I thought your business was selling
that "artisanal" beer
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you brew in the garage.
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Well, it's a package deal.
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First I get 'em drunk,
then I get 'em smooth.
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Worked on me.
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Let's face it. I am not getting rich
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working at a retirement home.
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Unless I get into somebody's will.
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What about that rich old lesbian
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who puts vodka shots
in her chamomile tea?
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- But I'm not gay.
- She's worth, like, two mill.
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But I'm open to new things.
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Gina, you're being
chased by loan sharks.
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Sleep with her.
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Well, where you going?
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Uh, my divorce mediation starts today.
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Oh, hey, you got this.
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Mediation strong.
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Hey, I just want to get in there and
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get it over with as quickly as possible.
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Does he know about your other business?
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You mean the pot farm I
started in the basement?
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Don't worry.
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As long as I've got his kidney,
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I've got his support.
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So, I'm an advocate for both of you.
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If you treat each other with respect,
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we can make these sessions go smoothly.
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Okay. Well, I guess I'll start.
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Uh, I-I actually made a list
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of some of the larger items
that we bought together.
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I highlighted the ones that I would like
to keep, but, you know,
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you just take a look,
tell me what you want,
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and I'm open to discussion.
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You know what?
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I don't want any of it.
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But you barely looked at it.
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I don't need to. It's just stuff.
I don't want it.
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Okay.
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I think I know what's going on here.
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So he is having a major health issue...
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you know, down there.
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Oh, oh, h-hang on. [CHUCKLES]
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She means my kidney, not my penis.
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Why would he think I meant your penis?
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Because "down there" means penis.
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But my penis is fine.
It's a tip-top penis.
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I'm gonna stop saying "penis" now,
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but you need to know,
it's a great penis.
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Duly noted.
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Come on. You must want something.
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- Nope.
- What about the piano?
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Remember when Maddie was in Annie?
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You guys practiced
for hours on that thing.
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She doesn't care about that anymore.
You take it.
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I know exactly what you're doing.
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You always do this.
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You always play the victim
and make me the bad guy.
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No, no, Julia.
I want you to take everything.
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I want you to be happy.
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Well, you see what I'm dealing with.
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I want to do a three-game parlay.
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- Pats plus the points. Come in.
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Browns on the money line.
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And Niners/Falcons on the over.
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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[SCOFFS] Unless the bet goes kaput,
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and then I have dementia
and I never made this call.
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I've got a little delivery for you.
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A quart of my homemade beer.
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And...
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a quarter ounce of my homemade weed.
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Oh, you sweetie. Thanks. [SNIFFS]
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Ah, brings me back.
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- To Monday?
- Hey.
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It's been a long week.
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So...
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how's it going living with kidney boy?
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[SIGHS] I feel bad for him.
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On top of everything else,
he's going through
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this really rough divorce.
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If only he could be pacified
with beer and weed like you.
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Well, how lucky that he has
someone like you in his life.
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Easy, Norma. You're already getting
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the friends and family discount.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Mr. Colavito was asking if
you could get him any ecstasy.
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He's 90 years old.
What's he want ecstasy for?
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I don't know, he met a girl.
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Or a guy. I was half listening.
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[PLAYING "TOMORROW"]
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[MASHES KEYS]
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This song is a lie.
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The sun isn't coming out tomorrow.
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The sun is never coming out.
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Hey.
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There he is.
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How was mediation?
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Oof. It was horrific.
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Oh, man. Are you okay?
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Do I look okay?
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Honestly,
you kind of look like this a lot.
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Come here.
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[SIGHS] I just...
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didn't think it would hurt this much.
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I was just sitting there with her,
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and suddenly it hit me.
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- My marriage is over.
- Ugh.
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I can't even imagine.
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This has got be the
worst day of my life.
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I mean, not as bad as,
"Drew, I want a divorce,"
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or, "Drew, you need a new kidney,"
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or, "Drew, the jazz band
is just not for you."
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I'm so sorry.
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Would a little weed cheer you up?
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Hey, you're supposed
to be giving that up.
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Oh, my God, chill. I'm not smoking it.
I'm just selling it.
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But for you,
the first one's free, little boy.
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Yeah, I'm-I'm not really good at pot.
[CHUCKLES]
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Okay.
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I didn't say put it away.
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Okay, you ready?
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One, two, three.
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Did you feel that?
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[LAUGHS]: No. Not at all.
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Oh, man.
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My leg looks like it
did when I was seven.
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Hey there, little guy.
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Remember, love is a lie.
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All right, give me the other one.
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Man...
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- I really liked being married.
- Yeah?
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What did you like about it?
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It just... it was comforting.
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You know? It was like
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eating a grilled cheese with
tomato soup on a rainy day.
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Or-or a...
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fat stack of blueberry ricotta pancakes.
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Oh, no. A salted caramel pie
with a mound of whipped cream,
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all this chocolate sauce
dribbled all over it.
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I'll be right back. Don't move.
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And don't worry.
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You'll get married again.
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No. Julia was the one.
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We weren't always on the same page,
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but we always made a good team.
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Even when we were breaking the law.
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[GASPS] Drew Dunbar broke the law?
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Oh!
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- Okay. True story.
- Mm-hmm?
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Wait, I lost it.
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It's back, baby.
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We went to the Berkshires for a weekend.
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- Mm-hmm.
- The fall tour.
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The leaves...
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Red, orange, yellow.
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No, it was a ski trip.
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But I don't ski,
so why would I be on a ski trip?
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Okay, maybe we skip over this part.
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All right. Anyway, the car broke down.
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And I told Julia that that
little exclamation mark
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is never a good thing,
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but she just gives me one
of those little hair flips,
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you know? Like...
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Yeah?
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Anyway, we pushed it, like,
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a mile and a half to this gas station
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that also sells these little souvenirs.
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And the mechanic totally ripped us off.
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But we got our revenge.
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Oh, my God, what did you do?
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We stole...
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a ceramic owl.
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Oh. Is that the big finish?
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Pretty twisted, right? [CHUCKLES]
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I still have it.
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It's, uh...
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It's gone.
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Who... who...
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Are you trying to call it?
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Hoo.
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Hoo, hoo, hoo.
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She took it.
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Julia took my owl.
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- Hey, where are you going?
- To get it back.
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She doesn't get to keep
the happy memories.
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They're not community property.
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Maybe let me drive.
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Fine.
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Okay, you wait here. I'll be right back.
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Go get you some owl.
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Do you know there's
a hallucinogenic quality to your pot?
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[SIGHS] Thank you.
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Julia!
262
00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:32,326
Julia, I want my owl!
263
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,947
Julia?
264
00:10:35,154 --> 00:10:36,560
[RINGTONE PLAYING]
265
00:10:36,585 --> 00:10:37,622
Hey.
266
00:10:37,647 --> 00:10:39,693
- She's not home.
- Then break in.
267
00:10:39,718 --> 00:10:41,357
But I have an emergency key.
268
00:10:41,954 --> 00:10:43,478
Well, then use it.
269
00:10:43,503 --> 00:10:45,028
Ah. [CHUCKLES]
270
00:10:45,053 --> 00:10:46,415
Of course.
271
00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,591
Man, you're like a real-life Siri.
272
00:11:00,644 --> 00:11:01,700
Oh.
273
00:11:04,815 --> 00:11:08,167
Okay, owl, where are you?
274
00:11:12,723 --> 00:11:14,594
Now, how did you get up...
275
00:11:15,068 --> 00:11:17,984
Of course. You're a bird.
276
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,614
Oh, no.
277
00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:32,083
[GROANS]: Ow.
278
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,888
Really? You smoked all that weed?
279
00:11:34,913 --> 00:11:37,294
They were showing The Big
Lebowski in the rec room.
280
00:11:37,319 --> 00:11:39,408
You can't watch that straight.
281
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:41,732
So, what, another quarter ounce?
282
00:11:41,757 --> 00:11:43,021
That'd be lovely.
283
00:11:43,046 --> 00:11:45,169
You're running up quite a tab, you know.
284
00:11:45,194 --> 00:11:46,763
Well, I'm good for it.
285
00:11:46,788 --> 00:11:49,208
Unless the Steelers choke
in the fourth again.
286
00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:51,450
May their kicker rot in hell.
287
00:11:51,475 --> 00:11:54,849
Okay, I'll swing by after
I help Drew steal an owl.
288
00:11:54,874 --> 00:11:56,357
Oh, crap, she's here.
289
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,014
- The owl?
- Julia. I-I got to go.
290
00:12:00,641 --> 00:12:02,866
Who names an owl "Julia"?
291
00:12:08,821 --> 00:12:11,563
[GRUNTING]
292
00:12:13,176 --> 00:12:14,257
Drew?
293
00:12:14,282 --> 00:12:15,592
What the hell?
294
00:12:15,617 --> 00:12:17,402
- Uh...
- [PHONE CHIMES]
295
00:12:18,512 --> 00:12:19,850
_
296
00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,444
Very helpful.
297
00:12:21,604 --> 00:12:23,889
What are you doing in my home?
298
00:12:23,914 --> 00:12:25,483
And why do I smell pot?
299
00:12:25,508 --> 00:12:26,608
That's me.
300
00:12:26,633 --> 00:12:28,092
I do drugs now.
301
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:31,546
Good for you. Why are you here?
302
00:12:31,571 --> 00:12:33,452
- I came to get the owl.
- Why?
303
00:12:33,477 --> 00:12:35,147
Because it means something to me.
304
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,241
- And I'm keeping the piano.
- Okay.
305
00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:39,709
And there are a few other
things I want, like...
306
00:12:40,882 --> 00:12:44,100
like this, my favorite fabric bowl.
307
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,326
Look at you, fighting for stuff.
308
00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,004
Yeah, well, beware the doormat
309
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,053
that gets stepped on one too many times.
310
00:12:51,078 --> 00:12:52,951
By the way, I'm keeping the doormat.
311
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:55,588
Where was this guy all these years?
312
00:12:55,613 --> 00:12:57,201
He was asleep.
313
00:12:57,226 --> 00:13:00,272
But he's awake now,
so get used to it, sweetheart.
314
00:13:00,297 --> 00:13:02,600
Oh, wow, you are definitely high.
315
00:13:03,181 --> 00:13:05,357
But I don't hate it.
316
00:13:09,072 --> 00:13:10,460
- Wait, wait, wait.
- No, no, no, no.
317
00:13:10,484 --> 00:13:11,726
Don't talk. You're gonna ruin it.
318
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,288
Drew, are you sure this
is safe for your kidney?
319
00:13:13,312 --> 00:13:14,313
I don't know. I don't care.
320
00:13:14,337 --> 00:13:15,937
- Keep going.
- Okay.
321
00:13:18,157 --> 00:13:20,638
[CHIMES]
322
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,584
That was nice.
323
00:13:22,609 --> 00:13:24,147
[LAUGHS]
324
00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:26,043
Yeah, I guess when one organ fails,
325
00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:27,850
- another one picks up the slack.
- Right?
326
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,123
I'm as surprised as you are. [LAUGHS]
327
00:13:30,148 --> 00:13:31,648
I can't believe I'm gonna ask you this,
328
00:13:31,672 --> 00:13:34,631
but did you shave a leg?
329
00:13:34,656 --> 00:13:36,240
Don't be ridiculous.
330
00:13:36,265 --> 00:13:37,744
I waxed.
331
00:13:37,769 --> 00:13:40,365
[LAUGHS] I liked it.
332
00:13:40,390 --> 00:13:41,937
Kind of felt like I was in a threesome.
333
00:13:41,961 --> 00:13:44,108
Oh. Well, if you're up for round two...
334
00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:45,530
- Yeah.
- [PAINED CRY]
335
00:13:45,555 --> 00:13:46,555
- Ow!
- What's the matter?
336
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,701
Ow. I don't know. Something's wrong.
337
00:13:48,726 --> 00:13:50,209
Oh, no, is it your kidney?
Was I too rough?
338
00:13:50,233 --> 00:13:52,224
Oh, no, no. Don't worry.
Don't worry. It's fine.
339
00:13:52,327 --> 00:13:53,849
- Round two.
- Okay.
340
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:54,974
[PAINED GROAN] No.
341
00:13:54,999 --> 00:13:56,577
- Hospital. Got to go to the hospital.
- Oh, my God.
342
00:13:56,601 --> 00:13:57,601
Okay. And for the record,
343
00:13:57,626 --> 00:13:59,497
- I could've gone two more times.
- Okay.
344
00:13:59,808 --> 00:14:01,064
[KNOCK ON CAR DOOR]
345
00:14:01,089 --> 00:14:03,656
I wasn't looking through
your glove compartment.
346
00:14:03,697 --> 00:14:05,892
- Open the door.
- What's going on?
347
00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:07,260
You have to take me to the hospital!
348
00:14:07,284 --> 00:14:09,689
- What? What's happening?
- JULIA: Here.
349
00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:11,791
I did not give him the pot.
350
00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:12,947
It wasn't the pot.
351
00:14:12,972 --> 00:14:14,384
Then what happened?
352
00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:16,603
I think I might have hurt Drew's kidney.
353
00:14:16,628 --> 00:14:18,970
What? How?
354
00:14:18,995 --> 00:14:20,170
[ENGINE STARTS]
355
00:14:20,804 --> 00:14:22,353
Mmm...
356
00:14:22,378 --> 00:14:25,009
- Just drive!
- Driving. I'm driving.
357
00:14:26,788 --> 00:14:28,033
- Hey.
- Hey.
358
00:14:28,058 --> 00:14:29,058
- Anything?
- No.
359
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:31,085
They're still in there
running tests on him.
360
00:14:31,592 --> 00:14:33,706
Hey, you want a snack? It's on me.
361
00:14:33,731 --> 00:14:36,902
Just punch in the universal
reset code, and...
362
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,808
voilà.
363
00:14:39,419 --> 00:14:40,902
Gina.
364
00:14:41,111 --> 00:14:43,277
That is awesome. Grab me some chips.
365
00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:45,886
Thank you. Oh, God.
366
00:14:45,911 --> 00:14:48,222
I cannot believe this is happening.
367
00:14:48,247 --> 00:14:50,613
[SIGHS] This could
be really, really bad.
368
00:14:50,638 --> 00:14:51,808
I mean, Drew could...
369
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:52,941
No, no, no, no, no, no.
370
00:14:52,966 --> 00:14:56,105
Do not go there.
That is not fair to you or to him.
371
00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:57,218
[SIGHS]
372
00:14:57,243 --> 00:14:59,285
- [LAUGHS]
- What?
373
00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:00,933
Nothing.
374
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:03,500
I just thought, if you were right,
375
00:15:03,525 --> 00:15:07,761
that we could say he
went out with a bang.
376
00:15:09,812 --> 00:15:11,980
It'll be funny later,
but it's too soon right now.
377
00:15:12,005 --> 00:15:13,093
Yeah.
378
00:15:13,118 --> 00:15:15,519
Hey, he's gonna be okay.
379
00:15:15,544 --> 00:15:17,433
Yeah, you're right.
380
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,937
[SIGHS]
381
00:15:18,962 --> 00:15:20,292
What about you two?
382
00:15:20,652 --> 00:15:22,941
[LAUGHS]: What about us?
383
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,738
Could you ever see
yourself with him again?
384
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:27,917
I mean, I don't know.
385
00:15:27,942 --> 00:15:30,858
We have so much history,
and I have all these feelings.
386
00:15:30,883 --> 00:15:32,926
But I can't help but wonder if
some of them are just because
387
00:15:32,950 --> 00:15:35,253
I'm so worried for him, you know?
388
00:15:35,681 --> 00:15:37,464
Although tonight sure was fun.
389
00:15:37,489 --> 00:15:38,577
Yeah.
390
00:15:38,602 --> 00:15:40,495
Déjà booty always is.
391
00:15:40,842 --> 00:15:42,667
Okay, who's here for Drew Dunbar?
392
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,386
Oh. We-we are. Wife.
393
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,378
- Legally separated wife.
- Kidney donor.
394
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,579
No ecstasy for a month kidney donor.
395
00:15:48,769 --> 00:15:50,417
- Oh, good for you.
- Thank you.
396
00:15:50,442 --> 00:15:52,675
Way to go being a doctor.
397
00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:55,336
Well, Mr. Dunbar's gonna be fine.
398
00:15:55,361 --> 00:15:56,665
There's no damage to his kidneys.
399
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,813
- Oh, thank God.
- Oh. Yeah, what happened?
400
00:15:58,838 --> 00:16:01,125
It was a pinched nerve.
He said he took a nasty fall.
401
00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:03,500
He did, trying to steal my owl.
402
00:16:03,525 --> 00:16:05,774
You have no idea what I'm talking about.
Never mind.
403
00:16:05,985 --> 00:16:07,639
Okay, donor, stay here.
404
00:16:07,664 --> 00:16:08,907
Legally separated wife,
you can see him now.
405
00:16:08,931 --> 00:16:09,931
Okay.
406
00:16:11,152 --> 00:16:12,855
I don't get to see him?
407
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,831
I'm the one saving his life.
408
00:16:14,856 --> 00:16:17,308
She broke into your vending machine!
409
00:16:18,465 --> 00:16:20,581
- What a relief, huh?
- I'll say.
410
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,137
You almost went out with a bang.
411
00:16:22,162 --> 00:16:24,033
[GIGGLES] Yeah, too soon.
412
00:16:25,895 --> 00:16:29,136
So, uh, I guess we're not that good
413
00:16:29,161 --> 00:16:31,163
at the whole divorce thing, are we?
414
00:16:31,188 --> 00:16:33,535
We weren't so hot at the
marriage thing either.
415
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,527
- Sex thing works.
- Oh, yeah.
416
00:16:35,552 --> 00:16:37,706
- The sex was great.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
417
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:38,906
Yeah.
418
00:16:39,355 --> 00:16:41,745
Maybe we, uh, build on that.
419
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:43,660
Pretty fun building block.
420
00:16:43,842 --> 00:16:46,347
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] Drew...
421
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,472
- Or not.
- I just...
422
00:16:47,497 --> 00:16:49,737
I don't think that we're ready
to just jump back into things.
423
00:16:49,761 --> 00:16:52,410
You know? I mean, at least I'm not.
424
00:16:52,435 --> 00:16:54,307
Yeah, I get it.
425
00:16:54,332 --> 00:16:55,507
I'm sorry.
426
00:16:55,758 --> 00:16:58,199
Man, the security in this place sucks.
427
00:16:58,224 --> 00:16:59,529
So, what's the word?
428
00:16:59,554 --> 00:17:02,058
Till death do us part?
Happily ever after?
429
00:17:03,097 --> 00:17:04,988
Read the room, Gina. Read the room.
430
00:17:10,326 --> 00:17:12,519
- Hey, guys.
- ELI: Hey. How was mediation?
431
00:17:12,544 --> 00:17:14,154
I texted you, never heard back.
432
00:17:14,179 --> 00:17:15,394
[SIGHS]
433
00:17:15,908 --> 00:17:17,183
"All good"? Was that you?
434
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:18,557
Of course it was me.
435
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:21,649
Hold up. You don't have
my name in your contacts?
436
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:25,035
O'Connell said you had a weird
obsession with your penis.
437
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:28,629
Oh. Well, if O'Connell's
talking about it so much,
438
00:17:28,654 --> 00:17:30,871
maybe he's the one with the obsession.
439
00:17:31,114 --> 00:17:32,558
It's two moves, dude.
440
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:35,325
You press "add contact"
and type in my name.
441
00:17:36,228 --> 00:17:38,019
So how badly did you get screwed?
442
00:17:38,044 --> 00:17:40,285
That's an interesting choice of words.
443
00:17:42,185 --> 00:17:44,543
Oh, Lord, he slept with his ex.
444
00:17:44,568 --> 00:17:45,894
You did?
445
00:17:46,477 --> 00:17:48,394
Uh, it was totally unexpected
446
00:17:48,419 --> 00:17:50,410
but nice.
447
00:17:50,435 --> 00:17:53,058
I think it gave us both
some much needed closure.
448
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:55,488
Give me your phone.
I'll add my own damn name.
449
00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:58,934
So, what, is this a
one-and-done kind of a situation?
450
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:00,464
Yeah, I think so.
451
00:18:00,489 --> 00:18:01,511
Jerry?!
452
00:18:01,536 --> 00:18:02,885
Jerry's in your phone?
453
00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:06,168
Aw, thanks. [CHUCKLES]
454
00:18:06,603 --> 00:18:07,988
I-I just think,
455
00:18:08,013 --> 00:18:11,589
if Julia and I kept doing it,
we'd only be asking for trouble.
456
00:18:11,614 --> 00:18:14,175
Ah, thanks for bringing
over Maddie's retainer.
457
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,933
Sure. Anytime.
458
00:18:16,757 --> 00:18:19,757
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