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(cuban light jazz music)
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(tango music)
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- Hey Eddie I want to tell you guys...
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- Shh.
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You'll spoil the moment.
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- Okay (sighs)
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- What did you want to say?
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- I've forgotten.
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Mr. GQ where's your tie?
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- Oh man, I left it in the car.
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I'll put it on before I take pictures.
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- Right.
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(tango music)
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- Hi, I'm Jennifer.
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- Hi, I'm Ezzeimika but you
can call me Eze for short.
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- You're here for an injunction?
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- No my roommate is in
there getting married.
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- Marriage?
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- Yes.
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- You know, 40% of all first
marriages end in divorce.
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60% of all second
marriages end in divorce.
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And 73% of all third
marriages end in divorce.
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- Okay I did not know
that but I'm guessing
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you are here for a divorce?
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- No, I'm just here to watch these people
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sign their lives away to misery.
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- Eddie I think this girl is crazy.
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- Did you know you men
can release 1.2 billion
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sperm cells in one single ejaculation.
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I mean can you imagine?
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1.2 billion sperm cells to one ovary.
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It's insane.
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I mean you men are like space monsters
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shooting out your sperm
up throughout the galaxy.
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I can't blame you though.
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I understand you can't help it.
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- Yeah that's crazy.
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- That accent, where you from?
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- Nigeria.
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- Yoruba?
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- No, Igbo.
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- Oh.
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You know I've heard a lot
about you Nigerian men.
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You ever been with an American woman?
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- American woman me?
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No, not yet.
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- Care for lunch?
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- Lunch?
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Me and you?
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(laughing)
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hey I think she's feeling me.
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She's into Naija boys.
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- Eze that one?
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- Yes.
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- That is a death trap.
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- Death trap.
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Can't you see how fine she is.
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Besides, something must kill a man.
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- Eze, focus and face your front.
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- So how bout that lunch?
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(Eze laughs)
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[Eze] Thank you Lord.
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(light harp music)
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- Hi Eddie.
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- Yeah Omoh we need to talk.
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- You don't say.
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- Look this is not a time
to be sarcastic, okay?
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This is really important.
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- Fine.
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- So we can do lunch, right?
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- Yeah I should be back by then.
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- Wait, back from where?
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- I'm on my way to the shopping mall.
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- Wait, What are you going to do there?
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- What do you think Eddie?
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To get some groceries.
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- I mean, If I remember
you went there yesterday
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and you also went the
day before yesterday.
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- I forgot some things, okay?
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And what's with you anyways?
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When did you suddenly become
interested in what I do.
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I thought I don't exist to you?
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- Okay look whatever
let's just meet for lunch.
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There's the restaurant near the house.
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I'll text you the address.
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Okay bye-bye.
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- Hi c-- oh my god I'm so sorry.
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I really thought it was someone else
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I'm so sorry.
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- Wow.
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You guys can't wait till we get home?
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(kissing and moaning)
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- Guy face your front.
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- Anyway congratulations Princess.
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See, I knew this day would come.
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- Really?
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- Anyway, what can I help for with Eze?
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- Eze...why are you asking about Eze?
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I should be asking you.
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- What do you mean?
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- Dude, he's your flatmate.
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- Yeah but I'm getting married so I don't
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see how I'm going to be
money treating him Maxwell.
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Besides he's not a baby.
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- Ugh married people.
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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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- If your thinking we're
gonna get a little bit
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(mumble) then yeah.
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- When did you start locking your door?
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- I didn't.
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- Then who did?
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- (foreign language)
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- Eze what's going on here?
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- Nothing.
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- Nothing?!
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- No.
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- What are you doing in my room naked?
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- Oh I'm Netflix-ing and chilling.
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That's when you..
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- I know what it means.
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I'm wondering why you're
doing it in my room?
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- Daddy what are you doing
now I'm waiting on you.
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Oh I'm sorry this is my fault.
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We were doing it his room
but his bed is just...
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(both) uh-uh
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- And your bed is really nice.
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Then I was like why don't
we just do it in his bed.
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And he was like no no no
he's not going to like it
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- And you are?
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- This is my girlfriend.
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- Oh I like it when you say girlfriend.
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- Ugh I'm so done with this.
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- I'm so sorry.
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- Princess?!
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- Well we might as well
finish where we left off.
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- You don't have to tell me twice.
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(Eze laughing)
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- So I'm gonna go straight to the point.
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I know I've been acting off lately.
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- You haven't been acting up.
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You've been acting like
a freaking asshole.
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- Wow you've been
American for two hours and
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you're already cussing.
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- So what do you want?
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I'm guessing this is the part where
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you apologize, right?
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- No.
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Maybe maybe.
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Okay, yes.
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Look.
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I know I been acting up lately.
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I know.
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But technically you just
fell on me from nowhere.
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- I didn't fall on you, we were engaged.
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- Technically We had an introduction.
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- And so?
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I waited for you for three good years.
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- Look I didn't come here to argue.
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I want us to talk like adults.
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(heavy breathing)
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- Jennifer, I was going to (clang).
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I've not finished.
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- What did you take?
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Are you trying to kill me?
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- No, no, no, no, no
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my dear right now it's
life or death matter.
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I'll explain later just come
come lets finish please.
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- I don't know what you
got going on down there,
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but I like it.
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- Come here.
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Come here.
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Come to daddy.
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- And now you want out?
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- I'm not saying that.
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All I'm saying is yo let's
get to know each other.
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And then if we fall in love then so be it.
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- And if we don't?
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- Do you want to be with
somebody that doesn't love you?
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Think about it.
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- What about your mother?
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- Ah My mother, my mother she has to go.
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That is why we're here.
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She has to go.
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- And you need my help?
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- Yeah.
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If we act like everything
is fine, we can just
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pretend like just you know...
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- So we fake it?
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- Why you make it sound so bad?
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- Anyways, So what's in it for me?
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- What do you want?
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- [Eze] What do I want from you?
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- Yes, Eze what do you want from me
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- I just don't want you to
kick me out of your house.
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- Eze I'm not kicking
you out I'm just asking
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you to get your own place.
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- What is the difference?
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It is the same thing.
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But why?
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- Because I am married.
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Do I even have to tell you this?
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- What does being married have to do
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with me living with you?
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- It say one of the requirements of being
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married is that the couple
get to live together.
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- Okay so what in what you just said now
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suggest that I cannot live with you?
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- Oh, so you want to live with us?
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- Yes, please.
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- You know what, Let me just
be very clear with you now.
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- Okay.
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- That's never going to happen.
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- Ah.
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- I suggest you start to
looking for your own place.
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- Dadu don't do me like this.
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God will help you as you help me, please?
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- Perfect timing.
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Princess come, come.
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- Mom I'm tired can we talk later.
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- Princess come I have good news for you.
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- What's the good news?
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- You wouldn't believe
what happened today.
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The Addelanas invited us to the house
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warming this Friday.
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- And I'm supposed to know who they are?
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- Princess, the investment bankers.
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Top generation Americans.
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They also own properties down in Houston.
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- And let me guess, they
have an eligible bachelor
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who's ready to get married.
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- Princess, he is doing very well.
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Thousands of ladies will
be dying to meet him.
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Come on what else do you want?
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- Mom, this is not 1870 you
can't just match make me.
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- Obviously I should if you consider that
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(mumble) good enough for your status.
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Have you lost your mind?
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- You know what mom?
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You're really something else, really.
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- Princess, you will go
and you will meet (mumble).
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- Oh hi darling!
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- Hello.
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- How are you today?
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- I'm fine, I'm fine.
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- How was work?
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- I'm tired, I'm really tired.
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- Oh I'm so sorry.
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I made dinner though.
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- Wow hey can't wait for that.
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- That's good, that's good.
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Welcome daddy.
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- Thank you.
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- Your welcome.
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- Come, come.
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So when did all this lovey dovey stuff.
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- Mama
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- Hmm?
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- Today.
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- Are you serious?
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- Yes he took me out to lunch.
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- Okay
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- He apologized to me, he
asked for my forgiveness,
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he says he wants the relationship to work.
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- Ah are you serious?
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- Yes mama.
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- I am very happy, weste weste.
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- I am truly happy mama I'm truly excited.
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- Just keep it up whatever you are doing
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just keep it up.
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- Yes mama thank you.
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- You're welcome.
272
00:15:15,352 --> 00:15:18,272
(soft piano music)
273
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:39,148
(Afro electric music)
274
00:15:56,421 --> 00:15:57,341
- Hey babe.
275
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,960
You like what your African man...
276
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,840
- What are you wearing?
277
00:16:02,841 --> 00:16:04,271
- I'm wearing clothes.
278
00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:06,510
- Are we going to a
costume party or something?
279
00:16:06,512 --> 00:16:07,352
- No
280
00:16:07,345 --> 00:16:08,855
- Then why are you wearing that?
281
00:16:08,861 --> 00:16:10,811
- Why does a person ask
that I wear something
282
00:16:10,812 --> 00:16:12,272
like this that is natural to me?
283
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:15,120
This is what is natural to me!
284
00:16:15,122 --> 00:16:17,372
I'm a Deboman.
285
00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:18,390
A very proud one at that.
286
00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:19,220
- Okay!
287
00:16:19,223 --> 00:16:20,063
That's fine.
288
00:16:20,056 --> 00:16:22,456
Can we go get food please I'm hungry.
289
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,839
- Yeah let's go.
290
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,020
I'm wearing fine clothes.
291
00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:26,209
I like it.
292
00:16:26,213 --> 00:16:30,553
- It's just a little long
or something I don't know.
293
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:37,680
- We need to talk.
294
00:16:42,445 --> 00:16:43,945
- Mama what is it?
295
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,570
- You think I don't
know what you're doing.
296
00:16:54,842 --> 00:16:55,682
- Mama I'm going to work.
297
00:16:55,675 --> 00:16:57,825
- Don't play smart with me.
298
00:16:57,830 --> 00:17:00,150
You think I was born yesterday.
299
00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:01,920
- Okay mama what is it?
300
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,370
- You think I don't know
why you're doing this.
301
00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:07,120
It's cause I said I'm
going to cut you off right?
302
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:10,090
- Yes that's exactly why I'm doing it.
303
00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:12,040
You brought the girl here.
304
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,880
You forced her on me and you said that you
305
00:17:13,877 --> 00:17:16,597
would cut me off if I don't love her.
306
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,800
So yeah mama I'm fussing
myself to love her.
307
00:17:20,147 --> 00:17:21,417
I don't understand what
you're complaining about.
308
00:17:21,423 --> 00:17:22,503
- I did not say that.
309
00:17:23,756 --> 00:17:26,086
- So what are you saying that
I should stop liking her?
310
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:27,490
- I did not say that either.
311
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:32,900
- Mama when you know
what you want me to do,
312
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:33,730
tell me.
313
00:17:35,215 --> 00:17:36,465
Me, I have to go to work.
314
00:18:01,152 --> 00:18:02,792
- Where's Princess?
315
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,491
- Are you asking me?
316
00:18:04,493 --> 00:18:07,573
- Cause we have to get
together as a family.
317
00:18:07,573 --> 00:18:10,203
- Wonderful, since when?
318
00:18:10,203 --> 00:18:13,453
- Tunde, can't you be serious for once.
319
00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:17,440
See this girl is at a very
delicate stage of her life.
320
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,440
And then there's more
gawking from the two of us.
321
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,930
She will end up badly.
322
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:23,300
- Lara listen.
323
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,670
She is a medical doctor.
324
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:29,590
She has morals, dissonance, good judgment.
325
00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:33,570
Oh so you think its the
sudden interest in her
326
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,980
that is making her out
to follow the right path?
327
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:43,142
Okay nevermind, I'll go for her.
328
00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:48,790
(knock, knock)
329
00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:49,620
Princess?
330
00:18:52,962 --> 00:18:53,802
Princess?
331
00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:21,270
- Tunde what is the meaning of this?
332
00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:23,850
- It looks like a marriage certificate.
333
00:19:23,853 --> 00:19:25,443
- I can't read.
334
00:19:25,437 --> 00:19:28,637
Princess has just thrown her life away.
335
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:32,280
- She got married, she was
not thrown into prison.
336
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,170
- This is all your fault!
337
00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:36,400
You not challenge attitude
toward this issue.
338
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:40,070
- No, no, no, no, no I
won't take that from you.
339
00:19:40,072 --> 00:19:41,712
I won't take this blame.
340
00:19:41,711 --> 00:19:42,541
- Blame?!
341
00:19:42,544 --> 00:19:43,654
Princess has killed me!
342
00:19:45,577 --> 00:19:46,407
Oh my God.
343
00:20:03,321 --> 00:20:05,991
(clears throat)
344
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,000
- I don't have any
excuse so I'm just going
345
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,227
to say that I'm sorry.
346
00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:25,890
Okay so this is not a
bribe, except of course
347
00:20:25,889 --> 00:20:28,829
you will take a bribe so in that case then
348
00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:30,560
this is a bribe.
349
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,159
- How did you know?
350
00:20:38,161 --> 00:20:40,341
- It's the only thing you
order in the cafeteria.
351
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,240
- And you noticed?
352
00:20:42,139 --> 00:20:44,719
(bag rustling)
353
00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:51,170
- So?
354
00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:54,800
- I'm not saying I'm forgiving you,
355
00:20:57,230 --> 00:21:00,510
but it's a good start.
356
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:01,880
- Yeah?
357
00:21:01,878 --> 00:21:02,708
- Yeah.
358
00:21:04,113 --> 00:21:06,563
You know what tell me?
359
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,260
What is this thing that always comes up
360
00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:10,670
every time were supposed to meet?
361
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,230
- Haven't you heard?
362
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,060
- What?
363
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:13,903
- I'm a celebrity.
364
00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:15,106
- You know what?
365
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,188
I'm not dealing with you.
366
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,230
- Hello.
367
00:21:22,809 --> 00:21:25,769
Okay all right I'll be right there.
368
00:21:26,730 --> 00:21:27,560
Thank you.
369
00:21:39,106 --> 00:21:40,706
- (co-worker) Hey!
370
00:21:40,707 --> 00:21:42,037
- How you doing?
371
00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:44,805
Hey man.
372
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:47,900
Somebody here to see me?
373
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,600
- You use to be boy what have you done?
374
00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:54,570
What I'm asking you.
375
00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:56,050
- What is going on here?
376
00:21:56,050 --> 00:21:57,910
- Are you the manager around here?
377
00:21:57,910 --> 00:21:59,480
Well you are in trouble cause you
378
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,730
are harboring a criminal.
379
00:22:01,845 --> 00:22:02,735
- Mommy please.
380
00:22:02,736 --> 00:22:03,876
- Don't mommy me.
381
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,910
You married my daughters
because of papers.
382
00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:07,560
You will leave this country.
383
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,540
You will leave this country.
384
00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:11,420
- Madam, I'm will have to
ask you to leave right now.
385
00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:12,460
- Do you know who I am?
386
00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:15,060
The two of you are finished.
387
00:22:15,056 --> 00:22:16,716
You are finished.
388
00:22:16,723 --> 00:22:19,263
You think you can play fast
one on my daughter, eh?
389
00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:26,250
- Where do you know
that lunatic woman from?
390
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:11,639
(Eze jeering and chanting)
391
00:23:14,802 --> 00:23:17,772
- Everyone was just feeling my swan today
392
00:23:17,768 --> 00:23:18,848
he he he hey!
393
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:22,580
- Look at me.
394
00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:25,850
I don't care, okay?
395
00:23:25,850 --> 00:23:27,010
I don't care!
396
00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:31,477
Just get out of my sight.
397
00:23:32,448 --> 00:23:33,598
- Who do you like this?
398
00:23:40,976 --> 00:23:45,976
Huh.
399
00:23:56,390 --> 00:23:59,880
- So you know your mother
is on the other side
400
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,420
of the room and she'll
be listening to every
401
00:24:02,418 --> 00:24:04,358
noise we make in this room.
402
00:24:06,688 --> 00:24:07,758
- So?
403
00:24:08,778 --> 00:24:11,718
- I mean, what sort of lovely young couple
404
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:15,990
comes home from work without
going to bed together.
405
00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:18,960
- I'm already in the bed together.
406
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:23,960
- No silly I don't mean
it that way, I mean...
407
00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:29,430
- What does a clap?
408
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,800
- No.
409
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,130
I mean...
410
00:24:38,548 --> 00:24:39,818
- You mean sex?
411
00:24:40,910 --> 00:24:43,650
- Yeah, I mean think about it.
412
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,860
After all that show we
put on this afternoon.
413
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:48,280
She'll expect us to do it.
414
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,050
- Yes, yes yes s-s-so you want us to fake
415
00:24:51,050 --> 00:24:52,290
like we're having sex?
416
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:54,730
Oh my God, this is genius!
417
00:24:56,530 --> 00:24:59,180
- The real thing might be
pretty convincing to me.
418
00:25:00,860 --> 00:25:03,880
But anyways come over here.
419
00:25:05,823 --> 00:25:07,683
- Uh uh come over here.
420
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,180
- Come over here I don't bite.
421
00:25:11,615 --> 00:25:13,885
- Ah you..
422
00:25:13,890 --> 00:25:16,830
- Come over here Eddie
your taking too long.
423
00:25:20,695 --> 00:25:22,485
- I have to come here like this.
424
00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:24,660
- Yes put your legs over mmm hmm.
425
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,890
- What now?
426
00:25:27,890 --> 00:25:28,890
- Now grab my waist.
427
00:25:29,775 --> 00:25:30,905
- Ah Omoh.
428
00:25:30,914 --> 00:25:32,704
- Put your hands, grab my waist.
429
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,130
I don't bite come on it's okay.
430
00:25:37,860 --> 00:25:38,850
What does a man do?
431
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,610
What does a man do?
432
00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:44,860
I mean fake like we're having sex.
433
00:25:46,277 --> 00:25:47,277
- Oooh okay.
434
00:25:48,735 --> 00:25:50,895
(moaning)
435
00:26:11,357 --> 00:26:13,467
(mumble)
436
00:26:13,466 --> 00:26:15,856
- If you're not that loud
she's not going to believe
437
00:26:15,855 --> 00:26:17,335
that we do our way.
438
00:26:17,335 --> 00:26:20,195
Louder, louder, louder, louder louder!
439
00:26:20,197 --> 00:26:21,027
Hee hee!
440
00:26:30,735 --> 00:26:33,815
Almost, almost you gone get it today.
441
00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:36,773
Ha!
442
00:26:36,773 --> 00:26:38,143
Why you just slap me?
443
00:26:38,143 --> 00:26:39,213
- What are you doing?
444
00:26:39,205 --> 00:26:40,035
(mumbling)
445
00:26:40,038 --> 00:26:41,488
you know scream well now she no go reason
446
00:26:41,485 --> 00:26:43,015
to say that they doing well.
447
00:26:43,021 --> 00:26:43,851
Hey.
448
00:26:45,798 --> 00:26:49,298
(cubana light jazz music)
449
00:26:49,348 --> 00:26:53,898
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