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♪
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Hey, all you mamas
out there.
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Today on
"A Real Mother Vlog,"
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I'’m going to show you
that sometimes,
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it'’s important
to just be a fun mom.
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Oh, my gosh. Look!
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A white-breasted
nuthatch.
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And just like that,
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today is the best day
of my life.
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What?
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Gotcha, bird nerds!
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Incoming!
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Oh!
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You were aiming
for my face!
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Well, yeah. That'’s going
to read best on camera.
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Why didn'’t you tell us
you were gonna surprise us?
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Sakes alive!
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What?
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I just saved you
from birdwatching
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with a water balloon fight.
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Birdwatching
is safe.
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What youdid
was dangerous.
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Let'’s go, Franklin.
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You ruined
the best day of my life.
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[ Door opens ]
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[ Door slams ]
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Oh.
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[ Cellphone beeps ]
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Okay. New topic.
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The world has made kids soft.
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Did you know that they banned
dodgeball in P.E.?
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How are the popular kids
supposed to pick on the losers
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during a school-sanctioned
activity?
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This is why there'’s a rise
in cyber-bullying.
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--Captions by VITAC--
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♪
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According to
the most recent census,
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what is the current population
of Westport?
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25,000 --
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28,115.
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Damn it.
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I'’m gonna need
to remember these things
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if I'’m gonna hold my own
in the City Council debate.
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Useless numbers
and facts?
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That'’s my bread
and butter.
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Don'’t beat
yourself up, Dad.
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I have all the faith
in the world in you, bud.
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I love you.
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Wow.
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You must really
want something
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because you just used
the "I love you"
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you were saving
for my death bed.
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You'’re my dad
and my best friend.
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But since you asked,
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I do need you to get me
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a teeny tiny prescription
for Boosterin.
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Boosterin?
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For ADHD?
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You don'’t have ADHD.
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No, but it also
helps you focus
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and access an extra 30%
of your brain.
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I have midterms.
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Gotta keep my grades up
for Harvard.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Every other kid in school
not only takes Boosterin,
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they have private tutors,
take prep classes.
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If I don'’t do this,
I'’m at a disadvantage.
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Do you take Boosterin?
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[ Chuckles ] No.
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No, I get my grades
the old fashioned way --
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giving the teachers
great Christmas presents.
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What'’d your mom say?
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There is no world where
I'’m helping my teenage son
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get prescription drugs
to study.
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But you took drugs
in high school.
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I did it to fit in!
It'’s different!
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I'’m with your mom --
no way.
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This is medication
for kids who need it.
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You don'’t need it.
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Dad, we could take it
together.
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Me for my midterms,
you for your debate.
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It'’d be like
a father-son camping trip,
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except instead of
roasting marshmallows,
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we'’ll be taking
performance-enhancing drugs.
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Absolutely not.
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[ Scoffs ][ Door closes ]
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My parents don'’t understand
the pressure I'’m under.
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They don'’t know what it'’s like
to strive for something great.
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If they had
a vision board,
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it would just be a picture
of wicker furniture
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and the Blue Man Group.
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♪
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I have a question about Kant'’s
"Critique of Pure Reason."
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Of course.
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What was his critiques,
and what were his reasons?
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[ Laughs ]
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You'’re funny.
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[ Laughs ] Yeah.
I'’m so funny.
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Well, uh,
the professor asked me
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to review German philosophy
with the class next week
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for the midterm,
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so we'’ll just
cover it then.
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Alright, Taylor,
I'’ll see you Monday.
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Taylor?
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[ Whistles ]
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Taylor?
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Oh, uh, sorry.
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It'’s just
this sculpture.
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It makes me feel stuff
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that isn'’t, like,
hungry or sad or tired.
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Maybe it'’s the triangles.
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You know, they'’ve represented
so much throughout history.
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Mind, body, spirit.
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Life, death, rebirth.
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Past, present, future.
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Tall, grande, venti.
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Alvin, Simon, Theodore.
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[ Both laugh ]
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You know, um,
there'’s an exhibit
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at the Westport Art Center
Saturday night.
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I'’m going.
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You should --
You should come, too.
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Yeah.
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That'’d be awesome.
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I have a boyfriend.
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Oh, my God.
I do, too.
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I don'’t know
why I just said that.
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I don'’t.
I'’m straight.
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But I'’m an ally.
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Uh, besides,
it'’s -- it'’s --
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it'’s not even like
I was, um, asking you out.
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It'’s -- No.
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It'’s more of like
a group thing where --
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I'’m actually
asking everybody.
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Hey, uh, you!
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You want to go
to an art exhibit?
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No.
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No problem.
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I-It'’s not for everyone.
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That'’s why it'’s art!
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How about you?
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Can I bring my dog?
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Probably not.
Oh.
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You see?
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It'’s not just
for me and you.
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The more the merrier.
[ Inhales deeply ]
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Definitely bring
your boyfriend.
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Yeah, I mean,
he'’s super into art.
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Uh, looking at it...
tracing stuff.
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Great. Well, I hope to see
you and your boyfriend there.
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As part of a group.
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Hey, uh, do you wanna go
to an art exhibit?
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I have a boyfriend.
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So do I!
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Why do I keep
saying that?
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪
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How'’s the app?
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Are we any closer
to launch?
Mm.
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We hit a speed bump
in the coding.
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I could explain it,
but I won'’t,
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because I'’ve decided not
to develop my personal skills
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or the patience necessary
to do so.
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A-buh, buh, buh!
Can you stop? Please?
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I can'’t think with you
hovering over me.
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I don'’t tell you
how to code.
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You don'’t tell me
how to be
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in charge of refreshments,
amigo.
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Guys, I don'’t have time
for this bickering.
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I need this app up and running
and wildly successful ASAP
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so it can help me
get into Harvard.
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Especially now
that my parents
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won'’t get me Boosterin
for my midterms.
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If you need Boosterin,
I'’ve got a prescription for it.
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I can spot you some.
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Really? Sure.
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Oliver.
Mom and Dad said no.
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Yeah. You know what
they'’ve said yes to?
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Non-monogrammed towels.
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Their judgement
isn'’t exactly sound.
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There you go.
Just two?
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Yeah. You only take
a quarter at a time.
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That'’ll be more than enough
to get you through midterms.
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Chief Officer of Snacks
and Beverages, you need any?
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No.
No, I come from money.
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Whatever school
Oliver goes to
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will have a brand-new
Cooper Bradford biblioteca.
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Hopefully whatever school
I go to already has a library.
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Is that
what that means?
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♪
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Doris, did you watch
my latest vlog?
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Hey, uh, Katie,
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I just want to set a baseline
for our friendship --
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I'’m never gonna
watch your vlog.
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Let me sum it up for you --
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How are kids
supposed to learn
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to pick themselves
up off the ground
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if they never get
knocked down?
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Get a skinned knee,
have some actual fun.
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If your friend'’s psycho brother
hasn'’t chased you with a BB-gun,
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you haven'’t lived.
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Katie, you just need to give
Anna-Kat and Franklin
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an old-fashioned
childhood experience.
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You'’re right.
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Time for
a bottle rocket fight.
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Where can I get
some fireworks?
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[ Sighs] Nowhere.
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They'’re illegal
in Connecticut.
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Laws ruin everything.
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Since society has sucked
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every ounce of joy
from childhood,
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I want to teach you
a few adventurous games
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so that you can have
some actual fun.
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We can take an adventure
without risk.
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An adventure
in our minds.
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I'’m at
a fast-food drive-thru.
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One sourdough
grilled chicken club, please.
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Super fun.
Super safe.
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You have to take risks in life
in order to succeed.
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This is the game
that I played as a kid.
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It'’s called
"Shark in the Water."
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Here'’s how you play --
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I don'’t like sharks.
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There'’s no shark,
so --
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I also
don'’t like water.
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There'’s no water.
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Just listen.
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You have to
cross the room
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without touching
the floor,
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which we are pretending
is shark-infested waters.
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What happens
when we touch the floor?
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You get eaten by a shark.
[ Snorts ]
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We'’ll start small.
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Just jump off the island
to the couch cushion,
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onto the piano bench.
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Go!
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The piano bench looks
pretty darn pointy.
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I'’m sorry, Mrs. Otto,
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but I can'’t risk
losing an eye.
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I need the ability to track
moving objects accurately.
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I'’ve mentioned my dream
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to become
a tennis line judge, right?
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♪
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Ta-da!
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This is it?
Yeah.
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What do you think?
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Well, I think
it'’s a bunch of triangles
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on top of each other.
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Okay, but how does it
make you feel?
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Triangle?
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Hey, I used triangle
in its adjective form.
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But when you look
at the triangles,
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don'’t you think it symbolizes
mind, body, spirit?
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Life, death, rebirth?
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Yeah, I'’m not getting
any of that.
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Hey, I thought we were going to
that new taco place.
257
00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:24,416
You know they have
a cheeseburger burrito?
258
00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:25,722
You want to talk
about art?
259
00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:26,723
Let'’s talk about that.
260
00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:28,116
Yeah. We are.
261
00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:29,552
I-I'’m just
getting into art,
262
00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:30,814
and I thought
you might like it, too,
263
00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:32,642
but...it'’s whatever.
264
00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:34,209
Let'’s go.
265
00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:35,776
I don'’t know
why you'’re so mad.
266
00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:37,342
Wait, wait, wait! Wait.
I see something else!
267
00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:39,083
I see...triangles!
268
00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:46,308
♪
269
00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:48,310
I have to hide
the Boosterin somewhere.
270
00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:51,139
How about your dopp kit?
271
00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:52,401
No.
272
00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:54,316
No me gusta tus drogas.
273
00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:55,273
[ Pounding on door ]
274
00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:56,927
Katie: Open up!
275
00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:58,276
Okay!
276
00:08:58,276 --> 00:08:59,408
Give me a sec.
277
00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:00,801
[ Pounding on door ]
278
00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,193
Open up!
279
00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:03,760
She knows!
280
00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,370
Don'’t you dare
fall apart on me.
281
00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,024
I-I'’m not built
for deception --
282
00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,765
just charm
and a few easy laughs.
283
00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,245
Just let me handle it.
284
00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:11,551
[ Pills clack ]
285
00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,774
Hey, Mom.Don'’t "Hey, Mom" me.
286
00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,123
You know what you two did.
287
00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:21,125
Oh, God,
we'’re going to jail.
288
00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,779
It'’ll be a nice jail,
maybe nicer than here,
289
00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,172
but still jail.
290
00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:26,566
Why don'’t you tell us
what we did?
291
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,480
Once again,
you left your wet towels
292
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,091
on your bedroom floor
for me to pick up.
293
00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,658
Next time this happens,
294
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,442
you both will be sharing
Luthor'’s butt towel.
295
00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,142
Okay,
we'’re in the clear.
296
00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:39,666
I don'’t know.
297
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,145
Don'’t worry.
298
00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,843
She doesn'’t believe
in vitamins.
299
00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:47,021
That'’s why I'’ll always
hide them in here.
300
00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,326
What do you mean
"always"?
301
00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:49,763
I'’ll be hitting Trevor up
for more
302
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:52,374
during finals, SATs,
and ACTs.
303
00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,505
That'’s right.
304
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,595
Your boy'’s doing both.
305
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,292
No.
This could be dangerous.
306
00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:58,554
I'’m not okay with it.
307
00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,730
[ Sighs ]
Look, I'’m not you.
308
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,906
I can'’t buy my way
into college.
309
00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,604
So, I'’m doing
what I have to do.
310
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,170
I have it under control.
311
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,694
That'’s what they all say.
312
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,000
I know what addiction
can do to a person.
313
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,351
I saw my uncle Winston
lose himself to Fabergé eggs.
314
00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:16,311
♪
315
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,704
This is perfect.
316
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,706
I want Anna-Kat and Franklin
to jump high,
317
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:20,707
flirt with danger.
318
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,404
They'’re 12 years old,
319
00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,841
and they don'’t have a scar
with a cool story behind it.
320
00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:27,278
See this?
321
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:28,758
I was the first girl
in our school
322
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,151
to attempt the jump
323
00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,195
from the big oak tree
to the monkey bars.
324
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,632
Attempt?
325
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,111
Landed on a rock,
split open my elbow,
326
00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,330
blood everywhere.
327
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,374
The playground monitor
passed out.
328
00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,506
Made the school paper.
329
00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:39,464
They called it
The Red Recess.
330
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:40,857
I have
one of those, too.
331
00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:43,207
Got this at chess champ.
332
00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:45,209
Was a little too close
to the board, sneezed,
333
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,863
and hit my queen.
334
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,996
I had to hold a tissue to it
for the rest of the match.
335
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:51,346
Yep. That'’s the kind of stuff
I'’m talking about.
336
00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:52,826
I'’m gonna do some more
last-minute cramming
337
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,784
for the debate.
338
00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:56,090
I still don'’t have all
the comptroller'’s kids'’ names
339
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,091
memorized
to my satisfaction.
340
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,226
Hey, Mrs. Otto, I need to talk
to you about something.
341
00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:03,880
Cooper,
why does your generation
342
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,534
think everything
is so dangerous?
343
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:06,709
Well,
what if you know someone
344
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:07,884
who'’s taking
an unnecessary risk?
345
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,190
Then you take notes,
346
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,887
because
this worry-wart attitude
347
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,367
is exactly
why you are all
348
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,151
such weak-sauce
marshmallow turds.
349
00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,936
But Mrs. Otto --Weak-sauce...
350
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,938
marshmallow...turds!
351
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,809
♪
352
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:22,333
...save the taxpayer
353
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,683
three-point...
354
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,596
Dang it!
355
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:27,817
3.27%.
356
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:31,168
I knew that!
357
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:34,563
"Helps with energy
and improves memory."
358
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,177
What else you got?
359
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:42,658
♪
360
00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:45,705
Katie: Alright, guys.
Open your eyes!
361
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,142
Come on up!
362
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:51,145
Good golly, are you asking
for a lawsuit, lady?
363
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,147
I called your mom,
and she signed off on it.
364
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,323
But my mom doesn'’t have
her eye on the ball.
365
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:57,717
I love her, but she'’d make
a terrible line judge.
366
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,457
Just get
on the trampoline.
367
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,111
Where'’s
the safety net?
368
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,547
We'’re not putting
a safety net on.
369
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:05,159
Nothing with the word
"safety" in it is fun.
370
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,075
[ Exhales sharply ]
Whoo!
371
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:09,729
These bad boys
were a lot smaller
372
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,034
the last time
I did this.
373
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,122
What?
374
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,297
I said come on!
375
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,168
Get up here!
376
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,519
Let'’s be
professional wrestlers!
377
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:18,912
Piledriver!
378
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,351
Ooh! Oh!
379
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:24,482
Mom!
380
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,006
[ Gasps ]
381
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:29,139
[ Exhales sharply ]
I'’m fine.
382
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,141
Ooh. Just gotta pop
my shoulder back in.
383
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,403
[ Chuckles ]
384
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,317
[ Shoulder cracks ]
385
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,102
-Aah!
-Oh! Aah!
386
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:35,929
[ Screams ]
387
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,282
♪
388
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,197
Hey, you guys ready
for the debate?
389
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,372
We'’re leaving soon.
390
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:45,460
We'’re not going.
391
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:46,722
Why not?
392
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,158
Watching you mangle
your body
393
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:50,204
in the name of "fun"
really freaked us out,
394
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,336
so we'’re just gonna stay here
and play "Be Safe."
395
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,947
"Be Safe"?
396
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,600
It'’s a game we made up.
397
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,560
The rules are you sit
on the floor and do nothing.
398
00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,909
It'’s not very fun,
399
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:02,303
but like the name says,
it'’s safe,
400
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:05,393
and unlike soccer,
women get paid the same as men.
401
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,829
Fine.
402
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,223
You know what?
You win.
403
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,529
Actually, Mrs. Otto,
no one wins in "Be Safe."
404
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,705
That'’s one of
my favorite things about it.
405
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,490
If I could throw my arms up
in frustration right now,
406
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:16,839
I would.
407
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:22,366
♪
408
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,891
Hey, Cooper, did you take
the Boosterin out of the bottle?
409
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:25,979
No, of course not.
410
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,458
Somebody did.
411
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,417
[ Heavy metal music
playing in distance ]
412
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:37,338
♪
413
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,643
Dad?
414
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,254
[ Music stops ]Wow! Hey, guys!
415
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,256
Get in the car.
It'’s time to get to the debate.
416
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,692
Actually,
I'’ll just run there!
417
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:44,736
No.
418
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,260
It'’s super humid.
419
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,957
We can'’t have your hair
Bozo-ing out.
420
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,002
We'’ll drive you there.
421
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,525
Good point.
422
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:51,787
I'’ll do upside-down push-ups
until we leave.
423
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,791
[ Grunting ]
424
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,706
To be safe,
you should dial 9, 1,
425
00:13:57,706 --> 00:14:00,404
and then have your thumb
hovering over the second 1.
426
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,537
♪
427
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:03,886
Thank you all for coming
428
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,496
to the Westport
City Council Debate.
429
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:08,760
We have a lot to cover,
so let'’s get started.
430
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,111
Mr. Otto, the cornerstone
of your platform
431
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,242
is to save a field?
432
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,504
Not just any field.
433
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,723
A historic field,
434
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,333
where Israel Bissel
fed his horse.
435
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,248
How do you plan on
funding that endeavor?
436
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,598
I intend to get it on
the National Historical
Landmarks Registry,
437
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:21,861
where it belongs.
438
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,253
Not only
will it preserve it,
439
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:25,081
the city will be eligible
for state funding
440
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,953
and tax benefits
to maintain it.
441
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,607
It'’s a win for Westport
and a win for history.
442
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,174
[ Sighs ]
443
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:33,698
I'’ll tellin'’ ya, man,
Boosterin is the best.
444
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,352
Mr. Hobert,
you are in favor
445
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,267
of building a retail space
on that very field.
446
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:38,442
Your thoughts?
447
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,923
My thought
is that this town
448
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,926
has gone too long
without a Paula'’s Pretzels.
449
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,841
I was just saying that!
450
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,887
Honey,
wasn'’t I just saying that?
451
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,497
You'’re supposed to be
impartial.
452
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,239
Westport Plaza
will create numerous jobs
453
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:55,372
and help generate
considerable tax revenue.
454
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,331
Not to mention
it'’ll have an ice cream shop
455
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,333
where they
mix the toppings in
456
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,117
while you'’re watching.
457
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,684
[ Chuckling ]
It'’s spectacular.
458
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,947
Mr. Otto,
care to respond?
459
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,253
Well, yes.
460
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,342
While what Mr. Hobert said
sounds true,
461
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,561
if you look at the statistics
regarding other such properties,
462
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:11,823
you'’ll find --
463
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,350
What is with
the blinking?
464
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,221
He picked a weird time
to flirt with the moderator.
465
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,702
He'’s just excited.
466
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:22,486
Sure, he took
four times the dose,
467
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:24,358
but he'’s four times my size,
right?
468
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,794
Just say "right."
469
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,188
Didn'’t Trevor say
excessive blinking
470
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:29,754
could be one of
the side effects?
471
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,234
Yeah.
[ Sighs ]
472
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,149
Among others.
473
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,021
There are lots of
possible side effects.
474
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,327
Excessive blinking,
dry mouth...
475
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:40,374
♪
476
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:41,853
...dizziness...
477
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:44,334
Which I think if...
we divert the funds to...
478
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,683
Are we having
an earthquake?
479
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:46,684
Earthquake!
480
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:47,772
♪
481
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,252
...and hand tremors.
482
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,298
And that'’s why a vote
for Greg Otto...
483
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:57,260
...is a vote
for Westport!
484
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,522
Start talking.
485
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,785
I'’m as confused
as you are.
486
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:01,917
We accidentally
drugged Dad.
487
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,049
Oliver got Boosterin.
488
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,354
Dude!
489
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,313
Hate me today,
thank me tomorrow.
490
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,923
Is that what you were
trying to tell me earlier?
491
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,403
Yeah,
I'’m sorry, Mom.
492
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,361
Our family'’s become
another statistic.
493
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:17,367
♪
494
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,673
I'’m never
taking B12 again.
495
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:19,935
I'’m clearly allergic
to it!
496
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:22,024
You want to tell him?
497
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:22,938
Tell me what?
498
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,461
Dad...
499
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:25,897
I got two
Boosterin pills,
500
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,595
and I hid them
in your B12 bottle.
501
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,945
Cooper: You'’re not having
an allergic reaction to B12.
502
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,773
You'’re actually having
a fairly standard reaction
503
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,470
to quadruple
the recommended dose.
Yeah.
504
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,645
What?
505
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,560
You not only
got Boosterin,
506
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,953
but then you drugged me
with it
507
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,085
on the night of my debate?
508
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,564
I'’m sorry.
509
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,436
Really.
510
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:45,613
I got it because I thought
it would help with my midterms.
511
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:49,878
But after watching you
fight off those imaginary...
512
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,184
I think it was bats?
513
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,582
Bees, actually.
514
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,149
Either way,
515
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,586
I promise you I will never
go near Boosterin again.
516
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,197
Good.
You don'’t need it.
517
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,286
You'’ll have plenty of time
to study for midterms,
518
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,548
because you'’re grounded.
519
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:08,592
Indefinitely.
520
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,989
[ Sighs ]
521
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:15,773
How you feeling?
522
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,645
Like I'’m gonna get my butt
kicked in the election.
523
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,691
You get knocked down,
and you get up again.
524
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,128
I believe in you.
525
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,607
Aww. Thanks so much.
526
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,131
That'’s exactly
what I needed to hear.
527
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,784
Plus, you'’re assuming
that anyone
528
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,656
is paying attention
to this debate --
529
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,266
or the election
for that matter.
530
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,572
No one cares, honey.
531
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:34,140
In the future,
after I say "thank you,"
532
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,663
you can just stop.
533
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,578
♪
534
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,324
[ Knock on door ]
535
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:47,588
Trip.
What are you doing here?
536
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,981
I just spent three hours
staring at that statue,
537
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,896
trying to come up
with something to say about it,
538
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,594
and here'’s what I got --
539
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,553
it is not sturdy enough
for a human to climb on.
540
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:57,815
You didn'’t
have to do that.
541
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,426
Yes, I did.
542
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,297
Because I'’m not doing
something right,
543
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,212
and I'’m trying
to do better.
544
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:04,431
It'’s okay.
545
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,173
I love it.
546
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,391
Oh, that'’s not for you.
547
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,741
I got it for Anna-Kat.
548
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,569
I picked this up for her
at your student union.
549
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,049
I thought
she might like it.
550
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,833
You'’re the sweetest guy
in the world.
551
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,139
Thank you,
552
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,445
but the sweetest guy
in the world
553
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,360
is the UPS driver
I saw on the news.
554
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,318
He gives out hugs
with every package.
555
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,190
[ Chuckles ]
Come on.
556
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,105
I'’m taking you
on a date.
Where?
557
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,194
Well, I figured since
you'’re getting into art,
558
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,847
maybe we could go to
Color Me Mine.
559
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,675
Some kid rented it out
for his birthday,
560
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:33,851
but his mom said we could come
if we bring a gift.
561
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,940
[ Laughs ]
562
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,507
I'’ll be down
in a second.
Okay.
563
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,953
[ Cellphone keyboard clacking ]
564
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:54,916
♪
565
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,396
I really thought
566
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,311
that I was doing my younger kids
a disservice
567
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:01,270
by always letting them
take the safe route.
568
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,706
But at the same time,
569
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:05,753
my teenager
is dying to take risks,
570
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,015
and I want him
to be safer.
571
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,756
[ Sighs ]
572
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:11,106
Being a mom makes you
and everyone around you crazy.
573
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:14,283
It'’s why shows
like "Snapped" exist.
574
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:17,025
Sometimes, it'’s just about
575
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,419
finding the middle ground,
ladies.
576
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,464
And Dale.
577
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,597
I see you, Dale.
578
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:26,904
So, the three of us came up
with a new game together.
579
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:29,603
We combined my mom'’s game,
"Shark in the Water,"
580
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,082
with our game,
"Be Safe."
581
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,606
It'’s called
"The Water'’s Dirty,
582
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,695
So Don'’t Get Wet Unless
You Absolutely Have To,
583
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:37,872
Because Everyone Wins When
You Put Safety First."
584
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,787
Believe it or not,
585
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:42,137
the title used to be longer
and mentioned cholera.
586
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,447
[ Exhales sharply ]
587
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:48,796
Whoa!
588
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,101
This is fun.
589
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,712
[ Sighs ]
I just watched "Free Solo."
590
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:52,887
Now I know
how that guy feels.
591
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,498
I'’m playing, too.
592
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,804
Come here!
593
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:58,022
I got you![ Bone cracks ]
594
00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,721
Oh! Oh!
[ Breathing heavily ]
595
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:01,939
Oops!
596
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,941
Dislocated
my shoulder again.
597
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:07,380
No problem.
Just gonna knock it back in.
598
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,990
[ Grunts ][ Shoulder cracks ]
599
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,252
[ Anna-Kat and Franklin scream ]
600
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,601
Ohhh!
601
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,299
Aah!
602
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,778
Probably should call
a doctor.
603
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,127
[ Sighs ]
604
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,781
Yep.
That'’s what I should do.
605
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:25,311
Are you guys
sure about this?
606
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,052
Yeah. The net'’s up,
we'’re going one at a time.
607
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,750
We'’re totally good.
608
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,404
[ Sighs deeply ]
609
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,326
Nice job.
610
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,892
I think I'’m getting
the hang of this.
611
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:53,164
You know what?
612
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,557
I don'’t think
this is for me.
613
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:55,950
Oh.
614
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,865
♪
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