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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,151 --> 00:00:26,444 - CG two, this is dispatch. 2 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:27,945 What's your status. 3 00:00:28,112 --> 00:00:29,947 -20 klicks to the drop zone. 4 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:30,948 Hot as hell out here. 5 00:00:31,115 --> 00:00:32,408 Looks like smooth sailing. 6 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:33,242 Over. 7 00:00:33,409 --> 00:00:34,076 - Copy that, CG two. 8 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:35,411 The goose is loose. 9 00:00:35,578 --> 00:00:37,413 - Oh, wish these things had bigger seats. 10 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:49,842 - Juicypops! 11 00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:50,718 They're coming! 12 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:51,719 They're coming! 13 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:53,220 - They're coming! 14 00:00:53,387 --> 00:01:00,227 [gobbling] 15 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:41,644 -[calls out commands] 16 00:01:41,811 --> 00:01:45,648 [gobbling] 17 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:56,075 [gobbling] 18 00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:58,077 - Oh shit. 19 00:01:58,244 --> 00:01:59,328 Where the hell did they come from? 20 00:02:08,254 --> 00:02:10,339 - Keep back, you little garden gnome. 21 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:56,677 - Juicypops! 22 00:02:56,844 --> 00:03:03,434 [gobbling] 23 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:04,430 - And you're dead. 24 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:08,183 That dude just got a motorcycle up his butt. 25 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,894 - Wheelie time! 26 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,646 - That was stupid. 27 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:18,152 I say weave around, like a snake. 28 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:21,363 NARRATOR: Aachi and Ssipak! 29 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,703 -(SINGING) We are pooping in a pot, we all 30 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:28,704 love to poop a lot. 31 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:34,043 ANNOUNCER: The Diaper Gang's latest hijacking is foiled by 32 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,878 Shiball City Police. 33 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:38,464 - This department is committed to tackling the Diaper Gang 34 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,549 problem once and for all. 35 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:41,884 [mop] 36 00:05:42,051 --> 00:05:45,179 - Have you been pooping for your country? 37 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:47,848 - I can't go when people are watching. 38 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:51,143 - Drink Flogurt, the laxative of patriots. 39 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,102 - Did, you chode. 40 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,896 Did you even count these? 41 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:55,272 We're two short. 42 00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:57,816 - Uh, you know I can't count. 43 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,736 AACHI (OFFSCREEN): Are you just pretending to count? 44 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:02,613 - Yes. 45 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:03,697 - Ha. 46 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,491 Did you even graduate from kindergarten? 47 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:09,036 Baby can't count, baby doesn't get a share. 48 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,162 - Yeah right. 49 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:13,874 I can count to seven. 50 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,251 - You gotta take it easy. 51 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,879 You think you can count to seven? 52 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,130 Prove it. 53 00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:25,094 If you can count to seven, I won't shoot you in the face. 54 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,929 - Listen to this, fucker. 55 00:06:27,096 --> 00:06:31,392 1, 2, 90, 3. 56 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:32,976 I-I'm running out of numbers here. 57 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,561 7- 58 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,272 So I'm gonna through you against this wall. 59 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,024 Let's go steal some more Juicypops. 60 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:41,485 - You knocked my shoes off! 61 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:50,160 - Ha ha ha. 62 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:52,079 Look at these cretins. 63 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:54,248 Turd burglars. 64 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:56,708 Trying to keep their poo to themselves. 65 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:57,793 Selfish. 66 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:01,088 They'll be the death of our great society. 67 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:02,548 Wouldn't you agree, Captain? 68 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:03,507 - Uh. 69 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:04,716 Uh, ye-- 70 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,510 Uh, yes. 71 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:09,680 It's, uh, dangerous to keep it inside of you when-- 72 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:10,681 - You shit. 73 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,561 DIAPER KING (OFFSCREEN): We were once a noble people, and 74 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:19,690 delivered our turds to the city with pride in return for 75 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:22,651 our precious Juicybars. 76 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:24,445 But were we appreciated? 77 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,821 No. 78 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:29,241 Because when we became addicted to the Juicybars, we 79 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:32,953 changed into freaks! 80 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,872 We were flushed out. 81 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,206 Abandoned. 82 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:39,960 And now we can't even defecate. 83 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,963 But now we are free. 84 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:48,427 Free from a system that gives us shit for taking our crap! 85 00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:54,725 Their number two makes us number one! 86 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:55,642 - Number two! 87 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:56,643 Number two! 88 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,644 Number two! 89 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:58,020 Woo woo! 90 00:07:58,187 --> 00:08:01,815 [gobbling] 91 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:26,340 - But now we are all up shit creek. 92 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:30,886 We haven't had one Juicybar in a month. 93 00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:33,972 You know why? 94 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,934 The police forces? 95 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,769 No! 96 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:43,357 It's because you little dingleberries can't even take 97 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:45,817 out one god damn cop! 98 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,953 Stand up. 99 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:59,248 This is your last chance. 100 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:03,585 Where can we find the Juicybars? 101 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:07,047 - W-we can m-make them out of, uh, juice? 102 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,549 DIAPER KING (OFFSCREEN): Wrong! 103 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,050 You die! 104 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:14,096 - Uh, w-we could try ourselves and poop in toilets for us to 105 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:17,307 make the Juicybars. 106 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,393 - Do you want all our brothers to die? 107 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,979 Do you want us to starve? 108 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:22,854 - Yeah! 109 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:23,689 Wait, no. 110 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,691 Ha ha ha ha. 111 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,693 - We could, uh-- 112 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:30,946 Uh, invest in stocks and bonds, and make a lot of 113 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:33,699 money, and-- 114 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,660 - I heard two guys are stealing Juicybars in Section 4. 115 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:39,663 Please don't kill me! 116 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:40,664 - Hm. 117 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:44,126 Aachi and Ssipak. 118 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:45,586 - All right, hit and run. 119 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,421 And a-one, and a-two, and a-headbump! 120 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:51,049 AACHI (OFFSCREEN): Surprise! 121 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,801 It's tear gas. 122 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,303 Dude, what are you doing? 123 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,263 Kick down the door, dude. 124 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,143 ROBOTIC VOICE: Your Juicypop is being delivered. 125 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,270 - No hard feelings, man. 126 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,104 Especially for you. 127 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,230 What did you eat? 128 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:06,857 ROBOTIC VOICE: Juicybar delivered. 129 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,108 EnJ'0Y- 130 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,484 - You need to eat more fiber. 131 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,946 Oh man, that smells like a baby dook. 132 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:13,780 Phew! 133 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,782 - Suck gas, bitches. 134 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:16,950 - Whew. 135 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,452 - Na-na-na-na na-na-na-na, Gasman! 136 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,703 - Dude, stop fucking around. 137 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:20,454 - Gasman! 138 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:21,955 - Gas ain't cheap, you know. 139 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,499 Man, this stuff smells almost as bad as you do. 140 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:28,629 - Do the crazy moves, like cool guy. 141 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:29,880 But I'm not. 142 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,424 - Fuck off. 143 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:34,926 - Dude, run! 144 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,428 - Hey guys, what's up? 145 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,392 - It's too hot for this. 146 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,395 - You guys ready to talk yet? 147 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,398 - I don't think he is. 148 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,026 - You guys got a lot of Juicies, huh? 149 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:53,403 You must've been knee-deep in shit. 150 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,365 Too bad you're on our turf. 151 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:59,201 Our boss gets a cut of everything stolen here, or 152 00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:00,452 didn't you get the memo? 153 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:03,747 - Hey- 154 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:04,581 - What? 155 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:05,749 - Wanna see a trick? 156 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:06,708 Got your penis. 157 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:07,751 - Very funny, Mr. Clean. 158 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,798 - Argh, that's just unnecessary, man. 159 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,262 - Oh, there's so much blood in my head. 160 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,935 - Listen up, rice ball, unless you want me to turn your 161 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:28,271 tongue into sushi, bring the boss 100 Juicies a day. 162 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,733 Man, you got cavities. 163 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:35,404 Now get to work and grow some hair. 164 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,615 - Bring them to our office, Shiball City Prison. 165 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,534 You got 'til sundown, fudgepackers. 166 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,123 - Let's go. 167 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,962 Oh, Jimmy says hi. 168 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,798 You can thank him for all those broken teeth. 169 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:55,841 - Ugh. 170 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,050 Jimmy. 171 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,095 - BM stands for Big Money! 172 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:03,056 We're given the citizen who excretes the most a defecation 173 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,016 vacation at a luxury resort. 174 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:08,937 The complete package includes VIP services, comp buffets, 175 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,898 and butt massages, and these lovely ladies! 176 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,358 - I love to poop! 177 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:14,818 - Ooh yeah. 178 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:15,819 You like that? 179 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:16,778 - Yes. 180 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:17,779 - You like that? 181 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:18,488 'Yes! 182 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,698 - You like that? 183 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:20,657 - Cut. 184 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:21,575 Cut! 185 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:22,534 - Huh? 186 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,077 - What do you think this is? 187 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,996 Some cheap, amateur, internet porn? 188 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,248 I No. 189 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,585 This is a pornographic expeflence. 190 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,421 Imagine his dick as a Juicypop. 191 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,885 The story is about a girl who sacrifices her 192 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:44,806 anus to save the world. 193 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:48,727 They'll call it the greatest film ever created by the hands 194 00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:49,978 of mankind. 195 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,608 I'm so pa-- 196 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,527 SSIPAK (OFFSCREEN): Bullshit! 197 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:58,987 AACHI (OFFSCREEN): Jimmy. 198 00:12:59,154 --> 00:12:59,988 Jimmy! 199 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,949 'W ha'? 200 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:03,992 - Jimmy, wake up! 201 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,828 Hey, remember us? 202 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,246 - You sold us out. 203 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,799 GUARD (OFFSCREEN): Dr. Strange made mincemeat out of another 204 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,634 prison guard today. 205 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,345 - That sick old scientist. 206 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,972 If he hadn't created our special cyborg agent, I'd have 207 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,349 him cooked by now. 208 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,309 Put him in solitary so he can't play Doctor 209 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:33,146 Frankenstein, and report that there have been no incidents. 210 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,397 - Yes ma'am. 211 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:40,821 - Geko. 212 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,614 Excellent work today with the diaper. 213 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:47,118 - My report, 99 kills, no survivors. 214 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,079 Now these back, nerd. 215 00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,875 - Aren't robots supposed to have manners? 216 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:57,420 - Every citizen of Shiball City's implanted with an anal 217 00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,382 ring at birth, which monitors how much and 218 00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:03,885 how often you defecate. 219 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,638 In return for your turds, you will receive delicious and 220 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:11,101 life sustaining Juicypops for a long and happy life. 221 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:15,146 Removing the ring is punishable by death. 222 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,733 - Tape recorder, purple pickle, old shirts. 223 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,820 Man, I thought my room had some weird stuff in it. 224 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,409 - Dude, he's really fucked up. 225 00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,661 AACHI (OFFSCREEN): Then stop wasting Juicies on him. 226 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:30,662 - Look at this. 227 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,248 His eyelids are so stretchy. 228 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:34,541 - All right, my turn. 229 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:42,090 Do I look like a bitch to you? 230 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:45,093 Old friend, you're in a lot of shit, man. 231 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,136 Shit, man. 232 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:49,097 Shit, man. (ECHOING) Shit man. 233 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,599 Shit man. 234 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,100 Shit man. 235 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:14,748 - Yes. 236 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:18,001 I am Shitman! 237 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:27,510 - This underwear really hurts my balls. 238 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:35,018 - My junk is twisted up like a rattlesnake! 239 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,978 - One, two. 240 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,229 Ah! 241 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,360 Wh a? 242 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:44,611 Whoa! 243 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,366 - Oh man, he really stuck that landing. 244 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,076 Let's take him to a taller building. 245 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,578 - As much as I'd love to make asphalt guacamole out of him, 246 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,080 we need him for something else. 247 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,331 Come on. 248 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:08,510 - What the who? 249 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:11,012 - Maybe the sewer's on its period. 250 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,268 - How much further? 251 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,520 - Uh, [inaudible]. 252 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,358 - The mob is hiding out in the prison. 253 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,111 That's pretty god damn ironic if I say so 254 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,446 myself, right guys? 255 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,782 - All right, lights out. 256 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,575 - They keep raping us in here. 257 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,537 - Quiet down or I'm gonna rape you. 258 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:38,623 - Only the boss can take his shoes off. 259 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,292 MAN (OFFSCREEN): 80 Juicybars from Razor gang in Section 3. 260 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:44,963 -80 Juicybars from Razor gang in Section 3. 261 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:48,675 -25 Juicybars from the Cobra gang in Section 4. 262 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:52,095 -25 Juicybars from the Cobra gang in Section 4. 263 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:53,763 - Only 25 bars? 264 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,140 They're either lazy or they got tighter ass 265 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,100 holes than a frog. 266 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,561 - I'll let them know to loosen up. 267 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:00,562 [buzzing] 268 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,564 - Wake up then, lady. 269 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,024 See who it is. 270 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,154 - Got a visitor, man. 271 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,655 - Ooh, she pretty. 272 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:11,906 Let her in. 273 00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:16,578 - Oh my god. 274 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:22,751 MAN (OFFSCREEN): 275 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:31,009 What a beauty -What? 276 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,469 She's a he. 277 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,429 He's a she. 278 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,430 - What? 279 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:36,389 - Huh? 280 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,349 Jimmy, is that you? 281 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,018 - Huh? 282 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:41,770 - Are you out of your mind? 283 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,653 - What are you gonna do? 284 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,198 Charge me for smoking? 285 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,657 - Jimmy, no. 286 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,206 - Get him out of here. 287 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,541 - You're in for it now, pretty lady. 288 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:07,045 I'm gonna put this sharp thing way into your guts and stuff. 289 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:11,299 You're gonna bleed until you die! 290 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,968 - Oh my god, we should win an award for this. 291 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:19,057 Hey lady, time to bust a cap. 292 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,683 Break his knees. 293 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,685 Break his knees. 294 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,312 Break his knees! 295 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,563 - Huh? 296 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,527 Break his knees. 297 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,904 - We're climbing up a ladder. 298 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:33,905 - Ugh. 299 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:34,989 - We're climbing up a ladder! 300 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,449 - You freak. 301 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,326 I'm gonna cut you and make every day a victory! 302 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,466 - This is awesome. 303 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:17,031 - You just threw me out the window. 304 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,825 - Yeah, cause you're so ugly. 305 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,326 - How dare you? 306 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:27,709 - Now you're ugly and dead. 307 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:31,588 Don't worry, you'll heal up just fine. 308 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,715 [music playing] 309 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,564 - What are you kids looking at? 310 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:50,773 - Kids? 311 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,358 Hey, who you calling kids, grandma? 312 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,864 - Are you Miss Beautiful? 313 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:02,577 I loved you in Paranormal Asstivity, 1 and 3! 314 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,037 - Ssipakg 315 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,956 Come back here, you stupid horndog dick for brains! 316 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,917 We got a job to finish! 317 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,418 God damn! 318 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,555 - Show that crazy bitch, or bastard, or-- 319 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,806 right now! 320 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:26,684 - Huh? 321 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,102 Wh a? 322 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,020 - Huh? 323 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:29,979 Huh? 324 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:30,855 What's going on? 325 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,774 Who's playing ping pong. 326 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,276 [music playing] 327 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:46,704 [gobbling] 328 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,457 [music playing] 329 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,236 - Round up all the Juicybars. 330 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:49,684 [groaning] 331 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,144 - Where am I? 332 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,899 What 'the-- 333 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,401 Aliens? 334 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:03,865 Game over, man. 335 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,366 Game over! 336 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,760 Alien queen, get away from her, you bitch! 337 00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,394 ANNOUNCER: Brotality. 338 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:33,853 [Click] 339 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,355 - Uh oh. 340 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:52,038 - There are so many good ways to kill you. 341 00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:52,538 - Please! 342 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,331 No! 343 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:54,040 I'll do anything! 344 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,541 I was drugged! 345 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:56,793 - Aw, boo goo. 346 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,836 - When movie becomes a hit, I can pay you anything. 347 00:22:59,003 --> 00:22:59,837 - Movie? 348 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:01,339 - Yeah. 349 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,968 When "The Heroine" goes number two, hundreds of Juicybars 350 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,345 come flying out. 351 00:23:07,512 --> 00:23:09,514 It's gonna be a movie gold! 352 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,850 Hundreds of Juicybars with one dook? 353 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,560 How is that possible? 354 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:18,147 - W-well, I-it's just a movie, you know, a-- 355 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,315 - Bullshit! 356 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,150 Tell me how it works. 357 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,945 Tell me, or else you die. 358 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:27,031 - M-m-my movie's about Joan of Arc, you know, and-- and-- 359 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:27,824 a-and-- 360 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:28,491 and-- 361 00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:29,826 - Spit it out! 362 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,828 - Well, t-these scientists travel back in time and find 363 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,872 her, t-take out her anus chip, and reprogram it so that every 364 00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,791 poop counts as 10,000 poops. 365 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,460 A-and then they put it back in her butt, and when she poops, 366 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:42,505 10,000 Juicybars come gushing out as her reward. 367 00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:46,300 S-so, you see, the people revere her as a god because 368 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,969 she has a magic anus! 369 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,263 -10,000 Juicybars. 370 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:53,349 That's a terrible idea for a movie, but an 371 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:56,018 awesome idea for us. 372 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,312 - Dude, I don't know why you keep following this girl. 373 00:23:58,479 --> 00:23:59,814 She's way hotter than you. 374 00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:00,815 - Shut up, man. 375 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,485 AACHI (OFFSCREEN): Actors wanted for period drama. 376 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:07,405 Role requires great emotional depth and 377 00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,699 willingness to poo on camera? 378 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:11,659 SSIPAK (OFFSCREEN): So, they poo on the camera? 379 00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:12,618 - Ah, Jimmy. 380 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:13,995 Why won't you die? 381 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,997 He's like a cockroach. 382 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:18,583 - Dude, let's go beat him up in front of Beautiful so she can 383 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:22,378 check out all my huge muscles and stuff. 384 00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:24,130 AACHI (OFFSCREEN): OK. 385 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:27,049 JIMMY (OFFSCREEN): So, this is Joan of Arc, and she was born 386 00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:28,634 to save the world, OK? 387 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:29,260 A-and she.. 388 00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:30,970 And she's really pretty. 389 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,597 Then, a hunky time traveller shows up wearing pants, and he 390 00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:34,932 says Joan of Arc. 391 00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:36,100 Show me your butt. 392 00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:37,894 There's something wrong with it. 393 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,437 B-but-- 394 00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:41,606 But then Joan of Arc gets really angry, and she kicks 395 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:42,940 him in the balls. 396 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:46,777 But then God shows up-- th-that's me-- and says, Joan 397 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:49,697 of Arc, your old butt chip is defective, but with this new 398 00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:53,910 butt chip, if you poop, you'll get tons of Juicybars, and it 399 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:55,369 will be sweet! 400 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:56,871 BEAUTIFUL (OFFSCREEN): That's stupid. 401 00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:59,415 It doesn't even make sense. 402 00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:04,045 How about a woman who saves a man with her titties? 403 00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:06,214 A rich man. 404 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,174 - This is my move. 405 00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:10,384 - Well, I like it. 406 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:11,594 - Look. 407 00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:14,847 N-now this is a high quality film. 408 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,433 With class. 409 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,144 We can't have boobs shaking around. 410 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:23,064 Just butts. 411 00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:24,607 Junk in the trunk, as they say. 412 00:25:24,774 --> 00:25:26,943 - Why do I care about butts when I've 413 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,694 got boobs like these? 414 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,658 Make it about tits, OK? 415 00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:36,077 - Oh, no, you put that front butt away. 416 00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:40,665 You wouldn't know a good film if you had sex with it. 417 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,208 BEAUTIFUL (OFFSCREEN): Well, you would know good sex if it 418 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,918 had sex with you. 419 00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:45,169 Ciao. 420 00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:55,471 - Rock, paper, scissors. 421 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:57,723 Yeah. 422 00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,434 Bend over, asshole. 423 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:02,395 You'll never bag a girl like Beautiful. 424 00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:05,481 The problem is, she thinks she's hot, spicy shit, and to 425 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,900 her, guys like you are just plain, lukewarm, shit. 426 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,486 You'll need a butt load of money to change that. 427 00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:11,571 SSIPAK (OFFSCREEN): Yeah right. 428 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:12,697 My shit's on fire. 429 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,323 - Woo hoo hoo hoo. 430 00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:17,326 Not a bad show in there. 431 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,328 - Oh my god, she's so naked. 432 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:19,870 SSIPAK (OFFSCREEN): Naked? 433 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,747 W-what? 434 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:22,873 Dude. 435 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:23,791 Let me see. 436 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:24,750 - No way. 437 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,670 We Rock, Paper, Scissor'd. 438 00:26:27,837 --> 00:26:28,254 - Hm. 439 00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:31,382 Looks pretty small. 440 00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:33,884 You sure she can crap big? 441 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,720 - Oh, she's full of it. 442 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:44,604 She can shit like 10 times a day, no problem. 443 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:45,438 Here, watch this. 444 00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:46,814 We're gonna be drowning in poop. 445 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:51,027 [scream] 446 00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,528 - Beautiful! 447 00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:58,034 - Oh my god, I think you broke my lumbar support. 448 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,869 - Jimmy is dead. 449 00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:02,580 So dead. 450 00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:04,081 - What are you doing? 451 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,791 I'm calling my manager. 452 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,293 - OK. 453 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:14,508 _Hey guys. 454 00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:15,760 Uh, run! 455 00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,501 BEAUTIFUL (OFFSCREEN): Ow, my butt hurts. 456 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,044 SSIPAK (OFFSCREEN): I wonder why. 457 00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:52,713 - Hey, you guys part of that little blue man group? 458 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,547 - No way. 459 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,591 Do we look like midgets to you? 460 00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:56,801 Hell no. 461 00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,427 We were just walking by. 462 00:27:58,594 --> 00:27:59,679 - Perverts. 463 00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:05,101 - You sure know how to pick them, you douche. 464 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,519 - Weirdos. 465 00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,854 They better not have a hidden camera in here. 466 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:09,980 [grunt] 467 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,607 Damn it. 468 00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:14,902 ANNOUNCER: You must be constipated. 469 00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:17,947 - Yes. 470 00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:21,075 ANNOUNCER: You think that will work? 471 00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:22,326 - No. 472 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:30,960 ANNOUNCER: For constipation, Goldlax and Silverlax! 473 00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:33,129 BEAUTIFUL (OFFSCREEN): Shut up! 474 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:34,130 - She's not just a bitch. 475 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:35,923 She's a noisy bitch. 476 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:40,386 I say we just throw her back to the diapers. 477 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,096 - I think she likes me. 478 00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:44,056 - All right, Romeo, but if we keep her, I get her Juicybars 479 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,725 when she's done. 480 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,143 ROBOTIC VOICE: Successful defecation. 481 00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:49,353 Juicybar delivery in progress. 482 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,522 Your Juicybar is being delivered. 483 00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:53,149 (GLITCHING) Your Juicybar is being-- 484 00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:54,400 Error. 485 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:57,778 Your error is being Juicy. 486 00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:58,779 Oh Shit! 487 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:06,620 - Oh man, something's wrong. 488 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:10,458 Uh, we have a code Brown in Sector 4. 489 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:13,169 All units in Sector 4 respond, or whatever. 490 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:20,968 -(THINKING) I've never seen so many Juicypops before. 491 00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:24,346 What did that pervert director do to my butt? 492 00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:28,934 -(THINKING) She's so pretty, beautiful, and hot. 493 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,060 Her tits. 494 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:32,897 They're pretty- 495 00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:35,691 -(THINKING) So that's why the Diaper gang wanted her. 496 00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:39,487 One dump and she gets tons of Juicybars. 497 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:41,822 I get tons of Juicybars. 498 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:44,033 I'm gonna be rich! 499 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,034 - Climb. 500 00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:45,576 Climb. 501 00:29:45,743 --> 00:29:46,118 Climb. 502 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:46,660 Climb. 503 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:47,203 Climb. 504 00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:47,745 Climb. 505 00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:48,287 Climb. 506 00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:48,829 Climb. 507 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:50,873 Climb. 508 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,959 - Hey, baby what you need is a manager, someone to deal with 509 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,252 all those Juicybars. 510 00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:56,837 - Is this guy bothering you? 511 00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:59,173 Because I can be your bodyguard. 512 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:00,174 And your lover? 513 00:30:00,341 --> 00:30:01,592 - Hey- 514 00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:03,511 This trip's for business, not pleasure, man. 515 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:04,762 - Some bodyguard. 516 00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:06,722 You ran away from baby people. 517 00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:10,768 - I was just getting my bike ready for the getaway. 518 00:30:10,935 --> 00:30:11,769 - Get them! 519 00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:13,729 Get them! 520 00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:15,189 - More garden gnomes. 521 00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:18,150 Run! 522 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:21,695 - Well, I-it's getting late, a-and I just ratted out my 523 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,113 friends again, and-- 524 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,282 a-and this thong is chafing my num nums. 525 00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:33,082 You know, maybe it's time you let me go home, Your Blueness. 526 00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:35,876 - Stab you in the eye. 527 00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:40,089 [gobbling] 528 00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:44,760 'Ya! 529 00:30:44,927 --> 00:30:46,762 Hiya, ya. ya! 530 00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:47,805 Hiya! 531 00:30:47,972 --> 00:30:50,766 - I got so many student loans. 532 00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:53,727 Hey Diapers, keep the change! 533 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:17,251 - You got bullets in all my fish! 534 00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:20,212 [gobbling] 535 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:29,555 - I wonder what this lever does. 536 00:31:29,722 --> 00:31:30,806 Fish! 537 00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:46,071 '[9runts] 538 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:48,198 - This is Sidecar patrol. 539 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:49,408 The apartment's empty. 540 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:52,578 No signs of life on the street. 541 00:31:52,745 --> 00:31:53,579 Oh shit. 542 00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:54,830 The Diapers. 543 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:07,593 - Save your bullets! 544 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,094 Find the girl. 545 00:32:12,765 --> 00:32:14,099 - Where are we? 546 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,649 - What are you looking at me for? 547 00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:23,067 Look at them! 548 00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:37,539 OFFICER (OFFSCREEN): We found this guy at the scene. 549 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:41,335 He's super dead, and his name was Jimmy, presumably killed 550 00:32:41,502 --> 00:32:42,962 by the Diaper gang- 551 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:45,673 I guess he used to be a porn director, but did a lot of 552 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:48,092 crime stuff to. 553 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:50,678 These two retards were also at the crime scene. 554 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:54,515 We thought they were homeless, but are actually low-grade 555 00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:57,977 crooks, and if anyone knows about the Juicybar error in 556 00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:01,689 Sector 4, it's probably them, even though they are retarded. 557 00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:03,649 - Get to the point! 558 00:33:03,816 --> 00:33:06,986 How did they get all those Juicybars out? 559 00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:09,530 - Uh, well, uh we have no leads. 560 00:33:09,697 --> 00:33:10,322 'Shut 561 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,157 Mobilize everyone! 562 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,951 Bring them to me now. 563 00:33:14,118 --> 00:33:16,203 [music playing] 564 00:35:01,642 --> 00:35:03,644 - Found her. 565 00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:04,895 - We found her! 566 00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:11,151 At the apartment we raided, we located this suspect, 567 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,946 Beautiful, who we believe the Diaper gang were after. 568 00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:17,116 The Diaper gang cannot poop, so their need for Juicybars 569 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,076 makes them a prime suspect. 570 00:35:19,243 --> 00:35:21,995 If we capture Beautiful, we might be able to finally crack 571 00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:24,665 this case for good. 572 00:35:24,832 --> 00:35:26,667 The SWAT team is standing by to track any 573 00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:28,293 large Juicybar deposits. 574 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:31,004 - Get to the point! 575 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:34,133 Will you catch her or not? 576 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:36,552 - I will try my best, of course. 577 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:40,597 If course you will, or you will die. 578 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:42,766 - You listen to me, sonny friend. 579 00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:46,186 You're talking to the brand new Aachi, and now Aachi's got 580 00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:49,940 a watchie, and some necklaces, and a whole mess of customers 581 00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:51,775 waiting to buy my Juicypops. 582 00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:54,862 Aw, but I guess if you want some, you can sneak in through 583 00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:59,199 the back door so you don't embarrass me, with an old man 584 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,576 or whatever. 585 00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:03,328 Beautiful, we got a new customer coming in. 586 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,957 Why don't you pinch out some more money loafs? 587 00:36:07,124 --> 00:36:09,001 - Moron. 588 00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:10,878 Next one's going on your head. 589 00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:12,754 - What did you say? 590 00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:13,881 What did you call me? 591 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,340 A Mormon? 592 00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:20,179 OFFICER (OFFSCREEN): Shit. 593 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,472 All units drive like crazy to Sector 6. 594 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:30,189 - Just rough them up a little. 595 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:32,357 And remember, my share is 75%. 596 00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:37,487 - Ready? 597 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:38,197 Let's go. 598 00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:40,240 -[foreign language] 599 00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:42,868 - I got so many bullets for them to eat. 600 00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:44,328 Let's go talk shit. 601 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,799 - Look at this guy. 602 00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,092 Bald and beautiful. 603 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,678 That's what they say, right? 604 00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:02,888 - Shut up, Ssipak. 605 00:37:03,055 --> 00:37:05,224 [doorbell] 606 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,642 - What the hell, man? 607 00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:08,560 I told him to use the back door. 608 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,437 Front door's for strippers! 609 00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:15,234 - Freeze! 610 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,444 - They're here for Beautiful! 611 00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:29,915 - Up on a limb, hands in the air, jump to your death. 612 00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:32,709 - Who do you think you are? 613 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,002 - Where's the girl? 614 00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:35,254 - Which one are you talking about? 615 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,589 I got too many girls to count. 616 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:38,590 - Repel. 617 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:38,882 Repel. 618 00:37:39,049 --> 00:37:39,800 Repel. 619 00:37:39,967 --> 00:37:40,592 Repel. 620 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:41,301 Repel. 621 00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:42,844 - You'll be OK, sweetheart. 622 00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:48,100 - Damn it. 623 00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:49,893 Don't you know who I am? 624 00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:51,061 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 625 00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:52,437 Let's make a deal. 626 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,773 You like, uh, bribes? 627 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:02,239 I give up. 628 00:38:02,406 --> 00:38:04,241 She's in the bathroom. 629 00:38:04,408 --> 00:38:05,534 - Raid the bathroom! 630 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:12,624 - Oh geez. 631 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:13,667 - Back. 632 00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:14,376 Back, back, back. 633 00:38:18,255 --> 00:38:19,589 [knocking] 634 00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:22,551 - Huh? 635 00:38:22,718 --> 00:38:28,056 -[yells] 636 00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:29,975 Who the hell are you? 637 00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:31,977 - Fuck this. 638 00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:36,440 God damn this pirate leg. 639 00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:39,609 What are you waiting for? 640 00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:40,569 Move it. 641 00:38:42,863 --> 00:38:43,780 Diapers? 642 00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:45,073 They ruined my leg! 643 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,325 Arghg 644 00:39:02,883 --> 00:39:03,717 _My morl€Y- 645 00:39:03,884 --> 00:39:07,429 My money! 646 00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:07,846 - Oh. 647 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,890 Did I just fart? 648 00:39:10,057 --> 00:39:12,059 Yeah, I just farted. 649 00:39:12,225 --> 00:39:15,228 - We're dying in here. 650 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:16,229 - What are you doing? 651 00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:17,689 Get in there and fight! 652 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:25,822 - Get down! 653 00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:26,782 - Nobody move. 654 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:28,283 I have grenades! 655 00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,294 - Oh shit. 656 00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:48,678 - Aachi! 657 00:39:55,018 --> 00:40:01,817 -[shrieks] 658 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:03,318 - It burns! 659 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,413 Brain trauma. 660 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:14,871 Huh? 661 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:16,456 - There they are! 662 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:17,457 Arrest them. 663 00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:30,512 - Oh shit, more Diapers! 664 00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:51,324 - Two, three, four. 665 00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:51,867 Kill. 666 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:52,451 Murder. 667 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:52,742 Headshot. 668 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:53,702 Miss. 669 00:40:53,869 --> 00:40:53,994 Double kill. 670 00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:54,786 Combo. 671 00:40:57,164 --> 00:41:01,251 BEAUTIFUL (OFFSCREEN): I wish I never met you two idiots. 672 00:41:01,418 --> 00:41:02,961 SSIPAK (OFFSCREEN): Don't say that, sweet pea. 673 00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:05,213 You are my life now. 674 00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:12,137 - You're a terrible driver. 675 00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,100 - You're still alive? 676 00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:18,768 Where did you go? 677 00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:21,605 - Aw, damn it. 678 00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:22,564 - Oh shit. 679 00:41:22,731 --> 00:41:23,565 Diapers! 680 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:29,488 - Butt munch, you led them right to us. 681 00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:30,405 - No I didn't. 682 00:41:30,572 --> 00:41:33,700 They're the ones who followed me. 683 00:41:33,867 --> 00:41:35,202 - You-- 684 00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:36,661 - Yeah, ass crab. 685 00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:44,085 - Why are we riding up these stairs? 686 00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:45,629 - I don't know. 687 00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:48,256 We really should be riding on the road! 688 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:54,679 Oh screw. 689 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:55,680 We're fucked. 690 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:56,890 - You're my bodyguards. 691 00:41:57,057 --> 00:41:58,850 Do something! 692 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,227 I'll save everyone. 693 00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:02,270 - Oh, we're sitting in deep doo doo, dude. 694 00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:05,982 They're after her butt. 695 00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:07,234 - Seize them! 696 00:42:12,614 --> 00:42:14,950 - Ssipak. 697 00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:15,492 - Aachi. 698 00:42:15,659 --> 00:42:16,701 - Ssipak. 699 00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:06,835 - Help! 700 00:43:07,002 --> 00:43:07,627 Help- 701 00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:09,087 Help! 702 00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:13,049 Let me go, you cyborg dildo. 703 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:16,803 - Rock, paper, cyborg. 704 00:43:16,970 --> 00:43:17,804 - Yeah. 705 00:43:17,971 --> 00:43:19,055 Get him. 706 00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:20,015 Twist the leg. 707 00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:20,890 Twist the leg. 708 00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:22,350 Punch him in the mouth. 709 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:24,936 Shit. 710 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:26,605 Uh, my motorcycle's getting wet. 711 00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:36,656 - Rah! 712 00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:45,665 [music playing] 713 00:45:01,157 --> 00:45:03,493 [music playing] 714 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,275 - Ugh, get off me. 715 00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:18,276 Go! 716 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:19,527 Ah! 717 00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:42,068 {giggles} 718 00:47:42,235 --> 00:47:43,319 You lose! 719 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:07,010 - Chaos in Shiball City as the Diapers run rampant. 720 00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:09,345 Toilets in every sector are under attack. 721 00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:11,764 FEMALE ANCHOR: Police are overwhelmed by the diapers. 722 00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:15,935 - We urge all citizens to continue their civic duties in 723 00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:17,478 their homes. 724 00:48:17,645 --> 00:48:19,439 - They're just sweeping through the city like bees! 725 00:48:19,606 --> 00:48:22,901 - You're pathetic, getting whipped by baby gnomes. 726 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:24,861 - Shit currently is crazy. 727 00:48:25,028 --> 00:48:27,822 - Stop, I can't crap anymore. 728 00:48:27,989 --> 00:48:29,282 Please not the dog food. 729 00:48:29,449 --> 00:48:31,242 I poo better with cat food. 730 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,911 - Giddy up! 731 00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:35,705 - Porn actress Beautiful has been spotted with the diapers. 732 00:48:35,872 --> 00:48:37,206 Is she their new queen? 733 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,476 - Where are your previous Juicybars now? 734 00:48:56,643 --> 00:49:02,649 You've been shitting on us for years, and now we're gonna 735 00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:05,109 shit on you! 736 00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:06,110 - Shit on you. 737 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:07,070 Shit on you. 738 00:49:07,236 --> 00:49:10,073 Shit on you. 739 00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,158 AACHI (OFFSCREEN): God damn it! 740 00:49:12,325 --> 00:49:14,410 I was on top of the world, and now look at us. 741 00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:19,374 We're just on top of a building. 742 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,209 We're nothing without Beautiful. 743 00:49:21,376 --> 00:49:22,210 That bitch! 744 00:49:22,377 --> 00:49:24,504 It's all her fault, though. 745 00:49:24,671 --> 00:49:26,339 This sucks. 746 00:49:26,506 --> 00:49:29,759 - You don't talk about Beautiful that way. 747 00:49:29,926 --> 00:49:32,553 She's perfect, and the only reason we had anything is 748 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,305 because of her magical butt. 749 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:35,974 - Magical butt? 750 00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:38,643 The only thing she poops out anymore is trouble. 751 00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:39,727 - Yeah? 752 00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:40,436 And what did you ever do for us? 753 00:49:40,603 --> 00:49:41,771 You suck. 754 00:49:41,938 --> 00:49:44,023 - You suck at everything, and you're stupid. 755 00:49:48,987 --> 00:49:50,655 - I'm going. 756 00:49:50,822 --> 00:49:51,656 - What? 757 00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:53,825 Where are you going? 758 00:49:53,992 --> 00:49:55,201 - To save Beautiful. 759 00:49:55,368 --> 00:49:56,411 - What? 760 00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:58,913 I told you, you really are stupid. 761 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:00,289 The cops couldn't beat the Diapers. 762 00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:02,500 What the hell are you gonna do? 763 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:06,004 - I'm going to beat them up myself, with or without you, 764 00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:08,006 with both hands if I have to. 765 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:11,968 And even if they keep coming, I'm not gonna stop. 766 00:50:12,135 --> 00:50:12,510 - What? 767 00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:13,845 +j 768 00:50:14,012 --> 00:50:15,346 I realize what I said, but, uh, I'm gonna 769 00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:16,180 keep going with it. 770 00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,808 Sh-Shut up. 771 00:50:18,975 --> 00:50:21,644 - You dumb romantic! 772 00:50:21,811 --> 00:50:25,064 You can't beat off the whole world! 773 00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:26,315 SSIPAK (OFFSCREEN): Yes I can! 774 00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:38,244 - There seems to be a traitor among us, because now we suck 775 00:50:38,411 --> 00:50:40,371 at fighting Diaper Babies! 776 00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:42,373 - It's my duty to inform you that anyone not wearing 777 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:43,750 sunglasses is a traitor. 778 00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:47,336 As you can see, I've got two pair on my face. 779 00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:48,713 'Enough! 780 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,048 Anyone can wear sunglasses. 781 00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:52,967 You could all be traitors! 782 00:50:53,134 --> 00:50:57,805 I think it's time to implement PLR, Plan Last Resort. 783 00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:19,619 - I'm so dizzy. 784 00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:31,089 - Doctor, you look dizzy. 785 00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:34,050 Have you been spinning or drinking? 786 00:51:34,217 --> 00:51:36,135 - I've been spinning. 787 00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:37,512 You just saw me. 788 00:51:40,515 --> 00:51:43,726 I suppose you want me to fix the robot. 789 00:51:43,893 --> 00:51:46,145 If you bring him back to life, there 790 00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:47,980 will be no more spinning. 791 00:51:48,147 --> 00:51:51,400 I promise. 792 00:51:51,567 --> 00:51:57,740 I'm happy and also, bring me beer, woman. 793 00:51:57,907 --> 00:51:58,866 As you wish, Doctor. 794 00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:00,118 As you wish. 795 00:52:03,830 --> 00:52:04,914 - Here we go. 796 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,335 Right. 797 00:52:15,341 --> 00:52:16,884 Remember the plan. 798 00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:19,303 Aachi kicks down the door. 799 00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:20,847 I don't need Ssipak to steal these Juicypops. 800 00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:23,599 He can beat off people all he wants, but he's not 801 00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:25,309 gonna beat off me. 802 00:52:28,688 --> 00:52:29,522 - Occupied. 803 00:52:29,689 --> 00:52:30,982 Occupado. 804 00:52:31,149 --> 00:52:32,150 Busy in here. 805 00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:33,401 - One, two, three, shuttle kick. 806 00:52:38,823 --> 00:52:39,407 - What the? 807 00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:41,159 You? 808 00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:43,661 You're that little turd burglar! 809 00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:44,662 - What's that? 810 00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:45,705 - Me too. 811 00:52:45,872 --> 00:52:46,789 - Nice hair, Goku. 812 00:52:46,956 --> 00:52:47,415 Have a good night-- 813 00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:48,457 - You look like an elf. 814 00:52:48,624 --> 00:52:49,959 - Where's your bald friend now? 815 00:52:50,126 --> 00:52:52,211 [music playing] 816 00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:18,029 SSIPAK (OFFSCREEN): Where is she? 817 00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:19,739 Where did you creeps take her? 818 00:53:19,906 --> 00:53:23,451 Tell me where my Beautiful is, or I'll pop your head like a 819 00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:24,160 balloon. 820 00:53:24,327 --> 00:53:24,994 - Who are you? 821 00:53:25,161 --> 00:53:26,245 - Where's Beautiful? 822 00:53:26,412 --> 00:53:29,332 Tell me where my love boat has sailed. 823 00:53:52,939 --> 00:53:54,273 - Eat motorcycle! 824 00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:11,415 No! 825 00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:18,673 My bike! 826 00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:21,217 What am I supposed to drive chicks around in now? 827 00:54:26,639 --> 00:54:29,850 - Aachi, what the hell are you doing here? 828 00:54:30,017 --> 00:54:31,435 - Letting you apologize. 829 00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:33,646 - Not until I beat up all these midgets. 830 00:54:33,813 --> 00:54:35,231 - Do you realize how that sounds? 831 00:54:35,398 --> 00:54:36,691 - Like I'm buff as hell. 832 00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:37,817 - Really? 833 00:54:37,984 --> 00:54:39,402 'Cause it sounds like you're gay as hell. 834 00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:41,153 - Least I'm trying to save Beautiful. 835 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:42,863 - By beating people off? 836 00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:46,575 - Shut up or I'll beat you off. 837 00:54:46,742 --> 00:54:51,831 [laughter] 838 00:54:51,998 --> 00:54:54,250 - Hoo hoo hoo. 839 00:54:54,417 --> 00:54:59,880 I love building robots, all day long. 840 00:55:00,047 --> 00:55:01,340 Even more than spinning. 841 00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:18,232 - If you bring the scientist who created your cyborg, I'll 842 00:55:18,399 --> 00:55:20,735 kill the police chief. 843 00:55:20,901 --> 00:55:23,612 - And I want a super awesome looking Hang glider. 844 00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:26,240 - It's yours, but if you're planning on betraying me, I 845 00:55:26,407 --> 00:55:29,660 will betray you first, and by betray, I mean murder the shit 846 00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:30,870 out of you. 847 00:55:31,037 --> 00:55:32,830 That's how I betray people. 848 00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:33,873 - That sounds terrible. 849 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,291 I will never betray you. 850 00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:38,044 And I really Can't wait for that hang glider. 851 00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,545 I'll be ready for you tonight. 852 00:55:48,137 --> 00:55:50,056 - Now do you feel like talking? 853 00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:51,057 Hm hm? 854 00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:54,018 - I peed in all your clothes. 855 00:55:54,185 --> 00:55:55,686 - Where's your hideout? 856 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,980 Tell me, or I'll use bleach next time, and it's 857 00:55:58,147 --> 00:56:00,191 gonna burn so bad. 858 00:56:00,358 --> 00:56:01,942 - I know nothing. 859 00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:03,736 I am God. 860 00:56:03,903 --> 00:56:05,071 - He's not gonna talk. 861 00:56:05,237 --> 00:56:08,783 I think he pooped his pants. 862 00:56:08,949 --> 00:56:11,077 - They got these Diapers trained good. 863 00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:13,662 What do you say we just kill him. 864 00:56:13,829 --> 00:56:14,121 'No! 865 00:56:14,288 --> 00:56:15,790 No,no,no,no! 866 00:56:22,505 --> 00:56:23,089 - Doctor. 867 00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:26,467 From now on, you work for me. 868 00:56:26,634 --> 00:56:30,679 - Working for the mutants, eh? 869 00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:33,766 Well, the robot's already done. 870 00:56:33,933 --> 00:56:35,226 Heh. 871 00:56:35,393 --> 00:56:37,645 Sure, as long as you don't spin me. 872 00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:39,605 - Go spin him. 873 00:56:39,772 --> 00:56:40,398 - Spin. 874 00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:40,689 Spin. 875 00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:41,440 Spin. 876 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:42,233 Spin. 877 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:42,817 - When will you kill the chief? 878 00:56:47,488 --> 00:56:49,073 - I wanted the pleasure of killing you, 879 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:52,535 and now I have it. 880 00:56:52,701 --> 00:56:55,329 - When will you kill the chief? 881 00:56:55,496 --> 00:56:58,124 When will you kill the chief? 882 00:56:58,290 --> 00:57:01,752 When will you kill the chief? 883 00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:03,462 DIAPER KING (OFFSCREEN): Even your own men want you dead. 884 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:07,800 If you want to find us, come to the desert. 885 00:57:07,967 --> 00:57:09,427 [gunfire] 886 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,679 - How dare you betray me before I betray you? 887 00:57:11,846 --> 00:57:13,097 - Ma'am. 888 00:57:13,264 --> 00:57:15,433 Ma'am, we can't find the doctor. 889 00:58:20,581 --> 00:58:23,083 - Argh, I think my eyeballs are boiling. 890 00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:24,752 - She's nearby. 891 00:58:24,919 --> 00:58:26,504 My boner's a divining rod. 892 00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,214 AACHI (OFFSCREEN): That's gross, man. 893 00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:32,426 - Attack! 894 00:59:06,835 --> 00:59:08,629 - Oh shit, World War IV. 895 00:59:08,796 --> 00:59:11,173 The cops and the Diapers are going at it. 896 00:59:11,340 --> 00:59:13,050 Dude, we are gonna die. 897 00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:14,927 We should leave, like, right now. 898 00:59:15,094 --> 00:59:16,095 Screw Juicybars. 899 00:59:16,262 --> 00:59:17,137 I wanna live. 900 00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:18,639 - You're being a puss. 901 00:59:18,806 --> 00:59:20,099 The love of my life is down there. 902 00:59:20,266 --> 00:59:21,058 I'm not leaving without her. 903 00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:22,268 - Don't be a hero. 904 00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:23,769 You'll get us both killed. 905 00:59:23,936 --> 00:59:24,603 No! 906 00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:25,187 No, do it yourself. 907 00:59:25,354 --> 00:59:26,939 I don't wanna die. 908 00:59:27,106 --> 00:59:29,650 [music playing] 909 00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:51,630 - Now deploying inflatable torpedo. 910 01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:06,854 - Geko, you fool, you'll kill us all. 911 01:00:07,021 --> 01:00:08,063 - Get out of here! 912 01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:09,565 Get out of here! 913 01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:01,075 - Shit! 914 01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:04,411 - What the fuck? 915 01:01:12,044 --> 01:01:14,880 - Ow, my brain. 916 01:01:15,047 --> 01:01:18,801 [gobbling] 917 01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:20,052 - Group hug! 918 01:01:33,982 --> 01:01:40,280 [gobbling] 919 01:01:40,447 --> 01:02:05,222 [nursery rhyme playing] 920 01:02:21,447 --> 01:02:22,740 - He's so fast! 921 01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:32,166 This is a really weird wrestling match. 922 01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:35,669 - How about we just give up? 923 01:02:35,836 --> 01:02:37,671 - OK. 924 01:02:37,838 --> 01:02:41,133 Dude, I really hope there's not a mine cart coming up. 925 01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:42,384 - Me too! 926 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:46,722 - What? 927 01:02:46,889 --> 01:02:47,598 So ironic! 928 01:02:47,765 --> 01:02:50,601 - I hate mine carts! 929 01:02:50,768 --> 01:02:53,061 Actually, this is kinda fun! 930 01:02:53,228 --> 01:02:55,522 [music playing] 931 01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:18,879 - Think you can take me alive? 932 01:03:19,046 --> 01:03:20,214 Over my dead body. 933 01:03:23,926 --> 01:03:25,177 Arghg 934 01:03:25,344 --> 01:03:27,638 [music playing] 935 01:03:58,752 --> 01:04:00,087 AACHI (OFFSCREEN): All this for a girl? 936 01:04:00,254 --> 01:04:02,548 No wonder I'm single! 937 01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:04,049 - Shut up. 938 01:04:04,216 --> 01:04:05,050 Huh? 939 01:04:05,217 --> 01:04:07,052 Beautiful? 940 01:04:07,219 --> 01:04:08,512 - Would you stop talking crap? 941 01:04:11,682 --> 01:04:12,766 - Beautiful! 942 01:04:24,862 --> 01:04:26,697 Grab my hand! 943 01:04:26,864 --> 01:04:27,948 Hold on. 944 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:37,666 [screaming] 945 01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:53,891 [scream] 946 01:05:03,317 --> 01:05:09,072 [screaming] 947 01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:11,074 [music playing] 948 01:05:36,725 --> 01:05:37,809 - Whoa. 949 01:06:35,575 --> 01:06:36,994 SSIPAK (OFFSCREEN): Hurry, pull her in. 950 01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,413 AACHI (OFFSCREEN): We gotta pull your fat ass in first! 951 01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:47,879 How have we not pulled her in yet? 952 01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:49,840 She's like all the way in the cart. 953 01:06:50,007 --> 01:06:51,091 - Do something! 954 01:06:58,515 --> 01:06:59,599 [scream] 955 01:07:10,485 --> 01:07:12,821 'No! 956 01:07:12,988 --> 01:07:14,072 Beautiful! 957 01:07:16,742 --> 01:07:24,791 [screaming] 958 01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:26,793 [music playing] 959 01:07:37,929 --> 01:07:39,306 - Ooh hoo. 960 01:07:39,473 --> 01:07:40,557 Welcome to the party. 961 01:07:54,863 --> 01:07:55,655 - Robot's coming over. 962 01:07:55,822 --> 01:07:57,115 Get ready! 963 01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:58,116 - Roger over. 964 01:07:58,283 --> 01:07:59,367 Get ready! 965 01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:10,754 - Since we're about to die, I just wanted to tell you, I 966 01:08:10,921 --> 01:08:12,255 think Beautiful's hot! 967 01:08:15,133 --> 01:08:16,218 - Me too. 968 01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:22,516 - Robot's coming! 969 01:08:22,682 --> 01:08:24,476 - Coming? 970 01:08:24,643 --> 01:08:25,477 - Ready! 971 01:08:28,313 --> 01:09:05,684 -[shrieks] 972 01:09:05,851 --> 01:09:11,398 [screaming] 973 01:09:29,958 --> 01:09:31,793 DIAPER KING (OFFSCREEN): You've been a butt slut! 974 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:35,839 I've been patient until now, but we've run out of time. 975 01:09:36,006 --> 01:09:40,177 I need that ring out of your sweet ass, so I can have all 976 01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,762 the Juicybars to myself! 977 01:09:48,935 --> 01:09:51,438 - Don't touch her. 978 01:09:51,605 --> 01:09:54,065 - That ring is mine, you burn victim. 979 01:09:54,232 --> 01:09:57,611 But first, you die! 980 01:09:57,777 --> 01:09:59,112 Arghg 981 01:09:59,279 --> 01:09:59,905 - Oh, man, weird. 982 01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:01,406 Who threw that? 983 01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:15,629 [scream] 984 01:10:30,602 --> 01:10:31,436 - What? 985 01:10:31,603 --> 01:10:32,896 No. 986 01:10:33,063 --> 01:10:34,856 Die, little monster! 987 01:10:35,023 --> 01:10:36,358 Die! 988 01:10:45,617 --> 01:10:46,785 - You. 989 01:10:46,952 --> 01:10:48,620 - Ssipak, isn't that-- 990 01:10:48,787 --> 01:10:49,663 - Jimmy. 991 01:10:49,829 --> 01:10:51,081 AACHI (OFFSCREEN): Jimmy's a robot cop? 992 01:10:51,248 --> 01:10:53,250 - I killed you with my bare hands. 993 01:10:56,836 --> 01:10:57,963 Let go! 994 01:10:58,129 --> 01:11:01,049 You filthy bastard! 995 01:11:01,216 --> 01:11:02,759 Why won't you die? 996 01:11:21,945 --> 01:11:23,238 - Piece of shit. 997 01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:28,201 What the hell? 998 01:11:31,079 --> 01:11:32,414 'No! 999 01:11:36,001 --> 01:11:38,420 - Later, gator. 1000 01:11:38,586 --> 01:11:40,755 - Get back here, you big, blue asshole! 1001 01:11:44,175 --> 01:11:45,510 - Boo'.! 1002 01:11:47,429 --> 01:11:49,639 Well, that was easy. 1003 01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:50,890 [clanking] 1004 01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:52,350 - Huh? 1005 01:11:52,517 --> 01:11:54,853 - Come fight me like a man, bitch! 1006 01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:56,563 - Beautiful. 1007 01:11:56,730 --> 01:11:58,565 Beautiful! 1008 01:11:58,732 --> 01:12:00,275 - Get over here . 1009 01:12:00,442 --> 01:12:01,276 - All right, shit man. 1010 01:12:01,443 --> 01:12:03,528 Time to save the world. 1011 01:12:20,045 --> 01:12:23,048 - Take that! 1012 01:12:23,214 --> 01:12:24,758 - Hey, the elevator stopped. 1013 01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:26,760 That was lucky. 1014 01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:28,720 - Very fiesty. 1015 01:12:28,887 --> 01:12:29,971 You like it rough? 1016 01:12:30,138 --> 01:12:31,473 Me too! 1017 01:12:35,852 --> 01:12:37,645 I am your master. 1018 01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:39,647 Say it! 1019 01:12:39,814 --> 01:12:41,358 [music playing] 1020 01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:48,448 - This song rules. 1021 01:13:10,637 --> 01:13:12,472 [groaning] 1022 01:13:32,325 --> 01:13:34,119 - We're not making cheap hotel porn here. 1023 01:13:34,285 --> 01:13:36,621 I told you guys to do it right! 1024 01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:42,085 ROBOTIC VOICE: You're charged with unlawful assembly, 1025 01:13:42,252 --> 01:13:43,336 conspiracy, and assassination. 1026 01:13:43,503 --> 01:13:46,548 Dead or alive, you're coming with me. 1027 01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:26,588 - Whoa! 1028 01:14:29,507 --> 01:14:29,883 - Whoa. 1029 01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:30,800 - Whoa! 1030 01:14:36,097 --> 01:14:40,685 [screaming] 1031 01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:45,648 .HelP- 1032 01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:46,649 Help! 1033 01:14:58,995 --> 01:14:59,579 Help! 1034 01:14:59,746 --> 01:15:00,830 He-- 1035 01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:02,040 - Beautiful. 1036 01:15:02,207 --> 01:15:03,541 Just a little bit further. 1037 01:15:06,461 --> 01:15:08,963 - Where am I? what is this? 1038 01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:09,964 - You idiot. 1039 01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:12,717 You'll kill us both! 1040 01:15:12,884 --> 01:15:13,968 - Ow! 1041 01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:14,719 I didn't do anything. 1042 01:15:14,886 --> 01:15:16,221 I swear! 1043 01:15:18,348 --> 01:15:20,183 Please, get it off! 1044 01:15:20,350 --> 01:15:22,185 I just came back to life. 1045 01:15:22,352 --> 01:15:24,896 I don't wanna die. 1046 01:15:25,063 --> 01:15:27,148 - I hate you! 1047 01:15:27,315 --> 01:15:31,361 [screaming] 1048 01:15:36,991 --> 01:15:38,826 - Beautiful, you can do it. 1049 01:15:38,993 --> 01:15:41,329 - Dude, I can't hold on. 1050 01:15:41,496 --> 01:15:43,748 SSIPAK (OFFSCREEN): You have to. 1051 01:15:43,915 --> 01:15:44,999 - I can't. 1052 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:46,751 - Damn it! 1053 01:15:46,918 --> 01:15:47,752 - Save yourselves. 1054 01:15:47,919 --> 01:15:49,003 - I won't let you go. 1055 01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:49,963 I love you. 1056 01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:51,714 - I love you too. 1057 01:15:57,845 --> 01:16:00,181 I have to find a stop. 1058 01:16:00,348 --> 01:16:01,683 - Be patient, baby. 1059 01:16:01,849 --> 01:16:02,934 We're almost there. 1060 01:16:03,101 --> 01:16:04,435 - Yeah. 1061 01:16:04,602 --> 01:16:05,853 We gotta find you a real toilet for that 1062 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:08,273 million dollar ass. 1063 01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:10,358 - What are you so happy about? 1064 01:16:10,525 --> 01:16:12,026 - There's no competition left. 1065 01:16:12,193 --> 01:16:13,945 Whole city's ours now. 1066 01:16:14,112 --> 01:16:14,904 Ha ha. 1067 01:16:15,071 --> 01:16:16,281 - Ours, huh? 1068 01:16:16,447 --> 01:16:17,699 - That's right, ours. 1069 01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:20,034 My brains, Ssipak's peas, and your ass. 1070 01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:22,036 - Who asked you to be my partner? 1071 01:16:22,203 --> 01:16:24,289 - Well, you need a manager, right? 1072 01:16:24,455 --> 01:16:25,498 Big city, lots of money. 1073 01:16:25,665 --> 01:16:27,125 Someone to deal with your business. 1074 01:16:27,292 --> 01:16:28,626 Ha. get it? 1075 01:16:28,793 --> 01:16:31,087 - Dude, you tell the shittiest jokes. 1076 01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:34,090 - Standard management fee is 10%. 1077 01:16:34,257 --> 01:16:35,341 - I can live with that. 1078 01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:36,843 Let's get you to a toiler. 1079 01:16:37,010 --> 01:16:39,095 Don't wanna be losing steaming piles of money on 1080 01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:40,346 the side of the road! 1081 01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:41,306 BEAUTIFUL (OFFSCREEN): Hey, my butts 1082 01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:43,057 Supporting you lazy bums. 1083 01:16:43,224 --> 01:16:45,560 You've gotta treat it with respect. 1084 01:16:45,727 --> 01:16:49,522 SSIPAK (OFFSCREEN): You must treat all butts with respect. 1085 01:16:49,689 --> 01:16:52,734 [music playing] 1086 01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:08,966 DR. STRANGE (OFFSCREEN): This song rules. 69854

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