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(Upbeat jazz music)

- Here you go.

Oh I know, right?

- What am I looking at Bobby?

- What?

You wanted, you wanted me to take pictures

of your son, remember?

- Yes, I remember.

But, is there a reason why I'm seeing

a picture of him licking ice cream,

this one working on the streets, and doing nothing?

- Well yeah, I mean, the guy likes to go out for walks,

um, he sits around a lot, uh, the ice cream was really good

by the way, you should've...

- Is that supposed to help my case? How?

- No, I just, Ms. Laura there's laws and restrictions

in place.

And If I'm going to get something juicy, you know,

I'm gonna have to break some rules.

- Do whatever you have to do to get me some usable picture,

or you prepare to refund my money.

- Oh. Um about that, um, that's not possible.

I , uh, I spent it.

Like the coat though?

- Good for you.

You better start getting me some usable pictures

or you find a place to market your kidney.

- I like my kidney.

- Babe, (sigh) I hate to sound like a broken record

but we really need to get a place of our own.

- And we will.

- Yeah but when?

- I've got some money saved up. Once I get my last paycheck,

we go look for a place.

- Okay but you know I'm paying half, right?

- What's that supposed to mean?

- Well it's going to be our house.

- Yeah.

(laughing)

(sigh)

Babe.

- Mhm hm?

- You realize that I'm running out status soon?

We're going to need to file those documents.

- Yeah.

- I downloaded the forms from the NCI's website.

- Oh, okay.

- It has the form I 30,

and the form I 45.

Form I 30 is for alien rendered, and the I 45 is for the US.

- Meaning?

- Adjustment of status.

- Oh.

- Green card.

- Oh, okay.

- And, there's also the I 765,

which is for employment authorization.

- Babe, can we do this form thing later?

I just want to feel your heart beat right now.

- Okay, you realize that when I do get deported

you'll have to come to Nigeria to feel my heartbeat?

- Oh, you're not going to get deported.

- You could always come visit though.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- You think? Okay.

- And the internet makes long distance relationships

a piece of cake.

(laughing)

- You're so annoying, stop.

Oh, which reminds me, my dad wants you to go to have dinner

with him tonight.

- Really?

- Mhm hm.

- Why?

- I don't know. I suppose he'll let you know

when you go see him tonight.

(groaning)

Oh don't front. You know you want to have dinner

with my dad.

- Yes, I would love to have dinner with your dad.

- Mhm hm.

- It's your mom I'm worried about.

- She'll warm up to you.

- Yeah, when hell freezes over.

(giggling)

- Go get ready or my dad will get angry

and then you'll have no in laws.

Go!

- Okay, Okay.

- Go.

- Daddy!

- Oh, my baby.

- My only princess.

Ah, come on.

- Daddy.

- Hey, look at you shining.

- Thank you Daddy. But you have to thank Vasmin for that.

- Ah.

- Where's Mom?

- She's upstairs.

- Okay.

- Dare.

- So, how is married life?

- Um, we're still in the honeymoon phase.

- Ah ha ha, I'll tell you, it won't last.

- Ah.

(laughing)

- Um, so I wanted to thank you for everything you did.

- No, no don't mention.

Ah come come come come come this way.

Come.

You are my son.

Okay?

Anything you want, just let me know.

You want me to teach at vestibule.

- Mom!

- Princess, so if your Daddy didn't invite you

over for the weekend you won't come and see your mother.

- Oh Mama, I've only been married for what, two days,

and you already miss me?

- Why wouldn't I miss you, eh?

You are my only daughter, and now that boy has come

to take you away from me.

- Oh, Mom.

You'll be nice, right?

- I am always nice to him.

- No, Mom, I'm serious.

I don't want anything to ruin this weekend.

And if anything does, you won't see me here again.

- You are threatening me.

You have only been married for two hours and you think you

have grown to threaten me?

- Oh, Mom.

I love you, it's been so great talking to you.

I'm going to go talk to Dad.

(exits the room)

What are you doing?

- I, I saw this on the...

- Come on Mom.

- Now what are you doing back here anyways?

- I came back for this.

- Okay, princess, we need to talk.

- About?

- You cannot sign those forms.

- Why not?

- What if this is a scam all along?

What if this is what I have been warning you about?

- Mom, you need to calm down.

- Princess, you cannot sign those forms.

You sign those forms, that will be the end.

He will be gone.

- Mom, I don't sign these forms, and that will be the end.

He will be deported and then he will really be gone.

- No, he won't be deported.

- Mom, come on.

- Princess, look.

I have been in this system long before you were born.

You sign the I 130 and I 485 form and he won't be deported.

- And the I 765?

- On no condition should you sign that one.

You warn me, you listening to me?

On no condition should you sign that one.

- But Mom, you know very well he will not be able to work.

- Until he proves he truly loves you.

- He has.

- Nonsense, ah!

Are you listening to yourself?

Princess, you are not, don't sign that form.

I am warning you.

- Excuse me Mom.

That is absolute nonsense.

The only football they play in the world is the one

you play with your foot.

- And so, I mean, the way they call it soccer.

(laughing)

- My dear, do you want to make the announcement?

- What announcement?

(sigh)

- Lara and I has been thinking so hard about this.

Uh, what to get you for your wedding gift.

- Oh, um, sir, I don't think there is any need.

You've already done so much, sir.

- Nonsense.

We are really thinking about what you need.

And only one thing comes to mind.

So, we got you a house.

- A house?

A re-a house?

A real house?

They got us a house!

(laughing)

That's great news!

- Something modest.

- Thank you Daddy.

- For a young couple like yours.

- Thank you Daddy.

Thanks Mom.

Well, I'm excited.

Aren't you?

- Yeah, Yeah.

Thank you, sir.

- Thanks Daddy.

- Dare, you've been giving me the silent treatment

since we left my parents' house.

What's going on?

- How could you blindside me like that?

- What are you talking about?

- You think it's a coincidence that right after we talk

about getting a house your parents...

- What are you insinuating, Dare?

(speaks Uraba)

You know I don't understand Uraba,

what are you talking about?

- It's the same way I don't understand how you...

- You have a problem with your ego,

and you need to let that go.

My parents bought us a house, Dare.

- Your parents paid for our wedding.

Now they bought us a house.

What's next?

They're going to name our children?

- My father already has names for my children.

But that's besides the point-they bought us a house, Dare,

and most people would be grateful.

- Grateful that they've already named our children?

- No, that they bought us a house!

- Fine.

But just to be clear, except if your father impregnates you,

he is not naming any of my children.

(slow, dramatic music)

(kissing sounds)

- Dare, Dare.

(more kissing sounds)

- Oh!

What are you doing here?

- What do you mean, what am I doing here?

This is my bedroom in my house!

- I just thought that you'd be out.

- Dare, it's my fault.

I'm sorry.

I really do like your mattress better.

- So are we going to move to our own house, or what?

- So, we cannot use...

Oh, okay sorry.

(door closes)

(slow dramatic music)

- You gotta admit babe, my parents got taste!

And it doesn't matter what you say

or how you wanna phrase it but this is our house.

This is the first place we own together.

- Mhm.

Not according to the deed.

This house is yours, only.

- Why you have to be so cynical?

What happened to, whatever is yours is mine? Na na na...

- I'm just being factual babe.

- Okay, babe, one day, maybe not today,

maybe not tomorrow, maybe not even in a year,

you'll learn the right time to be

romantic, and the right time to be factual.

- You know, you're right.

- Mhm hm.

I know I'm right.

- It's a beautiful house.

- You see?

- Because you're here with me.

- Aw.

(soft piano music)

- Have you been avoiding me?

(sigh)

- No I haven't.

- Really?

'Cause it seems like you've been avoiding me since the night

you spent at my house.

- I've been very busy.

- Do you want to talk about it?

- Talk about what I've been doing?

- No, talk about what happened at my house that night.

(sigh)

Oh, so that's why you've been avoiding me.

- What happened that night?

- You don't remember?

- No, I don't remember.

What I remember is nothing happened.

- Okay, then nothing happened.

- Why are you doing like this now?

You know what I'm going through right now.

- What do you want me to do?

- Did we?

- Did we, what?

- Did we do it?

- Did we do what?

(sigh)

(kissing sounds)

- Stop.

- What?

- What are we doing, Eddie?

- What are we doing?

We're making out.

- You know what I'm talking about.

- Why do we have to put everything in a box and label it?

- I just don't want to feel like your booty call.

- But sex is great.

- Mhm for you.

It makes me feel cheap.

- Uh, really, cheap?

It's a simple activity we both enjoy.

How does it make you feel cheap?

- Doesn't it matter how I feel about it?

- I didn't say that.

- Then what are you saying?

(door opening)

- Mommy, ah, welcome.

I didn't know you were coming back today.

- How would you realize?

If you had only picked up your phone, you would have known.

- Welcome Ma.

- My dear, how are you?

- Ah, I'm fine Ma.

- Why are you at home?

- Oh, um, I, my friend Dare is getting married

so I took a week off.

- He?

One week?

- Yeah.

- So because your friend is getting married

you took a whole week off.

So if Tosin and you are marring, I could just resign.

- Mommy, I've come again.

(Sigh)

- So...

- So what?

- Today is my last day at work.

I'm leaving.

(sigh)

- This place is going to be somehow without you.

- Yeah, all right.

Toun.

- Yeah?

- Real quick.

What happened that night?

- Oh my god, are we back to this issue again?

- Yes-why have you been toying with me?

- Dare, you left that night and you did not say goodbye.

- I was getting married.

I woke up in bed with another woman, what did you expect

me to do, huh?

Besides, I was running late already...

- Oh, there you go justifying your actions.

Look, I...

Hey.

- Hi.

Nice office.

- Stop messing with me.

I thought we were supposed to meet at the restaurant.

- Then I figured, why don't I come pick you up

at your office.

That way we spend more time together.

- You're so thoughtful.

- That's me, Peter the thoughtful guy.

- Okay.

(pen clicking)

(sigh)

(soft music)

- Shit, I'm late.

- Good morning to you, too.

- Hey babe, I am on my way.

- Um, did you sign my papers yet?

- No, but I will when I get back this evening.

See you later.

- Sure, love you.

(sigh)

(upbeat music)

(sigh)

(sigh)

I wonder how Eze manages.

Yo, Eze.

So, how you enjoying living alone?

- Uh, I'm managing.

- You enjoying America?

- It's okay.

- So how does it feel not doing anything,

just sitting home all day?

- Guy, what's the meaning of this now?

If you want to abuse me, just start

by saying my head is not correct.

- You are waiting, though.

- So, you are using a stand to comment on bliss?

- Are you not jobless?

- It's you that be jobless.

- But I am also jobless.

- That's true.

(laughing)

We are both jobless.

(laughing)

(sigh)

- Hey, you know, it's, it's,

it's really crazy man.

I don't know if, if it feels like as if

I'm no longer in control of my own life.

Like there's some people somewhere who are making this

decisions for me and I'm just following after them.

Like, Like, something just doesn't feel right.

Like I have this tingling feeling in my heart,

or maybe it's my head, I don't know.

(sigh)

I just feel choked man.

I feel choked.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Do you, you know what I'm saying right, you know?

- Mhm hm.

These chips are sweet.

Very sweet.

(chewing sounds)

- Oh Yeah, babe, I got a job interview for next week.

- Okay, where?

- Uh, it's this tech start-up.

The pay is decent.

- Hmm.

- Oh Yeah, um, I'm going to need you

to help me file those papers real quick.

- What's the rush babe?

- Rush?

- Yeah, with the papers.

I mean, every time we talk, it's like 'file my papers.'

This morning, it was like 'file my papers.'

And then when we go to bed, it's like 'file my papers.'

And now, it's like 'file my papers.'

Every time we talk, it's like 'file my papers,

file my papers.'

- Wait, when we spoke this morning , you said we'd talk

about this when we get back?

- Yeah, but I'm overwhelmed with your demand

to file your papers.

- It's because I don't want to get deported.

- You're not going to get deported, so stop being dramatic.

(knocking)

Mom?

- Would you let me in Princess?

Thank you.

- Uh, so, what are you doing here?

- What am I doing at my daughter's house?

- It's just that we weren't really expecting you now.

- Oh, okay, so I need to write a letter of obligation

seeking for permission to come see my daughter?

- No, you don't.

Would you like something to drink, Mother?

- No.

Thank you.

- Hi Mama.

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