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(happy band music)

(chill music)

(moaning)

- Are all African men as hardworking and industrious as you?

- My dear, I'm not just industrious in the bedroom,

I'm also industrious out of the bedroom.

- Is that so?

- Very so, in fact, I had a job interview recently,

for CEO position.

I turned it down.

- Why?

- They would not pay me enough money.

I turned it down.

- Well, I do have some friends that are always looking

for savvy business partners if you're interested.

- If I'm interested?

My first name is Interest.

My last name is Ted. (laughing)

I'm interested!

- Good, I'll set it up.

- Just like that? - Mm-hmm.

For now, can you show me about that

industriousness you were talking about?

- Yes, madam, I will show you.

(laughing)

♪ 'Cause deep inside, girl I feel is you and me ♪

♪ Making love and loving, making love with you ♪

♪ Only you ♪

♪ Only you ♪

♪ Only you ♪

♪ Only you ♪

♪ Only you ♪

♪ Only you ♪

♪ Only you ♪

♪ Only you ♪

♪ She like like back up, but I'm down for a dancer ♪

♪ I'd be a fool if I don't try ♪

♪ Girl, I'm all in ♪

♪ You could be the one I dreamed of ♪

♪ Smiling when nobody's looking ♪

♪ I just wanna realize my dream ♪

♪ 'Cause deep inside, girl I feel is you and me ♪

- Listen, about last night.

- Yeah?

- I mean, it doesn't mean that, you know...

- Nothing, right?

- Yeah.

Does it not?

- Does it?

- I don't know, maybe we should just, you know...

- Yeah, you know. - Yeah.

Maybe we should just not talk about it.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

- Come on ladies, you know you love this Nigerian chocolate.

Come on, this sexiness!

I see why they cannot leave me alone.

Magnificent, Eze, oh my god.

Bout to give that, let's go! (laughing)

- Hey, what are you doing?

Why aren't you dressed?

- I just got out the shower.

- Have you been showering all day?

They're here!

- Who's they?

- The businessmen, we talked about it.

- The businessmen? - Yes?

- To give me the- - Yes, they're outside.

- Already, that was fast! - I do not play, baby.

(laughing) Get dressed.

- Okay, I will do just that.

(quiet hiphop music)

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

- This is the very intelligent Nigerian

I was telling you about.

He's very hardworking and industrious.

- Yes sir, and I like your car.

It's very big and powerful.

It reminds me of myself. (laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Boss says it's a pleasure to meet you.

- (laughing) Thank you very much.

Tell him it's a pleasure to meet him, too.

Do you have any food or drink?

I'm kind of hungry.

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- My boss says you look trustworthy and responsible.

He'd love to do business with you.

- (laughing) Thank you very much, sir.

Sir?

- Some time this week, you're gonna get a call

on that phone with a location.

There'll be a car with an address inside of it

which tells you where you're gonna take the car.

You're gonna be paid handsomely for this.

- You will pay me by making me handsome?

But I'm already handsome.

- Once you deliver the goods, you can cash the check.

- (cheering in foreign language)

Thank you, sir. (laughing)

- You said you wanted someone desperate.

- Yeah, but not stupid.

- He's just a decoy for our operation.

The more stupid, the better.

(inaudible muttering)

(Dare clearing throat)

- I'm aware that you're sitting in front of me, Dare.

Your not-so-subtle gimmick is duly noted.

- No, just take your time.

Not like I've got anything better to do.

- I'm gonna miss your sarcasm, Dare.

- I guess that explains why you're letting me go.

- Not something I want to do.

Something I need to do.

- What's the difference?

- You've run out of status, Dare.

I can no longer continue to have you here,

it would be illegal.

- Will that be all?

- You'll need to clear out by the end of the week.

It's been great having you around.

I wish we could have you here longer.

- Because of my humor?

- Because you are a damn good worker.

If you need a recommendation letter, be rest assured

you will receive a glorious reference from me.

- Thank you.

- Oh shit, you got your letter.

- Cheer up, I'm sure yours is very, very near.

- I still have a couple more months left on my visa.

- Lucky you.

- What are you gonna do now?

- I don't know.

But I have up until the end of the week to figure it out.

(sighing)

I should step out.

Probably see you later.

- No, you're not gonna see me later.

I'm actually leaving early 'cause a couple of friends

are coming over for some correct Niger jollof.

- Ah, no, really?

- Yeah.

- You're not inviting me.

- I mean, you wanna come?

- Mm.

Yeah sure.

- Eddie, please come, I need your help.

- What is it?

- Can you please help me set up a new bank account?

- What do you need a new bank account for?

- I'm glad you asked.

- Eze, where did you get $5,000 check from?

- My new business partner.

He gave it to me and said that the bigger

our business gets, then I can cash it,

but I don't have bank account.

- Eze, how long have you known this business partner?

- Well, I just met him,

but we had a very good vibe,

and we started doing business immediately.

- Eze. - Yeah?

- Nobody, nobody gives you $5,000 check

the first time they meet you for a business.

What kind of business is this?

- Well, he said I'll go and deliver some, some,

something to some location,

and I don't really know the full details.

- When is this delivery?

- I don't know, but he gave me this phone.

He said he will call me on it,

and he will tell me when to go and deliver.

- What's this person's name?

- His name is...

Ah, Eddie, I didn't ask him for his name.

- Oh god.

Somebody asked you to deliver a package you don't know

to somewhere you don't know at a time you don't know,

and you don't know their name?

And they paid you $5,000?

- And what's the problem?

- Eze, whatever you do, do not associate yourself

with these kind of people.

You will end up dead.

- God forbid, I will not die, in Jesus' name.

- God forbid.

Eze, I have friends who have come to this country,

and they have turned them into drug mules for these cartels.

- What's a drug mule?

- What's a drug, people that carry drugs

from point A to point B.

These are the kind of guys that cut off people's leg

if they wake up on the wrong side of the bed.

How did you even get caught up in this?

- It's Jennifer.

Jennifer said she had some friends that are looking

for industrious business partners.

I said I'm very industrious, why not use me?

- I warned you.

I warned you that Jennifer is trouble.

You didn't listen.

Stay away from these guys.

- So what am I supposed to do now?

They said they will call me on this phone very soon.

- Throw away the phone, destroy the SIM card.

Don't answer the phone, but stay away from these guys,

and leave Jennifer alone, she will kill you.

- But she's my girlfriend.

(groaning)

- Nice taste you've got selecting this place for us to meet.

- Well thank you.

- It wasn't a compliment, Bobby.

- Oh, well I just, I figured you'd wanna meet in a place

that, you know, had a little bit of privacy to it.

- Yeah, what have you got?

- Well, thing is, I usually only just do this

for spouses who suspect their partners

of infidelity, you know?

- He is my son.

- Okay?

- And here.

I need everything on him.

Where he goes to, the people he talks to.

I need you to become his shadow.

- Okay.

- We'll meet here, same time, every week.

You never call me except it's an emergency.

I'll call you, okay?

- All right, well,

Miss Lara, I do gotta ask, though,

why go through all this?

- How is it your business?

- Well, you know, because it is my business.

You know, not exactly all of this is legal.

- Is that not why I'm paying a hefty sum?

- True, true, you are paying me a hefty sum,

and I'm very grateful for that, don't get me wrong,

it's just, you know, that hefty sum won't do me much good

when I'm sitting around in prison.

- Okay.

I told you he's my son.

He's planning to take over my company.

Can you imagine my son, planning evil against me

and I can't do nothing about it?

- I'm sorry to hear that, Miss Lara.

Well, I promise I'll do whatever it takes

to get this information for you.

I'll even go right, right into the depths

of hell if I have to.

- Good, thank you.

- [Bobby] You're welcome.

- By the way, sorry I could not make that jollof rice.

Obviously, plans change, running late on time

so this is what I could make for you,

but I'm still making more if you want.

- I don't even know why you apologize.

There by work better. (laughing)

You know, I actually don't know the last time

I had a well-cooked, homemade meal.

- You don't cook?

- I said well-cooked.

- You have a wife, she does not cook for you?

- Actually, you're a better cook than she is.

- Hmm.

- What, you can't blame her now.

She grew up in a house with a chef, doorman,

all those, like the butler things.

You know this reminds me of my mom's cooking.

- It's not that good.

- Hey, come on, stop it.

It is, trust me.

- You know who you remind me of?

- What?

- When I was still in uni, me and my friends,

we're leaving class and we're going home.

I was hungry.

Like I was so hungry, I stopped at the Buka.

You know Buka now, you know what I'm talking about?

- Yeah. - By the road.

I stopped at a Buka, ordered what I wanted to order,

and I sat there in the middle of the road

and I ate the food.

That were in the middle of the road.

My friends were pissed off, they were going to-

(splashing) (laughing)

Come here.

Come here.

- You really need to stop laughing.

(sensual music)

- Don't.

Don't.

- Shh, shh. - I'm a married man.

- Stop talking.

- Don't, I'm married. - Shh.

I'll put it in the dryer, married man.

- Hey.

- Hey.

How was work?

- It was fine, it's fine.

How was home?

- It was fine.

- Come on, we have to talk about this thing.

All this awkwardness is just killing me.

I mean, we only had sex.

- Yeah, it's not a big deal.

- Yeah, I mean, it doesn't have to mean anything.

- Well, just wrap it up in a box

and act like it never happened.

- Are you being sarcastic?

- No, I'm just echoing what you just said.

- Okay, so what should we do?

- What do you mean?

- I mean about what happened.

- Well, we can erase our memories and-

- Okay, stop, stop.

I'm serious.

- Are you really?

Then what do you want?

You can't keep acting like a child.

You have to face reality.

We had sex, and you have to deal with it.

Not act like it never happened.

(soft piano music)

- Um, can you check if my shirt is dry yet?

- I did, and it's still wet.

- Yeah, so...

You have any idea when it's gonna get dry?

- Probably a couple minutes.

What's the rush?

Besides, you're still jesting me about something?

(drink pouring)

(coughing) Want some more?

(upbeat music)

- Calm down, Lara.

- Calm down for what?

I have heard of brides coming late on their wedding,

but I have never ever heard of the groom

coming late on his own wedding.

(speaking foreign language)

- Uh-uh.

Don't give yourself hypertension.

- Look at, nobody's here.

None of his family, none of his friends are here.

- Maybe there's a kind of misunderstanding,

you know, somewhere.

Have you spoken to your daughter?

- No.

- I see.

It's all right.

(speaking foreign language)

Please, just come down, my dear.

(laughing)

Princess, my darling, this is not the end of the world.

- Wait wait, hold on, my dad's just walked in, hold on.

Daddy, what's wrong?

- Is that Dare?

- Yeah, this is Dare.

- Huh, and your mom is so worried in her room, sick.

In fact, she's losing it out completely.

- Daddy, she needs to get ready.

It's my big day, she can't be late.

- Is Dare on his way?

- Yeah, Dare's on his way right now.

- He's coming right away?

- Right now, Daddy, go get ready.

- Coming right away? - He's coming right now.

- That's my daughter. - Daddy, go get ready.

- Princess!

It is your day.

(upbeat music)

- Dare!

(speaking foreign language)

Where are your people?

- They're on their way, sir, they're on their way.

- Dare, what's going on here?

- Nothing, nothing. - Nothing?

- Yes sir. - They're ready?

- I'm calling them now.

- Calling them, (speaking foreign language).

Listen, action, I just don't want you calling them.

Immediately.

- I'm calling them now.

- Please look, my wife is worried over it.

Do something.

- Hello, hello?

(ringing)

- Hello?

Man.

Hello?

Their phone is switched off, oh man.

- Hey, try it again.

- I've been trying now.

- I mean, try it again.

(ringing)

- Same, same thing.

Same thing.

- Dude, it's gonna be fine.

- Where's Eze?

(inaudible)

- Say it!

Scream it!

(thudding) - You're the captain!

- I'm the captain! (thudding)

- [Eze] Yes, yes, yes, just let me go home.

Please, captain, please.

- Say it again. - You are the queen!

- Scream it! (thudding)

- [Eze] You are the queen!

(upbeat music)

- Hello?

- Ah, Dare.

Get up, get up, get up.

You have enough prostration to do today.

- Oh, this is my father-in-law, Mr. Adelano.

Mr. Adelano, this is my uncle.

- Oh.

- Nice to meet you.

- It's so late.

- I'm so sorry.

I went to the reception hall first.

- Oh no.

Anyway, let's leave that.

(speaking foreign language)

Let the party begin.

(drum banging)

- Thank you so much.

At this time, I want to introduce to you the groom.

The generous family are already here.

To my mom and my dad, my family members at the back,

now I want to welcome the groom into our family.

(drum banging)

(singing in foreign language)

Daddy and Mommy, this is your son.

(drum banging) (signing in foreign language)

I'm going to ask you again.

Check, is this your bride?

- No. - Ahh.

- Please go on, bring the bride.

(drum banging) (singing in foreign language)

I'm going to ask you for the last time,

is this your bride?

Open up and let's see, check check.

- Yes!

(cheering) (drum banging)

(upbeat pop music)

(laughing)

- There you go.

- Okay. - What?

- Let me go get into something

a little bit more comfortable.

(soft music)

Mr. Djibouti.

- Mrs. Djibouti.

(kissing)

- Babe, go take a shower!

- No. - Yes.

No no no no, I'll be right here when you're done.

- No. - Yes, go.

Ew.

(soft music)

(kissing)

- Babe?

(sighing)

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